March 2, 2026 • 63 mins
“How far would you go for your best friend?”
That’s the question that sets the tone for today’s unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, where things go from hilarious… to messy… to jaw‑dropping in record time. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh kick off the show with wild weekend recaps — a Lyft‑driver‑turned-groom love story that has everyone tearing up, a questionable chili cook‑off, and a little country, Gaga, and Koe Wetzel sprinkled in. From there, the crew dives into everything from weird pregnancy brain confessions to workplace annoyances (yes, Candice’s singing is officially on trial). But the moment that takes the show to a whole new level?
A Dirty Little Secret caller who admits she went on a full-on fake date with her friend’s coworker — just to spy on his salary after he unfairly got promoted over her bestie. The twist?
He’s now a stage‑five clinger…
…and she has a boyfriend who has no idea.
The show heats up with pregnancy brain confessions, where listeners admit the wild, hilarious, and totally unexplainable things they did while expecting. From crying over trees to pocket‑butter incidents, the stories have the whole room cracking up. Then it’s time for Candice Court, where a listener asks whether she should confront a coworker who sings loudly — and terribly — all day long. The verdict? Let’s just say Judge Candice does not hold back. The team also dives into Texas Top Stories, food fatigue (why exhaustion is now the #1 reason everyone is choosing fast casual dinners), and whether celebrities are aging normally or being unfairly accused of being “clones.”
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That’s the question that sets the tone for today’s unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, where things go from hilarious… to messy… to jaw‑dropping in record time. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh kick off the show with wild weekend recaps — a Lyft‑driver‑turned-groom love story that has everyone tearing up, a questionable chili cook‑off, and a little country, Gaga, and Koe Wetzel sprinkled in. From there, the crew dives into everything from weird pregnancy brain confessions to workplace annoyances (yes, Candice’s singing is officially on trial). But the moment that takes the show to a whole new level?
A Dirty Little Secret caller who admits she went on a full-on fake date with her friend’s coworker — just to spy on his salary after he unfairly got promoted over her bestie. The twist?
He’s now a stage‑five clinger…
…and she has a boyfriend who has no idea.
The show heats up with pregnancy brain confessions, where listeners admit the wild, hilarious, and totally unexplainable things they did while expecting. From crying over trees to pocket‑butter incidents, the stories have the whole room cracking up. Then it’s time for Candice Court, where a listener asks whether she should confront a coworker who sings loudly — and terribly — all day long. The verdict? Let’s just say Judge Candice does not hold back. The team also dives into Texas Top Stories, food fatigue (why exhaustion is now the #1 reason everyone is choosing fast casual dinners), and whether celebrities are aging normally or being unfairly accused of being “clones.”
If you loved today’s episode, don’t forget to:
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⭐ Leave a review — it helps more listeners find the show
⭐ Share this episode with the friend who definitely would’ve gone on that fake date
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
DFW.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's time to welcome Welcome the Cell, the Kill Billy
the Kid in the Morning, starring the one and only
Candae Lopez and producer Pooh. Really the Kid in the Morning,
the Incredible live and logo Billy's a Kid in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We're going.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're going Monday, Monday, Monday, my day.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I was running little bit late. Sorry, I don't know
what happened. Good morning, it's barely the Kid, CANDACEE. Lopez
is here, Producer poo is here. I thought I had
time to go to the bathroom and I didn't.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah, well it happens, trust me, I know.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Yeah, I had a tinkle.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Sorry, Glad you handled your business.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Because Candace has me on my my health journey now.
So in the morning, she always told me to drink water.
Drink water right away when you wake up, to get
things going. It's going to kick off your metabolism. It's
going to do everything just perfect. Yes, well, now I
got a.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Pee all the time. It's a lot. Welcome to my life,
Welcome to your Canislopez. Good morning. How was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It was good.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Remember we went to that wedding. Eric's cousin got married
and it was like so beautiful. It was like fairly
small wedding. But the best part was, like the vows
absolutely did not write them with AI. So Eric's cousin
met his now wife when he was a lyft driver
in Lubbock.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
So are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yes, the best story ever, you know. So he's doing
his vowels or whatever, and I had forgotten that that's
how they met. For a short period of time. He's
in a scream o like metal band real and they tour. Yeah,
but he was a lyft driver at the time, and he,
you know, said, my job that day when I met
you was to get you where you were going. And
at the end of his vows, he says, and today,
(01:44):
six years later, I vowed to continue to help you
to get wherever you want to go in life. And
the tears, the tears just came down, and like it
was just like so perfect, like they just like have
such a good like relationship and sense of humor, and
like we all just were bawling looking on. I didn't
(02:04):
plan to to cry at this wedding, you know. And
then my son, you know, Enzo was next to me.
He's seven, and first time in a suit, first time
at a wedding and just it's so gross. He was,
Oh yeah, I'm crying looking at him, and it was
just like a whole a whole scene.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Good.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
But yeah, they're.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
About romantic and sweet and just you gotta love love. Yeah,
I hate it, but you love it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I do. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
It was so good. So you never know your fun
when you will find love and a lift?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
No, you know what, what a sweet story. Why can't
that happen to poo? And it won't. Why can't that
happen to poo?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
And well, you know, start driving for a lift?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I mean maybe I'll have to, But what sweet? You
hear these love stories all the time. Yeah, and I'm like, well,
what happened over here?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
What happened? I'm over here? Like that is very sweet?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Great weekend, well, goods.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I had a good weekend too. It was good.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I spent most of my time in Fort Worth, so oh.
I got signed to Meghan in Springtown. Meghan in Springtown.
We went to Lady Gaga pooh and I did a
little monster mandate and she was out there. There was
a lot of people out there we met, but I
promised her I was gonna say hi. So that was
fun and then I went to co Wetzel's ride room
and it was co Wetzel Day and he performed.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
And hung out there and it was a good time.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Sorry.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I basically got my country on Cannis real. Yeah it
was good.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Poo.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
What about you besides your mandate with me?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Before that, I went to go judge a chili cook off?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
What was Why didn't you tell us?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:39):
They hit me up and I actually forgot about it,
and then Rachel she messaged me. She was like, hey,
you're gonna steal judge the chili cook off and I
was like, oh yeah. So I went to Grapevine for
Dream Fund, a charity organization, and judge chilie And let
me tell you, I appreciate this is chili.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I saw your message and I was like, what is that?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
And you appreciate your chilling?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Whoo.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There's some chili out there? Yeah, a whole lot better.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
There was some that this one lady she just it
was just turkey ground beef and like onions and all
these healthy things.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
And I was like, that sounds good, that sounds good. No,
all these healthy things onions and no.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
There was a judge next to me.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know how you have to cleanse your palate. She
was taking a shot of tequila every time. Chili.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That's not so bad about it.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Let me see there's some that was some runny, runny chili.
It was souper chili like it was just it was bad.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Was there any good chili?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
There was one good chili, one good chili out of
all thirteen.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Was it from Wendy's. No, it wasn't from Wendy's.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
But I'm telling you next year I want Candae to enter. Okay, yeah,
start it will help her out. Yeah, you'm telling you
you'll help her out?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
What is that supposed to be? Me and you will
will all want to help her out.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Did any of the chili have beans though?
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Poo uh No, no, no chili had beans, and its
specifically say it on the rules no beans, No, no
beans at all.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
There was a big old sign said and you want
and you want Canna Stanner. There's thirteen different kinds of
beans and chili.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think she could come through. I think she could
compete on the chill.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
All the rules. I can take out the beans still
be really good.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
The chili I take, if you take out the beans
will be nothing. In your chili.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
They'll be the meat. Any pound to meet there?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
A pound, yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Just a pound.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I'm not making it for five to ten people. I'm
making it.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Let's check it.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Out right now.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Okay's stories with Billy the Kid in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Mix one two.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
By the way, Cannon, is I like your chilli?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Thank you for a long time.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And now all of a sudden he's telling you enter
our competition. Yeah, I support you now, like I see
what you're doing.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Okay, yeah, thank you. Get out of here. What's going
on in our world?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Very spring like start to the work week, guys. We're
gonna have some clouds today but a high around seventy five,
but overall warm this week. Rain chances start though, thunderstorm
uh in the forecast starting later this week Wednesday, then
for next week the whole week rain guys.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Are you prepared for that?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
So starting Wednesday? But every day it's like thunderstorms, thunderstorms, thunderstorm.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
You know you're getting on when I look at the
forecast of my well.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Good, we need it, Yeah, we do.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
We need this long needs it for sure.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We do.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I mean no, we do.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I'm not saying anything bad. I'm just saying, we're guys.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Get ready, guys, traffic, we should talk about a multi
mile backup on northbound I thirty five east past Inwood
near Commonwealth. This accident happened around twelve forty five this morning.
A police officer was headed home on his department motorcycle
when he was struck right there at Inwood Road. That
driver left the scene. The officer was able to get
(07:09):
off of the roadway, but then his motorcycle was hit
by another car. So if you're experiencing some traffic in
that area, this is why. Thankfully that officer wasn't hit.
He was transported to the hospital. He's expected to fully recover.
But police did later find an abandoned vehicle near Empire
Center that appeared to be the one involved in this.
(07:29):
But it just caused a traffic nightmare in the area.
So just a heads up, yeah, I thirty five at
Inwood this morning. NBC says they will take a hard
look at Pink while she guest hosts The Kelly Clarkson
Show this week. They'll be considering her to replace Kelly
when that show ends later this year. A source is
saying Pink has what it takes. She's natural, friendly, super
(07:50):
nice and easy to work with. And I'm also hearing
that she's actually already moved from California to New York
City where that show is taped. So interesting. Can you
imagine Pink doing a daytime talk show.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I can't imagine that. Actually, yeah, it seems like it
would be normally, she's gonna do it flying.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Around in the air.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Every guest, and every guest is just she does every
concert just swinging in the air.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
But I think she'd be great.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, I think so too. She's really come out of
her shell. Like back in the day, I felt like
she kind of seemed like a really introverted person and
she'd just go out on stage and perform. But yeah, well,
it'll be fun to watch her take over that show
this week, just to see what kind of skills she
has for TV.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I kind of like the idea of like just rotating
celebrity guests to do it. Yeah, you know, our host,
celebrity host, just to have a new host do it
every month.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, that would be interesting. I mean, that's kind of
what they did when Kelly was gone, just kind of
replace her with, you know, different people, And it seemed
like it worked. But people love Kelly for the performance too.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
You know, it's not.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Everyone can you know, accomplish Pink could? Could she you know,
take over and Jue do it a performance every day
like Kelly? Sure.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah, she's got a ton of good songs too.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
For sure. I'll keep you posted on that. We have
made it to March. Guys, here's some things to look
forward to or maybe dread daylight saving time. You mentioned
that starting Sunday we'll spring forward, so you'll lose an
hour of sleep, but it's good it won't get dark
so early.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I don't care about the sleep. I'd rather lose an
hour sleep and have it light later later. Yes, that way,
I feel like, I don't know. It is hard to
fall asleep though, in the summer, when we go to
bed so early and it's still light at like eleven PM,
it feels like really hard.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, because everyone starts to mow their lawn right when
I go to bed. In the summer, it's like, wait
a minute, they do.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
But I'm just looking forward to it. I'm just excited
for spring.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, lots coming up. March Madness. Major League Baseball, The
Oscars March fifteenth International Women's Day, Saint Patti's in spring break,
so we have a ton to look forward to this month. Guys,
I'm Kanda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Okay, let's do it now, reeal or fake news. I'm
gonna give you three headlines. You gotta tell me which
one is fake. Just a fun way to talk about
ridiculous stories. Headline number one ten year old boy, Sue's
father for spending his savings. Oh always, Sue's father for
spending his savings. Headline umber two. Family accidentally opens a
(10:06):
package meant for neighbor containing twenty live baby tarantulas.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh oh no oh.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Family accidentally opens a package meant for neighbor containing twenty
live baby tarantulas. Headlinember three. New wellness trend seasoning your
kids with salt? What new wellness trend? Seasoning your kids
with salt? That is headline number three. Cannis, you want
to go first? There are three headlines. You gotta tell
(10:35):
me which one is the fake story? You want to go, Cannis,
So you want to pass it to Pooh?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, I'll go first. Yeah, lock me in for that
second story. The tarantula is.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Okay, second story. Angela's story. Yeah, let me lock that in.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
You think that's the fake story? Oh yeah, producer poo,
which one do you think is fake?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Lock me in for the last story?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Seasoning?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
God, you don't think anyone's out here seasoning their kids
with salt.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Little Paprika, little Lowry's locked me.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Let me lock that in.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It is officially locked in. And the winner today is
Candice slow Pez. Why am I even surprised? Whatever thinks
every single day. Congratulations Candicelowpez. All right, you did and
it worked. Let's go over these stories that are real, though,
(11:26):
because some of them are just weird. Ten year old
boy Sue's father for spending his savings is a real story.
Some boy in China took his own father to court
because the I mean he saved his savings up that
he saved. Yeah, he said, I'm gonna spend this guy said,
and the judge ruled in the child's favor.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Good.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So the boy had been saving money from lunar New Year,
and I guess just waiting to get some kind of
gift or something that he wanted or just to have it,
it doesn't really matter, I guess. And his father was
depositing it on his behalf. Long story short, Mom and
dad get a divorce. Dad leaves and up going with
another woman, spends the money on his wedding.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
No to the new woman.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
To the new woman, Wow, it would be equivalent to
eleven thousand American dollars.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
That kid's saving that buch eleven grand yeap at ten
years old. It's ten years old.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
So he asked for the money back, but the father
said no, I will pay you back, but now right now?
And yeah, well we know who's suing. The boy wasn't suing.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, Mom is like, hey mom, there on behalf of him.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Either way.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
The court ruled that it legally belonged to the child,
the father had no right to spend it. The father
was ordered to repay all the money plus interest, total
in about twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Can wow, dad, of you right there?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, I just got.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Hey, I'll borrow this from you so I can go
marry this new woman. Yeah, don't worry about it. Son,
I got you back. I'll pay you back. Don't worry,
all right. Next story, a wellness trend. It's taken over
social media. It's gaining a little traction. It's called halo therapy.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Halo therapy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, it's a form of alternative medicine involving salt. There's
no real science backing it up yet, they say, But
that won't stop people from doing it on their own
and just seeing what happens. Right, One particular TikTok account
is going viral. It's a mom who boasts about salting
her kids. What She basically has an entire indoor playroom
(13:22):
covered in salt from wall to wall, like it's snow
or a sandbox.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
What do you mean, Oh, well, like the salt rooms.
You know, you go in the salt room.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yeah, like that. This is their playroom. What kind of
white people?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
What I mean, it's probably good for them.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, the kids are jumping in it, they're playing in it. Online.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's gone viral because I guess it looks crazy because
there's salt all over the place, okay, while they're playing.
And I guess this is a way to boost your
immune system. Some people think by breathing the salt.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
But not eating it.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Okay, Yeah, it's like it helps allergies and inflammation. Yeah,
I remember that lady. We had someone invite us out
to her salt therapy room where hills.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yes, oh yes, yeah, we need to go. We never went.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
But just salt everywhere like that is different.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I think just salt everywhere in the playroom. And people
are starting to do this, just salt everywhere. It's called
halo therapy. I've never heard of this in my life.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
But would you do this, Candas, Yeah, for sure if
that helps their allergies.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
We know you don't season anything. Good Morning, Billy the Kid.
Candice Lompez is here, Producer poo is here. I'm laughing
because when I saw this threat on Reddit. Oh, it's
just so funny the things some of you ladies do
when you're pregnant. And I'm not saying it's bad, but
pregnancy brain is a real thing. Oh yeah, And I
mean I have a son.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
I remember when you know his mom was prego.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I would have to go on the craziest snack runs ever,
the most ridiculous things, and you do it and you
shut up, right. But some of the things that they
were talking about, it is funny because you know, I
love a good list, especially when it's hysterical like this.
Things ridiculous things that women have done while they were pregnant.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
They're admitting this. Okay, make it clear, I'm not calling
it ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I don't think anything you late limits when you're pregnant.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. And you'll have to
tell me what you did, because I know something you didn't.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
You told me one time. Yeah, but this one cracked
me up.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
This girl said I literally kicked my husband out of
the house, locked the doors, and threatened divorce when he
ate the last piece of pie.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I do not do that.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I mean, don't do that if we're not pregnant. Are
you the last piece of pie?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Well that's the funny part is she didn't even say
she wanted it necessarily, she should have automatically.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
No, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Next one, I cried like a baby for hours over
a tree that had to get cut down in our yard.
It was huge and beautiful, but apparently it was dead,
so we had to get rid of it. But how awful.
I still think about it and want to tear up.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
So hard. You're going to give life and they're just
taking that life in the tree. You see why she
was sad.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Next one, and.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
If you got one, you can you can always DM
me at Billy on the radio. At Billy on the radio.
I discovered that my pocket was full of butter. Not
sure what happened, but I was cooking and I must
have put the butter in my pocket instead of the fridge.
I have no other explanation, but I had butter everywhere.
But I'm not even pregnant. I've done stuff like that before.
(16:18):
My car keys in the fridge one time, I couldn't
find them, and I'm like, that's just my add.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Okay, this woman said. The cleaning frenzy was so real.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I cleaned every edge and border of the power outlets
with a cotton swab and alcohol. No, to this day,
I do not have any idea what possessed me to
do that.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
You know what I was.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I was a freak about trying to make sure that
everything was safe and secure. Still to this day, I'll
walk around my house and I don't know why. As
a first time dad back in the day, I thought
that you know the doorstoppers on the back of your
I took every one of them in the house. You
did as I was convinced my son was gonna crawl
around and eat one, wow like and grab it take
(17:05):
it off like, choke on it.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Oh, do you send the plastic things in your electric
outlets some of them?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yes, And my son's turning fifteen next week. That's for
me just in case. Yeah, we Candice did something. You
had weird craving.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
So I did mostly for healthy stuff, but because I
would drink green smoothies every day. But I definitely door
to ash some donuts one time.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
I don't even think that that's that crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I think in the night. That was when Twitter was
a big thing, and I tweeted it out and then
one of our friends actually showed up with donuts too.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, yes, thank you.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Okay, that's a good one. Door dash donuts. I think
I would do that sober though, right, sober and not pregnant.
I woke up a morning to find my car keys.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Oh see. I woke up in the morning found my
car keys and sunglasses in the freezer.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh oh see.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
I did the same thing. She said.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Okay, people aren't scrubbed every possible looking cranny with the
toothbrush in my house?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
What about this? I threat this a good one. I threatened.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I was leaving and going to sleep at a hotel
near my office for the rest of my pregnancy because
my husband loudly jingled his belt buckle while getting dressed
that morning, the one morning I could sleep in, he
woke me up with his belt buckle.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Oh tear him.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Against Texas Tough stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
In the morning only on the New Mix one two
point nine.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Early on a Monday morning, Canislopez?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
What's going on while the city of Austin is grieving
the loss of two people who were killed and fourteen
others that were wounded after a gunman opened fire in
Austin Sixth Street area early Sunday morning. Police arrived within
fifty seven seconds of the first emergency calls and were
able to take that suspect out at the scene. The
Texas National Guard has been deployed, and while they still
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don't have a motive, the FBI is investigating this for
potential ties to terrorism. I know patrols have been increased
across that area as well as the University of Texas campus.
But just an awful weekend down in Austin.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
That just breaks my heart. That city is It means
a lot to me. I love the Austin, I love
the people. There are so many good memories and times
and just the fact that you have to be scared
when you're trying to enjoy yourself and it happens on
West six when everybody thinks East sixth Street is the Guild,
bad bad area. So the cops are all focused down there.
Thankfully did the phenomenal job to get there and probably
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save a lot of lives. Absolutely, it's just so I
just hate this world we're in right now. Yeah, when
you're scared, you're just scared of like what, we don't
even know when to be scared or.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
It just you just never know.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Yeah, I was actually in that area this weekend for
a wedding. I had no idea this was going on.
You know, we're trying to just move around Austin normally
and then you find out this happened, and yeah, it's
just a sinking feeling in your stomach, you know. So
we're definitely thinking of everyone down there today. You mentioned
this a minute ago. Warm and cloudy start for the
week before rain starts to move in by Wednesday. We
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do have pretty decent chance is for severe thunderstorms for
the second half of the week. It's sixty two degrees
right now, and this new report says the biggest motivator
for fast casual dining. Can you believe they put this
in a report exhaustion?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, oh, that's the reason I would go to a
fast casual dining. Yes, what's fast casual?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Well, I think that's just a better way to say
fast food places.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
We do take out, So I think fast casual to
me is like Chili's.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Okay, yeah, I'm got too. I think that counts as well.
I think it's basically us taking doing takeout orders for
the most part, or swinging through places like that. But
their data says that forty percent of these trips happened
because of simple fatigue. And I'm pretty sure any mom
right now was like, duh, We're so tired of thinking
of what to eat for dinner every night. But they say,
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you know, fast food isn't chosen for adventure, it's chosen
for relief. People are just too tired to cook at
home and struggle with figuring out what to cook for dinner.
But people's top choices for when they are too tired
cook they found were five guys and raising canes.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Five guys. Yeah, five guys is expensive.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
It is expensive.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I'm like thinking, if you're like out with your family.
I mean, I like it. It's good, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
But yeah, I mean everything's expensive nowadays, no, one hundred percent.
But they also said for picking up dinner on the
way home, people were most likely to grab raising canes
or The top choice for affordability, yet filling meals was
Panda Express.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I love too.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
That is our go to express is good. You know
what my go to man meal is though, like you
go to man meal. It's just such an easy thing
to make, and my son and I eat it all
the time. If you want to make something at home,
and everybody thinks, what else do you make? Just ground
beef rice?
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Okay, okay, that's it. That's that's it.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
No nothing else, okay, just you cook the ground beef,
you cook the rice, you put it together.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
They call it man kibble.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
You don't, luckily or anything.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Broccoli. What's going on there?
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Well, yeah, I mean that's such a good additive to.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
The meat, and right, I'm sure it would be if
I had time to cook it.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
But that seems complicated, so easy, no, I mean I
do it sometimes in the frozen bag.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Okay, but well, that's good.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
You're trying to complicate my man kibble.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Well, I've started doing like the ground beef with Enzo's
macaroni and cheese because I just need him to get
more protein. So it's like a better version of Hamburger Helper.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
That sounds good. Yeah, So that you make the maca
cheese and nep with the ground beef in there.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, just mix it up and then I give him
as broccoli on the side.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Oh that's good. I know I like broccoli, don't get
me wrong. Yeah, But okay, Cannas.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
There you go, man, mil alternative. I got for you
real quick, guys. Harry Stalles drops his new album Friday.
He performed at the Brits over the weekend, where fans
were noticing a bunch of promo ads for the album
that also had the Netflix logo on them. While nothing
has been confirmed, people think he could be teasing an
album documentary for Netflix, so I'll definitely keep you posted
on that. I'm Canna slope as. Those are your Texas
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top stories.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Get it off your chest to comments you'll feel better.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret, A.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Mixed one on two point nine.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Good Morning, It's Bailey the Kid, Candice low Past producer
Poo this Monday and is Monday. And oh yeah it's
very it's very Monday. Eating outside it looks like a Monday. Yeah,
it's supposed to be sunny a little bit later on
hopefully high a round eighty. All right, good morning, So
here we go, dirty little secret. If you got one,
eight three three seven eight seven one o two nine,
it doesn't matter what it is, just confess, get it
off your chest, tell us what's going on, big secret,
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little secret?
Speaker 6 (23:29):
And you got one.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Okay, So I'm about to sound completely insane. I'm gonna
put it out there.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Good.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I love insane, but but my bestie is my bestie,
and I'm always gonna like do what's best for my bestie. Right. So,
she got passed up for a promotion at work. And
this girl slays every day. She outperforms everybody, including this
one random guy in her department, and somehow she got
passed up for promotion.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
And he got the perform.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I don't like that.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
I know, like we already had our place picked out
for like a celebratory brunch and everything.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
So it was like a big disappointment, even to me.
I'm like her best cheerleader.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Right.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
Well, her boss tried.
Speaker 10 (24:11):
To like smooth it over and say, you know what,
he's not even getting a raised. We just need him
to feel like he's moving up since he's been here
longer than you.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Jeez, God, boss said that, yeah, my friend.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
So basically he's getting the promotion because been there longer
and that's the only reason we need to make him
feel like he's moving up.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
And like, here's the thing, he has not even been
there that much longer than my friend. And it all
just seems kind of sketchy that he made it a
point to say, like, oh, he's not getting more money.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
It's just like a title.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
So I did what any rational best friend would do,
and I went.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
On a date with this guy what not with the
guy that the boss, No, not the boss, the guy
who got to raise or promotion.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Obviously, yes, not because I like him, not because I
want to be with him, but because I wanted to
find out how much is this guy making.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Extra extra?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
You actually went out on a date with this guy
to be nosy in a snoop even though you are
not interested whatsoever?
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Good for you?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Good for you?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I got.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
I can't see if this boss is lying or what
what what's really going on?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Candice over here?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, I'm just watching.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Sure, So what happened?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Well?
Speaker 10 (25:39):
I was ready, you know, I've taken some acting classes,
so I was ready to just order an appetizer and
like slide in, you know, something really funny, like so, so,
what's the new satary looking like?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
Or you know whatever.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Yeah, this man, this man would not crack. So I
tried everything. I tried, you know, making jokes like, oh, hey,
you know, are we celebrating a big pay bump?
Speaker 9 (26:02):
And you know, how's the new role going?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
And things like that, are we celebrating a raise tonight?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Because I like did a toast and he just be
saying like really vague stuff.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
This is hysterical. So you do all this to find
Please tell me you found out? Did he get a raise?
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Did not find out? Nothing? Oh my, but here's the
worst part. Now I have a stage five clinger. Oh
it gets worse.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
The man is in love with me, will not leave
me alone.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
But the problem is, y'all, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
You have a.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Boyfriend, and you went out with this. I don't even
know why. I assume you didn't. I assume you were.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Single because he goes out on a date, you have
a safe date, you have a boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
And now I have a Stage five claner who texts.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
Me good morning every morning. That kind of clinger? Did you?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
You didn't tell your boyfriend that you did this?
Speaker 9 (27:00):
No, because I don't think.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
I mean, hello, you're already like you had a boyfriend,
and I don't think he would understand.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
No.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I don't think he would either.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But problem some people have crazy relationships where theyell the
I'm gonna go on a date with this guy.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
And be like okay, whatever. Yeah, some people are crazy.
I wouldn't be like okay with it at all.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
So I told you, Wow, I think.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I sounded crazy.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
I went on a freaking date with a guy with
a boyfriend just to do a personal salary investigation. We're
besty and now ske singer. I'm freaked out that my
boyfriend will flip out if he finds out. And I
didn't even get the tea and now I've just created
this disaster. And the moral of the story, you guys
is just be careful how far you go for your
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ride or die, bestie, because sometimes you just take a
ride into chaos. And that is my life right now.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
I gotta say though, people need you are a ride
or die friend for real. I mean, look at you.
She ought to love you forever for this.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
I feel like I need the raise after all you
do you do.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Because that is something I don't know. I wouldn't have
done this for for I gotta be honest, Pooh. I
love you, Pooh, but if you asked me to do this,
I'd be like, no, what I would do it for you? Well,
you want to go on any kind of date?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
All right?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
He's going for Candace Court. It gets settled here with
Billy the Kid in the morning.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Y'all get up, Get up. This is this court today
on a Monday. It's not all rises. Get up, Okay,
stand up? Is this kid's court? Oa Cliff, Yeah, get up,
y'all better stand up.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's mixed one or two point nine Billy the Kid,
Candaslowpez producer, Pooh, enough's enough, get up and respect this court.
Put some respect on it, all right, Candislowpez, she's the judge.
If you got a problem at Candace on air, you
can always reach out to her on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Figure it out. Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
She will be totally fair. That's what she does at
Canda on air. Oh that rhymes? That does s bars
at candaisan air. Nothing look fair? Okay, all right, Candace,
are you ready for today's case?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Maddie.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
So, I have a work issue I would like to
have on Kandas Court. I wonder if any of you
have ever had this issue, considering you're around music all day.
Oh my co worker is a singer.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I don't mean like a professional singer. I just mean
she sings a lot. She's constantly singing around the office.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Not humming. I'm talking full on singing every single day. Oh,
I wonder who this is. Yeah, sounds like someone we
work with.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It sounds very much like, in all due respect, you're honor.
Yeah you do.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
I'm going to deny it.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I have so many recordings of Cannas just randomly singing,
like the Teddy Swims part where she sings.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
I just feel like I low key would have been
a good backup singer. Not but like somebody in the way,
back way back.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Up, like the backup to the backup. Yeah exactly, Yeah,
that's you right there. Wow were you on that Teddy
Swim song?
Speaker 9 (29:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Yes, Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Anyway, the problem is this person goes on and says,
I actually need to focus on my job. I'm on
calls with clients regularly, and so I have to remind
her multiple times a day to please keep it down.
I try to be cool about it, but it's like
the message never gets through to her. She will stop
for a few minutes and then it's right back to it.
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Not to be mean, but she's a terrible singer.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Ah like that.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
That makes it even harder for me to tune out.
I don't really want to involve our boss, but I'm
reaching the end of my patience.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Oh wow, I love this one.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Did you guys write this?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yeah, we run the actually wrote this about you. This
is an intervention. It's not a canvas court. Okay, Now,
I can totally understand how this would be annoying. I think, Judge,
and all due respect, you're gonna be biased about this
because this is literally you.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
This is literally you.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Shared workspace workspace workspace workspace is is special. No, but seriously, though,
when you're that close to people all day, you gotta
be considerate about others.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Yeah, that's got to be a nightmare, because like, we
don't take individual phone calls at our job, Like some
people do, Like we take phone calls as a group,
you know what I mean, which is much better because
we know, I know when not to sing. That's the difference,
you know, thank God. Like and we play music. We
listen to music all day and so it's like, how
is something not going to be stuck in my head?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
We do. But if we're if we're in a regular office,
like even here are salespeople, they're in cubicles. Yeah, they're
on top of each other if they have to take
a call to any kind of personal call, which is
a lot of not even business, just business. You want
to be kind of have your own space in any call. Yeah,
I don't know how people work at cubicles, so they
have to go to like little rooms that we have
if they want to talk. But that's annoying.
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
So if you're on top of each other and you're singing,
oh my god, Like if who was doing this to me?
And like, if we're around each other enough, if he
started singing all day, I'd be like, dude, you got
to shut up. Come on, you know, you gotta stop.
I absolutely think now is this something though, Cannis, you
want to take to.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
The boss, right, I mean I don't know that you
want to take it to the boss. If it's impacting
your work, yeah, it's gonna be an issue. But then
I wonder do they have like the little phone booths
at this office and it's like, well, she's just trying
to stay or at the desk and work, you know
what I mean. Also, I'd really like to know what
this coworker is singing? Is it like, is it wicked?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
There's levels tho, it's annoying, you know, Okay, No, it's
annoying no matter what is going on. I would be
I would go crazy, like what does your annoying coworker do?
Eight three three seven eight seven one nine? What does
that one annoying coworker do? Maybe something that bugs you
every single day? But it's not something you could technically
go to the boss for, because this is in that
gray area where you're like, how do you go to
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the boss and be like, oh my.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
God, Lisa will not stop singing?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Right, you're grown, move cubicles if you have to.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Don't have that.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Maybe you don't have that option, don't go to the
balls to do it. I wouldn't go to the boss technically,
I would just probably have it out with this person.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
People go to the boss for petty your things, so
yeah they do. I'm curious, Candice. It doesn't matter what
we think, It doesn't matter what poo thinks. It matters
what you think you are. And I know how it's
gonna go. You do yeah, because you're a singer, you're
this person I am. Yeah, So we'll see what the
verdict is. But I have a feeling. I know it's way.
It's gonna sway.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Well.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
See, the difference is that I know my limits, and
I too can be annoyed by someone singing. This person
is guilty of being a tone daft Tanya. Whoa I mean,
if you're a sing sing well, at least I was
on key when I sing, and I sing the best
parts of the songs, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Okay, you were on key?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Well what key?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Hikey low key, hikey on key?
Speaker 6 (33:43):
You were on key?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Okay, next time you do this, I'm gonna record it
and we'll see. Okay, she is guilty of being a.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Ton Tanya, right on key.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
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Speaker 3 (34:00):
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Speaker 4 (34:04):
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Speaker 6 (34:10):
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Speaker 4 (34:11):
Like I'm thirty minutes away, so make sure you have
a song. Candice Lopez, what is.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Going on in our world?
Speaker 7 (34:16):
Well?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I do want to update you. The Pentagon just held
a briefing to address the expanding war with Iran. Three
US fighter jets, they say, accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti
air defenses. The US military says this is a friendly
fire incident, and then all crews have been recovered and
are in stable condition. They also confirmed hundreds of missions
over land and see our in progress and that the
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US has air superiority. And that's the latest. I'm sure
we're going to hear more about this as the morning continues,
but I wanted to update you on that.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Well, I mean, real quick, how do you accidentally shoot
somebody down?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah? Like what you at?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
You accident? Can we not figure this out?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
We're shooting people down and then you know it's not US,
it's Kuwait But still that's pretty that's an intense mistake.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Yeah, I made some mistakes on the job.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Never that bad, No, thankfully, Nah, the pilots are okay, yes,
and let me upd you on the weather here at
home this week, very springlight start to the work week.
We'll have some clouds today, a high around seventy five,
but overall warm this week. Rain chances start Wednesday. They
are saying we have a decent chance for severe thunderstorms
at sixty two outside right now. And Dallas police are
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searching for a driver who struck a motorcycle officer early
this morning on I thirty five. This call caused a
multi mile backup northbound I thirty five passed Inwood near Commonwealth.
That police officer was headed home on his department motorcycle
when it was struck. That driver left the scene. The
officer was able to get off of the roadway, but
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then his motorcycle was hit by another car. Thankfully, I
know it was kind of chaotic this morning over there,
but thankfully he wasn't hit. He was transported to the
hospital expected to recover, but police did later find an
abandoned vehicle that appeared to be the one involved, so
they're now looking for the person responsible. But that was
just a you know, a traffic mess over there this morning.
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And NBC says they will take a hard look at
Pink while she guest hosts The Kelly Clarkson Show this week.
They will be considering her to replace Kelly when that
show comes to an end later this year. A source
is saying, Pink, you know, how's what it takes. She's
natural and friendly, super nice and easy to work with.
And I also heard that she's actually already moved from
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California to New York City where the show is taped,
so that would be a big sign that maybe this
is gonna be her job.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah, I think she would do great.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Honestly, I saw somebody hating on her online and I'm
so tired of this, Like celebrities, people age.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Someone posted a picture of Pink and they were going
in They were like, oh my god, she looks so
different people age.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yeah, she's a mom, a woman, a musician.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
For like, maybe she's not what you remember, but you know,
I feel so bad for celebrities who have to or
anyone who have to go through this because they don't
want to get tons of work done that's their prerogative. Yeah,
don't like everybody. Over the weekend, the big thing was
Jim Carrey is cloned. Oh Jim Carrey, that's not him,
(37:20):
That is not him. He's looks so different, his eyes
are different. He's sixty four years old, right, he's not.
And people are going in on it. This is a conspiracy,
it's not. I think I didn't see it. I'm like,
this is him. If anything, he's acting different because he's
an artist, and I think he's doing something performative to like,
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he's creating a character. She's always done, she's always done.
He's done a character to me, and like, this is
obviously Jim Carrey. But I just don't get like how
we'll go in on you. Oh that's not them.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Britney Spears is a little bit different. Oh yeah, because
that's not That feels like it's more than aging. Feels
like there's something else going on, and her physical appearance
looks different and that's sad. Yeah, but can we get
over calling like celebrities or anybody out going, Oh my god,
she's cloned? Yet not everybody people age people look different. Yeah,
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it doesn't, And I'd like, you know, people don't want
to have maybe necessarily facelifts, botox and all this. Sometimes
it's it is what it is.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, I agree, I agree, and I appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I'm Canda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories. Oh
that's a hot take.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
Let us know what you think.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Here's today's hot take.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I can't wait to talk about this. It's mixed one
or two point nine. Bill at a kid, Canda Slopez
is here, producer who is here? And you know, there's
always drama around dating. Dating sucks.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
It's not easy. It is not easy out here for
men or women.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
And some people are like, Billy, you always signed with
the women? And well usually because they're saying, yeah, men
are crazy.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Oh yeah, sometimes I side with the guys.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Don't get me wrong. Who always sides with the guys?
I feel like we'll see in this situation what you think.
So this guy posted about how he had a date
set up a first date, was gonna grab a drink
with a woman, right, and she text him about an
hour before the date, so they were going out seven.
She send him a text at five point fifty eight,
and he actually posted the screen shot on X and
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had people comment what they thought about it. He said,
if you got this an hour before a first date
on a Friday night, would you cancel? He wrote, And
then you could see the screenshot of what she said.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
She says. The girl says, hey, excited to meet for
a drink.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Just wanted to say, I have a friend's birthday party
at nine thirty, so we'll have to wrap it up before.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Then, but see you soon. Okay, that's what she said,
and he goes, Hmm, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Oh, cancels the date thirty minutes beforehand. Oh, thirty minutes
before the date. This guy cancels the date because he goes,
I don't like that. I don't like the way that feels.
I don't like that because you know, I'm sorry, I
asked you out for a drink and now you telling
me we're gonna have to wrap it up.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
He didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
People were mixed on it, though, surprisingly because to me,
I mean, I feel like I definitely know who's in
the wrong here. Yeah, and it's definitely himm hmm, definitely him.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Did she literally say wrap it up?
Speaker 6 (40:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:14):
That's cringe if she did, or was it just paraphrasy?
Speaker 6 (40:18):
No, No, no, I'm reading the text verbiacause words are cringe.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
She said, excited to meet for a drink. Just wanted
to say, I have a friend's birthday party nine thirty,
so we'll have to wrap it up before then see
you soon.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
No, you ain't gonna tell me to wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
First of all, we planned for his date, So.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
You're meeting at seven, she has a party at nine thirty.
You're meeting for a drink. Okay, okay, yeah, she's.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Giving good expectations. The communication is very clear. But why
did she wait till then to tell him? Wouldn't she
tell him when he when they planned the date?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Why would she have to tell him anything she knew
about her friend's birthday to tell I would know about
her friend's birthday way before I make plans with some girl.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
What does it matter? Because what does it mean?
Speaker 4 (40:57):
So wait, so you're you're telling me because first of all,
it's not a dinner, it's a drink.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
That's mean for a drink.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Totally get that a drink?
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You need two and a half hours, you expect if
we call for a drink, we're gonna be out all night.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
The convo might be good.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
We might it might be the party with exactly, but
he screwed up and he fumbled the bag because he's
so dumb and he thinks he's entitled to her entire night.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Yeah, she sounds really considerate, like if you were going
to plan anything else like later, this is the time
frame that we're open for.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
I thought.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I thought it was actually something she didn't even have
to feel obligated to do. Well, why not just say, hey,
let's just meet Saturday because I have something to do.
Have you ever set up a date and said, hey,
I'm I have to leave it this time?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (41:43):
No, he never said that, right.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
So guess what because you're not But you don't expect
to be out with that person all night long on
a first date for a drink.
Speaker 8 (41:53):
Just if I make a date with you, it's me
and you, not a time stamp on it. I got
leave so I can go somewhere else. No, then I
don't want your time.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
I feel like this is something maybe I would have
done back in the day because I feel like I'm
considerative people's time and I want them to know, like
this is what the expectation is. Yes, you know this
is where I have to be.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I thought it was overly considerate of hurt. Now then,
so he writes back, or basically, this is what he
says online. I don't know if he wrote this to her,
but he canceled the date, and I thought it was interesting.
He didn't really post what he said to her back,
but he canceled thirty minutes before and then on X
when he posted, he said, she's just trying to kill
time and maybe get a couple pregame drinks in Oh,
(42:35):
she does what she actually wants to do.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
No thanks, Wow, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I wouldn't do that, but I still want Would you.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Assume that she just wants a free drink? He's got
bad dating history, and he's putting it off on.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
This while right like, don't carry your baggage over to
the next time.
Speaker 5 (42:53):
Yeah, red flag, Yeah you're the red flag.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
He thinks she's the red flag. So I love what
she says back though, because and he posted it.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
He posted it. He cancels thirty minutes before the date.
She texts him this.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
She says, it's pretty rude to cancel on someone thirty
minutes before I took the time to do my makeup
outfit and get ready. I'm dating intentionally. In two hours
is more than enough time to get to know someone
for a first date. So not sure what you were thinking.
I don't think we're on the same page here, So
I'm going to reject our rain check.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Oh because he said we should just reschedule.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Okay, we should just reschedule if you don't have all night, right, bro?
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Save your money?
Speaker 9 (43:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Like nothing.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Would you not agree that after if a guy did
that to you, would you be out, out out out
I'm out anyway.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I'm telling you, I'm just rescheduling.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I've never had a girl cancel on me like that
to go, So he's not canceling.
Speaker 8 (43:50):
I'm just saying, when I've gone out on dates or whatever,
it's me and that person.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I've never had somebody say cha I'm about it is.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
You and that person. That's what I don't think you're understanding.
It's still you two going out. You're just she's somewhere.
But does she it's a first date? You you expect
her to stay all night with you?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I mean I don't, I mean no, no, I mean
I just say, how long does a.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
First date go on? A drink?
Speaker 7 (44:15):
Like?
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Let's wrap it up. Two and a half hours is enough?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
That sounds like plenty of times perfect. Be different if
when they planned the day, she was like, Yeah, that
sounds good. We can meet for a drink at seven.
I just have to be at a party by nine thirty?
Is that different?
Speaker 8 (44:28):
If I would have heard that, I would have been like, okay, cool.
I probably wouldn't have been as many.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
You're control free?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Interesting you are.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
If a guy said if I was dating, and some
guys said that to me, I'd be like, uh, what,
what the why are you so concerned what I'm doing
after our date? We're busy. If I schedule any amount
of time, then shouldn't he be grateful? Yeah, shouldn't be
grateful that? Oh, like, she's going out of her way
to make a couple hours for me. I appreciate that
and I'll take it. If he would have just been, hey,
(44:59):
let's have a good time and not focus on anything else,
I bet any money he'd have been she would have
been like, Hey, you should just.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Come with me to this thing exactly what's going super good?
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Yeah, why don't you just come?
Speaker 5 (45:09):
That's on him, don't be a weirdo. Look at the
party with me. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
You know more of this story, don't be a weirdo.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah, and I know exactly now so many people like, hey,
I think I know why poohs single Oh.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
Put this on the list. The first drink.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I'm gonna have to spend the whole weekend with my god,
it's Bairely the kid candicelowpans producer poo Earlier were talking
about this annoying things your coworkers do. So maybe we'll
go over what annoys us with each other and just confess.
It's almost like a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, but I'm gonna let you guys go first to
see how mean you are, and then I'll gauge myself.
I mean, I want to be though first though. Okay, Brittany,
you got one. What thing does your coworker do or.
Speaker 11 (45:49):
He takes multiple breaks throughout the day to go smoke.
Then she comes back into our very tiny office. It's
knowing like a bar.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Oh, yes, we know people who do this, and like,
I don't smoke, so I'm very sensed when it comes
to smoke.
Speaker 11 (46:07):
Yes, me too, Like I've kept receipts on it because
she drives me insane. Uh. She gets there like nine forty.
Every day she's supposed to be there at nine. She
leaves at four every day she's not supposed to live
until five.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
God, she a supervisor. How does she get away with
all this?
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Because she's essentially up one of the managers. But she
also will talk to herself throughout the day and it
distracts me. So I listen to music. So as I'm
listening to music, she's talking to me, and I can't
realize that she's talking because I think she's talking to herself,
and so I'm like, I had to push my earphone off.
(46:48):
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I was, you know, I
was jamming.
Speaker 7 (46:50):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (46:51):
What did you need? And she goes, don't you just
hate it working here? And I'm like every day.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Now.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
The smoke thing is weird because we've had arguments about
people who smoke, like how many breaks do they get?
Speaker 11 (47:04):
Because like, if I left my desk for fifteen minutes
a day or like fifteen minute increment a day, I
get in trouble.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
How many times do you think she goes out?
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Oh, I've the highest one that she's because again I
get peeved by this fust county. The highest that she's
done in a day is six six bas Oh.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
My smoke iverged it out.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
Let's just say it was ten minutes eat. She spent
an hour of that work day. But she already gets
there forty minutes late and leaves an hour early. Yeah,
an hour smoking.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
Just go out there and drink your diet coke, your
fridge cigarette.
Speaker 11 (47:40):
My husband, I said, I need one of those cigarettes
that look like a cigarette but they blow out bubbles.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Yeah, just get candy cigarettes. Yeah, thank you, Brittany.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Oh okay, and there's some good ones coming into add
Billy on the radio. On Instagram, Michelle and Plano says,
my cubicle neighbor is the worst. She's a loud talker. Ooh,
talkers are intense, especially first thing in the morning.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Oh yeah, that person's like morning, You're like, get some
thoughts together, calm down.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Farah and Arlington said, the woman in the cubicle next
to me wears too much perfume.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Oh, and to make it worse, it's cheap perfume. Oh,
that does make it worse, Right, how do you tell
someone you can't? Really? But it becomes a problem. Smells
when you're around people.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Gotta be careful about your smells, Sarah, and for Wrest said, oh, now,
co worker, my coworker is not only a loud talker,
but she's allowed typer.
Speaker 9 (48:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
Oh interesting, I think we work with one of those.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Well, when my nails are longer, then it's louder. Yeah,
and you could hear it more. So that's what I
have my nail foul here. If it gets too loud,
I just try to file my nails a little bit.
Speaker 6 (48:47):
Okay, Well, while we're out it, go ahead and just
say Candice, what bothers me? Or what bothers you about me?
And pooh?
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Well, lately you've started voice texting your phone a lot.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
Man. It's like, yeah, are you talking to me? Or pooh,
I'm talking to you?
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Oh okay, yeah, it sounds like you don't notice it. Well,
we'll just be sitting here and then all of a
sudden you'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna be there at
ten thirty. What okay, all right, we'll tell her that's
not cool.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
What it's not cool?
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Well, yeah, because I need the other side. I need
the other read back what's being texted to you in
between your voice text And then I'll be.
Speaker 6 (49:20):
Like cool if I wasn't if I was texting, you
wouldn't know the other side anyway.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
I know, okay, I know half the story and I
need the other hand.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
All right, let me mentally note that. Yeah, okay, I
got it. All right, there you go. Don't go ahead, puh,
since you're going in on me, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
What do I do that annoys you? As you really
don't do? Nothing that annoys me about you is that
you prank me? And I guess the annoying thing is
because I never can get you. I try to, I
try to do it, I start laughing or whatever. But yeah,
that's all the thing. Yeah, it gets me all the time.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Place prankster.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, it ain't safe bathroom, It don't matter, elevator.
Speaker 6 (49:59):
You got my personality. Sorry, I like to prank people.
I love pranky canvas too.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, exactly, we know.
Speaker 6 (50:05):
All right, So can I go in on you guys?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Now?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I guess. Oh this just accidentally came up and he
has a whole list Yeah, in alphabetical orders.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Wow, canis no. The only complaining I have about Cannis
is the stinky food she brings in.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
Well, I meal prep today and I warned you guys,
and I said I brought eggs today. I'm gonna try
to make it quick. Yeah, so I put the lid
off and on. Do you don't even notice that I
was over here?
Speaker 11 (50:32):
I did.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
As quick as I could.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
Cannis, the lid cannot.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Contain, but it's better than leaving it open.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
And this is the is the girl at work who
heats up fish in the breaker. Yep, and we love her.
But that's a problem, you know. So that's my one complain,
my complaint against Pooh.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
There's what do I do? You don't stop eating?
Speaker 4 (50:56):
So the sounds are NonStop from that area in the studio,
just a lot of munch.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Trying to back up, y'all. Don't hear me, please, he
eats fast and listen's to the toll way. You're not
backing up? What about cannas? Cannais? You want to say
something about poo?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
I had to do with food too, But it's just
that you're a bad influence because the snacks you bring
are not the healthiest. I'm over here trying to eat
oatmeal while you have sour patch kids in a granola bar.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
Yeah that's true, okay, can what about Pooh going on canvas?
Why don't you go. I mean, I don't have no complaints.
Oh see, thanks?
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Oh my, you.
Speaker 6 (51:30):
Stick for each other. Why why would I ask? Do
you want to gotcha? You're nasty?
Speaker 7 (51:40):
Tough stories on the tents with Billy they get in the.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
Why can't slow pez?
Speaker 5 (51:46):
What's going on about the city of Austin is grieving
the loss of two people who were killed and fourteen
others that were wounded after a gunman opened fire in
Austin Sixth Street early Sunday morning. Police arrived within fifty
seven seconds of that first emergecy call and we're able
to take the suspect out at the scene. The Texas
National Guard has been deployed. A motive is currently unknown,
(52:08):
but I know they have increased patrols in the area
and of course across the University of Texas campus, which was,
you know, not far from this where this happened Sunday morning.
So I just wanted to update you on that tough
weekend for everyone in Austin.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
We're thinking about them. I love that city, so many
good people.
Speaker 4 (52:23):
And if it becomes that it was terrorism, and I
know they suspect that it's just like it's scary because what.
Speaker 7 (52:28):
Do you do?
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (52:30):
You just have to be vigilant and make sure that
you know you're aware of your surroundings and do everything
we can.
Speaker 6 (52:34):
But it's sad, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
Let's get an update on the weather this week because
we have some changes coming, warm and cloudy starts of
the week before rain moves in by Wednesday. We do
have pretty solid chances for severe thunderstorms for the second
half of the week. It is sixty four degrees right now.
And this new report says the biggest motivator for fast
and casual dining is basically just people are exhausted, and
(52:57):
I could not agree with this more. Their data says
that fort of trips to these restaurants happened because of
simple fatigue. So they say, you know, fast food isn't
chosen for adventure, it's chosen for relief. People are just
too tired to cook at home and struggle with figuring
out what to make for dinner.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
You're saying fast food is hashtag duh fast food hashtag duh.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:20):
Fast casual is fast.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
Food fast food or fast casual like you know, the
faster restaurants where you know you can get in or
you're gonna go somewhere and do takeout orders just the
same time, like.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
At Chipole or something like that.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah, Chipotle.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
Is it just me?
Speaker 6 (53:34):
Or is it becoming easier and cheaper?
Speaker 4 (53:36):
I mean it's always been easier to eat out, but
it's almost becoming cheaper, you think, so, I mean it's
getting close because everything's so expensive. It's almost like well,
I mean, like you know, a big hack to me
is I'll go up and I'll get the party like
pack at Chipotle or whatever, like the almost the a
big meal, family meal.
Speaker 6 (53:55):
Yeah, and that's my meal prep for the week.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Yeah, I've seen that hack online before that for like
meal preppers. You know, you just have your protein or
rice or veggies boom.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
And if I would have bought chicken and all that
stuff at home, it would have probably been close to
the same price.
Speaker 6 (54:08):
Yeah, so it's like, well, why not just have it
prepared and ready?
Speaker 7 (54:10):
Yeah? For sure.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
People's top choices for when they're tired and don't want
to cook. We're five guys and raising canes, and then
for picking up dinner on the way home. People were
most likely to also grab raising Canes or the top
choice for affordability but also a full filling meal would
be Panda Express, which we're hitting that a lot lately.
Yeah it is good, yum, yeah, yeah guys. Harry Styles
(54:39):
drops his new album on Friday. He performed at the
Brits over the weekend, where fans noticed a bunch of
promo ads for the album that also have the Netflix
logo on them. So, while nothing has been confirmed, people
think he could be teasing an album album documentary for Netflix.
I hope that comes true. Speaking of new albums, actually
listened to Bruno Mar's new album road Trip over the weekend.
(55:01):
I listened to that love this album. Every song on
that album is so so good.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
He is one of the most talented people. Yeah, it
is good, but you got to be careful because that
is almost so romantic. It might get you depressed if
you're single. Ah, just saying, just throwing that, not that
that I cried, Not that I listened to it and
cried this weekend. Okay, I didn't do that.
Speaker 5 (55:19):
You could No, No, I did not come on, No,
you wouldn't do that. All right, those are your Texas
top stories.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
Speaker 7 (55:30):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
I mixed one of two point nine and Billy a Kid.
Happy Monday, Candice Lopez, she's here, Producer, who is here?
It's a very Monday Monday. Outside it's just very blonde
and the struggle is real.
Speaker 6 (55:42):
And everyone I talked to they're like, I don't know
what's going on with my son? Is I feel like.
Speaker 5 (55:45):
Everybody's sick and yeah allergies.
Speaker 6 (55:48):
Yes, something is going on. Either way, Hopefully you were
doing well.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
If you get a secret, you'd let us know, confess
anytime you want at eight three three seven eight seven
one o two nine eight three three seven eight seven
one o two nine.
Speaker 6 (55:58):
And you have a secret, bring it. What's okay?
Speaker 9 (56:01):
So I'm about to sound completely insane. I'm gonna put
it out there.
Speaker 6 (56:05):
Good insane.
Speaker 10 (56:07):
But but my bestie is my bestie, and I'm always
gonna like do what's best for my bestie.
Speaker 7 (56:12):
Right.
Speaker 10 (56:13):
So she got passed up for a promotion at work,
and this girl slays every day. She outperforms everybody, including
this one random guy in her department, and somehow she
got passed up for a promotion and he got.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
The perform.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
I don't like that.
Speaker 10 (56:30):
I know, like we already had our place picked out
for like a celebratory brunch and everything.
Speaker 9 (56:35):
So it was like a big disappointment, even to me.
I'm like her best cheerleader, right. Well, her boss tried.
Speaker 10 (56:41):
To like smooth it over and say, you know what,
he's not even getting a raise. We just need him
to feel like he's moving up since he's been here
longer than you.
Speaker 6 (56:51):
Jeez god, boss said that, Wow, yeah, my friend.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
So basically he's getting the promotion's been there longer and
that's the only reason we need to make him feel
like he's moving up.
Speaker 10 (57:05):
And like, here's the thing, he has not even been
there that much longer than my friend. And it all
just seems kind of sketchy that he made it a
point to say, like, oh, he's not getting more money,
it's just like a title.
Speaker 6 (57:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (57:17):
So I did what any rational best friend would do,
and I went on a date with this guy.
Speaker 6 (57:26):
What not with the guy that the boss, No, not
the boss, the guy who got to raise or promotion.
Speaker 10 (57:32):
Obviously, yes, not because I like him, not because I
want to be with him, but because I wanted to
find out how much is this guy making.
Speaker 6 (57:44):
Extra extra.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
You actually went out on a date with this guy
to be nosy in a snoop even though you are
not interested whatsoever?
Speaker 10 (57:54):
Good for you?
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Good for you?
Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (57:57):
I did.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
I can't see if this boss is long or what?
Speaker 7 (58:00):
What?
Speaker 5 (58:01):
What's really going on?
Speaker 6 (58:02):
The can is over here? Okay, I'm just watching. Sure,
So what happened?
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Well?
Speaker 10 (58:09):
I was ready, you know, I've taken some acting classes,
so I was ready to just order an appetizer and
like slide in, you know, something really funny, like so, so,
what's the new.
Speaker 9 (58:19):
Satary looking like? Or you know whatever.
Speaker 10 (58:21):
Yeah, this man, this man would not crack. So I
tried everything.
Speaker 9 (58:26):
I tried, you know, making jokes like, oh, hey.
Speaker 10 (58:29):
You know, are we celebrating a big pay bump? And
you know, how's the new role going? And things like that,
are we celebrating.
Speaker 9 (58:36):
A raise tonight? I like did a toast and he
just kept saying like really vague stuff.
Speaker 6 (58:42):
This is hysterical. So you do all this to find
Please tell me you found out? Did he get a raise?
Speaker 9 (58:49):
Did not find out? Nothing?
Speaker 10 (58:51):
Oh my, but here's the worst part. Now I have
a stage five clinger.
Speaker 9 (58:58):
Oh it's worse.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
The man is in love with me.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
Do not leave me alone.
Speaker 9 (59:04):
But the problem is, y'all, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (59:09):
You have a boyfriend, and you went out with this
I don't even know why. I assume you didn't. I
assume you were single.
Speaker 5 (59:16):
Because he goes out on a date.
Speaker 6 (59:17):
You have a date, You have a boyfriend, And now.
Speaker 10 (59:22):
I have a Stage five claner who texts me good
morning every morning?
Speaker 9 (59:26):
That kind of clinger?
Speaker 6 (59:27):
Did you? You didn't tell your boyfriend that you did this?
Speaker 9 (59:30):
No, because I don't think. I mean, hello, you're already
like you had a boyfriend, and I don't think he
would understand.
Speaker 6 (59:35):
No, I don't think he would either.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
But problem some people have crazy relationships where they tell
them I'm gonna go on a date with this guy.
Speaker 6 (59:40):
And to be like okay, whatever. Yeah, some people are crazy.
I wouldn't be like okay with it at all.
Speaker 10 (59:46):
So I told you, Wow, I think I sounded crazy.
I went on a freaking date with a guy with
a boyfriend just to do.
Speaker 9 (59:52):
A personal follary investigation.
Speaker 10 (59:54):
We're besty and now clinger, I'm freaked out that my
boyfriend will flip out if he he finds out.
Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
And I didn't even get the tea.
Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
And now I've just created this disaster and the moral
of the story, you guys is just be careful how
far you go for your ride or.
Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Die bestie, because sometimes you just take a ride into chaos.
Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
And that is my life right now.
Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
I gotta say, though, people need you are a ride
or die friend for real. I mean, look at you.
She ought to love you forever for this.
Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
I feel like I need the raise after all you you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Do you do because that is something I don't know.
I wouldn't have done this for for I gotta be honest, Pooh.
I love you, Pooh, but if you asked me to
do this, I'd be like, no, what I would do
it for you? Well, you want to go on any
kind of date?
Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
About to get out of here. We'll see you later
And it's bailing a kid.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Candice slow Pants to producer Poop, thank you for listening
for starting your day with us. So many chances, by
the way to win this Disneyland vacation. So make sure
you listen on the forties every hour all day. So yeah,
hook that up and getting ready for Dirty Little Secret
tomorrow and it's going to be a good one.
Speaker 9 (01:00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Well, I've been trying to get this girl.
Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
To call in for a few days now because she
has a very unique situation that I've never heard of
before on Dirty Little Secret. It has to do with
her kid, okay, and the father of her child and
him not knowing something Oh pretty big. Okay to me
would be a big thing. But I'll let you decide tomorrow.
(01:01:20):
Will do that at seven thirty can it's what do
you got going on today?
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Well, tonight's our only night without sports for the next
six nights, so I know what I'm not doing his
sports tonight?
Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Well, you won't have sports later on the week. It's
gonna rain.
Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Well maybe, well, we have some basketball stuff indoors, but
we do have our first baseball game Thursday night outside,
so we'll see. But tonight we're just gonna relax and
regroup from our road trip over the weekend and do laundry.
I hate doing laundry on Mondays, but it just is
what it is because we weren't home.
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Over the weekend, so Sunday night, Yeah, I'm gonna do
laundry today too, and I have to redo it because
I left it in the dry or in the washer
and forgot about it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
Oh yeah, say not the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
So then you open it up and I'm like, no,
now they feel weird. Oh yeah, if how long it's
too long for him to sitting there and before you
like a.
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Day is too long?
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
A day?
Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Overnight?
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
A few hours? Yeah, overnight? Oh over. I felt like
them might be musty. Yeah, he can't be musty.
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
If nothing else, what are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Pro I have a choir concert to go to. Yeah,
my son, Paul, he has a choir cor I know
he was inquiring. Yeah, he's inquired. All right?
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Were you get that he could sing?
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
You?
Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
Nothing to get that from you?
Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
I mean he's okay, he can hold a note, he's okay, Yeah,
he can hold an God.
Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
He's not listening to.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Say about me. But you're child.
Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
It's not the fact about it, my son, it's those
other kids. What do you mean some of them can't sing?
Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
You know when I was, when I was coming up,
you had to actually hold a note. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
When you inquire?
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Yeah, I think everybody gets a participation. Only have a
preview of the choir concert tonight. Yeah, No, I'm sure
they are.
Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Ye, it's just your eye.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Nothing better than a Kid's Choir concert,
DFW.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's time to welcome Welcome the Cell, the Kill Billy
the Kid in the Morning, starring the one and only
Candae Lopez and producer Pooh. Really the Kid in the Morning,
the Incredible live and logo Billy's a Kid in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We're going.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're going Monday, Monday, Monday, my day.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I was running little bit late. Sorry, I don't know
what happened. Good morning, it's barely the Kid, CANDACEE. Lopez
is here, Producer poo is here. I thought I had
time to go to the bathroom and I didn't.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah, well it happens, trust me, I know.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Yeah, I had a tinkle.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Sorry, Glad you handled your business.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Because Candace has me on my my health journey now.
So in the morning, she always told me to drink water.
Drink water right away when you wake up, to get
things going. It's going to kick off your metabolism. It's
going to do everything just perfect. Yes, well, now I
got a.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Pee all the time. It's a lot. Welcome to my life,
Welcome to your Canislopez. Good morning. How was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It was good.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Remember we went to that wedding. Eric's cousin got married
and it was like so beautiful. It was like fairly
small wedding. But the best part was, like the vows
absolutely did not write them with AI. So Eric's cousin
met his now wife when he was a lyft driver
in Lubbock.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
So are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yes, the best story ever, you know. So he's doing
his vowels or whatever, and I had forgotten that that's
how they met. For a short period of time. He's
in a scream o like metal band real and they tour. Yeah,
but he was a lyft driver at the time, and he,
you know, said, my job that day when I met
you was to get you where you were going. And
at the end of his vows, he says, and today,
(01:44):
six years later, I vowed to continue to help you
to get wherever you want to go in life. And
the tears, the tears just came down, and like it
was just like so perfect, like they just like have
such a good like relationship and sense of humor, and
like we all just were bawling looking on. I didn't
(02:04):
plan to to cry at this wedding, you know. And
then my son, you know, Enzo was next to me.
He's seven, and first time in a suit, first time
at a wedding and just it's so gross. He was,
Oh yeah, I'm crying looking at him, and it was
just like a whole a whole scene.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Good.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
But yeah, they're.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
About romantic and sweet and just you gotta love love. Yeah,
I hate it, but you love it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I do. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
It was so good. So you never know your fun
when you will find love and a lift?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
No, you know what, what a sweet story. Why can't
that happen to poo? And it won't. Why can't that
happen to poo?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
And well, you know, start driving for a lift?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I mean maybe I'll have to, But what sweet? You
hear these love stories all the time. Yeah, and I'm like, well,
what happened over here?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
What happened? I'm over here? Like that is very sweet?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Great weekend, well, goods.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I had a good weekend too. It was good.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I spent most of my time in Fort Worth, so oh.
I got signed to Meghan in Springtown. Meghan in Springtown.
We went to Lady Gaga pooh and I did a
little monster mandate and she was out there. There was
a lot of people out there we met, but I
promised her I was gonna say hi. So that was
fun and then I went to co Wetzel's ride room
and it was co Wetzel Day and he performed.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
And hung out there and it was a good time.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Sorry.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I basically got my country on Cannis real. Yeah it
was good.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Poo.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
What about you besides your mandate with me?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Before that, I went to go judge a chili cook off?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
What was Why didn't you tell us?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:39):
They hit me up and I actually forgot about it,
and then Rachel she messaged me. She was like, hey,
you're gonna steal judge the chili cook off and I
was like, oh yeah. So I went to Grapevine for
Dream Fund, a charity organization, and judge chilie And let
me tell you, I appreciate this is chili.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I saw your message and I was like, what is that?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
And you appreciate your chilling?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Whoo.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There's some chili out there? Yeah, a whole lot better.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
There was some that this one lady she just it
was just turkey ground beef and like onions and all
these healthy things.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
And I was like, that sounds good, that sounds good. No,
all these healthy things onions and no.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
There was a judge next to me.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know how you have to cleanse your palate. She
was taking a shot of tequila every time. Chili.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That's not so bad about it.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Let me see there's some that was some runny, runny chili.
It was souper chili like it was just it was bad.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Was there any good chili?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
There was one good chili, one good chili out of
all thirteen.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Was it from Wendy's. No, it wasn't from Wendy's.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
But I'm telling you next year I want Candae to enter. Okay, yeah,
start it will help her out. Yeah, you'm telling you
you'll help her out?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
What is that supposed to be? Me and you will
will all want to help her out.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Did any of the chili have beans though?
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Poo uh No, no, no chili had beans, and its
specifically say it on the rules no beans, No, no
beans at all.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
There was a big old sign said and you want
and you want Canna Stanner. There's thirteen different kinds of
beans and chili.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think she could come through. I think she could
compete on the chill.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
All the rules. I can take out the beans still
be really good.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
The chili I take, if you take out the beans
will be nothing. In your chili.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
They'll be the meat. Any pound to meet there?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
A pound, yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Just a pound.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I'm not making it for five to ten people. I'm
making it.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Let's check it.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Out right now.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Okay's stories with Billy the Kid in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Mix one two.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
By the way, Cannon, is I like your chilli?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Thank you for a long time.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And now all of a sudden he's telling you enter
our competition. Yeah, I support you now, like I see
what you're doing.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Okay, yeah, thank you. Get out of here. What's going
on in our world?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Very spring like start to the work week, guys. We're
gonna have some clouds today but a high around seventy five,
but overall warm this week. Rain chances start though, thunderstorm
uh in the forecast starting later this week Wednesday, then
for next week the whole week rain guys.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Are you prepared for that?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
So starting Wednesday? But every day it's like thunderstorms, thunderstorms, thunderstorm.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
You know you're getting on when I look at the
forecast of my well.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Good, we need it, Yeah, we do.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
We need this long needs it for sure.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We do.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I mean no, we do.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I'm not saying anything bad. I'm just saying, we're guys.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Get ready, guys, traffic, we should talk about a multi
mile backup on northbound I thirty five east past Inwood
near Commonwealth. This accident happened around twelve forty five this morning.
A police officer was headed home on his department motorcycle
when he was struck right there at Inwood Road. That
driver left the scene. The officer was able to get
(07:09):
off of the roadway, but then his motorcycle was hit
by another car. So if you're experiencing some traffic in
that area, this is why. Thankfully that officer wasn't hit.
He was transported to the hospital. He's expected to fully recover.
But police did later find an abandoned vehicle near Empire
Center that appeared to be the one involved in this.
(07:29):
But it just caused a traffic nightmare in the area.
So just a heads up, yeah, I thirty five at
Inwood this morning. NBC says they will take a hard
look at Pink while she guest hosts The Kelly Clarkson
Show this week. They'll be considering her to replace Kelly
when that show ends later this year. A source is
saying Pink has what it takes. She's natural, friendly, super
(07:50):
nice and easy to work with. And I'm also hearing
that she's actually already moved from California to New York
City where that show is taped. So interesting. Can you
imagine Pink doing a daytime talk show.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I can't imagine that. Actually, yeah, it seems like it
would be normally, she's gonna do it flying.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Around in the air.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Every guest, and every guest is just she does every
concert just swinging in the air.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
But I think she'd be great.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, I think so too. She's really come out of
her shell. Like back in the day, I felt like
she kind of seemed like a really introverted person and
she'd just go out on stage and perform. But yeah, well,
it'll be fun to watch her take over that show
this week, just to see what kind of skills she
has for TV.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I kind of like the idea of like just rotating
celebrity guests to do it. Yeah, you know, our host,
celebrity host, just to have a new host do it
every month.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, that would be interesting. I mean, that's kind of
what they did when Kelly was gone, just kind of
replace her with, you know, different people, And it seemed
like it worked. But people love Kelly for the performance too.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
You know, it's not.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Everyone can you know, accomplish Pink could? Could she you know,
take over and Jue do it a performance every day
like Kelly? Sure.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah, she's got a ton of good songs too.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
For sure. I'll keep you posted on that. We have
made it to March. Guys, here's some things to look
forward to or maybe dread daylight saving time. You mentioned
that starting Sunday we'll spring forward, so you'll lose an
hour of sleep, but it's good it won't get dark
so early.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I don't care about the sleep. I'd rather lose an
hour sleep and have it light later later. Yes, that way,
I feel like, I don't know. It is hard to
fall asleep though, in the summer, when we go to
bed so early and it's still light at like eleven PM,
it feels like really hard.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, because everyone starts to mow their lawn right when
I go to bed. In the summer, it's like, wait
a minute, they do.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
But I'm just looking forward to it. I'm just excited
for spring.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, lots coming up. March Madness. Major League Baseball, The
Oscars March fifteenth International Women's Day, Saint Patti's in spring break,
so we have a ton to look forward to this month. Guys,
I'm Kanda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Okay, let's do it now, reeal or fake news. I'm
gonna give you three headlines. You gotta tell me which
one is fake. Just a fun way to talk about
ridiculous stories. Headline number one ten year old boy, Sue's
father for spending his savings. Oh always, Sue's father for
spending his savings. Headline umber two. Family accidentally opens a
(10:06):
package meant for neighbor containing twenty live baby tarantulas.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh oh no oh.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Family accidentally opens a package meant for neighbor containing twenty
live baby tarantulas. Headlinember three. New wellness trend seasoning your
kids with salt? What new wellness trend? Seasoning your kids
with salt? That is headline number three. Cannis, you want
to go first? There are three headlines. You gotta tell
(10:35):
me which one is the fake story? You want to go, Cannis,
So you want to pass it to Pooh?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, I'll go first. Yeah, lock me in for that
second story. The tarantula is.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Okay, second story. Angela's story. Yeah, let me lock that in.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
You think that's the fake story? Oh yeah, producer poo,
which one do you think is fake?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Lock me in for the last story?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Seasoning?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
God, you don't think anyone's out here seasoning their kids
with salt.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Little Paprika, little Lowry's locked me.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Let me lock that in.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It is officially locked in. And the winner today is
Candice slow Pez. Why am I even surprised? Whatever thinks
every single day. Congratulations Candicelowpez. All right, you did and
it worked. Let's go over these stories that are real, though,
(11:26):
because some of them are just weird. Ten year old
boy Sue's father for spending his savings is a real story.
Some boy in China took his own father to court
because the I mean he saved his savings up that
he saved. Yeah, he said, I'm gonna spend this guy said,
and the judge ruled in the child's favor.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Good.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So the boy had been saving money from lunar New Year,
and I guess just waiting to get some kind of
gift or something that he wanted or just to have it,
it doesn't really matter, I guess. And his father was
depositing it on his behalf. Long story short, Mom and
dad get a divorce. Dad leaves and up going with
another woman, spends the money on his wedding.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
No to the new woman.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
To the new woman, Wow, it would be equivalent to
eleven thousand American dollars.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
That kid's saving that buch eleven grand yeap at ten
years old. It's ten years old.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
So he asked for the money back, but the father
said no, I will pay you back, but now right now?
And yeah, well we know who's suing. The boy wasn't suing.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, Mom is like, hey mom, there on behalf of him.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Either way.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
The court ruled that it legally belonged to the child,
the father had no right to spend it. The father
was ordered to repay all the money plus interest, total
in about twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Can wow, dad, of you right there?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, I just got.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Hey, I'll borrow this from you so I can go
marry this new woman. Yeah, don't worry about it. Son,
I got you back. I'll pay you back. Don't worry,
all right. Next story, a wellness trend. It's taken over
social media. It's gaining a little traction. It's called halo therapy.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Halo therapy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, it's a form of alternative medicine involving salt. There's
no real science backing it up yet, they say, But
that won't stop people from doing it on their own
and just seeing what happens. Right, One particular TikTok account
is going viral. It's a mom who boasts about salting
her kids. What She basically has an entire indoor playroom
(13:22):
covered in salt from wall to wall, like it's snow
or a sandbox.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
What do you mean, Oh, well, like the salt rooms.
You know, you go in the salt room.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yeah, like that. This is their playroom. What kind of
white people?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
What I mean, it's probably good for them.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, the kids are jumping in it, they're playing in it. Online.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's gone viral because I guess it looks crazy because
there's salt all over the place, okay, while they're playing.
And I guess this is a way to boost your
immune system. Some people think by breathing the salt.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
But not eating it.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Okay, Yeah, it's like it helps allergies and inflammation. Yeah,
I remember that lady. We had someone invite us out
to her salt therapy room where hills.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yes, oh yes, yeah, we need to go. We never went.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
But just salt everywhere like that is different.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I think just salt everywhere in the playroom. And people
are starting to do this, just salt everywhere. It's called
halo therapy. I've never heard of this in my life.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
But would you do this, Candas, Yeah, for sure if
that helps their allergies.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
We know you don't season anything. Good Morning, Billy the Kid.
Candice Lompez is here, Producer poo is here. I'm laughing
because when I saw this threat on Reddit. Oh, it's
just so funny the things some of you ladies do
when you're pregnant. And I'm not saying it's bad, but
pregnancy brain is a real thing. Oh yeah, And I
mean I have a son.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
I remember when you know his mom was prego.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I would have to go on the craziest snack runs ever,
the most ridiculous things, and you do it and you
shut up, right. But some of the things that they
were talking about, it is funny because you know, I
love a good list, especially when it's hysterical like this.
Things ridiculous things that women have done while they were pregnant.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
They're admitting this. Okay, make it clear, I'm not calling
it ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I don't think anything you late limits when you're pregnant.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. And you'll have to
tell me what you did, because I know something you didn't.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
You told me one time. Yeah, but this one cracked
me up.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
This girl said I literally kicked my husband out of
the house, locked the doors, and threatened divorce when he
ate the last piece of pie.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I do not do that.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I mean, don't do that if we're not pregnant. Are
you the last piece of pie?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Well that's the funny part is she didn't even say
she wanted it necessarily, she should have automatically.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
No, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Next one, I cried like a baby for hours over
a tree that had to get cut down in our yard.
It was huge and beautiful, but apparently it was dead,
so we had to get rid of it. But how awful.
I still think about it and want to tear up.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
So hard. You're going to give life and they're just
taking that life in the tree. You see why she
was sad.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Next one, and.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
If you got one, you can you can always DM
me at Billy on the radio. At Billy on the radio.
I discovered that my pocket was full of butter. Not
sure what happened, but I was cooking and I must
have put the butter in my pocket instead of the fridge.
I have no other explanation, but I had butter everywhere.
But I'm not even pregnant. I've done stuff like that before.
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My car keys in the fridge one time, I couldn't
find them, and I'm like, that's just my add.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Okay, this woman said. The cleaning frenzy was so real.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I cleaned every edge and border of the power outlets
with a cotton swab and alcohol. No, to this day,
I do not have any idea what possessed me to
do that.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
You know what I was.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I was a freak about trying to make sure that
everything was safe and secure. Still to this day, I'll
walk around my house and I don't know why. As
a first time dad back in the day, I thought
that you know the doorstoppers on the back of your
I took every one of them in the house. You
did as I was convinced my son was gonna crawl
around and eat one, wow like and grab it take
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it off like, choke on it.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Oh, do you send the plastic things in your electric
outlets some of them?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yes, And my son's turning fifteen next week. That's for
me just in case. Yeah, we Candice did something. You
had weird craving.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
So I did mostly for healthy stuff, but because I
would drink green smoothies every day. But I definitely door
to ash some donuts one time.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
I don't even think that that's that crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I think in the night. That was when Twitter was
a big thing, and I tweeted it out and then
one of our friends actually showed up with donuts too.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, yes, thank you.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Okay, that's a good one. Door dash donuts. I think
I would do that sober though, right, sober and not pregnant.
I woke up a morning to find my car keys.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Oh see. I woke up in the morning found my
car keys and sunglasses in the freezer.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh oh see.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
I did the same thing. She said.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Okay, people aren't scrubbed every possible looking cranny with the
toothbrush in my house?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
What about this? I threat this a good one. I threatened.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I was leaving and going to sleep at a hotel
near my office for the rest of my pregnancy because
my husband loudly jingled his belt buckle while getting dressed
that morning, the one morning I could sleep in, he
woke me up with his belt buckle.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Oh tear him.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Against Texas Tough stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
In the morning only on the New Mix one two
point nine.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Early on a Monday morning, Canislopez?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
What's going on while the city of Austin is grieving
the loss of two people who were killed and fourteen
others that were wounded after a gunman opened fire in
Austin Sixth Street area early Sunday morning. Police arrived within
fifty seven seconds of the first emergency calls and were
able to take that suspect out at the scene. The
Texas National Guard has been deployed, and while they still
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don't have a motive, the FBI is investigating this for
potential ties to terrorism. I know patrols have been increased
across that area as well as the University of Texas campus.
But just an awful weekend down in Austin.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
That just breaks my heart. That city is It means
a lot to me. I love the Austin, I love
the people. There are so many good memories and times
and just the fact that you have to be scared
when you're trying to enjoy yourself and it happens on
West six when everybody thinks East sixth Street is the Guild,
bad bad area. So the cops are all focused down there.
Thankfully did the phenomenal job to get there and probably
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save a lot of lives. Absolutely, it's just so I
just hate this world we're in right now. Yeah, when
you're scared, you're just scared of like what, we don't
even know when to be scared or.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
It just you just never know.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Yeah, I was actually in that area this weekend for
a wedding. I had no idea this was going on.
You know, we're trying to just move around Austin normally
and then you find out this happened, and yeah, it's
just a sinking feeling in your stomach, you know. So
we're definitely thinking of everyone down there today. You mentioned
this a minute ago. Warm and cloudy start for the
week before rain starts to move in by Wednesday. We
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do have pretty decent chance is for severe thunderstorms for
the second half of the week. It's sixty two degrees
right now, and this new report says the biggest motivator
for fast casual dining. Can you believe they put this
in a report exhaustion?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, oh, that's the reason I would go to a
fast casual dining. Yes, what's fast casual?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Well, I think that's just a better way to say
fast food places.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
We do take out, So I think fast casual to
me is like Chili's.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Okay, yeah, I'm got too. I think that counts as well.
I think it's basically us taking doing takeout orders for
the most part, or swinging through places like that. But
their data says that forty percent of these trips happened
because of simple fatigue. And I'm pretty sure any mom
right now was like, duh, We're so tired of thinking
of what to eat for dinner every night. But they say,
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you know, fast food isn't chosen for adventure, it's chosen
for relief. People are just too tired to cook at
home and struggle with figuring out what to cook for dinner.
But people's top choices for when they are too tired
cook they found were five guys and raising canes.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Five guys. Yeah, five guys is expensive.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
It is expensive.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I'm like thinking, if you're like out with your family.
I mean, I like it. It's good, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
But yeah, I mean everything's expensive nowadays, no, one hundred percent.
But they also said for picking up dinner on the
way home, people were most likely to grab raising canes
or The top choice for affordability, yet filling meals was
Panda Express.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I love too.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
That is our go to express is good. You know
what my go to man meal is though, like you
go to man meal. It's just such an easy thing
to make, and my son and I eat it all
the time. If you want to make something at home,
and everybody thinks, what else do you make? Just ground
beef rice?
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Okay, okay, that's it. That's that's it.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
No nothing else, okay, just you cook the ground beef,
you cook the rice, you put it together.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
They call it man kibble.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
You don't, luckily or anything.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Broccoli. What's going on there?
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Well, yeah, I mean that's such a good additive to.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
The meat, and right, I'm sure it would be if
I had time to cook it.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
But that seems complicated, so easy, no, I mean I
do it sometimes in the frozen bag.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Okay, but well, that's good.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
You're trying to complicate my man kibble.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Well, I've started doing like the ground beef with Enzo's
macaroni and cheese because I just need him to get
more protein. So it's like a better version of Hamburger Helper.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
That sounds good. Yeah, So that you make the maca
cheese and nep with the ground beef in there.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, just mix it up and then I give him
as broccoli on the side.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Oh that's good. I know I like broccoli, don't get
me wrong. Yeah, But okay, Cannas.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
There you go, man, mil alternative. I got for you
real quick, guys. Harry Stalles drops his new album Friday.
He performed at the Brits over the weekend, where fans
were noticing a bunch of promo ads for the album
that also had the Netflix logo on them. While nothing
has been confirmed, people think he could be teasing an
album documentary for Netflix, so I'll definitely keep you posted
on that. I'm Canna slope as. Those are your Texas
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top stories.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Get it off your chest to comments you'll feel better.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret, A.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Mixed one on two point nine.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Good Morning, It's Bailey the Kid, Candice low Past producer
Poo this Monday and is Monday. And oh yeah it's
very it's very Monday. Eating outside it looks like a Monday. Yeah,
it's supposed to be sunny a little bit later on
hopefully high a round eighty. All right, good morning, So
here we go, dirty little secret. If you got one,
eight three three seven eight seven one o two nine,
it doesn't matter what it is, just confess, get it
off your chest, tell us what's going on, big secret,
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little secret?
Speaker 6 (23:29):
And you got one.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Okay, So I'm about to sound completely insane. I'm gonna
put it out there.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Good.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I love insane, but but my bestie is my bestie,
and I'm always gonna like do what's best for my bestie. Right. So,
she got passed up for a promotion at work. And
this girl slays every day. She outperforms everybody, including this
one random guy in her department, and somehow she got
passed up for promotion.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
And he got the perform.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I don't like that.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
I know, like we already had our place picked out
for like a celebratory brunch and everything.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
So it was like a big disappointment, even to me.
I'm like her best cheerleader.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Right.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
Well, her boss tried.
Speaker 10 (24:11):
To like smooth it over and say, you know what,
he's not even getting a raised. We just need him
to feel like he's moving up since he's been here
longer than you.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Jeez, God, boss said that, yeah, my friend.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
So basically he's getting the promotion because been there longer
and that's the only reason we need to make him
feel like he's moving up.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
And like, here's the thing, he has not even been
there that much longer than my friend. And it all
just seems kind of sketchy that he made it a
point to say, like, oh, he's not getting more money.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
It's just like a title.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
So I did what any rational best friend would do,
and I went.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
On a date with this guy what not with the
guy that the boss, No, not the boss, the guy
who got to raise or promotion.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Obviously, yes, not because I like him, not because I
want to be with him, but because I wanted to
find out how much is this guy making.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Extra extra?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
You actually went out on a date with this guy
to be nosy in a snoop even though you are
not interested whatsoever?
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Good for you?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Good for you?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I got.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
I can't see if this boss is lying or what
what what's really going on?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Candice over here?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, I'm just watching.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Sure, So what happened?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Well?
Speaker 10 (25:39):
I was ready, you know, I've taken some acting classes,
so I was ready to just order an appetizer and
like slide in, you know, something really funny, like so, so,
what's the new satary looking like?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
Or you know whatever.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Yeah, this man, this man would not crack. So I
tried everything. I tried, you know, making jokes like, oh, hey,
you know, are we celebrating a big pay bump?
Speaker 9 (26:02):
And you know, how's the new role going?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
And things like that, are we celebrating a raise tonight?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Because I like did a toast and he just be
saying like really vague stuff.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
This is hysterical. So you do all this to find
Please tell me you found out? Did he get a raise?
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Did not find out? Nothing? Oh my, but here's the
worst part. Now I have a stage five clinger. Oh
it gets worse.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
The man is in love with me, will not leave
me alone.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
But the problem is, y'all, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
You have a.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Boyfriend, and you went out with this. I don't even
know why. I assume you didn't. I assume you were.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Single because he goes out on a date, you have
a safe date, you have a boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
And now I have a Stage five claner who texts.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
Me good morning every morning. That kind of clinger? Did you?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
You didn't tell your boyfriend that you did this?
Speaker 9 (27:00):
No, because I don't think.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
I mean, hello, you're already like you had a boyfriend,
and I don't think he would understand.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
No.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I don't think he would either.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But problem some people have crazy relationships where theyell the
I'm gonna go on a date with this guy.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
And be like okay, whatever. Yeah, some people are crazy.
I wouldn't be like okay with it at all.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
So I told you, Wow, I think.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I sounded crazy.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
I went on a freaking date with a guy with
a boyfriend just to do a personal salary investigation. We're
besty and now ske singer. I'm freaked out that my
boyfriend will flip out if he finds out. And I
didn't even get the tea and now I've just created
this disaster. And the moral of the story, you guys
is just be careful how far you go for your
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ride or die, bestie, because sometimes you just take a
ride into chaos. And that is my life right now.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
I gotta say though, people need you are a ride
or die friend for real. I mean, look at you.
She ought to love you forever for this.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
I feel like I need the raise after all you
do you do.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Because that is something I don't know. I wouldn't have
done this for for I gotta be honest, Pooh. I
love you, Pooh, but if you asked me to do this,
I'd be like, no, what I would do it for you? Well,
you want to go on any kind of date?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
All right?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
He's going for Candace Court. It gets settled here with
Billy the Kid in the morning.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Y'all get up, Get up. This is this court today
on a Monday. It's not all rises. Get up, Okay,
stand up? Is this kid's court? Oa Cliff, Yeah, get up,
y'all better stand up.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's mixed one or two point nine Billy the Kid,
Candaslowpez producer, Pooh, enough's enough, get up and respect this court.
Put some respect on it, all right, Candislowpez, she's the judge.
If you got a problem at Candace on air, you
can always reach out to her on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Figure it out. Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
She will be totally fair. That's what she does at
Canda on air. Oh that rhymes? That does s bars
at candaisan air. Nothing look fair? Okay, all right, Candace,
are you ready for today's case?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Maddie.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
So, I have a work issue I would like to
have on Kandas Court. I wonder if any of you
have ever had this issue, considering you're around music all day.
Oh my co worker is a singer.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Oh boy.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I don't mean like a professional singer. I just mean
she sings a lot. She's constantly singing around the office.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Not humming. I'm talking full on singing every single day. Oh,
I wonder who this is. Yeah, sounds like someone we
work with.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It sounds very much like, in all due respect, you're honor.
Yeah you do.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
I'm going to deny it.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I have so many recordings of Cannas just randomly singing,
like the Teddy Swims part where she sings.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
I just feel like I low key would have been
a good backup singer. Not but like somebody in the way,
back way back.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Up, like the backup to the backup. Yeah exactly, Yeah,
that's you right there. Wow were you on that Teddy
Swim song?
Speaker 9 (29:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Yes, Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Anyway, the problem is this person goes on and says,
I actually need to focus on my job. I'm on
calls with clients regularly, and so I have to remind
her multiple times a day to please keep it down.
I try to be cool about it, but it's like
the message never gets through to her. She will stop
for a few minutes and then it's right back to it.
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Not to be mean, but she's a terrible singer.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Ah like that.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
That makes it even harder for me to tune out.
I don't really want to involve our boss, but I'm
reaching the end of my patience.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Oh wow, I love this one.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Did you guys write this?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yeah, we run the actually wrote this about you. This
is an intervention. It's not a canvas court. Okay, Now,
I can totally understand how this would be annoying. I think, Judge,
and all due respect, you're gonna be biased about this
because this is literally you.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
This is literally you.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Shared workspace workspace workspace workspace is is special. No, but seriously, though,
when you're that close to people all day, you gotta
be considerate about others.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Yeah, that's got to be a nightmare, because like, we
don't take individual phone calls at our job, Like some
people do, Like we take phone calls as a group,
you know what I mean, which is much better because
we know, I know when not to sing. That's the difference,
you know, thank God. Like and we play music. We
listen to music all day and so it's like, how
is something not going to be stuck in my head?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
We do. But if we're if we're in a regular office,
like even here are salespeople, they're in cubicles. Yeah, they're
on top of each other if they have to take
a call to any kind of personal call, which is
a lot of not even business, just business. You want
to be kind of have your own space in any call. Yeah,
I don't know how people work at cubicles, so they
have to go to like little rooms that we have
if they want to talk. But that's annoying.
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
So if you're on top of each other and you're singing,
oh my god, Like if who was doing this to me?
And like, if we're around each other enough, if he
started singing all day, I'd be like, dude, you got
to shut up. Come on, you know, you gotta stop.
I absolutely think now is this something though, Cannis, you
want to take to.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
The boss, right, I mean I don't know that you
want to take it to the boss. If it's impacting
your work, yeah, it's gonna be an issue. But then
I wonder do they have like the little phone booths
at this office and it's like, well, she's just trying
to stay or at the desk and work, you know
what I mean. Also, I'd really like to know what
this coworker is singing? Is it like, is it wicked?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
There's levels tho, it's annoying, you know, Okay, No, it's
annoying no matter what is going on. I would be
I would go crazy, like what does your annoying coworker do?
Eight three three seven eight seven one nine? What does
that one annoying coworker do? Maybe something that bugs you
every single day? But it's not something you could technically
go to the boss for, because this is in that
gray area where you're like, how do you go to
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the boss and be like, oh my.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
God, Lisa will not stop singing?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Right, you're grown, move cubicles if you have to.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Don't have that.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Maybe you don't have that option, don't go to the
balls to do it. I wouldn't go to the boss technically,
I would just probably have it out with this person.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
People go to the boss for petty your things, so
yeah they do. I'm curious, Candice. It doesn't matter what
we think, It doesn't matter what poo thinks. It matters
what you think you are. And I know how it's
gonna go. You do yeah, because you're a singer, you're
this person I am. Yeah, So we'll see what the
verdict is. But I have a feeling. I know it's way.
It's gonna sway.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Well.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
See, the difference is that I know my limits, and
I too can be annoyed by someone singing. This person
is guilty of being a tone daft Tanya. Whoa I mean,
if you're a sing sing well, at least I was
on key when I sing, and I sing the best
parts of the songs, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Okay, you were on key?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Well what key?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Hikey low key, hikey on key?
Speaker 6 (33:43):
You were on key?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Okay, next time you do this, I'm gonna record it
and we'll see. Okay, she is guilty of being a.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Ton Tanya, right on key.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
These Texas Tough stories on the Dance with the Kid
in the.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Morning only on the new Mix one or two point nine.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yes, on a Monday morning, and struggle is real. But
you got this good news is Disneyland vacation on us.
You can win that, So listen.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
That's coming up.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Like I'm thirty minutes away, so make sure you have
a song. Candice Lopez, what is.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Going on in our world?
Speaker 7 (34:16):
Well?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I do want to update you. The Pentagon just held
a briefing to address the expanding war with Iran. Three
US fighter jets, they say, accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti
air defenses. The US military says this is a friendly
fire incident, and then all crews have been recovered and
are in stable condition. They also confirmed hundreds of missions
over land and see our in progress and that the
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US has air superiority. And that's the latest. I'm sure
we're going to hear more about this as the morning continues,
but I wanted to update you on that.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Well, I mean, real quick, how do you accidentally shoot
somebody down?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah? Like what you at?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
You accident? Can we not figure this out?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
We're shooting people down and then you know it's not US,
it's Kuwait But still that's pretty that's an intense mistake.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Yeah, I made some mistakes on the job.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Never that bad, No, thankfully, Nah, the pilots are okay, yes,
and let me upd you on the weather here at
home this week, very springlight start to the work week.
We'll have some clouds today, a high around seventy five,
but overall warm this week. Rain chances start Wednesday. They
are saying we have a decent chance for severe thunderstorms
at sixty two outside right now. And Dallas police are
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searching for a driver who struck a motorcycle officer early
this morning on I thirty five. This call caused a
multi mile backup northbound I thirty five passed Inwood near Commonwealth.
That police officer was headed home on his department motorcycle
when it was struck. That driver left the scene. The
officer was able to get off of the roadway, but
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then his motorcycle was hit by another car. Thankfully, I
know it was kind of chaotic this morning over there,
but thankfully he wasn't hit. He was transported to the
hospital expected to recover, but police did later find an
abandoned vehicle that appeared to be the one involved, so
they're now looking for the person responsible. But that was
just a you know, a traffic mess over there this morning.
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And NBC says they will take a hard look at
Pink while she guest hosts The Kelly Clarkson Show this week.
They will be considering her to replace Kelly when that
show comes to an end later this year. A source
is saying, Pink, you know, how's what it takes. She's
natural and friendly, super nice and easy to work with.
And I also heard that she's actually already moved from
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California to New York City where the show is taped,
so that would be a big sign that maybe this
is gonna be her job.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah, I think she would do great.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Honestly, I saw somebody hating on her online and I'm
so tired of this, Like celebrities, people age.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Someone posted a picture of Pink and they were going
in They were like, oh my god, she looks so
different people age.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yeah, she's a mom, a woman, a musician.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
For like, maybe she's not what you remember, but you know,
I feel so bad for celebrities who have to or
anyone who have to go through this because they don't
want to get tons of work done that's their prerogative. Yeah,
don't like everybody. Over the weekend, the big thing was
Jim Carrey is cloned. Oh Jim Carrey, that's not him,
(37:20):
That is not him. He's looks so different, his eyes
are different. He's sixty four years old, right, he's not.
And people are going in on it. This is a conspiracy,
it's not. I think I didn't see it. I'm like,
this is him. If anything, he's acting different because he's
an artist, and I think he's doing something performative to like,
(37:41):
he's creating a character. She's always done, she's always done.
He's done a character to me, and like, this is
obviously Jim Carrey. But I just don't get like how
we'll go in on you. Oh that's not them.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Britney Spears is a little bit different. Oh yeah, because
that's not That feels like it's more than aging. Feels
like there's something else going on, and her physical appearance
looks different and that's sad. Yeah, but can we get
over calling like celebrities or anybody out going, Oh my god,
she's cloned? Yet not everybody people age people look different. Yeah,
(38:14):
it doesn't, And I'd like, you know, people don't want
to have maybe necessarily facelifts, botox and all this. Sometimes
it's it is what it is.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, I agree, I agree, and I appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I'm Canda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories. Oh
that's a hot take.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
Let us know what you think.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Here's today's hot take.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I can't wait to talk about this. It's mixed one
or two point nine. Bill at a kid, Canda Slopez
is here, producer who is here? And you know, there's
always drama around dating. Dating sucks.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
It's not easy. It is not easy out here for
men or women.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
And some people are like, Billy, you always signed with
the women? And well usually because they're saying, yeah, men
are crazy.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Oh yeah, sometimes I side with the guys.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Don't get me wrong. Who always sides with the guys?
I feel like we'll see in this situation what you think.
So this guy posted about how he had a date
set up a first date, was gonna grab a drink
with a woman, right, and she text him about an
hour before the date, so they were going out seven.
She send him a text at five point fifty eight,
and he actually posted the screen shot on X and
(39:13):
had people comment what they thought about it. He said,
if you got this an hour before a first date
on a Friday night, would you cancel? He wrote, And
then you could see the screenshot of what she said.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
She says. The girl says, hey, excited to meet for
a drink.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Just wanted to say, I have a friend's birthday party
at nine thirty, so we'll have to wrap it up before.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Then, but see you soon. Okay, that's what she said,
and he goes, Hmm, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Oh, cancels the date thirty minutes beforehand. Oh, thirty minutes
before the date. This guy cancels the date because he goes,
I don't like that. I don't like the way that feels.
I don't like that because you know, I'm sorry, I
asked you out for a drink and now you telling
me we're gonna have to wrap it up.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
He didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
People were mixed on it, though, surprisingly because to me,
I mean, I feel like I definitely know who's in
the wrong here. Yeah, and it's definitely himm hmm, definitely him.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Did she literally say wrap it up?
Speaker 6 (40:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:14):
That's cringe if she did, or was it just paraphrasy?
Speaker 6 (40:18):
No, No, no, I'm reading the text verbiacause words are cringe.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
She said, excited to meet for a drink. Just wanted
to say, I have a friend's birthday party nine thirty,
so we'll have to wrap it up before then see
you soon.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
No, you ain't gonna tell me to wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
First of all, we planned for his date, So.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
You're meeting at seven, she has a party at nine thirty.
You're meeting for a drink. Okay, okay, yeah, she's.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Giving good expectations. The communication is very clear. But why
did she wait till then to tell him? Wouldn't she
tell him when he when they planned the date?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Why would she have to tell him anything she knew
about her friend's birthday to tell I would know about
her friend's birthday way before I make plans with some girl.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
What does it matter? Because what does it mean?
Speaker 4 (40:57):
So wait, so you're you're telling me because first of all,
it's not a dinner, it's a drink.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
That's mean for a drink.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Totally get that a drink?
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You need two and a half hours, you expect if
we call for a drink, we're gonna be out all night.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
The convo might be good.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
We might it might be the party with exactly, but
he screwed up and he fumbled the bag because he's
so dumb and he thinks he's entitled to her entire night.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Yeah, she sounds really considerate, like if you were going
to plan anything else like later, this is the time
frame that we're open for.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
I thought.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I thought it was actually something she didn't even have
to feel obligated to do. Well, why not just say, hey,
let's just meet Saturday because I have something to do.
Have you ever set up a date and said, hey,
I'm I have to leave it this time?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (41:43):
No, he never said that, right.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
So guess what because you're not But you don't expect
to be out with that person all night long on
a first date for a drink.
Speaker 8 (41:53):
Just if I make a date with you, it's me
and you, not a time stamp on it. I got
leave so I can go somewhere else. No, then I
don't want your time.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
I feel like this is something maybe I would have
done back in the day because I feel like I'm
considerative people's time and I want them to know, like
this is what the expectation is. Yes, you know this
is where I have to be.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I thought it was overly considerate of hurt. Now then,
so he writes back, or basically, this is what he
says online. I don't know if he wrote this to her,
but he canceled the date, and I thought it was interesting.
He didn't really post what he said to her back,
but he canceled thirty minutes before and then on X
when he posted, he said, she's just trying to kill
time and maybe get a couple pregame drinks in Oh,
(42:35):
she does what she actually wants to do.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
No thanks, Wow, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I wouldn't do that, but I still want Would you.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Assume that she just wants a free drink? He's got
bad dating history, and he's putting it off on.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
This while right like, don't carry your baggage over to
the next time.
Speaker 5 (42:53):
Yeah, red flag, Yeah you're the red flag.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
He thinks she's the red flag. So I love what
she says back though, because and he posted it.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
He posted it. He cancels thirty minutes before the date.
She texts him this.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
She says, it's pretty rude to cancel on someone thirty
minutes before I took the time to do my makeup
outfit and get ready. I'm dating intentionally. In two hours
is more than enough time to get to know someone
for a first date. So not sure what you were thinking.
I don't think we're on the same page here, So
I'm going to reject our rain check.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Oh because he said we should just reschedule.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Okay, we should just reschedule if you don't have all night, right, bro?
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Save your money?
Speaker 9 (43:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Like nothing.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Would you not agree that after if a guy did
that to you, would you be out, out out out
I'm out anyway.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I'm telling you, I'm just rescheduling.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I've never had a girl cancel on me like that
to go, So he's not canceling.
Speaker 8 (43:50):
I'm just saying, when I've gone out on dates or whatever,
it's me and that person.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I've never had somebody say cha I'm about it is.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
You and that person. That's what I don't think you're understanding.
It's still you two going out. You're just she's somewhere.
But does she it's a first date? You you expect
her to stay all night with you?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I mean I don't, I mean no, no, I mean
I just say, how long does a.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
First date go on? A drink?
Speaker 7 (44:15):
Like?
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Let's wrap it up. Two and a half hours is enough?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
That sounds like plenty of times perfect. Be different if
when they planned the day, she was like, Yeah, that
sounds good. We can meet for a drink at seven.
I just have to be at a party by nine thirty?
Is that different?
Speaker 8 (44:28):
If I would have heard that, I would have been like, okay, cool.
I probably wouldn't have been as many.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
You're control free?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Interesting you are.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
If a guy said if I was dating, and some
guys said that to me, I'd be like, uh, what,
what the why are you so concerned what I'm doing
after our date? We're busy. If I schedule any amount
of time, then shouldn't he be grateful? Yeah, shouldn't be
grateful that? Oh, like, she's going out of her way
to make a couple hours for me. I appreciate that
and I'll take it. If he would have just been, hey,
(44:59):
let's have a good time and not focus on anything else,
I bet any money he'd have been she would have
been like, Hey, you should just.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Come with me to this thing exactly what's going super good?
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Yeah, why don't you just come?
Speaker 5 (45:09):
That's on him, don't be a weirdo. Look at the
party with me. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
You know more of this story, don't be a weirdo.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah, and I know exactly now so many people like, hey,
I think I know why poohs single Oh.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
Put this on the list. The first drink.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I'm gonna have to spend the whole weekend with my god,
it's Bairely the kid candicelowpans producer poo Earlier were talking
about this annoying things your coworkers do. So maybe we'll
go over what annoys us with each other and just confess.
It's almost like a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, but I'm gonna let you guys go first to
see how mean you are, and then I'll gauge myself.
I mean, I want to be though first though. Okay, Brittany,
you got one. What thing does your coworker do or.
Speaker 11 (45:49):
He takes multiple breaks throughout the day to go smoke.
Then she comes back into our very tiny office. It's
knowing like a bar.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Oh, yes, we know people who do this, and like,
I don't smoke, so I'm very sensed when it comes
to smoke.
Speaker 11 (46:07):
Yes, me too, Like I've kept receipts on it because
she drives me insane. Uh. She gets there like nine forty.
Every day she's supposed to be there at nine. She
leaves at four every day she's not supposed to live
until five.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
God, she a supervisor. How does she get away with
all this?
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Because she's essentially up one of the managers. But she
also will talk to herself throughout the day and it
distracts me. So I listen to music. So as I'm
listening to music, she's talking to me, and I can't
realize that she's talking because I think she's talking to herself,
and so I'm like, I had to push my earphone off.
(46:48):
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I was, you know, I
was jamming.
Speaker 7 (46:50):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (46:51):
What did you need? And she goes, don't you just
hate it working here? And I'm like every day.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Now.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
The smoke thing is weird because we've had arguments about
people who smoke, like how many breaks do they get?
Speaker 11 (47:04):
Because like, if I left my desk for fifteen minutes
a day or like fifteen minute increment a day, I
get in trouble.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
How many times do you think she goes out?
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Oh, I've the highest one that she's because again I
get peeved by this fust county. The highest that she's
done in a day is six six bas Oh.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
My smoke iverged it out.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
Let's just say it was ten minutes eat. She spent
an hour of that work day. But she already gets
there forty minutes late and leaves an hour early. Yeah,
an hour smoking.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
Just go out there and drink your diet coke, your
fridge cigarette.
Speaker 11 (47:40):
My husband, I said, I need one of those cigarettes
that look like a cigarette but they blow out bubbles.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Yeah, just get candy cigarettes. Yeah, thank you, Brittany.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Oh okay, and there's some good ones coming into add
Billy on the radio. On Instagram, Michelle and Plano says,
my cubicle neighbor is the worst. She's a loud talker. Ooh,
talkers are intense, especially first thing in the morning.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Oh yeah, that person's like morning, You're like, get some
thoughts together, calm down.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Farah and Arlington said, the woman in the cubicle next
to me wears too much perfume.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Oh, and to make it worse, it's cheap perfume. Oh,
that does make it worse, Right, how do you tell
someone you can't? Really? But it becomes a problem. Smells
when you're around people.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Gotta be careful about your smells, Sarah, and for Wrest said, oh, now,
co worker, my coworker is not only a loud talker,
but she's allowed typer.
Speaker 9 (48:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
Oh interesting, I think we work with one of those.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Well, when my nails are longer, then it's louder. Yeah,
and you could hear it more. So that's what I
have my nail foul here. If it gets too loud,
I just try to file my nails a little bit.
Speaker 6 (48:47):
Okay, Well, while we're out it, go ahead and just
say Candice, what bothers me? Or what bothers you about me?
And pooh?
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Well, lately you've started voice texting your phone a lot.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
Man. It's like, yeah, are you talking to me? Or pooh,
I'm talking to you?
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Oh okay, yeah, it sounds like you don't notice it. Well,
we'll just be sitting here and then all of a
sudden you'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna be there at
ten thirty. What okay, all right, we'll tell her that's
not cool.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
What it's not cool?
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Well, yeah, because I need the other side. I need
the other read back what's being texted to you in
between your voice text And then I'll be.
Speaker 6 (49:20):
Like cool if I wasn't if I was texting, you
wouldn't know the other side anyway.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
I know, okay, I know half the story and I
need the other hand.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
All right, let me mentally note that. Yeah, okay, I
got it. All right, there you go. Don't go ahead, puh,
since you're going in on me, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
What do I do that annoys you? As you really
don't do? Nothing that annoys me about you is that
you prank me? And I guess the annoying thing is
because I never can get you. I try to, I
try to do it, I start laughing or whatever. But yeah,
that's all the thing. Yeah, it gets me all the time.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Place prankster.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, it ain't safe bathroom, It don't matter, elevator.
Speaker 6 (49:59):
You got my personality. Sorry, I like to prank people.
I love pranky canvas too.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, exactly, we know.
Speaker 6 (50:05):
All right, So can I go in on you guys?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Now?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I guess. Oh this just accidentally came up and he
has a whole list Yeah, in alphabetical orders.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Wow, canis no. The only complaining I have about Cannis
is the stinky food she brings in.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
Well, I meal prep today and I warned you guys,
and I said I brought eggs today. I'm gonna try
to make it quick. Yeah, so I put the lid
off and on. Do you don't even notice that I
was over here?
Speaker 11 (50:32):
I did.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
As quick as I could.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
Cannis, the lid cannot.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Contain, but it's better than leaving it open.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
And this is the is the girl at work who
heats up fish in the breaker. Yep, and we love her.
But that's a problem, you know. So that's my one complain,
my complaint against Pooh.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
There's what do I do? You don't stop eating?
Speaker 4 (50:56):
So the sounds are NonStop from that area in the studio,
just a lot of munch.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Trying to back up, y'all. Don't hear me, please, he
eats fast and listen's to the toll way. You're not
backing up? What about cannas? Cannais? You want to say
something about poo?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
I had to do with food too, But it's just
that you're a bad influence because the snacks you bring
are not the healthiest. I'm over here trying to eat
oatmeal while you have sour patch kids in a granola bar.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
Yeah that's true, okay, can what about Pooh going on canvas?
Why don't you go. I mean, I don't have no complaints.
Oh see, thanks?
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Oh my, you.
Speaker 6 (51:30):
Stick for each other. Why why would I ask? Do
you want to gotcha? You're nasty?
Speaker 7 (51:40):
Tough stories on the tents with Billy they get in the.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
Why can't slow pez?
Speaker 5 (51:46):
What's going on about the city of Austin is grieving
the loss of two people who were killed and fourteen
others that were wounded after a gunman opened fire in
Austin Sixth Street early Sunday morning. Police arrived within fifty
seven seconds of that first emergecy call and we're able
to take the suspect out at the scene. The Texas
National Guard has been deployed. A motive is currently unknown,
(52:08):
but I know they have increased patrols in the area
and of course across the University of Texas campus, which was,
you know, not far from this where this happened Sunday morning.
So I just wanted to update you on that tough
weekend for everyone in Austin.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
We're thinking about them. I love that city, so many
good people.
Speaker 4 (52:23):
And if it becomes that it was terrorism, and I
know they suspect that it's just like it's scary because what.
Speaker 7 (52:28):
Do you do?
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (52:30):
You just have to be vigilant and make sure that
you know you're aware of your surroundings and do everything
we can.
Speaker 6 (52:34):
But it's sad, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
Let's get an update on the weather this week because
we have some changes coming, warm and cloudy starts of
the week before rain moves in by Wednesday. We do
have pretty solid chances for severe thunderstorms for the second
half of the week. It is sixty four degrees right now.
And this new report says the biggest motivator for fast
and casual dining is basically just people are exhausted, and
(52:57):
I could not agree with this more. Their data says
that fort of trips to these restaurants happened because of
simple fatigue. So they say, you know, fast food isn't
chosen for adventure, it's chosen for relief. People are just
too tired to cook at home and struggle with figuring
out what to make for dinner.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
You're saying fast food is hashtag duh fast food hashtag duh.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:20):
Fast casual is fast.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
Food fast food or fast casual like you know, the
faster restaurants where you know you can get in or
you're gonna go somewhere and do takeout orders just the
same time, like.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
At Chipole or something like that.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah, Chipotle.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
Is it just me?
Speaker 6 (53:34):
Or is it becoming easier and cheaper?
Speaker 4 (53:36):
I mean it's always been easier to eat out, but
it's almost becoming cheaper, you think, so, I mean it's
getting close because everything's so expensive. It's almost like well,
I mean, like you know, a big hack to me
is I'll go up and I'll get the party like
pack at Chipotle or whatever, like the almost the a
big meal, family meal.
Speaker 6 (53:55):
Yeah, and that's my meal prep for the week.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Yeah, I've seen that hack online before that for like
meal preppers. You know, you just have your protein or
rice or veggies boom.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
And if I would have bought chicken and all that
stuff at home, it would have probably been close to
the same price.
Speaker 6 (54:08):
Yeah, so it's like, well, why not just have it
prepared and ready?
Speaker 7 (54:10):
Yeah? For sure.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
People's top choices for when they're tired and don't want
to cook. We're five guys and raising canes, and then
for picking up dinner on the way home. People were
most likely to also grab raising Canes or the top
choice for affordability but also a full filling meal would
be Panda Express, which we're hitting that a lot lately.
Yeah it is good, yum, yeah, yeah guys. Harry Styles
(54:39):
drops his new album on Friday. He performed at the
Brits over the weekend, where fans noticed a bunch of
promo ads for the album that also have the Netflix
logo on them. So, while nothing has been confirmed, people
think he could be teasing an album album documentary for Netflix.
I hope that comes true. Speaking of new albums, actually
listened to Bruno Mar's new album road Trip over the weekend.
(55:01):
I listened to that love this album. Every song on
that album is so so good.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
He is one of the most talented people. Yeah, it
is good, but you got to be careful because that
is almost so romantic. It might get you depressed if
you're single. Ah, just saying, just throwing that, not that
that I cried, Not that I listened to it and
cried this weekend. Okay, I didn't do that.
Speaker 5 (55:19):
You could No, No, I did not come on, No,
you wouldn't do that. All right, those are your Texas
top stories.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
Speaker 7 (55:30):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
I mixed one of two point nine and Billy a Kid.
Happy Monday, Candice Lopez, she's here, Producer, who is here?
It's a very Monday Monday. Outside it's just very blonde
and the struggle is real.
Speaker 6 (55:42):
And everyone I talked to they're like, I don't know
what's going on with my son? Is I feel like.
Speaker 5 (55:45):
Everybody's sick and yeah allergies.
Speaker 6 (55:48):
Yes, something is going on. Either way, Hopefully you were
doing well.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
If you get a secret, you'd let us know, confess
anytime you want at eight three three seven eight seven
one o two nine eight three three seven eight seven
one o two nine.
Speaker 6 (55:58):
And you have a secret, bring it. What's okay?
Speaker 9 (56:01):
So I'm about to sound completely insane. I'm gonna put
it out there.
Speaker 6 (56:05):
Good insane.
Speaker 10 (56:07):
But but my bestie is my bestie, and I'm always
gonna like do what's best for my bestie.
Speaker 7 (56:12):
Right.
Speaker 10 (56:13):
So she got passed up for a promotion at work,
and this girl slays every day. She outperforms everybody, including
this one random guy in her department, and somehow she
got passed up for a promotion and he got.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
The perform.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
I don't like that.
Speaker 10 (56:30):
I know, like we already had our place picked out
for like a celebratory brunch and everything.
Speaker 9 (56:35):
So it was like a big disappointment, even to me.
I'm like her best cheerleader, right. Well, her boss tried.
Speaker 10 (56:41):
To like smooth it over and say, you know what,
he's not even getting a raise. We just need him
to feel like he's moving up since he's been here
longer than you.
Speaker 6 (56:51):
Jeez god, boss said that, Wow, yeah, my friend.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
So basically he's getting the promotion's been there longer and
that's the only reason we need to make him feel
like he's moving up.
Speaker 10 (57:05):
And like, here's the thing, he has not even been
there that much longer than my friend. And it all
just seems kind of sketchy that he made it a
point to say, like, oh, he's not getting more money,
it's just like a title.
Speaker 6 (57:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (57:17):
So I did what any rational best friend would do,
and I went on a date with this guy.
Speaker 6 (57:26):
What not with the guy that the boss, No, not
the boss, the guy who got to raise or promotion.
Speaker 10 (57:32):
Obviously, yes, not because I like him, not because I
want to be with him, but because I wanted to
find out how much is this guy making.
Speaker 6 (57:44):
Extra extra.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
You actually went out on a date with this guy
to be nosy in a snoop even though you are
not interested whatsoever?
Speaker 10 (57:54):
Good for you?
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Good for you?
Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (57:57):
I did.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
I can't see if this boss is long or what?
Speaker 7 (58:00):
What?
Speaker 5 (58:01):
What's really going on?
Speaker 6 (58:02):
The can is over here? Okay, I'm just watching. Sure,
So what happened?
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Well?
Speaker 10 (58:09):
I was ready, you know, I've taken some acting classes,
so I was ready to just order an appetizer and
like slide in, you know, something really funny, like so, so,
what's the new.
Speaker 9 (58:19):
Satary looking like? Or you know whatever.
Speaker 10 (58:21):
Yeah, this man, this man would not crack. So I
tried everything.
Speaker 9 (58:26):
I tried, you know, making jokes like, oh, hey.
Speaker 10 (58:29):
You know, are we celebrating a big pay bump? And
you know, how's the new role going? And things like that,
are we celebrating.
Speaker 9 (58:36):
A raise tonight? I like did a toast and he
just kept saying like really vague stuff.
Speaker 6 (58:42):
This is hysterical. So you do all this to find
Please tell me you found out? Did he get a raise?
Speaker 9 (58:49):
Did not find out? Nothing?
Speaker 10 (58:51):
Oh my, but here's the worst part. Now I have
a stage five clinger.
Speaker 9 (58:58):
Oh it's worse.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
The man is in love with me.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
Do not leave me alone.
Speaker 9 (59:04):
But the problem is, y'all, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (59:09):
You have a boyfriend, and you went out with this
I don't even know why. I assume you didn't. I
assume you were single.
Speaker 5 (59:16):
Because he goes out on a date.
Speaker 6 (59:17):
You have a date, You have a boyfriend, And now.
Speaker 10 (59:22):
I have a Stage five claner who texts me good
morning every morning?
Speaker 9 (59:26):
That kind of clinger?
Speaker 6 (59:27):
Did you? You didn't tell your boyfriend that you did this?
Speaker 9 (59:30):
No, because I don't think. I mean, hello, you're already
like you had a boyfriend, and I don't think he
would understand.
Speaker 6 (59:35):
No, I don't think he would either.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
But problem some people have crazy relationships where they tell
them I'm gonna go on a date with this guy.
Speaker 6 (59:40):
And to be like okay, whatever. Yeah, some people are crazy.
I wouldn't be like okay with it at all.
Speaker 10 (59:46):
So I told you, Wow, I think I sounded crazy.
I went on a freaking date with a guy with
a boyfriend just to do.
Speaker 9 (59:52):
A personal follary investigation.
Speaker 10 (59:54):
We're besty and now clinger, I'm freaked out that my
boyfriend will flip out if he he finds out.
Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
And I didn't even get the tea.
Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
And now I've just created this disaster and the moral
of the story, you guys is just be careful how
far you go for your ride or.
Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Die bestie, because sometimes you just take a ride into chaos.
Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
And that is my life right now.
Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
I gotta say, though, people need you are a ride
or die friend for real. I mean, look at you.
She ought to love you forever for this.
Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
I feel like I need the raise after all you you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Do you do because that is something I don't know.
I wouldn't have done this for for I gotta be honest, Pooh.
I love you, Pooh, but if you asked me to
do this, I'd be like, no, what I would do
it for you? Well, you want to go on any
kind of date?
Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
About to get out of here. We'll see you later
And it's bailing a kid.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Candice slow Pants to producer Poop, thank you for listening
for starting your day with us. So many chances, by
the way to win this Disneyland vacation. So make sure
you listen on the forties every hour all day. So yeah,
hook that up and getting ready for Dirty Little Secret
tomorrow and it's going to be a good one.
Speaker 9 (01:00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Well, I've been trying to get this girl.
Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
To call in for a few days now because she
has a very unique situation that I've never heard of
before on Dirty Little Secret. It has to do with
her kid, okay, and the father of her child and
him not knowing something Oh pretty big. Okay to me
would be a big thing. But I'll let you decide tomorrow.
(01:01:20):
Will do that at seven thirty can it's what do
you got going on today?
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Well, tonight's our only night without sports for the next
six nights, so I know what I'm not doing his
sports tonight?
Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Well, you won't have sports later on the week. It's
gonna rain.
Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Well maybe, well, we have some basketball stuff indoors, but
we do have our first baseball game Thursday night outside,
so we'll see. But tonight we're just gonna relax and
regroup from our road trip over the weekend and do laundry.
I hate doing laundry on Mondays, but it just is
what it is because we weren't home.
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Over the weekend, so Sunday night, Yeah, I'm gonna do
laundry today too, and I have to redo it because
I left it in the dry or in the washer
and forgot about it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
Oh yeah, say not the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
So then you open it up and I'm like, no,
now they feel weird. Oh yeah, if how long it's
too long for him to sitting there and before you
like a.
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Day is too long?
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
A day?
Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Overnight?
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
A few hours? Yeah, overnight? Oh over. I felt like
them might be musty. Yeah, he can't be musty.
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
If nothing else, what are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Pro I have a choir concert to go to. Yeah,
my son, Paul, he has a choir cor I know
he was inquiring. Yeah, he's inquired. All right?
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Were you get that he could sing?
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
You?
Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
Nothing to get that from you?
Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
I mean he's okay, he can hold a note, he's okay, Yeah,
he can hold an God.
Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
He's not listening to.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Say about me. But you're child.
Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
It's not the fact about it, my son, it's those
other kids. What do you mean some of them can't sing?
Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
You know when I was, when I was coming up,
you had to actually hold a note. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
When you inquire?
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Yeah, I think everybody gets a participation. Only have a
preview of the choir concert tonight. Yeah, No, I'm sure
they are.
Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Ye, it's just your eye.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Nothing better than a Kid's Choir concert,
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