New Dirty Little Secret:I’m ‘Selling’ It… But Not "Really”

Is it really a lie… if you technically did what you promised?

In this clever (and slightly shady) Dirty Little Secret, a listener shares how he’s been navigating a classic relationship standoff letting go of something he loves… without actually letting it go.

After his wife pushed him to finally part ways with his very first car a nostalgic 1995 Geo Tracker he’s held onto since he was 16 he agreed to put it up for sale. And he did. There’s just one detail she doesn’t know…He listed it online for 99,000 Now, the car is technically “for sale,” just like he promised but realistically, no one is ever going to buy it. While his wife checks in expecting offers, he keeps a straight face, insisting there’s simply “no interest.” Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh react with laughs and debate, breaking down: Listen now for a Dirty Little Secret that’s equal parts funny, relatable, and just risky enough to backfire  and decide for yourself:
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Welcome to the dirty little Secret.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
And if you got one, feel free reach out anytime,
all right eight three three seven eight seven, one O
two nine eight three three seven eight seven and one
O two nine And also too, we got the results
coming up of our Ugliest feet contest or least ugliest
feet contest.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
We should say Pooh.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
And I both wore flip flops because he was talking
trash yesterday and said he had beautiful feet. Matter of fact,
that was the words I heard come out of his mouth,
that I had gorgeous ugly.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
He said he had gorgeous feet. I said, no, you don't.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
But I'm not flex and either I don't either, But
I mean I think my feet are the least ugly.
So you can go vote at mix one of two
nine FM if you want to go see those things.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Wow do it? Yeah? I mean Pooh looks like he's
been stomping around in chalk.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh yeah, really he does?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
His feet look thirsty? What about you with that little
dangling partisan what you call a pinky toe. He's not wrong, No,
I can't whoa candae.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I mean, it's fact he's got his own song hanging
by the move. Okay, your toe, but your your big
toe on your big toe and this is you can
go look at the pick.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm not making this.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
So your big toe has something going on, like it
looks like you got a birthmark on your turning?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
What is that? Did it get burned? Is it is?
It got a scar? Like? What's going on with your
big toe? Why is it marked up?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, your pinky toe looks like it's wearing a jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
He's got a small cape. Stupid, Oh that's your nail.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
He's got a tiny toe. Now just one. It's like
they're all like that one.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Don't jump in and don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
I'm just clarifying for anyone who's confused.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It looks like a little nugget.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
There's a lot of people that don't have a big
pinky toenail. It's actually be weird if you do. You know,
I don't expect a big pinky tone, am.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
But how do you cut it? You don't he just eight.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Three three seven eighty seven one o two nine. If
you got a secret, don't really have to cut it
that off. You just use sandpaper, just buffet out. No
sand paper. You need to use sandpaper on the bottom
of your feet. That's what you need.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Okay this weekend?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, all right, you got a secret, sir, Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, I'm technically not lying to my wife, but she
would probably be annoyed if she knew the full truth.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I like that, so technically I'm not lying in my
own Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay? So I still have my first car from when
I was sixteen. It is a very cool Geo Tracker.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Wait, you cut out a little bit. You have your
first car, your first car ever.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
My first car ever. I got it when I was
sixteen and I still have it. It is a nineteen
ninety five Geo Tracker.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh my god, I want one at out three weeks?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes, three weeks?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Why why my cousin Vernon took it back and gave me.
And that wasn't your car, you stole it. No, he
gave me a r X seven and stayed. But yeah,
I don't know what's going on in Pooh's life. Yeah,
what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Okay, we'll talk about that.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like Geo Tracker was my favorite.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
I want to do you remember the name, but I
can't remember.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
It looks like it looked like little mini jeeps.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, they were the coolest those in the Azuzu whatever
they want troopers, So you you have you still have it,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I still it's baby blue, it's got the rims. I
did everything in that car, so for states, road trips,
blast and terrible music with my friends, and uh, you know,
I I love the car. I love my wife, but
I have had the car longer. She hates the car.

(03:52):
Of course, he hates the car. It's just taking up space.
I don't have time to work on it since we've
had the kids. Blah blah blah. And you know, she's
not completely wrong. Obviously, life is busy, but you know
what I feel like that cars a piece of my life.
And when she's sagging me to get rid of like
she's trying to get me to get rid of a
piece of my life.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Run, I get that.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
You get it.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Here?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Well, I mean, is it in the garage? Is it
like outside?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Like I don't know. I'm just saying, do you still
drive it?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I mean sometimes?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
So you two are you fighting about this or what
I mean? Is it a big issue?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, so we had a huge argument the other week
and finally I said, fine, fine, Fine, I'll put it
on sale, and I have done that. It is on
Facebook marketplace with pictures, the great descriptions. But I have
not told my wife that my asking price is ninety
nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Technically, technically I did what she asked. It is for sales.
And if nobody wants to beat up nineteen ninety five
geo tracker for just shy, I have one hundred thousand dollars.
I cannot be blamed for that.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I mean, god, this is actually HYSTERICALI so you listed purposely,
ridiculously high.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
So people are like, dude, right, that's not coming up
in anybody's search.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
How much would you fit your childhood for it?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Come on, right, Okay, that's the value to you.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I get this. I understand.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Like there's certain things that guys hold on to is men, Like,
I'm also a hoarder, so I know it's really bad.
As I get older, though, I'm getting rid of a
lot of things. You'd be surprised I get them. But really, though,
there's certain things your first car as a guy, that's
such a big deal.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I know is a girl too.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
There's certain things we don't want to get rid of
that old baseball myth that yeah, well, I'll never use it,
but one day I might need it. Let me put
in the garage. It's not bothering you. Why is it
even bothering you?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Why do you care? Can't this?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
No, I'm just asking. Like, I'm a car person, so
I get it. I wish I had. My first car
wasn't mine, it was my dad's, and that's why I
wish I had it.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
But like, I don't know. I'm just curious.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, So you say, no, babe, it's listed. I'm trying
to sell it. I just I'm getting no bites.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
She'll ask me sometimes that interests and I say, no,
I can't believe it. No interest. I have a few
people like roasting me. One guy wanted to know if
it came with a private island.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I know what's funny is I was gonna say you're
gonna end up going viral over this or something ridiculous,
and then she's gonna be like, oh really yeah, ninety
nine thousand dollars huh right, Oh that's great. Well, I
mean listen, if you ever really want to sell it,
I might do that.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I might. I'm interested in me and pool split it. Yeah,
tracker boy, Well that's that's fine. I get it. I
think it's a it's a it's a wholesome secret. It's
not bad.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah yeah, I mean I wish my wife just instead
of feeling like it was a pilot junk taking up face,
if she was just like, look at it from my
point of view. I mean, marriage is supposed to be
a compromise, right.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, you're right, that's exactly right. It should be a compromise.
I'm sure she keeps some dumb stuff that you'd love.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
To get rid of that doesn't take up half the garage.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Maybe the compromises.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Put it outside with the car cover on it, get
it out of the garage, maybe go get storage.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
There's options. She just wants it done.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
She just wants it gone out of his life. Like
women take everything away from us that we love.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
No, thank you. All right, you might take away your motorcycle,
but that's it.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
No, trust me, that's how marriage works.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, Eric got rid of his motorcycle. Oh I got pregnant.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Welcome to the no fund zone.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Do you really need that.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, he wrote it like five times in two years.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well that was five glorious times. It helped his mental health.