May 6, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal takes prank calls to a whole new level, leaving unsuspecting victims bewildered and amused. From a relentless caller who insists they were called first to a clown with a surprisingly dark outlook on life, these pranks are guaranteed to make your day. Listen as Jubal masterfully navigates through hilarious misunderstandings, escalating tensions, and unexpected twists. Whether it's a detective questioning a pill-popping caller or a clown asking to camp on someone's lawn, each prank is a testament to Jubal's comedic genius. Tune in for non-stop entertainment and find out how Jubal manages to turn everyday situations into laugh-out-loud moments. Don't miss out on the fun – it's all happening on The Jubal Show, weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 Kiss FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Tim.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah him, Sorry, this.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Is Trevor, who says, uh, you called me?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, I'm pretty sure you called me? So like, can
I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Or close?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Like? Yo? Hy?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well no, because you called me, so I think you
might have the wrong number.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I didn't my phone ring and I kicked it out.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
No, you called me.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
That's not okay whatever, dude, Bye, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's Trevor. Hello. Okay, yeah, who's this.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well? No, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what
your name was.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
But you called me, and but you called me.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, you called me.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh my god, this is good. Hello Hello, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, So you called me again?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, do you keep calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Why did you call me?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay? I don't like. I don't like confrontation. Still confrontation.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I have no idea who you are.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Get off my phone. Stop calling me like I was
so I was just off.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, So this is getting really old.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I don't know what dude, this is seriously getting old,
Like listen, to me. This is like the fifth time
you've called me. Stop it, knock it off. I'm calling
the cops right now.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I feel like you're gonna call the cops. Okay, well
did on you?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Because stop calling me, keep calling me and wrapping me,
and I'm not I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I didn't want to have to do this, but it
looks like you might have gotten yourself in a cop battle.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't even do me. Bye, bye bye, call the.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Cops on you, and then they'll call the cops on
your tops.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Stop calling me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Hello, this is Detective Peter North from the police Department
and speaking with Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Hi, yes, yes, hi, Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Can I help you? So you're like calling me because
of that guy?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Right, ma'am?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, I do have to ask a question. Are you okay?
I'm hine because you've called me?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I haven't you literally just called me.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
My phone just ran. Nope.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone rang
and it was you on the other end. Can I
help you with something?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So I have a person.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, so you are taking pills? Where are you?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Man? Not?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You just admitted to an officer of the law that
you're taking pills.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh my god, sir, I have a problem with.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Somebody who keeps calling.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I know you have a problem obviously, because you're taking
pills and calling the police. So I will send a
car to where you're at right now. I have your location.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, no, I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Need a car. I need you to call somebody who
keeps calling me. I have their number if.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You would like it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car
down there, and we're going to pick you up and
bring you.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
There's no need for that, Oh my god, No, sir,
Like I need you to listen to me, like, I
don't need you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
To send a whole squadron of cops down here because
I'm at work.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But I have a problem of a guy that keeps
calling me, Like I need your help. I don't need
a bunch of cop carks and I'm not taking.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Pills, okay, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, the officers they are on the way and they
will be there in just a few minutes to hand.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You and take it out of the Honestly, really, there's
no need.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There is no need for that.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Please, I am, Please do not embarrass me. Network is
going on. Oh I'll tell you what's going on.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
This is Dubel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You and your boyfriend Jason set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh my god, are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He said you gotta have a new phone number to
be getting a lot of calls on it and want
to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Oh my god, I hate him.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm so bad.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Thank god, though scared me.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Wait out Every morning with a Jubile Phone Pranks Weekday
Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the Twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Hey, it's Buttons.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm sorry, who uh Buttons the clown? Oh, I'm calling
from entertainment. Looks like you had a clown booked for
a seven year old's birthday party, but the one that
they already booked for you canceled, so they called me
(05:18):
to fill in.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
My name is Buttons.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I mean it's not my real name, obviously, I'm a
grown adult, but I go by the name Buttons.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
For twenty years now. So hey, how's it going, just
checking in with you.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
For the party tomorrow for your seven year old Stevie.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, I mean I guess to say recommend you sorry
about that tite on hardcore last night.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Okay, what did you want to touch base about?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Just know what kind of hoops do you want? Buttons
to jump through for the little ones. I can do
animal balloons, but I don't, just so you know, I
don't get all crazy with it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I just make en.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I make balloons snakes, so I just blow up the
balloons straight and I give them to the kids, because
you know, happiness is an illusion.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Uh Okay that you don't know any other balloon animals?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, no, I know somebody.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I just find it's better they They break them anyway,
so you know, it's just they don't know the difference.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I plan on playing musical.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Chairs as well. You know that's a good one. Just
like my relationships, someone always ends up alone with nowhere
to sit.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
What's your deal, buttons, I don't get it? What's my deal?
I guess I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Well, you're talking about life having no purpose and no joy.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
And you're talking about time one on and you're a
you're a clown for a children's birthday party?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Right, Yeah, imagine that, huh clown for a children's birthday party?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Buttons the clown.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Yeah, this is this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
This is this is not what I tell you, This.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Is not what I paid for.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, well you're telling me it's ridiculous. I mean, you're
an office manager, you know, got a good job, some
purpose therapyeople.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
You name. What are you even talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm here already at your house.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Are you hitting me?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
What do you mean you're at my house?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, my uh car broke down, my clown car, I
guess you could call it. It's a it's a real car,
but it broke down. So I took the bus over here.
And it's a cool. I fight camp on your front
lawn until the morning for a party.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
No, it is not cool.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
It is not cool if you can't on my front lawn.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Are you Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Is absolutely you're saying there is no way in hell
I can let you work.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
My kid's birthday party.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm leaving work right now. I'm calling the cost and
I'm going to meet them at the house. You better
be gone.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well, okay, before you do that, I gotta let you
know something. What You got a sister, right, yeah? Yeah, Tabitha, Tabitha,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Her and I've been hooking up for a while.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Is it weird if I make out with her in
front of the kids?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
It's weird? Are you kidding me? If you don't get
off my property right now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You're going to jail, Torri.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your sister, Tabitha.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Say you up, Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She said that you're having a clown for your kid's
birthday party tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I wanted to mess with you. God.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I was picturing like this crazy old man smoking a
cigarette and drinking a beer while he can making the
buffoons animals
Speaker 5 (09:17):
We thought every morning with a Jubole phone pranks weekday
mornings only twenties
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Tim.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah him, Sorry, this.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Is Trevor, who says, uh, you called me?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, I'm pretty sure you called me? So like, can
I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Or close?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Like? Yo? Hy?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well no, because you called me, so I think you
might have the wrong number.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I didn't my phone ring and I kicked it out.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
No, you called me.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
That's not okay whatever, dude, Bye, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's Trevor. Hello. Okay, yeah, who's this.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well? No, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what
your name was.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
But you called me, and but you called me.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, you called me.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh my god, this is good. Hello Hello, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, So you called me again?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, do you keep calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Why did you call me?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay? I don't like. I don't like confrontation. Still confrontation.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I have no idea who you are.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Get off my phone. Stop calling me like I was
so I was just off.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, So this is getting really old.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I don't know what dude, this is seriously getting old,
Like listen, to me. This is like the fifth time
you've called me. Stop it, knock it off. I'm calling
the cops right now.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I feel like you're gonna call the cops. Okay, well
did on you?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Because stop calling me, keep calling me and wrapping me,
and I'm not I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I didn't want to have to do this, but it
looks like you might have gotten yourself in a cop battle.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't even do me. Bye, bye bye, call the.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Cops on you, and then they'll call the cops on
your tops.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Stop calling me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Hello, this is Detective Peter North from the police Department
and speaking with Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Hi, yes, yes, hi, Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Can I help you? So you're like calling me because
of that guy?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Right, ma'am?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, I do have to ask a question. Are you okay?
I'm hine because you've called me?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I haven't you literally just called me.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
My phone just ran. Nope.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone rang
and it was you on the other end. Can I
help you with something?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So I have a person.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, so you are taking pills? Where are you?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Man? Not?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You just admitted to an officer of the law that
you're taking pills.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh my god, sir, I have a problem with.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Somebody who keeps calling.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I know you have a problem obviously, because you're taking
pills and calling the police. So I will send a
car to where you're at right now. I have your location.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, no, I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Need a car. I need you to call somebody who
keeps calling me. I have their number if.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You would like it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car
down there, and we're going to pick you up and
bring you.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
There's no need for that, Oh my god, No, sir,
Like I need you to listen to me, like, I
don't need you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
To send a whole squadron of cops down here because
I'm at work.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But I have a problem of a guy that keeps
calling me, Like I need your help. I don't need
a bunch of cop carks and I'm not taking.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Pills, okay, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, the officers they are on the way and they
will be there in just a few minutes to hand.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You and take it out of the Honestly, really, there's
no need.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There is no need for that.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Please, I am, Please do not embarrass me. Network is
going on. Oh I'll tell you what's going on.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
This is Dubel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You and your boyfriend Jason set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh my god, are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He said you gotta have a new phone number to
be getting a lot of calls on it and want
to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Oh my god, I hate him.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm so bad.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Thank god, though scared me.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Wait out Every morning with a Jubile Phone Pranks Weekday
Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the Twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Hey, it's Buttons.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm sorry, who uh Buttons the clown? Oh, I'm calling
from entertainment. Looks like you had a clown booked for
a seven year old's birthday party, but the one that
they already booked for you canceled, so they called me
(05:18):
to fill in.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
My name is Buttons.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I mean it's not my real name, obviously, I'm a
grown adult, but I go by the name Buttons.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
For twenty years now. So hey, how's it going, just
checking in with you.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
For the party tomorrow for your seven year old Stevie.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, I mean I guess to say recommend you sorry
about that tite on hardcore last night.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Okay, what did you want to touch base about?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Just know what kind of hoops do you want? Buttons
to jump through for the little ones. I can do
animal balloons, but I don't, just so you know, I
don't get all crazy with it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I just make en.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I make balloons snakes, so I just blow up the
balloons straight and I give them to the kids, because
you know, happiness is an illusion.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Uh Okay that you don't know any other balloon animals?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, no, I know somebody.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I just find it's better they They break them anyway,
so you know, it's just they don't know the difference.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I plan on playing musical.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Chairs as well. You know that's a good one. Just
like my relationships, someone always ends up alone with nowhere
to sit.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
What's your deal, buttons, I don't get it? What's my deal?
I guess I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Well, you're talking about life having no purpose and no joy.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
And you're talking about time one on and you're a
you're a clown for a children's birthday party?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Right, Yeah, imagine that, huh clown for a children's birthday party?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Buttons the clown.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Yeah, this is this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
This is this is not what I tell you, This.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Is not what I paid for.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, well you're telling me it's ridiculous. I mean, you're
an office manager, you know, got a good job, some
purpose therapyeople.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
You name. What are you even talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm here already at your house.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Are you hitting me?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
What do you mean you're at my house?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, my uh car broke down, my clown car, I
guess you could call it. It's a it's a real car,
but it broke down. So I took the bus over here.
And it's a cool. I fight camp on your front
lawn until the morning for a party.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
No, it is not cool.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
It is not cool if you can't on my front lawn.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Are you Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Is absolutely you're saying there is no way in hell
I can let you work.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
My kid's birthday party.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm leaving work right now. I'm calling the cost and
I'm going to meet them at the house. You better
be gone.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well, okay, before you do that, I gotta let you
know something. What You got a sister, right, yeah? Yeah, Tabitha, Tabitha,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Her and I've been hooking up for a while.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Is it weird if I make out with her in
front of the kids?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
It's weird? Are you kidding me? If you don't get
off my property right now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You're going to jail, Torri.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your sister, Tabitha.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Say you up, Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She said that you're having a clown for your kid's
birthday party tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I wanted to mess with you. God.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I was picturing like this crazy old man smoking a
cigarette and drinking a beer while he can making the
buffoons animals
Speaker 5 (09:17):
We thought every morning with a Jubole phone pranks weekday
mornings only twenties
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