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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
On Mix one or two point nine and Bailing a Kid.
Candi Slopez is your producer, Poo. If you've got a secret,
let us know anytime. He went, just call us eight
three three, seven eighty seven one h two nine. We
started the show today with the dirty Little Secret. We
didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
But Pooh was like, yeah, I watched the Diddy.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Documentary and I guess it's his little secret that he
watches the Diddy Docs while eating cucumbers. It was such
a weird thing that he said. He was, yeah, I know,
it's just strange that that was the food choice to
watch the Diddy Docs.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Say that at six am. I mean, if you're not
here at six am, you're missing a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Six am is insane. I mean, we didn't even hear
how the documentary was. All we heard is I like
the cucumber.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It was good. He's like, you introduced me to the snacks.
I said, just don't slice it, eat it whole. That's
what he said.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But the documentary was good.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The cucumber of the documentary.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh man, Okay, let us know your secrets anytime you want, okay,
or you can also dm us at Billy on the
radio at Billy on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If you've got one, we could set it up. How
are you?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm good? How are you good?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, So this one is this is an interesting secret
because you think he might be from what I understand,
he might be listening right now.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh yeah, my brother he listened to your show every morning.
I thought it'd be a good way to tell him
about a ten year old secret.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh good, I like this so old secret.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's been a while when we were when we were
in high school, my brother would drive to his girlfriends
when he knew her parents were gone, right when they
were leaving. Yeah, and he he told me he'd park
around the block and cut through the back to get
get to the back of her house. You know, cut
on the block. Well, one night I decided to pull
a prank. I took a spare key. I was gonna
move his car and then watch him freak out down
(02:02):
the street. You know that didn't work out. It didn't
work out. I drove past her house to get to
the next street where his car was. I noticed the girls,
mom and dad were pulling back in the driveway right
they were coming back home for something. So I drove
a couple of houses down in part and a few
seconds later I could see my brother hanging off the
(02:22):
front balcony shot off. Yeah, he was jumping out because
the parents were coming home. So I took a picture.
I was cracking up.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You took a picture of him hanging off the balcony.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He dropped about eight feet. Yeah, he was hanging from
the balcony. Man and he dropped about eight feet. He
had no shirt on his car.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I wonder what he was doing. I don't know. So
you take this picture and he jumps. That's what I mean.
That's a steep little drop.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But I mean if you ever, have you ever been
busted and try to leave like somewhere quick?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I mean I could picture it happening. So he's out
of there.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So you bushing?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
What did you do to the with the picture?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, so I didn't, you know, I didn't tell my brother.
I stayed the pick for future blackmailing, right because we
had a best friend one minute and sworn enemies the next.
Kind of relationship, right, Yeah, of course. So a few
weeks later we were fighting and he told my parents
that I snuck out one night and I got in trouble. Oh,
so I took the picture. I drove to his girlfriend's house.
I left the picture of him hanging from the balcony,
(03:23):
and I wrote on the back I left it in
their in their mailbox, and I rode on the back
I see him sneak over all the time and signed
a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh so her parents would find out.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, oh parents found out. They called my parents and
he was grounded and my dad took his car away
for a month. No idea ten years later, he probably.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Knows now, well, he definitely knows now he's probably so
that's insane.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That is a I can't believe you kept the secret
for ten years.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's my brother, I mean, you know, but he's like,
I gotta tell him, well.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You get well.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I love the way you told him. I should have
had him on the phone. But I think he's working.
You said, either way. Now he knows, brother, Sorry, now
you know how that picture happened. Oh that's so funny.
That what good timing. That is just God working magic.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Well, good for you, and he's now going to know
that ten years ago you got his car taken away
for a month.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
But you can laugh about it now.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hopefully yeah, I'm laughing. Hopefully he's laughing.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You'll find out about five minutes when he calls you.