Shooting Up The Club

Episode Transcript

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Dash Morning Show with d J fourand it's morning Bostin's number one for hip
hop m in ninety four five.Big Day, Big Day, Big Day.
And I'm not talking about more regialday weekend or the fact that it's
Boston calling. Sorry, I'm like, I was just really, you just

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got to let it go. Iwas trying to time it out, and
what do you want? What doyou want to ask for the Cavali trial
today? Yeah, you're not evenlike synonymous to my singer. Anyway.
AJ has a date tonight and it'sdate number three. Four is so sex?
I don't know. Four date?Okay, when is the last time

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you went on four dates with somebody? Funny? I was thinking about this.
In the two years that I've beendating, I think I've only oh
my god, prepare for sadness asalways. I think I've only been on
a fourth date one time? Wellwith which guy? It was? The
guy married one who it was twoyears ago? No, he only made
to three, but it was twoalmost two years ago. He had two

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kids, but like one kid wasn'this, and then he got like super
attached, super quick and like leftme like a four minute voice note.
When I was like, I don'tknow if I'm feeling this. I don't
remember because there's been so many guyshave come. Was he the Italian one?
He? No, he was.He was Hispanic And I actually went
on seven dates total with him,which is the most dates I've ever had.
Why no, because you know whatit is, it's always so bad.

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We we black it out of ourbrains. We delete it because I
don't remember this act, Yeah,tell us at him. We talked about
him because I how did it endwith him? I just felt like he
was just like getting too much toosoon? And so then I was like,
hey, unfortunately, like I don'tthink I'm feeling this was and he
wanted to He wanted to call meand talk about it, and I was

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like, I can't really talk toyou right now. And so then he
sent me a four minute voice notetelling me his feeling, I mean,
too much too soon after seven datesisn't crazy, especially considering that you kind
of like get well also, likeyou know, for him, he was
like inviting me to guys night,and he like he was in toxic relationships.
His friends were like, you needto be single for a little bit.
Like he because he jumped from arelationship to relationship. Yeah, either

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because I think, like, oh, you're getting invited to guys night,
he really likes it. I'm sorry, can you can you have that to
the list being like she does notwant to be like you're just interesting,
so that means you have to actleyou just despise her. That's okay,
all right, Hey, at leastwe've we've dug in and we've learned some

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things here. So anyways, sevendates was the max that you had,
which I think is a lot ofdates. We're up to number four tonight.
What are we doing? How arewe feeling? We are going to
a speakeasy that he really likes,so I think it should be a good
vibe. I don't hate that idea. Yeah, same, Yeah. I
tried to plan this one and Ifailed a couple of times before coming up

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with a winning idea. So there'sthat. But I'm really looking forward to
it. Where's this? Where isthis place? Because you have an issue
with driving and parking? It's nearhim somewhere, so I don't know exactly
where did him? It's near him, like him, it's close to him.
It was like he for the pronounsguys, thank you Okay, I

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thought it was like a town calledhim. I'm like, I didn't have
him the hell anyways, it's nearhim. Are we allowed to say where
he lives? Are we? Yeah? He's in Southborough Metro West. Yeah.
I've only been to the speakeasies likehere in the city. But I

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love you go through like a barbershop or a seven eleven. Yeah,
I think this one is an icecream parlor. Oh that's dope. Yeah,
it's gonna be fun. Well,she's giddy, guys, date number
four? What do we think juston like a sex timeline? I mean
last week you saying that she's readyto go, So I feel like if
things work out tonight and things areflowing that she's just gonna you know,

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please don't. Can we just don'tdo in a car? Right in the
car? I really want I wantto. I want our standards to be
to be better. Yeah, no, this is different. This isn't car
So you've done it before? Why, Well, because he has a place
to go to. We wouldn't bein the middle of Luburn with no place
to go. Didn't the other guyhave a place to go with almost trying

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to stay out late? So Iwouldn't. I didn't want to go to
his place, so you just saidlet's do it in the car. Yeah,
I didn't mean to your logic.She was drunk. Well that time,
I was not. You did that. You know what, that was
a mistake right there, as forwardsay, I tried to throw you some

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baill right there and you didn't eventake it. You're like, no,
I'm good, I'll stay here,locked up. But okay, back to
the gustnight though, because I'm reallyexcited to see him, and I do,
I do want to go there,but I'm scared. It's my feelings,
like I'm scared to like she's fallingguys love Oh why, I don't

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know. I'm insecure, So Ifeel like nervous about that, Like,
is he still gonna like me aboutyour body? Yes, he's by the
way. I think I'll just letwatch this, Santi and foreign. You're
not going out on a date witha girl on the fourth time paying for
it if you don't have sex,Yeah, because that would be a waste
of time and funds. Incorrect meif I'm wrong. Last time you guys,

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well, now he mentioned your butt, right, and I must feel
so good I would die I don'tknow what that but scared, like like
it's it's very vulnerable to take myclothes is some one. So I'm like,
yeah, it is, like I'mscared. But in your mid thirties
it should be like a little morecomfortable, right, is gonna happen?

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You need to take off your talkingyou know how hard it is is.
But the older you get, themore comfortab you get. Right, No,
No, I don't think so weall listen, we could all play
this game or we say eighty thingsabout ourselves that we don't like. But
you know, it's very clear andit's very evident that he is into you.
No, it's very true. ButI think she's picture and that she's

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gonna I mean he might with howpalely are he might be blinded when you
called him for the movie, Like, didn't he have like his hand on
your thigh or shut or no,he was very gentleman. Yeah, so
were you laying on him or anything? Yeah. So it's funny because I'm
just so awkward that when we saton the couch, like I sat next

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to him, but like not superclose to him, so we were kind
of separated a little bit until hetook my hand and pulled me over,
and I just in the beginning,I'm just like super shy and I won't
make the first move and stuff likethat, so tonight couldn't before I listen,

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we're weird, teammate. I mean, honestly, I say, I
say go for it, but Iwant you to know, just to give
yourself a little bit more confidence.No man is paying for a woman four
times in a row if he's notd t F. Okay, you know
I split the bill. Don't tonightbe an adult? And don't you're still
doing that? Of the of thethree dates you went on, did you

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split every time? We split?Date one and two? And then last
week we went to his house.He cooked, so he provided the food,
but I brought the tequila, thelimes and something else. So today's
happening. I mean, I'll justlet him just let I mean, man
wants to do. When you wenton the first date I met, I
didn't even know about this. AndI'm so glad you just are telling me

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now because I would have slapped youon the first date when he pulled out
his card to pay and you werelike, no, I want to pay
for half. How did he respondto that, We literally just simultaneously pulled
out our cards and just put themon the little pad. And he didn't
say anything. I didn't say,he didn't say, take your card back.
No, okay, do not havesex with him, get rid of
him, dump him now, actuallytext him at this Okay, wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait,he should at least push the card back

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and try. But he's already buthe already knows. Yeah, yeah,
not understanding. He knows she's aweirdo. You know what I'm saying.
So because of that, he's like, let me not even engage, because
remember in the text, she wantsto go have like a hundred conversations.
He's like, there's a battle.I'm just gonna I'm just not gonna win.
Let's just pull out your car,play like I don't even see it,
and that's it. It might becrazy. Next thing I said,

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no, take your car back,she's going to start talking about the moon
stars and anything else. With anotherhalf an hour or he was satified in
person, she go and he didnot want to. Was I just I
still hate it. I think there'snothing wrong with it. I'm fine with
it. Let's grow up. Tonightthough, But let him let him pay
dude, let him buy you adrink. Please, let him be adult

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man like I can't do that.Yeah, just let's just do this,
guys. They go on this fourthday tonight, everything goes great to speak
Easy. He invites you back tohis house after the speak easy for one
more. It's never one more.It means something or it's going to be
twelve more. But either way,will you go? Yes? Wow,

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you might have quite the update foryou guys after the weekend. Well,
listen, Happy Memorial Day to yourvagina, honey, that is exciting news.
Shoot it up? No, please, don't shoot it up. Please
do not let the man shoot itup. But certainly let him buy you
like a vodka. Soa okay,