FNF Broad daylight drunken 3 way (12/03/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or Not Florida with crash Rock right.
It is a December third edition of Florida or Not Florida.
Here and we've got a contestant on the line. What's

(00:22):
your name? My name is Lauren, and good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
How you doing today, Lauren?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Are you doing sabtabulous?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well? Love that?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, three people are today's superstars of Florida are not
Florida And they were arrested this past weekend after they
were caught having a threesome okay in a supermarket parking plus.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, we're talking about Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now here's the thing, Lauren. It wasn't happening in the
middle of the night. It was about noon, so I
guess you could say it was an afternoon delight.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hell, no.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Afternoon to light right there with a forty five year
old woman, a forty three year old man, and a
fifty nine year old man. Apparently all three were wasted.
They were drunk and charged with disorderly intoxication in decent
exposure and luid conduct in public, all.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Right, and they had to pay taxes on any of
the tips that they got afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I all right, all right, Lauren, you've had enough evidence
thrown at you. It's going to be Florida. I think
I have to go with Florida girl, Lauren.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I am so glad you said that it happened in
the Keys. For sure.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
We'll take that one man that makes sense, that's on
a bucket list for a lot of people. That might
be a top five Florida and out Florida for the
state of Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Honestly, I'm surprised it wasn't around here. There's so many
places it could have happened, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, well thanks for sure the Lauren, congratulations you got
the tickets to join me at the ninety Rockets Hill
Day throwing down this Sunday, nine am to one pm.
Unlimited eats, unlimited drinks. Don't be copying our superstars of
Florida and not Florida. And here on this one. Now
we're gonna get roundy and rabving up for the boxes.

(02:24):
They take on the Saints at one o'clock with what
radio station that rocks The Bay, ninety eight rocks Baby