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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exactly and the jam In Morning Show with DJ fourn
It saw t Morning Cousin's.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Number one for hip hop jam in ninety four or five.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
By everybody. Good morning. PSA.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
If you're a parent and you're in the car with
kids right now, I'm going to talk about the Elf
on the Shelf and Santa, Mom and dad. Warning if
you are in the car right now. Warning, warning, I'm
gonna talk about Elf on the Shelf and Santa.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just giving you a heads up.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I remember years ago you complaining about the Elf on
the shelf. At that time meant nothing to me, Like
I would listen to you complain about it and laugh,
but it really like it wasn't in my universe and
it meant nothing to me, and.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Probably from the outside in it sounded stupid, right.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, because I didn't have one. Now, no, doesn't how
stupid to me. So for how much you know about
the elf and the shop much Okay, So it's certainly
when we were little there was no such thing. It's
a new type tradition over the past few years.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
And obviously you're.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Going to have and come across the people on social
media that are like that's their full time job. Is
to be an influencer and they can have all this
time to do these the craziest of.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Crazy things with this elf.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But essentially for what happens is the elf comes on
December first, and.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The elf watches.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The child all day long and then goes back to
the North Pole at night and reports to Santa, and
then comes back the.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Next day in a different location.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You are not to touch the elf because if you
touch the elf, he or she will lose their magic.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So every household has.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You can order like a custom elf, and ours is Elfie.
She's female, and she has blue eyes because the girls
have blue eyes. It's only gonna be one elf in
our house. She she made her her big first appearance yesterday.
She was hanging from our living room. She was hanging
from the ceiling and she yeah, you saw it. She
was holding up a pizza from the North Pole and
(02:12):
her note said, you know, hey, listen, I'm watching. You
got to start listening to see your mother, and you
have to be nice to Daisy, and you guys have
to share, okay, and if not, I'm gonna let Santa know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Unimpressed, she was so unimpressed.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I videoed it because I was so hype, thinking like
she would now the first thing she did say when
she woke up, because we tried to re read the
book before bed. We tried to explain to her she's
still on the younger side. She'll be three in a
couple weeks. But she did wake up saying where's Elfie?
Like I want to find Elfie? You know, she she
I didn't like the I didn't like her reaction, so
I didn't post it because it was I wanted more.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I kind of wanted to laugh for I'm like, that's
that's all I get. Like this was you know, I
had to climb with.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
A ladder to do that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But listen, there's definitely this societal pressure now to like.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know, you would just put the you would just
put the elf on like a bookshelf or something right
with a little note.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But now the way people go over the top, like
for and look at my Instagram right now, right now,
Elfie she pooped in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It's a hers.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
She kissed, and I left the note basically saying like Laila,
good morning. I'm potty trains.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
You should be too, you know, try gave to that
because I'm trying so hard. But guys, you got to.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Run this for eighteen well maybe not eighteen but a
few years if you're gonna yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh no, no, no, And I will put it this way.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
She was picking her nose yesterday and I go keep
that up because I'm gonna have to tell Elfie and
she turns back. She don't tell Elfie, so she she's
starting to understand, like, hey, this chick might know, Sanna.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know what the timing other thing when it ends.
It all depends on the child. But my son is
seven and he still looks at the elf. I don't
know if the elf will make a return next year though,
because I think, like, you know, it's getting kind like
kind of close. But right now he looks at the elf.
But the actually starts around like three or four when
they like really yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I think I yeah. I think she's like again, we're
only on day two. I've actually read song that once
your ELF's time.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Is done, did you just kick your kid to go
join the other kids?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I'm watching on your story. Did you literally kick your
kid go join the other kid? Join them?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yea good damn everybody.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No. I I read song that after like the ELF's
time is done, they can retire from the north pole
and you can put them up as holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Cho I did not know that, like, let your your scarlett,
let's scarlett rest. Okay, she can hang.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But the nightly pressure hoping that the elf moves is
like a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Because for if you don't move the Elf, then the
like then she never hear she never went back to
the north pole because they're in the same spot.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But sometimes like things happen and the Elf doesn't move,
and like it's just because they like that spot so much.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
And yeah, from what I'm gathering, the elf is like mischievous,
so like they always do bad stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, mine might leave a note or two, but besides that,
it just sits there and watches it like yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
She also now is like because Elfie brought the pole
the pizza from the north pole for the first one,
she thinks that there's food involved every time, like some
sort of snack or treat.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
There was this one time when the elf had a party.
Apparently they had a dollar bill rolled up with a
bunch of sugar and like coke. But then like something
happened and like you know, the woman at the house
and not like that the elf was partying, so she
cleaned up the ELF's mask.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You know I was.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I actually had a couple of listeners message me being like,
I take pictures and catalog what I do if you
want some? So I honestly I get all mine from
the world wide Web. I just google like easy elf
on the shelf.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I also.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now you know me, I'm I'm I'm invested now. So
I have a few costumes coming I've yeah, I cannot.
I will wait for one. No, it's done, one custom fit.
Just wait, I listen to collapse. See, No, it's done,
it's happening. Another question, and this one is about the
Big Guy. Chris Kringle. Me and the Fireman were having
(06:24):
this debate last night, so I genuinely want to see
what you guys do on the big day on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Are all of the gifts from the Big Guy?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, so no gifts are from you the imagine?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Wait sorry what like hold on me and then like
from us? Yes, but then the other half of them, yes,
from the big Guy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, so there's the Fireman said that when he grew
up they were all from the Big Guy. Yes, So
I think when I grew up it was like a
half skate. I mean, I'm fine to do that, but
then is that not me?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Like I think given gifts of that, like we like
to give them some from Austin. Then he fills in
the rest. So yeah, because we kind of go off,
what the what the letter is what they sent to
the Big Guy?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Lucky lucky for me, I grew up in Africa with
there's no snow. Snow. Big Guy never visited us.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
They just came straight from Big Guy doesn't hit Africa.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
No no, no, no, no, nothing, ain't nothing he does.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He snow to scale, but he has a special sled
school there fly they can.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Land anywhere next to like literally any terrain.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I don't even think we got chimneys fame to slide down.
We can't fall cookies and milk either. Oh that's gonna
be a favorite.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Part of my Okay, so you really?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So she's she can't write a list yet, and she,
by the way, when I ask her what does she
want from Santa, she says a purple gift. So like,
I don't think we're there yet, but yeah, that makes
a little bit more sense. Like here's a list that
you send to Santa.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We'll see what we can.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Do sometimes get a little crazy, Yeah, because I'm trying
to learn giving credit to somebody else for your heart earned.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Money and stop it.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I don't know what the gifts come from us, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Out here, because you just said you didn't understand how
I worked in Africa, Like here, what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
America's different.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, Like he's trying to say Chris Kringle can't land
in the Sahara.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I like that's that's
Exactly and the jam In Morning Show with DJ fourn
It saw t Morning Cousin's.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Number one for hip hop jam in ninety four or five.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
By everybody. Good morning. PSA.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
If you're a parent and you're in the car with
kids right now, I'm going to talk about the Elf
on the Shelf and Santa, Mom and dad. Warning if
you are in the car right now. Warning, warning, I'm
gonna talk about Elf on the Shelf and Santa.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just giving you a heads up.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I remember years ago you complaining about the Elf on
the shelf. At that time meant nothing to me, Like
I would listen to you complain about it and laugh,
but it really like it wasn't in my universe and
it meant nothing to me, and.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Probably from the outside in it sounded stupid, right.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, because I didn't have one. Now, no, doesn't how
stupid to me. So for how much you know about
the elf and the shop much Okay, So it's certainly
when we were little there was no such thing. It's
a new type tradition over the past few years.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
And obviously you're.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Going to have and come across the people on social
media that are like that's their full time job. Is
to be an influencer and they can have all this
time to do these the craziest of.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Crazy things with this elf.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But essentially for what happens is the elf comes on
December first, and.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The elf watches.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The child all day long and then goes back to
the North Pole at night and reports to Santa, and
then comes back the.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Next day in a different location.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You are not to touch the elf because if you
touch the elf, he or she will lose their magic.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So every household has.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You can order like a custom elf, and ours is Elfie.
She's female, and she has blue eyes because the girls
have blue eyes. It's only gonna be one elf in
our house. She she made her her big first appearance yesterday.
She was hanging from our living room. She was hanging
from the ceiling and she yeah, you saw it. She
was holding up a pizza from the North Pole and
(02:12):
her note said, you know, hey, listen, I'm watching. You
got to start listening to see your mother, and you
have to be nice to Daisy, and you guys have
to share, okay, and if not, I'm gonna let Santa know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Unimpressed, she was so unimpressed.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I videoed it because I was so hype, thinking like
she would now the first thing she did say when
she woke up, because we tried to re read the
book before bed. We tried to explain to her she's
still on the younger side. She'll be three in a
couple weeks. But she did wake up saying where's Elfie?
Like I want to find Elfie? You know, she she
I didn't like the I didn't like her reaction, so
I didn't post it because it was I wanted more.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I kind of wanted to laugh for I'm like, that's
that's all I get. Like this was you know, I
had to climb with.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
A ladder to do that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But listen, there's definitely this societal pressure now to like.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know, you would just put the you would just
put the elf on like a bookshelf or something right
with a little note.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But now the way people go over the top, like
for and look at my Instagram right now, right now,
Elfie she pooped in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It's a hers.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
She kissed, and I left the note basically saying like Laila,
good morning. I'm potty trains.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
You should be too, you know, try gave to that
because I'm trying so hard. But guys, you got to.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Run this for eighteen well maybe not eighteen but a
few years if you're gonna yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh no, no, no, And I will put it this way.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
She was picking her nose yesterday and I go keep
that up because I'm gonna have to tell Elfie and
she turns back. She don't tell Elfie, so she she's
starting to understand, like, hey, this chick might know, Sanna.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know what the timing other thing when it ends.
It all depends on the child. But my son is
seven and he still looks at the elf. I don't
know if the elf will make a return next year though,
because I think, like, you know, it's getting kind like
kind of close. But right now he looks at the elf.
But the actually starts around like three or four when
they like really yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I think I yeah. I think she's like again, we're
only on day two. I've actually read song that once
your ELF's time.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Is done, did you just kick your kid to go
join the other kids?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I'm watching on your story. Did you literally kick your
kid go join the other kid? Join them?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yea good damn everybody.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No. I I read song that after like the ELF's
time is done, they can retire from the north pole
and you can put them up as holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Cho I did not know that, like, let your your scarlett,
let's scarlett rest. Okay, she can hang.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But the nightly pressure hoping that the elf moves is
like a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Because for if you don't move the Elf, then the
like then she never hear she never went back to
the north pole because they're in the same spot.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But sometimes like things happen and the Elf doesn't move,
and like it's just because they like that spot so much.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
And yeah, from what I'm gathering, the elf is like mischievous,
so like they always do bad stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, mine might leave a note or two, but besides that,
it just sits there and watches it like yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
She also now is like because Elfie brought the pole
the pizza from the north pole for the first one,
she thinks that there's food involved every time, like some
sort of snack or treat.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
There was this one time when the elf had a party.
Apparently they had a dollar bill rolled up with a
bunch of sugar and like coke. But then like something
happened and like you know, the woman at the house
and not like that the elf was partying, so she
cleaned up the ELF's mask.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You know I was.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I actually had a couple of listeners message me being like,
I take pictures and catalog what I do if you
want some? So I honestly I get all mine from
the world wide Web. I just google like easy elf
on the shelf.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I also.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now you know me, I'm I'm I'm invested now. So
I have a few costumes coming I've yeah, I cannot.
I will wait for one. No, it's done, one custom fit.
Just wait, I listen to collapse. See, No, it's done,
it's happening. Another question, and this one is about the
Big Guy. Chris Kringle. Me and the Fireman were having
(06:24):
this debate last night, so I genuinely want to see
what you guys do on the big day on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Are all of the gifts from the Big Guy?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, so no gifts are from you the imagine?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Wait sorry what like hold on me and then like
from us? Yes, but then the other half of them, yes,
from the big Guy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, so there's the Fireman said that when he grew
up they were all from the Big Guy. Yes, So
I think when I grew up it was like a
half skate. I mean, I'm fine to do that, but
then is that not me?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Like I think given gifts of that, like we like
to give them some from Austin. Then he fills in
the rest. So yeah, because we kind of go off,
what the what the letter is what they sent to
the Big Guy?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Lucky lucky for me, I grew up in Africa with
there's no snow. Snow. Big Guy never visited us.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
They just came straight from Big Guy doesn't hit Africa.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
No no, no, no, no, nothing, ain't nothing he does.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He snow to scale, but he has a special sled
school there fly they can.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Land anywhere next to like literally any terrain.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I don't even think we got chimneys fame to slide down.
We can't fall cookies and milk either. Oh that's gonna
be a favorite.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Part of my Okay, so you really?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So she's she can't write a list yet, and she,
by the way, when I ask her what does she
want from Santa, she says a purple gift. So like,
I don't think we're there yet, but yeah, that makes
a little bit more sense. Like here's a list that
you send to Santa.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We'll see what we can.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Do sometimes get a little crazy, Yeah, because I'm trying
to learn giving credit to somebody else for your heart earned.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Money and stop it.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I don't know what the gifts come from us, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Out here, because you just said you didn't understand how
I worked in Africa, Like here, what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
America's different.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, Like he's trying to say Chris Kringle can't land
in the Sahara.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I like that's that's
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