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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Were you in the right hands?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I had two days of sunshine. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You know, I'm appreciative of it.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Man, hey, man, well you say you highly favored. That
means that you in the right hands.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
My brother, Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now I got overpass guys and I got Bruce.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Bruce hang it out with me, absolutely, Man. What's what
city you in?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Detroit?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Detruitt? Whoa my city?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I love the truck, man, I love the truck. I
just can't handle it in the winter. I can't do
it in the winter.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Bruh. Let me tell you, bro, I'm gonna tell you.
I was in Detroit one time.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It was so cold.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I've seen a statue with a coat on did you.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
When I said, player, I'm talking about a statue, was
like it was trembling and it was made out of metal.
That's how cold it was in Detroit. But everybody in
Detroit know how to dress everybody, everybody. Every time I
come to people something, I'll be.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Like, where did they get that from? You know?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So when I go, I go, I come to city slippers,
I buy the shoes, I steal what gators because I'm
old school and Detroit was the first city I went
in and I seen a brother in City Silicas with
a mink coat on.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A mink coat. Oh my god, I got to get
a mink Now, let me tell you this before I
tell you the thing else.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Man, I did have a couple of minks made for myself,
and a lot of minks lost their lives making this
coat because it was a big coat, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So I'm apologize to all the little minks out there
that is running around. I know your parents and grandparents, everything,
everybody's gone.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
But they made me a.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Nice coat, and the coat is wonderful. I was seeing
the mall in Atlanta with my mink coat on. The
lady thought it was a bear walking through the malls.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
And they tried to get the guards to shoot me,
but the god realized that's Bruce.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Bruce. I can't shoot him, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
So Detroit, Detroit is loved, man. And one other thing
I love about Detroit it don't matter what the weather is.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It can be a blizzard. If they of you, they
gonna come out and see you.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Absolutely and.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You know, if it's summertime, it's gonna be like freak Nick.
Absolutely absolutely, winter time, you know that's when the minks
come out.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You better believe it. I was in Detroit one time
and it was in this summer.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I had to open up for the time and it
was on the street by the water where everybody drove
their yachts up to the stage.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I can't think of what it was.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's right off Jefferson, Am I right?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But now it's the Aretha.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
And when I saw the brothers in their yachts, yeah,
pulling up to pulling up to the to the dock
and coming off. Man, God say come ride with us.
I didn't even know who they was. I just jumped
on the yacht. We just went out in the water.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Man. That's just how we do it, man, That's just
how we do it. And Detroit is love every time
I come out. I bet that Motor City.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I want everybody to come see me because the show
that I'm doing will not be the one I'm doing
when I'm my Netflix special, I ain't playing. This is
gonna be a totally different show.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Sure it's out right now either that number eight, it's
done very well.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It was leased on.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
March third, and I ain't playing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's right now, Bruce, Bruce.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
There's one thing that you said at the very beginning
of your special.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, and I know it's been.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like fifteen years since you did one of these specials,
right right, But Bruce, Bruce.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Before you do come to Detroit, you're going to have
to clear up this whole Chicago pizza versus Detroit pisa.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Now you know that. Okay, Our deep dishes amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know what though, you know what you are exactly right.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
And also something in Detroit that Coney Isllen will make
you slap twelve people.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Did you hear me? I heard you the Luisburger all that,
Oh yes, oh yeah. So we're going to clear it
up when I get to Detruit.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
We're gonna clear up that deep dish is Chicago deep
dish and let everybody know it ain't.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Nothing but peace. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yes, and I think you should bring outcasting them pimps
with you too.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh. I can bring it with me now. You know.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
All I gotta do is make a Carl the pimpser
be there. You know what I'm saying, ain't no thing
but a chicken wing. You dropping it into grease, I
get you a peace. You have to saying what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Warous.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hey me and you got something in common?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I believe we both are huge fans of Chicago pe
D and Chicago Fire.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Let me tell you something, man, if you talk about
Chicago PET, I would start a fight on stage.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I love Chicago p D, Chicago Fire. But Chicago PET
with Hank Boyd Henk is not no joke, son. Let
me tell you, han'k gonna let you know right there,
I'm gonna get you no matter what.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hanka. Just say hello, you know you're done.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
He got that, buys, Just do what I'll tell you to, dude,
like you know, you know, almost like Doc Rivers. You know,
Doc Rivers is Colach. He comes to the US.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay, you guys, let me tell.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
You Doc cannot talk to save his life, Doctor losses voice.
He needed to talk to a microphone or something. But
Chicago PD is the show to look at my brother, Yes,
and I'm waiting on one more show to come back.
They hadn't started yet, and it's first would occur in
the Godfather of Harlem. Oh okay, okay, I got to
(05:21):
come back. Man, those are my favorite two shows.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Listen. But you know, with Chicago p D, I really
miss Sophia Bush.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I need too. Yeah yeah, Benzy.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Just added something to that, man.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, Man.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Say a lot doing different things, Bruce, Bruce. I had
to put a ppo out on myself because I was
riding around looking for Lindsey.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I know it, man, Chicago PD is an excellent show. Man.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I don't know who the writers are, but let me
tell you, they're doing a wonderful job.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And I'm getting why. I'm liking this FBI show too.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Now Yeah, FBI, FBI, FBI Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
liking these shows.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, I agree with you. I'm a crime crime buff.
I like to see how not to get caught.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
They're gonna have to let me be on that Chicago
p D one time. I don't want to get killed.
I just I want to be one of the guys.
I don't want to be an inform either.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I want to be one of the guys they can't catch.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, I want I wan't hate to be like I
can't believe we can't catch this big guy.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That will be funny, you know what, be on that
same episode running defense for you.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Absolutely, we'll do it. You'll do it together.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, all we can make it happen.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So man, how was it doing this special?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man? I got good? Man, it was really good.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I did it in Chicago at a theater called the
VIC and it's a historical theater and it's very good
for just entertainment and just for shooting specials. And I
got to give the big ups to my manager, Adam Williamson,
because he did the one that kind of found this
place for me, and I realized, you know, he never
let me wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
And it was really really good.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And I did in Chicago because it's one of my
good markets, just like Detroit. And we did two shows
on one night, and every show was packed. I mean
it was packed from black, white, Latino Asian and everybody
loved the show.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Man. I don't think I can do is give big
ups to Chicago and to Detroit. That's all I got.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
The next one I might do in Detroit, that's gonna
be I'm gonna do another one in twenty twenty seven,
because I hadn't did one in fifteen years, so I'm
not gonna wait this long as time.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm gonna come back. I might do it in Detroit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Man, you know right now the world needs a laughter.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
So we need it. Man. We got we got. We
did it with some crazy stuff. You know. We got
a president with a shag and a bank.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, you can wake up in the morning and you
can smile. That's right, turned the TV on it, and
then it just all upside down.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Man, that's it. Yeah, because we got a president with
a shag and a bang. Did you hear me?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
That mean he got a bang? Did you know what
I said, Claire bangbang?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Those t shirts will be available soon, you know, all
for one price.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Absolutely go to Bruce Bruce dot com.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Absolutely, and my social media is at my Bruce Bruce,
all of them at my Bruce boos.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And this is what I want you to do.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Tell me your likes and your dislikes because if you
got something you dislike, I can fix it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's just yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I was gonna ask you about something too, and nobody
knows this, so this will be the first.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Time that I admit it out loud.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay, actually taking improv classes and I'm learning the difference
between short form and long form.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Form.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, Okay, Stan, you used to do a lot of
short form stuff where you just go out there and
you can just pick a preacher out.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do your get him.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, you know this going over here. She got a sparkly, shiny,
you know, Beyonce type dress. Get them, get them. But
now you're learning the art of storytelling. Now absolutely was
it going from short form form to long form?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
The thing is, you know, I always go out and
pick on people. I've always did that in have Toyd.
You could be shop as a tech. I'm gonna find
something funny about it. But I tell these stories off stage,
and my manager kept saying, you need to tell these
stories those stage. They're rich, they're good, and so that's
what I started doing. And come to find out people
loving it and I love doing it. So I'm gonna
(09:34):
continue to do my stories and I'm gonna continue to
mess with people too. So get ready.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, well, I love your stories.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Thank you, no Tang Bang, and I want you to
keep doing it. Man, you're very successful at it. I
look up to you, broh. I've been here for years, man,
I've been doing radio here for many, many, many, many,
many many many years.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
And that's all right, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
But I I love what you do, and I like
I study Chicago, p D Chicago, Man Chicago.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I study FBI FBI and I study all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
But then I study brothers like you.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You know, we are just great at storytelling.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
But at the same time, you great at short form
and get in that one person and I learn from
you and I take it and I put it on
stage concert.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You know, I'm just adding a living and I appreciate you.
So thank you, man. I want to give you your dollars. Man,
thank you for doing what to do.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Thank you, brother. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
If y'all haven't seen, I ain't playing that yet on Netflix,
go do it right now.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Let's let's move it back up. Is that eight right now?
Let's top ten, but let's back up to the top.
Let's go watch that right now.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Let's let's get a cony dog, you know, lousburger, some
better made chips, some press, because your stomach.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Might hurt a little bit after all sending all.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That grease and all that food, and let's binge watch
this right now.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Absolutely after you watch it.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You know that at one time because you need to laugh.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Absolutely, something that ain't gonna make you happy today, guaranteed, Bruce,
Bruce Man, I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You got anything else?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Go away before you go.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You got anything else coming up, anything else you want
to talk about.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I just want anybody to look at this special man,
because I tell you this and I mean it from
my heart. If you don't know me, if you've never
seen me, when you watch this Netflix special, trust me
when I tell you you'll fall in love with me.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
One more question.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Now, this question might be a slight bit uncomfortable for
you here as a brother.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
With long hair like yours.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Uh uh.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You know when I take my hair down, uh, it
hits things that shouldn't hit, be hit and make me
feel like there's something on me?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Do you have that problem?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I had a problem.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I just cut my I just cut about maybe twelve
inches off. I headed down to my thighs, and when
I kept feeling it on my backside of like some
it's not right right here, So I had to cut
it down on a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah. So I'm not alone, all right, No, you're not alone.
We in this thing together.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I kept thinking there was a fly on you, like
a big ass.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And then you just keep hitting.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
My head haird and get to fly, but then that
would hit, you know, the other side would hit, and
then I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Like, man, am I losing my Damn? I look like
smoky right now? Like you know, I just you know,
I just I just wanted to make sure I wouldn't alone.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know, we in this together.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I have social issues.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I got a brother here, so now I'm good.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
All right, brother, all right, man.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Taking easy, Bruce, Bruce. Everybody go watch this special right
now on Netflix. We're gonna We're gonna go do it, Bruce.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Let's do it, all right. When you come to town.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm gonna take you to get you some deep dish,
some Detroit deep dish.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I'll be waiting on you, all right, brother, all right,
good salute, Thanks Bruce, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
All right, man, all right