Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

Episodes

September 22, 2023 3 mins

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week! Also, the guys have a new favorite Joe Biden clip...

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This is a whole spread of topics. First we heard from the dentist with the world's largest toothpaste collection, then Joe has an article explaining the link between teeth health and brain health and then this morphed into what musicians have mega collections. 

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September 21, 2023 4 mins

It is mind blowing that no one was hurt when that missing F-35 crash landed this week after the pilot had to eject.  We obtained audio of the guy who actually witnessed the plane going down and crashing.  Saying this man is audio gold is an understatement. Also, he's already been re-mixed. 

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September 21, 2023 2 mins

Jack has his fall attire going full force. We're talking Ugg's, scarf and he reeks of pumpkin spice. This led to the guys talking about how Starbucks is basically a glorified milkshake shop at this point. 

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September 20, 2023 3 mins

A HS band director was recently tased because he refused to have the band stop playing after the game.  Apparently, bands playing in somewhat of a competition after the game is a thing in some places. Due to the refusal to stop, and not listening to police officers, Johnny Mims was tased 3 times. This brought back the sore memory for Jack about his band director who made him miss the last episode of M.A.S.H. 

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September 20, 2023 5 mins

We know you guys hate hearing her voice as much as we do, but this was a must. Plus, Joe does a great Kamala that is worth a listen. 

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September 19, 2023 2 mins

Jack is really pinched because he can't seem to find a vacuum cleaner he can't break. He is desperately looking for one of the old school, metal, heavy duty ones. Can anyone help before his blood pressure spikes again?

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September 19, 2023 12 mins

Gavin Newsom was on CNN with Dana Bash. While she, as Joe said, should be working for the Biden administration, Gavin Newsom still seemed to dodge some of her softball questions. 

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September 18, 2023 2 mins

It's missing and the govt is asking for the public's help. After the pilot had to eject, a F-35 stealth jet might be flying around in a "zombie state" after the pilot put it in auto pilot. And yes, there is actually a phone number you can call if you happen to see said jet. 

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September 15, 2023 7 mins

We're starting to lose count of how many times Biden has flat out lied about something. The list is definitely getting longer. 

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September 15, 2023 4 mins

So apparently this was covered a decade ago but it was time for a refresher. Jack was under the impression that lemmings commit mass suicide by running off cliffs.  Turns out, a lot of people think that to be true. The reason why is interesting! 

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September 15, 2023 3 mins

Let us take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week! 

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September 14, 2023 59 secs

This was awesome. Some friends were next to a passing cruise ship and one of them threw a PERFECT pass of a beer to someone on the ship! This is a story he should tell for the rest of his life! 

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September 14, 2023 2 mins

Jack loves this. Alleged “non-human” alien corpses have been displayed to Mexican politicians at the country’s Congress. How weird is this? Joe thinks these things look like a middle schooler made them. 

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September 11, 2023 1 min

Joe tweeted out a video over the weekend of a robot playing soccer. Not just playing soccer, but playing soccer better than any human we've seen. This is semi terrifying. 

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September 11, 2023 2 mins

The human brain peaked in size 3,000 - 5,000 years ago! We've lost brain volume and the science behind it is pretty amazing! 

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September 8, 2023 3 mins

Let us take a fond look back at the week that was....it's COW Clips of the Week! 

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September 8, 2023 1 min

A couple of climate activists caused a disruption at the US Open by gluing their feet to the ground in the stands. Joe has a great idea as to how to get people to stop doing this...

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September 8, 2023 2 mins

Jack's kids have talked about wanting to be streamers when they grow up. Well he found a study about how much they can actually make and how difficult it can be. Joe is just going to stream streams and make millions. 

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September 7, 2023 3 mins

The Rolling Stones are releasing a new album in October. The video is very cool! Of course the jokes were rolling though...because, well, they're old. 

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