Outdoor Toys & Single Luxuries

It's summer vacation time for kids, Dangerous Dave talks about outdoor toys to keep you young ones busy this summer. Plus, single person luxuries that we miss when we are in a relationship.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please sleep deeper in the din with dangerous day pull
a lot of the country school out already. Rest of us,
it's getting pretty close to summer. That means time for
your kids to be bumping off the walls looking for
something to do. Here's a list of the best outdoor
toys that keep them entertained for hours at a time.
Reusable water balloons. I didn't know that that was a thing,

(00:22):
but there are reusable water balloons. They're good for the
environment too. Stomp rockets. All you have to do is
set one up in your yard and watch it go
fly high. Just be careful of getting stuck on your
roof or in a tree. Walkie Talkies had these as
a kid and we use them non stop. Things never
get old. Just stock up on batteries, bad bitten or
croquet sets. Yard games are always fun. Bubble machines, especially

(00:45):
for the littles. Everybody loves bubbles. Nerfballs. Some are not
complete unless there's a nerf. Sidewalk chalk is another thing.
Be careful to rainstorms. It can wash away all the
hard work, but there you go. You get to start
again and blow up a kiddie pool for your backyard.
If you can't afford a real pool, just get an
inflatable one. Some of the best outdoor toys to keep
kids entertained. How about jarts? Do they still have jarts?

(01:08):
I guess they do, but they don't have plenty ends anymore.
Deeper in the you know, there's benefits of being in
a relationship, but also drawbacks, like not having to deal
with in laws. Stuff like that. Somebody on social media
asked what is a single person luxury that people in
relationships completely miss out on? Some of the best responses
making it online. Knowing the last piece of chocolate cake

(01:30):
you left in the fridge will be there whenever you
want it. Knowing things will be exactly where you left them,
like the kitchen scissors. Never having to discuss plans and
with anyone, no discussion on dinner, what to do, what
to watch, or where to go, never having to compromise
like on decor colors. Being able to binge watch TV
without having to wait for another person, being able to
do it absolutely nothing all weekend without having to explain

(01:53):
it to anybody. Other single person luxuries that made the list.
Using the bathroom anytime I want? Can't you use the
bathroom anytime? You want kind of a relationship, or you
in cooking a meal that lasts for a few days.
My wife and I still do that. This one person said,
now that I'm in a relationship, there's never leftovers, setting

(02:13):
a temperature to what I prefer, full freedom to fart. Well,
your relationship is in a bad place if you can't
do that. Being able to fall asleep on the couch
and watch something without having somebody tell you it's time
to code a bed like a warden in any time naps.
Another person said, coming home from work and being penciless
eating oreos, Well, I'm in a relationship. I still do that.

(02:35):
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