Funny Students & Cinderella Rule

Students can be funny. Dangerous Dave talks about a list trending online of dumb and funny things students and said and done according to teachers. Plus, the "Cinderella Rule", are you up to schedule some "fun" time?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please steeper in the den with dangerous day. You know
a lot of school kids are gearing up to take
their state tests pretty soon. That means a lot of
them are going to be stressed out teachers parents will
be stressed out too. So just for fun, Reddit ask
teachers what's the funniest, dumbest thing a student has ever
said or done. Some of the best responses include a

(00:21):
teacher explaining how dangerous UV rays were in sunlight, and
a student asked, if its sun so dangerous, why did
we build it. A student said that having a baby
boy or girl was determined by whether or not they
had an inny ar audi as a belly button. Okay.
A professor called out a student for turning in a
paper she hadn't written, so a student emailed the professor

(00:42):
c seed the dean it was hers because she paid
her own money to have it written. A student found
a teacher's master's thesis online tried to turn in parts
of it back to him verbatim. A boy in high
school thought it well, his man part was actually the
end of his intestine. And a teacher was going over
World War two when a girl raise their hand and
asked a completely serious question. Wait, England isn't a state

(01:04):
in the US. Wow. In the you know, there's three
types of people, those who are scheduling, not ay bedtime fund,
those who prefer to be spontaneous, and those who love
to have either of those options. There's a new term
making the rounds. It's called the Cinderella rule. Have you
heard of it? It's establishing a cutoff time for relations
to start on any given night that you wouldn't have

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to worry about being tired the next day. For example,
if you have a Cinderella rule that both of you
have to be in bed at eleven, so maybe it
would be ten thirty because you'll turn it to a
pumpkin at eleven once. That claims the optimal duration twenty
three minutes and forty five seconds, so at ten thirty
it'd finish and be ready for lights out and sleeping
by eleven o'clock. Of course, every couple is different. Some

(01:47):
people have earlier wake up times than others, Others need
more sleep, and or you need to boogey for like
two minutes before you're done. I know people like that. Obviously,
the Cinderella rule works easily with scheduled but it's possible
to still be spontaneous if you have a previously agreed
cutoff time. When you're in the mood, give some indications
that it's in the card, and then you'll have ample

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time under the Cinderella rule. One person said it works
wonders for them because it's hard to get spicy in
the moment you said. They're both so busy with family stuff,
work stuff, and household chores. It establishes a window to
work within hmmm, the Cinderella rule. I like it. So
let's see I get up at three point thirty. Let's
see how about six thirty PM two. It can for

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