The Chipotle Walk Out

Episode Transcript

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Wake up, wake yo. Theway I just smacked my eyeball with my
headphones, like there's a there's adefinite possibility for a black eye. I've
done this before, Yes you have. And I think you got a bruise

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as well, right I think?So, yeah, just what I need.
Anyways, what's up with you?Guys? I'm pregnant? Who put
that in there? You know thatSanty's new joke in the office foreign is
to like walk past people in salesand say, look what I did and

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point to my stomach. B lookwhat I made to see if anybody,
Yeah, he also got somebody.Yesterday, one of the saleswomen came up
to me, Wow, a babyan a birthday. Happy birthday to you,
Ashley, and I just I knewwhere it came from, and I
just went, I was like,thank you so much. She just have
the best day ever, do you. What's really sad is when I make

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the joke about making the baby,at least half of them believe it.
They believe it or they like getthe joke and they like, yeah,
I know, look what I made. He points to my stomach. There
was a day when you weren't hereand I was walking down the hall of
one of the people in sales.She's older and she doesn't really like hang
out a lot. She's like,oh, you're lonely today. How I'm
like, we don't joke like that, Like I don't know you like that.

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Well, when she was going onwith with like the joke, people
love that joke. They love thatwe go to the bathroom at the same
time. But it's because, well, we don't go into the same because
we're having an affair. Okay,let's be specific here, Okay, we
don't go to the same stall atthe same time. I'm saying, we
go to the bathroom the same timebecause it's when we're in commercial. Hello.
Yeah, Like, grow up,guys. God, anyways, what's

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up with you to distract me nothing. It's interesting watching this trial when your
kids are walking around in the copsare talking about balloon nuts and all that
stuff, and I have to describeto them what he's talking about. Yeah,
Sandy had it up on the bigscreen in his house and his kids
walked in from school. They werelike, what's this And then all of
a sudden, Michael Practor started talkingabout balloon knots. It's interesting because they're
aware of the trials, but theydon't know kind of like the players.

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And yesterday I was describing to themwho, like the people were on how
were they taking a back They werejust because of like it was more so
dewarting. And that was the partabout it. It's like, all right,
they understand that it's sallacious, butthey don't understand, like, wait,
why is he talking about ballue knotsand calling people this and that?
And I had to describe to themwhy. I think the most important part
and I will reiterate this when wetalked to Nick later, is that again,

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there are so many moving people andat parts of this puzzle of this
Karen Ree trial and who's who andthe man on the stand yesterday Michael Proctor
was the lead investigator. Key,he's the man the lead investigator. So
we could even delete all of thehorrific things he said about her being a

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bitch and the balloon. We coulddelete all that. Why why are the
Alberts wanting to give him a gift? Yeah? Is that appropriate? No?
And like the Alberts are the homeownersof thirty four Fairy Rod, Why
are we talking about giving him agift? And that's the part about it.
I guess we can talk about thisall day. But if she simply
just backed up into him, right, why are there all these other things

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happening right, the gifts, likeall this stuff that just keeps coming up.
That's super shady. It's it's crazyanyway, ain't nothing. I want
to know why Burger King. WellI shouldn't have said Burger King, but
I want to know why Burger Kinglocks the men's doors in the bathrooms but
not the women's doors in Manchester,Yeah on Main Street? Uh no was
it? Yes? Actually I've drivendown there. Man, it's like zombie

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Land. I could go on andlem and guess why. I'm not really
that bad over there though, onthat crazy. But I go in because
you know what I'm saying, Igotta go, you know, in the
main vein and I go in andthe doll sense it's only for pay customers.
So I bust right into the women'sbathroom. There was no women there,
and I had to do what Ihad to do. I couldn't I
couldn't go buy pin nuggets to gotake a pin, okay, because I

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was gonna say, I think wehave to stop down and really take a
look at oneself in the mirror,like, why are you going to Burger
King? It was the first exit, closest bathroom I could get to.
Dunks, Dunks, don't even letYou can't tell me that Burger King.
If Burger King is in your topfive of fast food, I'm judging.
No, no, no, nono, I didn't go there back in
the day. Okay, maybe Hersheypie is bomb. Okay, the Hershey

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pie is amazing. Other than that, I mean you can get that at
the grocery. I can, butthat's just hits a different but like two
thousand and eight, yeah, likethe Whopper was, But you can't tell
me that that the Burger King isabove McDonald's win. Sorry, nothing about
and then even Taco Bell. You'vebeen to Taco Bell? Right you haven't

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been? Yes, that's right,you're the one. That's the one thing
I will not shame you. Donot go to Tacoa. I've noticed it's
not Brito slap number one best fastfood place, guys, But I talk
about this, I five guys.Is fast casual, so it's more on
the Chipotle. But it's fast.But yes, but it is still fast,

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and I might lend to the McDonald'sonly because it's consistent. You cannot
go. Sometimes it's quick and easy. Yeah, and it's like sometimes I'll
go to a five guys where I'mlike, oh my god, it's the
best because you're getting a whole bagof fries. Other times you might get
a couple. It changes. Yougo to McDonald's. You know, you

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could go to McDonald's right now inGermany. You know what you're gonna get.
Absolutely, it's like foreign roll intothat KFC in Jamaica and you know
in Germany they sell beers. Wow, and right there, it's like a
whole case, just a big giveme a bid with my my burger.
Cool. That's unbelievable that it's crazy. When I first saw it, I
was amazed. I was like,what y'are selling beer in and it's just

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a casual thing. I also feellike everybody has their one go to meal
at McDonald's. That's just what theyget. Like, I'm never shy.
I'm a number two girl. It'sthe number two girl to the two cheese
vers, Tucci, large fry andCoke. I'm gonna go the double quarter
pound of WICHI I do the nuggets, the ten piece, what number ten?
I tell them mix it up.Ranch gotta be in there though,

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Honey, I don't, but ranchfor show. Every once in a while,
I'll throw it a four pack ofnuggets discus there. The one complaint
I have about McDonald's this day andage is the stupid screen that you have
to order from. What Because Iit's for convenience, but sometimes navigating that
screen with the line behind you,the pressure, I can't take it.

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I just you gotta do stuff allthis. Usually you walk inside and then
there's a screen and you do yourand it pops up. Yeah, I
can go with yourself instead of goingup to the count. You can go
to the counter still, but usuallylike they want you to go to the
screen in order from there. Alsojust to add And what's kind of crazy
these days is there will be randomnights, not with the gestational diabetes,

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but prior to where we would orderMcDonald's on Uber eats. McDonald's kind of
got expensive. Oh yeah, becauseorder on uber eats. No. I
know, but but I've picked upbefore and I'm like, damn, compared
to when we were young, Yes, it's when we came back from the
Dominican. This last time we weregoing through uh McDonald's and our order for
six people was one hundred dollars ninetynine bucks. Yeah, I'm here crazy.

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I'm hearing they're going to stop bringingback because of uh you know,
the way the way the world isright now, the economy that a lot
of these uh fast food spots arestarting to do these meal deals. Remember
they used to do them like ninetynine cents. I know KFC started one.
You could get like a two piecefor five dollars or something like that.
What's up with the KFCs they're attachedto, like the taco bell the
same company. Strange, we actuallygot it the other day. That's funny.

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Yeah, that is funny. Soyou go to the same window at
the drive through, you can orderfrom it. It is the same one.
Yeah, so one that's why,I mean, yeah, yeah,
so they own it. But theone that's by me, I don't like
it. The employee they're like,not great. They mess up up all
the time. I tell my kidsdon't go there because they're gonna forget.
Like then, it is crazy howI don't even know how the hell we've

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gotten here, but it is crazyhow certain restaurants the employees will completely turn
me off. There's one specific onein Quinsy. I won't go there anymore
because they're just so mean and somad all the time that I'm like,
it's not even worth it. ButI feel like that's the ownership right,
because there's a certain coffee chain aroundhere that's really big that if you go

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to different ones, the attitude indifferent places are different. Did you guys
see this this big thing that's trendingon TikTok with Chipotle. Yes, that
you got to gout turn your cameraon. Yeah, you want them to
serve your good meal. Yeah,And the CEO said, if you want
more chicken or you want more guaka, you just give them a head nod
and they'll give you more. It'scalled like the Chipotle walk out, and
people are starting to order their stuff, but when they ask for things,

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if they don't feel like they're gettingthe right amount, they just turn around
and leave. It got to thepoint where the CEO of Chipote had to
speak out about and what the trickwas that you got to walk in there
with the with the camera on,so that way they give you like a
large portion and then you're good.So if you don't they give you the
smaller stuff. Yes, it honestlydepends on the person. You want somebody

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with a with a like a heavypool. Yeah, but sometimes you do,
but sometimes you don't because you wantsome guak, but you don't want
it to be massive. And I'mlike the other thing with them and I
what I don't like is if youdeviate from the plan for them. Sometimes
they give you like an attitude.No, no, no, I don't
want that much. They just godown the assembly line. And I hate
that. I don't even rock withChipotlet like that. Y'all like Chipotlet like

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that? I do, I do. I love a good bowl, yes,
the carne you can't God right now, you get the chicken and this
steak. No, I'm saying onceshould get that. That's like the best.
And I always that's what we getwhen after we snuggle