November 7, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh out loud with this wild episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! In today’s double-feature prank call, Jubal pulls off two of the most outrageous setups yet:
Chinchilla Chaos: When Luna gets a call from her “Uber driver,” she’s accused of abandoning a live chinchilla in the backseat. The twist? The driver claims he returned the furry friend by tossing it through her grandma’s window! Her reaction is priceless—and it only gets better from there.
Tattoo Trouble in Vegas: Aubrey thinks her husband is on a harmless boys’ trip, until she gets a call from a sketchy tattoo artist named “Donk” who says her man passed out mid-forehead tattoo. The tattoo? The word “LOADING” across his face. Her fury is next-level until the truth is revealed.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, confusion, and full-blown freakouts. Whether you're commuting, working out, or just need a laugh, this episode delivers the chaos you crave. Listen now and subscribe for more outrageous phone pranks every weekday morning on the 20s!
Chinchilla Chaos: When Luna gets a call from her “Uber driver,” she’s accused of abandoning a live chinchilla in the backseat. The twist? The driver claims he returned the furry friend by tossing it through her grandma’s window! Her reaction is priceless—and it only gets better from there.
Tattoo Trouble in Vegas: Aubrey thinks her husband is on a harmless boys’ trip, until she gets a call from a sketchy tattoo artist named “Donk” who says her man passed out mid-forehead tattoo. The tattoo? The word “LOADING” across his face. Her fury is next-level until the truth is revealed.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, confusion, and full-blown freakouts. Whether you're commuting, working out, or just need a laugh, this episode delivers the chaos you crave. Listen now and subscribe for more outrageous phone pranks every weekday morning on the 20s!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven. Hello, Yes, Hello Luna, this is
your Uber driver Pete Ekins from the other night. How
are you?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm okay? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yep? The other night you were in the back of
my Uber. Yes, m M and so I was able
to get your phone number after the ride, and it's
taken a few days to call. But are you missing something?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well? Because I pick you up no chinchilla, I drop
you off.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Chinchilla, chinchilla like the animal.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, are we just gonna play dumb because I pick
you up no chinchilla a chinchilla's car and then drop
you off chinchilla all over the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You abandon your chinchilla in the back of my Uber?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Why I don't have achilla.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You haven't called or emailed or tried to get a
hold of the ride service company at all. And I'm
very upset because it's a cute little guy, and obviously
you use my Uber to try to offload your chinchilla
on somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I ridiculous. I do not have a chinspila?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well you did before you got my car.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, no, sirch o god.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, so you're gonna try to say that you'd never
had a chinchilla.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I've never had a chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Then explain to me why I pick you up. No chinchill,
I drop you off chinchilla.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I have no idea. Maybe there was already a chinchilla
in your car.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
There was definitely no chinchilla in my car before you
got in, because I checked it and cleaned it actually,
and it was chinchill. So come clean.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know what to tell you. I don't have
a chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, So are we done here.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Nope, we are not done until you admit that you
left a chinchilla in the back of my O. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I do not have chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, you do now, because I where I dropped you off,
I'm assuming that was your house where I dropped off.
Was it your house?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You know what? It's none of your business. Okay, so
you can take your chinchilla and go to hell. Well,
it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wherever I dropped you off, the window has been opened
and I put the chinchilla inside.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
What Mmm, you went to the address that you dropped
me off at. Did you just say you put it inside?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I did ten minutes ago. I dropped him back home
where you should be.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Dude. Okay, first of all, you need to confirm that
someone is actually the owner of a chinchilla where you
just go and put it in?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
That was my grandmother's house. She's gonna freak out. She
doesn't even like tiny mice you are stuck in.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, you might want to call her and let her
know that she's watching your chinchilla for a little while,
just like you expect everybody to watch your chinchilla, even
Uber drivers.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh okay, how about I call Uber first and tell
them that you are a psychopath and that you have
no business being a driver anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She's gonna freak the hell out.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can't believe as I pick you up, no chinchilla,
I drop you off?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, I know, I know, chinchilla. You know what? It
wasn't mine? And what am I thinking?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm gonna call the police because you broke into my
grandmother's house and put a live animal.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
In her home.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
All right, then I'm gonna tell you it's a prank
phone call? Then what Yeah, this is actually Jubil from
The Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you. Your
best friend Lily set you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Up, you little I'm a killer. I'm a killer.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh my god, my grandmother is gonna have a heart.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
There's no chinchilla in your grandma's house.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We thought every morning with a Jo Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. It's another ju Bull phone
prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Only one six seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That then, no, bro, Like I cannot let you make
the phone call, dude, Like I have to, Like legally, bro,
I have to make the phone call like situated later
or whatever. But like I have to do this right now,
like you know what I mean, Like like just chill out.
Oh Hello, Hi, Yeah, what's stop? It's donk donk Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So my name is Paul Donkler, and I work at
Tattoo You and I'm just calling you because Jake listed
you as his emergency contact and like you know, like
he had a little bit of a pass out episode
and so like we can't let him drive ho And
so that's why I'm calling you so you can come
pick him up.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, wait, what's the what's.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
He's getting a tattoo and he passed out?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah? Probably because you know, the forehead tattoos tend to
do that sometimes, like it's just like a lot, you know,
like like percussion or whatever against the brain membrane or
you know, I don't know exactly all the.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sid a forehead tattoo? Is that what you said?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, like it's almost finished, you know, I mean it
kind of looks pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Out there because like, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What, what is going on?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
He's in Vegas on a boys trip?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What what the hell tattoo is this? What's Oh? Yeah,
now I get it?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Bro, Okay, hey yeah say Aubrey right yeah yeah, like hey,
I got the wrong number, you know, like sorry about that,
Like I don't think. Yeah, I'm handling it, bro, so
she won't now, Yeah, like I got the wrong number,
you know what? Yeah, So like I called you by mistake,
(06:07):
Like your husband is not in here again, don't worry
about it, dude getting like a forehead Yes he is.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
He's obviously there.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Dude? She's smart? Bro?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, I know, Like okay, so all right did like,
I'm just gonna have to tell her. Also, okay, uh yeah,
he got he was getting a forehead tattoo.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We were halfway through it.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
What was he getting tattooed on his forehead?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh? It's kind of dope actually like it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
So it was the word loading across his forehead, you know,
like like it's the brand. Was like, you know what
I mean? Like loading?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What this is?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I'm going to kick it? What the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I can't what the hell happened?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Y'all? Y'all gave him a tattoo when he's clearly drunk,
Like what the hell?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I guess I should have known.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
He was like kind of ham do you know what
I mean? Like because we're like a twenty four hour
tattoo shop and he just came in and he was like, dude,
I want you to put loading across my forehead like
if my brain was a computer and all was cracking
up body.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh my god, oh my god, Like am I am?
I gonna have to like like take legal action here,
like what what?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't even know if God sue him for that
or not? You know.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Him, I'm not seeing him. I'm really questioning your business
and and why you Oh my god, does your business
have a name or something?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Or what's your name?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like I just the moll. People call me donc.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
My full name is Paul Donkler, but like right now
I've don't without business name. I just kind of do
it out of the basement where I stay right now.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
But I do advertise hitting me.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Who how a theout?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Help?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
How did he find you?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You know?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What? Like you want to talk to him real quick,
because I just pass the phone over now, like.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Honestly, honestly, honestly, if I talk to him right now,
I will I will divorce.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Him and he's stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Hey, Aubrey, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Jake said you, Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
He said that, Hi, you understand how?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh my god, I'm so.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
He said that he was in Vegas on a boy's
trip and he wanted to mess with you that he
got a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
We thought that every morning with the two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on My twenty Yeah,
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven. Hello, Yes, Hello Luna, this is
your Uber driver Pete Ekins from the other night. How
are you?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm okay? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yep? The other night you were in the back of
my Uber. Yes, m M and so I was able
to get your phone number after the ride, and it's
taken a few days to call. But are you missing something?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well? Because I pick you up no chinchilla, I drop
you off.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Chinchilla, chinchilla like the animal.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, are we just gonna play dumb because I pick
you up no chinchilla a chinchilla's car and then drop
you off chinchilla all over the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You abandon your chinchilla in the back of my Uber?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Why I don't have achilla.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You haven't called or emailed or tried to get a
hold of the ride service company at all. And I'm
very upset because it's a cute little guy, and obviously
you use my Uber to try to offload your chinchilla
on somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I ridiculous. I do not have a chinspila?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well you did before you got my car.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, no, sirch o god.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, so you're gonna try to say that you'd never
had a chinchilla.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I've never had a chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Then explain to me why I pick you up. No chinchill,
I drop you off chinchilla.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I have no idea. Maybe there was already a chinchilla
in your car.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
There was definitely no chinchilla in my car before you
got in, because I checked it and cleaned it actually,
and it was chinchill. So come clean.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know what to tell you. I don't have
a chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, So are we done here.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Nope, we are not done until you admit that you
left a chinchilla in the back of my O. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I do not have chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, you do now, because I where I dropped you off,
I'm assuming that was your house where I dropped off.
Was it your house?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You know what? It's none of your business. Okay, so
you can take your chinchilla and go to hell. Well,
it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wherever I dropped you off, the window has been opened
and I put the chinchilla inside.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
What Mmm, you went to the address that you dropped
me off at. Did you just say you put it inside?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I did ten minutes ago. I dropped him back home
where you should be.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Dude. Okay, first of all, you need to confirm that
someone is actually the owner of a chinchilla where you
just go and put it in?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
That was my grandmother's house. She's gonna freak out. She
doesn't even like tiny mice you are stuck in.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, you might want to call her and let her
know that she's watching your chinchilla for a little while,
just like you expect everybody to watch your chinchilla, even
Uber drivers.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh okay, how about I call Uber first and tell
them that you are a psychopath and that you have
no business being a driver anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She's gonna freak the hell out.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can't believe as I pick you up, no chinchilla,
I drop you off?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, I know, I know, chinchilla. You know what? It
wasn't mine? And what am I thinking?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm gonna call the police because you broke into my
grandmother's house and put a live animal.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
In her home.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
All right, then I'm gonna tell you it's a prank
phone call? Then what Yeah, this is actually Jubil from
The Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you. Your
best friend Lily set you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Up, you little I'm a killer. I'm a killer.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh my god, my grandmother is gonna have a heart.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
There's no chinchilla in your grandma's house.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We thought every morning with a Jo Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. It's another ju Bull phone
prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Only one six seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That then, no, bro, Like I cannot let you make
the phone call, dude, Like I have to, Like legally, bro,
I have to make the phone call like situated later
or whatever. But like I have to do this right now,
like you know what I mean, Like like just chill out.
Oh Hello, Hi, Yeah, what's stop? It's donk donk Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So my name is Paul Donkler, and I work at
Tattoo You and I'm just calling you because Jake listed
you as his emergency contact and like you know, like
he had a little bit of a pass out episode
and so like we can't let him drive ho And
so that's why I'm calling you so you can come
pick him up.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, wait, what's the what's.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
He's getting a tattoo and he passed out?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah? Probably because you know, the forehead tattoos tend to
do that sometimes, like it's just like a lot, you know,
like like percussion or whatever against the brain membrane or
you know, I don't know exactly all the.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sid a forehead tattoo? Is that what you said?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, like it's almost finished, you know, I mean it
kind of looks pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Out there because like, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What, what is going on?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
He's in Vegas on a boys trip?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What what the hell tattoo is this? What's Oh? Yeah,
now I get it?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Bro, Okay, hey yeah say Aubrey right yeah yeah, like hey,
I got the wrong number, you know, like sorry about that,
Like I don't think. Yeah, I'm handling it, bro, so
she won't now, Yeah, like I got the wrong number,
you know what? Yeah, So like I called you by mistake,
(06:07):
Like your husband is not in here again, don't worry
about it, dude getting like a forehead Yes he is.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
He's obviously there.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Dude? She's smart? Bro?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, I know, Like okay, so all right did like,
I'm just gonna have to tell her. Also, okay, uh yeah,
he got he was getting a forehead tattoo.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We were halfway through it.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
What was he getting tattooed on his forehead?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh? It's kind of dope actually like it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
So it was the word loading across his forehead, you know,
like like it's the brand. Was like, you know what
I mean? Like loading?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What this is?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I'm going to kick it? What the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I can't what the hell happened?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Y'all? Y'all gave him a tattoo when he's clearly drunk,
Like what the hell?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I guess I should have known.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
He was like kind of ham do you know what
I mean? Like because we're like a twenty four hour
tattoo shop and he just came in and he was like, dude,
I want you to put loading across my forehead like
if my brain was a computer and all was cracking
up body.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh my god, oh my god, Like am I am?
I gonna have to like like take legal action here,
like what what?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't even know if God sue him for that
or not? You know.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Him, I'm not seeing him. I'm really questioning your business
and and why you Oh my god, does your business
have a name or something?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Or what's your name?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like I just the moll. People call me donc.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
My full name is Paul Donkler, but like right now
I've don't without business name. I just kind of do
it out of the basement where I stay right now.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
But I do advertise hitting me.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Who how a theout?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Help?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
How did he find you?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You know?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What? Like you want to talk to him real quick,
because I just pass the phone over now, like.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Honestly, honestly, honestly, if I talk to him right now,
I will I will divorce.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Him and he's stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Hey, Aubrey, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Jake said you, Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
He said that, Hi, you understand how?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh my god, I'm so.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
He said that he was in Vegas on a boy's
trip and he wanted to mess with you that he
got a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
We thought that every morning with the two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on My twenty Yeah,
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