October 30, 2025 • 8 mins
🐴💀 Donkey of the Day goes to a Detroit man and not just any man, a Detroit officer!
He showed up to court with no pants on… just boxers! 😭 Charlamagne Tha God had to call him out after the judge lit him up in court for appearing half-dressed while facing intoxication charges.
🍺👖 🎧 Tap in to hear Charlamagne jokes, the lessons, and the clownery — only on the WJLB 97.9's Rewind Podcast!
He showed up to court with no pants on… just boxers! 😭 Charlamagne Tha God had to call him out after the judge lit him up in court for appearing half-dressed while facing intoxication charges.
🍺👖 🎧 Tap in to hear Charlamagne jokes, the lessons, and the clownery — only on the WJLB 97.9's Rewind Podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donkey, bitch, it's time for Donkey of the day. I'm
a big boy. I could take it if you feel
I deserve it. Ain't no big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know Charlottage got gonna have funny sleep sayut his mouth.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
You gotta say something you may not agree with. It
doesn't mean I mean, who's getting that donky?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That donkey that don't don't don't don't don't donk the
other day right the breakfast club, bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You you can call me the donkey of the day,
But like I mean, no harm, Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Donk he today for Thursday, October thirtieth, goes to a
Detroit police officer named Matthew Jackson.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay, good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
All right, sleute everybody who listens to us on w
j LB ninety seven point nine and Detroit dropping the
clues bombs for w JLB.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
What up doing Detroit with up dope?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Now, I don't know about y'all, but that COVID era
when everything was on zoom.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It seemed like it was just yesterday, But that was
like six years ago. You know what I'm saying, right right.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
But that time period is such a part of our existence. Okay,
the way humans did everything changed, all right? The way
we communicated with each other changed, the way we interact
with each other change, and some things did change for
the better. But some things actually change for the worst.
And I want some of those things that change for
the worst to change back, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Case in point court right, court is a serious situation.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I personally believe if I have a court appearance, if
it's required for me to be there in person, then
I want to be there in person. If it's not
required for me to be there, then I won't go.
But what I won't do is ever do it virtually. No, no, no, no,
it's too much room for error. Okay, we've seen people
virtually being caught for having a suspended driver's license and
then they pop up on the zoom driving. Okay, that's
(01:35):
the level of idiocracy me no. Like, And Officer Matthew
Jackson has decided to write his own chapter in the
book of ideocracy because he had a hearing for a
reckless driving and public intoxication case. Now, this is a
police officer, or he identified himself as a police officer.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
He might be transpolice. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, he had a uniform, but it is not lost
on me that Halloween is Friday, so he could have.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Been in costume. But if he was in costume, he left.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
A very important part of the costume match spirit. What
what do you mean, Unclesholi, He left a very important
part of the costume match spirit.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, let's go to NBC four for the report Police.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We've all had this nightmare. A Detroit police officer showed
up in court without pants.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Bathroom at thirty nine to nineteen out of twelve precinct
you got some pants, officer No. Third.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
The officer appeared in the thirty six District Court over
zoom regarding a public intoxication case. When he appeared on camera,
he was in uniform. From the waist up, he was
wearing boxers. The judge proceeded with the case without mentioning
the clothing situation. According to the thirty six District Courts policy,
(02:47):
business attires preferred, or really any clothing at all.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We're on Twitch right now, Breakfast club. Am I hope
that y'all saw the way Envy looked at me when
he heard that officer didn't have pants on. You know,
and he always says he loves a man in uniform,
So for him that's the best of both world. I
never said that a man with a uniform at the
top and buses at the abovetom drop on the clues
bombs for Envy's preference.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Shown't you drop about pull that bomb back? Put out?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
This man showed up to the zoom hearing with no
pants on.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, you do know that you can.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
See yourself on zoom, Officer Jackson. Okay, you looked into
the camera, saw you didn't have pants on, and still
decided to.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Continue about your day. All right? A police officer at that?
All right? A police officer.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, apparently protecting serve doesn't extend to protecting the camera angle. Okay,
what happened to professionalism, Officer Jackson?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Police officers require dignified and professional attire. You can't have
ask that, Officer Jackson, and you half asked it literally. Okay,
you was dignified and professional up top because you had
your uniform on, but you had half your ass out
at the bottom. You can't be business up top, but
only fans below.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The judge supposed to be asking you legal questions. Instead
he had to ask you if you got some pants on?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Do we have that clip was it in? Oh dang?
He had to ask if you got some pants on? Sir?
Oh we do have it. Oh, good morning to you.
Can you put your appearance on the record, please, yes,
Officer Jackson basking them at thirty nine to nineteen. Out
of the twelve percent you got you got some pants,
one officer and the no, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's something your mom yells at you before she walks
into your bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, you got some pants on? Right? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm just glad you had on boxes because the only
thing that should be swinging in the court is the
judge's gabble. And I don't even know if you have
any hangtime because I don't, so I hope you don't
because I have hate her tendencies. This is what I
mean when I say Zoom changed everything. Because on the
thirty sixth District Court website it says casual business attire
is preferred. How does that apply to Zoom? Okay, have
(05:02):
those rules been defined? Is what this man doing a crime?
Probably not? But I just want him to know and
want better for himself. That's what I want. I want
him to know and want better for himself. You have
to know that you got to show up. What's your
full uniform on?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You should know that you got to do better. He
saw himself. He know he had no business looking like
that on zoom. He wouldn't walk out the house with
his uniform top on and some box of briefs down below.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So don't do it on zoom. Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I will say, though, the Zoom hearings have done something
the police department never could, and that's they finally caught
an officer with his pants down.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
The only thing that could have made this incident more
ridiculous is if the officer was being charged with indecent
exposure and his defense is literally more in decent exposure.
Please give Officer Matthew Jackson the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh no, you are the talk the dog all the day.
I don't play game. Why you want to play game?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
For?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What? Though?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Sure, let's play a game up?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What racing? All right?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
DJ?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And I don't like. I don't like how you so
quick to do that. Bro, I'm not even gonna lie
to you like that's the Dominican in you.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I don't know why you so quick? They always want
to think the worst the black people. Why because I
do the same like you do the same.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What when I'm on zoom, I use it to pants
on and he just he just didn't it?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Just the camera angle right.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She'll be doing a lot of zames with other DJs sometimes.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Why don't you have pants on when you're doing I'm
just waking up.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I'm just waking up.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You just put on the top and keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And y'all lying if y'all think, y'all do zooms and
y'all fully clothed.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I know I'm always fully clothed zoom. I might want
some basketball. I ain't sitting there with no boxing box
because when you get up, they still see you.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And I think about stuff like this. You just never
know what could happen. I always do a zoom with
at least some basketball.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Short so he said, I don't, I don't, just hilarious.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Officer Matthew Jackson from Detroit got on the zoom, had
his uniform on at the top and had his boxes
on at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Guess what race is why Matthew Jackson.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, okay, come on Jackson, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
De tree cap you.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Know I want dj N being just hilarious to know
that they're both absolutely corrupt officer badging balls. He's absolutely
a black man. Yoh man, that was obvious though.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
All right, well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes, indeed,
all right, when we come back, Jess fix my mess
eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one.
If you need if you have any problems with your
relationship and you need some help from Jess, you can
call us up eight hundred five eight five one oh
five one.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Also the chat Twitch, you can follow us at Breakfast Club. Am.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You can ask your questions for Jess on that chat
and Jess will be answering that. All right, so don't
go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast
Donkey, bitch, it's time for Donkey of the day. I'm
a big boy. I could take it if you feel
I deserve it. Ain't no big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know Charlottage got gonna have funny sleep sayut his mouth.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
You gotta say something you may not agree with. It
doesn't mean I mean, who's getting that donky?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That donkey that don't don't don't don't don't donk the
other day right the breakfast club, bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You you can call me the donkey of the day,
But like I mean, no harm, Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Donk he today for Thursday, October thirtieth, goes to a
Detroit police officer named Matthew Jackson.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay, good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
All right, sleute everybody who listens to us on w
j LB ninety seven point nine and Detroit dropping the
clues bombs for w JLB.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
What up doing Detroit with up dope?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Now, I don't know about y'all, but that COVID era
when everything was on zoom.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It seemed like it was just yesterday, But that was
like six years ago. You know what I'm saying, right right.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
But that time period is such a part of our existence. Okay,
the way humans did everything changed, all right? The way
we communicated with each other changed, the way we interact
with each other change, and some things did change for
the better. But some things actually change for the worst.
And I want some of those things that change for
the worst to change back, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Case in point court right, court is a serious situation.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I personally believe if I have a court appearance, if
it's required for me to be there in person, then
I want to be there in person. If it's not
required for me to be there, then I won't go.
But what I won't do is ever do it virtually. No, no, no, no,
it's too much room for error. Okay, we've seen people
virtually being caught for having a suspended driver's license and
then they pop up on the zoom driving. Okay, that's
(01:35):
the level of idiocracy me no. Like, And Officer Matthew
Jackson has decided to write his own chapter in the
book of ideocracy because he had a hearing for a
reckless driving and public intoxication case. Now, this is a
police officer, or he identified himself as a police officer.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
He might be transpolice. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, he had a uniform, but it is not lost
on me that Halloween is Friday, so he could have.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Been in costume. But if he was in costume, he left.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
A very important part of the costume match spirit. What
what do you mean, Unclesholi, He left a very important
part of the costume match spirit.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, let's go to NBC four for the report Police.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We've all had this nightmare. A Detroit police officer showed
up in court without pants.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Bathroom at thirty nine to nineteen out of twelve precinct
you got some pants, officer No. Third.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
The officer appeared in the thirty six District Court over
zoom regarding a public intoxication case. When he appeared on camera,
he was in uniform. From the waist up, he was
wearing boxers. The judge proceeded with the case without mentioning
the clothing situation. According to the thirty six District Courts policy,
(02:47):
business attires preferred, or really any clothing at all.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We're on Twitch right now, Breakfast club. Am I hope
that y'all saw the way Envy looked at me when
he heard that officer didn't have pants on. You know,
and he always says he loves a man in uniform,
So for him that's the best of both world. I
never said that a man with a uniform at the
top and buses at the abovetom drop on the clues
bombs for Envy's preference.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Shown't you drop about pull that bomb back? Put out?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
This man showed up to the zoom hearing with no
pants on.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, you do know that you can.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
See yourself on zoom, Officer Jackson. Okay, you looked into
the camera, saw you didn't have pants on, and still
decided to.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Continue about your day. All right? A police officer at that?
All right? A police officer.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, apparently protecting serve doesn't extend to protecting the camera angle. Okay,
what happened to professionalism, Officer Jackson?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Police officers require dignified and professional attire. You can't have
ask that, Officer Jackson, and you half asked it literally. Okay,
you was dignified and professional up top because you had
your uniform on, but you had half your ass out
at the bottom. You can't be business up top, but
only fans below.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The judge supposed to be asking you legal questions. Instead
he had to ask you if you got some pants on?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Do we have that clip was it in? Oh dang?
He had to ask if you got some pants on? Sir?
Oh we do have it. Oh, good morning to you.
Can you put your appearance on the record, please, yes,
Officer Jackson basking them at thirty nine to nineteen. Out
of the twelve percent you got you got some pants,
one officer and the no, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's something your mom yells at you before she walks
into your bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, you got some pants on? Right? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm just glad you had on boxes because the only
thing that should be swinging in the court is the
judge's gabble. And I don't even know if you have
any hangtime because I don't, so I hope you don't
because I have hate her tendencies. This is what I
mean when I say Zoom changed everything. Because on the
thirty sixth District Court website it says casual business attire
is preferred. How does that apply to Zoom? Okay, have
(05:02):
those rules been defined? Is what this man doing a crime?
Probably not? But I just want him to know and
want better for himself. That's what I want. I want
him to know and want better for himself. You have
to know that you got to show up. What's your
full uniform on?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You should know that you got to do better. He
saw himself. He know he had no business looking like
that on zoom. He wouldn't walk out the house with
his uniform top on and some box of briefs down below.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So don't do it on zoom. Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I will say, though, the Zoom hearings have done something
the police department never could, and that's they finally caught
an officer with his pants down.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
The only thing that could have made this incident more
ridiculous is if the officer was being charged with indecent
exposure and his defense is literally more in decent exposure.
Please give Officer Matthew Jackson the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh no, you are the talk the dog all the day.
I don't play game. Why you want to play game?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
For?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What? Though?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Sure, let's play a game up?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What racing? All right?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
DJ?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And I don't like. I don't like how you so
quick to do that. Bro, I'm not even gonna lie
to you like that's the Dominican in you.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I don't know why you so quick? They always want
to think the worst the black people. Why because I
do the same like you do the same.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What when I'm on zoom, I use it to pants
on and he just he just didn't it?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Just the camera angle right.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She'll be doing a lot of zames with other DJs sometimes.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Why don't you have pants on when you're doing I'm
just waking up.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I'm just waking up.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You just put on the top and keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And y'all lying if y'all think, y'all do zooms and
y'all fully clothed.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I know I'm always fully clothed zoom. I might want
some basketball. I ain't sitting there with no boxing box
because when you get up, they still see you.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And I think about stuff like this. You just never
know what could happen. I always do a zoom with
at least some basketball.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Short so he said, I don't, I don't, just hilarious.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Officer Matthew Jackson from Detroit got on the zoom, had
his uniform on at the top and had his boxes
on at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Guess what race is why Matthew Jackson.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, okay, come on Jackson, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
De tree cap you.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Know I want dj N being just hilarious to know
that they're both absolutely corrupt officer badging balls. He's absolutely
a black man. Yoh man, that was obvious though.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
All right, well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes, indeed,
all right, when we come back, Jess fix my mess
eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one.
If you need if you have any problems with your
relationship and you need some help from Jess, you can
call us up eight hundred five eight five one oh
five one.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Also the chat Twitch, you can follow us at Breakfast Club. Am.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You can ask your questions for Jess on that chat
and Jess will be answering that. All right, so don't
go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast
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