Nice Flower. Beautiful Day. Sunshine.

Jack has a couple of crucial questions regarding the meeting between Biden and Xi. First one being, does Biden speak Chinese or does Xi speak English? What were they talking about in the garden? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I got two like non serious questions about the
meeting yesterday. So apparently it was off script for Joe
Biden and schieshiping to go for a long walk around
the gardens. Now, this is a a real breakthrough. Yes,
six and fifty acre estate. The original owner, this guy

(00:22):
born the second who owned the biggest gold mine in
American history back at the time of the founding of California,
super grazy rich, got all this great land south of
San Francisco that would be worth cheez, what would that
be worth if you were to sell it, develop it
or whatever. And that's where they were meeting, and it's
it's like the edge of the estate is where the

(00:46):
headquarters for Google, Apple, Meta, all the biggest companies in
the world are. And so now in a part of
the world where an eleven hundred square foot house will
cost you two point two million, you get this six
hundred and fifty league cakers of sprawling woods and gardens
and everything like that. And it's where the new rich
of Silicon Valley go to get married and have their
big events and that sort of stuff. But when they

(01:06):
were walking around the gardens, Biden doesn't speak Chinese. I'm sure.
Does Shishi in Pinks speak English? I think he speaks
a little English, but I wondered that watching the footage myself.
So they just walked because there are no translators in
tow that I could see. Right. So, you me and
somebody from China go wandering around a garden, it's gonna

(01:27):
be a you know, I might have a nice walk,
but we ain't gonna get a lot accomplished in terms
of conversation. Nice flower, nice flower, beautiful day, beautiful day, sunshine.

(01:48):
How did nobody in the media ever address that? That
was the first thing I thought when I saw him walking.
I thought it's funny immediately, How are they talking to
each other? Yeah? Anyway, So the name of this place
is flow or Falally f I L O l I.
That's the name of the compound. So it's good to
own a place that's got a name Falally. Do you

(02:09):
know what it means? Mah uh. The guy who owned it,
super rich gutiful Flower, had the biggest gold mine in
the American history. He decided to mix together the first
letters of his personal motto from each word fight for
a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.
So he took a letter from me. Each of the

(02:30):
words made a word falally and that's what he named
his estate. How does it show apparently being a gold
magnate doesn't make you a good writer. How's a guy
with that good idea? How's a guy with that dumbin
idea end up so rich? He's good at taking holes
in the ground and finding gold. Your your your personal
motto is fight for a just cause, love your fellow man,

(02:52):
live a good life. I had to find, as the
motto goes, and then you're wrong with it. It's a
little uh little word e ah long, little little live
good life is your motto. That's that's like, no, a
motto is supposhed to explain how to live a good life.
You gold digging moron. I ain't saying he's a gold digger.

(03:13):
Fy so that's the name of the place. That's lame.
See you've got a couple of old men just walking around,
not talking to each other. And that's a big breakthrough
in world history. I just don't get it. Do you
think they got Chinese takeout? They did get China? Your stream?
Not good, mister president, not good. My the size of

(03:35):
a coconut. Armstrong