0714/2026:Would You Throw a Party for Your New Nose?

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Good morning, Welcome to your Tuesday and it's your Live
fourteenth to twenty twenty six. I'm mixed one of two
point nine Billy the Kid, Candice low Paz is your producer.
Pooh is here. I just saw the funniest thing, Cannie.
This is cracking me out. Burlington Code Factory, they're real.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, they keep it real. I love Burly, so you
know what I do too. I love Burlington Code Factory.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
TJ Max Ross Marshall, I go to all those vibes exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It is one place this storm, Burlington Code Factory.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I forget where it was, but they were having people
stealing makeup right like, people were stealing makeup NonStop.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
And I just saw this right before it went on
the air.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay, so literally they posted a sign on the makeup
and it said, imagine stealing our makeup and you're still ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
With the logo and everything Burlington.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh that just made that my morning. I love it.
Thank you Burlington Factory for keeping it real.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Right, these brands are getting real.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
They are they got you gotta be in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Sure you can't keep up.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's how you stand out, what's going on with you?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, I was gonna tell you guys. You know, I
told you my cousins were in town from Houston and
we all got together. It was like four of us,
five cousins, you know, and our spouses and kids, and
it was a whole like basically like mini family reunion.
And we were just having a conversation around the table
as we were eating, and we decided, next time we
get together, we're gonna come up with like a midlife
bingo card. Because the conversation went from you know, things

(01:59):
like the h o A, oh gosh, I'm gonna have
rain to heartburn.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Sometimes I catch myself talking about that kind of stuff and.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm like, no, I'm not here, Yeah, I'm not here yet.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
There.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, I'm fighting it. I'm sorry every step of the way.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I was talking to my neighbor about it yesterday and
I was like, oh, we needed this rain, And I
said billy stop.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, don't say that.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
So we literally decided, next time we're all together, we're
gonna have the Bingo card. Put come on on there,
you know, things like that.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
The conversation just kept going around to more midlife topics.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Heartburn, Yeah, that's another. That's another old people think.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I swear.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I used to remember when I was a kid and
my mom and my you know, grandparents, they'd be talking,
and somehow it always started talking about prescriptions, yeah, and
doctor's visits.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And I thought to myself, I will I never want
to get old. And here I am. Oh, no, I'm
not talking about prescriptions.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, we're not talking about that.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
We're not there yet. Pooh is No, we're not. Yeah,
he does have harbor, but that's fine. That's a good
idea though. I like the bingo card idea. Who's glowing though,
we're all glowing? Yes, yeah, so what's you?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh, yesterday?

Speaker 8 (03:12):
My car is still running hot, my little Honda, Yeah,
is running hot. So I had to drive that all around.
Got home about nine o'clock. The water's cut off now
because I didn't pay the bill, but the whole my building,
my sister's building, no water, it didn't get cut back
on to eleven thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Two hours without water. You're gonna survive.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
After being in the hot sun? Oh yesterday, like I
had to.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
When were you in the hot sun?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I was driving yesterday. I was driving. It's not in
the hot sun. You're in an ac a car.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
My car was running hot. Remember I just said that
my mother was running.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hot, so we don't know what that means.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
Okay, so when my car's running hot, you know, I
mean can your car girl?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well yeah, I say no.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
I couldn't turn on the AC. If I turned on
the AC, it goes to the eighth it's hot, lows
up the raiator you know.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
And I called him, you know, I called my Cuds.
I was like, Drake, what do I gotta do? He's like,
you got to ride around with that heat until you
park it? And I was like, what do we need
to do to fix it? Per it's getting fixed.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I dropped it off so good.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta do a radiator, flesh
all these things.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm like, God, you can do that when it rains,
it can't. You know. I know how to do old change,
but not a radiator flesh. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
I don't recommend that.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, No, I wouldn't recommend him doing anything.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, because I forgot to tell y'all how we cleaned
gasoline out of our garage over the weekend too.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I saw that. What happened.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, well, Eric was doing work on his like old
car R and uh, he was replacing some something I
don't know, and then the gas leak. It had a
fuel leak, so he was fixing it, and then something
happened when he left the house came home and there
was just like gas all over, just dumping out of
the car. Over twenty gallons. We had to light capture.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, did you call the e p A.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, I feel like you should call the government. That's
an excellent spill.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
That twenty gallons wasn't over the garage floor.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's what we did.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Salary the fuel tan. Yeah, dam don't do it on
your own pool.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
Oh I'm not I don't plan on it. But I'm
just saying I had to stay up extra long.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Is that why it smells musty in here?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I knew you was gonna say that. I showered last
night and this morning.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh you did, You didn't yes, I did, showered at
eleven o'clock and then then you got here at four
o'clock and.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
He got up and showered again. I did.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
That.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Just looks good though.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, we're glowing.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
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(06:08):
morning at eight o'clock. Cannice Lopez, what's up?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Let Us and Salad Greens are now suspected to be
the source of the cyclosphoriasis that's the official name outbreak
in Michigan. They deliver two thousand cases so far in Michigan.
They're telling people to avoid prepackaged salads and instead get
individual heads of lettuce rinse them thoroughly and then throw

(06:31):
out like the top two or three layers of leaves.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
No, I'm not gonna say this is what you should do,
but I did see a local farmers say this, and
of course he's biased. Yeah, but he said, hey, go
to your local farmers markets because they're not dealing with
this from what I hear. Okay, from what I understand,
they're not dealing with this outbreak like the big manufacturers are.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yeah, that would make sense.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, it would make sense.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
So like I'm gonna, I might go down to Dallas
to go to the farmers market.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, produce.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
I love the farmer's market.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
This investigation, though, is still going. Of course, other foods
haven't been ruled out, but Michigan, for example, they usually
have forty to fifty cases of this each year, so
obviously being over two thousand is alarming. Dallas County has
confirmed and closed nine cases as of yesterday, with ten
cases under investigation. But that's the latest on that, guys.

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A new survey says more than half of Americans are
posting less on social media. They also say that maintaining
their social media presence now feels more like work instead
of fun. But the biggest reasons people say they're pulling
back their social media are political arguments obviously, doom scrolling,
and then concerns about privacy.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
But by the way, there's also fifteen hundred school districts
now suing social media companies over students' mental health. So
they're saying the way that these companies are designing knowingly
designing these platforms to real kids in they're saying it's
hurting their mental health that forces us to spend more
on counseling and support. So they're going after some of

(08:02):
these platforms.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Which is true.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
But is that any businesses plan to get their attention
to get there? No, you're right, you know, to get
them involved. I mean that's what the business is. If
you don't want your kid on social media, then don't
let them have a phone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I mean it's hard. It's hard, hard.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
And my son's a camp right now and he's like, Dad,
a week without my phone. I go, no, you need this. Yeah,
And then when he comes back he's like, you know what,
it felt good?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, it's like vacation.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
See, you have to get away from your phone.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I mean we all should should, like I wish we
would all just make a pact, you know, like we're
not going to be on our phones on Sundays or
pick a day of the week at least, and be like,
we're not doing social media today. I mean, it's part
of our job. So unfortunately we can't.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I get it. You want to do an analog.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
August Ooh, analog August, no phones all of August. Oh.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I can't commit to that because I already have commitments
that I have to do in August that require my phone.
I can tell you certain days that I won't need
to use my phone, or I haven't committed to doing
things online that have to be done for work.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
You're like, you know what, I'm gonna go analog at
two am every day at two am A no phone.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
No, trust me, I'd love it if it didn't wasn't
part of my job. Yeah, I definitely could put it away.
But real quick, guys, you have some trending food news. Yes,
I think you're gonna like this Olive Garden bringing back
they're never ending pasta pass for the first time since
twenty nineteen, so they're giving ten thousand customers the chance
that unlimited pasta super salad and breadsticks for thirteen weeks

(09:34):
for one hundred dollars. These passes go and sell Thursday
at one o'clock and these have sold out in the past.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
What did I didn't know it was a pass?

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, this is the never ending pasta pass.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh pasta pass. So they always about the pasta bowl.
Oh so they always have that?

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, I think that came back recently too. Oh,
okay about the past You have to buy it, but
you know they sell them out in minutes and they're gone.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
So I get one hundred dollars pass, what do I do?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yeah? So then you have, you know, unlimited pasta, soup, salad, breadsticks.
It last for like thirteen weeks. You can get like,
however many of every day I just walk in. I
don't know if it's every day. I feel like it
might be once per week or something. I have to
read the.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Fine print doing that for box.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Well yeah for thirteen weeks, na what maybe every day.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's got to be more than one time a week.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
I'll look for the fine print and that.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, come on, Candace, Well, I mean an instigative reporter.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
I can be. Just give me a little notice. I mean,
thirteen weeks do the math. That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I mean it's good, but I'm not going to pay
a hundred bucks for it. I mean I can't eat
that much pasta anyway? Valid, I mean pool put them
on a business Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Pasta and numbristicks. I'm done deal.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
You might see that on Texas Tom Stories next week.
Thirteen weeks Local DJ bankruptcyunds.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
All right, I'm Candas Lopez. Those are your Texas Top Stories.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
It's filing the kid, Candas low Paz producer. Pooh, let's
do it. A four pack of passes to Hawaiian Falls
right now?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Who's is Kim Caim? What's up?

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Kim?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Good. Guess what you're calling? Number one?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Oh, I think we're on a little delay or something.
Something's wrong with our phones.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Kim?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Where are you from Heartland?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Texas?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh that's why?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Where's Heartland?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Where is Heartland? You don't know?

Speaker 5 (11:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh my god, I can't believe you guys don't know?
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Tell him, Kim betweeny and crandall's.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Right between forty and you know I was gonna say that, Kim,
You're the best.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
You stay right there. Okay, Okay, Okay, there he is.

Speaker 10 (11:37):
It's like talking to Pooh delay twenty second delay, Thank
you Kim.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Either way, you got hooked up? All right? You ready?
Real or fake news?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Time?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Headline number one. I'm gonna give you three headlines. You
gonna tell me which one is fake? Which one is
the fake?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Headline? Headline number one.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
A man pepper sprayed a family because they wouldn't pet
his dog.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
What a man.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Pepper sprayed a family because they wouldn't pet his dog?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Headline number one.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Headline number two, Oh man, you gotta be careful how
I say this one?

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Lord, wife files teeth in order to bite husband's manhood?
What wife files teeth in order to bite in order
to bite husband's manhood?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Headline number three.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
New survey finds it sixty eight percent of Americans practice
conversations in the shower before having them.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
This new survey finds it sixty eight percent of Americans
practice conversations in the shower before having them. Okay, so
you got three headlines right there. You gotta tell me
which one is fake. I won yesterday, Candas, Would you
like to go first? Or would you like to pass
it to the poopoo.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Oh, I didn't have any luck yesterday. I'm going to
pass it to the poop poo.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Okay, poo?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Which one is the faky?

Speaker 8 (13:03):
That first story man Pepper Spray family, We're not petting
his doll?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay, I think that's the fake story out of all
those stories.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, so you believe that somebody actually bid off their
husband's manhood.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'll tell it with you. We're your stores out of
the stories.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Out of Oh yeah, lock me well, let's lock it
in right now.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
It is officially locked in. Candicelow pass which story is fake?

Speaker 5 (13:33):
This is so hard today? Why is it so hard?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Really good?

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Lock me in for that last story, last storage.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, you got a hunch. Yeah, you're following your gut.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
I just had a light bulb moment.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Okay, you don't think that sixty eight percent of Americans
practice conversations in the shower. No, all right, let's lock
that in. It is locked in the winner today, Candice
low Paz, You are right.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
You followed your hunch.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, just all of a sudden had a hunch.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, you're right, Well that was the fake story that
I made up. You're right, So you.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Sixteen percent of Americans don't practice their conversations in the shower. Okay,
I don't even know if a survey was done like that,
although I do I do that?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Okay, do you not do that?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I don't know if I do it in the shower.
I probably do it in the car.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Oh I run through something like I have arguments in
the shower, like if you know, especially if you're in
a relationship. If I'm in a relationship, I'm like, oh man,
I'm going to bring this up. How am I going
to bring it up? And I already start thinking about it.
I'm like, I'm going to talk about it this way. Yeah,
you know, I'm going to say this, and then she's
going to say this. And I'm practicing in the shower
for sure.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
And I have a mirror in the shower. My phone's
in the shower.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Whoa, you have a mirror?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah that's not weird. Why do you guys think I'm
so weird? You because you called me from the shower,
so it's weird.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
No there, yes, yeah that she says, shower.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
You don't have a mirror your shower pool? No, you
need one? What do you look at? I saved outside
of the shower. I don't show you do. I don't
like getting all the hairs everywhere. Oh no, shave in
the shower. Thing that traps the hair, and then I
just don't call you sin Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, no, no. It's like a little b it's called
a beard bib. But I don't have a beard, and
you wear a bib.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
No, it's a bib that that goes around your neck
and blocks the sink from getting hair.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's a bib. That's what I just said. Bib. Yeah,
he said, No, it's a bib. It's called Yeah, it's
called a beard bib.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yeah yeah, cat all the hair.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I go it's a bib because now it's a bib.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay, thank you. That's what I said. All right, let's
get to the real stories.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
A man pepper sprayed a family because they wouldn't pet
his dog.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
This happened a seventy five year old man in Flora
named Marshall.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
His name is Marshall.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
He's at a pet store last Thursday when he approached
a family inside and he asked the kids if they
wanted to pet his dog.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
They ignored him and Marshall lost it.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh, the seventy five year old man just lost his mind.
The family tried to walk away, Marshall started making inappropriate comments.
The father of the family confunded him, and Marshall started
firing pepper spray at everyone, even the kids.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Everyone can get it. He don't care.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
The cops were called, Marshall was arrested. He's facing charges
of aggravated battery and child abuse. Why he's being held
without bond. But the police asked him why he flipped out,
and he said, I have no explanation, but I kind
of get it. On Marshall's side, Listen, there's some kids
I'd love to pepper spray. Are you serious, Kendi? If

(16:32):
I why would you not want to pet my dog?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
My dogs? My dog is so cute? You don't want
to pet my dog? I don't trust you.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
If you see my dog, Trigger, German shepherd, you might
be scared of German shepherds. But if you're not scared
of him, do you want to pet the dog?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
And if you don't, I want to hug your dog.
I saw him in the pool falling asleep the other day.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
My dog Trigger falls asleep in the pool. Yeah, literally
on the steps. He's so him sleepy, I'm sleepy, all right.
Wife files teeth in order to bite her husband's manhood.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh, this story happened. Where do you think it happened?

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Florida?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, actually, Russia? Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
A thirty nine year old Russian woman was sentenced to
five years five years in prison because she bit it off.
Oh wo know what happened. I don't want to get
in detail. But she suspected that he had been unfaithful,
oh man, sending text messages that were inappropriate. She confessed

(17:40):
in court that she plotted her revenge by sharpening her
teeth with a file.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
This is a real You can't make this up. Oh.
She said, I'm gonna file my teeth down, and she.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Started she said, yeah, well, the good news is you
want the good news of the bad news.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
I guess the bad news.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Because that's what the doctor had to say to this guy. Yeah.
Doctor's like, all right, what do you want? I'm gonna
give you the worst first? The worst first is it
ain't gonna work. Oh, but I reattached it.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Couldn't she just use a pepper spray like Marshall.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
The funny part is the man that totally denied cheating. Yeah,
he was like, no, now he has had to file
for divorce because after all that, she wasn't gonna file. Yeah,
I don't know if you can work through that. No,
that's not something if you bite it off like.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Babe, I need therapy. Who gets custody of it?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Never mind thinks one or two point nine and good morning,
it's failing a kid, Candle slow pants producer poo. If
we sound a little bit different, it's because we were
pampered yesterday. Yeah, and I don't know if I've ever
had anything like that. And because you know, I'm weird
about massages. I know I don't like being touched.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I've been trying to get you to get a massag
for as long as I know.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't like massages.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Everybody needs it, pooh, you need it, literally everybody.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
It's just weird to me.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
So Candace yesterday decided to treat us to a show
date to the Esthetic Society in South Lake and we
had the best time ever, the best, the best, most
relaxing thing I've ever experienced in my life. And I
thought to myself, I gotta start trying new things, because
how have I never done this?

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Right? Exactly? What the you got to force yourself to
stop and slow down for a minute.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, I mean we walk in and I've never been
to any place like this before, because.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, I mean we're dudes.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I mean I use a three and one shampoo, right,
we no I know about a facial.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Totally, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
But I'm like, okay, cool, and we walk in. It's
like they have snacks for us. There's drinks to dark room.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
The funniest part to me though, was right off the bat,
we are going to change into our robes, which Candas goes,
she changes into her robe, and I go in. I'm
going to change into my robe, but I'm keeping my
clothes on underneath. Yeah, I meaning I had a shirt on,
stealing shorts. I didn't know what to do, I'll be honest. Yeah,
I didn't want to ask.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
That's fine. Yeah, it's okay to ask, so to feel
as comfortable as you.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Want to feel okay to ask. But I asked Billy
instead of asking them? Who asked me?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Says yeah, Veronica knows what she's doing, But who asked me? Hey, man,
did you keep your pants on? And I was like,
what I go no, even though I did. So what
I didn't know is Pooh's in there changing and we
took the robes that were the bigger robes, yeah, which

(20:37):
I didn't know that they he for whatever reason, he
picked the smallest.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Robe on earth.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
So what I didn't know is all the girls from
the Aesthetic Society were going to come in to greet
us at the same time. Is him walking out in
the smallest robe and his chony's looking like almost and
this guy walks out with his underwear on and he

(21:04):
goes oh, and they're all I go, oh, yeah, go
back into the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
He goes, y'all, y'all have a bigger and bigger slippers.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I never laughed so hard in my life. I'm like,
when is Pool gonna learn not to listen to me?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Right?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I can't even in serious times. Still, of course, I
kept my pants on. I'm like, am I gonna take
my shorts off? But I guess you could?

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah for sure?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
But either way, oh man, canness? That was so good.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
It was so good.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
I never had a foot massage during a facial before.
I was like, this is like next level custom facial
I had yesterday it was so relaxing.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
I was falling asleep. I'm like, my girl, Christy. She
immediately she started to rub my head. I'm like, no,
I'm I'm out.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah. Yeah, I told Stacy last time I was there,
I fell asleep. And I felt bad for Haley, the
girl that was doing my facial then, and she was like, no,
it's the greatest compliment if you feel that comfortable and
relaxed in what we're doing that you fall asleep. She said,
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Well, I loved it, but I felt bad for Haley
too because she had to do Pooh.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, and I didn't fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
No, I know, because I'm trying to relax. There's this
music going in the background. I'm smelling all these smells,
and then I hear this in the background. You know
what I'm saying, And it's Pooh in the other room,
ruining my vibe.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Yeah, no Candy.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
At the same time anymore, Pooh's laughing, he's drinking bourbon.
I'm like, oh, we're at a spot we're supposed to
be like enjoying ourself, relaxing, and this guy's in his
Chony's in the other room.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Me and Haley were yucking it up. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I'm glad I couldn't hear that.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh my poor Haley.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah god, but it was awesome. Thank you Veronica and
the whole crew over there. I know that place was.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Alicia's team is fantastic over there, really top notch customer service.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
And then the best part of it to me was
who got his nose waxed?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:05):
I did not know. Remember we talked about thewers, like,
I don't know that they do waxing, but they do,
they do.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
And yeah, he went up there.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
They went up there with a whole hot wax thing
in his nostrils, and I can breathe a whole lot
better when they ripped that out. They ripped it out.
The funniest part though, they rip it out Pooh screams,
and then can goes, oh my god, I saw it.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Look.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
I don't know why they had the lights shining.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I just glanced and I was like, oh, I mean
they ripped out the trinity forest out of his.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Good Lord. And then in fairness, Poo's like, you won't
do it, and I did it too.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
He did.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Yeah, but you had to do both their nostrils at
the same.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Time, and I didn't missin. He has no pain tolerance.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yeah, that's the funny part for a guy who talks
about how, oh, giving birth is easy and.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah, cramps are fake.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Cramps are fake.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
This guy, he is the biggest baby when it comes
to anything pain.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
And what you did to me on the ivy what Yeah, yeah,
my bag is I guess my arm was thirstier than y'all's.
And I look up and I'm like, there's nothing in there?
What about is the air gonna go?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I messed with you, I said to Pooh.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I was like, hey, your bag's empty, and he goes,
I know, is that okay? I'm like, no, you're gonna
get air in your vein? He said what he started
calling the front desk from the back room.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I was messaging, please come in here.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Like Ashley, the girl who's doing is an absolute professional.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
She knows what she's.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Doing, medical profession. Like, they're not gonna let you sit
here do something that's bad.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
And he goes, are you serious?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
And I was like, yeah, dude, I don't know what's
gonna happen if you get too much air in your veins, man,
that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Goes, well, Hey, actually.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Casually accidentally bump his elbow.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
He started knocking.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah, I did that first bump and I was like, okay,
ain't in here. And then I was like, yeah, I
just saw a bubble going your He goes, are you serious.
I'm like, yeah, that'll travel to your A order.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
You don't want a bubble in your order. He's like, man,
that's the last thing.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I need.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Jump camp tonight.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
He guys, I gotta take my kids at camp. I
can't have air bubbles in my orders. I said, you
better figure it out. And then yeah, I'm like, why
do you take me seriously? After all these years, I
can't all right, Well, thank you to the Aesthetic Society.
Though in Soutlake, that place was top notch. I had
the best day ever. And I feel like my skin
is just glowing.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Oh it is. Everybody Like I'm looking at Pooh like
wow over there.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Yeah, I can't put regular water on my sky, Like, no,
they took fifteen years off poo.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Look at you, you, I mean.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
What seriously look his eyes?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah you don't look at Day over sixty.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Top stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in the.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
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Speaker 5 (26:31):
Well, our final World Cup match at Dallas Stadium happens
today between France and Spain. That match starts at two o'clock.
A sad day, last day to say Dallas Stadium. I
know that's actually the best part of this.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, I was gonna say that might be the best part,
so I don't have to say Dallas Stadium. But I
am gonna miss the vibe, just the good energy and Dallas.
I'm so proud of us in North Texas, not just Dallas. Yeah,
but really, I mean all the rankings are coming on
as far as like what cities were the best hosts,
and Dallas is been up there in like the top
five almost everyone's rankings.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Like LA's been low, yeah, I was like, oh, Kansas
City was low, New York was low. Dallas above all.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
There's just so much to do here. I mean, we
have Dallas and for orders, we have the whole metroplex.
I mean people come here for the history, the cowboy culture,
the Dallas Cowboys. Just being in that stadium a big deal.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
And he's at By the way, guys, did you see
Early Holland from Norway. He was seen carrying that taxidermy
raccoon as he was getting off the plane back home.
He bought that with his cowboy hat and boots from
wild Bill's Western Store in Dallas. And they've now sold
out of that raccoon on their website.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Of course they didn't good rightfully. So yeah, that guy's
become a world phenomenon. Yeah, because he's just such an interesting.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Dude, right and such a good dude, like good.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Guy he's like six'.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Five he looks like a, rowbody runs like super. Fast
he's not, human no.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Not he was asking fans to help name that, raccoon
and they were chiming in with names Like, Cowboy, ranger,
Texts raccoon on wheels was one of. Them you, okay
SEE i like texts either. Way, yeah either. Way it
props to that guy for coming in and enjoying what
we have to offer.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Here.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Exactly guys astronomers say they have discovered sugar in. Space
so this is a sugar molecule floating in a giant
cloud of gas and dust near the center of The Milky.
Way they say it's the same type of sugar naturally
found in raspberries and some self tanning, products.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
WHAT i, know just floating around in. Space.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Yeah so they say this is important because different kinds
of sugars help power living. Cells they're even part OF,
dna so they want to know how they form and
spread through. Space but they did this with some like
Radio telescope And.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
SPAIN i was gonna, say how they get up? There they.
Can't we can't get to The Milky. Way Can.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
No they've just been able to like look very closely
at it from these two radio. Telescopes but it's basically
sugar in the form of. Gas so if, there if
we're going to live in outer space one, day at,
least there's gonna be sugar. POO i, mean there you
go the sky, exactly sour patch of the.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Sky that's the only way he's going to. Space there
better be some sour. Patch.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
KIDS i had somebody at the grocery store to call
me sugar the other.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Day.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Oh, really.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
A.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Woman, YEAH i. KNOW i thought it was too But i'm,
like what an old school thing to? Say, yeah she, said,
okay well thank you. Sugar. OH i hit her back with.
One i'm, like no, problem sugar. Breches, yeah there.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
You go WHAT i.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Did and she was, like, oh she just laughed and
she didn't know what to.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Say she was maybe at least ninety. Eight, OH i
don't even.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Know she made it. Home they're not just saying.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Okay she was old. Guys we now have confirmation That
Taylor God taylor And travis do have a dog in their.
Life we heard these rumors about. This there was a
photo that was allegedly leaked from the, wedding uh showing
the dog At Madison Square, garden but the dog was
seen making its way Off taylor's private jet In florida With.

(30:08):
Travis looks like a pretty big. Dog it's white and.
Fluffy we Know taylor's a cat lady, obviously so this is.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
New, yeah but HE'S i think he's a dog.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Guy so, YEAH i could see.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
That that's the. Compromise what kind of dog is? He
just it's big and. White you, said, yeah it's big and.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
White there's no speculation that it might be A Samoyan.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Samoyan do you know what that?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Is A samoyan girl scout.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Cookie, yeah that's.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Different i've looked this dog. Up it looks the same
as that. One super, cute big. DOG i love seeing
them travel with the. Dog there's such a cute little.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Family now that dog is gonna sell out everywhere Everything taylor. Does,
now it's like it's gonna be the most In deman
dog breed.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Ever and you're a breeder Of, samoya which is what
a lucky.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Dog, yeah you just get adopted or rescued or, whatever
bought By taylor And. Travis all of a, sudden you're
on private. JET i went from a kennel to now
eating caveat on a private jack exactly a dog living
better than?

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Secret here we.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Go if you've got a, confession bring it on and
you got.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
One oh, Man i'm, Like i'm embarrassed even tell the story,
honestly shause it sounds so unbelievably.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Stupid, now but a couple of years, AGO.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I completely ruined a trip To vegas by trying to
be a hero while was.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Drunk oh, yeah Drunk. HEIRO i love.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
That WHEN i heard, DRUNK i, Said, okay what do
you mean a Drunk?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Heiro all?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Right so me and a few bodies were headed to
like To vegas for a guy's, weekend, Right and we
got to the airport, early and we started having drinks
and and it just turned into like way more than
just a couple.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Drinks you know WHAT i.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Mean, Yeah so by the time we were, boarding like
as it happens right on our way To, vegas like
as you.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Should Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
So but by the time we were, boarding LIKE i,
WAS i was feeling feeling pretty, good you know WHAT i.
MEAN i was feeling myself like, real real. Good so
one of our friends we didn't think was gonna.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Make, it he. Was he didn't make.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
It he wasn't there, early he wasn't, drinking he was running,
late and we were, thinking, like he's probably gonna miss the.
Flight at this, point you, know they started. Boarding so
my alcohol fueled brain decided to Say i've got, this
and without thinking it through for even two, SECONDS i decided,
two fake having a. Seizure whoa. YEAH i was, like

(33:05):
IF i do, this they will stop the plane and
it will buy him some time to get.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
There.

Speaker 9 (33:12):
Right oh my, God so you, wait you fake having a?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Seizure how did it go? Down you're, like.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
First of, all that's that has got to be an
alcohol fueled.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
DECISION i didn't say.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
There was a lot of, yeah there's not a lot
of thinking. Involved it was just kind of a, Yeah
And i'd, like you, asked how.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Did it go?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Down, well it was me going down immediately and it
was not. Good everybody else came down, too like it
worked really, well but not the WAY i had.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Planned.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
People so here you, are you're doing your.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Thing you're faking a, seizure thinking this is going to
stall the plane from.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Leaving so What oh.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
My buddy's gonna make it And i'll be, Like i'll be.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Fine you, know what is?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It? What so what?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Happens everybody both believes was except for my, friends but
they were smart enough not to get. Involved they were
just standing there kind of. Watching everybody else bought. It within,
seconds flight attendants swarmed. Me you, know people were freaking.
Out the people at the check in desk.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Called paramedics and and like they.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Got you, know it was STILL i figured like once
everyone showed, UP i just kind of snap out of
it and be, like, OH i feel, fine and then
it would be okay to.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Fly apparently that's not how it.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Works.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
THING i wouldn't expect you to be okay and continue
on if you just BUT i don't know how it works.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
THAT i don't.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Know you're.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Right.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
YEAH i was, like, OH i just have.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Seizures it's, Fine i'm.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Fine but the so paramedics got there and they got
close and they could smell the alcohol in my.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Breath they told the captain and.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
He decided that he wasn't comfortable letting me stay on the.
FLIGHT i don't know if he thought something was, up
but either, way he was, like this drunk seizure guy
is not coming on the.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Flight so the plane took off without.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Me, oh AND.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I couldn't like, Yeah AND i couldn't admit THAT i
was faking the seizure at this, point BECAUSE i was,
LIKE i could get in a lot more. Trouble at
least my drunk brain said.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
That to. Me it was, like tell them you're faking.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
It SO i had, to you, know go to the
take a ride to the, hospital go through the whole.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Thing oh.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah and the best part is the plane still left
before my friend even made it to.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
The, gates so you didn't even get he didn't even
get on the.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Plane we both didn't get to.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Go, yeah oh my, gosh.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
You from the.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Hospital, yeah and where do you? You so you actually
had to go to the. Hospital they're taking the hospital
to check you. Out and.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah but you, know LIKE i just kind of played a.
Lot ONCE i was at the, HOSPITAL i was, like.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
NO i feel. Fun and then you, know they. Left
they let me.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Go everybody on that plane thought they witnessed like.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
An actual, emergency except for my.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Friends they're, no my, job what?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
What first of, all you're kind of a good, friend, like,
yeah a friend that would fake a.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Seizure so take one for the.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Team SO i don't missed a flight Because i'll tell you,
what A pooh Producer poo's on his way to the
flight and he's.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
LATE i am not faking. Anything oh my go too,
bad he's. Late he's. Late but oh, WELL i mean you.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Learn, yeah it was definitely one of the dumber.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Things BUT i appreciate you guys validating LIKE i was
trying to.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Be a good. Friend my heart was in the right,
PLACE i.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Felt and there's so many people telling that, story like
this guy had a seizure.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And it was, crazy freaking.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Out your, friends like our idiot missed an entire. Trip
our idiot friend missed an entire. Tripful that's a fun
story you got to. TELL i don't know if it's worth,
it but either, way, well thank.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
You, sir and you have a good. Day we appreciate
you calling a good.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Time, Gosh i've never been on a plane where there's
a medical and emergency and that kind of freaks me
out to think about, it Because i've had friends who
are on flights where people have.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Passed yeah it was oh and they had to be. Diverted,
yeah it happened to one of my. Friends he was,
like it was. AWFUL i.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Know so this guy's faking, seizures all, right.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
He's doing For Candace. Court it gets settled here With
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Speaker 1 (37:23):
The Honorble Judge.

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Speaker 1 (37:44):
Instagram any kind of. Problem it could be a work coworker.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Situation it could be a relationship, issue whatever the case. Is,
okay here's. One tell me If i'm insane or, not
BECAUSE i feel like my relationship might be headed. NOWHERE i,
cannot for the life of me get my boyfriend to
SAY i love.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
You oh that's kind of.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Sad, yeah but wait WHEN i tell him or text
HIM i love, you he responds with love.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
You, Okay, okay he.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Will never SAY.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
I this might sound like a small, issue BUT i
honestly think his way of saying it isn't as.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Meaningful.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
OKAY i don't know how to bring it up BECAUSE
i don't want to sound, immature but it really bothers.
Me and until he says the FULL i love you all,
CAPS i just don't know If i'll be. Satisfied, okay
AM i overreacting? Here or is this a justified? Issue,

(38:47):
Okay Cannas. Court when you hear, this what do you?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Think?

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Yah, girl it's way less formal to say love. You,
no that SAYS i have love for.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
You, yeah you know WHAT i mean hundred. PERCENT i have.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Love for, you but not the love that you have for.
Me that's HOW i see.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
THAT i see.

Speaker 8 (39:06):
That, yeah reading, it this happened to. Me, yeah well
look for that guy.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
A few a few x's.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
Ago, yeah because she used to, say, Like i'm not your,
homie And i'm, LIKE i don't tell my homies love
you like.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
That don't make sometimes yeah you probably.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Do.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
WELL i don't catch myself saying.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
That but, anyway but she, would she would make a
big deal out of, That like she'd be, like love you,
bye And i'd be, like love you. Bye like, That she's,
like you can't SAY i love.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You she said the same.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Now, no she would.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Get on me BECAUSE i wouldn't you, KNOW i wouldn't
SAY i WHEN i text her or anything like.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
That i'm, like, WHAT i love. You it took a.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Lot it took a lot for me to even just
fester up and SAY i love.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
You you're.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Committee you're Not you're not.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Committee i'm going to tell you right, now, ladies if
you're day the, guy because this is a dating situation.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Too they're not, married are?

Speaker 7 (40:03):
They?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
No? No, no she say, yeah, right this is her.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Boyfriend this should be the time where, like oh my,
god we're head over heels for each. Other. Right if
you're dating a guy and you're in that phase where
you start saying it and he's not saying it, back
LIKE i love, you he.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Doesn't, no it.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Doesn't he won't commit to saying. No if you're getting
off the phone and you're like love you.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Bye, YEAH i love you, too that's. Different love you.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, right you're on the.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Phone but if you're SAYING i love you and he's
saying love, you, yeah he doesn't love.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
You you can't even text.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
It i'm telling. You you, Know i'm.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
RIGHT i know you're wrong BECAUSE i genuinely loved her
at the time we were, together AND i just did, well.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Then you have a communication. Issue you need to tell her.

Speaker 8 (40:44):
She didn't KNOW i told her. That if she knew
THAT i was up UNDER i didn't do a lot of.
Stuff but to, me if you know what she, wants
and you know she. WANTS i know it's a simple.
Thing but it doesn't matter what we want if if
they feel.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Comfortable if a woman feels comfortable here AND i love,
you and that means more to her than love, you
WHICH i. Get, yeah it's like hugging someone when you
pat him on the.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Back it tastes it, okay, now, yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Difference, yeah that, is you're like going for a. Hug
if someone pats you on the. Back it's like friend. Zone.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah sometimes like people don't think about it. Though you're
just mindlessly and you're just hug. SOMEONE i don't, know
but that's probably.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Right if your butts, out you, know if your butt,
out oh, yeah or on the, side a side.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Hug if it's a side, hug that's extra friend. Zone
i've BEEN i.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Just hug people how, whatever like Because i'm, small so
it's LIKE i don't have a choice, sometimes you, know
it's just, like, however it's most comfortable to hug someone
if it's from the side from.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Right But i'm telling, you as a, man we know
what we're. Doing we know if we're SAYING i love
you or love, you and there's a big.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Difference, YEAH i mean it's definitely definitely less, formal a
hundred one. Letter it's one baby, word, like why can't
you say?

Speaker 8 (41:51):
It but IF i love you like like, THAT i
gotta SAY i love?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
YOU i, mean what's the. DIFFERENCE i don't feel?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
It how do you not feeling? You i'm, like, girl
like it didn't make we're boyfriend and girlfriend girlfriend. Poo,
Yeah i'm getting off the.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
Phone, OKAY i love, you BAB i love. You i'll
call you in a minute WHEN i get over, there
When i'm. Close that was the argument we. HAD i
was going to the grocery store AND i was, Like
i'm gonna go pick up the stuff you want And
i'll see you in a.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Minute and SO i told HER i go love, you
and she, GOES i love. You it's giving an? Egg
HOW i just don't like the way to see you
LIKE i love? You why would you act like?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
That why don't you say it like?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
That thank?

Speaker 5 (42:33):
You thank?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You finally you SAID i love. You you never SAID i
love you till just? Now what's? Wrong would just love?
You it doesn't mean as.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Much, Right you got to throw it out there if
it's not, consistent if you can't do it every. Time
you got to throw it out.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
There.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Everyone just give me WHAT i need in the.

Speaker 8 (42:47):
RELATIONSHIP i, Get i'm doing, Everything.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
YES i.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Do she needs.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
YOU i need.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Space, yeah this guy is so guilty of being a.
NO i, nick it's way better with big.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Meaning just say.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
It get over. Yourself say.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
It, yes, OKAY i mean if you don't mean, it
don't say.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
It he is guilty of being a.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
NO i.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Mean it's.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Tough stories on the tens With billy The kid in.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
The morning only on the New mix one or two point.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
NINE i can't to slow. Pez what is going?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
On, well let us and salad greens are now suspected
to be the source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak In. Michigan
that's the. One. Yeah they say they've had over two
thousand cases so. Far they're telling people to avoid prepackaged
salads and instead get individual heads of lettuce and rinse
them thoroughly and also throw out like the top two

(43:45):
or three layers of the. Leaves. Yeah this investigation into
this is still going, on of, course and other foods
haven't been ruled, out But, michigan for, example they typically
have forty to fifty cases of this each, year so
this is obviously like way. Different you, know this is one.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Thing poo will never have to worry about catching because
he etn lettuce or.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Fruit, no dude like. That oh cilantro, Though, yeah cilantra
was on the list of possible. Causes, also, raspberries, snowpeas
stuff like.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
That through my raspberries.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Away, YEAH i haven't bought raspberries.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Lately scared now or you know, what you go to
a local farmer's, market, yes, right because they're saying AND
i don't know if it's true or, not you know
what AM i what DO i? Know, yeah but they're
saying that it's the big manufacturers that are really dealing
with this, issue it's not the local, farmers, Right.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Yeah that's always a safer bed to go to the
farmers market for. Sure Dallas county has confirmed and closed
nine cases as of. Yesterday ten cases are under. Investigation
so that's the. Latest. Guys this new survey says more
than half Of americans are posting less on social media these.
Days they also said maintaining their social media presence and

(44:55):
now feels more like work instead of, fun and the
biggest reasons people are kind of pulling back political, arguments doom,
scrolling and concerns about. Privacy, yeah so, YEAH i mean
we have to.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Do it for.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Work of.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
COURSE i don't know THAT i would do it as.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
MUCH i MEAN i like, it BUT.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I think it's you, know you do catch yourself doom.
SCROLLING i think that's the most dangerous. Part, yeah and
you start to get sucked into a world it's not, real,
yes and that's. SURE i try to tell my, Son i'm,
like social media is not, real, Right, like enjoy, it
connections with, people that's, cool but if you start to
judge what you have to other people and you think
they're so, happy it's not real.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Life it's basically everyone's reality, show and we're all producing
our own every, day and we can make it look
like whatever we, want you, know or what we don't.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
Want.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah so whatever you're doing on social, media take a break. Sometimes,
yeah that's good for. You, yeah, definitely healthy. GUYS i
have some trending food news for. You Olive garden is
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done this since twenty. Nineteen so we did look up
the fine. Print so we're going to go over, that
but here's what they're. Giving ten thousand customers will get unlimited,

(46:05):
pasta super, salad and breadsticks for thirteen. Weeks the pass
costs one hundred. Dollars. Wow they go on Sell thursday
at one o'clock and they typically sell out in a
matter of.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Minutes oh, yeah they're. SAYING i already went to the
website Because i'm, like this is such a good. Deal,
yeah one hundred dollars and you can eat any time
you want for thirteen.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Weeks.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
YEAH i was skeptical at. FIRST i was, like are
they going to fine print you to one per week or?

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Whatever but, no it says anytime you won that thirteen
weeks from WHAT i, saw and that's a lot of
food if you took advantage of. It, yeah way more
than you, know one hundred. Dollars but the problem is
it's the ten thousand goes so. Quick, yeah you're, saying
once you get, on you have to complete your transaction
in eight.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Seconds eight.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Seconds, yeah it's worse than mine In Saint tickets back
in the, day it was.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Awful you did Not oh, yeah were you outside?

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Mine, yeah it's better that way BECAUSE i Know i'm
the second person in. Line i'm getting the. TICKETS i,
mean bring that.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Back, yeah don't even get me started on, that BECAUSE
i love if you're a true passionate, fan you're outside
Of foley's like we were back.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
Then.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Day, YEAH i was. OUTSIDE i met one of my best, Friends.
Jennifer she was the first person. LINE i was the
second person in.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Line there were scalpers back, then.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Though, yes you want to beat the.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Scalpers you gotta beat the scalpers because they wouldn't stay all,
night but they would go up and buy some of them. Would,
yeah they'd buy like ten thousand dollars worth of. Tickets,
right but you weren't Beating, Cannaslowpez.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Like, NO i got my seventy five dollars right.

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two nine on. That, okay now this hot, Take i'm
curious what you think about this because there's a new
trend going around with Gen z and they're throwing. Parties

(48:08):
but the parties they're throwing are interesting because it's not
a gender reveal. Party it's not just your typical birthday.
Party they are doing cosmetic. Parties, oh where they're throwing
their cosmetic reveal parties where they're doing a cosmetic, procedure
like a nose job party.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Or a breast augmentation.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Party, okay and they're getting everyone together and then they throw.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
It it's. Theme they have little gift.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Bags, whatnot and then they walk out and they reveal
their nose job, wow or they reveal their procedure there
you know.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
What, yeah it sounds like The Biggest. Loser remember when
they would have the person, yes come back into the
skin removal surgery and all that they. Reveal.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, well people online are debating whether this is cool
or if this is?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Cringe?

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Yeah is?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
It?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
It? LIKE i was watching one girl and she actually
threw a party for her. Sister her sister went with
her best friend To turkey to get nose, jobs because you,
know that's where everybody's going, lately To turkey to get everything.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Done everyone's going To. Turkey, yeah, yeah what's going on?
THERE i mean it's, cheap.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Oh, yeah and it's.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
GOOD i, GUESS i don't. Know but people are getting
everything done In. Turkey they're, going, LITERALLY i know someone
who went there to get a hair transplant eenveneers all
at once in a vacation and a vacation, no no
vacation unless you're staying there for a long. Time it's
because you know you're doing all that and you get
back on the plane and you're just like a.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Zombie.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Wow, yeah but they're going getting it done and coming
back because you can get it done for.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Cheap AND i, MEAN i, GUESS i don't, know that's
what it.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
IS i, mean it's weird to have a cake for
a nose, job BUT i love, cakes.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Right that's a waste of.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
TIME i love the girls who are extra like.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
This this used to stuff like this used to annoy.
Me But i'm at the point of my life where
if you want to have a cosmetic procedure to make
yourself feel, better and you want.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
To throw a, party, yeah do it all?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Right Care, yeah if you want to make the chocolate
noses from the nose mold like this one girl. Did
she didn't give them, out yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Chocolate, Yeah it's, like, man look at, Me look at
WHAT i. DID i just it feels like you just
rub it into my? Face what?

Speaker 5 (50:23):
IF i mean JUST i see where that could Really, yeah.

Speaker 8 (50:26):
Inviting everybody just to celebrate you. Cringe just just come
out and just go get it done and that's. It
you don't have to throw no, big big old party for.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
IT i, mean girls like throwing parties, though so to,
me it's, like if you want to, come if people
are willing to, come.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Cool revealing, parties so DO.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I i don't know if i'd go to, one But
i'm not mad that you're having.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
IT i would go for.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
SURE i, mean if there's an open, BAR i. MIGHT i,
Mean i'm thinking about having A bbl party WHEN i get.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Mine oh, god you throw me A bbl party for.
Sure look who's backing that thing? Up? Yeah and THEN
i walk. Out it's, like, yeah you're gonna introduce me
and everything.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Yeah they're party plates.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
For that here right. Tom and then it's just, like really's.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Bbl, Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I'm gonna just come. Out i'm not even. Fair i'm
coming out. Backwards i'm backing out just like. This i'm
gonna go, here you, go everybody gather.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
AROUND i might give away fake booties, Whatever, yeah thank.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You See i'm excited.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Now about chocolate.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Booties, yeah give away some chocolate. Booties yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Whatever this go had a cake to, said who knows
who it?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
IS i, mean IF i go to some of these
gender revealed, party why WOULDN'T i go to?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
This?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah for.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
SURE i MEAN i guess it's a way of making
it more, casual you, know because some people everybody's talking
that you get. It it's better to just be, like
LOOK i got it. Done here it is pop.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Out that's what they're. Saying they're saying that you used
to be like shameful to get this stuff. Done now
they're just embracing. It they're, going this is WHAT i had,
done And i'm here's what's. Happening.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
YEAH i used to, LIKE i used to.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Get annoyed by people who through, birth you, know they
celebrated the birthday for a. Month, yeah, now celebrate your
birthday for a. MONTH i don't care. Anymore celebrate it
for two, months it doesn't. Matter the only thing with
only only PLACE i draw the, line, oh is half. Birthdays,
yeah you don't need a half birthday, now those are
INTEREST i saw somebody the other day celebrating their quarter.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Birthday now that's taking it too.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Far you can't do.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
That so.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
There, Yeah, look if something falls on your half, birthday
like a special concert or, whatever like we could just
throw it into the. Mix but Like i've seen people
with their kids and they celebrate with balloon arches and
do the whole. Thing for a half.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Birthday, kids why you're setting that kid up for. Failure
you can't do.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
That you're not that's a thing for a half. Birthday, yeah,
Why i've never done, that BUT i, know yea.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Sometime why would you do. That i'm not doing. THAT
i want to celebrate all my birthday and that's.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
It, No, YEAH i, mean BUT i don't get. IT
i don't mind. Anymore you want to celebrate your birthday
for a, week can. Celebrate thank.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
YOU i THINK i had four cakes this.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Year you had? Four?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Well, yeah by, ACCIDENT i didn't ask for that.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Accident, well we have, vacation.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Right so the hotel left me one in the, room
and THEN i had one on my birthday at, dinner
and THEN i had. ONE i don't even know where
else has the dinner the next.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Night.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Good, YEAH i should have got A bbl yesterday at
The Aesthetic.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Society, yeah they got some version of.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
That, yeah they do. SOMETHING i don't know what they,
do but they do something where they.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Put something or something at.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
It is it? LIQUID i think MAYBE i wonder if
it'll feel funny WHEN i get, it because my butt
is so flat right.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Now it just it's.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
EMBARRASSING i, mean you've Done brazilian squats or whatever they're.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
CALLED i MEAN i do, squats but it just doesn't
build up back.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
THERE i, LOOK i MEAN i looked at. IT i
try to avoid the mirror WHEN i get out of the.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Shower that's what she got it.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Do the other, DAY i forgot.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
A towel AND i had to do the walk of,
shame you, know like out of the shower to get
the towel and triggers just looking at, it you, know
AND i caught a glimpse of my booty AND i
Thought oh my, God oh, YEAH i need to know
something about. This looked like two, sad pathetic.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Pancakes Who bulgarian split? Squad that's what's excuse? Me, yeah
you can do The bulgarian split? Squad what is?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
That build your? BOOTY i, will, yeah how DO i do?

Speaker 5 (54:14):
It to get? Up i'll show.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
You.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
You'll please Don't candice Slow, pez.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
What is going?

Speaker 5 (54:20):
ON i was just like everyone's sending me this, water
like have you heard about this air wan? Water it's
twelve dollars for a cup of sacred. Water have you seen?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
THIS i did see. This but we don't have airwans,
here do?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
We, no we don't not. YET i hope someday that
they come.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Here is it a fancy grocery?

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Store, yeah it plays fancy.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Grocery that's, RIDICULOUS.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
I, know but it's just so. Pretty this is the
place if you remember that was selling the nineteen dollars
strawberry or whatever back in the.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Day, yeah, no one strawberry nineteen.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Dollars, yeah they're going viral for this sacred. Water it's
like jasmine tea coconut water like botanical.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Extracts so it's twelve dollars for a.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Glass, yeah for a bottle of, IT i.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
GUESS i mean does that really make like when bottle
water like the only bottle water THAT i can taste, Different, Like,
okay this tastes different to me Is. Fiji oh, yeah every.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Other bottle of. Water i'm, like, okay this could be tap.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
WATER i don't, Know, yeah and tastes different for.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Sure probably.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Is and that mineral water tastes different to. Me oh
the mineral, wells, yeah, whenever it's crazy water taste.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Different, yeah maybe because it's from mineral wells and it's like,
real that place is.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Famous don't hate on mineral. Wells, yeah, no not at.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
All you can taste.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
It do you Remember back in the day, though when
people started first buying bottle, water my grandpa.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Used to get so. Angry he'd be, like you idiots
buying bottled. Water it's. Coming it's the same. Thing but
it is interesting to me that what is evion spelled backwards?

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Naive oh my, gosh it is, RIGHT i mean brilliant,
though because we weren't taking water with us everywhere until
they bottle it for, US.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
I, Know But i'll still drink it out of my filtered,
refrigerator turn on the. Tap we grew up drinking hose of.
Water what do we?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Care all, Right i'm not paying twelve.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Bucks What, no let me ask you, this what are
you willing to overpay?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
For?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Oh good coffee any?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Day? Okay?

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Coffee, yeah a good? Latte put some latte?

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Art what are you willing machine to overpay for a
good coffee?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Machine? Okay what are you willing to pay for a
cup of? Coffee how? MUCH i, mean like she don't
want to say because it's. Embarrassing, YEAH i.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Know WELL i was just on dollars In New york and,
no absolutely not twenty. Dollars, no like six. Bucks oh
that's not. Fair latte seven bucks for a Latte?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
STARBUCKS i mean it's, yeah it's pretty Much.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Starbucks Well i've paid, more but in higher.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Costs how much have you?

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Paid probably eight ninety? Five?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Wow, yeah all, right, pooh let me ask you what
are you willing to overpay for a two?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Bush?

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Okay and that WAS i just discovered that recently BECAUSE
i bought this A Sonic.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Gear two, Brush Sonic. Air oh, Yeah Sonic. Care, yeah
he got the t. MOVERSION i, KNOW i got the real.
Thing because it was almost two hundred dollars you.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Spend you spent two hundred dollars on all.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Most and your car don't even? Run what is going?

Speaker 6 (57:19):
ON i got.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Breath the.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
LADIES i can always find a, car so is YOUR
ac though A c is pretty mandatory In. Texas and
his car has been. Overheating i'm, like, pooh we gotta fix.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
This we're not in his car with.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Him, Yeah i'm not in his mouth with.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Him, well, no we're, NOT i, know.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
BUT i gotta talk to. Y'ALL i want my, breath you,
KNOW i want my grilled straight you. KNOW i mean that's,
cool it was.

Speaker 8 (57:41):
Good he's got these different heads you can change. Out
but a tongue scraper's got all that dude brush is.
NICE i MEAN i have, one BUT i spend two
hundred dollars on.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
It you know What i'm willing to overpay. For actually
a few. Things toilet?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Paper oh, yeah you gots want the fanciest toilet?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Paper what kind of? You? Oh i'm getting that? Charm
and how at least four or? Five thank?

Speaker 7 (58:06):
YOU i don't?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Know one?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Ply?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah what are we? Doing that's like school? Paper? Yeah
at least in. Jail it's two. Plash, YEAH i wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
KNOW i, mean, Yeah i'm also Over i'm willing to
overpay for. Fruit, yeah, OKAY i can't find good watermelon. Anymore,
YEAH i, can't AND i won't.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Eat the unseated. ONES i need the Seeded yeah for.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Sure not doing the seedless city thing.

Speaker 7 (58:32):
Anymore.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Yeah, no it's freaky how they.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Make stuf.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Seedless it's weird to me that they make it. Seedless
how do you make it? Seedless?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah you know What i'm. Saying get THE x files music.
Head how do you make a watermelon? Seedless?

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah go down the rabbit. Hole you'll find.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
OUT i want the, seeds all the. Seeds And i'm
willing to overpay for jeans.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Too, okay there, Jeans it'll last two, whiles.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
And shoes, yeah and a. Mattress i'm actually willing to
overpay for a lot of dumb.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Stuffs top stories on The tents with The kid in
The morning.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
Only on the New mix one two point.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
NINE i want people to win free. Groceries, yeah, same
ANDAs what's going?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
On?

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Well today is the Last World cup match At Dallas.
Stadium france And spain will play at two. O'clock it's
also a national holiday In, France Fastial, day so there's
gonna be a lot of watching parties around. Town And
No Bishop arts has a big one that they do every,
Year so perfect timing for that match. Today AND i
love That Arling holland has gone viral. Again he's the

(59:33):
player From norway that everyone's a big fan of. Now
so he was seen carrying this taxidermy raccoon getting off
the plane back at. Home so he bought that raccoon
with his cowboy hat and his boots all From Wild
Bill's Western store In, dallas and that raccoon is now
sold out on their. Website so he's just out here.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Influencing he's, influencing he's. Made he Loves. Texas, yeah we love.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Him the world loves this guy for, sure because there's
something about him that's so.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Interesting, yeah he's just very. Kind he seems like a
good hearted person and like the links that he goes
to to keep his body in shape to be able
to perform the way he does is pretty. Incredible oh,
yeah he.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Like runs up Hill he's not human. Like he runs
up these hills that are just not even like you
could most people couldn't even walk up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
It, yeah he sprints up. It that's how you get a.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Booty he, Is, no that's true the hill. Today, yeah
that would definitely.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Help.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Yeah he's asking for people to help name that raccoon,
Though so if you voted in his, story he's asking Cowboy,
ranger texts and raccoon on. Wheels they're all pretty, Good,
yeah they. Are they are. Guys astronomers say they have
discovered sugar in. Space this is a sugar molecule floating
in a giant cloud of gas and dust near the

(01:00:51):
center of The Milky. Way they're saying this is the
same type of sugar naturally found in raspberries and some
self tanning. Products, really, yeah that's what a wildest weird.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Discovery is this what our science is doing right. Now
we're spending millions on, THIS i mean some of.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
It, yeah but they say it's important because different kinds
of sugars help power living, cells and some are part OF.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Dna so aliens are, Real, well.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Maybe they want to know how they form and Spread
if it's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Sugar there's pooh aliens. Everywhere pooh aliens, everywhere floating.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
In the gas and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Dust, yeah in The Milky. Way, yeah who's floating in
the Milky way right? Now how is? IT i mean
physically he's. Here mentally he's in the Milky.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Way he's in space eating sour patch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Kids my.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Gosh it's basically sugar in the form of gas and
they found it using two radio telescopes In. Spain so
a little science nerds. Stuff but like sugar and, Spaces
WHY i like that kind of STUFFODOS i, think. Guys
we also now have confirmation That taylor And travis may
actually have a dog in their. Life we heard these
rumors a while. Back there was a photo that was

(01:01:57):
allegedly leaked from the wedding and a dog was. There
then SOMEONE i, guess zoomed in on a background Of.
Taylor there was a framed picture where she's she And
travis are together and she's hugging the. Dog, well the
dog was seen making its way Off taylor's private jet
In florida With. Travis the dog is so. Cute this
is like a, big, white fluffy. Dog we don't know

(01:02:18):
a lot of details about, it but we do Know
taylor is obviously a cat, lady so maybe this Was travis's,
dog or maybe they got it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Together you can have.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Both, Yeah, no for, SURE i prefer, dogs BUT i.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
MEAN i like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
DOGS i like cats, too, Though BUT i just don't
know how this dog gets so, lucky like you end
up being the dog That Taylor swift. Adopts, right you, Know,
yeah you're flying on private jets doing whatever you want to, do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Probably not of a gold dog. Bowl how is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
A dog net worth more than?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Mine?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Right so? Sad?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Yeah do you think they hire someone to scoop for?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Them do you Think taylor scoops her own?

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
POOP i mean she, Might she.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Ain't, no she Makes, Travis she Makes traviat do. That
oh my, God, travis go out, there me play. Football,
no you got a scoop poop? Too, yeah, OKAY i
wouldn't complain. That i'd be pooped scooping all, day all,
day every, day all. Day you'd be what poop scooping all?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Day?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Okay say?

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
That?

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Yeah, SURE i can't have those are Your texas? Stories
this is dirty little.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Secret i'm nixed one or two point nine all. Right
any kind of, confession any kind of secret you, have
bring it eight three three seven eight seven one o two.
Nine it doesn't matter what it, is we can keep
it anonymous to non judgment.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Zone you have a, secret what's?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Up oh, Man i'm, Like i'm embarrassed even tell the
story honestly because it sounds so unbelievably stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Now but a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Couple of years, AGO i completely ruined a trip To
vegas by trying to be a hero WHILE i was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Drunk oh, yeah drunk. HERO i love.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
That WHEN i heard, DRUNK i, said, okay, yeah what
do you, mean a drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Hero all?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Right so me and a few bodies were headed to
like To vegas for a guy's, weekend, Right and we
got to the airport, early and we started having drinks
and and it just turned into like way more than just.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
A couple, drinks you know WHAT i. Mean.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Yeah so by the time we.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Were, boarding like as it happens right on our way To,
vegas like as you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Should Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
So but by the time we were, boarding LIKE i,
WAS i was feeling feeling pretty, good you know WHAT i.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
MEAN i was feeling myself like, real real. Good so
one of our.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Friends we didn't think was gonna make, it he.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Was he didn't make.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
It he wasn't there, early he wasn't drinking he was running,
late and we were, thinking, like he's probably gonna miss the.
Flight at this, point you, know they started. Boarding so
my alcohol fueled brain decided to, Say i've got, this
and without thinking it through for even two, SECONDS i
decided to fake having a. Seizure whoa. YEAH i was,

(01:04:56):
like IF i do, this they will stop the plane
and it will buy him some time to get.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
There.

Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
Right oh my, God so you, wait you fake having a?

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Seizure how did it go? Down you're, like first.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Of, all that's that has got to be an alcohol fueled, decision.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Having a SEA i didn't say there was a lot of,
yeah there's not a lot of thinking. Involved it was
just kind of a. Yeah And i'd, like you, asked how.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Did it go?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Down, well it was me going down immediately and it
was not. Good and everybody else came down, Too like
it worked really, well but not the way i'd.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Planned people bought.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
It so here you, are you're doing your.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Thing you're faking a, seizure thinking this is going to
stall the plane from.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Leaving so What, oh my buddy's gonna make it And
i'll be Like i'll be, fine you know?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
What? What so what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Happens everybody both believed what was, happening except for my,
friends but they were smart enough not to get. Involved
they were just standing there kind of. Watching everybody else bought.
It within, second flight attendant swarmed. Me you, know people
were freaking. Out the people at the check in desk.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Called paramedics and and like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
They got you, know it was STILL i figured like
once everyone showed, UP i just kind of snap out
of it and be, like, OH i feel, fine and
then it would be okay to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Fly apparently that's not how it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Works yea.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
THING i wouldn't expect you to be okay and continue
on if you just BUT i don't know how it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
WORKS i don't, KNOW i don't. Know you're.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Right, YEAH i was, like, OH i just have.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Seizures it's, Fine i'm.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Fine but the so paramedics got there and they got
close and they could smell the alcohol in my.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Breath they told the captain and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
He decided that he wasn't comfortable letting me stay on the.
FLIGHT i don't know if he thought something was, up
but either, way he was, like this drunk seizure guy
is not coming on the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Flight so the plane took off without.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Me, oh AND i couldn't, like, yeah AND i couldn't
admit THAT i was faking the seizure at this point
BECAUSE i was, LIKE i can get a lot more.
Trouble at least my drunk brain said.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
That to. Me it was, like tell, them you're faking.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
It SO i had, to you, know go to the
take a ride to the, hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Go through the whole. Thing oh, Yeah and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
The best part is the plane still left before my
friend even made.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
It to the, gates so you didn't even get he
didn't even get on the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Plane we both didn't get to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Go, yeah oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
God came from the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Hospital, yeah and where do you? You so you actually
had to go to the. Hospital they're taking the hospital
to check you out and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Yeah but you, know LIKE i just kind of played a.
Lot ONCE i was at the, HOSPITAL i was, like,
NO i feel, fine and then you, know they. Left
they let me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Go everybody on that plane thought they witnessed like an
actual emergency except for my.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Friends, there my, god what? What first of, all you're
kind of a good, friend, like, yeah a friend that
would fake.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
A, Season so take one for the. TEAM i don't
miss a flight Because i'll tell you what a poo.
Producer poo's on his way to the flight and he's.
LATE i am not faking. Anything oh my go too.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Bad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
He's. Late he's, late but oh, WELL i mean.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Learn, yeah it was definitely one of the dumber. Things
BUT i appreciate you guys validating LIKE i was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Trying to be a good. Friend my heart was in
the right, PLACE i.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Felt and there's so many people telling that, story like
this guy had a seizure.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
And it was crazy freaking.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Out your, friends like our idiot missed an entire. Trip
our idiot friend missed an entire. Trip oh that's a
fun story you got to. TELL i don't know if
it's worth, it but either, way, well thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Sir and you have a good. Day we appreciate you calling.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Time. YEAH i did mess up a flight one time,
though BECAUSE i wanted to get off the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
FLIGHT i had a weird.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
FEELING i wanted to get off the plane immediately because
the weather was bad AND i thought they were going
to delay it and they, didn't AND i wouldn't GET
i SAID i got to get, off and they were like,
What i'm, LIKE i have to get off the. PLANE
i got off there, like, well we have to wait
then and get your bags, off And i'm, like do
whatever you have to. DO i can't get on this.
Flight AND i felt bad BECAUSE i was delaying the. Flight,
yeah but it was snowing so. Bad we were In New.

(01:09:15):
York it was snowing so bad that planes couldn't. Land
but you mean to tell me we could take?

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Off oh. Wow i'm like, NO i don't feel comfortable doing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
THAT i gotta. Go they were, mad AND i Called,
poo who was In New york at the time. Too,
yeah we're driving wherever we gotta. Go yeah he.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Was he was cuddled up with some. Girl, YEAH i
was some girl he was talking. To AND i, said
you got to meet me at budget rent a.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
CAR i didn't ask no. QUESTIONS i just showed. Up
Can he, was what a good? Friend, yeah it's like
how much AM i getting?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Paid? Though two point?

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Nine we're about to get out of. Here it's feeling
a kid candas slow pans. Producer, poo don't forget we're
giving away free groceries all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Day we'll do it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Again it's a five hundred dollars jackpot right. Now because
someone didn't, Answer you've got to. Answer you gotta answer
also by SAYING i want my mix one or two point.
Nine so you got time to sign up either, way
get an iHeartRadio, app pull up Mix mix one or
two point, nine hit that talkback mic and say THAT
i want my mix one or two point. Nine it's
a good little. Practice that, way you get, ready you'll

(01:10:16):
be signed. Up and then at four, O'clock zan's calling.
Somebody hopefully somebody's gonna win five hundred. Bucks if, Not
Jack patch just gets hire free groceries all, Week so
listen and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Win, candice what you got going on?

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
TODAY i Think i'm having a drawing. Competition we had
a long day. YESTERDAY i don't give it home till five,
o'clock and SO i just had so much to. DO
i played a bit with my son hot wheels and,
stuff but he wanted to have a drawing. Competition we
just didn't get to it till hopefully. Today that's that's,
yeah he LOVES.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I what a great, time and that age is so. Fun, still,
yeah my son's a.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Camp but at FIFTEEN i was, like imagine IF i got,
HOME i was, again you won't have a drawing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Competition you're Going, yeah, No, dad no.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Thing i'm enjoying it as long AS i.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Can it's the best enjoying. That, pooh what are you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Doing because this time, Yesterday, pooh you AND i were
at The Ecthetic society just enjoying our, lives getting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Pampered, right we got.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
All, facials we're GLOWING Iv and, today now what auto?

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
PARTS i gotta go try to get my car in?
Order are you fixing your own?

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Car?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah, well Now i'm not fixing somebody. Else IS i
got a hook? Up somebody's uncle knows how, To so
you're going to buy the.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Parts, yeah and then you're going to take it to
your friend's uncle who's got a he knows what he's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Doing, yeah he knows what he's. Doing does he have
a sig hanging off his? Bottom lin? Exactly and he's missing?

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
It, well, no he's not missing a tooth right, there
it's right up in the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Front he's got a Gold oh.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Good anybody who got a sig like A newport short
hanging on the bottom?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Lisp okay it to. Him i'll tell you what you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Know we did do that and it just flaps of
it down and you just don't understand the word we're,
SAYING i just.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Go, okay you give me a call when you get
over there to auto loan, nephew if you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Can't understand the mechanic and that's got a sig hanging
off this bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Lip yeah he's. Trustworthy yeah he. Is i'm taking my
car and he's going to fix.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Everything, yeah he's.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Gonna get your life. Together he just Said rob's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Around before he drops, around just drop the car off
and give it to him and tell me when to be,
back And i'll be back with my. Money, Okay, well
good luckuse you need some may, See YEAH i, do
and we need it, too because the combination of no
water at his apartment and No ain's seeing his.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Car musty mondays It's.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Tuesday oh, yeah oh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Yeah it Is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Tuesday WELL i don't know Toxic. Tuesdays we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Tomorrow have a good. Day, bye

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