7/10/2026:He Threatened to Call the Cops on a Kid

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
D FW.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's time to welcome Welcome Berry MkIV, Billy the Kid
in the Morning, starring the one and only Candace Lopez
and Producer Poo. Billy the Kid in the Morning, The
Incredible Live and Lowgolf, Willy's a Kid in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Friday. Friday Friday's Mix one O two point nine. Good Morning,
Billy the Kid, Candace Lopez is here, Producer Poo is here.
It is Friday. It's a special day and mixed because
on Friday's we wear George. Hey, did everybody wear their George? Okay,
Cann's got her zon, Poo, you got yours on. I'm
gonna warn you guys right now because it's a little
bit different today. I not only have George on, Yeah,

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I have flip flops on.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm gonna wear flip flops today, and I couldn't find
the pair I wanted.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Because the level of I don't know, whatever you want
to call it is very low today. Yes, there's an
f level and yeah, it's just not there. So yeah,
I mean a sleeveless shirt. Yeah, I mean I look
like I just rolled out of the trailer and I
love it. So I'm gonna just warn you can't. It's
when I come around the console to go to the

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restroom or you know, when I come into your area. Yeah,
you're gonna see some toes, oh okay, and thighs. So
how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean that makes me feel better about my choice
to not wear makeup again today.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
So whenever you guys just kind of go down your level,
then I.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Feel better about myself. We're here, yeah, I think so.
It's also National.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Friday, guys. It is yeah, like French Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh yeah, Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, like it's it's on Friday, which makes sense this
year it's Friday, Friday, Friday Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I got you?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, so do I just want to go ahead and
have this conversation real quick because I'm curious what you
guys favorite Friday is.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
You want to start the show with a list.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I no, you don't have to start a list. I
just want to know what your favorite is.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh gosh, I mean there's so many good ones fris
I mean it's gonna go to me Donald's, Okay, every time.
My favorite fry ever is going to be McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
The nostalgia, Yeah, it's nostalgia. It's it's a good, solid fry.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Who's shaking his head.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
No, it's also consistency too. Broms Bro Yeah, brom Broms
is underrated as far as a restaurant and a really
good burger, but I'm not going to put them in
my top five for fries.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Definitely, don't think of fries when I think of Broms.
I think McDonald's was number one though, for best fast food.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Fry of the year. Yeah sogged.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, I usually am. I usually am, you know what
I mean? Like Waterburger has good fries. Yeah, but sometimes
I'm just like, oh, okay, this location is way different
than the other location.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, it's about consistency.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I need get a heavy hand on the salt.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
You could tell who actually cares about their job by
the way they cooked.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You used to work in McDonald's. Yeah, and God only
knows what happened in that mcdonald'. Ye.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
But I was on the draft too. I got promoted quick,
so I didn't have to cook no more.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh you didn't have to con he has a personality
for the drive.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Yeah, but I did take pride in doing friest Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, that when the yell, Yeah, I did the little shake. Okay,
all right, nice yeah, I had pride. All right, Well,
why did you get fired?

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Then?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
How did you get fired from McDonald's. That's right, you got.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Because we just can't keep up.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I would love to see his resume because it's unreal vs. List. Yeah,
but I just don't understand. How did you get fired
from KFC?

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Well, because somebody came through the job drive through and
was arguing with me, and then he proceeded to come
inside and I threatened to pour uh grease, was disrespecting
a female that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Worked there that I kind of liked.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Were white nighty, Yeah, I like that, Yeah, to be
a hero.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
But the manager, Mike was like, you can't do that.
You know, I did hear that big fast food corporate
chains do frown upon you threatening people with grease hot grease. Yeah,
it probably didn't help to you ate all the chicken.
Oh always, yeah, I always took a bucket home. It
was legitimately finger licking good because Pooh was probably behind

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the counter licking his fingers while he was taking.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
That.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Oh yeah, anyway, I'm good. You know, I don't ever
get annoyed, but there's one thing that annoys me if
you mess with my food.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Speaking of and.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Yesterday, I went to go get an RC, you know,
because I wanted to get an ARC and chill.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I wrote chissery chicken. Yeah, I wrote chicken.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
And normally I go to Kroger, but my I had
to go pick up a prescription. We're so trashy at
tom Thumb for my sister. So I was like, oh,
I'll just go to tom Thumb get an RC or whatever.
So I'll go by there. There's only one ARC out
there and it's been out there. What time did you go?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Like ten? Ti four?

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's been out there. So I was like,
oh yeah. I was like, okay, let me go on
over there.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
And the usually have a time on it Clarence sticker. Yeah,
chick with a clear and sticker. Yeah. So I go
over to the lady. I'm like, hey, are you gonna
make any more?

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
You know our seasons.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
She was like, uh yeah, give me about fifteen minutes.
So I was like, okay, cool, I'm gonna go shop
pick up the prescription.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Circle back I can if you ask them.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
My worst nightmare because I had to have one, all right.
I made it up in my mind.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
So I did everything, got groceries or whatever prescription was
still ten minutes out.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I was like, okay, let me roll back by.
It's four sixteen. I tell the lady. I say, hey,
you're gonna make some or whatever.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
She goes, sir, I said fifteen minutes I was, and
I go oh, I go all right, And there was
another lady there, and I was like, well, okay, your
clock says four eighteen. I came by here at four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's been eighteen minutes. Wow, what I Karen? Yes, I did.
I'm like, I'm like, that's kind of a Karen move.
Well what she got loud?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
People need to keep their words.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Fifteen three minutes. People are busy, They're not getting paid
enough to deal with Pooh's drama and his high demands. Well,
first of all, I don't want to hang out in time.
He's not Nick and SAMs. He's at tom Thumb and
the deli section.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
That little suspect just going up and down the aiuse
just to procrastinate cares are doing.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
So finally I go back, get my description. Come back.
She sticks like for garlic roasted rote rod testy chicken.
I'm like, I was like, I thought you were going
to make some ro testy chicken. Yeah, garlic roasted? Oh god,
what is wrong with you? Who in the hell do
you think you are?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
You should tell him? I got garlic. When's coming up?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Billy? Don't understand. You want to talk about privilege. Get
the garlic, shut up and keep it moving. I want garlic.
I didn't want guard I got garlic at home. I
don't guess what what cook your own chicken. I don't
see what's going on.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Top stories on the tense with Billy the kid in the.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Morning only mixed one or two point nine Cannis what well?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Dozens of residents at the Cambridge Park Condominiums and Dallas
have been displaced because of a three alarm fire that
started overnight.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
So this isn't.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Skillman and Audelia just north of six point thirty five.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
No injuries have been reported.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
But the building has significant damage. At least twenty four
condos have been destroyed. I think they had sixty seventy
firefighters working to control that the cause of the fire
is still under investigation. But definitely avoid that area if
your drive this morning takes you through, uh, through that neighborhood. Yeah,
just a devastating scene there this morning.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I feel like there's always dramas Skillman and our dam. Yeah, yeah,
some kind of drama that dry you dry ey. There
there's always a ladder in the road, huh. There's always
a mattress on the side. Something's always going down.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah. Yeah, busy in that area this morning though.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Just to heads up, guys, you know I miss shopping
cart randomly.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Somewhere that's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Flo Yeah, like there's not even a dollar try three miles.
How did the cart get here?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, someone moved.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I'm just saying for.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Sure, guys.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
The Mega Millions jackpot is up to six hundred and
four million dollars tonight.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
This is the biggest of the year. So if you
were to.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Win and get a one time cash payment, you would
take home two hundred and sixty six million dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I haven't played in a while.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, I haven't either. I never play it.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I play when when it comes in the news like this.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, I mean it's like a major jackpot.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I have once in a while, But I just feel
like I'm gonna be that guy that read the story,
like guy plays power Ball and then lose his ticket,
because I'm that kind of idiot. Yeah, so I just
don't trust myself. And then there's a lot of pressure
if I win, because you guys want money, and then
we're gonna fight.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Then we're gonna you know, this is easy if you
win two hundred and sixty six, this is easy. No,
we're not getting into it because we know your number
is way too low for us. Let's hope Pooh wins.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, Yeah, so you play and bless everybody. I ain't building.
I'm being honest. He says he's going to give us
all a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
He won't one hundred percent. He will wants There's one
thing I know about Pooh.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
He will bless us when you win.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I will bless you too. No, but not as good
as God bless you.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
And NASA is looking for volunteers to spend over a
year living inside a three D printed environment at the
Johnson Space Center in Houston. So this would simulate the
isolation and challenges of a deep space mission. I'm wondering
who's going to volunteer for this because you have limited resources.
Communication delays pretty much everything they experience in deep space,

(09:29):
like equipment problems. You'll simulate spacewalks and have to grow
food and do research. So if you want to volunteer
for this, you have to be between thirty and fifty
five years old.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
No taller than six y two. I think it pays
around sixty grand.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Wait, oh I fit the whatever they need. Yeah, okay,
pooh you're out mile you're too old. No really, so
only it's sixty grand a year, that's what I hear.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, they do like sleep studies too, where I think
they pay like nineteen thousand dollars. But I just wonder,
like who has the time, and it's just like, yeah,
I'll go live in this three D yeah and do
all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Can you see your family?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
No, you're isolated. You're literally like, hey, we're out in
deep space.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
What's up? Oh we can't hear you now.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Kind of a vacation though, I mean, I guess, nice
little year long break in hoon. Yeah, I mean I
couldn't do it, but yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Absolutely not real quick, guys at Pitbull tonight is going
to try to set a Guinness World Record for the
largest gathering of people wearing bald caps. He's doing this
at Hyde Park and London. It's going to be streaming
on his official YouTube.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
But what a random record to try to break.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Well, I went to Pitbull when he was here, and
it was so funny because, right, so many people had
the bald caps on, like so many women had the
bald caps on and Drew goatee on themselves, and it
was just weird. That is. It was bizarre. Yeah, I
mean it was vibe when I'm talking about there was
a lot of people doing it. That was like at
least one hundred people there. Wow, like one hundred women
that just were all bald women.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yes, I don't want to see myself like that.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I want to see you like that. I want to
see Cannas with a bald cap on in the goatee.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, you can ai me.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's a good idea, good idea.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
All right, Well, good luck.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
I hope you break that record tonight. I'm Kanda Slopez.
Those are your Texas Top Stories Mix.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
One on two point nine. I'm Bill at a Kid
Cannas Low Pass producer Poo is here. It is Friday.
Let's get you in n r H two. L got
a four pack of passes right now. First caller, who's this? Hey,
it's Catherine, Catherine, what's up? Katherine, how are you this morning?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I'm doing good, heading to work.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, good, guess what you're calling number one? Congratulations, Happy Friday.
That's what I'm talking about. Where are you from?

Speaker 7 (11:41):
Dallas?

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
You got big plans this weekend? When you got planned?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
I have to work again tomorrow, but day I'm off.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
And what do you do?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
I work at a hospital.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh well, thank you, because we need you around. We
appreciate that. Catherine. Well, thank you so much for listening.
We're gonna hold give up these tickets a four pack
of passes to NRH two O enjoy it. Alright, thank you,
Good day you too, Thank you, Catherine. All Right, real
or fake news? Right now, I give you three headlines.
You gotta tell you which one is fake. That's how
the game works, and the news is crazier by the day,

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so sometimes it's hard to tell. Can't this You're ready?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I'm ready?

Speaker 7 (12:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Pooh, you're born ready. First headline, woman tried to smuggle
an unopened bottle of wine into jail in her Who ha,
oh what, I'm sorry. Listen, I'm just reading headlines. Okay,
good morning. Woman tried to smuggle an unopened bottle of
wine into jail dot dot dot in her Who ha,

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you could figure out what that is. Headline number two.
Doctors in Massachusetts treat woman with large mass in her
stomach with diet coke. Okay, doctors in Massachusetts treat woman
with large mass in her stomach with diet coke. Headline
number three. Local h Ooa declares war on plastic Flamingo

(13:01):
residents respond by buying one hundred and fifty more. Yeah
like that. Local Hoa declares war on plastic Flamingo residents
respond by buying one hundred and fifty more. Three headlines
right there, you're gonna tell me which one you think
is fake? And Candace, you want to go first? You
want to pass it to Pooh? Which you want to do?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
This is really hard today. Lock me for that first story,
the wine smuggler.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, because where's that gonna happen. Yeah,
that's not gonna happen here.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, that doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
That would never happen in mesquite all right, let's lock
that in.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Well, you thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
You don't know what's going on, Kennison, I know you're right,
all right, Producer Poo, which one do you think is
the fake story.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
I'm gonna go with that second story, treating that little
mass with dike oke.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, no, we have modern medicine for that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Let's lost in lock it in yep, and the winner
today is going into the weekend, big fat winner.

Speaker 9 (13:56):
Me.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
If you don't get the real story, you guys, don't
pick the fake story. I win. And the fake story
was the local HA declares war on plastic Flamingo residents
respond by buying one hundred and fifty more. That is
a fake story. So I made that one up. I'm
sure it probably has happened. Hoa can be a nightmare.
I hate mine. But let's continue the real stories. Women

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trying to smuggle an unopened bottle of wine into jail
in her who.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Hah, okay, ha got you all in check.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I remember that song. Okay, this happened, and it was
a forty eight year old woman named Monique. She was
arrested last month trespassing at a CBS in Michigan. The
cops cuffed her, patted her down for weapons, told her
to get in squad car all that good stuff, but
she paused. She said she can't can't get inside cops said, well,
you don't have a choice. You gotta go. She kind

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of slowly and awkwardly moved, and they're like, what is
going on? What are you doing? Walk? Go give me
a cop card. She's like, I can't. And eventually they
found out that there was things concealed. Oh wow, and
I'm not gonna get into detail, but it was. It
was a bottle. It was a bottle of cupcake Vineyards
Pino Gregio.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Okay, wow, girl.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
What else can you say besides wold girl? I mean yeah,
and I'm not talking like one of those mini liquor bottles. Yeah,
we're talking twelve inches of like you know about regular
sized wine bottle. Okay, things happened, so either way, she
still went to jail. But that bottle was confiscated and
I don't know if it was ever enjoyed.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Okay, I think.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
They returned it to CBS. I like that cupcake Pinot
Grigio too.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, it's all right, it's all true.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Chilled.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
You can't just drink that there. Why it needs to
be chilled?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh good, you're so fancy. Oh yeah, I mean you look,
I don't have a box wine this point. Franzia a
nice box of Franzia. I don't care what anybody says.
That's tasty. It is.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
It's all right. I wouldn't pass it up.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well, why do you drink? Can't?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I don't drink wine that much anymore. But yeah, I
just wanted to be chilled. I'll drink cupcake, but it's
got to be chilled.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Everything's got to be chilled.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, all right, we'll chill.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Here we go. Huge mass in woman's stomach dissolved with
diet coke. I love this story because it's kind of weird.
Doctors in Massachusetts recently reported treating a sixty year old
woman with a large mass in her stomach by just
having her drink diet coke.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Probably can tell you a lot about what we're drinking.
Oh yeah, because and I guess this was written in
the New England Journal of Medicine too. The team said
the woman had, you know, a month of burning pain
in her stomach. They figured out this is some kind
of mass. She had type two diabetes. She'd been taking
a semi glue tide, you know, a weight loss drug
like ozepic or whatever, and she was losing a bunch

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of weight. Those drugs can slow how fast the stomach empties. Okay,
so somehow she got a build up of something in there,
and they were like, listen, we can prescribe medicine and
all that stuff, but do us a favor. Just go
home and drink a bunch of die coke. I know,
this is a real story. She drank one point five
liters a day. What By the second day, her discomfort vanished.

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Follow up scope showed the mass was gone and diet
coke just melted it away.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Wow, well didn't you.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
And remember when you used to like clean a dirty
penny with a diet coke?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yes, same thing, I think.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
And they used to use coca cola like a medicine.
Almost weird. It was like a medicine. You can clean
like rust off metal with coke.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
That's insane, and we're just.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Guzzling it down. I'm sorry, a nice crispy diet coke
pops off.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
No, it does, and I'm doing it for problem.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Health reasons at this point. Next, sure, I don't got
a mass in there to you. I'm just hanging just yes,
it's makes one on two point nine. Good morning, Billy
the Kid Candice Slow pans it iss your producer who
was here. Shout out to our boy Ksey. He's so nice. Yeah,
he just called up. You were talking about the apartment
fires at Skillman and Audelia.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, and he.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Used to live with those apartments. Said they were on
fire when he lived there. No, and I'm like, see,
they're always on fire. Oh for people, something's always going out.
I was saying that part, you know, right around six
thirty five too, when it curves down in that area.
I have almost hit so many ladders, mattresses, shopping carts. Yeah,
six thirty five is crazy down there. Yeah, crackheads in

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the middle of the road, especially when you exit and
that Denny's is right there. Oh god, it's going down.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
That worked out was over there Northwest Highway.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
It was.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
It was a scene, no one for sure, it was
a scene.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I still laughed thinking about you working at Benigan's.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I know it was a great job.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I just can't imagine that.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
My boss was so flexible. Yeah, and I got like
free Monte Cristo's.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I mean, say less, I know, say less. I was
gonna mention this because I saw this stat and I
thought this is wild, because you know, we're all addicted
to our phones. We're online, we're on social media, and
it becomes one of those things where you just don't
know you're even on it. You're just scrolling. You're scrolling,
You're scrolling mindless. This new study says that Americans spend

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one hundred and fifty six hours a year watching one
kind of specific video, oddly satisfying videos. Okay, is that
not weird?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Do you know how many? How long is one hundred
and fifty six hours? That means you're spending days pretty much, right,
And I'm like, what kind of oddly satisfying things are
you into? Because there are oddly satisfying things that you
know are just weird to me, Like I have I know,
I have one and you could call up to at
eight three three seven eight seven one o two nine.
But there's things I watch online and then there's things
that I just find oddly satisfying in general, you know,

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And I want to know both of yours, But well,
I'll tell you one online that I'm obsessed with watching,
and you're going to laugh. I don't know how I
started following this guy, But there's a guy who's visually impaired.
He's blind online and he goes out and he just
randomly tries to navigate his way in places. Wow, And
it's inspiring because his attitude is awesome, but it's also

(20:15):
oddly satisfying to watch him. And he's going he calls
it shorelining basically where he's like, has his stick and
he's going where the curb is, and you know those
little bumps at the crosswalks. He looks for those because
that's how he is able to find out when he's
at a crosswalk how to get around. And when he
finds the bump dots, I get so excited. I'm like, oh,

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there they are, there they are. And he can't tell him.
He's like, I should be coming it to bump dots,
and then he just wow, He's like bump dots. And
I'm like, bump dots.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
I'm never gonna look at bum dots on my scooter.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Rough or And in real life there's an oddly satisfying
thing that you're gonna laugh at that I love doing
and most people I don't even think would think twice
about doing it. But for whatever reason, I get kind
of excited and don't laugh.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Cannis oh, I'm gonna laugh. Probably.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I love cleaning out the lint trap in a dryer.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
What what is? It is satisfying, But I hate how
it like fluffs in the air.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Well, you don't let it fluff?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
How do you not let it fluff?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
You just got to scoop it? Right. I get excited.
I'm like, it's been a few days, a couple of loads.
I think it's time. And I get in there and
I'm like, oh oh and if there's a lot of lint,
I'm like.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
Yes, yeah, wow, Billy, I never would have guessed that
about you. Oh yeah, well, never gonna look at my
lint trap to say.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Thought we were just being honest?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
We are.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
We are no judgment of what about yours? Cannas? Which
your oddly satisfying thing?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
You love online it's people doing calligraphy.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Have you seen those videos where yeah, they'll do your
name and all that.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
They're like doing envelopes and stuff. I love watching that online.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
But on TV, I I love like the Holiday Baking
Challenge when they're frosting those ca and they bring out
that long just whatever that knife thing is and they
they smoothed it out.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yes, that is.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I actually get that.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, send yours to at Billy on the radio. If
you want to d m me your oddly satisfying video
you watch or things you do that you find satisfying.
Hit me up. I'm already getting some coming in. Pooh,
what's yours? Okay? Online?

Speaker 6 (22:19):
My son, my thirteen year old Paul, he wants to
be a vet and he's got me hooked on this
one guy.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
He's like a horse and.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Cow excuse me, a horse and a cow chiropractor Yeah, yeah,
walking and he gets paid like the Kentucky Derby. This
family flew him out to fix their horse right before
he could race or whatever. He just takes the neck
and he'll say something. I think he's German. He's just whatever,

(22:48):
wow yahoos. And then the horse rears back and looks
at him like thanks fool. And then he's like galloping
and skipping.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's crazy. I'm not sure for horse is thanksful? Does
I do know that? Yeah? I get that. I watch it.
If the cow has like assist, he'll do he'll lance it.
Oh no, okay, stop it and he Yeah. I'm just
saying that those are video. There's videos online some people
oddly find pimple popping satisfying. Those are disgusting to me,

(23:23):
and people love it. I love it. Into it, into
it now in real life.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
You know what's oddly fascinating to me is if you
go somewhere that has pizza, like pot tap. I was
there the other day, of course, the way they make
that pizza and then when it just comes out, I
just like that.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's just like food. I know, I like food. Cook
That is oddly satisfying to me when people feed me.
I got a weird one. Okay, Billy on the radio,
people are GMing me. They're oddly satisfying things they love.

(24:01):
Richard says, putting my face in the belly of my
purring cat.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
All right, Richard, okay, Richard, right, do your thing, Richard, Richard,
get a hobby.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
No, I mean, you know this interesting?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay? Is this? This is not Richard, but it seems
awfully familiar. But this guy, he says, oh, when my cat,
when my cat yawns wide enough and I can have
time just to stick my finger in there.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I've seen people do that puppies before.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
What is going on? So when your cat yawns, you
stick your finger in it.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
And then they just clamp down on it. They don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's oddly satisfying.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, that's a good one. What about this one? This
one is from Jennifer says, I love the feeling of
peeling glue off my fingers. Oh okay, oh yeah, when
you were in school. That to me. Oh I loved that.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, like picking your jail nail polish off. Yeah, satisfying.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, I could see that. Okay, all right. What about
this one? Oh? Absolutely, Brittany, She dm me and said,
I find this is the most satisfying thing ever, cleaning
my ears out with a Q tip.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Oh, yes, I mean it's satisfying.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
After what do you mean? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I don't think you're supposed to use.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
A Q tip, Like we know you're like everyone does it.
Nobody's out here you hopefully you are. I don't know.
No one's sticking at that far in. You're itching your brain,
you're clean, clean your ears out? What other ways like.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Drops and stuff?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm not getting dropped.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
I have a doctor do it for me.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Doctor. You was irrigation. Yeah, oh my god, you are
so bougie.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
It's painful.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I go to an organic doctors like beans special organic uh.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Beans with candle wax and stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
What didn't you do that candle? No, I ain't doing
nothing something with a candle. Did you do some with
candle wax? Okay, let's do one more oddly satisfying things.
If you got one, let me know. Oh this girl, yes, yes,
Kara says she loves the smell of new car tires. Oh,
that's obvious satisfying me too. Yes, Or like a freshly

(26:24):
open can of tennis balls.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Okay, I get that.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Wow, Okay, this is getting weird.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Weird stories on the tents with Billy the Kid in.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
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I gotta say, Cannice, what's going on.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Well, we are finally getting some insight on the economic
impact of the World Cup. So the city of Arlington
says the impact has been far better than they anticipated,
even with only one more game left here in North Texas.
So in June alone, Arlington's hotel industry hit a record
high thirty one million dollars in revenue. They said room

(27:37):
rates jumped forty seven percent during matches. Uh, they haven't
even gotten the numbers from food and beverage yet, but
they're estimating that across the region the numbers could end
up being around two billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, Yeah, And I was so wrong on this. Remember
we started I started thinking this is all hype.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Well, they were saying that they were going back and forth.
I think people just booked last minute.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I think that was the case because there was hotels
that weren't sold out, not seeing the you know, the
influx of business that they wanted to see. But I
have loved the World Cup. I've loved seeing so many
people here in Join Texas and just the US. Yeah,
for sure, it's been amazing.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
The reviews have been good.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I mean even some of the players are like, these
are some of the best stadiums we've.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Ever played in.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
The people are great, the food is great, the parties
are great. Also, once retail numbers come out too, that'll
probably add up to even more. The mayor of Arlington
is already talking about having a major push to get
the Women's World Cup here too, and even the finals.
So the last match here is Tuesday's semi final. We'll
see which teams end up playing in that, you know,

(28:41):
after this weekend. By the way, Norway's team, you know,
everybody's been following what's his.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Name, Early Collin, the blonde guy.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yes, the blonde guy with the ponytail. Well, they actually
had to leave their hotel in Fort Lauderdale after one
night of staying there because they said the construction noise
around it was too much. They said it's impossible to
rest here. So they took a vote and they're like, yeah,
we gotta switch hotels.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
They live so differently than us. Yeah, I feel like that.
I don't know for sure, but it just seems like
they brought their own food. They're used to very quiet settings,
that their culture is so different from us. We're just
used to the noise.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, we're used to it, for sure.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
But play in England there tomorrow in the first quarterfinal
is a big deal.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
So they got to rest up. But good for them.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
That guy's becoming a huge celebrity in the US and
they asked them about it. They're like, how do you
feel about becoming a a celeb in the United States?
And he just goes, he goes, well, I think it's
awesome because the Americans are great. I think they're hilarious.

Speaker 10 (29:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
He thinks we're funny. We are we thank you. Yeah
they're awesome.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah we are. Well come any time. Earling, what's his name,
Erlin Holland. Yeah, Earling.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, he's like a robot. He is to me, He's
like not real. Yeah, it's weird, but I love him.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Speaking of all that guy, Shakira says.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
She is clueless at this point how the.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
World Cup Finals will squeeze her performance in with Madonna
BTS Coldplay and Justin Bieber. They her about it, and
she said, it's going to be a shared halftime show.
We'll get together, we'll figure it out. I'm really curious, Well,
don't you got to figure that out soon?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I know, isn't it happening.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Like what a week from Sunday?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
And they don't have an idea of what they're going
to do.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I guess they haven't rehearsed or anything at this point.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
But it's like when you break down the.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Eleven minutes, maybe it's like, well, you got three minutes,
I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Everyone's ten minutes, three minutes.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Compared to like an hour and a half long show
she's normally doing.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
True, But I like seeing the collapse. I want to
see them, you know, together doing stuff right.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I don't know what songs, but yeah, we have no idea,
but they don't either.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Just care on stage?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yes, please just give her a chair where she just
watches the rest of you.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
That way, I can maybe listen to Justin sing, but
I can still look at youa Kira that there, guys.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
According to Travel and Leisure, Santa Fe, New Mexico, is
now the best city in the US. This is based
on over two hundred thousand votes from their readers. This
is the second year in a row Santa Fe has
taken the top spot. People are saying this is because
of their three hundred days of sunshine a year and
a robust food scene. But you remember, it was shocking

(31:07):
that they replaced Charleston, South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
That's right, who had it? I guess for like ten years.
Over ten years, where are we? I have the top
five and we're not in the top five?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
But it was Santa Fe and then after that Savannah, Georgia. Okay, Charleston, Savannah, Georgia.
Then New Orleans was number four and Chicagoians. Yeah, for
his best cities to live in, best city in the US,
it doesn't mean actually to just live.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I guess maybe it's a visit.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I mean it's a great city. Don't get me wrong.
I love New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
But best Yeah, I've never been. I've been closed.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I've never been to Santa Fe.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I have fun in New Orleans from what I remember. Yeah,
it was great, Okay until I got arrested. No, I'm
just kidding. I didn't get rested.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Above.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, that was shy. I mean, top five cities Dallas
should definitely be the I think for Worth should be
in there.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah you up good?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, So congrats, guys. I'm Canda Slopez. Those are your
Texas top stories. This is dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Makes one o two point nine. Good morning, it's Friday.
Let's go. It's Bailey the Kid, Canda Slowpez. She's over
there freezing the studio so cold, man. She's got about
thirteen blankets on right now. Bucky's blank You got a hoodie?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I don't know what's going on over their polar bear status.
It's pretty much a penguin. Pooh's over here just wearing nothing.
He's hot. He's like, it's cold in here.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
I'm being we retain heat.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, why don't you guys just cuddle up next to
each other. He is a heat source. That's your Wow,
that's your dirty little secret. I cuddle up to Pooh
for heat. If you get a secret eight three three
seven eight seven one two nine you ever meet people
like that though, you just get closer to me. They're

(33:02):
just hot. Well, never thought about it. You have me
close enough to Poo. I mean it's just like they're
just hot. It's just like heat radiates off poo so
I mean he would be good. I've never cuddled with him,
but he'd be a good cuddler. I think, Yeah, all right,
this is getting weird. You got a secret. You let
us know. Dirty little secret is on. It's a no

(33:22):
judgment zone and you have one. So you're a what
Now what are you?

Speaker 7 (33:25):
I'm a construction worker.

Speaker 10 (33:27):
I I wear steel toe boots every day. I'm covered
in dirt by lunch. I can frame a house poor concrete,
and it's all I've done my entire life.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Okay, but my guys.

Speaker 10 (33:36):
Don't know, and none of my friends know. It's every
other Friday. I'm getting a manny petty. That's not tampering myself.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Okay, that's not crazy, is it crazy?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I mean, that's more than I do it. But that
is a lot every other Friday.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
So yeah, let me get the visual. You're a you're
a manly construction worker. You're out there on the you know,
you're pooring concrete doing poo, and I producer poo. And
I don't know a lot of stuff about manly construction working,
not that much. When we know we could drop a
bulldozer or something. No, I couldn't. I couldn't do that
I couldn't I do that. You can do that, so
you do it all. You can do it in your whole life.

(34:14):
But just having a manni and petties not that bad.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
No, it sounds like you need it if you're you know,
working with your hands and stuff.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Oh man, I mean I don't know. The guys I
work with, they would not be They would not think
that's cool at all.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
So you hide it from them. Is there other stuff
you high? Because usually this is.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
I've gotten botox. I like to call it protox.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
I got six different skincare products to use every single night,
and lately I'm doing red light therapy and I'm telling
you it's a game changer. Okay, I'm still manly as ever,
though I'm not saying you're not manly.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, I mean, I'm taking you guys.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
For a facial No, I know we're going coming up,
yeah to where's that at.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
The Aesthetic Society.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
We're going to. Yeah, Well, we're also not manly construction workers.
My hands are so.

Speaker 10 (35:00):
Solid to try to look like a model either. You know,
I work outside in this Texas sun all day. If
I don't take care of my skin, I'm gonna look
seventy by the time I'm fifty, like.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Half, My buddy's got to get a good point.

Speaker 10 (35:10):
They're making fun of moisturizer and I'm and I'm you know,
and they're looking like an old leather baseball glove and
I'm trying to avoid that.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Good for you. This should not be a secret. This
should be accepted. And you know, and because I'm guilty
of being sometimes like I don't have a skincare routine.
But Pooh just made fun of me because I told
him I had a serum that I put under my eyes. Yeah,
is that what it's called? Zerum?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, serum, whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
It was expensive. It was like, well I thought it
was expensive. It probably wasn't in your world. Yeah, but
it was like twenty eight bucks.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
That's reasonable.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Reasonable, that was to me. I'm unreasonable, but I did
it because it's supposed to make things look better. I mean,
I get petties every now and then. It's not enough.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Ahead, So if your friends would freak out if they
saw this.

Speaker 10 (35:58):
They ever caught me walking to the spot, I never
hear the end of it. So for you know, my
secret stays between me. My addition, and apparently all you Yeah,
that's okay.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Are you are you married or do you have a
girlfriend or what.

Speaker 10 (36:10):
I'm a single guy, so I don't even tell most girls,
most girls that I take, you know, because I feel
like they're gonna judge me.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Let me ask.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
They probably looking at you.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh they do, probably right. Oh they can tell. Yeah.
Can you tell if a guy's had botox? Yeah? How
do you do?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
I mean, it depends on how good it is. But
can you tell a woman?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah? Okay, I feel like I can, But now all
women that have it are starting to all look alike. Yeah,
so it's hard to say.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
The trends that come and go with like placement and
where to put fillers.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
And yeah, I feel like people do it. They don't
do it as bad as it when it first came out.
Everybody everybody's doing it a lot.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, it looks way more natural.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Now does this freak you out if you're if you're
like he's single. Let's say you're single, Candis and a
guy has a skincare routine and he gets Manny Pennies
every other Friday? Is this a red flag? Is it
something you're into?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I mean, if he gets it more than me, then
I'm like I either need to step my game.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Up or you're doing too much.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Okay, you know, but he has a whole skin like
he does in what is a red light therapy.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Yeah, I'll take you guys for that too.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Okay. Is that the mask and all that?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
That's what I do do? Yeah, it's good for you.
But they have men's versions.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Of the mask too. I thought about getting eric one.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
So you just put a red light on your face.
What does it do?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
It just helps like collagen and build your skin and
like discolouration all sorts.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Of Is it FDA approved or something? I mean, is
this like one day we're gonna look back and be like,
we shouldn't have put that red light on our face?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
I mean it's possible. That's with anything, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
All right, Well, sir, you know what good for you?
I think that you should do a Manny Petty day
with all your crew. That would be such a fun
thing to watch. No, imagine if you took all the
construction bros to the MEDSPA. Don't do that. You could
take them with us.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Surprised they might get into it.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Take them with us. We're going out. We're going to
the Aesthetic Society you could. We'll all do a Manny
Petty day.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
We're doing today.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
There, we're doing a whole day. Yeah, I don't know
what it consisted, but we're going.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Well, we have some surprises for you guys.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I don't know if I want that, you too, trust me? Surprises? Yeah,
a manzillion? What what's a man zillion?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
They're not waxing you.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I'm not getting waxed.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I don't think they do that.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
They do like real like you know, injections, aesthetic stuff
like do they do BBL? Yeah, they do, well, a
version of that they do.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, you want you're getting if you want to, sir,
do you have a bb L? What is a bb Okay,
never mind, Well, thank you so much. We appreciate you
calling up.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
In the morning.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Coming up next on the new Mixed one or two
point nine.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
To you from the Take five Oil Change Traffic Center
in Parker County on westbound twenty at Ranger Highway. There's right,
all right, he's doing.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
For Candace Court. You get settle here with billions a
kid in the morning.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
God, we gotta start streaming this show on video because
if you could only see candas the way she's dancing
like fifteen blankets on. She's like, yeah, moving a show,
gets throwing up the dove with her hands. Oh it
snakes one on two point nine, Candace Court, I love it. Oh,
I'm sorry, all right, thank you for the honorable Judge

(39:36):
Candace Lopez. She's got her little mini gavel that Pooh
gave her the other day and she's ready to hear
your case at candas on air on Instagram if you
got one. Okay, now this is a good one. I'm
in a weird scenario I want to share with you guys.
I can admit this and it's okay, but my boyfriend
and I have lost the spark. He recently sat me
down and had a heart to heart conversation about something.

(40:00):
I should mention that he was genuine with it, and
he said, he's just not attracted to me like he
used to be. Oh no, oh god, what how do
you sit somebody down and say that? How do you
sit down and tell someone I'm just not that attracted
to you anymore? I would never I couldn't either way. Well,

(40:21):
she says, he said, I hate to say it, but
it's the truth and I can't help it. And then
he said something that kind of shocked me. He said,
maybe I should get a boob job.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
What.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I hate this guy. I don't even know this guy
and I can't stand him. Oh at first I thought
this was insulting to me. But I'm trying to balance
keeping my man happy, but not sure I want to
alter my body to do it. I know he has
always been a quote boob guy, He's told me that before.

(41:00):
But I'm just feeling all this confusion about things right now.
Could you please help and give me some insight? Candace Court? Wow, Candace,
I don't know your initial thoughts as a woman when
you hear this.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Why don't you get.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
With someone you don't feel the need to change yourself for?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
You know, things change?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
But come on, yeah, no, that's unrealistic. I bet this
happens more than we realize. Really, yeah, I would think so,
but that's your heart to heart.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
First of all, nobody should ever change their body no
because they feel pressure from a partner.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I don't know what else to say if you are
uncomfortable with that. Never try to please someone by changing
your physical appearance, right, especially in such a dramatic manner.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Come on, Yeah, the best advice I think I had
ever heard it.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I wish like I had.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Heard this more prominently when I was younger. Was it
just be yourself and the right person will find you. Like,
stop changing yourself and being whatever for somebody they're.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Not the one.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, and I get that. You know, sometimes your attraction
may vary to somebody, but usually I know for women.
It's now in his defense, the only thing I'll say,
Women are very emotional when it comes to attraction. Men
are more physical. Yeah, but that is something to me
that you would never ever even say out loud. Yeah. No,

(42:18):
it's unreasonable to me. I think it's just cringey, right.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
And her body, that part specifically, I'm guessing hasn't changed
since you met her. It's not like she had a
baby or did something.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Things change, Yeah, things change.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
By the way, I'm sure his body is not the
same as it used to be, right, Okay.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
But on the flip side, what if he what if
she told him to change something about him? Because I
know a guy, I do do a guy he used
to have a big nose and then he went and
got what do you call it rhinoplasty?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, because his girl at the time it told him,
you know, that's unreasonable too. Yeah, and I'm saying like
you can't, you can't. I mean, at least he was
being honest. He didn't go out and geet or do
anything like that. He told her. He's like, well, I'm
not going to give him credit for something he shouldn't do.
I'm just saying you shouldn't cheat. So you're not getting credit.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
I'm saying, but you don't. We don't know their relationship.
At least he was being honest, Hey, you know, maybe
you should do this.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
But this is not even from a health aspect of like, hey,
you've gained weight and I want you to be helped.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
This is I like this, Why don't you do that?

Speaker 7 (43:22):
Far?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, they then don't get a blow up.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Now, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
And honestly, someone having a big nose, And that's cringey too,
that she would sit him down and be like he
had a big nose.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
She had what she has.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, everybody's got what they got. Yeah, don't get with
someone if you don't like what they got, right, don't.
I mean, this is not build a bear. But nowadays women.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Are doing all kinds of stuff that.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Because they do it, because then and that's fine. I'm
not I'm not hating on somebody who wants to alter
their body because they want to do it. It's because
they want.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
To do it, So it's okay if they want to
do it, but you just can't suggest.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Well, yeah, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
If I want to get something fixed or change, like,
because that's how I feel about my body, it's gonna
make me feel better about my body, I'll do it.
But it doesn't sound like she has an issue with
her body.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
No, exactly, like Rich, she doesn't have an issue and
she likes it. End of story. Yeah, so I don't
know what do you think? Eight three three seven eight
seven one o two nine, But I think we got
a vertic Canda slow Pez.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
I don't like this. You're guilty of being a twin Peaks, Tim.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Why don't you just you don't figure yourself out, sir
instead of making her change herself.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Dude, he's guilty of being a Hooters Henry. Yeah, okay, okay,
really he is guilty of being a Twin Peaks.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
It's tough stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
In the Morning only on the New Mix one or
two point nine.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Coming up to Universal Kids Resort. I got a four
pack of passes. Just give me a heads up now,
so we'll do that in like fifteen minutes. Get ready, Canda,
slow Pas, What is going on?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Well? Costco is trending this morning after he class action
lawsuit was filed there being accused of selling protein powders
containing high levels of toxic metals and misleading consumers on
marketing them as good at clean fuel.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
So the people suing.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Say Costco failed to disclose that it's organ organic plant
based protein powder contains significant levels of arsenic, cadmium, and lead.
Organ says their products are safe to consume and that
while trace amounts of substances that occur in the environment
can be present and those plant based ingredients, the products
comply with food safety standards.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
But I feel like someone's always suing Costco for something.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Oh yeah, everybody needs a Cannis Lowpaz in their life. Yeah,
and this wouldn't happen because you just what we do
is poo and I just give all the stuff we're
about to eat to Canvas and she just looks at
the ingredients and rips it apart.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Well, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Mean, if you can't pronounce it, or there's like more
than five ingredients, it's probably not the best option.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
We don't know what's in our food.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I not only brought in sweet potato chips the other day,
and I was so happy to show her because I'm like,
there's only three ingredients. Yeah, it's like sweet potatoes, salt
and whatever. Oil. Yeah. She was like it was Candice
approved the FDA. I know.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
I go through Candace, you know if it's bad when
she goes huh hm no, and she goes hmm, yeah,
well it could be better.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Yeah, yeah, well it could be better.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
But you're making progress.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
If you can't pronounce it, do you want to eat it? Yeah? Yeah,
I'm like, all right, mom.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I still eat stuff I can't pronounce. I'm not perfect,
but I'm just saying let's be aware, you know.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Someone that, by the way, was suan Costco recently for
falsely advertising their rcs as preservative free.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Remember that there rotisserie Chicket.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Oh yeah, so yeah, someone's always after Costco.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Okay, well sorry Costco. I like Costa.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
I do too, Yeah, guys.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Dozens of residents at the Cambridge Park condominiums in Dallas
have been displaced because of a three alarm fire that
started overnight. This was at Skillman and Audelia.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Just north of six point thirty five.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
No injuries had been reported, but that building does have
significant damage. At least twenty four condos were destroyed in this.
I think they had sixty to seventy firefighters out there,
So thanks to those guys for responding to that.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
The cause is still under investigation.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
But there's still some you know, clean up going on
in that area, so definitely stay out of the area
if your morning drive takes you through there. And just
to heads up, guys, the Mega Million's jackpot is up
to six hundred and four million dollars tonight. That is
the biggest of the year. So if you choose that
one time cash payment, you would take home two hundred
and sixty six million dollars.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
That's amazing, What a great day.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I have never really played though, the power Ball. I
just don't know why. I just don't because as some
people playing so religiously, Yeah, they play the same numbers,
and then once you get looped in and you start
playing it like that, you almost have to play because
it's the one time you don't play it right where
your numbers are going to hit you you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, like my mom, she's played the Texas Lottery since
it started, you know, decades ago, and she picks the
same numbers every time.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
And when she's out of town, she's like, pick my numbers,
go play.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
My numbers once a week. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Well, because if she's been playing those same.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Numbers for so long, I get it she ever won.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
No, not a big one. I think she's probably one
like a tiny you know, I hit two numbers or
whatever it is though, Yeah, but I need her to
hit all of them.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Okay, I ask Chad Gbt what numbers happen hit?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
You know?

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Powerball?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Right? And then like what numbers should I play? What
numbers are most likely to come up? I wonder if
there's any use of that.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I mean probably So, okay, I'll do it. I'll go
buy the ticket today.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Okay, good, okay, all right, I'm kiando slop feds.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Those are your Texas top stories.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Let us know what you think.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
Here's today's hot.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Takee So who actually pulled this up because he saw
the story where this kid and a neighbor they got
in this big fight and it went viral because people
were trying to figure out who was that fault here,
like who was the one at fault where this kid
was apparently just riding his e bike, which e bikes,
I mean, some people are saying they're getting out of control,
they are, well you think so, yeah, yeah they are. Okay, Well,

(49:00):
I mean I have a couple so and I'm a
big kid.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Well are you riding them responsibly?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah? No, i am, and I think my son does
too for the most part. And you know, but they've
changed the law now to where it's like the it
has to be basically a Texas line I think is
under seven hundred and fifty volts. Oh, or it has
to have pedals, so otherwise you're gonna have to like
get it registered eventually, I think, because for a while
it's like a gray area of where the e bikes fall, okay,

(49:25):
because some of these e bikes do go fast, yeah,
you know, and some of the kids are crazy on them.
But either way, these two got in a fight and
people were kind of like saying this kid was a
little a little wrong for way he reacted to this
neighbor kind of going in on him. And I'll let
you be the judge because well, here. Call the cops
on you, and you understand what?

Speaker 11 (49:45):
You write that motorcycle in that park one more time,
and I'm calling the police on you. Do you understand me?
This is where kids play. This is not a track
for motorcycles.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Kids at school, they're not I.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
Just picked mine up. And this is not a place
where you ride now motorcycles. It's a park.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
You're doing it.

Speaker 11 (50:00):
Get I'm calling the cops. You understand all right? Now
I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I'm so scared. Wow.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Okay, So some people are calling this guy a chad,
you know, like a male Karen or whatever. Some people
are like, this kid is so disrespectful, but he's also
getting yelled at, so some people are trying to defend y.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Then you'd get charged with assault of a minor.

Speaker 11 (50:25):
You write your motorcycle again, and you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Says, who what if they don't catch me?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I live over here, Okay, I do want to punch
the kid. I also want to punch the guy too.
The guy's like, what if I kick your aya? That
you don't say that to kids, If you say whether
my son was right or wrong, If you say that
to my son, I got a problem with you now
assive because you're not gonna You're not gonna threaten my

(50:53):
son no matter what he's doing to be an idiot, right,
you know, So who's it fault here? Now? We don't
know if this kid was riding e bike like a
maniac or whether he wasn't. But did the guy, did
the neighbor, the mad guy handle it the right way?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
No, he didn't handle it the right way.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Clearly this kid was probably you know, riding too faster
in the park.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
I mean, that's dangerous. Little kids are playing in there.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
But there's a way to talk to kids to get
things done in a way.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Not to That's what I agree with you. And you
know what, I'm like, Hey, you pull this kid aside
and go hey, you're driving too fast. Could you slow
it down because there's kids here?

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
This is why I get you on to ride your bike.
You got to relate to kids. And I'm not saying
you should, baby, But at the same time, you can't
talk to them and scream at him right off the.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Jump, right, you're basically threatening this kid. Yeah, you know,
is that.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Going to work?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
But I would tell my son. I would tell my
son listen if this guy's going in on you like that.
Don't talk disrespectful no matter what. Yeah, you'll bring that
to me, yep, and I'll handle it. But you don't
talk back like that to anybody, to any adult ever,
it doesn't matter what you got going on. But at
the same time, when I was a kid, I remember
in high school because I like when you start to

(52:00):
get into high school and teachers start to treat you
like you're an elementary. I had a problem with that,
like you're trying to train me to be an adult.
And I remember one specific thing when I was a
senior in high school, and I was like a young
senior because I graduated a little early, so I was
probably like, I don't know, sixteen seventeen, we had mandatory
reading at two o'clock. Really, yes, we all had to

(52:22):
stop what we were doing and read. Wow, no matter
what you were doing, everyone, teachers, students, everyone stopped at
two o'clock and you read.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, it was cool. But the problem was is sometimes
you're late for class. I was late for class. The
bell rang and you had to stop what you were doing.
So I did. I had my book ready, and there
was a bench maybe twenty yards ten twenty yards away
from me and the hall monitor I'll never forget said, uh, nope, Billy,
stop right there, sit down and read. And I said, no,
I am, I'm going to sit on the bench and

(52:51):
he's like, nope, where the bell rang? You sit down?
Wo I said, I'm not sitting on the floor. Yeah,
and he's like, yeah you are, or where were you
in the bell ring? Huge fight about it. I had
to go to the principal's office because I refused to
I'm like, I'm not sitting on the floor. These are
brand new pants. Sorry. Have you seen this floor?

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, it's crusty a school floor. Yeah, it's nasty.

Speaker 9 (53:14):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I ended up almost getting suspended because I didn't listen.
And I thought to myself, when you're talking to kids
like that and you're being disrespectful and you're not treating
them with respect, yeah you can't really, I mean expect
it back, right.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Adults are supposed to set the example also, right, right,
So if that's how you talk, then kids are gonna
think that's normal and that's how we speak to each other.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
But are you okay with another person or parent disciplining
your kid if.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
They're putting people in danger. Yeah and this way.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
No, Yeah, you can't talk to my kid any kind
of way. But I remember growing up, anybody could get
on my case and my mom and dad didn't say anything.
Down at the Indus Street Ms Chronkoso, she would get
on everybody if you ran across her yard and did
something like that, and she didn't care, and she'd say, hey,
I'll spank you and tell your parents about it.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Like my mom would be like.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
No, you're not doing that, because mama do that.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Yeah, my mom knew her though, Like my mom knew her,
knew her so so she'd be like, hey, if you
see him, no back to the fool, snatch him up
and I'll deal with him.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Was coming back to the day where the kids were
get in trouble in a random stranger with Spain. Can
you imagine that now? I mean, does that still happen anywhere? No?
Maybe in Saginaw. Maybe who is trying to rage babe
me right now? Or something? Makes one on two point

(54:36):
nine and Build a Kid. Candice Sloan pants producer poo
Ellen's playing and he's just like, oh, I forgot to
tell you about Ellen. I'm like, well, he's trying to
get me mad about it. He knows that's my select crush. Yeah,
I understand. He wants to say something that's stupid or what.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
No, I know there's bro code and I know you.
You know you hollered at Ella first in your mind.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
But I saw this. I saw something online. You can't
have my celept crush. Why not, are you?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
He called her first?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah? But Ken just hear me out. I saw something
online about Ella and she's got a lot of Pooh qualities.
What she eats a lot? No, no, what she loves
old school R and B. Really, yes, I know that.
Of course I know that. I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
And she was singing it and I'm talking about al
Green like Smokey Robinson like I was like, she got
a lot of soul. Yeah, yeah, so she's potastic. I'm
just saying, like, back, you might want to watch out.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
You're an Ell fell out.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I'm starting to go that way.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
Oh here, yeah, you know, so I'm I might have
to put Sophia on holding.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Well, then you know what crushes Sophia Vigara. I mean
you know that's fine. Oh, now I can have her.
I mean it's okay, she's old news. What is her
birthday today?

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
What's going on you?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
I just found the fry deals though.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Remember I was talking about how it's a National French Friday. Yeah, yeah,
I guess there's like free fries at McDonald's and Wendy's if.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
You go through their app or whatever, but like lots
of places have them.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Chick fil A has a free medium fry all week.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I guess National French Friday. Yeah, today on a fry day.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
It makes perfect sense.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Okay. Top three of your fast food, your picks, your
go to best French fries?

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Okay, what is it? In and out?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Number three in and out is.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
In my top three? Yeah? Ok, McDonald's number one? These
you I'm ranked?

Speaker 5 (56:35):
My bad.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I'm having such a hard time with the list.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Number one in and out, number two McDonald's. Number three
is Chick fil a waffle fry. Okay, no, what Polynesian
top three?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
What are yours? Period? Okay, I think that's a good list.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
Number three would be Brons, Number two would be Chick
fil A, and number one.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I might have to go with. I like Cane's fries.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
They are pretty good.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, they're good, but I wouldn't put them number one. Yeah.
My number one.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Sauce is number one.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, and I did my fries in the sauce too. Okay,
you're gonna be triggered by my top three. Here we go.
Number three is gonna be.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
D q D.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I don't even know what their tastes like.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
They're okay, they're good, surprisingly good.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Number two's gonna be Popeyes.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Okay, do they have the seasoning on it?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I don't know, but they frying like chicken grease. They
are good. Don't HATEO. I'm not gonna hate on Popeyes.
And number one will be McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Yeah, okay, it's a classic fry.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yeah, that would be my top three top biscuit though.
Right there, I got to give a shout out to Bailey.
By the way, Bailey, we were talking about what is
oddly satisfying to you and so many people are hit
me up on my Instagram about it. At Billy on
the Radio, she has an interesting one she has. She
watches animal voiceover videos, NonStop animals, the.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Animals in the just living their life, and people talk
over it.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Talk okay, but the serious ones are the funny ones.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I think the funny ones I would assume I just
say had to Bailey. Also, Brenda had a good one too.
Brenda had a satisfying video. Hands down for her are
lawn mowing videos.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Oh, okay, you and my husband?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yes, does Eric watch these?

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
He does? Oh yeah, She said, the sound of the
sped up mowers and weed eaters is lit oddly satisfying things.
And she also loves bubble rap videos. I've seen that.
I've seen. I know somebody who actually sleeps with the
sound of a YouTube mower going to the background of

(58:47):
grass cutting and it's not Eric. Wow, is that oddly satisfying?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
I don't want to hear the mower.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Being a kid on Saturday morning and my dad's out
there on early.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Isn't that a good feeling?

Speaker 10 (59:00):
Well?

Speaker 9 (59:00):
No, I'm trying to sleep, Okay, I gotta.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Say how it's l it, Zell said. Oddly satisfying for
her is she loves putting her fingers in candle wax
and then peeling it off. Oh, I totally get that.
So you're just gonna scald your thumb and then just
rip it up. Have you ever done it? Yes, I've
done it on an accident. I don't do it.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Yeah, that's hot.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yes, no, but it feels good. A little hot candle
wax on you.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Oh look, okay.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
It's Texas Top Stories on the Tents with Billy the
Kid in the.

Speaker 8 (59:35):
Morning only on the New Mixed one or two point nine.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
It's Friday. We got a lot going on, Candas. What's up?

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, well, we're finally getting some insight on the economic
impact of the World Cup.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
The city of Arlington.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Says the impact has been far better than they anticipated,
even with only you know, one game left here in
North Texas.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
So I guess in.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
June alone, Arlington's hotel industry hit a record high thirty
one million dollars in revenue. Room rates jumped forty seven
percent during matches, and I don't think they've even gotten
the numbers yet from food and beverage, but they're estimating
that across the region those numbers could end up being
around two billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Oh, it's been so good for everyone in this area
because of the watching parties. I mean, look around Fair Park. Yeah,
all the FIFA fest has helped businesses around there incredibly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I wish that that area were more active. So this
is really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Yeah I know, me too, But I mean even think
as far as up in Frisco there's pubs doing watching parties.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
So it's been really good for us, and I think
it's just been good for the morale of the country.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Oh, definitely, definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
They also, by the way, haven't even factored in retail numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Yeah, so I'll keep you posting on that. I do
know that the mayor of Arlington is already talking.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
About a major push to get the Women's World Cup
here too, and maybe even the finals bring it, yeah,
which would be cool.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
By the way, the last match here is Tuesday, semi final.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
We don't know who's gonna play just yet, but.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Just to heads up, yeah, that'll be it, and then
we'll say bye to the World Cup.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
It's kind of sad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
It does make me sad.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Yeah, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Shakira says she's clueless at this point about how the
World Cup finals will squeeze her performance in with Madonna, BTS,
Coldplay and Justin Bieber. I thought this was so funny
because they asked her about it, and she's like, it's
going to be a shared halftime show. We'll get together,
we'll figure it out. But I'm really curious too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
It's like next week.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Yeah, so yeah, Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
That's a lot of artists for an eleven minute show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
It really is, yeah for them to not have rehearsed
or figured out, like you know who's performing with who
or when or first or you know all those things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Yeah who And I just have one request, just Shakira
just stays on stage at all time for real, just
for you know, just because she's so talented. Yeah, you
love her so much that if Justin Bieber' singing, that's fine,
but just leave the cameras Onkira.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah, I'd like to see her and Justin Bieber perform together.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I'd like to see her and hear Justin.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Okay, can you get a little special Sekurra Shakira chair?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah? Oh yeah, see it for Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
All right, guys, people are going to be paying attention
to Pitbull tonight. He's actually trying to set a Guinness
World Record for the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps.
This is happening at Hyde Park in London. It's going
to be streaming on his official YouTube. You said there
were people wearing bald caps at the show here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, when I went to the show at Dose Equi's. Yeah,
there was people wearing like women wearing bald caps and
they had you know, drawn fake goates on and it
was so funny, looking like weird. There was a whole
group of women that did it and it was awesome.
I like seeing people get into you know, not caring
about their appearance and just having fun and yeah, doing
like themes at concerts. That's a big thing going on.
Like I'll see people at concerts wearing all onesies, right, oh,

(01:02:45):
matching onesies or matching overalls or just you know, yeah,
just going as a group with just having a vibe.

Speaker 10 (01:02:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I liked that the Bruno Mars concerts, seeing everyone all dressed.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Interested we're dressed in whatever, you know his theme was
for that night. That's really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
I think it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Yeah, well, I'll keep you posted if he breaks the record.
It sounds like it's pretty possible. I'm Canda Slowpez. Those
are your Texas top stories on.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
This is Dirty Little Secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
I mixed one O two point nine Happy Friday, Spail
of the Kid Canda slow Pants producer. Poo your secrets
anytime you want, you just bring them, even if we're
not doing dirty little secret. Just reach out and say, hey,
I got one. I want to confess something. We'll set
it up. Maybe you're like, I can call in Tuesday
or whatever. We'll figure it out. What work around you?
Just confess and get it off your chest. At eight
three three seven eight seven one o two nine. It's

(01:03:34):
a non judgment zone. You have a secret. Now what
do you do?

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
I'm a construction worker.

Speaker 10 (01:03:39):
I I wear steel toe boots every day. I'm covered
in dirt by lunch. I can frame a house poor concrete,
and it's all I've done.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
My entire life. Okay, but my guys don't know, and
none of my friends know. It's every other Friday.

Speaker 10 (01:03:51):
I'm getting a manny petty that's got a pampering myself.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Okay, that's not crazy? Yeah, is it crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I mean that's more than I do it. But that
is a lot every other Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
So yeah, let me get the visual. You're a you're
a manly construction worker. You're out there. You know you're
pouring concrete. You're doing pooh, and I producer poo and
I don't know a lot of stuff about manly construction work,
not that much. When we know we could drive a
bulldozer or something. No, I couldn't. I couldn't do that.
I couldn't I do that. You can do that, so
you do it all. You can do it in your

(01:04:25):
whole life. But just having a manny and petties not
that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
No, it sounds like you need it if you're you know,
working with your hands and stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
Oh man, I mean I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:04:34):
The guys I work with, they would not be They
would not think that's cool at.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
All, So you hide it from them. Is there other
stuff you high? Because usually this is.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
I've gotten botox. I like to call it protox.

Speaker 10 (01:04:49):
I got six different skincare products use every single night,
and lately I'm doing red light therapy.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
I'm telling you it's a game changer.

Speaker 10 (01:04:55):
Okay, I'm still manly as ever, though I'm not saying
you're not manly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yeah, I mean, I'm taking you guys for a facial No,
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
We're going it's coming up, yeah to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Where's it at the aesthetic Society.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
We're going to. Yeah, Well, we're also not manly construction workers.
My hands are so solid to try to look.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Like a model either, you know, I work outside in
this Texas stunt all day. If I don't take care
of my skin, I'm gonna look seventy by the time
I'm fifty.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
Like half.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
My buddy's got to get a good point.

Speaker 10 (01:05:22):
They're making fun and moisturizer and I'm and i'm you know,
and they're looking like an old leather baseball glove and
I'm trying to avoid that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
It should not be a secret. This should be accepted.
And you know, And because I'm guilty of being sometimes
like I don't have a skincare routine. But Poo just
made fun of me because I told him I had
a serum that I put under my eyes. Is that
what it's called Canada zero?

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Yeah, sure, my serum, whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
It was expensive. It was like, well I thought it
was expensive. It probably wasn't in your world. Yeah, but
it was like twenty eight bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
That's that's reasonable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Reasonable that was to me. I'm unreasonable, but I did
it because it's supposed to make things look better. I mean,
I get petties every now and then. It's not enough.
So if your friends would freak out if they saw this.

Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
They ever caught me walking to the spot, I never
hear the end of it. So for you know, my
secret says between me, my addicition and apparently all you Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
That's okay. Are you are you married or do you
have a girlfriend or what.

Speaker 10 (01:06:23):
I'm a single guy, so I don't even tell most girls,
most girls that I take, you know, because I feel
like they're gonna judge me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Let me ask.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
They probably looking at you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Oh they do, probably right, Oh they can tell. Yeah.
Can you tell if a guy's had botox? Yeah? How
do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I mean, it depends on how good it is. But
can you tell a woman?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah? Okay, I feel like I can. But now all
women that have it are starting to all look alike. Yeah,
so it's hard to say.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
The trends that come and go with like placement and
where to put fillers, and yeah, I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Like people do it. They don't do it as bad
as it When it first came out, everybody was everybody's
doing it a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Yeah, it looks way more now now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
But does this freak you out if you're if you're
like he's single. Let's say you're single, Candice and a
guy has a skincare routine and he gets Manny pennies
every other Friday Is this a red flag? Is it
something you're into?

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
I mean, if he gets it more than me, then
I'm like, I either need to step my game.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Up or you're doing too much.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Okay, you know, but he has a whole skin like
he does in what is a red light therapy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Yeah, I'll take you guys for that too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Okay. Is that the mask and all that?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
That's what I do do? Yeah, it's good for you.
But they have men's versions of the mask too. I
thought about getting eric one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
So you just put a red light on your face.
What does it do?

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
It just helps like collagen and build your skin and
like color discolouration, all sorts.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Of Is it FDA approved or something? I mean, is
this like one day we're gonna look back and be like,
we shouldn't have put that red light on our face.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
I mean it's possible. That's with anything, you know?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
All right? Well, sir, you know what, from what I
know for you, I think that you should do a
Manny Petty day with all your crew. That would be
such a fun thing to watch. No imagine if you
took all the construction bros to the MEDSPA. Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
You could take them with us, surprised they might get
into it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Take them with us. We're going out. We're going to
the Aesthetic Society. You could. We'll all do a manny petty.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Day facials we're doing today there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
We're doing a whole day.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I don't know what it consists of, but we're going.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Well, we have some surprises for you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I don't know if I want that, you too, trust me? Surprises? Yeah,
getting a manzillion? What what's a man zillion?

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
They're waxing you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I'm not getting waxed.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
D I think they do that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
They do like real like you know, injections, aesthetic stuff
like do they do BBL?

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
They do, well, a version of that they do. Yeah,
you didn't want you're getting if you want.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It, sir, do you have a BBL? Okay, never mind, Well,
thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
We appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Call it up kid, Cannae low pants, pretty ser pood.
We're about to get out of here. Have a great weekend.
Whatever you do. It's gonna beautiful tomorrow today, hot sunny tomorrow.
Same thing. Game might rain on Sunday, but you know what,
that's not a bad thing. It's not one of those
things where it's gonna rain all day, it's gonna be
miserable and cold. So right, little rain won't hurt CANDUs.
What do you got planning to do anything fun? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
I'm taking my son over to a buddy to go
swimming today, so that's fun. And then I have some
cousins in town from Houston this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I haven't seen him in a.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Couple of years, so I'm excited to see them and
their kids, who have grown probably taller than me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Oh everyone is.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
So that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah, it's not many people. It's like candas towers over me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
No, no, no one, literally, no one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
What are you fall? Four ten?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
I'm five to two four Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Okay, she remembers, she round up around up two inches randomly.
Oh it's fine, sound good. No, the pool water is
getting a little too warm though. It's that time of
the year where it's like feeling bathy. Yeah, so I
might have to put some ice cubes in it or something.
I don't know. We'll see. Pooh, what are you doing
swimming at your house? Yeah? Of course. Anytime you want, well,

(01:10:11):
really clothes, you must have a swimsuit on. Let me
clarify that, Okay, I don't want pooh. I don't want
to walk out my backyard and see poo in a
speedo chunky Duncan.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
I got to do a couple of returns with my
fourteen year old Brendan because he leaves for camp in
New Mexico in four days.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
And my son goes to camp this weekend too, so
we got to get ready for camp. Got to get
your trunks ready, you got to get the checklist. And
of course he's gonna wait till the very last minutes
exactly to tell me what he needs, because that's what
fifteen year olds do. Either way, have a great weekend,
Be safe,

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