5/13/2026-Full Show:Was Her Dress Too Much for a Wedding?”

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
FW It's time to welcome Welcome Billion, BILLI the Can
Lead the Kid, Billy the Kid, You Leave the Kid
in the Morning, starring the one and Only Candace Love
Pez and producer Pooh the Kid in.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Morning, over life and logo Billy's a Kid in
the Morning, Good Morning. It's mixed one on two point nine.
Billy the Kid, Canda slow Pass is here, Producer Poo
is here. It's Wednesday. For a minute, I thought it
was Tuesday, and I was like so confused, lost track

(00:36):
of the days, and I didn't know what was going on.
But I'm here, Candis, and I'm feeling good. How are
you good?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I'm good. Every day is just running together right now
during May Somber, that's for sure. Yeah, Eric says, you
guys are gonna make fun of me for what I
brought for breakfast today because I thought yesterday was gonna
have time to boil eggs, meal prep, do the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
And we had a.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Baseball game yesterday, which I thought that game was at
seven point fifteen.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I read the email wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It was actually at six, but I figured that out
in time to make it. But it just cut into
my meal prep time.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Right, What did you bring well ground.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Meat and chickpeas? Because because we got home so late
that I made, you know, started making dinner and Eric
took over for me to go, you know, shower and
all that stuff. So I was just like, just set
me aside some protein because I.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Didn't have time to meal prep.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So he set.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Aside some of the meat.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
So ground beef, yeah, and chickpeas well.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, because I had some chickpeas that I made like
a salad earlier in.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
The day, and no, naturally who does Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I just grabbed them, you know, and put them aside
to bring to work today because that's all I had.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's great. Well, well, you know what, as long as
you're happy.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
And you're yeah, I mean it's I'm not happy about it,
but it'll do.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's real food.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Here's my thing. The ground beef is fine. Yeah, do
we really need the chickpeas?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I can't just eat ground beef fiber or something you
can eat.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I eat just ground beef all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Meat, yes, yeah, you don't eat vegetables with it or anything.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Sometimes you don't have a bell pepper or something.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I didn't have a bell pepper. I had no veggies.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
What did they call that? They call it a man's meal,
they call it something. It's a trendy thing that they've
been calling it because they sometimes guys will just eat
some grown meat, like I'll just eat ground meat.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Sometimes as opposed to girl dinner.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, it's a it's a guy for breakfast today.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well, good for you. I wonder if this studio smells already.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I was kind of crossing my fingers that you'd bring
more sweet potatoes today because yesterday you surprised us with
giant potatoes.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I know, listen, I'm a sweet potato kind of guy.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I no, I'm happy about it. I gets the benefit.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I forded you something where this guy went to a
lady who literally all she does at this place. You know,
there's a new trend going around where people are selling
food on Craigslist.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
What I just saw that and I haven't been able
to finish it.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah. No, Like people are they're having like pretty much
restaurants out out of their house. And I thought, who
would do this? And there's a guy who just reviews
no stuff that he buys off of people's houses and meals,
and nine times out of ten they're incredible.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
No way.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, for such a good deal. So there's there's some
woman on Craigslist that does She calls herself the potato Lady.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, did you see that guy that went viral selling
pizzas out of his apartment and lowering them down.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
There was a whole line down the.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Street this pizza that started with him back in the
day in COVID and he was selling pizza and making
a ton of money. And now there's a line down
the street to get this guy's pizza that he makes
on his balcony.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, I'm gonna start.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Selling potatoes, sweet potatoes.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You should, yeah, the potato lady. Yeah, but well this guy,
the potato Lady, though, she sells sweet potatoes like I make. Yeah,
but she does it with a s'more on it. Oh
so she makes them with marshmallows and reces almost like
a assert. Yeah, yeah, you should check my DM sometimes.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I saw the guy opened the container with.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Take your cheek peace somewhere else? All right, fine? Whatever? Anyways, Britisher,
who was you're smelling like chickpeas?

Speaker 6 (04:01):
No?

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Last night I got to speak in front of the
Haltam City City Council.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Wow, yeah, can you believe that? On behalf of our
buddy Danny clause I can't be I can't believe that
Danny trusted you to get me a city council yeah
to speak. Basically, what was going on? Is he because
I wrote a letter for Danny. We love our friend Danny, Yeah,
we do. And I don't know what I can say
and what I can't say. But he owns this business

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called Clausnia, and there's a business opening up right by him,
basically copying him. Oh yeah, And it's not fair because
Danny's a great guy and he does awesome things for
the community. And you don't want to see somebody's business
hurt because somebody's trying to basically copy yours. Right, So
he was like going in front of the council City council,
and I wrote a letter saying he's a great guy

(04:50):
and he does great charitable things with us. But I
didn't know who was going to speak. Did you not record? No? Fail, no, no,
you're not allowed to have your Yes, you are to
city council meeting and talking to the public.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I don't know see it on the news.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Danny was clown to me because I had to go
by my government name, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, Clarence.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
But when I said Danny and Michael and everybody kind
of looked at me because I said my name and
they were like, that's your name, and I'm like, golly,
I just get.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
So you were vouching for Danny. Here's what I don't
understand though. If you know you're going to do this, Candice,
do you wear a hoodie?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah. You go in front of city council, in
front of the city, the mayor, everybody in Haultimate, Do
you want.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
To make your best impressione.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
And you wear a hoodie?

Speaker 7 (05:47):
This it was my nice hoodie. Yeah, but this wasn't
the main city council. This is the like right up
under them, because Danny had on shorees.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
There's somebody else in there. Yeah, there was another guy
in there with his cowboy hat, so it was a
hats respect him. Yeah, it was okay, but yeah, I'm
going back on June eighth, okay, so yeah, yeah, we
got he's gonna lose this bit. We've got to go
back one more time.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
So yeah, but I was just like, I was kind
of nervous, but then you know, I powered through.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
What did you say? And believe it or not? They
listened to us, and I have something for you too,
Billy who listens to us the council folks, Oh, I
believe that I love that listen.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
To the show to you.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
They listen to the show.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Because after afterwards they came up and she was like,
me and my daughter, we listened to you that I
love Altim City.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, yeah, I just can't believe the poop went up
there and disrespected the city and in his hoodie. But
I wore the hoodie with the least amount of stains.
Top stories with Billy the Kid in.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
The morning only on the new Mixed one or.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Two points what. Unfortunately, after Pooh spoke to council, they
have closed Danny's business. No, no, yes, they've actually kicked
Danny in claus Aia out of the city. So thanks love. No,
that was so nice. Dana, Yeah in Haltim City. She's
in zoning. Yes, she gave me a piece of a

(07:18):
flag that they do to honor fallen officers and they
do it. That was very special. Thank you, Dan. It's
really nice from zoning in Haltam City. I love Dana
and zoning. Yeah, I don't care what you say about
Dana and zoning. That's my girl. Guess what's going on?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, it's gonna be hot today, guys, just heads up.
We have the first air quality alert of the season.
It's gonna get up to ninety four for the high
at sixty four degrees right now. And Highland Park says
they are launching a new public transit service called Highland
Park on Demand.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
It starts today. So this service will.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Cover the city in a one mile radius around it.
And the reason I bring this up is because if
you remember, they're the city that voted to leave dart making,
you know, the first city to do this. And then
last week Frisco announced they're what they call micro transit option.
Remember the go zone, but this one is going to
connect to dart stations and other regional transit options. But

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this is the new trend. I guess micro transit.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is it free?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
It is not free? I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
See, public transportation in this city is not the best. Yeah,
so what makes it really hard if you go to
other cities, you know sometimes the public transportation people rely
on it and it's easy to navigate. Yeah, and when
you have to like get off one dart to go
to the micro transportation system, in the in this city
or village. It makes it so confusing. I'm just like,

(08:37):
I'm just gonna drive if I can.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, it's just interesting that these are starting to pup
pop up. I wonder, you know who the next city
will be to, you know, give a micro transit option,
because some people, I think would like this if they're
just you know, scooting around their city.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
But who's just scooting around their city?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, I mean people probably are.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I mean I don't scoot.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I scooted all over the bet Replex, So I just
don't know how that life works.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Scoot around Carrollton. But I'm gonna scooter on my golf cart.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Well there you go.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
I like, maybe you should start Carrollton's go zone on.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Your golf No, mine's a no zone. I'm driving you anywhare.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Micro transit right, guys?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
This is pretty cool news.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Bed Bathroom Beyond is making a comeback. They are scheduled
to return to ninety eight locations across the country, So
this is going to be combined with the container store locations.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
The company is based here in Texas, and the CEO
says they have started clearing out thirty percent of their
inventory to make roof for bed Bath and Beyond products.
The first location is going to open in Fort Worth
on Saturday. I think they're actually going to give me
a preview on Friday.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, because I'm obsessed with bed bathroom.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Those coupons were like everything, and you're going to be
able to use your old coupons if you still have them.
Stop lying, Yeah, I do you remember those?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I do?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, I stack them up and then they're all in there,
Bed Bath and Beyond right across the street from here
now from the station, and it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
So now that they're combining, yeah, that's it. But here's
the deal. If you like a sale. And I'm not
just saying this because at least not an advertisement commercial,
but they're clearing out so much stuff to make room
for things coming in. Go get it.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's a good good timing for people getting ready to
move for graduation and stuff real quick, guys. Bravo announced
the new series Secret Lies, Texas Wives. This is going
to be a new reality series set in the Hill Country.
Bravo says this is a working title. The official show description, though,
says it's set in the picture perfect town of its

(10:25):
Bernie Right Bernie, Texas, which is just northwest of San Antonio,
where wealth, beauty, faith, and family reigned supreme. So this
is like a tight knit group of glamorous women. The
series will follow their lives as they raise families, run ranches,
and manage sparkling social calendars.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm actually really.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Excited about this.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, they say forbidden romances could jeopardize the town's pristine image.
They haven't released any casting info or an air date yet,
But how good does this show?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Is this like a mix of like Yellowstone and Housewives
kind of? Yeah, I'm here for hill.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Country drama, like absolutely, Like I love seeing like these
wealthy wives.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I want a ranch, right, wouldn't it be cool to say,
I love you live in a ranch.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I know these like mini micro ranches or whatever they
ranchets they have down in the hill country are ye? Well,
I think they're just like smaller, you know, versions of
you know, a ranch. It's not like acredge, that's mass acreage.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I want a ranchet.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah. Same, you get out of the hill Country, you're
sold on like ranch life.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
It's so easy, it's so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I think that's my next phase.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah, you should do it.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
A rancher ranch cows. Yeah, I need a mini cow.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I'm pretty much gonna be the next whatever that guy
is on Yellowstone Dun. That's me really do Okay?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Those are your Texas top stories on Mix.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
We got a dirty little secret coming up at seven thirty.
Get ready for that. It's a mix. Someone on two
point nine bill at a kid Candae Lopez this year
producer poo is here. Let's hook you up with some
tickets and four pack of tickets and sesame read live.
Let's get you in. First caller the day, who's this Kevin? Hey, Kevin,
guess what you're calling? Number one? No way, bro, I

(12:09):
was just actual because you know, hearing the radio right now,
that's crazy. There you go, Ken, Where are you from?
I appreciate him? Man, where are you going to work
right now? Yes, Sarah, I'm a construction worker, a foreman. Hey,
shout out to all our construction workers. Yet in the show,
we appreciate you because I don't know what we do.
We'd have nothing without construction workers. And I see him
working so hard. I'm like in the heat, it's just

(12:30):
like I couldn't do it. I couldn't.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
Yes, Sir, I know, you know, it's summer times, but
I get hot. But guys, I love you. Guys.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Hey, we love you too. Man. Let me ask you this, Kevin,
how long do you think Poo would last if he
was working under you and you were his foreman, he.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
Would have been, you know, asking for water every five minutes.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
You're not wrong, Hey, Kevin, I'm gonna be sitting in
the truck with that ac.

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
The problem is Pooh thinks he's the foreman. Yeah, that's
the problem. Hey, Kevin, you stay right there. We appreciate
you listening. Man, Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
All right, thank you have a nice guy, you too, Kevin.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Don't work too hard. Stay hydrated every time. I seem
especially like construction workers, you know, the ones working on
the road. Oh yeah, oh man, thank god, you do this.
You gotta appreciate people and what they do.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
And we don't do that enough. So are in his flowers? Yeah?
Give Kevin his flowers.

Speaker 9 (13:23):
There.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
You can go real or fake news. Let's kick it
off right now. I'm gonna give you three headlines. You
gotta tell me which one is the fake story, which
one is fake? And the news is crazier and crazier
by the day. So sometimes it's hard, Yeah, really hard.
All right, first headline, you're ready, yep, South Korean surgeons
seeing a huge surge of young women asking for elf ears?
What South Korean surgeons seeing a huge surge of young

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women asking for elf ears?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Okay, like pointy, maybe that.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Is headline number one. Headline number two, woman turns blue
after taking a common antibiotic. Woman turns blue after making
a common antibiotic. Headline number three. Man sues Jim for
making him quote too sore. Man sues Jim for making

(14:13):
him quote too sore. All right, three headlines. You gotta
tell me which one? Which one is the fake story? Candace?
Would you like to go first? Would you like to
pass it to La Pooper?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh? This is a hard one today, but I think
I'm gonna go first today. Lockman for that last story,
the Jim story.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay, yeah, are you sure about that?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm not sure? But lock me in anyways, People.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Sue people for ridiculous things.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah they do nowadays.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
All right, you were locked in for that producer pool.
Which one do you think is the fake story?

Speaker 7 (14:43):
Let's go with that second story, the lady turning blue
after taking an antibiody, lock me in for that.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
All right, let's lock you in. Locked in officially, and
the winner today is candas low pass. There's no surprise there.
Stay winning. Here we go. If she doesn't pass it

(15:10):
to Pooh, she wins this game every.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Time I passed it to him yesterday, I pass it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know we should do tomorrow. We should have somebody play.
We should let somebody listening play.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Okay against you Oh, that'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
And eliminate pooh Oh. Just see if maybe they can
do better, because if Pooh doesn't, if you don't pass
to me and.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Winning, Yeah, I passed it to him yesterday and I
still won.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
But you know it happens, yeah, advantage.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Though she did flex on you yesterday, I passed to
him and he's still lost. Sometimes billy people are just losers.
I think that's what I heard. I'll wake up, but
I just stay winning. It happens when Cannie brings her
chickpeas to what are they spicy chickpie.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Going first tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
All right, all right, let's get to the real stories. So, yeah,
this is a real one. South Korean surgeons seeing a
surge in young women coming in and wanting elf ears. Wow,
it's a real thing. This is a real legit thing
that's happening throughout Asia. And honestly, you know these trends,
they end up coming here.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
So are we gonna be I don't know, overloaded with
women with el fears? Yeah, I can't see that. I
guess what they do. It's basically a K pop aesthetic. Oh,
you know, it's very popular in the K pop world,
which is a big deal. You know, I mean some
of these like BTS and all those bands. Yeah, well,
either way, I guess what you can do is you

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can get injections. It's some kind of acid filler to
the outer ridge of the ear that's going to force
the ear to expand and it elevates from the head.
So and then they can do yeah yeah, and so
if you want, not only do they want elf ears
that are pointing, they also want them dumbo type style
and sticking out. Really yeah, this is exactly what I

(17:03):
didn't want, you know what. Also in Japan, what another
trend is it's very weird. There's Japanese women who are
paying dentists to rearrange their teeth so they're not straight.
What I'm not I am not kidding you. They make
them to what they want, the dentists to make their
teeth snaggled. What Yeah, Dennis claim that crooked teeth are
actually very endearing hu in Japan. So that's what sometimes

(17:27):
they do. Shows that a girl is not perfect in
a way men find more approachable. Then someone is too
overly perfect.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, let's start the trend of just being who we are.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
You know how we are?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I like this trend. Who are going to get el fears?
Can you imagine? I know they sell them, and they
sell them and they wear them to K pop concerts.
But now you can have your very own el fears. Okay,
already small your ears are super tight? Yeah, I don't
think they'd be. And you don't listen anyway. All right,

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this woman termed blue. This is a weird story. So yeah,
there's a real life I guess a common antibiotic that
people take. I'm going to mess up the name. Oh god,
the medicine is called. You would know what it is.
I wish I had a doctor.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's antibiotic.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I was thinking methylane blue.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, it's mino cell cline. Oh it sucks to be
a stupid DJ.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Oh I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You know what I'm saying again, I'm saying it wrong
because I need to look at it. I know here
it's spelled. I need to look at it. God, I
think I know what you're talking. I n O see
why ce l I n e. Oh, I know there's
somebody in their car screaming right now.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
No cycling, That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, okay, either way.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, I took it back in the day for acne.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Usually right, usually works safely. In rare cases, it caused
skin discoloration. Wow, this woman took it and she turned blue. Yeah.
She first noticed some patches on her legs, then it
spread to her arms, then her tongue. Doctors diagnosed it

(19:15):
as a drug induced hyperpigmentation and told her to stop
taking the medication and avoid sun exposure. But she was
walking around blue.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Six months later, the finally it started to get back
to normal, but for a good portion she was walking
around as a real life smurf.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
That's crazy, just singing thiss on.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
This morning, Thank you for that. We get a dirty
little secret coming up at seven thirty. It Mix one
on two point nine. Bill at a kid, Candicelow pants
producer poo is here. I need to get someone on
the show. It'll stick up for me. Oh here, I
really do you you to collaborate? Oh, we were just
we were just talking about something off the air, because
these guys are online and they're talking about man are

(20:02):
talking about things they needed to stop doing when they
moved in with their girlfriend. And I said, you know,
I've been single for a little while now and living alone,
and it gets it gets a little addicting, but you
get a little unhinged. Yeah, and Pooh knows this because
he's been single for decades and he's lived alone for
a long time. Yeah, I mean I lived with someone

(20:22):
not too long ago. Okay, has been since the nineteen hundred? No,
how long has it been. Did you and baby Mama
work or live together? Yeah? When was that? Though?

Speaker 7 (20:37):
That was the last girl you lived with. Yeah, I
mean technically the girl who wanted space. We kind of
lived together because you didn't know because she would when no,
because she would stay with me when she came into that.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
It's not the same it is with me. She occupied
in space. So if I stay over the weekend, I
live with you. Yeah, if you stayed more than a
couple of weeks. Yeah, she would sometimes.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Said more than a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, sometimes she would stay a week. Yeah, she'd stayed
with me a lot. I didn't know. We didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
We didn't even know you first Canada when.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
This wasn't that long ago. Either way, guys are talking
about things they had to stop doing, and I'm laughing
because some of these things I do, okay, And I
wanted to ask Cannice, what what would I have to do?
What do you think I'd have to stop doing? If
I got a girlfriend and we lived together and we
moved in together, Yeah, I'd have to stop doing what.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
You'd have to stop taking your laundry out of the
dryer and putting it on the dining table.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Come on, until you're ready to sort it.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
There's people that aren't in single that do that. And
I don't put it on the kitchen table.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Do you put it?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
I got a new kitchen table, so I don't want
to mess that up. So I put it on the
bathroom counter.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
And okay, we have to stop doing that.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
You don't do that at home?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
No, a few days, you don't do that.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Beyond no, what I washed the clothes I was more
put together at home me or pooh me me me?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, yeah I do, I think so. He probably checks
his mail every day too.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, I clean up. I clean up. I don't have
no pink rings around the to pink rings dirty? I'm
just saying I got pink green. No, I don't. I
got them two thousand flushes. You got a pink ring
around your tub? I got. I bet you got a
dirty pillow case. I bet you got a brown pillow case.

(22:32):
I bet you your pillow case started the hand to virus. Yeah,
I know the kind of pillowcase you have. I bet
your pillows dirty. Take off the pillow. Let me see
your pillow. That's a check. No, I clean my pillow.
I clean the whole thing. Don't. You don't clean your
air fryer. You don't clean your pillows. So you think

(22:55):
I have to stop doing that?

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Kid, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Let me go with this list. This guy said you
know what I had to stop doing? And he said
I had to stop keeping all my silverware and one
big drawer unsorted. Oh yeah that now I don't do that. Yeah,
but I do get the silverware out of the dishwasher.
Why would I put it back.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
What do you mean put it in the drawer.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, I don't do that.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Oh you just grab a cleaner out of the.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Dish was the dishwasher is a drawer? Yeah, technically just
lea clean dishes in his dish washer. Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Why not put them up? Just sometimes I do the
shelf if I got a company coming over something fancy.
This guy said, Oh, now, this makes total sense to me,
and I don't get why people more people don't do this.
He said, the washing machine was my hamper and the
dryer was my dresser. Perfect system. Wow, that's exactly what

(23:47):
I do. If I come in for playing basketball working out?
What do I do with my dirty clothes? Go right
in the washer?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Okay, and they sit there.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Maybe until I start a load. But why would I
not do that?

Speaker 6 (23:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I mean I might have put something in and they're
like straight from the gym.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Because I'm like, this is getting.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Washed aceat, thank you? Why I put it in the
hamper and then then the and the washer would see
that happening for a short period.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
What do you do? Then? Just put it in the
dirty clothes hamper?

Speaker 7 (24:12):
So you put your towels and your dirty clothes together
and wash them both.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
At the same time. No, not all the time.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
You'd have to stop doing that too, because we did
talk about you just washing everything together.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Why why would I not? Just the only thing I
don't do is wash white towels with my black shirts.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's the only limit to those white fuzzy And you
want to hear something funny, My mom came over one
time and she was like, I told my mom, Michael,
you got to use this new soap I have for
my laundry.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Oh yeah, Tyler or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, No, I wasn't using that stuff. That stuff is
great but very expensive. Yeah. So I'm like, my clothes
are so soft and smells so good. And she was
like really, And I'm like yeah, So I showed it
to her. She's like, Billy, even washing your clothes with
fabric softenery for two months, And I was like, that's

(25:01):
why they feel like they're most falling apart. They were
so silky it felt kind of weird. Yeah, because I
wasn't really cleaning them.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I don't think you're softening them up.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
They were soft camps and smell good. Smell it like snuggle.
I still good Okay. This guy said I would go
to Costco every few months and just buy big boxes
of styrofoam cups and paper plates.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh wow, okay, what's the problem.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Waste?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
What do you mean waste?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, just like using, like you know, styrofoam over and over.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't use styrofoam over and over. I'm not gonna
lie and say I don't use paper plates.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Okay, who you don't use?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
You know what. I'm so tired of him. You're not
gonna sit here and judge me if I can't come
to your apartment and judge you. We've never been to
your apartment in three decades. Nothing to judge. So let
me come to your apartment and see your pink rings.
I don't have any see your dirty air career.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
No, I guarantee things clean because I'm I'm o c
D about that stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Mom, you need to be OCD about this place, be
OCD about work. No, my mom and green ned. I
always had to do her. Now I got a bad mom. No, no, no, no, no,
Now my mom's dirty. No no, Mama, Judy ain't dirty.
I know that you're not dirty. See, you're spreading false
rumors about me. I'm not dirty. You know, you're not
dirty all the time. You know I'm not dirty. No,

(26:24):
you're not dirty, You're not dirt. We don't know you're
not dirty.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
I know I'm not You know I'm not dirty in
your house sometimes when you have dishes, I do your dishes.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
That's inspect both your places.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Can we do that? Oh yeah with the white glove
you can? We please do this. And I'm saying that
on the air line because I want to make hold
us responsible.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, let's do an MTV type cribsh wow, she said, wow.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
All right, and we we can't prep we can't prepare
and super clean our house. We got to be as
real as possible.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah, see if.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
You're following health code, and we will live stream our
tours of our house, okay on Instagram, so there's we
see what we see. But it's got to be a
pop up type inspection.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Okay, okay, Yeah, I'll just roll up unannounced.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
We're going to your house.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh, I can Eric the container store. And it's all
because Eric stays clean. I don't think it's because the
candas Yeah, you open up the door, white doves fly out. Yeah.
Air fryar sparkling for sure. The lawn is like looks
like it's just been manicured by the with a hand

(27:39):
pair of scissors. Yeah, Keebler elves are in the kitchen
making cookies to stories the kid.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
In the morning only on the new Mixed one or
two point nine.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I love her her bangs. Maybe you should do some bangs.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh, I feel like everyone regrets that every time.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
They do it.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Okay, fine, never mind our we got a dirty little
secret coming up at seven thirty. Let's do that, Cannas Lopez,
what is going on in our world?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Well, the education platform Canvas says it has reached a
deal with those hackers who stole data in the cyber
attack the disruptive students across the country last week. The
company says the hackers agreed to delete the stolen information
and gave digital proof, although officials say there's no.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Way to be fully certain that data is gone.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
So this was a group called Shiny Hunters who was
claiming responsibility for this. Canvas's parent company briefly shut the
platform down while it was investigating. They have apologized for
how communication went down when this happened, and have not
released any details of the agreement or how much money
may have been paid. But I guess they said, you know,

(28:43):
these hackers delayed, you know, their threat basically because his
schools were engaging with them on how much money they
were going to pay for this to stop. So it'll
be interesting to see if we ever find out how
much you know.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
May have been paid.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
But sure it was in the millions.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's just crazy to me that these companies set aside
money to pay hackers.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, they do. They put it in their budget, These
major companies put in their budget, Yeah, to just pay
these criminals to just They're like, this is all we
can do. I mean, obviously they're trying to stop it,
but in the meantime, right they budget for it.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, I mean, can we just go back to like
finals on paper or Scantron or like, you know, the
way that we used to do it. Do they not
do Scantron's I don't know, But the question, you know,
SMU to do their finals on a Sunday because of
this cyber attack, it is just wild.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I just give everyone an a yeah, yeah, or that
gets your degree.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Here you go, guys.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Amazon is rolling out it's new thirty minute delivery service
in the DFW area. So this is called Amazon Now
and they've been testing this around the Metroplex and a
few other major cities. But you can order fresh groceries,
household essentials, or other local items in thirty minutes or less.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Thousands of items will be.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Available for this ultra fast delivery, So when it's available
in your area, when you're doing your Amazon thing, you'll
see a thing pop up that says thirty minute delivery
option in the banner. So if you're a Prime member,
delivery is three ninety nine. It's thirteen ninety nine for
non Prime. So everything's just getting faster and faster and
more accessible, it seems like.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
And then we're getting so spoiled because now if I
order something and it says the next day, I'm like,
good God, Yeah, am I a pilgrim? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I ordered coffee like last Wednesday, the coffee that I
bring in make at work, and like I expected that
the next day.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
It just showed up yesterday.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
It was on my neighbor's porch, and I was just
like they kept delaying it, delaying it.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Do you have a thing about ten years ago you'd
have been like, Oh cool, I'm gonna get it in
two days.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Now you're like, I can't get it today? What am
I amish?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Incredible? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I remember when I first go when.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I first moved back to Dallas, my brother had a
pool and my nieces and I were having a pool
day and I was like, oh, we need a unicorn
float and that thing came within four hours.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
We were so stoked. Yeah, riding out of the unicorn
in the pool like that afternoon.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I know, but really it's ridiculous. It is. I think
how fast we need everything. It is, but I want
it sure, don't get me wrong, for.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Sure, get on there now real quick.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
One of the stars of the hit show Ted Lasso
just signed a pro soccer deal in real life. So
this is Christo Fernandez. He plays Danny Rojas on the show.
He's thirty five years old. He played competitive soccer as
a kid in Mexico, but stop because of an injury,
and now he's got a deal with the El Paso
Locomotive fc uh. He earned this after a two month trial.

(31:25):
They're saying he could make his debut later this month.
But I think people are gonna show up hardcore to.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
See him play.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, he was such a cool character on the show
which you've still never seen, Ted Lasso, Oh, Ted.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Lasso, Lassie, I've seen Lassie show the Dog Ted Lasso.
I don't know what it's about. It about soccer, Yes,
it is, yeah, football? Yeah, which one?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
This is soccer?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Soccer?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
It's under you as Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
This show one of my favorite shows of all time.
I think you would really like it. They're gonna have
season four coming.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Up in August.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Does it evolve true crime?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
No, but it's partwarming in sports murder. No, maybe this
show isn't free.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I'm out. I'm out, all right, I'm.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Cand of Slowpez.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Those are your Texas top stories.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret. It is time to confess,
and don't forget. We got money coming up. If you
want some cash, thousands of dollars all day, fatstacks of cash.
We do it on the forties. It starts at eight
forty eight forty on mixed one or two point nine.
All right, it's Bailly the Kid Canda Slowpez. She's here.
She's got a ground beef and chickpeas. Studio smells like armpits.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay, that's the.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Way we live. Producer Pooh is here. I mean, who
brings that to work?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Well, like I said, it was all that I had
that was cooked. I didn't have time to meal prep,
so I just brought whatever was left.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You know what's cooked is me? After you brought that here,
I am cooked. As the kids would say.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
It's smells outside.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
No, you don't have to eat outside. I mean, I
feel bad, but I just don't know who brings like
ground beef and chickpeas.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Well, I knew this was gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
I'm gonna have time to mill prep today.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
The chickpeas are what said, that's it off?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Well, I can't see some type of like or something.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I don't have any vegetables.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Guys do this all the time. They called kibble. That's
what they call it. They call it man kibble. Yeah,
he just who doesn't do that? Pooh? Do you ever
do this? We're single, dude? You ever just cook up
a pound of ground beef? Yeah? I got it watching you.
And then I add some bo body? Wait what does
he add? Some bosmodi rice jazz? Rice?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I wish I rice?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, what's it called boz Maddy? Yeah, bos Mady, I
like poo, just said stuff and it just cracks me up.
And it's not even that you're saying it wrong. It's
just the way poop. It's the boz mady. Yeah, that
boz mighty rice. Go what do you wash up with
in the shower? What do you mean?

Speaker 9 (33:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I don't use a loof of a wash?

Speaker 9 (33:48):
Call?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh, just say lufah? No oh loofah? Yeah, I don't
use loofahs. You use wash call wash cough. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Okay, that's probably why me and old girl didn't last
because she used the loofah.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Who yes, did she use lufah?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, a little pink loofahs. I was like, oh, you
also said her pillowcase was dirty. All right, if you
have somebody can fast eight three three seven eight seven
one o two nine. Okay, it's time to con fast.
You can get off your chest. This is a non
judgment zone. And what is going on with you? Sir?

Speaker 8 (34:21):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (34:21):
So I know this sounds insane.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
But I swear this has worked for me for years
and probably saved me like thousands of dollars.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
My secret is I sneak into places all the time, concerts, events, uh,
theme parks, even hotel pools.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
You sneak hotel Yeah.

Speaker 9 (34:43):
Yeah. And my trick, My my trick is I use
one of those bright yellow construction safety vests.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (34:53):
Really, it's like a magic like like a magic shield.
One day, my friends, they they dared me to try
to the concert that was sold out, like dude, just
throwing the safety vests and act busy. So I did,
and I grab one of those reflective construction vests from
Walmart or something.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
We have one in the BA. We have one here, Yeah,
we got one. Why do we have it? Yeah, I
don't know. I think we use it for some but
now I know what I'm about to use it for me. Yeah.
So you throw this vest on and you just what
do you do?

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Well, you just look busy, You look like you're important,
and then you you just walk right in and they're
just like okay, like they just think you're there to
to fix something or you know, I think I said,
I'm here to pick up some pallett.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
And they just let you in ballots. Then what do
you do? You take off the vest and just enjoy
the concert or wherever you're at.

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Yeah, I changed my clothes in the bathroom if I
have like a small bag of me or like under
the vest, and and then I changed back when I leave.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
You know, I keep I really can.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I never questioned you what do I want? What do
I care?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah? Go ahead, you're working, sure, Yeah, go get the
pallets whatever wherever they are, allays, I don't have to
do it.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
Go yeah, just mumble about like deliveries and maintenance and
then just keep going on your way.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
So all of all of this with a yellow vest, Yeah,
ultimate VP pass. What do you mean by like what
places you sneak? And you say you've gotten into concerts,
which I could see that, but what what what other
places do you go to? Well?

Speaker 9 (36:29):
I got into like a fancy like I said, pool,
a hotel pool. I just walked to the lobby with
the vest on and then I spent the whole day
at the pool. And then I changed back. Known question
we won.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Is it hard to get in fancy hotel pools?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah, because you have to use your rot.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
So you just where the vest get in when they
do those Sunday fun days, you have to you have
to hang out. And then okay, so concerts, hotel pools,
you just walk right by. Oh, theme parks. Theme parks too.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
And theme parks are always and somebody do some kind
of construction. Yeah that's legs.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, now, okay, what's the crazy what's the craziest experience
that you've done? Like, is there anyone that sticks out
to you? Like, I can't believe I got in here.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
Yeah, I back back in the day. I got into
a twenty one pilot's concert and they I ended up
backstage and I was literally sitting outside the dressing rooms
acting like I was waiting on instructions, like and no
one asked me anything. And I also got into a
Mavericks game and uh ATENC Stadium. Yeah, like that's that

(37:35):
was a little harder because they really pay attention.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Okay, yeah, yellow vests all the way, yellow vest game.
All right. You know what, I think we discovered something
we can do with Pooh, We're gonna challenge noo. Yeah,
gonna get you that. We got it right in there.
We're gonna put that yellow vest on you and see
where you can get into. Yeah. Next event, yeah, next what,
next event, I'll do it. Next event yeah, whatever, concopt Okay,

(38:01):
next event. Thank you for your secret. And I mean
get it. I guess good for you, but you're welcome.
Who does of excellent job of this? There's certain people
who can just it almostly. You look like you know
where you're going to what you're doing, and you can
get in anywhere. Like for sure. How many times where
I have a backstage pass at a concert and if

(38:22):
you walk confident enough, oh yeah, sometimes they just don't
even question you. There's been many shows where Pooh doesn't
have a VIP or he's like where you at. I'm like, oh,
I'm back here in VIP. He's like, I'll see in
a minute. I'm like, do you have a pass? No,
I'll get in, and he does, Do you have a
yellow vest? What are you doing to get in?

Speaker 6 (38:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
I just know how to talk. See that's what he does.
God knows what he says. Oh yeah, you need a
Oh I got you concert tickets? Sure, just let me in. Hey, Bitley,
we need some tickets for this girl? Why now I know?

Speaker 6 (38:59):
Why?

Speaker 9 (39:00):
No? No?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Why?

Speaker 8 (39:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
The kid's done.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
For Candace Court.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
It gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the morning.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
All right.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
For the Honorable Judge Candice slow Pass. She would be
so proud of me today. It's mix one or two
point nine. I got an apple. Uh yeah, I'm eating
good over here, Candas. It's good, Judge, Candace, do you
like this?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I had to go to the groceries for myself. Sometimes
I'll door dash groceries because I'm lazy and it's just easy.
And they always bring the wrong apples. I only want
honey crisp, and she brought me Gala apples nursing home apples.
It's too soft.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, was it wrapped in like clear paper too?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yes? Who's out of here eating galas?

Speaker 4 (39:41):
No, don't for galas, they're so soggy.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
They'll only go honey crisp for macintosh. That's what the
Granny Smiths. Granny Smith's apples. You're talking about the green ones, right, Yeah,
they're good, but only with peanut butter. Yeah, but I
do the regular too, e.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, you can't do those solo.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
No me either. I got an apple slice of and
I just listen, po. We know what we're talking about.
When it comes to apples. We're apple snobs. You see,
get a macintosh, get a honey, Chris, you're out here
eating Who knows granny spis are good but they're just
not top five. Can't. Let's get to the court case. Okay, yeah,
order in the court later. Okay, thank you if you've

(40:19):
got an issue at Candace on air, the stuff we argued,
how are we going to fight about apples? Thank you
for real?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
But no, regular, are you putting salt on them?

Speaker 6 (40:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'll put a little cinnamon sometimes, but yeah, regular you
put sugar on his apples? No, that's no. Okay, all right,
ordering the court. You're ready for the court case, Candace? Yes,
this plate, this court is out of control. All right,
this one is good. This girl has a very reasonable concern.
So I've heard you guys talk about dating deal breakers before,

(40:56):
and I'm here wondering if this guy, what this guy did,
is it a deal breaker or a red flag? I
went out with this guy a few times. He is
very much my type, incredibly good looking, great style, and
we've been vibing. That's until our last date. It was
our third date, and I was wondering if he's ever
gonna kiss me. Oh, well, he finally did, and it

(41:18):
was everything dot dot dot. I didn't want it to be.
Oh I hate to be mean, but he was not
a good kisser. He was like, very aggressive and rough.
That's when I opened one eye to say what she says,

(41:39):
That's when I opened one eye to see what was
going on, and he are you ready for this? And
he was kissing me with both eyes open?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Why?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Oh no, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I mean, what do you do just both eyes open? Yeah?
She says, what the hell? Who does that? It freaked
me out. I have not talked to him since. Am
I being shallow? I don't want to tell him why though? Okay,
this leads me to a couple questions. Candas, I think
we all can agree that, Yeah, you can't kiss with

(42:20):
your eyes open?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
No, why do say that?

Speaker 9 (42:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Or maybe you do? I don't know. I've never seen
Poo kiss anybody. Maybe he does. Oh that's weird. I've
never seen Poo kiss anybody.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Well, why would you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 7 (42:35):
Why would you see you kiss a girl like it?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Thank you? I've seen you kiss your husband. I've never
seen Poo kiss anybody.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Well, no, I haven't either.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Actually, yeah, I'm not saying I want to see him
make out with someone. Just a little peg. I kiss
carry in front of you A long time. It was
twenty years ago. And honestly, I'm not sure how he kisses. Like, yeah,
carry if you listening eight three three seven eight seven
one o two nine on Facebook. She's in North Carolina.

(43:05):
I want to know how Pooh kisses? God, does Poo
kiss with his eyes open? No? Either way, I think
we all can agree right off the bat that that's weird.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, yeah, super weird.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Let me ask you this canvas camp's cord. Is this
a deal breaker?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
It could be, yeah, because it distracts the cam, you
know what I mean. If the chemistry's off because of that,
then it could be a deal breaker.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's gonna be real hard to rebound after you open
one eye to see what's going on, right, and he's
got both eyes open?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, because now she's got that mental picture in her
head every time, and now she's gonna wonder too.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I'm not gonna lie though, I'll be honest, and I
love her that she wrote in and she listens. But
it's a little weird that she even opened one eye
to see what was going on. Yeah, That's what I
was about to say, is now she's peeking, you know, Yeah, and.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
Maybe maybe he's since she was about to open her
her eyes, so he opened his eyes.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
He opens his first and she caught him because he's
tried to catch her, and he opened both eyes.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Who is what serial killer is out here kissing with
both eyes open?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Let me ask you. This can't okay, what makes a
bad kisser? And I'm gonna ask everybody what makes a
bad kisser?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Clearly like this guy being too aggressive? Right, slabby?

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I don't know, just being too messy?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Did you have to say slobbery? I don't know. You
gotta take your time, sloppy, you gotta take you gotta take.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Your sloppy, being messy, Yeah, okay, okay, you're aggressive.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
He means slobbery, right.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I mean he's sounds like he's too into it, like
he might as well be biting you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
But some maybe sometimes people like that. Yeah, well it
probably too nervous. I mean, you don't like a little
lip nibble. You don't like that?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I mean, just back up, sew it down.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
It sounds like he's just like you're in your face,
but he's way too and.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
It's the first kiss. Yeah, see that's what I'm saying.
He's probably nervous. He didn't know what he was doing.
And let me ask you this, can you can you
fix a bad kisser? Ladies? Can you fix a bad kisser?
Can you teach someone?

Speaker 8 (45:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I think so. Don't you remember that movie Hitch. Wasn't
he teaching him like the ninety ten roll where you like,
go ninety percent and then let her do the ten percent?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah, it sounds like he just one hundred percent all
in eyes open.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
It was one hundred and ten. Yeah, okay, just take
your time, Pooh, stop being all seductive about this. This
is weird me out. He's looking at me. Yeah, He's like,
you gotta take your time and you kiss. We're gonna
take kissing lessons from Pooh. We've never even seen you
kiss anybody. I can kiss. I mean, okay, if you
want to kiss Pooh? Eight three?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Do you have a verdict?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
No, I'm just not out of here kissing everybody. I'm creepy.
I never thought this was going to creep me out.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I feel like Pooh's trying to kiss me with his
eyes open, just.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Saying, look what else?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Look at these big lips. I know how to kiss, bro,
you need some cab is what you need. You need
a yellow car Max.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
That might be a deal breaker.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, talk about aggressive CRUs Yeah, here's out here. Your
lips are peeling. They look like a crust gala apple
like they need Like, how am I supposed to breathe
with no air? Your lips of dehydrated?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
What else?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Canda Slopez? What's the verdict.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
This guy's guilty of being a peaking pole. Stop peaking.
You don't need a peak right now.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
He's guilty of what's tough? Stories on the tents with
Billy's the Kid in the.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Morning only on the new mixed one or two point nine.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
You got some money coming up? Will do that at
eight forty on the forties, get your cash, fat stacks
of cash. You're shot at one thousand dollars coming up?
Canda Slopez. What is going on?

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Well, it's gonna be hot today. We got an air
quality alert.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Is gonna get up to ninety four for the high
it's already sixty eight right now. And Highland Park that
says they will launch a new public transit service called
Highland Park on Demand.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
It starts today.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
So this service will cover the city and one mile
around it.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
It's going to connect to.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Dart stations and other regional transit options.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
So, if you remember, Highland.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Park voted to leave dart, making them the first city
to do this. And then last week we heard Frisco
announced there what they call micro transit option. That one's
called gozone. So I feel like this is just becoming
a new trend for cities in micro transit.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
That's weird. So dark can go through Highland Park, but
they can't stop.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah, so now you would have to take the micro
transit to the dart station if you want to get outside,
you know, a mile of a city.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
How do I find the micro transit in higherd Park right?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, well that's a good question. They're just launching it,
so I don't.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Know exactly yet, but just don't want me there.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
It doesn't actually exist, so what are you going to do? Yeah,
but it's an interesting new trend.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
I mean, I feel like other cities are probably going
to jump on board this micro transit situation like Frisco's
is just like a van.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
It's like a mini van getting in someone's white van
with no windows. You want to get transit? Oh yeah,
come on, micro transit. I got free candy. Yeah, I'll
take you to the Louis store. Yeah, that's what it
feels like. At the Highland Park one feels like I
might get in that van. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yeah, maybe it's an escalator or something.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, I think that's what it would be. But I'm
not getting the Frisco white van with no windows.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
It has windows. It's chill. I like this news a
lot of guys.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Bed Bath and Beyond is making a comeback. They're scheduled
to return to ninety eight locations across the country. It's
going to be combined with the container store locations. The
company is based here in Texas. The CEO says they
have already started clearing out thirty percent of their inventory
to make room for bed Bath and Beyond products. I'm

(48:47):
such a fan of bed Bath and Beyond.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I was so sad when all that went down.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
You know me too. But what a combo. Yeah, what
a good combo that is. But I need towels.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Oh they're gonna have the towel wall. Yeah, it's going
to be back, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I yes, I still love that. I know same.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
The first location actually opens in Fort Worth on Saturday.
I think they're going to let me come out and
take a preview on Friday, so I'll share that on
social media. And I also heard that you could use
your old coupons, like those coupons for bed bath and
I would stack them twenty percent coupons up.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Look at you get so hyped.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh I know, No, I live for bed bath and
beyond back in the day, love, Uh, listen to this guy's.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Bravo just announced a new.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Series called Secret Lies Texas Wives. It's a new reality
series set in the Hill Country. Bravo says this is
only a working title, but it's kind of confusing of
like secret Wives, Wives whatever the secret Those.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Shows are secret?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Yeah, I know, but they're secret lies.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
So I'm like, is this a dirty little Secrets of
Texas Wives?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Sounds like a I don't know, like a mix between
Yellowstone and Housewives.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
So.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
The official show description says it's set in the picture
perfect town of Birdie, which is just northwest of San Antonio,
where wealth, beauty, faith, and family reigned supreme. They say
it's going to focus on a tight knit circle of
glamorous women as they raise families, run ranches, and manage
sparkling social calendars.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
A straight up drama for bitten.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Romance, as they say, are going to jeopardize the town's
pristine image. I love reading their descriptions of you know,
little Texas towns.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I know, Bernie's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Yeah, the Hill Country is so gorgeous, magical, I know.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I you know what I've missed Dallas The Housewife of
Dallas member. Yeah, like that show was good. I don't
know why it went away. Yeah, but we need some
like that, like some Texas real Texas drama.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, I mean this might be it. They haven't released
any casting info or an air date just yet, but
the show has the green light, so I'll keep you posted.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
I'm Candoslopez.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Those are your Texas top stories at First.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Hot Taken today. I'm mixed one or two point nine.
It's Bailey a kid, Candaslompez pretty supood. It's a little
bit personal because I'm just so annoyed by it. We
have friends that, you know, we all hang out, not
as much as we should because the wife gets busy, right,
But now we can't even hang out anymore because two
of my guy friends, their girls don't get along, and

(51:08):
they don't get along well. One is WiFi status, one's
a girlfriend probably gonna be a wifey eventually, okay, if
it's up to her, I guess. But now they don't
get along because of something that happened at the wedding
last summer. And it's so annoying. Because I thought this
would blow over by now. I was like, okay, I
mean really yeah, because I didn't even know really what
went down, but I kind of did. And then when

(51:30):
I find out like details, I'm like this, Okay, get
over this. So when they got married last summer, and
you tell me who's overreacting or maybe she's not overreacting.
They get married, they have a nice little wedding whatever,
it was cool. I was there, it was fine, everything's great.
You know, I love weddings. Open bar, went alone the bar. Yeah. Whatever.

(51:53):
So the bride was mad because this guy's girlfriend showed
up in a very hot dress, okay, a very hot dress,
and she thought it was stealing the attention away from her. Now, really,
I wish I had a picture of the dress I
could show you.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Yeah, like a hot meaning what like tight short?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Well, you know, okay, this is gonna sound bad. I
hope I don't sound perverted when I say this, But
you know how certain women can wear a dress and
it looks one way and you're like, oh, yeah, it's
a nice dress. Now if another woman puts that on,
who happens to be very curvy, very.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
You know, well endowed, Okay, okay, it can look different.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
That in my opinion, that's what was going on with
this dress. Right. So, and this girl is very attractive. Respectfully,
I say that she's attractive. She's very curvy, volumptuous, she is,
she's good looking. So when she came in in this dress,
I mean, I'll be honest, everybody at the wedding was like, oh,

(53:01):
you know you saw head's turn. Yeah, hello, yeah, pooh,
thank you, just like that Hello she oh poo's neck
would have broke okay, got it. Yeah, but that doesn't
take much WHOA standards anyway. So at the reception you
could tell that it was It was getting worse as
people got drinks and she went out and she started

(53:22):
dancing because she's also not shy.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Okay, she's doing her thing.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
She's dancing.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
She was treating this like a club.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
She was having a good time.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Well that's the weddings are for, right, But can.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
He can't be hot? Have a hot dress and have
a good time. You can, Well, that's what I'm asking you.
So and the girl was honest. The bride was honest.
She's like, I just didn't think it was appropriate that
she wore this, you know dress that kind of stole
the attention away from us, she was saying. She was
saying us, like me and my new husband.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
But I know she meant me, well, yeah, the whole
thing is about you and him. I mean, who cares
she was there with their boyfriend, right, It's not like
she was trolling your family members like your single dude
family members or something.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Right, you wouldn't be It's and weird, like you wouldn't
be upset by this.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
No, what do I care?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
But this is my wedding day.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Like, I'm not that girl and this.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Hot you're not You're not that girl, But I would
say that, I don't think you'd be thrilled. Yeah I can't.
I don't think you're lying.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I would probably have to see the dress, but I
don't think. What do I care. It's my wedding. I'm
not focused on you. I'm focused on me and my husband.
And you know, saying hi to people having a good time.
You know, we just had like the most amazing wedding.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
It sounds like, okay, yeah, but all your girls are there,
and they're probably like, look, did you see such and such?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
But I know you're gonna be like no.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
I mean, yeah, she might take the attention off of
me for a second when people notice her, But what
do I need your attention for, Like I'm getting married,
Like this is about me and my husband.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I agree with you. I also think that I feel
like eighty percent of women would be upset about this. Okay,
I feel like there and it wasn't like one of
these dresses. It was very revealing. It wasn't like it
was short, but it was revealing on her. It's certain,
and I'm not hating when I say this, but there's
certain body types that make things look revealing they aren't

(55:11):
even real.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I can see where you might be embarrassed because that's
your friend, quote unquote friend, and you're like, oh, that's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
That's a weird look for me.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
And this is not really her friend because you know
her now husband is good friends.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Right right, and she could be out of the picture
at any time.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
God, you're saying they could be they're not married.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
So but does that matter.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Well, I'm just saying, like, don't let it ruin your
whole wedding.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Now, it didn't ruin. I don't think anybody thought anything
of it at the time. M I mean, people definitely notice.
But now we're paying the consequences and it's almost a
year later and they're still not like hanging out because
she's just is My question is who's being petty here?
Did she do something wrong by wearing this dress? And

(55:56):
this girl? Get over it? I mean eventually, I feel like, yes,
you have to get over it.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Move on.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
We're trying to be friends, We're trying to all hang out,
but we can't because two people don't get along because
of a dress. Right, But does she have a reason
to be angry? Does she deserve an apology? Because that's
basically I think what she wants. Really, she wants like
an apology.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Okay, I mean apologize for what did she What kind
of attention was she stealing?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
How much attention do you need?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
I mean it was a As.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Long as everybody's having a good.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Time, I'm gonna see if I can find this dress. Yeah,
maybe I could blur her face out or something. I
don't know. Let me try to find it. What do
you think? And by the way, if you've had drama
at a wedding, because this is so there is a
common theme. There's so much drama want weddings, whether it's
the at the ceremony, there's so much. I've seen so

(56:44):
many fights at weddings. I want to know what happened
if you had drama at your wedding? Eight three, three, seven,
eight seven one or two nine? What went down? What
went what could possibly go wrong at a wedding? You think?
But watch people will be calling. Let me know. Mix
one or two point nine, Good Morning, Failing a kid
Canni Slow Petz producer Poo. We were talking about this
hot take because my friends don't well they get along,

(57:04):
but their girlfriends don't get along.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Well.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
One's a wife and the drama happened at a wedding
where the wife now wife felt like our friend's girlfriend
wore too hot of a dress to the wedding and
thought she was trying to steal attention away and the
dress I couldn't find a picture.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
I was trying to look if we all some pictures,
I know how hot this dress was, because I don't
think i'd be bothered by it. I'm the bride. What
do you want?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
It wasn't like the dress was that hot, it's just
a It was the fact that she's very curvy. Okay,
she's good looking, she's tall, she's she gets attention everywhere
she goes.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Unless it was like a fancier dress than you should
have worn at a wedding. Does that make sense, like
a ballroom gown that like nobody's wearing.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
But you well we were talking about Yeah that now
that makes sense. Yeah, but Michelle's gonna be what do
you think?

Speaker 10 (57:50):
Well, I think that everybody knows that the wedding is
for the troops that are getting married. Yeah, And if
you feel like you look good in your dress and
you feel like you shouldn't be dressing up to make
yourself look good, you should.

Speaker 9 (58:04):
And if you.

Speaker 10 (58:05):
Feel like you know you look good, they need to
ask the late the bride, hey is this appropriate for
your wedding? Because you don't want to outshine the bride
Like that's just wrong.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Would you really go to a bride and ask, hey,
is this dress okay? A bride to be? Was this
dress okay? If I wear to your wedding?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Because you have to ask you should now exactly?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
And I don't think this girl thought anything of it.

Speaker 10 (58:24):
Yeah, well she's my friend, and of course why wouldn't
I have that conversation, like if we should be close enough,
Like if I was friends to the groom, that'd be different,
but if I was friends with the bride, I'm like, Okay,
this is your day, your special day. And if she
was really thinking about the bride on her own day,
she shouldn't. She shouldn't even want to shine or be
looked at anyway.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
And people people were definitely looking at.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
You know, she looks good to be wearing that kind
of dress. Then she wanted the attention to some degree.
Oh it's not her day to be getting that attention.
She could say that for the day at floor or
something like that, but not on her wedding day.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
This is what the bride said. This is okay. I know,
I knew some women were going to agree. Thank you, Michelle.
We appreciate you calling.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
You're welcome, Thank you, you have a good one.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Bye. Oh Meredith had some drama. Oh no, Meredith, did
you have drama at your wedding or was it someone else's?

Speaker 5 (59:11):
I did, It was my wedding. We got married about
seven years ago, and it was my best friend. She
was my maid of honor, and she's come with her
husband now ex husband. We are all thankful for that,
Yah and their son, my godson. And and mind you,
I was her maid of honor a few years before that.
And you know, you're maide of honor, you go out

(59:32):
of your way to do everything. That's your job, and
it's your best friend, and you're going to do everything
you need to do for them. And we're about halfway
through our wedding and she comes up to me in
tears because he's demanding that they leave with their sons
from my wedding. Why because you didn't want to take
care of their son by himself.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Oh my god. So they get in the fight. Don't
tell me she left early.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
She had to leave early.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Oh see that right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
And I was mad at him, right, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I was lidded.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Let's just I can't say the words I want to
say on the radio. She went and talked to some
of the other bride nays and we like people were
rallying to say, well, we'll bring her home, you know,
we'll take her back. You can go ahead and go,
but no, he refused to leave without her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Yeah, because he was being selfish and he was only
thinking about himself.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
What a loser, it was, What a stupid loser. So
who's in the rear view mirror?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Oh I like that. I like that he's in the
rear view mirror.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
He's in the rear view mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Thank you, Marrior. I'm gonna start saying that I'm not
paying attention there in the rear view. There in the
rear view book. Should I read some of this drama
that happened to people's weddings at people DM me at
Billy on the radio, this girl said, well, at my
cousin's wedding, she walked down the island. We all sat
waiting for the priest to walk in. Apparently he had
gotten too drunk at a baptism early and he passed out.

(01:01:02):
My uncle had to frantically call a bunch of other
priests in the area, and one was free and hurried
over to do the wedding, but we had to wait
about an hour. Oh my yous awful A priest can drink.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Sure, I guess, I mean I've done weddings before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I guess I'm not a priest. But I've never showed
up drunk at my two weddings. Yeah, well next time
I will, I think then this one. You're not even
ready for this. Oh pooh, do not laugh. I never laughed.
I pushed my father in law's wheelchair down the aisle
in front of me. I didn't know at this outdoor

(01:01:39):
wedding that my best friends whose backyard we were in
dog had dug a hole. The front wheel got caught,
and my father in law tipped over and fell down
in the middle of the aisle. I felt so bad.

(01:02:02):
Thankfully we all got there, got them back up, and
got them rolling. It's Texas Tough Stories on the tents
with Billy the Kid in the.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Morning only on the new Mix one O two point nine.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Can of slow pens. We got one thousand dollars coming up.
Get ready for that at nine point forty. What you
got right now?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Well, the education platform Canvas that was you know, hacked
last week in that big cyber attack. They've reached a
deal with these hackers that stole that data. This disrupted
students across the country last week. Well, the company says
the hackers agreed to delete the stolen information and give
digital proof, although officials say there's no way to be
fully certain that data is gone well. This group is

(01:02:42):
called Shiny Hunters that claimed responsibility for this canvas is
parent company briefly shut down that platform while I was investigating,
and they have apologized for kind of how the communication
went down when this happened. They haven't given details of
the agreement or how much money may have been paid.
But this same group was involved in a big breach
back in twenty twenty four where the ransom was said

(01:03:04):
to be around two point eight five million dollars, which
was paid in bitcoin to them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
And they get it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yes, why would you not?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Why would you stop doing this if you're a criminal
and you're getting the ransom almost every single time?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I mean right, it's awful because all this data for
students and families is just out there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah. I don't know what the right answer is, But
I don't know if paying the criminals NonStop and then
trusting them that they've deleted Oh well you've deleted information?
Well then okay, cool, Sure they're criminals. Yeah, you can't
trust them. What are you doing for sure?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I don't know if we'll ever find out how much
was paid on this one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
But that's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Yeah, guys, Amazon is rolling out it's new thirty minute
delivery in the DFW area.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
So this is called Amazon Now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
They have been testing this, I guess around the Metroplex
and a few other major cities. But you can now
order fresh groceries, household essentials, or other local items in
thirty minutes or less. Thousands of items are going to
be a available for this ultra fast delivery. So when
it's actually available in your neighborhood, you'll see a thirty
minute delivery option on the banner if you're in the

(01:04:08):
Amazon App. And then if you're a Prime Member, the
delivery fee is three ninety nine your set.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
So if you if you're a Prime Amy, you still
got to pay for it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Yes, you do have to pay the delivery fee. If
you're not a Prime member, it's thirteen ninety nine for delivery.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
We're getting so spoiled, Oh, so spoiled. Now. Back in
the day, if you waited three days for some either
like oh it's coming in three days, right, you're all excited.
Now if it comes in three days, you're pretty much amish.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah, Like I ordered what did I order? Like a
waffle maker dor in the Super Bowl once and I
was it came by the end of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
That's how drunk were you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Yeah, well it was a whole house of us.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
There's no way someone's out of here sober.

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
No, someone asked for waffles. I'm like, I don't have
a waffle maker.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
So we just ordered it and it came before the
game was over and we had waffles.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Good for you living your best lit with that, Candas
slow Pez. Yeah, I want that waffle making Candace slow Pez.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Not though, oh my god, Darbondzo being eaten Lopez anyways, Okay, yeah, No.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I had a yell at my Amazon driver the other
day though, why because have you noticed they're driving so fast?
And I get it, they got a lot of stuff
they got going on. He goes through my neighborhood. I mean,
forty miles an hour down at twenty mile an hour street.
I'm like, I said, bro, you got it. You gotta
slow down. Yeah, He's like, was I speeding? I'm like yeah,
and I'm not get it, but like, you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Gotta slow down, right, because how does their shift work?

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Like, as soon as I'm done with the packages, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
I don't know I can go faster.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
I'm off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Earlier, this guy was hauling and I can't hear the
truck because it's like electric. Yeah, it is scary, it's dangerous.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
I was a Karen.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 10 (01:05:38):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
You're a Chad Brad bro I was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, one of the stars of the hit show and
Ted Lasso just signed a pro soccer deal in real life.
So this is Crystal Fernandez. He plays Danny Rojas on
the show.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
He's a thirty five year old actor.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
He played competitive soccer as a kid in Mexico, but
stopped because he had an injury. But he's now got
to deal with El Paso Local Motive FC, and he
earned that after a two month trial. They're saying he
could make his debut later this month. Is really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Yeah, speaking of people of turning athletic and professional athlete Pooh,
I think this is really gonna happen. Poo has said
for two summers now that he can water ski. My
friend David hit me up and he was like, the
boat's ready, let's do it. Oh, I'm down, got to
get these knees in order. But yeah, what do you mean,
you have to get your knees. I just need to

(01:06:31):
work out the knees, that's all. God, how old are
we I'm I gotta get my knees in here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
I mean, you can only water ski for so long
before it's a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Well, the bed is pooh. He says he can water ski.
I guarantee you. I bet him five hundred bucks. Yeah,
he said I wouldn't even get up, which is now, no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I know you will.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I couldn't. I don't think I could.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Listen, it's almost worth a five hundred bucks if I
lose to see poo water skime. Listen.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
He whooped me on the cuse you know I stupidly
bet him in basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
This is something I get.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Wow, Well he plays basketball like four times.

Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
This is something if these knees are working, and if no, dude,
I'll get him in a order.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
There ain't enough WD forty in the world to get
those things working, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Lie your Texas top stories on.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
This is dirty Little Secrets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Mixed one or two point nine. We got one thousand
dollars coming up next. If you want to get your cash,
money on the forties all day fat stacks of cash
it's Billy to kid. Candae Lopez, producer Pool. Whatever your
secret is, I had a secret, but I don't know.
I had to let it out of the cage because well,
it's not really secret in here because Candas knows I
do this. Poo knows I do it, and they make
fun of me every time. But I don't think it's

(01:07:54):
that weird. I eat the core of an apple. It's
very weird when I eat it now, it's so weird.
You know you can do that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
I know you can, but why.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I think a lot of people do it. I think
a lot of people do it and they just don't
say they do it. What I mean, what's wrong with it?
There's literally nothing into it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
It's hard, No, it's it's really not though it's too crunchy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yeah, you got to see when some people eat shrimp,
they eat the crunchy part of the shrimp. Who does that?
A lot? Nobody the ship buy it. You can buy
it like Mexican markets next to Mexican candy. I go
to the Mexican market. I know you like going in
there eating the tail of the shrimp. It'll come in
like little packages like I'm not kidding. The tail the hard.

(01:08:38):
Somebody helped me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
It's not good. Eight core is not good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Just like you say my chickpeas aren't good. Neither is
the core.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
I'd rather eat the core of the apple than your
chickpeas any day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Well fine, at least.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
They're still apple. On my core. You are eating dirt.
If you got a secret, let us know now you
have one, sir, What is going on?

Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
Okay? So I know this sounds insane.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
But I swear this has worked for me for years
and probably saved me like thousands of dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:09:07):
My secret is I sneak into places all the time. Concerts, events, uh,
theme parks, even hotel pools.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Sneak hotel Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:09:21):
And my trick, My my trick is I use one
of those bright yellow construction safety vests.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
Really, it's like a magic like like a magic shield.
One day, my friends they dared me to try to
their concert.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
I was sold out.

Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
I'm like, dude, just throwing the safety vests and act busy.
So I So I did, and I grabbed one of
those reflective construction vests from Walmart or something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
We have one in the we have one here, Yeah,
we got one. Why do we have it. Yeah, I
don't know. I think we use it for some but
now I know what I'm about to use it for. Yeah,
So you throw this vest on and you just what
do you do?

Speaker 9 (01:10:02):
Well, you just look busy, you look like you're important,
and then you you just walk right in and they're
just like okay, like they just think you're there to
to fix something or you know, I think I said
I'm here to pick up some palletts.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
And they just let you in ballets. Then what do
you do? You take off the vest and just enjoy
the concert or wherever you're at.

Speaker 9 (01:10:25):
Yeah, I changed my clothes in the bathroom if I
have like a small bag of me or like under
the vest, and and then I change back when I leave.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
You know, I really can.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
I never questioned you what do I want? What do
I care?

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Yeah? Sure, yeah, go get the pallets whatever wherever they
are as well as I don't have to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:10:46):
Go, Yeah, just mumble about like deliveries and maintenance and
then just keep going on your way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
So all of all of this with a yellow vest, yeah,
wor ultimate VP pad? What do you mean by like
what places you sneak and you say you've gotten into concerts,
which I could see that, But what what what other
places do you go to?

Speaker 9 (01:11:07):
Well, I got into like a fancy like I said, pool,
a hotel pool. I just walked to the lobby with
the vest on and then I spent the whole day
at the pool and then I changed back knowing question
we won.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Is it hard to get in fancy hotel pools.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Yeah, because you have.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
To use Oh yeah, so you just where the vest
get in when they do those Sunday fun days. You
you have to hang out and then okay, so concerts,
hotel pools you just walk right by. Oh, theme parks.
Theme parks too.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
And theme parks are always having somebody do some kind
of construction. Yeah that's nursing legs is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Well, now, okay, what's the crazy what's the craziest experience
that you've done? Like, is there anyone that sticks out
to you? Like, I can't believe I got in here?

Speaker 9 (01:11:49):
Yeah, I back back in the day. I got into
a twenty one pilot's concert and they I ended up
backstage and I was literally sitting outside the drecting rooms
acting like I was waiting on instructions, like and no
one asked me anything. And I also got into a
Mavericks game and atenc Stadium. Yeah, like that's that was

(01:12:13):
a little harder because they really pay attention.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Okay, yeah, yellow vests all the way, yellow vest game.
All right. You know what, I think we discovered something
we can do with Pooh, We're gonna challenge noo. We're
gonna get you that. We got it right in there.
We're gonna put that yellow vest on you and see
where you can get into.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Next event, yeah, next what, next event, I'll do it.
Next event Yeah whatever, console, Okay, next event. Thank you
for your secret, and I mean get it. I guess
good for you.

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
We got to try it out. Get that yellow vest.
We're putting into work this week some way, somehow. Two
point nine A bill at a kid Candice Lopez producer. Poo,
we're getting out of here. We'll see you tomorrow of
another dirty little secret, all that good stuff. We'll do
that at seven point thirty. In the meantime, enjoy this
beautiful weather, ninety sunny. Go sit by the pool, go cannonball,
do whatever you got to do, even though the pool
water's way too cool for me. Still, but cannons, what

(01:13:07):
do you got going on you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
I'm going to be on a hunt around the house
for Endzo's library books. I guess they were due today
for like the end of the school year.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
But his teacher are so cool. She sent me a
video of him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Instead of like sending a note home, hey, these are
due tomorrow, she sent me a video of him saying, hey, mom,
I need my library books tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
I thought that was so sweet today, thinking about library books.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I haven't thought about those in forever, right, Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Loves going to the library.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
That's cool. Yeah, do you know where they're at?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Maybe question Mark, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I'll find them.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
I guess it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
You're going to be buying new ones.

Speaker 9 (01:13:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I've had to do that before, where I've just lost
books back in the day. I'm like, all right, well,
it's just good to see the kids still read.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Yeah, at this point they do some.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Of them, some of them. All right, we'll see them all.
I have a great day. Bye.

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