5/15/2026-Full Show:His Venting May Get Him Fired!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sw It's time to welcome welcome Billion Bill the Kid,
by the Kill in the Morning starring the one and
only Candae Lopez and producer Poo Really the Kid in
the Morning, the incredible live and logo Billy in the

(00:22):
Morning by right, right right.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The wheels are gonna be wobbley today. Oh yeah, it
makes one on two point nine Billy the Kid, Candas
Slow Pants, producer Pood. There's so many things going on
the studio right now. I just got to take a
deep breath.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I think we just got to make it through the
show and we're here at the weekend. But Cannas Slow Pants, well,
first of all, who be on your best behavior today?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I will and I will be too, because Cannas
has had no sleep and you don't want to mess
with a sleepy, sleepy Candace.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I had all the rage in the car getting here,
trust me, So there's probably some left, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And like I said, if I mentioned you're so awesome
to work with, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You very much. Appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
What is going on over there that you can sleep?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't know. I woke up having hot flashes and
I went to the bathroom and then it was so hot.
I was like, I need to turn the ceiling fan
on right. Well, I turned the light on right to
find the remote because we have a ceiling fan that
has a remote. And then I was done turn the
fan on, just laying there tossing and turn and since
one fifty this morning, one fifty, yeah, And I thought

(01:32):
I'm gonna check my phone, which I shouldn't have done.
But after an hour, I was like, I don't see
any relief here. I don't think I'm going back to sleep.
So I got on my phone, started and asked me
anything on Instagram, and then just started like, you know,
counting the time, watching the clock tick tick tick gonyeah
all no, not.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Really, Oh no, this is not good.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I mean I maybe got an hour or two of sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You know what's funny too, is you said you had
a hot flash. Right before you came in. I was
talking to you, and he's talk You know what he
said to me, what he said, hot flashes aren't real?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
That better than that.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
And I said, don't start to today, Perry.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
No, he wouldn't say that anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I said, I'm not in the mood for this.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
You're instigating. I know he didn't say that anyway. But yeah,
so I was cold when I got here. Now I'm hot.
I'm just having a whole day today. There was a
cop right in front of me the whole way here today.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Hot cold. All right, Well, mister Katie Perry, you're going
to hang in there.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
You're going to do your best. And on top of that,
today that support, we were challenged to wear flip flops
to work.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I know everybody looks like they're on vacation.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, first of all, I'm the only one who actually
did it. Well, that's true, and this is why I'm
so angry.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I told you I didn't have like actual flip flops anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
The same thing I said it got slot. Well, on
Fridays we wear George in general because we work here.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
So today Friday plus to be able to wear George stour.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Is George Day. So on top of George Day, it's
also flip Flop Day.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Flip Flop Friday, flip Flop.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Friday, and yeah it's flip flop Friday. And Pooh wore slides,
which I know he said I couldn't fund you don't
have any let me tell you. So I'm wearing flip flops.
It's different from wearing slides.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh, it's very different, No, for sure.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
In between my toes right now, I feel violated. He
got a thong? Yeah right, you're wearing thongs. My big
toe has a wedgie.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
That's what my mom calls them, thongs.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh really yeah, that dong. So I'm so uncomfortable. I've
never felt more trashy than walking into this building in
George and flip flops. Right, and I should be comfy, yeah,
but I'm not.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't feel good at all, Candice.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know that's relatable, and not to mention I'm violated
because within twenty minutes of being here, you already took
a picture of my feet and posted them online.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
If we were really wearing flip flops they did.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, well yeah put on that music.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, so I had to show them.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I gotta be honest. My foot doesn't look too bad.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's actually not bad. I can only see one from here,
but yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'll show you both lightly bronze like you've been outside.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, we're gonna go into it later. And who has
the nicest feet, because I will say this slides? Yeah,
how do I describe this canvas slide. No, you're it's
not the slides. Your slides are fine. I think it's
what's inside the slides.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Haven't definitely lotion up though, because it's big toes shiny.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, I want to say. We were supposed to not
get any pedicures. I didn't know. I think he cheated. No,
because I usually get If I get a pedicure, I
put clear on all my feet, all my toes or
whatever I.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Can put clearer.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
They buff shine, No, they buff shine and then they
put clear.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
So I haven't had a pedicure in years. I'll polish. Yeah, No,
I haven't done it. Yes he has. No, I have
let him.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Put clear polish on there.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah. Really, I always do this. Just do it. Well,
I don't know. I gotta be honest. I don't know
where you're going, but you need a refund. No, I
haven't had a pedicure in like two weeks. Well we
could tell. Yeah, I gotta say I feel pretty, you
know what you know one of those Okay, let me
describe this real quick before you get into the show. Yeah,
because I wish you could see, and I'll put them online.
Don't worry for sure, we'll have a foot competition later on.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, but nobody can be screenshotting and selling the pig.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, please, you could sell mine. Oh if anyone wants
to buy, mind, just give me ten percent. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Whatever you sell, you definitely need to cut.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
You know how. There's certain cars that are two toned. Yeah,
that's how blues feed are. Do you see what I'm saying?
They're two different colors? You notice it? I can't, Billy goes.
Oh better get Maco.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Top to bottom. They are different colors, not like left
to right.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well right, yeah, the bottom is one collar and the
top is a completely different color.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
They don't get out. Oh your you know what?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Hold on, I think that's normal.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Your feet just called in and requested a song. They
let me go ahead, plant.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yell.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
These Texas cost stories on the Tents with Billy the
Kid in the.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Morning only on the new Mix one O two point nine.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, we got so much going on in this studio today,
right all right, Canna slowpez What is going on in
our world?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Help us well? For the fastest growing cities in the
country are right here in North Texas officially, so Solina
once again topping that list. According to this new census
data that just came out. So in twenty twenty four,
Solina was at the top two. They said the population
was expected to quintuple in just ten years. Yeah. They

(06:39):
also issued a record number of single family residential permits
that year. The other cities in the metroplex and the
top five though are Princeton, ok Yeah, they ranked number three,
Melissa was fourth, and then Anna was fit.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It is wild to think about because I mean the
other day I was driving by Stonebrier and Frisco and
I thought to myself, when I first moved here in
what two thousand whatever years ago, that was a cornfield, right,
like that you went up to Frisco and it felt
like you were going to Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, Like why would you go up there?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Why would you? And then I bought a house up
there back in the day and people were like, you
moved to a Frisco Yeah yeah, And I was like, because
I like it, it's nice. They're like, it's so I'm
never calling even your house now. All my friends live
up there.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Right, and it's for sure packed every day. Yeah, also
packed though fort word. They just became the tenth largest
US city with more than a million residents. Yeah, so
just we're growing and growing here, so hold tight. One
of Billy's favorite cities in North Texas, So Grapevine kicking
off main Street Fest today. I love this festival so much.
If you're new here, this is the forty second annual

(07:47):
main Street Fest. It's family friendly, there's plenty of food, shopping,
live music. They have a big carnival and a midway.
But Mayor William Dtaate also marks fifty years in office
this month, so he will become the longest serving mayor
in Texas history. So Grapevine is also going to celebrate
him with the big yeah Golden Jubilee celebration.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's insane. Yeah, fifty years. I know, I'm tired for him.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, I mean he probably has a good time in
Grapevine though. There's so much going on there that.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
That festival opens this morning at eleven It goes through
Sunday at six pm. So if you need some plans
thanks to do this week, can definitely hit up grape Vine.
If your friend told you to keep her summer flexible
for her wedding, would you do that? Would you do that?
If your friend was Taylor swift.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh, is that what she's doing?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yes, so this is the new rumor. Taylor's been calling
family and friends telling them to keep their summers flexible
for her big day. Obviously, so this wedding date stays
a secret.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
That is insane, right. You mentioned someone calling and be like, hey,
I can't tell you when I'm getting married, but like
keep your summer open.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Right, be flexible all summer long?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, but if you're Taylor, yes, ye, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I'd have zero plans.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
So and I heard too that she's not sending out
any invites.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
So what I'm hearing is that she's calling some people personally,
and then her assistants are calling other people. So I'm
not sure what level of connection to Taylor you have
to have to get a call from her personally. But
apparently Taylor and Travis haven't told anyone the exact date
or location, just that it is happening this summer.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean, so listen, if you're them, you can get
away with this. Yeah, if your Janet from a county, yeah, no, Janet,
tell us a date and we might show up.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, but I could even see Taylor because you know,
all the rumors were like Rhode Island, and then the
rumors were New York. I could see her actually booking
venues and things just to like throw people off, and
then oh, yeah, we're in Italy.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's why she got six dresses. Yeah, she bought six dresses.
Some of them are just straight up decoys, and she'll
know who leaked them to, right, like what designer or
what person or whatever they you know. I mean she
operates in a way that I've never seen anybody operate
because she's just so smart strategic about everything right she does.
Her camp is so just they know what they're doing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I can't wait till after the wedding for everyone to
go back and be like, look at all the Easter
eggs we missed. You know, she's dropping these Easter eggs
and podcasts or social media, post music anything. You're right, Yeah,
so that'll be a fun breakdown.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Checking my phone to see if I maybe missed a call.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
From Nope, no, nothing, not her assistant either, not even
might be coming today asistant.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Call me anybody.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, I'll definitely keep you posted on that though. Yeah,
you got it. Those are your Texas Top Stories.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
First call of the day right now. Four packet ticket,
Sesame Street Live. Who's his? Devin? What's up? Devin? How
are you?

Speaker 6 (10:48):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Guess what you're calling.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I've never won anything like this before.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh my god, there you go, Devin. We appreciate you listening.
Where are you from?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Didn't Aubrey?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh you're an Aubrey. Yeah, I know where Aubrey's at? Yes, okay,
coolhere you're going. You're going to work school. You sound young.
You're going to school.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Well, I am in school, but I have four kids,
so I'm gonna take them to school and then.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Okay, first of all, props to you.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah, you're in school and you have four kids.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Super mom. Yes, wow, I'm tired of just talking to you.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I can actually yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
Is fifteen and my youngest of the eighteen months.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Good for you. Yeah you are supermm you do it.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
I don't know, I really don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
You just do it.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
You just do it.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's what mom's doing. Just do well. You need this
four pack of passes. Sesame Street Live. We appreciate you
so much. Thank you, Devin, and uh yeah, take care
of yourself for real.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Oh yeah, thank you. We listen to you every morning
like we love your I love your show. My kids
love your show.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well tell your kids. We said aye, and thank you
because we really appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
That is one thing I will never get sick of hearing,
right is no. We appreciate you listening so much. Thank
you for that. Okay, are you ready for real or
fake news? Let's do it right now. I'm gonna give
you three headlines. I gonna tell me which one is
the fake story. And the news is crazy, so it's
hard to tell sometimes. Headline number one man out four
hundred thousand dollars because he changed his bitcoin wallet password

(12:26):
when he was drunk. Man out four hundred thousand dollars
because he changed his bitcoin wallet password when he was drunk.
Headline number two, routine traffic stop gets crazy when toddler
pulls loaded gun out of diaper bag. Oh my gosh,

(12:47):
routine traffic stop gets crazy when toddler pulls loaded gun
out of diaper bag. Headline umber three. Florida man arrested
for selling baby alligators outside of a waffle house. That's
kind of cool, yeah, Florida man arrested for selling baby

(13:07):
alligators outside of a waffle house. Okay, because I mean,
doesn't that get you going, like for sure? Some waffles
and a baby alligator.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, that's what I need, just on the side, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
You know, on the way out. Oh man, I'm so full.
I could really just go for a pet alligator, do
you know? Yeah? Oh well, look at this. Okay, three headlines.
You gonna tell me which one is fake? You want
to keep it candic selow Paz or do you want
to pass it to La poop Poo?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
No.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
A couple of days ago, I said I was gonna
let poop pick first for the rest of the week.
So I'm passing it to a poo poo.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
All right. Here he is and his slides his bare
feet showing it's grossing us all out, and they're just
still focused listening. They're not listening.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Okay, I'm gonna go with that last story, the waffle house. Okay,
slanging alligator outside.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
And you think that is the fake story? Yes? That in?
Lock me in, Lock that in, all right, Cannis Lopez.
Out of these three stories, which one do you think
is fake?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Like me?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
For that second story, I'm just gonna really hope that
that's fake.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh Rouchie diabe, I hope that is fake too. Yeah,
let's go lock that in right now, locked in, Thank
you all right, and the winner today is going into
the weekend with a big dub. Wow producer, pooh, whoa,
you know what, you're right, Cannis. Whoever picks first wins sometimes.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, that was a big advantage to going first, for sure.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I thought the alligator story sounded legit. I made that
one up.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, let me get that all star and yeah, that to.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Me sound you can't to me, I'm sure that's happened before.
You can tell me. In Florida, you can't buy a
baby alligator outside of a waffle house.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
What do you think an alligator is gonna let you
take your babies?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yes, house, they don't let them. They don't let cannas.
Actually the baby alligator gave up the babies for adoption.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
No, that's what I'm saying. You gotta getet close enough
to an alligator to take the babies and sello.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
You can. You can buy baby alligators right now?

Speaker 6 (15:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, you can go Cline and buy a baby alligator.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I can't you go to weather for for educating me
my alligator?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Go to Tyler. If you go to Tarill right now
and buy a baby alligator. I guarantee you that's fair
if you have a baby alligator for sale. Eight three
three seven eight seven one two nine showed me somewhere
and walks a hatchee. Right now, someone's got an alligator.
All right, let's get to the real stories. Oh no,
toddler pulls a loaded gun on a diaper bag during

(15:38):
a traffic stop in Saint Paul, Minnesota. That's where this happened.
I know, I thought it would happen in Florida, but no, Yeah,
so I guess what happened was this man is facing
charges after his toddler. Well, he was on a traffic stop,
routine traffic stop. He's got kids, he's got kids. All
of a sudden, the officers pulled this guy over and yeah,
he had warrants. So they take him in to custody.

(16:00):
So they're getting dad, you know, into the back of
the car, cuffed up whatever. They go back to the
car to make the you know, we got to situate
the babies now, figure out who's going to take the kids.
One of the kids whipped out a gun out of
the diaper bag. Wow, yeah, and said no, it's not
going down like this. Hold up. No, he didn't say.
I don't even think he knew what he was doing. Okay,

(16:21):
he just was going through stuff because he was bored
and unsupervised and had a gun. Dad had a gun
in the diaper bag. That makes sense, Dad of the year. Yeah,
we locked that dad up. What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Where's the mom?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
And just in the back seat?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Come eye ya yai for sure.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I love when Kenna says That's when you know she's
really fed up enough when she hits you with an
eye ya yai. We're about to get an email. You're
about to get a strong worded note. Listen, buddy, aye
ya yai.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
You know what to do with that?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah? Oh yeah, off the air. We'll say something to.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Be like ay yi yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
And you know you're in trouble. You wouldn't believe what
Pood did hi ya yay.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Sor right over here all right?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Sorry. Man locked out of his bigcoin wallet for a
decade because he changed the password when he was drunk. Oh,
what's happening to this guy? This is a wild story too,
because this guy did this when he was drunk, changes
the password, bigcoin explodes. He's got four hundred thousand dollars
in there and he can't get in. You imagine buying
some bitcoin back in the day for like nothing. Yeah,

(17:34):
you know, then you locked yourself out because you decide
to drink a little too much and play around with
your crypto.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Well, those wallet passwords are no joke, like eighty characters
and dashes at all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh, that's what he did, and he forgot about it,
So he basically had to go to AI. And yeah,
he turned to some AI chatbot or whatever for help
called claude. I don't even know what a yeah, okay,
oh really yeah we do?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah with what for like emails and stuff? I know
people use it.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I don't check those fair, So the guy basically uploaded
his old files from his college computer. The AI found
a bunch of passwords on that computer. He tried everyone
and one worked. No, So he's got his four hundred
thousand dollars back. Wow, and I think he should donate
some of it to charity for being stupid and definitely

(18:24):
stopped drinking, sir. Okay, all right, let's get to it.
Can we check the poll in him inte candas to
see whose feet picks are winning?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah, we'll check it next.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Got the least ugly feet in this side of the
Mississippi me or pooh, oh, my gosh, we're wearing flip
flop state. Things are getting wild. It's Friday. We've got
a dirty little secret coming up at seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
If you're going to check it now or check it later,
we'll check it.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, don't, don't just check it. You can go vote
it mixed one or two nine FM on Instagram. But
your face looks surprised.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Well, it's very clear that there is a difference on
the fat.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
We will go over that next. I can't wait, feeling
the kid. Candice Lompas producer, pooh good more. I mean,
it's Friday. We're running a little contest right now. A
little competition friendly, of course, because yesterday we did a
story about one of the biggest IgGs a man can
do is wear flip flops. Women are grossed out by it.
So I'm like, well, let's wear flip flops tomorrow to
see how it feels. This has got to be one
of the most uncomfortable things I've ever done in my life.

(19:16):
I don't like flip flops. I just don't like him.
And I'm the only one who did it today? Yeah,
pooh war slides. That is so different from wearing flip flops.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
It is.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
And today's George day at work doesn't every professional workplace
of at George Friday. George Friday. So we got George on,
and I got flip flops on, and I walked in
here and I felt like, what a loser? Now I
keep looking down on my own feet. So we're running
a little contest and who has not the prettiest feet
because we know that our feet are ugly?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Oh yeah, and we know they're not that bad. Honestly,
I expected worse from who pop poo. I've seen your
feet before, but poos I had never seen before, so
I expected worse. They're not that bad. Well, based on
the video that he posted when he got a pettick
last those things, I expected worse.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, and I think he cheated. I think he doctored
his feet out last night. You're such a hater. No,
I think he did. Yeah, I put lotion on my feet.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, well that's good. I mean, if you know, if
your feet are coming out, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
They're coming out. They're usually socked up.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
I gotta put lotion on them, and they're gonna be yeah,
like I've been kicking flour.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, Well, they are oddly two different colors. It's weird. No,
it's it's really strange because the bottom of his feet, yeah,
it's like a yellowish top of his sheet are different colors.
It's like, yeah, you know what, Cannis, I see you
keep peeking. You keep peeking down here.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Well, I'm just trying to get a better look, you know,
so that I can make sure if this pole is
accurate or not.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, hold on, no, so far, because we got we
got a lot of time left in this pole. Yeah,
but so far, whose feet are winning?

Speaker 9 (20:51):
So far?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Billy is winning seventy six percent.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Of the vote.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Oh well yeah, yeah, should we go to the magic wall?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah? Well, I gotta be honest. I don't think my
feet are great by any means. Okay, but when you
put our feet side aside, Yeah, somebody looks like they've
been walking through Walmart. I mean what I think? Like, structurally,
what's wrong what's wrong with? Look?

Speaker 5 (21:17):
I know I got some Vienna sausages. I understand that
it's not it's not that, but but no, my feet
are not that, bab look at mine?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
What's is there anything wrong. I don't really see anything.
I mean, might have curved a little weird, but there's
anything weird with my feet.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
No.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Look, I can't get a good look at your pinky toe,
which was yesterday. Oh, be honest, that's what I was
looking for.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
What you look at the point of contempt?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, what's what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
With my pinky toe?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Well? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
I can't see it from here, but I feel like
you said you had a tiny toenail on that one.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I don't know if I have Do you have a
toenail there?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I just can't tell it?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, Here now Cantas is telling me that my pink
to tell requested a song.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
I did, No, it were yesterday requested it?

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Do you have it?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
What a song? Just play it? It's I have a nail.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I want to see it. Where come along? Well, we
see you.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Can see it. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
You know what I need? New friends, tough stories on
the Dance with Billy the Kid in the morning.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Only on the New Mixed one or two point nine.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
We got a dirty little secret coming up at seven thirty.
I'm excited for that. Let me get this guy on
the phone and get him ready. He's got a secret
that he said he's keeping from his wife. But it's
non cheating. How don't like putting cheaters on? Dirty little
secret to know that. Yeah, if you call me up
and you're like, well, I got a secret, it's like
something like that. Keep me, I'll do crazy stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
But whatever that gives me the bigg Yeah, no, same.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Please don't canna selowpez. What is going on in our world?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, it's gonna be hot today, highs in the low nineties.
They're saying strong wins. Stay through Sunday mostly rain free,
but we do have an isolated storm that is possible
throughout the weekend. Guys, the Cowboys released their full schedule
yesterday in an eight minute video called the Tyler Takeover.
So it featured Tyler Smith, Tyler Geiton, and Tyler Booker

(23:25):
from our offensive line. So in the video, if you
saw this, they basically form what they call the TIA,
the Tyler Intelligence Agency. It was cute. They were basically,
you know, getting a briefing and trying to identify one
person named Tyler on each team on the schedule as
an undercover Tyler. So we already knew about the season
opener in New York against the Giants, that's September thirteenth.

(23:48):
But our home opener is going to be against Washington Sunday,
September twentieth at three twenty five. And people are saying
that if the Cowboys were hoping to catch a break
with their schedule, they definitely did not. No getting six
at primetime games. They'll travel to Brazil in week three.
They've got two Monday night football appearances, and I guess
we're ready.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
This is our year, Yeah, this is our year. GISs.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I mean, we have to do better than seven nine
and one.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Loans we don't tie. Yeah, I would almost have that
as a loss rather than a tie that made me
so mad last season. It doesn't matter. I get excited
before you know what they're going to be report.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, so it'll happen soon, yeah, guys. According to a
new survey, Americans want two point four more hours a
day to have fun. Almost half of those in this
survey said our lives need more fun, and the top
three things that they said were fun. Do you want
to know?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Of course I do watching TV?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
All right? That's is this a list?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Just three?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Your top three fun of things we need more time
for TV.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Number three wouldn't be in my top three, but that's watchings. Yeah,
but that's I mean, it smarts to do, but it's
not like Top three fun things. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Number two seeing family and friends.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Really overrated. I'm just I'm just kidding, kidding.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
And then rounding out the top three was dining out.
Sorry I hit your.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Uh yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Your drum roll there, Okay, dining out Yeah, I love
to just eat out. I'd love to eat out while
watching TV with family and friends. I'd like to do
all three of yees much fun.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's anxiety, That's what that is. That is anxiety. Top
fun things to do.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh, we should do more fun things. So make time
for fun. I think we should.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
We do need more than I would take more than
two hours two point four two point four. Yeah, we
could use some more fun. But you know what, you
control your life, so make it more fun for sure,
do it. Do something for yourself.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, Brittany Spears was probably having fun. Her reps says
the reports that came out about her yesterday are blown
out of proportion. So she was out at a place
called Blue Dog Tavern in Los angeles and witnesses said
she was acting weird. They said she was making a
scene at this place, raising her voice and barking like

(26:02):
a dog. One person also said she was seen walking
through the restaurant holding a knife and that you know,
after they finished dinner, that table looked like a toddler
had been there.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh yeah, really.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Britney's rep says she was simply telling a story about
how her dog was barking at the neighbors, and that
at no point did she put anyone in danger with
a knife. She was cutting her burger in half. She
was there though, with her assistant and her bodyguard.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
That's a lie. First of all, I know Brittany ever
met her a lot. There's no way she's cutting her
own burger. Yeah, that's how I know. That's a lot.
The system was probably.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Cutting its knives.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
She loves knives, right, so why wouldn't she.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Use it to cut her food?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
But if you know, listen, if you're around Britney, it's
like hanging out with a four year old. You take
the knife away, You don't let her give access to
a knife. What is going on?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Well, I mean, you don't expect anything to go wrong.
I do she's an adult hand or a knife to
cut her burger?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, I expect everything to go wrong with Brittany.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Well.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
The person a couple of tables down said, this was
an insane dining experience.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Did you think all of a sudden, you're next to
Britney Spears and she's barking.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I know, this is just such a weird story. Especially yeah, well,
I mean she was telling a story about her hand.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
If you believe that, I've.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Seen pictures from this night, I guess this dinner, and
I'm assuming something.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Else was going on, Like you're saying, her appearance the
picture I saw it, she doesn't look well.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
No, she doesn't. And if she left that voluntary rehab,
the thirty day program after you know, a couple of
weeks or whatever it was, I mean, what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Is there a video of her barking or No?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
No, not that I've seen.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Did she tip though, yeah, she does tip.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Well, I don't think her assistant would let her leave
without tipping.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I mean, she doesn't touch anything, her assistant does it.
But I'm gonna tell you what, I'm so angry at
everyone there. I'm not even mad at Britney. I feel
bad for Brittany. But if you see Britney Spears barking
at a restaurant with us and you don't video it,
Cara's out.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Maybe it's just taking some time.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I'm gonna tell you right now. If you see me
at me Cosina later on three Mambo taxis in barking
to people, I'm gonna be mad if you don't video me. Yeah,
and please tag me on Instagram. If you see me
being ridiculous in public, video me, yeah, and be ridiculous
with me for sure. Let's bark together.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Okay, all right, I'm Those are your Texas top stories
to promise you'll feel better.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secrets.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Flip flop Fridays, George Friday, I mixed one or two
point nine because that's what we're wearing. Is like the
biggest ache we were talking about yesterday for women was
men and flip flops, and I could see why. Yeah,
it's ruined in my day. I'm wearing flip flops. Poo's
wearing flip flops or slides or whatever, and.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
I can hear you coming.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's awful. I hate it. I can't wait to get
home and change. I mean I'd rather wear crocs than
these things. Okay, but in between, my toes feel so
groedy right now.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Last time I wore actual flip flops, it hurt. Yeah,
I didn't like it, you know it does.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I feel like my toe are getting violated. Yeah right now,
like you know, like I'm getting in touch with on permission?
Is that pinky toe? All right? My pinky toe is fine? Okay,
all right, are the bottom of your feet?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Thirsty Thursday over there, you're dying for some lotion. Oh
I did a lotion Shay butter combo. Dude. Well right,
how pooh power Poo's feet whiter than mine in the bottom,
like they've never seen the sun. Yeah, God was Sparay
paying me before I was born? You know. I hit
my hands up. He definitely did. Either way, if you

(29:36):
get a secret eight three three seven eight seven one
o two nine eight three three seven eight seven one
o two nine, confess, bring it on and you got one. Okay.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
I'm technically not lying to my wife, but she would
probably be annoyed if she knew the full truth.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I like that, so technically I'm not lying in my
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Okay? So I still have my first cock. From what
I would say seen, it is a very cool Geo Tracker.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Wall you cut out a little bit. You have your
first car, your first car.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
Ever, my first car ever. I got it when I
was sixteen and I still have it. It is a
nineteen ninety five Geo Tracker.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Want one for about about three weeks, that one, yes,
three weeks?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Why?

Speaker 8 (30:23):
Why three weeks? My cousin Vernon took it back and
gave me and that wasn't your car, you stole it. No,
he gave me a RX seven and staid. But yeah,
I don't know what's going on in Pooh's life.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Okay, we'll talk about that.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Like Geo Tracker was my favorite.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I want to get you remember the name, but I
can't remember.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
It looks like it looked like little mini jeeps. Yeah, yeah,
they were the coolest, those in the Azuzu whatever they
want troopers. So you you have, you still have it?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
I still it's baby blue. It's got the rims. I
did everything in that car, so for states, road trips,
blast and terrible music with my friends, and uh, you know,
I I love the car. I love my wife, but
I have had the car longer, so she hates the car.

(31:12):
Of course she hates the car. It's just taking up space.
I don't have time to work on it since we
had the kids. Blah blah blah. And you know, she's
not completely wrong. Obviously, life is busy. But you know,
I feel like that car is a piece of my life.
And when she's stagging me to get rid of, like
she's trying to get me to get rid of a
piece of my life.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I get that. I get it.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I mean, is it in the garage? Is it like outside?
Like I don't know. I'm just saying, do you still
drive it?

Speaker 7 (31:44):
I mean sometimes?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
So you two, are you fighting about this or what
I mean? Is it a big issue? Well?

Speaker 7 (31:50):
So we had a huge argument the other week and
finally I said, fine, fine, fine, I'll put it on sale.
And I have done that. It is on Facebook marketplace
with pictures, the great descriptions. But I have not told
my wife that my asking christ is ninety nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Technically, technically I did what she asked. It is for
sale and if nobody wants to beat up nineteen ninety
five Geo tracker for just shy, I have one hundred
thousand dollars. I cannot be blamed for that.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I mean, god, this is actually hystericized. So you listed
purposely ridiculously high.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
So people are like, dude, right, that's not coming up
in anybody's search.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
How much would you bet your childhood for?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Come on, all right, okay, that's the value to you.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I get this. I understand, like there's certain things that
guys hold on to his men like, I'm also a hoarder,
so I know it's really bad. As I get older, though,
I'm getting rid of a lot of things. You'd be
surprised I get them. But but really, though, there's certain
thing your first car as a guy that's such a
big dealing. I know it is a girl too. There's
certain things we don't want to get rid of. That
old baseball mint that yeah, well I'll never use it,

(33:08):
but one day I might need it. Let me put
in the garage. It's not bothering you. Why is it
even bothering you? Why do you care? Can't it?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah? No, I'm just asking like, and I'm a car person,
so I get it. I wish I had my first
car that wasn't mine. It was my dad's, and that's
why I wish I had it. But like, I don't know.
I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Okay, So you say, babe, it's listed. I'm trying to
sell it. I just I'm getting no bites.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
She'll ask me sometimes that interests and I say no,
I can't believe it's no interest. I have a few
people like roasting me. One guy wanted to know if
it came with a private island.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
You know what's funny is I was gonna say, you're
gonna end up going viral over this or something ridiculous,
and then she's gonna be like, oh really yeah, ninety
nine dollars huh right, Oh that's great. Well, I mean, listen,
if you ever really want to sell it, I might
do that. I might. I'm interested. Me and Pool split it. Yeah,
tracker boy, Well that's I get it. I think it's

(34:07):
a it's a it's a wholesome secret. It's not bad. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
I mean I wish my wife just, instead of feeling
like it was a pilot junk taking up face, if
she would just like, look at it, from my point
of view. I mean, marriage is supposed to be a
compromised right.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, you're right, that's exactly right. It should be a compromise.
I'm sure she keeps some dumb stuff that you you'd
love to get rid of.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
That doesn't take up half the garage.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Maybe the compromises. Put it outside with the car cover
on it, get it out of the garage, maybe go
get storage. There's options. She just wants it done.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
She just wants it gone out of his life. She
like women take everything away from us that we love. No,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
We might take away your motorcycle, but that's it.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, trust me. That's how marriage works.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, Eric got rid of his motorcycle. Oh well I
got pregnant.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Welcome to the no fund zone.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
It's dangerous.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Do you really need that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
No, he wrode it like five times in two years.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Well that was five glorious times. It helped his mental health,
that's true, Thank you, sir, and good luck. Okay, thank
you very much. I want to buy the tracker now.
Let ever get his motorcycle back? No, why not?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
He doesn't need a motorcycle. He's got enough cars.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
He can't put around the neighborhood in it.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
No, he doesn't need That's what.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Every guy says. By the way, I'm just could drive
around the neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Sure. Five minutes later around thirty five. Yeah, all right,
you got Candas Cort coming up next. I would love
to people to say I have my first car though. Still, yeah,
well your first car was awesome, Candas.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
It was a seventy two Chevelle.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
It was my dad's and he just lent it to me.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
The coolest car it is.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
And then pooh, what was your first I had that
Arix seven? But what happened with that? You got rid
of it? I don't get what I had it?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Well, yeah, I got rid of it and got my
mom's Honda. But yeah, my cousin had a Geo tracker
and he said here you can have this.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
So I was like stolen. No, no, my cousin he
no you Oh I told it from hill No not really? Seven? Yeah,
all right, seven? And then what hondo? Okay, I had
a seventy eight Monty Carlow that was so ghetto. Yeah,
and I miss it. You want to know ghetto I

(36:18):
am Cannis.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, ghetto.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I bought rims before I bought my car, and then
I had to find a car to fit my rims.
When I was sixteen, my grandpa was so mad at me.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
He's going for Candace Court. It gets settled here with
billion a kid in the morning, A.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Rise for the Honorable Judge Cannis Lopez. Dear Judge, I
apologize for wearing flip flops in your court today, but
it's and George. It's George Friday and flip flop Friday today,
so all due respect, thank you very much. It's mixed
one on two point nine Billy a kid, Judge Lopez, producer, Pooh,
Let's get to it because today it's personal. Today. I'm

(36:58):
taking some of the court because I thought to myself,
you know I'm going to I can't. I can go
to Candas Court if.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I want right, for sure, anyone can.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I've taken Pood to Candas Court before, he's taken me
to Camp Times Cannas Court. Now today it's not about
Pou though, and I'm not taking him to Candis Court.
I am taking one of my neighbors to Candas Court today, Okay,
not one of my cool neighbors. One of my neighbors.
It's behind me who I hate with a passion. Oh no, oh,
I'm so mad at this neighbor. I don't even know
who they are. And they're not even right behind me,

(37:27):
you know, they're like kind of close to me. So
you want to know what happens every weekend? What do
we do every day Monday through Friday? What time do
we get up?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Candads in three am? Hour at some point three thirty three.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Thirty three forty five, right, we get up three forty five.
So what do we look forward to on the weekends? Uh?

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Sleep?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Sleep. When I tell you, I look forward to sleeping
in and I'm saying I'm sleeping in till like nine
Oh yeah, Like I get so excited to catch it.
It's almost like I need it. Yeah, it a matter
of like.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
That's not a question. You absolutely needed for everyone does?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
My body needs to catch up on sleep, So I
get excited for it. Well, the last I don't know,
maybe three four weeks is the weather starts to warm up.
Every Saturday morning. My neighbor mows his lawn at eight am.
This right here, right here. Yeah, And when I tell

(38:19):
you the level of rage I wake up, like, you
have to be kidding me? Eight a m. Eight So
what happened a couple of weeks ago? And I thought
to myself, you know what, this is unacceptable. I started
getting in Karen mode. Yeah, and I said, I'm going
to google the ordinance. So I googled the ordinance of
when you can you.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Know, yet start making noise?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Start making noise? Yeah? Yeah, you know what time it
is in Carrollton? What is it? Seven am?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Way too early?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
What maniac approve this ordinance? Who voted on this? I
want to cause you want to riot? Let's ride over this. Yeah.
Who is getting up at seven am and mowing their
long on a Saturday morning?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
I mean people do it. Try to do it before
it gets too hot, right, that's the whole thing. Well,
my never was at eight pm. Well that's fine when
I try to go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Oh okay, well that's so yeah. But that it's excessively
early to go to bed on the weekendy it is.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
It's not his fault.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Is it excessively early to you know, late to wake
up at eight on a Saturday?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
I mean for some people? Okay, yeah, I mean we're
just in a unique situation. But I do remember as
a kid, my dad would go mo and I hated
it on Saturday mornings.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Saturday morning, he would mow at seven am, oh super early.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Oh I don't know if it was seven, but around
eight okay.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
My dad would make me get up in the mo
mo at at least at eight o'clock every Saturday when I.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Was am I being unreasonable for being angry about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll tell you. I'd love to hear.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Why, because he's probably trying to get it done, get
it over with so he can have the rest of
Saturday to do what he wants to do.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
So I get it. You can do it, okay, you
can't get out knock it out eight o'clock. You're done
by nine. You can't do it at nine am started,
even if it was at nine started and nine.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
In the summer, though it could be significantly hot at
nine am.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I'm just saying that hour makes it different, you know
what I know? And I should have taken this to
another court. Should because this is Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I enjoy sleep as well. Why don't you get a
like white noise machine or sound machine.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
You get a white noise machine.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I do have one.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I have an app on my phone white noise. Yeah, oh,
get a black noise.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Any kind of sound to block out the lawnmower might
help you. Or maybe you talk to this guy and
maybe he can get like an electric version.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Oh yeah, he's gonna buy a new lawnmower because of me.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
And by the way, this lawnmower doesn't report him too, right.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Lawnmore doesn't even do a justice And that one sounds quiet.
The one he has is like a toro from nineteen
fifty five, and it's loud, and then he blows the
leaves and then he edges. He does everything.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I mean, why don't you get an elect mower and
then let him borrow it?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
No, why don't I go over there and tell him
to shut up and to do this at nine? I mean,
I've thought about walking over there and just going, hey,
is there any way you can wait an hour? But
I looked it up. I can't get him in trouble.
I can't call Maybe I am being a Karen. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Wow, seven he mows at eight. That's what you said.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Okay, he's right there, so technically he could start at seven.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Wow, he could start earlier. I mean, if you say
something to him, then he's gonna be like, well, eight early,
seven's early.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
That's why I'm not gonna say anything. Yeah, and I'm
just gonna complain about it.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yeah, that's what you can do.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Don't get me wrong. I get there could be worse problems.
But when you cherish your sleep and he gets so
excited just to sleep until nine. Yeah, and then someone
that has a lawnmower going on their crappy lawn. By
the way, he's lawn sucks. Your lawn sucks. Your lawn
is garbage. Eric, your husband would spit on his lawn.
Would he would laugh at that? You're mowing weeds, sir,

(41:57):
You're mowing over dirt. You just stones, get gravel, get turf.
I should buy him a turf lawn. Someone to take
care of that, you know, someone so prideful to take
care of your lawn. I want it to be nice.
Don't get up at seven am to mode cement in dirt.
Your long looks like trash and so does mine, sir.

(42:19):
But I don't take pride in exactly, Judge Candislopez. I'm
ready for the verdict. I have a feeling I'm not
gonna be happy, but it.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I mean, listen, I'm taking your side. I love sleep.
This guy is guilty of being a mulching Mario. Dude,
thank you so trying to sleep. We're going to be
grouchy in the world.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Do you know I love this court.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
If this was Pooh's court, he would have found me guilty. Yeah,
you are guilty. I don't know what he.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Would make up, but sleep over everything. He is guilty
of being a multi Mario.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Tough stories on the tents with Billy the Kid in the.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Morning, only one.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I'm going to tell you right now, don't mess with her.
She's had a rough night. Canda Slowpez got about an
hour of sleep. She's dealing with para benopause. She's dealing
with a lot of stuff. Who shut up, any I'm
just gonna say it now. I don't want to hear
what you told me earlier when you said hot flashes are.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Faeh my god, here you go.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
That's what he said, better than that, And I stuck
up for you. Canis. Oh, yeah, I'm sure I said
you know what. Poo You don't ever, don't you ever
talk like that about Cannis low Pat You talk and
hot flashes. Is that how you scolded me? Yeah? I said,
ay Ai you stopping now, buddy, canas what's going on?

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
It is official, guys. Four of the fastest growing cities
in the country are right here in North Texas, Solina
once again topping that list according to the new census data.
So in twenty twenty four it was at the top
two and they said, you know, the population is expected
to quintuple in just ten years. They also issued a
record number of single family residential permits that year. The

(43:53):
other cities and the metroplex that made the top five,
Princeton ranked third. I've never been to Princeton.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
It's nice.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Melissa was fourth. Definitely been through Melissa.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
And then fifth was Anna. Okay, so I mean we're
just growing girl names that I.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Don't trust too, Melissa Anna.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Fort Worth, by the way, also became the tenth largest
US city with more than a million residents. They were eleven.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
That's huge.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, fort Worth is moving on up.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I love for Worth. Can you believe it's a top ten?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, it's a big deal in the US.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Wow, I know they probably are like duh good?

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Is the most I always said for years. I think
for Worth is the most underrated city in the United States.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Definitely agree one of your favorite cities though. Grapevine kicking
off main Street Fest today, So if you haven't heard
of this, maybe you just moved to town. It is
the forty second annual main Street Fest. This is family friendly.
There's plenty of food, shopping, live music. They have a
big carnival and a midway. It's just a good time
anytime they can shut down the streets in grape Vine.

(44:58):
I just love it. All the winery and shopping and stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
You go there and then you go to chill. You know, chill. Yeah,
my favorite spot in grape Vine. You have a few drinks.
Post Malone used to go there all the time. Yoh yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Is he even there when I was there back in
the day.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Really, oh yeah, he would come through all the time.
No idea you met Posts you were too drunk, but yeah,
I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Oh my gosh. By the way, Mayor William D. Tait
also marks fifty years in office this month, so he's
going to become the longest serving mayor in Texas history.
So they're going to celebrate him too at the Golden
at Jubilee celebration.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, the festival opens this morning at eleven, though it's
happening Friday, Saturday, and Sunday through six pm. This story
is crazy to me. So think about if your friend
just told you, know, can you keep her summer flexible
because I'm gonna get married at some point?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, what if it was Taylor Swift telling you that?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Okay? Fine?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Yeah, Well, this new rumor is that Taylor has been
calling family and friends telling them just keep her summer
flexible for my big day. She's trying to keep the
wedding date a secret, obviously because details have start to
come out, but those details have changed as well. So
I'm hearing she's calling some people personally, and then for

(46:07):
other people that she's inviting, her assistants are calling them.
I don't know, you know how up on her priority
list you have to be to actually get a call
from her. But apparently Taylor and Travis haven't told anyone
the exact date or location, just that it's happened in
this summer.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
That is insane. How powerful are you when you could
tell people, hey, keep your summer open, yeah, because you're
going to be invited to my wedding. But I'm not
going to tell you when or where just yet, but
just be ready to drop.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Everything, literally drop everything, because it could be I mean,
we think it's here in the US, but what if it's.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Not, Well, then you got to go. Yeah, I mean
I wouldn't say no.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I mean, she's surely going to cover flights and all
that stuff. Right, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I don't think so. I think for certain people. I
don't think for everybody. If you're invited, that's an honor
to Taylor, She's probably like you figure it out. If
you're getting to invite that, that's priceless.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I'll be so curious to find out, because I mean
she can obviously handle all.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, but that's not her job.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
No, it's not her job. But we'll see. It might
be in Rhode Island, might be in New York City.
I don't know. I'm Candaslopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
Oh that's a hot take.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Let us know what you think.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Here's today's hot take.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
How lovely you have a song this morning? Thank you
for that. We get a thousand bucks coming up. You're
shot next, fat stacks of cash. We do it all
day on the forties, So make sure you listen. It's
mixed one or two point nine. My name is Billy Kid.
Canda Slopez is over their producer who is here Hot
take of the day. This Amazon driver is going viral
and some people are saying he should be fired from
his job immediately after what he was caught saying on

(47:35):
a ring doorbell camera or I don't know if it
was ring, but it was one of those doorbell cameras
where he's up and he's just you know, he goes
to the porch, he's unloading, he's unloading all the packages
and putting it down and he's just going off as
he's doing it, right, So listen to what he says.
He's going on his own little rant. He's not saying
it at the camera. He's just doing his job, and

(47:56):
he's ranting while he's doing it at a.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
Million multi stops because he's people out here in Dearborn
they can't.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Go anywhere and get their own face.

Speaker 9 (48:03):
And now I'm sitting out here delivering a million packages,
a million in one houses. Jesus bro, No nobody out
he would know how to go to or go to
a target or anything like that if you would let
him these right here would order slaves off Amazon.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Wow, so he's going off. Which the irony to me
on this is well, you wouldn't have a job if
they weren't ordering, sir, right, So I don't do it
if you don't want to do it? Well to me,
is it just someone ranting? Yes? But the homeowner who
recorded this put it out there and was very upset
about it.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
She wants him to be fired because she says, listen,
as a single mom of three kids, Yeah, I order things,
and I order a lot of things, and I'm sorry,
but you're not gonna make me feel guilty and trash
me on my own own doorbell camera because I ordered
a bunch of stuff. Wow, went off about it, called
Amazon complained. Now they're like trying to figure out what

(49:04):
they should do with this guy. Should he get fired?
Should he not get fired? Candice Lopez? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Why is the homeowner taking it so personal?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
You know what I mean? She feels personally attacked because
it was her packages.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
That he's but he's generically saying he's not saying her name,
like Nolinda, you order three things to day? This is
what everyone's crash out was on camera. None of us
would have jobs, Like, who hasn't crashed out about their job?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Me?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Oh life? Maybe not this specific job, but a job, right.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
But no.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
But the reason I think she feels and she's kind
of taken it personal, is because he's mad about all
the packages she's getting.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah, did he damage any of them or were they fine?

Speaker 7 (49:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
I guess they were fine. But he's laying them down
pretty aggressively. Is he You could tell he's not happy? Yeah,
And I look at it like this, everybody has a
bad day. Yeah. But I also would say this to
the Amazon driver. You don't know what people are going
through and why people are ordering stuff. So if you gotta,
if you got some one who has a million packages
on their porch, guess what. They might be disabled, They

(50:04):
might not be able to get to the store by themselves,
or you don't know what people are. That is my
biggest word of advice to anyone in life is you
don't know what people are going through. Okay, but sure
I take that same advice. You said, you don't know
what he's going through. I don't, So he's probably like
at his wits end or whatever. I don't want to
fire He's probably just like, Man, I hate that I'm

(50:25):
stuck doing this. But will I be upset if Amazon
fires him? No, because at the end of the day,
you're representing a company. You know when you go up
to a porch that everyone pretty much everyone is recording you.
So if you're going off and you're swearing and you're
saying ridiculous things, you're saying it knowing that, guess what,
this might go viral. You made a bad decision. I
don't think you should get fired.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
But you feel like he should know that there's a camera. Possibly,
but if there's a camera, it.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Doesn't matter though you're going up to somebody's house where
they could be you're representing that company. To me, then
you have to represent that company at all times, even
when someone's not watching. If you're in their property delivering
their packages, you don't know if they got the window open.
So if you're saying ridiculous things and you're cussing and
you're swearing and you're mad, you're doing the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yeah, in the truck, Yeah, definitely rant in the truck.
I'm guessing there's a camera there.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Cameras in the Amazon truck there.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
It sounds like he was on a phone call or
something to me, you know, telling someone else, venting to
someone on the phone or something.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
He's just going off by himsel. Wow, some people just
do that. But I will say too, he does have
a good point. I think that we have gotten a
little out of control when it comes to Amazon. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I mean I had three yesterday and it wasn't my fault.
They just delivered them that way. I didn't order them
like that.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
I'm wondering if you're Amazon guys, like God, this can't yesterday?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
He definitely was.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
She ever went anywhere by herself and thought something.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, it was just one of those days.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Right, Yeah, sometimes they come at once. But I mean,
I think we've gotten so spoiled when it comes to
getting deliveries. And that's okay, I guess. But at the
end of the day, is it you know, people are delivering.
It's giving people jobs, right, That's a good thing. Is
a good thing, But it's also too putting a lot
of stores out of business. Yeah, local stores, because that's.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
What I don't like. I don't want that either, better,
I really am. But life is just so much more
demanding than it used to be it is, I get.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
It, But like yesterday I had I ordered something ridiculous
on Amazon right that I didn't need, and when I
clicked on it, I was like, I can't get it
till tomorrow, you know. Yeah, And I really genuinely expected
it in three hours.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
That's where we're getting though. We're coming to the point
where like it's not going to come today exactly. We're
so spoiled, not out of control. Yeah, I was a
big baby. I wanted my red, white and blue overalls today.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
No, I get it.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Why I order those? Our culture don't ask because for
the July is coming up and I wanted them.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Canis I need them? I need them now because I.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Want Maybe we should do we're doing George Friday right now? Yeah,
maybe we do overall Fridays. Oh I'm down coming, but
you are?

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Yeah, wear some overalls?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Do you have a pair?

Speaker 6 (53:07):
No?

Speaker 5 (53:09):
I need to.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Amazon driver. I think you keep your job. Just watch
what you're doing, just be said yeah X one O
two point nine and good morning, Billy the Kid, Cannon,
Slow Paz producer Pooh. This had me cracking up. You
gotta try this. It's Friday. If you're going out tonight,
or you're going out this weekend, and I don't care
how old you are. I'm sick of you. Oh well,
I'm a grown up. I don't do fun stuff. Oh
we're allowed to do fun stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
So I thought this was so fun. You go out
with your friends and there's a list of side quests
to try on a night out with your friends. It's
so fun. I want to do this so bad with
y'all games, little challenges for example, like if you go
out with your friends and who and I used to
do silly stuff like this. It's just like you, you
have to go all right tonight, here's one person has

(53:55):
there's a list of challenges, right, okay, and you get
a point each for each challenge completed. But you gotta have,
you know, someone make sure that you're doing the challenge.
And then whoever gets to five points wins, and then
they don't pay the tab at the end of the night. Okay,
So I'm giving you a little motivation. That's how we
used to play this. But here's some of the things,
a little list of things you can do. And you know,
I love a good list, especially if it's a ridiculous list.

(54:18):
So here's something and this is something easy but it's fun.
Send a round of water shots to another group.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
It's funny and free, right and free. So you're like, hey,
you know what, treat them over there to a round
of shots on me water and don't tell them it's water. Yeah,
and you just watch the reaction and it's fun.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
That is fun.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
So that would be a point if you did that.
Whoever does it first is a point. Here's something else
and this where it gets a little bit crazier. This
is not even that bad. I would do this. Draw
a portrait of a random person on a napkin, then
give it to them with a straight face and say nothing.
So you're at the bar, you see somebody, you draw
a little portrait of them, and they just hand it
to them and look at them and then just walk away.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That's fun. See this is like I love awkward though.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Okay. A point if you get behind the DJ booth
at least once. Oh okay, as a guy, as a
guy who DJ for a long time.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
That yeah, and you like that.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I mean it depends on the environment, you know, right,
But just don't walk back here and you just can't
just walk touching.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
You own it.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, I've seen people do that.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Now I wouldn't do this one. This is the one
I would never do. Challenge someone to an arm wrestling match. Oh, like,
women can do that, but if you're a guy, don't
do that.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
No, that is going to end.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Well.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
My grandfather used to own a bar, and he said
there was three things that he doesn't allow in his bar.
Talk about religion, politics or arm wrestling. Those are the
three things that a long we start fights. Okay, what
about this one? Okay, this is good. Tell a person
they look like a celebrity who obviously they don't look like. Okay,
that's fine. What about this one? Make a secret handshake

(55:56):
with a stranger, get weird? Ok No, oh it's not
see pooh, wouldn't do that. You would make a See
he'll do weird stuff though. Yeah, I'll go with the
girls and do weird stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
But yeah, why not guys, secret handsake with a girl
that gets creepy?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, every time you go to the bar for a drink,
speaking a different accent.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Oh, see, that would be something I would Candas.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Canas would also do this one too. One thing we
used to do back in the day is pretend to
recognize a stranger from high school that you don't know
and then try to convince them that you went to
high school with it. Or it's good now this one
I don't like. Pretend it's your birthday and get the
entire bar to sing you Happy Birthday.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I hate dessert though it's birthday.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Just take one for the team, even if it's really
my birthday. Please don't do that to me.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I know you hate that.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I hate three shots to people sing Happy Birthday to me?
Isn't that the cringiest thing everyone?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
I always love it. I always join in if someone's
singing at a restaurant or clap or whatever.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
I'll join in. When it's when you're the guy that
they're singing happy birthday too, and all of Texas road
house stops. That is the most awkward feeling in the world.
That's got to be number one most. I would rather
go up in front of twenty thousand people in talk
yeah than have someone sing Happy Birthday to me in
the whole restaurant stocks It's like walking in front of
the people in classroom. Back of the day, when I

(57:19):
was a kid, Yeah, that was my most I would
hate him to go sharpen my pencil.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
No, I get that for sure.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Everyone staring at you.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Yeah, well I ain't nothing like a UN's Happy birthday,
you heavy, happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
He knows the song that was the same song we
had a vidin wait your special day. Yeah, birthday, that's
why we hate us.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Say hey, it's Texas Top Stories on the Tents with
Billy the Kid in the.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Morning only on the new Mix one or two point.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Nine two thousand dollars coming up at nine p forty
right now, Texas Top Stories Candice low pass Well.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
The Dallas Cowboys released their full schedule yesterday in an
eight minute video called the Tyler at Takeover. So it
featured Tyler Smith, Tyler Guidon, and Tyler Booker from our
offensive line. And in the video they formed the TIA,
which is the Tyler Intelligence Agency. It's really cute. They
did a good job. They were basically going cute, I
want a Super Bowl. Okay, I agree with that one

(58:14):
hundred percent. In the video, though, they're getting an intelligence
and briefing and they're basically identifying one person named Tyler
on each team on the Cowboys schedule. As an undercover tyler.
So we already knew about the season opener in New
York against the Giants that'll happen on September thirteenth, but
our home opener will be against the Washington Commanders Sunday,

(58:34):
September twentieth at three twenty five. People are saying, you know,
if the Cowboys were hoping to catch a break with
this schedule, they definitely did not. They're going to play
eight playoff teams from last season, They're getting six at
primetime games, They'll travel to Brazil in Week three, and
then we got two Monday night football appearances. So I mean, yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Gonna be a tough schedule, But I mean, I genuinely
think the Cowboys are gonna do okay this year. You
do okay, We're going all the way? Maybe you're right, PU,
what was I think? It's? Are you? I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I mean, we have to be able to do better
than seven nine and one. I just I'm positive about that.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
No Ties, Yeah, you gonna tie. Think he'll be happy
this year. That last year that made me met that
tie raged.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Me didn't happen pretty early in the season too, So
we had to talk about it for months, guys. According
to a new survey, Americans want two point four more
hours a day to have fun. Almost half of those
in the survey said our lives just need more fun.
And when they were asking them, you know, what does
fun mean to you? What things are fun? The top
three answers were watching TV okay, seeing family and friends okay,

(59:39):
and dining out all right, so pretty normal fun.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Vodka's not on there, No, mambo taxis aren't on there.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Yeah. I think we don't make enough time to have fun.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I mean, but two and a half to two point
four two point four two point four hours is good.
You don't need more fun than that. No, that's enough fun.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Are you sure? Let's get back to be No, I
need fun throughout the day, like I need like a
little bit in the morning, a little bit in the
middle of the day, and a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Spread your fun out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah that's a good plan.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Yeah. Britney spears she was in the news yesterday. A
rep for her is saying these reports that came out
about her are blown out of proportion. So she was
out at a place called Blue Dog Tavern in Los Angeles,
and witnesses said she was acting weird. They said she
was making a scene at this place, raising her voice
and barking like a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
We are so back, oh never. We don't want to
be bad. We are so bad to rehab for a
couple of weeks is getting wild again. Things are just
I don't know, things are just falling the place where
twenty twenty six is feeling like two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Yeah. One person also said she was seen walking through
the restaurant holding a knife and that after they finished dinner,
the table looked like a toddler had been eating there.
Britney's rep says, you know, she was simply telling a
story about how her dog was barking at the neighbors,
and that at no point did she put anyone in
danger with a knife. She was using it to cut
her hamburger.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Well, I'd love to know, Britney spears is rep. What
excuse do you have to walk around the restaurant with
a knife. Yeah, you're cutting your hammerger, You're cutting it
up at your table, I'm assuming. Yeah, why are you
walking around barking like a dog. If you're Britney Spears's wrappy,
poor thing, you got a lot of work to do
every day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah, I mean they said, yeah, she was there with
her assistant and her bodyguard. But you know, other witnesses
said this was an insane dining experience. Why is there
no video of this? I haven't been able to find.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Any I'm so upset about this. Yeah, like a restaurant
full of people and nobody thought if Britney Spears is
next to me barking with a knife, Oh yeah, I'm
video is out? Why am I not recording this? If
anybody's next to me barking with a knife, for sure?
What is wrong with you people?

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Maybe her bodyguard was, you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Know, I don't don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Have you seen that happen before?

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
I'm getting beat up. I'm getting beat up, and I'm recording.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
It all Well, Brittany hasn't made any statements or our
social posts about it yet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I hope she's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Yeah, I do too, for sure. I'm Kanda slopas. Those
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Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
And if you've got one, feel free reach out anytime,
all right? Eight three three seven eight seven one o
two nine eight three three seven eight seven and one
O two nine and also too we got the results
coming up of our Ugliest Feet contest Your least Ugliest
Feet contest. We should say Poo and I both wore
flip flops because he was talking trash yesterday and said
he had beautiful feet. Matter of fact, that was the

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words I heard come out of his mouth, that I
had gorgeous ugly. He said he had gorgeous feet. I said, no,
you don't. But I'm not flex and either I don't either,
But I mean I think my feet are the least ugly.
So you can go vote at mix one of two
nine FM if you want to go see those things. Wow,
yeah do it? Yeah? I mean, pooh looks like he's
been stomping around in chalk. Oh yeah, really he does.

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His feet look thirsty.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
What about you with that little dangling partisan But you
call a pinky toe, he's not wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Whoa can'd this?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
I mean it's fact he's got his own song hanging
by the move.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Okay, your toe, but your your big toe on your
big toe, and this is you can go look at
the pick. I'm not making this. So your big toe
has something going on like it looks like you got
a birthmark on your turning? What is that? Did it
get burned?

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
Is it? Is?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
It got a scar? Like? What's going on with your
big toe? Why is it marked up?

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Well, your pinky toe looks like it's wearing a jacket.
He's got a small cape.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Stupid, Oh that's your nail.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
He's got a tiny toe. Now, just one, like they're
all like that one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Don't jump in and don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I'm just clarifying for anyone who's confused.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
It looks like a little nugget. There's a lot of
people that don't have a big pinky toenail. It's actually
it'd be weird if you do. Yeah, you know, I
don't expect a big pinky tone an. But how do
you cut it? You don't he just eight three three
seven eighty seven one o two nine. If you got
a secret, don't really have to cut it that off.
You just use sandpaper, just buffet out. No sand paper.

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You need to use sandpaper on the bottom of your feet.
That's what you need.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Okay this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Yeah, all right, you got a secret, sir? Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Okay, I'm technically not lying to my wife, but she
would probably be annoyed if she knew the full truth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I like that, so technically I'm not lying in my
own Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
Okay? So I still have my first car from when
I was sixteen. It is a very cool ninety five
Geo Tracker.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Wait, you cut out a little bit. You have your
first car, your first car ever, my.

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
First car ever. I got it when I was sixteen,
and I still have it. It is a nineteen ninety
five Geo Tracker.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Oh my god, I still want one. So for about
about three.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Weeks, yes, three weeks.

Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
Why why, my cousin Vernon took it back and gave me.
And that wasn't your car, you stole it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
No, he gave me r X seven and stayed. But yeah,
I don't know what's going on in Pooh's life. Yeah,
what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Okay, we'll talk about that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Like Geo Tracker was my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
I wanted to do you remember the name, but I
can't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
It looks like it looked like little mini jeeps.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Yeah, they were the coolest.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Those in the Azuzu whatever they want troopers. So you
you have, you still have it, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
I still have it's baby blue. It's got the rims.
I did everything in that car, so for states, road trips,
blast and terrible music with my friends, and uh, you know,
I I love the car. I love my wife, but
I have had the car longer. Oh she hates the car.

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Of course, he hates the car. It's just taking up space.
I don't have time to work on it since we
have the kids. Blah blah blah. And you know she's
not completely wrong. Obviously, life is busy, but you know what,
I feel like that cars a piece of my life.
And when she's sagging me to get rid of like
she's trying to get me to get rid of a
piece of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Run, I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
You get it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Well, I mean is it in the garage? Is it
like outside? Like an I I don't know. I'm just saying,
do you still drive it?

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
I mean sometimes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
So you two are you fighting about this or what
I mean? Is it a big issue?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Well, so we had a huge argument the other week
and finally I said, fine, fine, fine, I'll put it
on sale. And I have done that. It is on
Facebook marketplace with pictures, the great descriptions. But I have
not told my wife that my asking price is ninety
nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Oh my job, wah, my god.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Technically, technically I did what she asked. It is for sales.
And if nobody wants to beat up nineteen ninety five
Geo tractor for just shy, I have one hundred thousand dollars.
I cannot be blamed for that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
I mean, god, this is actually hystericalized. So you listed
purposely ridiculously high.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
So people are like, dude, right, that's not coming up
in anybody's search.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
How much would you your childhood for it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Come on right, okay, give the value to you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I get this, I understand. Like there's certain things that
guys hold on to, is men Like, I'm also on hoarder,
so I know it's really bad. As I get older, though,
I'm getting rid of a lot of things. You'd be
surprised I get them. But but really, though, there's certain
things your first car as a guy that's such a
big deal. I know is a girl too. There's certain
things we don't want to get rid of. That old
baseball myth that yeah, well I'll never use it, but

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one day I might need it. Let me put in
the garage it's not bothering you. Why is it even
bothering you? Why do you care? Can't this?

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Yeah? No, I'm just asking. Like I'm a car person,
so I get it. I wish I had my first
car that wasn't mine. It was my dad's, and that's
why I wish I had it. But like, I don't know.
I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Okay, So you say, babe, it's listed. I'm trying to
sell it. I just I'm getting no bites.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
Yeah. She'll ask me sometimes that he interests, and I say, no,
I can't believe it. No interest. I have a few
people like roasting me. One guy wanted to know if
it came with a private island.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
You know what's funny is I was gonna say, you're
gonna end up going viral over this or something ridiculous,
and then she's gonna be like, oh really yeah, ninety
nine thousand dollars. Huh right, Oh that's great. Well, I mean, listen,
if you ever really want to sell it, I might
do that. I might. I'm interested me and pool split it. Yeah,
tracker boy, Well, that's that's fine. I get it. I

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think it's a it's a it's a wholesome secret. It's
not bad.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
Yeah, I mean I wish my wife just instead of
feeling like it was a pilot jump taking up face,
if she was just like, look at it from my
point of view, I mean, married supposed to be a compromised, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
You're right, that's exactly right. It should be a compromise.
I'm sure she keeps some dumb stuff that you'd love.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
To get rid of that doesn't take up half the garage.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Maybe the compromises. Put it outside with the car cover
on it, get it out of the garage, maybe go
get storage. There's options. She just wants it done.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
She just wants it gone out of his life. Like
women take everything away from us that we love. No,
thank you, all right, marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
You might take away your motorcycle, but that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
No, trust me, that's how marriage works.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Yeah, Eric got rid of his motorcycle. Oh well I
got pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Welcome to the no fund zone.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
It's dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Do you really need that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
No, he wrote it like five times in two years.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Well that was five glorious times. It helped his mental health.
We're about to get out of here. It's makes one
on two point nine Ability kid Canda, Slow Paz, producer
poo can'da switch? You got going on this weekend? Before
you do the results of the Ugliest Feet contest or
the Least Ugly Feet contest?

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
What you got going on so much? Enzo plays for
the championship tomorrow morning. Their baseball team, the Bobcats.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
And then my niece Carly is graduating high school.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Good luck to Enzo. That's crazy because it seems like
just yesterday she was being born and we were at
the station here. Yeah, and you had to race out
of here to go be there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
I know, I know she graduates tomorrow. I'm gonna probably
be a mess, so y'all just send me good vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
I know time is a thief.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Time is a thief. Congrats to Carly. That's awesome, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
Oh you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
This weekend, I'm at Common Table. I'm DJing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Oh cool.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
They do like a hip hop brunch at the Star
in Frisco.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Common Table On Sunday, I'll be out there. Which who's
gonna come to because he's free drinks on my tab? Okay,
So you can come see me there or hang out.
I'll be with my boy Joe Vega. Now ugliest feet
least ugliest feet. I keep saying ugliest, because let's be real,
we don't have the best feet. We randomly got in
this competition the other day. We both wore flip flops

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and we put it online at Mix one of two
nine FM me Billy versus Pooh who has the least
ugliest feet in Texas?

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Ready, I don't know if I'm ready. Based on the poll, Billy,
it's you. You won with eighty percent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Wow, thank you. I might acceptance speech right here. I
promise to do the best thing for the metroplexin that
has put my shoes back on and enjoy the weekend.
These flip flops are really I don't like them of
flip flops. So all right, roddy or have a good weekend.
We'll see you Monday. We'll have another dirty little secret

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more cash to give away. We got that all day.
See you