Beach Ball Ashlee

Episode Transcript

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Wake up, wake Joe, Hieverybody, good morning. It's a very
rainy, rainy Thursday we have here, but at least it's the weekend.
Yeah, because Thursday, well,my weather app so I don't have to,

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you know, misinform you guys byasking Santi what's the weather? Oh
wow, okay, he was actuallyaccurate. It is going to rain every
second of the day today. Yeah, I see, I see it stopping
at eight pm. Look though,weekends look at nice. So tomorrow sixty
four partly cloudy, Saturday cloudy,and sixty Sunday cloudy in sixty two,

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but next week, wow, wegot a seventy five, or we got
a seventy seven, we got aseventy five. I think it's I think
we're breaking here sturtay time. Yeah, starting to get into the warm.
I know it's weird. Sometimes inWorld day is hot and other times in
World days Chile, I feel likea it got here really fast, like
Memorial For me, sixty five partlycloudy skies is perfect. You're not,

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in my opinion, you're not beatingthat because if you sit in the sun
you could take your sweatshirt off,or if you're out of the sun,
that's perfect temp for me. See, I'll take the mid eighties comfortable.
But I also don't mind those hotdays. Hot. It's not hot,
that's comfortable. No, mid eighties, mid eighties. What do you think
is the best temp? I'm somewherein the seventies, low seventies, mid

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seventies. But both you got seventyfive is too hot? Yeah, seventy
five hot. Seventy five. Seventyone to seventy two you want or somebody
two? I can handle seventy five. The acy gotta be on perfect.
They would be like a sixty nineor sixty seven. Yeah, yes,
yes, I haven't gotten the sixtynine days since last summer in Maine and

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like two thousand and four, letme tell you, man, And even
before that it was a long time. But once we got that day,
and oh my god, that Imess memories. I don't want to make
a big deal of this, butto make a big deal of this,
it was brought to my attention yesterdaythat there is a woman in this building

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that behind my back FORRN is callingme a name. Yeah, and it's
more of a comparison. It's acomparison. Yeah, And it's tough because
you know, I'm with child.So but I guess there are some people
in the building that behind my verylarge back, they are calling me the

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beach ball. Beach ball. Iyou know my brother a couple of weeks
ago when we were in North Carolina, I was wearing like a nude outfit
and I walked down the stairs andI seen her brother. He's like,

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what he is? You look atthe penguin from Batman because that's I mean,
that's basically at least if it's fromyour brother, you almost kind of
can take it as a joke.And you guys had that relationship. This
person that's talking behind your back.No, beach ball wasn't even to her
face, wasn't even in my face. And by the way, the one
that told me you could tell washype to be able to be like she

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calls you a beach ball. Yeah, like, bro, I'm pregnant.
Well that's the thing, right you, as a pregnant girl, you don't
want to be compared to a beachball, because this respect is round all
the way around. I don't likemy if it's humanly possible, my butt
is going in now like there's nothingback there. So completing the circle.

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That's the beach ball. No nobelly booty than belly belly, no booty
would not be a beach ball.That would be like, I don't yeah,
like the half wall because like whenyou look at the moon and it's
like halfway field something something like she'smaking it seem like I'm walking around looking
like an EMINEMI That's how I feel. It's just crazy. And I think

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I'm more mad at the person deliveringbecause that person was hyped to tell me,
you know what I mean, almostlike they wanted to say. But
someone said, yeah, are wenot saying who these people are? I
don't know why we not. Iwant to know because I feel like if
you say who the person was thatsaid it to you, people would understand
why it was said. Because shekind of has a little bit of an
attitude in life in general. Imean, we can say who the messenger

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was. Yeah, I feel likewe should. The messenger was Winny.
Okay, you know she likes tolike put people down. So guess what
I heard, So and So callyou a beach ball. But like she
was gassed to tell me she definitelywas. And I just looked down at
my stomach. I'm like, whatreally can I what can I? I
can't? I mean, listen,there is a ball right here. It's

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a it's a baby gut. Idon't know what to say, but now
I know that that's what she callsme, and I don't. I don't
like it. I feel like weshould go down and address some people to
some other people, like people outsidewith it. Yeah, because like what
are you like? Come on now, like you know the person who called
you a beach ball, Like y'allgot a relationship? Yeah, I mean
I know them. I wouldn't saya relationship. I mean we're whatever I

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feel, We're whatever we say.Hi, Okay, I feel like we're
going to see them soon. It'sgoing to be smoked. That's going to
be up. Let's pull up.It's going to be your opening line door.
What do you say? Yeah,Oh, it's going to be petrified.
She is going to be scared toever refer to me as a beach

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ball again. Picture of the defenseplease,