FNF Doormat Warrant (12/04/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird. Man, it's weird man.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro, or your cousin in Nebraska.
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock right. I believe we've got Brad on the line.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Where are you calling from, Brad Palmetto nice A Meado, Florida.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh welcome Brad.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
So today's story begins with our fifty seven year old
superstar Chris.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
See.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Chris was being investigated by police and had an interesting
novelty doormat that said, quote unquote come back with a warrant.
So guess what when cops showed up to talk to
Chris there took the advice and went straight to the
judge and got one.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
See, apparently Chris had been posing as.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
A real estate investor, creating big documents that made it
look like he owned a bunch of properties. Oh man,
then he used them as collateral, took out bigs to
buy other properties, rent those places, now pocket the money
and never pay back the loan.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
First rate con man right there.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Pretty much while their financial crimes unit was able to
execute a search warrant, and what do you know, satisfy
that doormat's request. He's now facing forgery and grand theft charges.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
You go full blown con man alias's business fake businesses.
Yeah money.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Let me know what, it might not have been so bad.
You know, maybe they wouldn't have been his sus if
you didn't have a doormat right there at the front
of his door saying come back with a.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Search worn this doormat should be cool, right, they can
deliver it in two days Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
With money he stolen.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
He gets some of the stolen money and buy it
here our Brad, all the evidence you're hearing. What's your
verdict on this? When Florida or now Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Gotta be Florida it is.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
You know, we have a lot of crimes like that.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
We've seen the guys that have you know, not hiding
here and then they're hiding and multiple situations like that.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
But sure enough, this one happened in Daytona Beach.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Creative doormat. Douche there you go, just head welcome, I'm
a douche.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Welcome.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Let just go away, you know, just go go away.
Kept it vague.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Congratulations, Brad, all right.

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