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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You want our lantern tickets? There up, Darryl in Bellevue.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Congrats, Daryl, going to do some A good old hockey
game is the best game you can't play. In the
best game you can't play. It's a good old hockey game.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is that a song? It is?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's a it's a good song. It's a folk song.
Stephen Foster, I think wrote that.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That's a lie. I made that up pop quiz though
Stephen Foster wrote what song? I have no idea. You
don't know, Stephen Foster. I don't know if I do.
Stephen Foster, like the the the composer, I don't know
everything breaking news, all right? Are you ready? Here you go?
(00:46):
I want to humme it and you have to figure
it out? Ready ready? Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's uh My Humps by Black Eyed P's right, No,
that's Paparazzi by Lady Goo Goo. This was a mistake.
I apologize. Can I get a can I phone a
friend as Oh Susannah, you los her, Oh Susanna And
(01:17):
he did campdown Races sing this song? Yeah see it?
Yeah yeah, Stephen Foster. Lets you bring that one back.
Why don't they remix that? You know a lot of
these songs are getting remixed and they're taking back Stephen.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Let's bring Stephen Foster back. Stephen Foster, also known as
the first American full time songwriter.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I want to hear a trap remix of Green Sleeves?
Did you don't? Don't? Don't give Little YACHTI any more
new ideas?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Now he would make it good. Come on, Little Yachty,
spits bars Man. Uh no, okay. Stephen Foster, anyway died
at the age of thirty seven. Didn't know this, So yeah,
I wonder if there's a movie out there. Did somebody
make a movie of Stephen Foster's life? Feel like that's
a good opportunity, first full time American composer. Guess what
he died from. I'll guest dysentery. Dysentery. It would have
(02:05):
been about the right time. He died in the eighteen sixties.
Oh did he get shot?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I can't find it. Oh, there it is illness. He
got sick with a fever in January of eighteen sixty
four and cut his neck when he fell in his.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hotel in the Bowery. Whoa.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He also may have sought to take his own life.
His writing partner found him still alive but lying in
a pool of blood, and he died three days later
at age thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That got dark. Yeah, that wasn't great, Camptown raising this.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Shut up, shut up, it's not nice, all right. Anyway,
we also got a thousand dollars winner today on the
varheat show Scott where he's got a winner? Is he
off to snide? Is that his first one this time?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I guess so? Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wait a second, Yeah, that was the Omaha got back
to back winner. Cat got one right before that. It's
a good day for cat dang. Good day for Omaha. Yeah,
good day for for kfa B. So let's get another one.
Let's just you know, icing on the cake. Let's get
one in this hour. That word cash see a s
H cash. Play that audio again to Biden. You got that?
(03:17):
You got that up?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I can find it here. Yeah, yeah, Joe Biden, this
is what he said about Trump supporters. That would happened, yeah,
all right.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Or Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware.
They're good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see
floating down there is just supporters his his his demonizational
scene is unconstable and it's not American.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, so hey, it's unconsfortable. He likes that word. It's
un American. He likes to say that too. Uh KJP
just did a presser earlier this afternoon said he didn't
call Trump supporters garbage, you're a fair art or these
types of things.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Did he did?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
He not?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He did, and then he obviously I don't want to
say obvious, but it's it hurt. It sounded like to
me that very very right after he said that, he
was kind of like he had a whoopsie moment where
he kind of tried to walk it into something else.
So he's trying to be funny. Jack Well, I think
that he noticed pretty quickly that oh, I just that
just escaped to my mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You know, I've done that before where you know, we
talked about that one guy, that Ryan Gerdouski, guy who
told the Muslim the liberal Muslim guy across from him
on seeing end the other night, he told him, I
hope your beeper doesn't go off. Yeah, that's not you
could tell him his face like he wished he would
have had that one back like right away. Sometimes you
(04:44):
just in the heat of the moment you're like, I
got a zinger here, but it doesn't land like a singer.
You're just like, Oh, that's going to come across as
an insult.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Ah, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's a bad thing to say. Yeah, it's a bad
thing to say. You shouldn't be calling other people garbae,
which I did have Julie say, I have a friend
who's picking up a bag of used used kitty litter?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh? Used used? Did she mean to put it twice? Yeah? No.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But I think the role of the story from this
email from this person is you can discourage moles if
you have this in a good spot. And even kitty litter,
which is used, can be utilized, is not trash. See
there you go. And that's the point. Garbage isn't all
that bad. It depends on the I had the beholder.
(05:40):
So maybe it is worse to be deplorable. It's absolutely
worse to be called deplorable because everything that we look
at is like, is there such a thing as garbage?
I mean, garbage is floating out in the ocean for sure.
Have you done the reath? Have you have you found
that garbage patch thing in the Pacific Ocean? That's not
near Puerto Rico. But there's like that floating garbage patch
(06:02):
that just like floating in like the way that the
ocean works. Like there's just a big patch of garbage that,
you know, like is congregating in the ocean, and they're
trying to figure out ways to kind of get rid of.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It, right, And I feel like that's more of a
sign of the human times we're living in because we're
a consumer culture and we just.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Made stuff that doesn't decompose properly when it Yeah, it's
it is garbage.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We know what Futurama did. They just blasted it out
into space. Yeah, we haven't.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
We don't have that technology yet, and we're not so
sure we want to blast it that direction because we
might be living there sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It blasted into the sun.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
What if people are on Venus? What if we're trying
to live on Venus? You know, when I accidentally hit
Venus with all of our garbage? Risk, you gotta take
you fire? Okay, let's just pretend. Let's let's take a
giant garbage cannon, fire it into the sky. How far
away would it get before it sets on fire from heat?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What it set on fire? Immediately?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
From what we need to ignite it to get it
into the atmosphere, And would it be far enough outside
of the atmosphere by the time the Sun has its
way with it that it wouldn't just come falling right
back down to Earth as like some sort of strange
garbage rain.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And also, if there is life on one of these planets,
can you think of a worst first introduction, like, hey,
from Earth, we just launched a steaming pile of on
fire garbage that landed in your backyard. I feel like
we would have I feel like we wouldn't apologize. Yeah,
knowing us, we probably wouldn't. Have you seen humans lately, right,
(07:40):
I don't even care where they're from. It's like you
should have been standing there. Yeah, we'd be like, that's
not garbage, that's uh, that was the present.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, that's a murr. Everybody wanted to know what murr
was the Three Wise Men found baby Jesus in Jerusalem.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well that's what murr is. Congratulations, we just sent you
a big ol'pilo murr murder. That's a fine.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sorry, are you trying to suggest that we have we
have the ability to fire this garbage cannon at somebody
and then potentially kill someone.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I guess it could. That's not good. No, it's not.
Once again, it's the risk you gotta take.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You wouldn't be talking about this if Joe Biden wouldn't
have called us all garbage. That's essentially the that's the
moral of the story. Who he called plenty of people garbage,
a lot of people garbage, not just you and me.
He called us all garbage, all everybody, all of Americans,
all of Americans.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Hey, and Kamala Harris is saying I disagree with what
he said, and KJP saying he didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Who do we believe? Who do we even trust anymore?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We should call this garbage gate, the garbage gate scandal.
What's going to happen next?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Nobody knows?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right, three eighteen, we'll have more on the way
here on news Radio eleven to take kfab.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Eh Maurice Sohner on News Radio eleven ten, kfab.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We're about to talk about something that is a true
insult to music. Oh wow, a true insult to creativity,
to the execution of same. And it is none other
than that Dan Osborn ad that we just heard. And
it's really pushed like everybody's hearing it, and everybody's talking
about it, people are posting about it, and most people,
(09:38):
I think, dislike it. But is it sticking in the
heads of people? Wouldn't that be the point?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So what you're saying is I shouldn't grab that for
a bumper.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, No, nor do I suggest that at any point
we take anything from any political ad and use it
as legitimate fodder for our show. I just can't help
but notice that this is like the thing people are
talking about the most.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You know what's weird?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Like why why are people talking about this ad so much?
It's because it is offensively bad. And look, I'm not
trying to sit here in like campaign against Dan Osborne.
That's not my job. But what whose idea was this?
To buy a bunch of ads and have somebody make
like a knockoff variation of Like it's kind of like
(10:34):
a country ish pop song, like somebody trying to be
Mitchell tenpenny up in here or something I don't like
who even who?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Sounds like it's a computer is singing it, Like do
they not find a good vocalist that they couldn't?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Just like you think that's AI.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well, if it's not AI something, they did a lot
of work on the voice. I mean, what are we
doing here? Like it's it's it's airing a lot. I've
heard it three times since I sat down today. Yeah, yeah,
what are you doing like you're in the lab over there? Yeah,
I'm looking it up because I want to listen to it,
because I have to listen.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
To it right now. Why not listening to it?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, no, not not for everybody just now you're channel
for that. No, because I have a theory, emery because
you know what song is stuck on my head right now,
Stacy's mom. I don't know why, because my theory is
maybe maybe, maybe, just maybe if you listen back to
it and you listen to Stacy's mom, they make it similar.
You think you think that's my theory? I apologize if
(11:32):
I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
The Dan you're gonna, you're gonna, You're gonna make fountains
of Wayne all of a sudden political Is that what
you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm listening back. Okay, what's the report?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, no, no, none of that, no humming Stacy's mom.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
All right, you know, not really not gonna. I'm not
gonna confirm her tonight. I know what I think. Yeah,
you think it sounds like it. I don't know. There's
a gray area here. There's all sorts of the fountains
of Sue right, And I don't want to you know
what I mean. I just like i'd like to, Like yesterday,
I'd like to plead the fifth through the twelfth. We're
just gonna go ahead and plead all those simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think only two of those would actually apply to
what we're talking about here, So you know.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You can't. You can't just plead amendments. That's not how
it works.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You can pleade an amendment under an oath, but really
only like two of them anyway, point being, would that
be like if we ran for office in American samo
Like we're planning to try to win a caucus or
primary in an election in four years?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Is that what we do? Like?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Do we just like do a Samoan style song and
just like sing it and try to make it as
catchy as possible. I wouldn't call that one catchy. I
there's too many words in there, and I'm not gonna
be singing that song. But there are a lot of
songs out there. There's a guy named JD. Ston who
was running for the fourth Congressional district in Iowa when
I was there. That's northwest Iowa. It's very, very red.
(13:06):
It's incredibly red. But he's a nice guy. And he's
a baseball player, you know, he used to play baseball
and stuff. So like in his his ads, they had
like a Davy Crockett knockoff song that was JD. Schulton
instead of Davy Crockett j D. Shulton, And it kind
of was like a knockoff of that song from the
old Disney live action movie from like the fifties, Davy Crockett.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Davy Davy Crockett, you know, like that. It was like that.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, And it was just like him playing baseball with
a bunch of kids. Like, look at this guy. He's
like an all American old school guy, right. I Mean
it didn't work, but it's like, hell, they wrote a
whole song and had somebody do that. Apparently they waited
until a week to the election before Dan Osborne deployed
that strategy. I thought he was a mechanic, didn't know
(13:56):
that he was into in the music knockoffs.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And I didn't know fountains of Wayne was in the
bus either, they're not. They're not. Anybody listening, they're not.
I didn't say they were. They're not fountains of Wayne.
I just said I didn't know they were. They're not.
But they're not right. You didn't know they were because
they're not. Where is k JP to walk back my statements? Yeah, KJP,
(14:19):
you're gonna call me garbage next time? No, I said
that you were recycled, recycled garbage.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, like like kitty litter that you put in the
yard so moles don't come in and take take you out.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I thought about that example from the emailer. That's not
garbage if it's being reused. That's what I'm saying. So
is their garbage. You're deplorable. I can't believe you're talking.
You know what deplorable means? No, shockingly bad in quality?
You know what's not shockingly bad in quality? Andrea Bocelli,
that's true now, Andrea Bocelley. He is going to be
in concert thirtieth anniversary and this is for Valentines with
(14:54):
their friends at the Omaha Symphony. That's Thursday, February sixth
at Chi Health Center in Omaha and you know what.
Tickets went on sale this week. We're celebrating. We're giving
them away.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's thirtieth anniversary of Andrea but Shelley. Let's go the
sixtieth Caller thirty times too. That makes sense because there
are two tickets to give away right now. So if
you want two tickets to the thirtieth anniversary show for
Andrea but Shelley for Valentine's Day back on February the
sixth with the Omaha Symphony, call us now sixtieth caller
four oh two five five eight to eleven ten, four
(15:24):
oh two five five eight to eleven ten sixtieth Caller
wins to Andrea Butcelly tickets on news Radio eleven ten kfab.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And rais songer. Nice. Nice that that's one of your
best singers. I've heard that was good. I got one
that was good. I got one. Uh no, how about
this Fear the Deer? Fear the Deer? Oh Milwaukee, Yeah,
there you.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Go, the Milwaukee Bucks. They got a winter Last hour,
we talked. We were making some jokes about the Dan
Osborne musical ad I had. I suggested that maybe there's
some AI in there somehow, and Tom when it hadn't
shot me an email and said that Dan Osborne song
is one hundred percent AI generated. I am a small
music producer who is dabbled in AI generated songs. It's
(16:06):
horrible and is generated from a short prompt and the
song sings.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I would throw anything Inna, Indiana did in you know
our friend and Andyana, our favorite AI singer songwriter. Anything
that she did probably is a little bit better than
what that one sounds like. I don't know, I don't
know who who checked that, or like, yeah, let's fire
that one up and buy a bunch of ads to
put that on there.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Dang, that's crazy. Speaking of those ads, apparently somebody send
us a talkback, Is that right? Yeah, So you.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Send a talk back by going to the eleven ten
KFAB station on the iHeartRadio app, and when you're listening
to the station live, there'll be a little red microphone
button you can click on and you can talk to
us about stuff that's going on. We had a very
interesting talkback that landed to us yesterday when we were
talking about some of this political advertising stuff. And here
we are six days away from an election. Do we
(16:58):
have a name for this one. I believe it's Sammy
K from undisclosed location. Well, I guess let's see what
he has to say.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Sam kay here. You know I've been quiet since they
came here in ninety two under the Witness Protection program.
But I'm wondering, since so many people have already voted early,
is it possible the candidate is still advertising, could cut
back a bit, maybe pass this on.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Ah, get off my TV, got off my radio. Everybody's
already voted. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I ah, yeah, if that's not that's the truth. Hey,
just wait it out. There's gonna be something else that
will annoy us. But those campaign ads, we've got lesson
a week. Now, we've got lessen a week.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
See, this is a moment for me that this is
why I should win the lottery, because if I did,
then I would bat buy up ad space on radio stations,
make that a spot and play it after every political
That's going to be very expensive. You better have a
lot of money. That's why I need to win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Hey, speaking of you know, local, and wanted to make
sure that we celebrate local. We're gonna have very special
guests in here. Momentarily, remember that monopoly conversation we were
having the Omaha edition of the Monopoly game.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, well, guess what she's here, Ladies and jets, we'll
tell you all about a next on News Radio eleven
ten Kfab and Maurice Song
You want our lantern tickets? There up, Darryl in Bellevue.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Congrats, Daryl, going to do some A good old hockey
game is the best game you can't play. In the
best game you can't play. It's a good old hockey game.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is that a song? It is?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's a it's a good song. It's a folk song.
Stephen Foster, I think wrote that.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That's a lie. I made that up pop quiz though
Stephen Foster wrote what song? I have no idea. You
don't know, Stephen Foster. I don't know if I do.
Stephen Foster, like the the the composer, I don't know
everything breaking news, all right? Are you ready? Here you go?
(00:46):
I want to humme it and you have to figure
it out? Ready ready? Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's uh My Humps by Black Eyed P's right, No,
that's Paparazzi by Lady Goo Goo. This was a mistake.
I apologize. Can I get a can I phone a
friend as Oh Susannah, you los her, Oh Susanna And
(01:17):
he did campdown Races sing this song? Yeah see it?
Yeah yeah, Stephen Foster. Lets you bring that one back.
Why don't they remix that? You know a lot of
these songs are getting remixed and they're taking back Stephen.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Let's bring Stephen Foster back. Stephen Foster, also known as
the first American full time songwriter.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I want to hear a trap remix of Green Sleeves?
Did you don't? Don't? Don't give Little YACHTI any more
new ideas?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Now he would make it good. Come on, Little Yachty,
spits bars Man. Uh no, okay. Stephen Foster, anyway died
at the age of thirty seven. Didn't know this, So yeah,
I wonder if there's a movie out there. Did somebody
make a movie of Stephen Foster's life? Feel like that's
a good opportunity, first full time American composer. Guess what
he died from. I'll guest dysentery. Dysentery. It would have
(02:05):
been about the right time. He died in the eighteen sixties.
Oh did he get shot?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I can't find it. Oh, there it is illness. He
got sick with a fever in January of eighteen sixty
four and cut his neck when he fell in his.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hotel in the Bowery. Whoa.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He also may have sought to take his own life.
His writing partner found him still alive but lying in
a pool of blood, and he died three days later
at age thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That got dark. Yeah, that wasn't great, Camptown raising this.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Shut up, shut up, it's not nice, all right. Anyway,
we also got a thousand dollars winner today on the
varheat show Scott where he's got a winner? Is he
off to snide? Is that his first one this time?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I guess so? Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wait a second, Yeah, that was the Omaha got back
to back winner. Cat got one right before that. It's
a good day for cat dang. Good day for Omaha. Yeah,
good day for for kfa B. So let's get another one.
Let's just you know, icing on the cake. Let's get
one in this hour. That word cash see a s
H cash. Play that audio again to Biden. You got that?
(03:17):
You got that up?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I can find it here. Yeah, yeah, Joe Biden, this
is what he said about Trump supporters. That would happened, yeah,
all right.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Or Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware.
They're good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see
floating down there is just supporters his his his demonizational
scene is unconstable and it's not American.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, so hey, it's unconsfortable. He likes that word. It's
un American. He likes to say that too. Uh KJP
just did a presser earlier this afternoon said he didn't
call Trump supporters garbage, you're a fair art or these
types of things.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Did he did?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
He not?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He did, and then he obviously I don't want to
say obvious, but it's it hurt. It sounded like to
me that very very right after he said that, he
was kind of like he had a whoopsie moment where
he kind of tried to walk it into something else.
So he's trying to be funny. Jack Well, I think
that he noticed pretty quickly that oh, I just that
just escaped to my mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You know, I've done that before where you know, we
talked about that one guy, that Ryan Gerdouski, guy who
told the Muslim the liberal Muslim guy across from him
on seeing end the other night, he told him, I
hope your beeper doesn't go off. Yeah, that's not you
could tell him his face like he wished he would
have had that one back like right away. Sometimes you
(04:44):
just in the heat of the moment you're like, I
got a zinger here, but it doesn't land like a singer.
You're just like, Oh, that's going to come across as
an insult.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Ah, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's a bad thing to say. Yeah, it's a bad
thing to say. You shouldn't be calling other people garbae,
which I did have Julie say, I have a friend
who's picking up a bag of used used kitty litter?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh? Used used? Did she mean to put it twice? Yeah? No.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But I think the role of the story from this
email from this person is you can discourage moles if
you have this in a good spot. And even kitty litter,
which is used, can be utilized, is not trash. See
there you go. And that's the point. Garbage isn't all
that bad. It depends on the I had the beholder.
(05:40):
So maybe it is worse to be deplorable. It's absolutely
worse to be called deplorable because everything that we look
at is like, is there such a thing as garbage?
I mean, garbage is floating out in the ocean for sure.
Have you done the reath? Have you have you found
that garbage patch thing in the Pacific Ocean? That's not
near Puerto Rico. But there's like that floating garbage patch
(06:02):
that just like floating in like the way that the
ocean works. Like there's just a big patch of garbage that,
you know, like is congregating in the ocean, and they're
trying to figure out ways to kind of get rid of.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It, right, And I feel like that's more of a
sign of the human times we're living in because we're
a consumer culture and we just.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Made stuff that doesn't decompose properly when it Yeah, it's
it is garbage.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We know what Futurama did. They just blasted it out
into space. Yeah, we haven't.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
We don't have that technology yet, and we're not so
sure we want to blast it that direction because we
might be living there sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It blasted into the sun.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
What if people are on Venus? What if we're trying
to live on Venus? You know, when I accidentally hit
Venus with all of our garbage? Risk, you gotta take
you fire? Okay, let's just pretend. Let's let's take a
giant garbage cannon, fire it into the sky. How far
away would it get before it sets on fire from heat?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What it set on fire? Immediately?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
From what we need to ignite it to get it
into the atmosphere, And would it be far enough outside
of the atmosphere by the time the Sun has its
way with it that it wouldn't just come falling right
back down to Earth as like some sort of strange
garbage rain.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And also, if there is life on one of these planets,
can you think of a worst first introduction, like, hey,
from Earth, we just launched a steaming pile of on
fire garbage that landed in your backyard. I feel like
we would have I feel like we wouldn't apologize. Yeah,
knowing us, we probably wouldn't. Have you seen humans lately, right,
(07:40):
I don't even care where they're from. It's like you
should have been standing there. Yeah, we'd be like, that's
not garbage, that's uh, that was the present.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, that's a murr. Everybody wanted to know what murr
was the Three Wise Men found baby Jesus in Jerusalem.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well that's what murr is. Congratulations, we just sent you
a big ol'pilo murr murder. That's a fine.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sorry, are you trying to suggest that we have we
have the ability to fire this garbage cannon at somebody
and then potentially kill someone.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I guess it could. That's not good. No, it's not.
Once again, it's the risk you gotta take.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You wouldn't be talking about this if Joe Biden wouldn't
have called us all garbage. That's essentially the that's the
moral of the story. Who he called plenty of people garbage,
a lot of people garbage, not just you and me.
He called us all garbage, all everybody, all of Americans,
all of Americans.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Hey, and Kamala Harris is saying I disagree with what
he said, and KJP saying he didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Who do we believe? Who do we even trust anymore?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We should call this garbage gate, the garbage gate scandal.
What's going to happen next?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Nobody knows?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right, three eighteen, we'll have more on the way
here on news Radio eleven to take kfab.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Eh Maurice Sohner on News Radio eleven ten, kfab.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We're about to talk about something that is a true
insult to music. Oh wow, a true insult to creativity,
to the execution of same. And it is none other
than that Dan Osborn ad that we just heard. And
it's really pushed like everybody's hearing it, and everybody's talking
about it, people are posting about it, and most people,
(09:38):
I think, dislike it. But is it sticking in the
heads of people? Wouldn't that be the point?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So what you're saying is I shouldn't grab that for
a bumper.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, No, nor do I suggest that at any point
we take anything from any political ad and use it
as legitimate fodder for our show. I just can't help
but notice that this is like the thing people are
talking about the most.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You know what's weird?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Like why why are people talking about this ad so much?
It's because it is offensively bad. And look, I'm not
trying to sit here in like campaign against Dan Osborne.
That's not my job. But what whose idea was this?
To buy a bunch of ads and have somebody make
like a knockoff variation of Like it's kind of like
(10:34):
a country ish pop song, like somebody trying to be
Mitchell tenpenny up in here or something I don't like
who even who?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Sounds like it's a computer is singing it, Like do
they not find a good vocalist that they couldn't?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Just like you think that's AI.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well, if it's not AI something, they did a lot
of work on the voice. I mean, what are we
doing here? Like it's it's it's airing a lot. I've
heard it three times since I sat down today. Yeah, yeah,
what are you doing like you're in the lab over there? Yeah,
I'm looking it up because I want to listen to it,
because I have to listen.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
To it right now. Why not listening to it?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, no, not not for everybody just now you're channel
for that. No, because I have a theory, emery because
you know what song is stuck on my head right now,
Stacy's mom. I don't know why, because my theory is
maybe maybe, maybe, just maybe if you listen back to
it and you listen to Stacy's mom, they make it similar.
You think you think that's my theory? I apologize if
(11:32):
I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
The Dan you're gonna, you're gonna, You're gonna make fountains
of Wayne all of a sudden political Is that what
you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm listening back. Okay, what's the report?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, no, no, none of that, no humming Stacy's mom.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
All right, you know, not really not gonna. I'm not
gonna confirm her tonight. I know what I think. Yeah,
you think it sounds like it. I don't know. There's
a gray area here. There's all sorts of the fountains
of Sue right, And I don't want to you know
what I mean. I just like i'd like to, Like yesterday,
I'd like to plead the fifth through the twelfth. We're
just gonna go ahead and plead all those simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think only two of those would actually apply to
what we're talking about here, So you know.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You can't. You can't just plead amendments. That's not how
it works.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You can pleade an amendment under an oath, but really
only like two of them anyway, point being, would that
be like if we ran for office in American samo
Like we're planning to try to win a caucus or
primary in an election in four years?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Is that what we do? Like?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Do we just like do a Samoan style song and
just like sing it and try to make it as
catchy as possible. I wouldn't call that one catchy. I
there's too many words in there, and I'm not gonna
be singing that song. But there are a lot of
songs out there. There's a guy named JD. Ston who
was running for the fourth Congressional district in Iowa when
I was there. That's northwest Iowa. It's very, very red.
(13:06):
It's incredibly red. But he's a nice guy. And he's
a baseball player, you know, he used to play baseball
and stuff. So like in his his ads, they had
like a Davy Crockett knockoff song that was JD. Schulton
instead of Davy Crockett j D. Shulton, And it kind
of was like a knockoff of that song from the
old Disney live action movie from like the fifties, Davy Crockett.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Davy Davy Crockett, you know, like that. It was like that.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, And it was just like him playing baseball with
a bunch of kids. Like, look at this guy. He's
like an all American old school guy, right. I Mean
it didn't work, but it's like, hell, they wrote a
whole song and had somebody do that. Apparently they waited
until a week to the election before Dan Osborne deployed
that strategy. I thought he was a mechanic, didn't know
(13:56):
that he was into in the music knockoffs.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And I didn't know fountains of Wayne was in the
bus either, they're not. They're not. Anybody listening, they're not.
I didn't say they were. They're not fountains of Wayne.
I just said I didn't know they were. They're not.
But they're not right. You didn't know they were because
they're not. Where is k JP to walk back my statements? Yeah, KJP,
(14:19):
you're gonna call me garbage next time? No, I said
that you were recycled, recycled garbage.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, like like kitty litter that you put in the
yard so moles don't come in and take take you out.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I thought about that example from the emailer. That's not
garbage if it's being reused. That's what I'm saying. So
is their garbage. You're deplorable. I can't believe you're talking.
You know what deplorable means? No, shockingly bad in quality?
You know what's not shockingly bad in quality? Andrea Bocelli,
that's true now, Andrea Bocelley. He is going to be
in concert thirtieth anniversary and this is for Valentines with
(14:54):
their friends at the Omaha Symphony. That's Thursday, February sixth
at Chi Health Center in Omaha and you know what.
Tickets went on sale this week. We're celebrating. We're giving
them away.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's thirtieth anniversary of Andrea but Shelley. Let's go the
sixtieth Caller thirty times too. That makes sense because there
are two tickets to give away right now. So if
you want two tickets to the thirtieth anniversary show for
Andrea but Shelley for Valentine's Day back on February the
sixth with the Omaha Symphony, call us now sixtieth caller
four oh two five five eight to eleven ten, four
(15:24):
oh two five five eight to eleven ten sixtieth Caller
wins to Andrea Butcelly tickets on news Radio eleven ten kfab.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And rais songer. Nice. Nice that that's one of your
best singers. I've heard that was good. I got one
that was good. I got one. Uh no, how about
this Fear the Deer? Fear the Deer? Oh Milwaukee, Yeah,
there you.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Go, the Milwaukee Bucks. They got a winter Last hour,
we talked. We were making some jokes about the Dan
Osborne musical ad I had. I suggested that maybe there's
some AI in there somehow, and Tom when it hadn't
shot me an email and said that Dan Osborne song
is one hundred percent AI generated. I am a small
music producer who is dabbled in AI generated songs. It's
(16:06):
horrible and is generated from a short prompt and the
song sings.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I would throw anything Inna, Indiana did in you know
our friend and Andyana, our favorite AI singer songwriter. Anything
that she did probably is a little bit better than
what that one sounds like. I don't know, I don't
know who who checked that, or like, yeah, let's fire
that one up and buy a bunch of ads to
put that on there.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Dang, that's crazy. Speaking of those ads, apparently somebody send
us a talkback, Is that right? Yeah, So you.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Send a talk back by going to the eleven ten
KFAB station on the iHeartRadio app, and when you're listening
to the station live, there'll be a little red microphone
button you can click on and you can talk to
us about stuff that's going on. We had a very
interesting talkback that landed to us yesterday when we were
talking about some of this political advertising stuff. And here
we are six days away from an election. Do we
(16:58):
have a name for this one. I believe it's Sammy
K from undisclosed location. Well, I guess let's see what
he has to say.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Sam kay here. You know I've been quiet since they
came here in ninety two under the Witness Protection program.
But I'm wondering, since so many people have already voted early,
is it possible the candidate is still advertising, could cut
back a bit, maybe pass this on.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Ah, get off my TV, got off my radio. Everybody's
already voted. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I ah, yeah, if that's not that's the truth. Hey,
just wait it out. There's gonna be something else that
will annoy us. But those campaign ads, we've got lesson
a week. Now, we've got lessen a week.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
See, this is a moment for me that this is
why I should win the lottery, because if I did,
then I would bat buy up ad space on radio stations,
make that a spot and play it after every political
That's going to be very expensive. You better have a
lot of money. That's why I need to win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Hey, speaking of you know, local, and wanted to make
sure that we celebrate local. We're gonna have very special
guests in here. Momentarily, remember that monopoly conversation we were
having the Omaha edition of the Monopoly game.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, well, guess what she's here, Ladies and jets, we'll
tell you all about a next on News Radio eleven
ten Kfab and Maurice Song
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