Women Don't Poop

Episode Transcript

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Girl day in morning show with DJfour and it's Sautig Morning Clausin's number one
for hip hop jam in ninety fouror five. I don't really know how
to speak on this, just becauseit's not something that I'm familiar with.

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But I guess in this world thereare females that go one and two.
Yeah, strange, a strange,strange, strange phenomenon. But Santi just
wants to go grab breakfast. Andour favorite, honestly, our favorite employee
in the building. Yeah, shetold you that she had a rough weekend.

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Rough weekend. Apparently she consumed waytoo many carbs at the point where
like it backed through up so badthat she wound up in the hospital,
which I did not know that canhappen. But yeah, there was a
tunnel and there was like a blockageand there was just everything just backed up
in the tunnel. It's crazy howopen she is to tell you about that,
because you would have to I wouldhave to be buried six feet under

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and then someone would have to tellyou a story about me with that.
If that happened to you, whatwould you say to us? My stomach
and I went to the hospital.But don't you think we would follow through
the guy. I would never knowbecause I would never say. She would
never say she even went to thehospital. Ye, what would you say
to the fireman? I got torun a CVS and just won't come back
for it because apparently she was inthere for like three days all week along,

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she's going to CBS. I don'tknow what's happening. She's still up
there, like my wife is missing. Is anybody's seen her? I also
didn't know you could go to thehospital for being constipated. I didn't know
that was if it's that bad.Yeah, I didn't know, like either.
I've seen the commercials from my relax. Can't you just if all that
doesn't work, then you have issues. Yeah, you're just taking mirral Ax

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just for it's good for me.It's good for health, So I want
to be consistent. I'm not okay, sorry, doctor four, but here
it is. It's it's meant tohelp you in a condition. There are
a gastro people out there who takeMirrorlax. Yeah, like every day,
you just do it. Mirrorlax isdifferent than like a coalase or something like

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that. So like a mir relaxadds water to your colon I'm going to
take a hard rite in this commercialbecause now I am so concerned inside of
the amount of eggs, penis pills, penis mints now and mirror relax that's
circulating in that belly of yours,like are you okay? And prune juice

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and cherry tart and fiber and there'sall these things on taking. Yeah,
so I take it because I wantgood gut health and I don't want to
be in playing. No, youknow, I'm avoiding all of that stuff.
The inflammation in my body is downto a minimum. You actually got
to a tough time with constipation yourself. Yeah, I had to. I
had I only stay in the word, but I did do like an and

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like I felt shame in my lifewhen I had to do that. I
don't like it either, because it'stoo similar to Edemon's. Yeah. You
you basically put water inside your bodythrough the back door and then like within
a within a minute or two,you stick like a pellet up there kind
of right. No, it's likeit's a squeeze bottle thing and at the
tip of it has like a tipand you put it in and squeeze and

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rush of water here. But I'mnot going to do it. Begging me,
begging me to make a joke andit's not realized to do it.
I won't bite, but I willsay, within a minute or two,
your life just like flushes on you. It's life changing. I just beg.
Nobody has to go through that.And you do this on a regular

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no, not the not the well, yeah he does, but differently it
feels just as great guys stay tooeasy. All the females out there that
have confidence to talk to because honey, not Meg.