5/14/2026-Full Show:His "Relationship Coach" Was AI..So She Left!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
D FW. It's time to welcome Welcome bi Bily the
The Kid, The Kid, Bill the Kid in the Morning,
starring the one and only Candice Lowpez and producer Pooh
Really A Kid in the Morning, the Incredible Life and
logo Billy's a Kid in the Morning. Good morning, Welcome

(00:27):
to your Friday Eve. It's mixed one on two point
nine A Billy the Kid, Candae low Paz, producer poo
is here. Actually, I woke up thinking today was Friday,
got super high up and I was like, oh, today's Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Thank god.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
We love our jobs, though, right I got a letdown. Yeah,
it's not torture coming in. Yeah, we have fun. But
you know, sometimes you still get excited for Friday. I'm like, okay, cool,
it's sleeping tomorrow. It's like it's Thursday's definitely Thursday. But
it's all good.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Cannas, How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm okay. But I I don't know what happened with
my alarm today. But I think I clicked the wrong
one in my phone, one that has the jarring sound
effect because I usually have like a really relaxed one
and I just ease in and wake up. But I
don't know what happened or my volume was up, but
I got jarred awake today and then I made the
mistake of opening Instagram. Is anyone's algorithm right now? Just
like really dramatic videos of like parenting, like you only

(01:16):
get eighteen summers with them, and it's like my family
on the beach and this one. Imagine getting to spend
an entire day with your firstborn as a toddler.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Again, yes, no one talks about how hard it is
to go from this and like a picture of a
toddler to this, like an empty back seat and they're
driving off to college. I'm like, do I have to
see this? I know I don't want to see this
right now. That makes me so sad.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's like my whole algorithm right now. I don't know
what it is. Maybe because I'm posting sentimental things about
my niece graduating on Saturday. Probably my son's turning eight
next week. Maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
But so much today, And don't even get me started
on Instagram right now about those new instant pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, I'm so confused. Instant Is that what it's called.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's called instance.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
So you see some of your inbox, it's just some
weird little pictures on the side. I'm like, what is this?
Get it away? And then I tap it and I'm like,
all of a sudden looking at pictures of people.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Right, it's like a twenty four hour It's kind of
like a cross between be real and Snapchat. I guess,
like the photo stays for twenty four hours, but once
you see it, it disappears and nobody.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Else can see that you liked it, and you can't
screenshot it. It's un it's unscreen shottable. Ewhich. I guess
that's a good one. Like this, you can't screenshot it.
That's good, right, I.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Mean, I guess, But I guess you're sharing the photo
to everyone, so it's not like personal.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, you can pick who you send it to. I guess,
Oh you can't, so you can.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You can either do it to your close friends or
all your friends.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh okay, but the whole thing is just.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Like we don't need any more stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
No, And it's blocking my screen a little bit, right,
I feel like there's just something I can't get off
my screen is dirty or.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Aesthetically I'm like, get it out of my way.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, I don't either can' it's I'm mad about that producer.
Plus here, what's up?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Who?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yesterday I had to go to my thirteen year old son, Paul.
I had to go to his school to go get
his phone. Oh there was an incident that went down
and luckily he wasn't there. He said he ran off
or whatever. But they got this new thing kids are
doing call they call it pantsing, And I.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Was like, nothing new, We've been doing it since eighties, right, yeah,
but I never knew it was called pants and I
just would yank. Yeah, but you used to do this.
Oh you were that kid athletics. Yeah you used to
pants people.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Oh yeah, oh my god, all the time and try
and yeah. I used to used to hate you. I
used to get pants. I'd be a track practice and
all the football players be like right.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
In front of the girls. Just I don't know. It
was a right of passage, but no, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I hate that kind of stuff. That's bullying.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, you can't pant. I mean everybody was laughing when
I was a kid. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
When I was a kidding, people used to try to
pants meet we were fighting.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm sorry, but I would fight you. Now you touched
my pants. You're trying to pull my think about this,
you're trying to pull my pants down?

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I mean yeah, you think.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah. And again it's been a thing for a long time.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
But back then, I would, you know, track shorts, and
they just they'd either do that or give you a
wedgie and pull it up.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Put what school did you go have your pants down
or billy me?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, I think I'd rather have aggie.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Interesting, we didn't do this stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
At my school.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh yeah, we did it. I mean it's just crazy, man,
that's that's that's.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
What they did.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
But thank god he wasn't involved in that.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
He said he had read he ran off when he
saw him gathered start doing that. But he dropped his
phone and the librarian turned it in. So I was like, oh, man,
is he in trouble And they were like no, but
I had to sign to get his phone back.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
He dropped his phone. Yeah, he took off. Yeah, boy,
is this your kid? Put on the line music, Paul?
You know Paul is Innocent's Paul?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, Paul don't do stuff like that. Yeah you're right, yeah,
Brendan maybe, but not Paul.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
See, when I was a kid, We didn't do stuff
like it at my school. I think because in my
high school, good chance you would have got stabbed. That
was that rough.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It was kind of a rough school.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
So like you wouldn't pant someone without expecting not to
get your face punched. There was consequences. I'm not saying
it was right, right, but I mean we used to
get people flat tires. Oh yeah, I remember we step
on the back of their shoe flat or what.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Is the other thing that we used to do at lunch?
Used to do it. You'd be like, uh spawn do oh?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes, hit your food dad, and you'd hit their food tray.
Everything would fall.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Apparently Pooh was just pants and everyone were I was.
I didn't go lie, I was bad.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
You didn't pants? Girls? So did you?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I didn't do that. No I do that now though, no.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
Kid in the morning, only.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
One or two point nine.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
We got a lot going on today, Candice Lopez, What
is up?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well Way movevoluntarily recalled over thirty seven hundred self driving
cars for software updates after that one entered a flooded
roadway in San Antonio. Do you remember that one?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
The company says that they are working to implement additional
software safeguards, including reworking how they operate during extreme weather.
Weimo has resumed operations, but they aren't taking passengers again
just yet. They will notify users when that service is back,
but they also need to fix the issue with them
running red lights. Did you see that one in Dallas?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
The guy downtown, Yes, he happened to be you know, recording,
and the weaymo just literally right in the middle of
a red light just goes left through traffic.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yes, Luckily no one was injured, but they're saying, you know,
Waimo says, the traffic light appeared heavily dimmed from the
vehicle's perspective, so they're working to address that issue as well.
I'm like, dim does that an excuse work for me?
If I run it, you.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Could still tell it's red. Yeah, So I don't know
what you're talking about. Heavily data rightdn't.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, wouldn't it notice like the other cars movements?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
See, that's always the part that worries me on these
way mos. Yeah. Tesla's self driving is when you know,
like you know, why when the sun is in your
eyes right, like you can't tell me the camera can
figure out what's what in that situation that's gonna be hard,
or if it's shining on the traffic light it might
affect thing.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I get nervous about that.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, no, I do too, because like if I ran
one and told the cop, well it was heavily dimned, sorry,
sirk it out.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah you think so, you would why I'd be in jail.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
No, I'd never j.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Get you get out of all tickets. Well you drove
around last time. You didn't even have a license playoff?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well I didn't. They pulled me over though I had
no idea if someone had stolen it off the back.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Of my car, that would be a felony stop for me.
They get your hands up, come out of the vehicle,
walk this way you were. They were like, hey, you
realize you don't have a license plate.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Silly.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah. You know what's funny is I had a picture
of that car with the license plate on on my
phone and I was like, look, this is it. I
don't know where it went, and we were I was
on my way to stuff of us, right in the
parking lot. So I was like, I'm doing a toy
drive right here. I promise, like I'm legit yeah, but
they did let me go.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
They treat us differently me and poo, oh my gosh.
I did call them one of you and say, hey,
I'm getting locked up. I just want to let you.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's probably because you have warrants.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
But yeah, guys, Google searches for a tired at work
are up two hundred and forty three percent. So this
is according to a new pole. Fatigue at work searches
are up almost the same, and searches for brain fog,
they say, jumped seventy four percent.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
What are we googling it for?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
We know what happens.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Why am I tired at work?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
What can I do about it?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Who else is tired at work? I don't know who's
searching this. But it also says, you know, workers who
are well hydrated clock over an hour of more productive
hours a day than those who drink little to know water.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's false.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
So what that's so false? Why because the co workers
who drink the big gallons of water. Yeah, they're in
the bathroom nonstoff. Yeah, they're taking that bad point.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
That's why don't drink You drink a lot of water.
I mean I drink water.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Don't get me wrong, but yeah, you know the people
who like, I gotta drink this half gallon before noon, Yeah,
it's like then they're in the bathroom every twenty seconds.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah no, I am in the bathroom every twenty seconds.
But I know, no, I know it's hard with this
job because I got to hold it half my life.
Me too, because like right now I'm holding it. I
haven't gone since I got to work at five this morning.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
So stop everything going ahead.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yea, when we come back, I'll talk you about Taylor
Swift and her cake incident. No, seriously, Taylor Swift, you
know she gets her life analyzed all the time when
she's out in public, and this time it's all about cake.
So she was at Lena Dunham's fortieth birthday dinner in
New York. I guess they were in this private room
that had like a table for this party of ten.

(09:42):
So Lena posted a selfie and you could kind of
see half of the dinner table in the background. So
people start zooming in to see that Taylor Swift never
ate her piece of birthday cake.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
People care about the most random.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Stuff I know, and they're kind of going off on this.
She's had to get married exactly. She's on the wedding
can shreddit for the wed and diet.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Cool. Well that's normal, That's totally normal.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
So it's funny.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
People are like analyzing everything. Well, you know, people do
that with even people who aren't famous. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I mean I'm guilty of at the times.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, Like you ever screenshot somebody's picture and see what's
going on in the background.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Sometimes, Yeah, I have, or like I want to like
look at their shirt better, see Yeah, I've done that before,
like their shoes. Actually I zoomed in on someone's watch
and then I sent it to my friend Steve because
he's big on you know, AI and I was like, hey,
what watches his? And so he'd let me know what
it was.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Ooh I thought I was a creep.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, well I was just curious. I was like, because
this wasn't a quote unquote influencer who's posting a link
to this watch? And I was like, that's cute? What
is that?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You liked it up for me? Yeah? Good for you
for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Anyways, I canna slowpez. Those are your Texas top stories.
I'll mixed one or two points. What are you zooming
in on?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, I mean not that I was just like food.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, he zooms in, because that's how you saw that
I had another charge exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Somebody puts it.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
First of all, when Pouh started putting pictures of his
bedroom up, we've never been to his apartment.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I wanted to see what was going on.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Because he had books next to his bed, I think, which.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
He's never read? And what books are? They name him?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Okay, doctor, it's a book about uh Muhammad Ali. Yeah
did you read it?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah? Mostly pictures, but yeah, I read.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
But when I saw him post some I'm like, let
me zoom in and see what's going on. And that's how
I found the second charger.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
And then he said, oh, I'll keep one on each night,
staying in case I roll over and want to charge
my phone. Big lies, biggest lie ever. Cannie, All right,
we are done, Okay, go to the bathroom. I call
nice today. Well, I mean yeah, like high around ninety two,
so kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, close to a record, is it really?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah? It's mix one or two point nine. Good morning
billy kid, Cannae loan pass produce your poo. Yeah ninety
two today almost a record high tomorrow ninety with some clouds.
Saturday looks good. Sunday they're talking about rained. Okay, so
just giving you a heads up now, so you know
what you're dealing with this weekend.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
We got dirty little secret coming up at seven thirty.
I got a four pack of tickets right now, says
Tome Street Live first caller.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Who's his?

Speaker 9 (12:11):
What Bryan?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And wrap Bryan? What's up?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Driving a school right now? Got him and he's always
trying to give me to call in. Well, guess what,
he's smart because you guys won your first caller.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Ye see he's hype.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Good.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, it's gonna be fun, says to me Street Live.
Four pack of tickets, So congrats.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thank you very much. We love listening to you guys.
We just can't kick out of you guys every morning.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Olla.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Well, we appreciate that very much.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
That means a lot. I know he's probably excited for
summer and getting out of school.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, yes, you actually, uh, like about a week or
two ago, you're wasting on a uh waste on a
star test thing. Yes, that's right.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
How do you do how was it.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I loved its. Good job, Brat, give it up for Braxton.
That's what's up.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Absolutely, stay right there, Brian. I forgot about that star testing.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah last week.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Thank god that's over with. That gives me anxiety for
the kids, it really does. All right, let's do a
realer fake news. I'm gonna give you three headlines. Gonna
tell me which one is fake, which one is the
fake headline? And Candice Lopez congrats because you already won.
I'm already saying that one.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Who's going first today? Remember yesterday we said for the
rest of the week.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh, I forgot about that. Wow, alchem, let's do it.
You're still gonna win, all right. Headline number one Delta
passenger goes viral as he attempts to board flight with
emotional support Rotisserie Chicken. Delta passenger goes viral as he
attempts to board flight with an emotional support Rotisserie.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Chicken headline number one.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Headline number two man led police on a high speed
chase dressed as the Easter Bunny. Police on a high
speed chase dressed as the Easter Bunny. Headline number three.
French police are warning drivers to look out for drunk deer.
French police are warning drivers to look out for drunk deer.

(14:15):
You got three headlines right there. You gotta tell me
which one is the fake headline. We're gonna let producer
Pooh go first, or you could pass it back to Kandaelopes.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Wouldn't that be funny?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Wouldn't that be great?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay, you're refusing, that's part of the rules.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
All right, Pooh, you go first.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I'm gonna go to the first story, the emotional support
Rotisserie chicken.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay, all right, sounds so delicious, tistry chicken. Oh, don't
tell me about a good RC.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah, r is.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I actually went to tom thumb one yesterday to get one. Yeah,
and there's a life hack right there. You gotta go
for the roast history chicken in the back. Yeah. Oh yeah,
don't get up there.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't get the one up front that's been under
the tanning bed.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I'm always scared that someone has taken the RC and
their cart and shopped around and then said, never mind,
let me just put it back.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Sorry, who does that?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I'm sure people have done it.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Because you will find a random item in another space.
I saw that the other day there was whipped cream.
Whipped cream. It's supposed to be refrigerated by the pop tarts.
I thought to myself, Tom Thumb is wilding out. Yeah,
all right, well let's lock that in. Locked in, Canda.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Slow pans uh, lock me up for that last story,
I think to drunk deer story, because that doesn't make
any sense. Yeah, were they out drinking champagne in France?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
What deer allowed to drink?

Speaker 10 (15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
And what are they drinking?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Right? And I want something chagne? All right, let's lock
it in, go ahead, locked in. The winner today is
producer Poop. I was so close to lying and saying
you want I was gonna try to flip the story

(16:02):
and make.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
It real, but I can't do that. You can't lie.
You cannot lie. Okay, congrats Pooh pooh, what you gave
him the win?

Speaker 9 (16:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I mean, obviously you're going to make up a story
about an RC. Well, it's a jam, that is my jam.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah. I didn't get one yesterday though, because it was
one left, one rotisserie chicken left, and it was just
sitting there and it just looks.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Sad, right, a yellow sticker on it.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
You know, it should have been. Yeah, it should have been.
If I'm coming in at eight o'clock at night for
a RCaH, I need it half off.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
They do it a they do.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh you go to Kroger all right.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
French police are warning drivers to look out for a
drunk deer or for multiple drunk deer.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I guess what's going on is they're saying that there's
intoxicated wildlife running around in erratic circles, jumping, tumbling in fields,
which makes no sense until you find out that these
wild animals are eating fermented fruit. Oh, you know, so
plant buds and maybe possibly even decaying vegetation that could

(17:06):
produce a natural intoxicating effect.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
So they are drunk.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Technically, technically they're drunk, so the resulting behavior. Officers are
warning people they are unpredictable. So if you see a
deer on the side of the road, it might jump
out in front of you. Oh, it might be in.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
The Taco Bell drive through line.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's drunk. It doesn't know what it's doing. Isn't that weird.
It's so weird to think animals get drunk. To me, Oh,
I hope a deer drunk dials me. I love deer.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
So that's a real story.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
The other story is a man led police on a
high speed chase dressed as the Easter Bunny.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Because our world is just this. Where do you think?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Florida, Florida.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I can't make it up.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yes, Florida in Florida. I guess this happened. It's a
twenty nine year old man. He was on a motorcycle.
His name is Dalton. Should have known the name Dalton.
Lock him up now, just lock lock all Daltons up.
Unless it's Andy Dalton, the quarterback. Remember from TCU. You
don't know Andy Dalton.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
He's a ginger. Actually lock him up? Why gingers are wild?
Due either way.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
He was arrested after leading police on a high speed
chase earlier this month. He was clocked at one hundred
and twenty miles an hour, and he was dressed as
a bunny. It wasn't a full body suit, but it
was an elaborate helmet. Oh I've seen these helmets before.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Oh yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Easter Bunny helmets. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
So he had giant plush ears, blue eyes, and a
pink nose and he was going one twenty down the highway.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
So he's facing charges of reckless driving, felony, fleeen, and
eluting law enforcement. Imagine if you're driving around you just
see the easter Bunny going one hundred and twenty yeah,
down the highway trying to run from the police. Wild
What I mean, who thinks running from the police, Listen
to me, rarely works? It rarely has it ever worked
where you're like, oh, and this guy got away and

(19:02):
nothing happened. I mean, and they're usually they're running for
the most ridiculous reasons, like a traffic warrant or something stupid.
Pooh you, I can't believe. I'm gonna ask this, what
have you ever ran from the police?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh my, I'm not in the car, but like on foot.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Two years ago, I was like.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Tell, first of all, tell the kids who were listening.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, don't do a kid, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
So I was soon dressed as the easter bine.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
No, I was somewhere I shouldn't have been, just hanging out,
and they rolled up on the hill and everybody took
off running.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
So I ran too, And then does that count?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
And the houses in South Dallas they're like up on bricks,
and so so I hid up under the a house
and I was good. I was like, okay, they ain't
gonna catch me. Then this crackhead crawled up under there
with me. And there's a famous cop if you go
to South Dallast, they call him Jack Rabbit because he
will chase you for days and won't take a breath,

(19:57):
a break or anything. He came, he started, he said,
I'm gonna give you all five minutes to get up
out of there. But we both took off running and
finally he let that dog loose and I just stopped.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I was like, man, I ain't out running a German shepherd. Wow, Hey, Candas,
you ever asked something and then immediately regret it. It's
bill at a kid Cannas low Pets producer, Pooh, you
don't understand cannas.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
How hard we have it as men when it comes out. Wow,
I say that just to word.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
You are.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Is there anything we could do?

Speaker 8 (20:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Just carry on, let me splash it with water.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Better.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
So when I read this, I was like, this is
according to most women, and especially this one girl who's
went viral on TikTok talking about it. What is the
cringiest thing a man can wear? Okay, and I'm gonna
tell you right now, it's so hard as a guy
to dress.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
It's so hard. So what do you think most.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Women said, is the cringiest thing, the biggest I thing a.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Man can wear?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Socks and sandals.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Socks and sandals kind of close. Bucket hats, bucket hats.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I thought we're back in style.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
They come and go, so it could be cringed today
and not tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah. I don't wear bucket hats, but I mean, okay, no,
it's not a bucket hat.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't think you're gonna guess finance pro vest.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, Katie trail vest.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, that's what I call him.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
If you got a lunch and Dace, that is true.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, it's like that Patagonia vest that every guy wears.
Oh my god, finance pro vest. No, it is flip flops. Oh,
flip flop? Flip flops? Is it flip flops? They say,
is the cringiest thing a man can wear? And you know,

(21:53):
I'm like, I don't know if that's fair.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I mean, think about like the difference between like slides
and a flip flop. It's that that goes between the
two toes. That's where it gets sketchy.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay it is. I was going to ask you what
is it about the flip flops? Because here's the deal,
and I'm gonna say this out loud. I bought a
new pair of flip flops. I do know, yes, exactly,
because if I go on the boat by the pool
sometimes I don't know why. I don't like having slides,
like most slides to me are uncomfortable and as cringe

(22:27):
as it is. I like wearing socks with my slides, okay,
because it's comfortable. No I care what I look like
I do, but I don't. I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I'm not going to go on public when slides and
socks every day.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Thank you, But it is so hard as like a
man in his forties, I don't know what a shop
for clothes. Yeah, I don't have a wife, I don't
have a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Where do I go?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, say, yeah, you're in your sixties. As a name
of his sixties, where do you shop?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I know it's not But where do you go?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Where does a guy go from? Really?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I guess I don't know. I don't wear polos, Yeah,
they don't tell just polos. There's sell a lot of
street wearing stuff now.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
But the point is the point is are flip flops
that grody?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I mean, tell me if your toes are hairy first
and will tell you, let me ask you.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Then let's get let's get personal, because that's what this
girl said. She goes, Oh my god, yes, flip flops
are so gross. The toe hair question mark, I cannot Okay,
Well what do you want us to do? Would you
rather shave our toes?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I mean, yeah, you could, just like real quick on top.
It's expressive. Yeah, just take your razor and just yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's go go back that much thicker. That's a myth.
I don't think sure, that's a myth. I mean I
don't think I have.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Why do you think women shave their legs?

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Right?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Because no one wants to see our leg hair. Don't
the same about your toes.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Women.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
But here's the deal, no one's gonna judge you for
shaving your legs. We will never hear the end from
some of our friends if we shave our toes. Shap
If I shaved my toes and Pooh found out I
shaved my toes, he'd be like, I can't believe you
shaved your toes.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Well, if it's excessive hair, I mean you could just
cut it back a little bit.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I give it a fade. Yeah, my big toes got
a mullet. My big toes got the Morgan walling. You
know what do you do that?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, well I've seen some hairy toes before, some public.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Some girls, and let me know, because maybe I'll shave
my toes.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, you know what. Can we wear flip flops tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, that's fine. I don't have flip flops. I have slides,
all slides slides.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
You want to wear your slides tomorrow and I'll wear
my flip flops and we'll see if we gross Candae out.
But wear it with no socks. Oh yeah, down, all right,
Yeah tomorrow is a big day. Oh yeah, Friday too.
We're gonna wear georts tomorrow. Yeah, we wear georts on Fridays.
George Jorgs and flip flops. The lake straight to town easy,

(25:00):
I went straight to the food court. Tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Well, this girl says.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
This girl said, sandals are fine, but it's the combo
that I don't like. You're ready for the combo, she said,
is the worst combo is she talking about? She said,
the worst combo? Any man can wear our jeans with
flip flops. Why what? Why? What do you mean why?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I could see why that would.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Be a pig because you've let your feet free and
nothing else, you know, if you're gonna let yours be free,
let the bes free from knees, ankles and feet all free,
you know, because they're like peeking out. The attention is
all on your feet.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
How can I ask you, ladies something personal? Do you
have to shave your toes? No? Are you serious? And
there's nothing wrong with if you don't. If you do, yeah,
I know some girls who no, you don't. Would you
know you know a girl who needs the shave her toes?
Did you have them do the dater? Oh no, no,

(26:06):
you stop it. Just a little hair on her toes,
she has, just a little and she didn't shave.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeah, yes, some of that thing that's just be growing,
you know, boy, No I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, just you had a girl that had hairy toes,
just a little, just a little. I mean, we're humans,
overlooked it.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Stuff happens, stuff grows, stuff changes. I might have hairy
toes someday, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wrong with it. Did she have corn rows on her toes?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Corn rows and manicure toes?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Cornrowses?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
Texas Tough Stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid
in the.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Morning only on the New Mixed one or two point nine.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
K Cannice Slow Pass. We got a banger coming up next.
We got a dirty little secret right now. We got
the top stories in Texas.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
What you got?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, Well, for the first time in World Cup history,
the final map. We'll have a halftime show. We've been
hearing a lot about, you know, entertainment surrounding the World Cup.
But the finals are going to be held at MetLife
Stadium in New Jersey. So Chris Martin from Coldplay was
with Elmo, Cookie Monster, Miss Piggy and Kermit yesterday to
announce this lineup.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Wow, that's a that's a star studied lineup right there.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah, it's gonna feature Madonna, Shakira and BTS. So, yeah,
they're gonna get eleven minutes for this show. The World
Cup Finals are scheduled for Sunday, July nineteenth. By the way,
every match is going to be available on the iHeartRadio app,
So if you're obsessed with the World Cup like a
lot of people are. You don't have to miss a
thing looking forward to that. Also, we have a new

(27:39):
announcement from the tech sector company linked In, the latest
tech company to announce layoffs. They say they plan to
cut five percent of their staff. LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft.
The employee over seventeen thousand people full time globally. They're
saying AI is not the cause of these layoffs, but
it's hard to think otherwise.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
You know, did you see that woman who was making
a commencement speech, no out of college and she mentioned
AI and she said, well, AI will be, you know,
obviously taking over, and everybody in the crowd started booing her.
All the kids were like, boo, it's wow, Wow, I
hit a sore spot. Well, yeah, I just spent fifty
grand on my education and you're telling me AI's taken over.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, let's not talk about that at graduation for sure.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well a boo you too, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
One hundred percent. Guys, raising a kid in America now
costs more than three hundred thousand dollars on average over
eighteen years. A new study says Hawaii is the most
expensive state to raise a kid, while Mississippi is the cheapest.
This study also says parents now spend nearly twenty two
percent of their income on child related costs. And I

(28:48):
just we spend so much money on literally everything, Like
just to play basketball for the summer is like over
one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
No, and Dino Nuggies have won up in price.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, these dances. They spend thousands of dollars a year.
In high school, you have a Dino more expensive candas,
yeah are they?

Speaker 9 (29:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
You can't feed these kids, yeah, you can't afford to
have people like, oh, we need to have more kids.
Americans are not having kids right. Well you think right.
Gas is so expensive, everything is so expensive. Kids are
the most expensive.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah. Like I have friends with three and four kids
that all play sports and they're just carting them all
around the metroplex to different things. I don't know how
people keep up these days.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
It's hard.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's expensive. Have a friend, yeah, like having Pooh around.
He's expensive.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yah, I casina.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You gotta feed him, you gotta buy a mambo taxis.
You know, he's probably two hundred thousand dollars to raise him.
He put me on his income. Text as depends.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, I'm claiming Pooh this year.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
God, that's it.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I'm claiming them. I'm sorry, but I am.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, we'll feed them lunchables because the lunchibles diving deeper
into the snack culture that is so popular right now
with the launch of the sharcootering Oh yeah, this I
say about time, guys. This is a wearable mini charcuterie board.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Wearable.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yes, So it's like a literal ring you put on
your fingers, but it's a little charcooterie board you can
hold your snacks on while you eat. I think this
is gonna go viral. I really do, because it comes
in a two pack of these snackable trays. They're going
to roll out nationwide for two dollars and ninety nine cents.
You can sign up for early access at lunchables dot com.
This is all for Junie.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Let's tell you right now, if I can wear it,
it's not enough food. I'm still hungry. I haven't even
seen this thing, and I could tell I'm already hungry.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
So it's for National Best Friends Day and you have
one and then you share one with a friend. But
it looks like a little charcuterie board like ring, and
then you put your cheese on there and all your
little lunchibles.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
That's cute.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I know, I think it's adorable. I gotta find this, okay.
I love making sharcoos.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I will share it.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Ye okay, I'm trying to slip those are your Texas
tom stories on mess You'll feel better.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
We got thousand dollars coming up. Get ready for that.
We'll do it at eight forty. We kick it off
then then we do it all day, every hour on
the forties. Just so much money. Get your cash. You
need it this time of the year. Yeah, I mean seriously,
with school any parties. Bring a yellow shirt to school.
It's spirit weekends. Buy a snack pack day, buy it puppy. Yeah,
so much going on. So one thousand dollars eight forty.

(31:21):
It's mixed one or two point nine. Dirty Little Secret
time bill at a kid can Selow Paz and producer Poon.
If you have a confession, a secret, get it off
your chest anytime you want at eight three three, seven,
eight seven one o two nine.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Now you have one. I don't know what kind of
secret it is, but.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
Actually a funny secret. Okay, it's actually funny and I'm
keeping it from my wife.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
So okay, a funny secret. I don't know if she'll
think this is funny, but that's okay, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (31:45):
No, no, no, you won't. She's you know, lady, she's
been on me about my my drinking. And when I
mean drinking, I'm not you know, I'm not. I'm not
not cleaning up and closing the bar down. Okay, I'm not.
I'm not that guy. Okay, I we you know, I
just I'll just be having long days and I just
want to fruit bruise.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
You know how they say, Okay, said you have a
few beers after work.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
She doesn't like that.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:13):
And it's it's it's almost like where she's almost counting them,
you know. So at the end of the week she's like, oh,
you had fifteen. Oh I'm sorry, seventeen beers this week, honey.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's like, what do we like?

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So she's on to you because she's saying, I mean,
I guess she's right if you have a few beers
every night, yeah, it adds up, It does that up.
But I'm I don't do that. I know a lot
of guys do, though, a lot of guys have to
work to have a beer.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I don't. I don't do that. Pooh does that. He's
a Lockwood distillery and has a few beers.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Maybe a drink, yeah, beer, drink whatever. But you do
it every night. She said, stop it. So you obviously
were like, hell, no, I'll never stop.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm sure you didn't.

Speaker 9 (32:49):
Say that, you know. Of course I put my foot down.
I said, look, I'm.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
A grown man.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
So you said you're not gonna stop drinking in.

Speaker 9 (32:57):
Every other so way of a word, Yeah, without getting
on the couch every night.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, what's the what's the secret? I'm nervous.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
So I went on Amazon, you know how you're googling stuff, man,
and I found uh, like covers, you know, like doctor
Pepper seven. Uh you know, it goes right over the can.
It's like a beer cozy almost.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Okay, but it says doctor Pepper.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it says sprite doctor Pepper. And
I'm gonna tell you right now, it's the best thing
I ever purchased. I mean, I couldn't wait for it
to come in the mill.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
So wait, So she okay, I have seen these because
people I see people do this sometimes it's sporting events
or whatever. She slide the cover over the beer can
and it looks like a doctor Pepper can Now now.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
You with me?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
No way? So litten.

Speaker 9 (33:52):
I feel like I'm working for the CIA. This is
the whole operation, and I'm keeping it going.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
So she thinks you're just slamming doctor Peppers.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Oh yeah, she's like, oh honey, I love how you just.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
You know you're you're cutting back, you're doing this.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I don't know what's worse th doctor Pepper or beer,
but either way, that's hysterical.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I'm surprised she doesn't smell it.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, that's a good point. She doesn't smell it.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Beer would No.

Speaker 9 (34:18):
No, I'm a married man. I'm not getting action every
day like we're kids.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
So it's's not like coming over smelling my friend.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Just by talking to you close.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I think, I know that's funny. So she doesn't even
get close enough to you to smell you.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
Listen, he gets content over there on her side.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Her coup has her own little palka. I'm in my
own little recliner.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Mary's life sounds awesome. Is this what married life is like?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
It really is?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Cannis, I mean, wow, day to day day to day,
meaning like there's something I have a kid, so yeah,
I know, so right, But I'm saying so you might
never get close and smooch up on Eric.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
No.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I always am close enough to him to smell he's
been drinking.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, well not kandas is you gonna know?

Speaker 9 (35:07):
Listen, listen, listen, everybody win, he win.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I went all right, so you're gonna keep doing it.
She's like, oh, this guy's doctor.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Now it's gonna be like, honey, you're drinking too many
doctor peppers. We need to check your insulin.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
The only person to know is the damn dog.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
This guy gets so happy drinking doctor peppers. God, he's
on a sugar how he's stumbling? All right, Well, you
know what, that's an innocent secret. It's nothing too crazy.
But there you go.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Man, he'll be fine, all right.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
She'll be fine. No, but if she finds out, you
won't be.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
All right.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
He's going for court. He gets settled here with Billy
the Kid in the morning, right.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
For the honible Judge Candace Lopez. Scared, get up, stand up,
come and put your hands up for Judge Lopez. Put
some respect on it. It's mixed one or two point nine.
All right, by the way, money coming up. Eight forty
will do that? Eight forty your first shot, twenty thousand dollars,
fat stacks of cash.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Let's get this court in session.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Okay, Candas, if you've got something you want Candas to
solve or be the judge on at Candas on Air,
on Instagram, at Candas on Air, And this is a
good one, she writes in she says, maybe Candas Court
can help me out with this. My daughter is graduating
and I can't believe how much drama there is with
the ceremony. We only have ten tickets and we have

(36:31):
a big family. So not only is it hard to
pick and choose who gets invited, now there's a serious
plot twist. Her biological dad has reached out and says
he really wants to go, despite not being involved in
her life except for the last couple of years, as
he's tried to quote unquote fix things. I have not
told her he wants to come, and I don't know

(36:53):
if I'm going to. I don't know if I want
the drama, and I also don't know if I want
my husband slash her stepdad to feel awkward. He basically
raised her and has been the father that he wasn't
Should I tell her and let her choose, or should
I not even put the pressure on her. I am
truly confused on what to do. Maybe Candice Courd can help.

(37:18):
It's a tough one. That is tough right off the bat,
and there's a lot of drama when it comes to graduations.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I get it. My niece is graduating on Saturday. She
only gets ten tickets. Oh really yeah, so yeah, unfortunately
everyone can't go. It's really awful.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I hate that. That is kind of bad. I've never
really been to a graduation. I don't think so, you know,
because my son's only fifteen and you know, ready for
the drama. I didn't know there's this much drama because yeah,
if you've got a big family, ten tickets go fast.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Do they really do? I get that she doesn't want
the drama. No one does, but I guess I just
feel like, if this man is back in her life,
she should have the chance to know that and choose,
you know, whether he's there or not. But don't put
it all on her and whatever she decides, don't go
tell him, well she didn't want you there or she
you know, don't make her feel like she's the one
that with all the power.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
That's a good point, right, I do feel for everyone
in this situation, except for the dad who's trying to
fix things. Yeah, I mean maybe I do a little bit.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I can kind of relate to this though, just because
you know, my dad wasn't around. Yeah, he did try
to at times get involved and you know, fix things,
but it was never consistent. So would I be upset though,
if my mom didn't tell me he wanted to come
to my high school graduation?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
M h, I would be, yeah, because she will forever
think that he didn't want to be there.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Right, So it's like exactly fair. And my dad didn't
come by the way to mine, don't even think he
attempted to come.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, I've crossed that bridge. I'd wait and cross that
bridge when when I come to it. If I was
the mom, I'm not gonna put my daughter to.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
The bridge is here.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I'm just saying I would not tell my daughter. I
wouldn't do you wouldn't tell it. I wouldn't tell my
daughter because for the fact he just now came back
into our lives and you just can't do that.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Well, it's been a few years.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
It's been a few years, but he says, she says,
except for the last couple of years, he's tried to
fix things. Yeah, few years.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well he's trying.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
So he is trying.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Like if he just showed up out of nowhere last
month and he was like, I want to go, absolutely not.
Now do I think that he should be able to
go over the step dad if there's other high priority
family members.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
No, oh really no.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I think the stepdad goes before him. If he's fathered
this girl.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well, yeah, he earned his right to be there. Race
I paid for all due respect to the stepdad. I
think that is true. But I don't think it should
be one or the other. I think someone else, maybe
a cousin or someone down the road.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
It depends. I mean, this is really hard. I mean
I feel for everyone going through this this time of year,
because I know my brother and his wife are going
through it because you know, we've only got ten tickets
and so, you know, and my sister in law, they
have a big family. So I are you all, yeah,
I will be there, Okay, Eric, Eric is not going. Oh,
it's really tough. Well, she has a big family and

(40:06):
you know, it's just there's extra grandparents and things going on,
and siblings. She has more siblings than we do, so yeah,
it's extremely and it's their moment.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
It's not to me. It's not about the step dad.
It's not about the dad. It's about her. She's graduating.
This is her time to me pick what she wants
to do with the people in her life. So if
you give her, I would sit her down and be like, hey,
I don't want you to feel any pressure about this.
Your father reached out, he wants to come. If you
don't want him to be there, then guess what I'll say, Hey, sorry,

(40:38):
we don't have any tickets, and I'll say that I
never even told you, right you?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Okay, Cannis, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
There's a gnat in here, guys. Billy told me there
was a gnat while he was eating his apple, and
it's just trying to join the show.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I'm sorry she caught the Holy ghost because.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I was like, oh, the gnat you were talking about.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
All of a sudden, she started waving her hands. I
was like, what, what's going on? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Okay, So I feel like we're all Candis and I'm
on the same page.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
You wouldn't even mention it to the daughter.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Because that's just a lot of pressure, pressure for a
teenager or whatever.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
You said something about the stepdad though, he say his
dad has paid for everything and he's been that if he's.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
A stepdad, if you're a step father, you've taken care
of that little girl since.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
But right for all due respect, all due.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Respect, I'm not taking away from the stepdad. But at
the same time, I still think it should be her choice.
That's what I would have wanted. I would want my
mom to say, Hey, it's up to you, what do
you want to do, just letting you know so there's
no secrets moving one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I mean it's hard to find a verdict in this case,
but I think the bio dad would be guilty of
being a Commencement Craig. He's got to respect the choice
that's made, whatever that is.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
You know, it just is my dad guilty of that?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
My dad, No, my dad was amencement.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Was a disappearing Doug.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
This is hard. I feel for everyone going through it
this week.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
He was a hide and seek cowie and guess what
he won.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
He was a hide and Seek champion.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Oh my god, he was the best.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Oh seriously, you'll hang in there because it's feelings get hurt.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yes, do you know That's how the last time I
saw him, we were playing hide and seek.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Billy stopped and he said, all right, try to find
me Andy, And I looked for eighteen years.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
It's Top Stories on the Tense with Billy's Kid in the.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Morning only on the new Mix one O two point nine.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Right, we got everything you need to know right now,
and we have some money coming up to we'll do
that at eight forty Cannislowpez.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Well, the state of Texas is suing Netflix, accusing them
of spying on people, including children, and collecting user data
without consent. Netflix says this lawsuit lacks merit and is
based on inaccurate and distorted information. But this suit alleges
Netflix built surveillance machinery that tracks and logs users viewing habits,

(43:07):
of preferences, devices, and other sensitive behavioral data from kid
and adult profiles. This is a fifty nine page of
filing that also says Netflix deceptively designs its platform to
be addictive. But that's how all of these work.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, I just assume that's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I still well I mean, unfortunately, maybe I'm crazy, But
if I sign up for something I'm on their platform,
I know they're gonna monitor me.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah, what I'm watching, right, what.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I want to come up with like suggested it shows
for you to watch and stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
And I don't even care.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah whatever. Yeah, it's different when your phone's doing it
and all of a sudden you get an AD for
something you randomly talked about.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Then you're like, wait a minute, watching me.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
But if I'm on that's like sue on Instagram because
they're coming up with your algorithm.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Right.

Speaker 10 (43:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
No, I like for them to suggest things for me
beyond that data. You know. I don't know that they're
taking anything like that. But interesting that this Texas would
sue Netflix.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I said, we don't we get bigger things to worry about.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, I think we do. Guys, listen to this. Google
searches for quote tired at work are up two hundred
and forty three percent. This is according to a new poll.
I mean, who's not tired at work?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I meant, hello, Yeah, so you get up at three
in the morning. Of course I'm tired at work.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah. Fatigue at work searches are up almost the same
and then searches for brain fog they say have jumped
seventy four percent. Man, I've googled brain fog a lot
this year.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I have it right now, Yeah, you do. I do.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I think I'm actually okay today, but certain days I'm
just in a fog and I try to chug water
and try to come out of it. But it's I think,
a normal thing we're just trying to deal with.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Well, there's YouTubers now that are making a whole series
out of the way they take naps on their lunch break. Wait,
what have you seen this?

Speaker 8 (44:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
And I watch it. That's the craziest part. There's a
guy that takes a nap every day. He eats lunch
in his car, okay, and it's like real quick, like
ten minutes and lunch he brings he gets in the
back of his test and then he just records himself
videos himself eating and then like putting a video on
and then falling asleep and then waking back up and
going inside.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
And for some odd reason, I watch it. Wow, I'm
so creepy.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I mean, do some of these cars they should have
like an option where you put nap mode on and
then all the windows just tint solid dart, so you
could just, you know, take a nap in there, because
that's my thing. I'm down to nap in my car,
but I just don't want people watching me. Yeah, you know,
wondering if I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, you know, you know, I know, yeah, because I
love sleeping in the car. Is weird, but I can
sleep so good in the car. Yeah, especially if someone's driving.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Ooh, oh that's so nice.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Oh, just like, I don't know, so nice. It's the
best nap to me.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
In the world. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
We're all tired at work though. There you go real quick. Guys.
At Taylor Swift, you know, she gets her live analyzed
left and right when she's out in public. This time
they're analyzing her cake. So she was at Lena Dunham's
fortieth birthday dinner. This happened in New York. I guess
they were in some private back room at a really
fancy restaurant. They had a table for ten, and I
guess Lena posted a selfie and you could kind of

(46:04):
see half of the dinner table in the background. So
swifties started zooming in to notice that Taylor never ate
her piece of birthday cake.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Okay, I thought you were talking about a different cake.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
No, Lena Down's birthday cake.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Are we really talking about this? Yeah, well, of course
she's not eating cake right now. She's about to get married.
I know.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I would love to see what her like wedding diet is,
you know, as she preps for this summer whenever this
is happening. July third is the date I'm hearing now
to be for the wedding. But nobody eats cake this
close to their wedding, do they?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I mean I would the whole.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Bunch of kids don't have it so easy.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Oh yeah, because your suit jacket or tucks or whatever
you're wearing at your wedding is going to like hide
anything anything that you would, you know, be worried about,
unlike a woman. Oh, it has to fit perfectly in
the wedding dress, in shape.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
You don'tunderstand how hard about all that? I don't. As men,
we have it's so hard hard we do.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Oh my gosh, you guys can wear flip flops her way,
No we.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Can't, because you hate flip flops and women. That was
the biggest inck that a man could wear. But tomorrow
blue and I are wearing flip flops.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
By the way, I'm excited. Should I wear flip flops?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I don't think I have any Yeah, but it's normal
if you do.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Like when girls wear flip flops. Not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
But that was ranked is the number one inck to
women that guys can wear. And the biggest ick about
it was hairy toes. Yeah, but do you want a
guy shaving their toes?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I mean, just trim it back a little bit. If
it's like obnoxious, you know, like if you could braid it,
that's too much, you might want to just cut it back.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
And then we talked about this earlier.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
We found out a dirty little secret who dated a
girl who needed to shave her toes. Right wait, whoa, whoa, don't.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Right stories on Mix one of two point nine.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Oh wait, she's on the phone. She is, Okay, you
needed to shave your toes, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Oh that's a hot tage.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
Let us know what you think.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Here's today's hot tape.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
You got to check this out. It's Mixed one or
two point nine. Billy the Kid, Candice Lopez, producer poo.
We got a thousand dollars coming up next to get
ready for that. If you want some money, we do
it all day on the forties, fat stacks of cash.
This girlfriend, she broke up with her man because of
his chat GBT history and she never and it has
nothing to do with betrayal, has nothing to do with

(48:32):
anything like that.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
She her name's Lindsay Hall.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
She writes like this big column, some substack thing and
she's like, you know, kind of a amussa relationship expert,
and she talks about her own life, talks about things
that are going on, and it's kind of going viral
what happened because it's such a weird situation. So she
borrows his laptop because she had something to do with
hers was not working correctly, which you could tell right
away that that's going to be a problem. She sees

(48:57):
the chat GBT thing open. She opens the chatt because
she was going to use it for something, and she
sees in the corner that he basically has a thread
going out. You know how you have like things you've
searched and chat gept will kind of name it right,
like they'll kind of name it the topic that you
you two were talking about, you and chat Gypt And
she stumbles upon this thing that basically says relationship issues

(49:19):
and uncertainty. So she's like, well, what is he doing
with that?

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
So she clicks on it and she finds out that
her man has been asking chat gpt for a relationship advice,
which she does not like at all. Did she violate
his privacy?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yes? Should she broke up with him? I'll let you
be the judge.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
So basically she found out a bunch of questions of
him asking chat gpt about the relationship. For example, oh boy,
she thought it was going to be like him, how
do I deal with her cats? Because she has three cats.
She thought it was going to be something like that,
because she's like, you know, I know he hates my cats,
and how to deal with that or compromise whatever. But no,

(50:05):
from what the first question was is should I be
in love after three and a half months?

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
And then she's like, well what chatchupet answered? Then she
asked another question. He asked another question basically about her
past and should I be worried that she has had
an eating disorder in the past? Oh, and chat GPT's answers,
oh my, and basically says, you know something. Then then
my girlfriend is extra sensitive. How do I navigate this?

(50:36):
I mean, asking chat chip so many.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Things, Jesus first relationship.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Chat GBT comes back and says, from what you're sharing,
you should consider ending the relationship. Well, he doesn't. He
goes on and just keeps, you know, doing his thing.
But this was very recent when he searched it. So
she sees this and she's like, okay, I can't deal

(51:00):
with it. You know what, I'm breaking up with him.
She breaks up with him and goes, hey, I saw
your chat GBT. It's extremely weird to me that you're
asking all these questions. Why don't we just end this oka?
He's like, wait, what, I was asking for advice? It
wasn't that serious. I'm just asking because I have nobody

(51:21):
to talk to. She's like, no, sorry, but this is
weird and you should never bring up my eating disorder
or our relationship issues with a robot.

Speaker 10 (51:34):
Right.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
This sounds like a literal It's not you, it's me,
but it is.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
He says, wait a minute, I'm sorry. You shouldn't have
been checking things on my computer that are my business
and not yours. So fair.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Hot take of the day, Who's right, Who's wrong?

Speaker 7 (51:54):
Geez?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
He is. He's right, Yeah, she shouldn't be going through
his stuff. I mean that you bowed my stuff? Like,
what if he was?

Speaker 3 (52:02):
This is so happened for a reason.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
I get that, I get that, But what if he
was emailing a friend, Yeah, and asking the same question
A fair question shouldn't have been she shouldn't have been
stoopid use my computer for your business and get up
out of my my stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Would it be different if this advice was coming from
a friend, a real human right? Would it be different
than if you know? And because I will say, I've
never asked chat GBT relationship questions.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
People have, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah, I know that over by, Sorry, that just.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Flew my nose.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
GBT? Will I die?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Breakup?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
There's a little gnat in the studio?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I'r did you see it?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
You can tell we're live? Yeah, coming from poo's ears
or something.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I don't know what's going on. I don't know anyway. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
My point is, no, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
My point is people ask chatchy he questions like this
because especially as a guy, we don't have guys to
talk to like who would be told tho we should.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Why don't you? You should?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Women do this? Men don't. We're not going to talk
about our relationships with each other. Yeah you should? Why
get over it?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
It just feels weird why you're humans experience. It doesn't
matter if you're a man or a woman. Talk to people.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
I don't know if I could do it would be
and be serious good advice now I have in the past,
I follow my own advice. I've asked billions your questions.
He does give good advice, but other than that, I
just don't.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
It's such a dude thing, is my point.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I'm not gonna worry in with that. But would you
break up with your boyfriend because you saw that he
was asking questions? I'm chatchy.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
I definitely would look at him differently, for sure, you would, Yeah,
because like, these are all of the things that you're questioning.
Should I love her after three months?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Isn't it normal to ask questions like that?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yeah, to your friends? I think I could see where
that could be normal, But like, who's asking? Should I
worry about her past eating disorder?

Speaker 9 (54:10):
Now?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I know that sounds I know that sounds harsh, but
I mean, maybe he's going how do I handle this?
You know, how do I handle it? I mean when
we go out to eat or so. I don't know,
And I feel sorry for her that she dealt with that, right,
But but is it.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
A problem now?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
She doesn't have the problem. Now, Why are we asking
about a problem she had back in the day.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Maybe it's just new to him and he doesn't know
how to handle it. So I don't think it's to
I don't think she should have broke up with the
guy yet, that's right. I think it should have been
a discussion, and she shouldn't have just said said, you
know what, we're done.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
We're done. That's it. I'm sorry, you're gone. All because
of this, I mean.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
We're all just communicating worse and worse as time goes
on as humans. So we have to figure out how
to communicate better. Because if she just straight up said, hey,
I saw this, like what's going on, here's my deal,
and we just talk about it, then she can decide
like based on his responses. But we just don't do that.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I mean, sound like she already had one foot out
the door and just done and pooh, honestly, you are
you need to be stopped so secretive about your phone.
And I'm not saying she should have went through that stuff,
but who is so private when it comes to that
stuff that it's almost weird. If I was in a
relationship with Poo, I'd be weirded out by the fact
that he's so private. Private screen, No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Have a private screen no more because y'all shamed me
about that. It's a regular screen. I mean, shamey for
the tongue ring. But if you're shaming for the private screen,
I just hat a.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Tongue ring deserve to be shamed.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Okay, I'll give you that. But honestly, like for example,
you know, I mean when when you're talking about the
privacy stuff, we say that because you're the kind of
guy honestly that you could be choking and need to
call nine one one and you're like, hurry up my phone,
say give me your phone, what's the pass code?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
And you die.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
I know, I'd be like hit the side five times
and s O S.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I'm out of here. You know what, I can't believe.
I gotta go to the restroom. I can't believe it's
that this is the first time this ever happened in
my career. Yeah, and Nat just flew up my nose.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
I feel like a National Geographic special and it's gone.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
The flies are just flying all around me. And it's like,
you two can feed Poofer thirty nine cents more. It's
Billy a kid, Candaelopaz producer pooh. So we were just
doing this hot take right where Yeah, this girl broke
up with her man because he asked CHATCHBT for relationship advice.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
She found it on his computer and was like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yeah, And some of the questions he was asking was like, Hey,
should I be worried about her eating disorder in the past?
Should I be worried about this? Or how do I
handle this? She's very sensitive? How do I navigate that?
She was freaked out by it and said, uh uh,
I'm gonna break up with him first. And he was shocked.
Which we have an awesome therapist who listens to the show,

(56:53):
doctor Chris, Yeah, doctor, he just hit you up, pooh.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Yeah, And he said he loved the jet GPT segment
in relationship about a relationships and he said how we
communicate is a growing concern. Happy to help you guys,
whatever you need. We need to call him next time,
doctor Chris. We need to call him next time.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Growing concern because we don't communicate, and we.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Will next time, doctor Chris. Thank you now.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Rhiannon said this is unique because she says she uses
this sometimes in her own relationship.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
You don't think he should have broken up or they
should have broken up.

Speaker 10 (57:25):
Yes, I think that maybe the questions her boyfriend was
asking about her eating disorder were a little bit strange
to be asking because obviously that's I can tell why
she would feel maybe a little bothersome by that, because
that's something she's probably insecure about. But when it comes
to him asking questions about his relationship and needing advice
and then not having really somebody to turn to, especially

(57:47):
being a guy, I don't think that there's anything wrong
with that. I think in my relationship with my boyfriend,
we both you know, we have friends, we have people
we can turn to, but we're also very private about
our issues, and you know, we don't want to let
everybody know every single time we're fighting about something or
arguing about something, so we tend to go to chat
about the conversations or the miscommunication that we're having, or

(58:09):
maybe issues that we may not be understanding each other.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I die, Okay, couples therapy.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
So right, this is interesting because so you you and
your boyfriend actually use chatgybt to try to figure out
your problems and solutions together. And I get what you
don't want to tell friends too, because sometimes you don't
want to tell friends because then they judge you, and
then if you break up someone, they go tell somebody
else and then it's like, well, they judge you. So

(58:36):
I'm curious, what's what's the last thing you asked? Chatgybt
is a couple.

Speaker 10 (58:41):
I think we were having just a lot of communication
issues on like when I when we're like separated, why
like our communication drops because we don't live together or
anything like that. But we have been together for over
a year, but our communication it becomes kind of spody,
and I think that we're both there very busy. So

(59:01):
we were just going to talk and we're both on
these threads like it'll I'll ask Pat to give me
a list of questions and maybe how I can understand
him better that maybe he can answer and he can
figure out his own solutions to these things, and then
vice versa, he does the same for me, and then
we end up understanding how both of us feel.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
And cheaper than therapy, cheaper than couples conflicts with her.
It's helped, yes, So it's helped you to yes, look
at that. Thank you, Rhannon. I appreciate it. I mean right,
you got to use it as a tool, you know what.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Hold on, I'm gonna you can't replace humans, no substitute
then for this.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
No, you're not going to completely replace him. I'm getting
on chat right now. I'm gonna ask something. You know what, Here,
I got something I can ask it. How can I
get along better with my co host Candice Lopez? She
is difficult to work with him? Thinking what okay, that's crazy?

(01:00:00):
How fast it comes up? Oh my gosh, it has
a whole seven paragraph answer. Working with a co host,
especially in a roast heavy morning show environment like yours,
WHOA is tricky because the same chemistry that makes the
show funny can also build resentment off air.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
From the way you talk about Candice Lopez, it sounds
less like you hate working with her and more like
one your personalities probably clash. You both care about the
show too, And three, the bit version of your relationship
may be bleeding into the real one. Oh okay. They
say a good rule is, if it's not funny off air,

(01:00:42):
don't force it on air, because let's be honest, billy.
Radio Chat GPT, because let's be honest, billy. Sometimes you're
difficult to work with.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
What the hell this?

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Top stories on the tens with Me in the.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
We get more money coming up at nine forty. We
do it on the forties every hour.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Thousands of dollars up for grabs, fat stacks of cash.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Candael Lopez, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Weaimo voluntarily recalled over thirty seven hundred self driving cars
for software updates after that one entered a flooded roadway
in San Antonio. That video was crazy. It just drove off, yeah,
right into the flood. The company says they were working
to implement additional software safeguards, including reworking how they operate

(01:01:33):
during extreme weather, but Waimo has resumed operations. They aren't
taking passengers again just yet, but they say they will
notify users win that service is bad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
You're not taking passengers right now anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
They're not in San Antonio. I don't believe they're taking
them here as well, and maybe not Houston. But I
think they need to fix the issue with these guys
running red lights.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I saw that too on downtown Dallas where the weymo
just skirted through the red light.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, just made a left turn out of nowhere. Luckily
no one was injured, but Weaimo said the traffic light
appeared quote heavily dimmed from the vehicle's perspective and that
they are working to address that issue.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Well, I could see on the video was pretty clear
as a red light. Yeah, so I don't know what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Maybe can't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Maybe their lens was dirty, maybe they're you just need
to wipe their front lens.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yeah, the camera, Yeah, when you have this fingerprints on it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I still don't have a problem getting in a weay mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Oh yeah, I don't have a desire to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
You know. It reminds me of it reminds me of
my dad taking me to baseball practice as a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Do you mean no one who's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
If this was a rail system, I probably do it
without a driver.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
But yeah, I don't want to get in the highway
with them. But I don't think they get on the highways.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Anyway, Oh, they don't. Yeah, I don't think I've seen
one on there. I saw one of those autonomous trucks
the other day parked on the side of the road
with no driver in it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Those are weird.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Those are weird.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
They're and there's now there's eighteen wheelers that are self
driving and just nothing in them. That's what that was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I didn't have the trailer on it attached. It was
just part Yeah, it was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Times are we are?

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
For the first time in World Cup history, the final
match will have a halftime show. The finals are going
to be at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. So the
announcement was made yesterday. It was a video that dropped.
It was Chris Martin from Coldplay and he was with Elmo,
Cookie Monster, Miss Piggy and Kermit and they were basically
like calling these artists on FaceTime is what it kind

(01:03:27):
of looked like. So this performance is going to feature Madonna,
Shakira and BTS. They're going to get eleven minutes for
this show. The World Cup Finals are scheduled for Sunday,
July nineteenth. By the way, every match is going to
be available on the iHeartRadio app So, yeah, people getting
really excited for this, and I love you know that

(01:03:47):
there's gonna be a halftime show because yeah music, Well
why not?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Yeah, I mean I like that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
They've never done this.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I mean soccer or football is such a global
international thing you think it would be every year? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Is that just because it's here in North America and
here in the US. Maybe that's like our thing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
People are hating on Madonna. She's performing. People hate on her.
I don't know how though, because she's like seventy years old, right,
still performing when I'm seventy, Like who can barely get
out of his seat?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
He's seventy? What you hear? Snap crackle pops? She's performing?

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Yeah, I mean you can't hate on that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, No, I'm looking forward to it for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
For her.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Yeah, it granny goll what granny easily could be a grandma?
So she probably is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Is she grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I would think?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
No, who her daughter? Her daughter's name is Lordes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
It is, Yeah, I think, so, oh cool, she's not
a granny then yet, Well, don't call her a granny
if she's not.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Oh sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Real quick guys at Lunchables diving deeper into snack culture
with the launch of what they're calling the sharcoter Ring.
I love this. I think it's time they get into
the charcuterie game. This is a wearable mini charcuterie board
designed to hold the snacks while you eat. So it's
like a you just slip it onto your hand.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
It becomes a plate.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah, it's like a little charcoterie board and you could
put your cheeses and your meats and things on it.
It's kind of cute. I'm here, I can already tell
you so viral.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
It's not gonna fill me out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Well, no, it's not going to fill you up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Well that's the goal when I eat. I don't know,
I don't want to wear my food.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Okay, Well, this is a two pack snack of Ole tray.
They're going to roll out nationwide for two dollars and
ninety nine cents. People are signing up for early access
on their website before this comes out for National Best
Friends Day on June eighth, So you get one for yourself,
want to give to a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Friend, and then you put the rings on and eat
your charcuterie exactly who and I are doing it. We're
so gonna do it. I still love a lunchible. Oh yeah,
Which lunchable was your go to?

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Oh? I think it was ham, cheese and crackers. And
then you might get like a little fun sized Snickers Oreo, the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Oreo with the caprice sun yeah times, yeah, put it
on your ring.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Or the pizza lunchibles.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
I didn't really like the pizza one. I like the
ham and turkey one though.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Machines for me. All right, I'm Cana Slopez. Those are
your Texas top stories. This is dirty little secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I got your chance at one thousand dollars coming up next.
I'm mixed one or two point nine the things I
have to deal with behind the scenes. You should have
heard what Canna said literally ten seconds before you go on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
The air, because we're wearing flip flops tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Because we were talking about how it's a big ich
if men wear flip flops, and I was like, let's
see what it feels somehow who and I will wear them?
And then Canna says to me, let's go ahead and
say what you said to me. Say seconds before he
went on the air.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
You were talking about how some men's feet are nice
and some probably aren't. And I was just like, I
hadn't seen your feet in a while, but I remember
what they look like because you had a pinky toenail
that was weird or something it was missing or painted
off or right, you know what? Not right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You know you're so mean.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
No, I'm not trying to be mean.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Why are you attacking my toes? I wasn't hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
You said, my feet have changed over the years, and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
That's what we all change, Candice, Well, I know, but
I hadn't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
That's why I thought, Well, I haven't seen your feet
in probably fifteen years. Why would I see your feet?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Why wouldn't you. We've been buy at a pool together.
Some you've never looked at my feet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
We've been at the pool in years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I haven't been barefoot near No.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It socks on you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Just socks on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
You feel like we don't even know each other.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
We went on a Disney cruise and I didn't see
your feet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Yeah, yeah, you didn't look.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
No, we didn't go to the beach together.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
And real quick about my pinky toe. It's something I'm
very insecure about. Matter of fact, I'm gonna go on
Amazon today and I'm buying one of those little toe covers.
If you have a wonky toe, yeah, you know, well
you could put the toe cover over it and makes
it look normal. You could even match your skin tone. Wow,
because wow, because I don't have a pinky nail.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
It's not that what it is, it's not that big.
It's a tiny tonel.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
It's pinky to it's a tiny toenail. Well, yeah, okay,
your your pinky tone needs therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
You need? New feet, doctor chrisky. Who your feet literally
look like cadaver feet. Your feet look like you've been
walking in Walmart barefoot for three months.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
They look like dead people feet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Are we sure y'all want to do this tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
You know they have teeth whitening. Do they have toenail?
Because your toenails are a different shade.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
No, they're not that bad player. Come on now, who'll
get them pettied up?

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
You know that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
There's not enough paint, there's not enough manual labor today
that he needn't get one. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I haven't had a pedicure. No, I haven't had a
pedicure in years just.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Get a get a leap press on and just put it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Know what that is, the fact that you know what
it is is alarming.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
So tomorrow, no pedicures were coming in flip flops, no manicuring.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
It is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It is, Okay, you promise I'm not going to do
that pinky tope, promise. I had to do it with
canvas because yours shut up. Dirty little secret is on.
If you got one eight three three seven eight seven
one o two nine. It doesn't matter what secret is.
Maybe it's the fact that you're whatever. Your toenail's gone,
you have a tiny toenail. Cannas can't stop laughing about this.

(01:09:20):
It's so funny to me. Reminds me that song Tini
dnswer only tiny toenail. Sir, you have a dirty little secret.
It's a is it a good one?

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:09:28):
It's actually a funny secret. Okay, it's actually funny, is it?
And I'm keeping it from my wife?

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
So okay, a funny secret. I don't know if she'll
think this is funny, but that's okay, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (01:09:38):
No, no, no, she won't she, you know, lady, she's
just been on me about my my drinking.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
And when I mean drinking, I'm not you know, I'm not.
I'm not not cleaning up and closing the bar down. Okay,
I'm not. I'm not that guy.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
Okay, however, you know, I just I just be having
long days and I just want to fruit BRUEs.

Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
You know how they say, have.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Okay, see you have a few beers after work. She
doesn't like that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
Yeah, And it's it's it's almost like where she's almost
counting them, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
So at the end of the week.

Speaker 9 (01:10:10):
She's like, oh, you had fifteen, Oh, I'm sorry, seventeen
beers this week, honey.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
It's like, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
So she's onto you because she's saying, I mean, I
guess she's right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
If you have a few beers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Every night, yeah, it adds up. It does add up.
But I don't do that. I know a lot of
guys do, though, a lot of guys have to work
to have a beer. I don't. I don't do that.
Pooh does that. He's a Lockwood distillery and has a
few beers, a beer, maybe a drink, yeah, beer, drink whatever.
But you do it every night? She said, stop it.
So you obviously were like, hell no, I'll never stop. No,
I'm sure you didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:10:41):
Say that, you know. Of course I put my foot down.
I said, look, I'm a grown man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
So you said you're not gonna stop drinking.

Speaker 9 (01:10:49):
In every other so way of a word. Yeah, without
getting on the couch every night.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Okay, what's the what's the secret? I'm nervous, right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
So I went on Amazon on you know how you're googling.

Speaker 9 (01:11:01):
Stuff, man, and I found uh, like covers you know,
like Doctor Pepper seven up, you know that goes right
over the can.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
It's like a beer cozy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Almost okay, but it says doctor Pepper.

Speaker 9 (01:11:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it's it says sprite doctor Pepper. And
I'm gonna sell you right now. It's the best thing
I ever purchased. I mean, I couldn't wait for it
to come in the mill.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
So wait, So she okay, I have seen these because
people I see people do this sometimes it's sporting events
or whatever. She slide the cover over the beer can
and it looks like a Doctor Pepper can.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Now Now you with me me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
No way? So listen.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
I feel like I'm working for the CIA. This is
the whole operation, and I'm keeping it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Going, baby, So she thinks you're just slamming doctor peppers.

Speaker 9 (01:11:53):
Oh yeah, she's like, oh honey, I love how you
just you know, you're you're cutting back, you're doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
I don't know it's worse a doctor pepper or beer,
but either way, that's hysterical.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
I'm surprised she doesn't smell it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Yeah, that's a good point. She doesn't smell a beer.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
I would smell it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:11):
I'm a married man. I'm not getting action every day
like we're kids. So it's it's not like he's coming
over smelling my friend.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Just by talking to you close. I think I would.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
That's funny. So she doesn't even get close enough to
you to smell you.

Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
Liten, he gets content over there on her thigh.

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
Her cow has her own little palk. I'm in my
own little recliner.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Mary's life sounds all. Is this what married life is like?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
It really is, Cannise. I mean, wow, day to day,
day to day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Meaning like there's something.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I have a kid, So yeah, I know, so right, But.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
I'm saying so you might never get close and smooth
up on Eric. No.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
I always am close enough to him to smell if
he's been drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Yeah, well, cannas. Is you gonna know?

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
Yeah, listen, listen, everybody win. He wins.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
I went, all right, so you're gonna keep doing it.
She's like, oh, this guy's doctor. Now it's gonna be like, honey,
you're drinking too many doctor peppers. We need to check
your insulin. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
The only person to know is the damn dog.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
This guy gets so happy drinking doctor peppers. God, he's
on a sugar hw he's stumbling. All right, well you
know what. That's an innocent secret. It's nothing too crazy,
but there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
He'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
All right, she'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
No, but if she finds out, you won't be We're
about to get out of here tomorrow. It's a special
Friday because we are coming in flip flops and no
socks mix two point nine. And I don't know why,
but Pooh over here thinks he's got the nicest feet this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Side of the Mississippis.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
I just said he does. He's like talking about my toes,
and I'm like, we're gonna have a toe off one,
the one that you had look dangling. Here's the deal.
Who your feet should naturally be a little bit dark
than mine. Right, Yeah, But they're not because I don't
see no sun. I know his feeders are whiter than mine.
We're going to find out tomorrow. Cans like. Oh, his

(01:14:09):
feet are not even the same. It looked like he
got him from a different body. It's not that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Yeah, his feet light skin.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Yeah, you're always out in the sun though, well not really,
but you should try it sometimes. Take them socks off
and let let him breathe. Yeah, I don't need to
go out in the sun like they do all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
They do.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
They're thirsty, get hydrated.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
We'll see he's gonnam up before tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
I'll put some lotion on I ain't coming well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Then I'll put lotion on mine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Yeah, I got to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Everybody us lotion tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
We're going to find out whose fet are the nicest tomorrow.
That's gonna be a big deal. Plus we got money.
We got a dirty little secret. And enjoy this beautiful
weather out today. Get in the pool, do something, go
on a hike, go to Katie Trail, tan your feet whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
I want to see you tomorrow by

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