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October 7, 2024 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Trapping.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm the greatest league in the world.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
What are three times kill?

Speaker 4 (00:06):
The Beat of New York.

Speaker 5 (00:08):
Oh wow, what a Monday.

Speaker 6 (00:11):
We got an extraordinary Monday going on here, people, I mean,
we got a crazy Monday. It's a lot going on
for a Monday. Yeah, it's the Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Handleton Show on the k T Morning Crew.

Speaker 7 (00:19):
Hi Marie, good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (00:25):
Am I the only one that's clamming. I'm so excited
to get up with you.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
I'll I got I have to be honest with you, Marie.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
We have to talk about this because in all that
I've worked with you now for almost fourteen years, and
I'm not sure if I've ever seen that much cleavage
on you.

Speaker 8 (00:45):
Let me take the shirts.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Mama Marie goes to the naked cave and next thing
you know, she wants to show us everything.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
God lorry everybody, all right, Samantha Standard, director of all
things Operation with Us. Of course, Anthony the Pride, and
of course Astra Jakie is off today.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Astra, so uh, we'll.

Speaker 9 (01:07):
Be right.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
One three five k T to beat him near Colliywood
Hamilton this out if you miss Fraud Friday. This week's
Fraud Friday was a subject about pets. Like I said,
we're gonna be playing that this hour later on this hour,
almost three weeks of investigating with down and we got
to the bottom of this listener's problem and how she
was taken advantage of.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
By a pet scam.

Speaker 8 (01:31):
So disturbing.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, right, we got this woman's money back.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Absolutely, And because it's it's really going after people's emotions,
you know, you get tied to the little picture.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
Of the puppy and then and that's how they hook you.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Yeah, and this guy had a number different animal it's
not like he's just a pug breeder.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
So we get down to we get down to the
bottom of it, coming up later on this hour.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
But right now, let's take it over to astradlan Astra. Jakie, Well,
what are we three weeks into our show and he's
taken vacations to a Ruba to a Ruba.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yep, that's where he is.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
But let me tell everyone the way we uh, the
way we negotiated that he had this vacation planned with
his family long before we brought him aboard as part
of our morning show.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
So Jakie'll be back, I guess at the end of
the week. In Aruba. But with that being said, Astra's
in a great mood over this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh I am, She's so careful.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I can let my hair down and I could relax
a little pep in that step Astra.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
All right, let's go.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
To Astra down all things entertainment. All thanks, show Business.
I want to begin really quickly, sadly. Over the weekend.
I know we got a lot of Madonna fans out there.
Her brother died over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Huh, age of sixty three.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Actually he died peacefully in Michigan, surrounded by his husband
and loved ones. He was battling cancer. Now, they weren't
tight back in the eighties. He was actually one of
her backup dancers, also the art director for her Blonde Yeah,
for her Blonde Ambition tour and that was in the
early nineties, and also director for The Girly Show. But
things kind of took a turn in two thousand and eight.
He called her out in his autobiography Life with My

(03:06):
Sister Madonna. We got the full story up over at
page six dot com if you want to check it out.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
What else you got to be going on over there?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Well?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hell, Travis Kelsey celebrated his thirty fifth birthday with his
brother Jason and his buddy Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
They were at a comedy show.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, Taylor was not there, nor was she had his
Kelsey car jam earlier that day, which he did at
one point say she was gonna be at. But when
he was asked about her, he said, I know she's
coming in for the game, so I guess we'll have
to wait for tonight to see if she makes a
cameo at the game. Speaking of football, I means since
Jake he's not here, I'm just gonna talk about it.
The Wags, which you know stands for wives and girlfriends

(03:41):
of the Kansas City Chiefs players, they're gonna be getting
their own reality show on Bravo.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Apparently I heard about that.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Wow, yeh.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Obviously they want the cameras to be rolling to celebrate,
you know, a possible third consecutive Super Bowl win.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
The cast list is yet to be confirmed, but a
source told People magazine that Bestie's Taylor Swift and Brittany
Mahomes are not part of the.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Show at all, and on the point of the show filmed, I.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Know, what's the point then, so it's like a housewives
show with football.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, they're the football or maybe basketball wives or girlfriends.
The wives and girlfriends, that's what it stands for. Because
you might not be a wife, you might be a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
There's a basketball wives. I know there's a basketball wives show.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
They had a Wags for basketball.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
So this could be a little.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Talk Artie today, Anthony, a little talking help with the
sports here.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
So Anthony's not here. This is my one time to shine.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
A couple of days this week.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I have a couple of days to talk.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Also, Justin Timberley celebrated his twelfth wedding anniversary to Jessica
Beale And while performing at his concert in Montreal over
the week, and he gave her a special shout out
because she was in the audience and gushed over how
much he loves her.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Speaking of Justin timber like, did you see the when
he was on stage and the woman in the front
row was was texting?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
You see that who she texts?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
No, she was so enthralled with texting.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
She's in the front row, she's standing up and she's
texting so hard that he walks up in the middle
of a song, stops the song, kneels down in front
of her with the microphone and said hello, and.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
She doesn't know, she's so into the text like she did.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
She looks up, she realizes, Oh my god, that's justin
Timberlake kneeling down before me. And then as soon as
she reared her head, he walked away. And she just
goes crazy like she just lost the opportunity.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Horrible in the pit too, in.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
The pit unbelievable. Well that's what she gets.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's his dui stuff done or as he stood going
through it.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Oh it's done, Yeah, it's done.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
He's got to wear the vest. He's got to wear
the orange vest. What's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
He's got to do community service. He has to do
like a psa astra.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
A great job as always, sweety, absolutely phenomenal job, as always.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Entertainment.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
She'll be back, of course, seven minutes after the hour,
every hour throughout the morning show, right here on Kate
to you.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Still to come fraud Friday. If you missed it this
past Friday, Good break, Ma High It's one of three
five k T the beat Up New York.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
It's Marie, it's myself, Hollywood Handleton and the rest of
the k two Morning crew. They're out taking a break
right now, really quickly. We got a little surprise for
you again, Marie. Your last date Big Pussy, the guy
that looks like Big Pussy and didn't go well, and
you guys went to dinner and that all fell apart
because he was a slob and you didn't want to
see him any longer. I felt bad for the guy too,

(06:25):
because the guy sounded like a really nice guy.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah, the coffee was great, but it was when we
sat at the table it thinks crumbled.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Literally crumbled. Figure. And so what your kids are doing?
The kids?

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Your kids, because ladies and gentlemen, Marie has been with
me for a number of years. You know Marie of
course from War the Roses and now she's my co
host in this morning thing that we do. You know,
because Marie and I just did War the Roses together.
We really didn't hang out much together as far as
getting to know her. One of the things about Marie
is she just can't seem to find the right man.
And your kids now have gotten involved. Yeah, and your

(07:02):
kids enrolled you in match dot com.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Because I've and I've said this before, I'm really not
into the thematch dot com. That's social media dating scene.
I just but they really they kept pressing me and there.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
We'll do it all for you, mom and words.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
So you know, I mean, they want to see you
happy when you get older in life. And you know
they're thinking about twenty five.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Okay, you know it's going to be slim pickings pretty soon.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay, Well I got it. I got a call from Charles,
your your oldest son. Charles called me up. This says, well,
we found another one from mom, but I don't know
you want to I said, well, run them by me, Charles,
run them by us, and we got him on the
phone right now. You want to talk to the guy
before you go to the first date, Well let's do
it because I want everybody's opinion and let's see what happens.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
All right, Seemy director of Operations, y Sarantha. Do we
know this guy's name? Do we know his name? Believe
it or not? As Sean? Sean Sean are you there?

Speaker 10 (07:58):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I am, Hey Sean, how are you? Thanks for coming
on the air with us.

Speaker 11 (08:02):
Thank you for having me. That was good to be.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Had, good, good, good. Now you are also a member
of match.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
You saw our profile and you're looking to link up
with Marie, go out to dinner and see where I
can go from there. But we thought first, really quickly, Sean.
We thought, you know, we'd get to know you.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
A little bit.

Speaker 11 (08:21):
Sure, what do you want to know?

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Them?

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Well, why don't you? Why don't you fill us in
about who you are?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Are you a sloppy eater?

Speaker 8 (08:29):
Yes, that would be a hangout right off the bat.

Speaker 11 (08:34):
I'm not a sloppy eater. But I got hooked up
to this match and I didn't.

Speaker 12 (08:38):
I was kind of.

Speaker 11 (08:39):
Leery at first because I thought I was burned. You know,
I am all the singer and drummer in a band.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Yeah, what do you play?

Speaker 11 (08:51):
I played drums and we do a lot of classic
rock and blues.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah. Well, let me ask you something, Sean.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
If we were to ask you to Sarah, possibly your
future bride, sitting here in front of me, Well, what
I'm just I'm moving.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
For future very little date, very little future first date.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Our future first date.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
Let's just start there, all right?

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:15):
What would you serenade her? If you have anything lovely?
Something nice, something smooth? John?

Speaker 11 (09:21):
Oh, well, let me think I have a uh are
you by lingual?

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
No?

Speaker 8 (09:28):
But I love listening to Spanish.

Speaker 12 (09:32):
Well, are you not biting sexually either?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Right?

Speaker 10 (09:36):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Okay, not by lingual?

Speaker 11 (09:38):
Not bisexual because there's anything wrong with it, you know,
because it kind of increases the cancers of scoring for the.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
I'm feeling there's a little rock going on right now.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
All I got jokes, Marie, No, not happening. Wait, did
you hear the song before.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
You say a little sing?

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Can you sing us a little a cappella, little something lovely,
a little something nice?

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (10:03):
Okay, let me think I have got a song in
English and Spanish. I'll do a Spanish verse and then
into us quickly.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
I mean no, I mean we don't have all day.
I mean it's just give us a couple verses of
something that we do. All know you got anything?

Speaker 11 (10:19):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (10:20):
I think we said you told me you love me,
you told me, you said I'm going to love.

Speaker 13 (10:31):
You, even going I'm going.

Speaker 14 (10:34):
To die black widow woman? What who will your next victim?
Being black widow woman?

Speaker 12 (10:45):
Who will?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I think, Maria?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Why would you sing black widow woman to a woman
you're looking?

Speaker 6 (11:00):
What?

Speaker 5 (11:00):
What? What? Why would you even?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I don't get it.

Speaker 12 (11:04):
Well, I think the.

Speaker 11 (11:07):
Mystery of the woman. Yeah, you know, black black Liddle
kills her mate, and I think that's kind of exciting.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Yeah, you know what I'm thinking.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
I'm thinking we're gonna I think we're gonna kill the call.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
And thank you so much, thank you, this has been lovely.
I wish Oh no, you're saying no, you're saying hard.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
I'm just getting to like the guys. Wow.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Okay, Sean, thank you for competing on Who's Dating.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
I want to see if you make it past the date.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
God.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
All right, well one O three five K two to
beat up New York. We got Astra, she's coming up
the hallway right now. But before Astra comes on in
here with all things entertainment and what.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
You know, what we haven't done in a while is
one of the talkbacks. Could you do one of those talkbacks?

Speaker 5 (12:04):
You like those talkbacks?

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I do?

Speaker 8 (12:06):
I love them.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Let's go to the talkback on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 15 (12:10):
Good morning KT you crew, So about this karaoke? Can
you explain what it is? I have no clue, but
please explain what it is because I'd love to know anyway.
My name is Roseanne. Thanks so much, have a great morning.
We're enjoying you guys.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Can we make sure we get listener, Roseanne.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Let's get listener Rosanne a KQU T shirt, one of
those Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KT Morning Crew T shirts.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Can we get her one an please? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yes, no problem?

Speaker 5 (12:38):
All right? So what did you asking about karaoke? Yeah? Yeah, Roseanne.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Roulette Karaoke is a game we play here each and
every week where listeners help us decide who goes on
to the Grand Karaoke Championships. Right now, different singers from
the Tri State area all compete for cash and what
I like to refer to as the Grand Karaoke Cup,
which is being constructed now, uh, somewhere in London.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
It's in London. Nice, I don't know. I thought if
I threw in London it would be a big deal, Roseanne.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
What we do is we spin this karaoke roulette wheel
which consists of different eras right the seventies, eighties, nineties,
and two thousand and wherever that peg lands on the wheel,
the singer has got to pick a song from that
era right then and there. So these people, these karaoke singers,
our listeners, have to come very well prepared. And what

(13:29):
do we slotted for tomorrow's Samantha when Karaoke.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
It is tomorrow at eight twenty. So we hope we've
helped you, Roseanne, and thank you for listening again. Please
get her a cat, hi Astra hell Love?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Did you miss me? Y? We did?

Speaker 5 (13:47):
We did? So what's happened? What happened with the Joker?
Did due well? Did it do well?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
This well?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
The Jokers actually laughing his way to the top of
the box office because they landed the number one spot with.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Forty million dollars in the opening weekend.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Which it's enough for a win, but failed to live
up to projections of up to sixty five million.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
And I've been hearing a lot of mixed reviews. People
are saying it's not good. I didn't know it was
a musical. It's a musical.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
There's not enough Lady Gaga apparently for him, not enough Goda.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
So it only made forty something when they were expecting
sixty and at two hundred. It wasn't a one hundred
and ninety two hundred million dollars to make this movie. Ooh,
probably the first one made over a BILLI billion realised one.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, wow. So I asked her what's going on.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well, you know how Britney Spears had that deadbeat boyfriend,
Paul Solz. Well, according to his mother in law, he
took three of his kids to live at the pop
star's house. Now, mind you, this guy is still legally
married to a woman named Nicole Mansilla, who he has
five kids with. However, this past week she filed for
divorce after eight years of marriage, and her and her
mom are trying to get the three kids back that

(14:51):
he took. Not to mention, the mother in law also
claimed that he doesn't pay child support for any of
his kids, and despite this, he's trying.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
To move them all into Britney's home.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
And now the last thing we needed is see Britney
getting taken advantage of again.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I mean, this is getting ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
My goodness, husband, boyfriend, all of them, they're all taking
advantage of her dad. Everybody's been taking advantage of her.
This is why she's in the state that she is in.
And I feel really bad. You know, Keanu Reeves he
almost crashed does He made his professional auto racing debut
at the Indianapolis Motor Speed Now, as he was making
his turn, the actor swerved off the racetrack and onto grass,

(15:25):
nearly avoiding a collision with another race car. It actually
happened halfway through the forty five minute race, but luckily
he was uninjured and able to hop back in to
finish at twenty fifth place.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yeah, that's my sport, auto racing, open wheel Formula one.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
As you know, Astra was very jealous. You were at
Formula one in Monte Carlo? Was it Monte Carlo?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
It was yet Monaco, baby, Yeah, Hollywood was texting me
out there. I was like, I'm sorry, was this a
millionaire date that took you?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
No, it was actually page six that sent me.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, and I was looking for my millionaire out there,
but he wasn't anywhere to be seen. And finally, we
all know Anadelvi who was on Dancing with the Stars,
you know, the one with the ankle bracelet on her ankle. Well,
when she was being asked about you know what she
would take with her after the entire competition, which you
got a limitage said nothing. So now her partner Ezra
went and got nothing tattooed on his back, which I

(16:17):
think is so wild because that was her throwing shade
at the show.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
But I guess he loved it so.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Much that he's like, you know what, I'm gonna put
this on my back so it could last forever, because
I mean, think about it. They were dancing together, they
had a great time together. You know, when you get
a tattoo, it's something to always remember. So he'll always
remember the time he was with Anna Delvey.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Oh cool, cool.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Hey you kids out there using the word shakee? What
does that mean these days?

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Throw? Throw'm hearing the roll of the Hey, I'm speaking
a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
First like a little hate, like when you're throwing hate,
you're throwing the show like hate. When you're like subliminally
like throwing a little hate at someone like smack.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Term Yeah, okay, Astra, thank you, thank you, Astra, thank.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
You coming up War of the Roses on a three
five k to beat him near Collywood, Hamilton on your Monday.
What'd you do over a weekend, Marie?

Speaker 6 (17:14):
What was?

Speaker 7 (17:15):
I stopped over at Nears Tavern and then went to
October Fest with my son and we got a giant
pretzel and had a beer.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Flight, which sun which one of your sons?

Speaker 8 (17:27):
I went with the twenty year old. He did not
have the beer flight.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
I had the beer flight, and I shared my experience
with him even though he was salivating.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Big shot the listener Maggie, who was one of hundreds
of people yesterday who gathered on a one full city
block long table in Chelsea for the third annual Longest
Table pot Luck lunch party.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
They what Yeah, hundreds of people.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Maggie was telling me that it was an entire block
the traffic that cleared the traffic West twenty first Street
between ninth and tenthday, right, and it was the what
they do it?

Speaker 5 (18:02):
They do it every year.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
It's called the Longest Table Potluck lunch party.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
So what everybody makes food and brings it.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, that's why. Is this something that you would participate?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh no, no, I'm sweet. I cook for the whole
entire length of the table. Like that's a lot of food.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Hundreds of people, so everyone yesterday And this is according
to Maggie, I spent That's what I was on the
phone with. By the way, during the last song, she
was telling me that hundreds of people actually showed up
with their own and then would share their and then
they would pass it along like a potluck, and hundreds
of people would eat other people's food.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
That was prepared.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
What hard pass for me?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Now hard past?

Speaker 8 (18:39):
Am not doing that?

Speaker 7 (18:41):
Random people that I don't know that I'm not close
with eating their food. I don't know the off their kitchen,
what kind of foods they're making.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Hard note right.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Look at church potluck. I get it.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
But yeah, and Maggie, believe it or not, called me
from a hospital and she is.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Kid, Yeah, you.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Don't say, we'll surprise at the end.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
They're right, folks.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Will I was gonna say, go, have trust, believe in
your neighbors, be great, put yourself out there. And then
she tells me, after she told me to pot luck
story that her being in the hospital is completely unrelated
to the potluck and.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
I'm going there we go.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Then I go, wait, you're a sick You're a sick woman.
That's what I told her. You're a sick woman. Letter Maggie,
feel better. We're sending you a Hollywood Hamilton show and
the k T your Morning crew T shirt. We love
you for listening.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Coming up next, this postal worker who works in the
city delivers for you and I each and every day.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Got totally taken advantage of war. The roses next on
k TU and now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the
KTU Morning Crew presents War of the Roses.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Just and yes, yeah, well come to uh this morning
thing that we do.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
Hey, yeah, thanks for thanks for having Maybe that's.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
What I should have called the show kat Morning Thing, Hollywood, Hamilton,
Marie the k T your morning thing.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Good morning thing. We just do things.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
We just do things in the morning in the morning.
I don't know, we're stupid.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
His name is Justin and he is a male man,
a male person, and a male carrier.

Speaker 13 (20:29):
It's all the same as modern day. A lot of
people don't say male man. They say male carrier. Sounds
like a male person.

Speaker 11 (20:36):
I guess, all.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Right, because you would think you would take a male
woman coming up to you, you say male woman, yea,
or now it's male carrier.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
So like you deliver sleet, rain, snow, you're there delivering
the mail.

Speaker 13 (20:52):
Pretty much all. You might be surprised if it's too
much sleet or a snow. You might be surprised how many.

Speaker 11 (20:57):
People call off.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Really, you don't take some oath where it's like you
have to commit no matter what.

Speaker 13 (21:04):
Yeah, admit to not throw it, believe it or not.
Biggest part of the oath we do take an oath.
It's an official government, federal office, but it's basically to
not throw your mail in the trash. That's what the
old boils down too. Yeah, throw your mail out?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
You mean ballots? Yeah, ballots.

Speaker 13 (21:18):
The political mail is a big thing.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Do you know anybody that actually did that, You know
that actually threw ballots out?

Speaker 13 (21:24):
Not at my station. Somebody got busted. H somebody did
get busted hiding mail, but it was because she just
didn't feel like delivering her route. I don't think it
was politically motivating.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Wow, all right, he's got a problem with Hannah.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
Uh, he's been dating this Hannah girl who's a kickboxing instructor.
Old justin here mail courier needed to lose a few
pounds and he called her, and you've been now they're
having problems. Let's go over War the Roses and tell
us a little bit about Welcome to war the Roses.
Justin thanks for having me crazy a kickboxing instructor.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
Huh, how did you meet her?

Speaker 13 (21:57):
Not technically on my route because we're not supposed to
do kind of thing, but she actually approached me.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Okay, all right, Yeah, where is your route down fifteenth?

Speaker 13 (22:07):
A little bit of a square block radius in there.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Okay, all right, you're the first male carrier I've ever
known that's right in the city.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Uh, okay, So what happened?

Speaker 4 (22:15):
So she approached you?

Speaker 13 (22:17):
Yeah, I honestly assumed she was going to ask me
about where her mail was at.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
Must have been your mail bag that she found attracted. Yeah, hey,
look at the guy with the male pouch.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
The male bulk, the male bulge.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
We're stupid away all right.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
You never heard of any of your carrier guys to
sleep with any of your customers.

Speaker 13 (22:41):
Well, I've never known any of them that I believe
their stories, right, definitely?

Speaker 6 (22:47):
All right, So we got Hannah here and you guys
dated for a little bit, and then all of a
sudden incomes the ghost.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Why why do you think why, let's take a deep
reach down into your soul? Is it you? Is it
something about you?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So mean?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Why is it him?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Oh? No, it just sounds it.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Well, do you have any idea what why she suddenly
gone silent?

Speaker 13 (23:13):
Honestly, I don't really know. I thought, you know, I
was I wasn't in bad shape. I mean, you know,
I walked ten twelve miles a day on most days,
but I wanted to you know, it's him.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
It's him, definitely.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
He went over to the facility and she doesn't work
there any longer. Annie never knew where she lived, and
she quit her job. She's no longer working there.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Correct, Correct, crazy that that's weird.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Hannah.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
Yes, my name is Marie. I'm calling from Redroses dot com.
I'm calling to let you know that you have a
secret admirer that's sending you roses and I just need
to verify that someone will be at the address to
accept them.

Speaker 16 (24:20):
When are they getting delivered them out right now? But
I can be there in a little bit.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
Okay, Well, if you want to give me a time
on when do you think you'll be home around about idea,
I can see if the driver can drop them off
at that time.

Speaker 16 (24:34):
Yeah, I mean like four thirty or five should work
for me, all right.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Got it?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
And I cannot tell you who the person is, but
we have a special kind of deal here at our
company where if someone sends roses to you and they
don't want to be identified, you have the opportunity to
send them flowers back for free.

Speaker 16 (25:00):
Oh I don't know, I don't think I want to
send them flowers. If I don't know who they are,
you know.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Or if there's anybody else you want to send roses to,
you can send it to them as well.

Speaker 16 (25:12):
Can I send them to Keith? Keith on one eighty three.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
And that's okay, I'll get the address in one second.
But what do you want to say on the note?

Speaker 16 (25:23):
Oh? Thanks for fun lunches kind of work in the
same area on fIF okay, so a little flirtation around.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
And then thanks for the lunches.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Is that what the fun lunches?

Speaker 10 (25:40):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Okay, there it is lunches. There we go, there we go.
You're out? Yeah, I am so.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
Damn Hannah are you there?

Speaker 16 (25:54):
Yeah? Okay, So what's going on?

Speaker 6 (26:00):
You're part of this radio thing we do in my god,
this War of the Roses thing? Okay, to you. Justin's
been on the phone the entire time. Justin's been on
the phone the entire time, and he's heard everything. You've
stopped calling him back, you've stopped texting him back. You've
even possibly, I don't know if you've left your job,
your old job, you're kickboxing job over there because of him.

(26:23):
He's wondering why you don't call him back, and what's happening?

Speaker 16 (26:30):
What's the incentive?

Speaker 5 (26:35):
I love you guys, show.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Why listen to you?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (26:43):
Okay to you calling Justin back?

Speaker 16 (26:46):
So I want to know the incentive.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Okay, here's the incentive that we normally do.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
It's usually a massive five hundred dollars gift certificate at
shopping of your choice, which is normally Bloomingdale's, Macy's, doors
of that nature. In certain malls, we give you a
five hundred dollars gift certificate sports tickets for you and
one other person.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
The seats are normally really really really good seats, which
will negotiate. It could be sports tickets.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
It could be an event coming to town, could be
something at the garden, could be a concert.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, so this is what we're talking about.

Speaker 16 (27:20):
I'll this is great.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Wow, Wow, Justin is screwed.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
We're joking around and stuff, but we're dealing with somebody's feelings. Yes,
and he wants yeah, how uncool are you? You know?
Now I'm gonna turn on you. I can tell you
right now.

Speaker 16 (27:40):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
You got on his back.

Speaker 16 (27:42):
Gosh, I mean I didn't really think anything of it.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
And why didn't you return any of his calls or
texts because.

Speaker 16 (27:49):
I wasn't interested anymore. Like he's a nice guy, but
like he was just the Noah, you know, and his
punches sucked. That's so mean.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
But what was it about his ability that was not good?

Speaker 16 (28:05):
He had just terrible mind body connection, you know, like
he could never bring his hands back to his face
after his jab cross. He was always punching really low.
She couldn't even put together like a jab crossbook comboat, you.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Know, like he's a male character.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
He came to you for help and.

Speaker 9 (28:23):
Ja, I know he's doing the Lord's work. Okay, he's
delivering the mail. Wouldn't want to feel protected. I want
to feel like I'm like the smaller one in the relationship.
I felt worried, like I'd have to look out for him,
you know, like he couldn't even put a jab cross together,
Like that's a one too. No, you should have seen
his front kick.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
It was.

Speaker 16 (28:42):
It was embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
All right, let's go, let's go, great guy, I know,
let's go to Justin right now, Justin anything you'd like
to I'm so sorry.

Speaker 13 (28:50):
Well, the fat in my ears a burning. I'm gonna
be honest.

Speaker 10 (28:56):
Uh, I only went to.

Speaker 13 (28:58):
The kickboxing TOFF because I thought you were attractive.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
I don't really, I don't really get it. I don't
really get fired.

Speaker 13 (29:04):
I got dog spray and a taser.

Speaker 16 (29:06):
I don't.

Speaker 13 (29:06):
I don't think cause I wanted to go on a
date with him.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Hey, but it has been a month. How are your
jobs now?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Justin Yeah, it still suck.

Speaker 16 (29:19):
A right?

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Okay, okay?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
One oh three five K two to beat Off New
York one of the most asked about bits we do
our new feature from the people who brought you wore
the Roses. It's tired. Get fired. Get yourself fired. You
can't stain your job. You've had it, you're fed up
with it. Get yourself fired. I'll probably give you two
minutes forget a minute. I'll give you two full minutes.
If you can get yourself'll get your boss on the phone.
All right, I'm gonna get your boss on the phone.

(29:46):
And if you can get yourself fired within let's say
two minutes, I'm gonna personally pay you six weeks severance.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Coming up in minutes right now. But let's go. Let's
go to Astra without Jakie. Jakie's on vacation.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
She's sings breaking stories. What's breaking right now?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I am just beaming over here. Well, I don't know
how much you're gonna be smiling after I tell you this,
But then you get your mighty Because Young Miami. I
don't know if you remember her or not. She was
part of the City Girls. She dated Ditty. She's the
rapper that dated Diddy. She happened to be asked by
a fan to autograph a bottle.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Of baby oil. She was seeming.

Speaker 16 (30:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
She was leaving a club in Atlanta when she was
asked by a TikToker because you know, they probably wanted
to go viral. I mean while Young Miami was not
impressed about this, she rolled up her window and just
went on about her night.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Cardi B had to shut down plastic surgery rumors.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
A month after welcoming her third baby, she posted this
video of herself on social media in black leggings and
a nude tank top, and she was talking about how
she's losing weight everywhere but on her face. Now, of course,
people started to body shame her. They compared the shape
of her hips to a tooth.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Wrong.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
You just gonna see the picture.

Speaker 8 (30:54):
It's just wild.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
It does kind of look like a tooth. But she
did go on to explain she looks like that because
she's wearing.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
A fa But she reminded everyone that women can't get
plastic surgery until at least six months after giving birth.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
So what's a fa ha?

Speaker 4 (31:06):
You don't know what if?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I so fi is basically what us women wear to
hold everything in and we like suck. It's almost like
a corsett, but it's like for your entire body. So
it sucks you all in and it gives you that
hour shaped glass body.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
You just gave birth. Just be natural and let the
body do what it's gonna do.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
True.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
True.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
And finally, Drake Well he grabbed the mic at the
Nostalgia party in Toronto Saturday night to call out people
who are fake friends, which stems from his ongoing feud
with Kendrick Lamar, to to listen.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
My real friends are definitely in the building.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
You're gonna come to a point in life where.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
People you thought were friends, or people you thought were
close to you.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
They might switch up.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
They might stab you in a bag, they might do
a lot of.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Things to you.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I mean, listen.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
He made some valid points and he abruptly ended his
speech to play Beyonce's anthem me Myself and I And
I'm gonna say shout out to the real friends, because yeah,
your friends will switch up on you, if you know.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
What was it about? Now he's having beefts.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
So he had the beef with Kendrick. And then because
of the beef he had with Kendrick, a lot of
his friends started taking Kendrick's side. However, what it Yeah, so,
as he put it, his real friends were in the
building that night that he grabbed the mic to talk
about that, and he said, you know a lot of
times your friends will switch up on you.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
They're not your real friends.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Was he throwing shade?

Speaker 9 (32:22):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
If you're just tuning in, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Earlier, I was asking Astra because she used the term
throwing shade in one of her stories, and.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I go, what is throwing shade? By the way, a
lot of the younger people are using it now, and
I got no idea what to throw?

Speaker 6 (32:44):
And she explained what's throwing shade? Which is about what
Astra again throw?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
You know, hating on dissing right?

Speaker 7 (32:51):
And then Marie, was he throwing shade?

Speaker 6 (32:59):
All right, okay, thank you Astra, all, thanks show Biz,
all thanks entertainment. All right, let's let's get down to
the bottom of a Listeners just can't stand their job,
can't stand their boss. If they get themselves fired within
let's say two minutes, I'm gonna personally pay a six
weeks salary. Next I'm Tired, Get Fired? KT you Hollywood, Hamilton,

(33:22):
yell on the KT Morning crew. We're back on Tired,
Get Fired, Ladies Thurlow. Third episode in I'm Tired, Get Fired.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
This week, we've got Laurie on the phone. Hi, Laurie,
are you there?

Speaker 12 (33:33):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Laurie hates her job and she can't stand her boss.
Let's just start with that.

Speaker 8 (33:38):
Why why Laurie?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
He's such a schmuck.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Happy RuSHA shot up to your chest? All right?

Speaker 6 (33:52):
So all right, let me let me just hold on.
Let me just ask you a couple questions. First of a, Laurie,
you're in the automotive business. You're actually a new car
sales person, shall we say, correct?

Speaker 16 (34:01):
Correct?

Speaker 17 (34:02):
I met.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Auto mart Okay, I don't know. You probably know. It's
the New York Staple and I've been there about seven months.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
Now, let me ask you how long have you been
in the car sales business?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
How long have you been doing this?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I've been doing this twenty years.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
Whoa wow.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Although you know a little bit about what we do
here Laurie, here on the Hollywood hamiltd shown the Kate t.
Morny Crew because you heard it last week and that's
why you want to be on it this week.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
This is the deal.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
We are going to give you two full minutes. By
the way, we change up the rules a.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Little bit, Samantha.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
We are developing out We're a brand new show. We're
developing the no this feature that came back. It tested
very very well, but we obviously listened to a lot
of listeners. We got their feedback, We listened to your
feedback out there, and we're making some changes to Tired
Get Fired even though it's testing enormously well. That's the
way the radio industry works, all right. With that being said, Laurie,
with the new rules, you'll have two minutes to get

(34:58):
yourself fired. It's just going to be you and your
boss on the phone. When he says hello, there's gonna
be a clock and you're gonna have two minutes.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
If you get yourself fired by your boss.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Within two minutes, we are gonna grant you six weeks severance.
I'm personally gonna pay you six weeks severance.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Now.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
A minute and thirty seconds into tired, get fired. You're
gonna hear a ping. You're gonna hear a little ding.
That's gonna alert you to turn up the heat a
little bit because you only got thirty seconds left. Are
you there?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Are your breathing?

Speaker 10 (35:34):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (35:34):
All right? During the two minutes, Laurie. During the two minutes, Laurie, you.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Can't ask him or insinuate in any way you'd like
to be fired. You can't say I need you to
fire me now. You can't bring up family members. You
can't talk about his mom and his dad, and his
wife and his kids.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
And no violence, right, no violence.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I don't know. I love saying.

Speaker 16 (36:00):
If you're.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Like, I'm coming in tomorrow and I'm gonna stab you
with a knife, you can't no threats of violence.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Yeah, no violence. Do you understand what I just said, Laurie?
For your six week severance? Do you understand how this works?
Do you have any questions?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
I have a feeling Laurie is going to be able
to do it, Let it all out, everything that you
all depent up, anger, everything that you've been feeling with
this guy. Now's your opportunity to let it all out,
let it fly boom.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'm ready. I'm ready, and I understand.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
This is his cell phone he's going to be picking up,
you know, And let's do this, Lorie, come on, let's.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Get fire this, Yes, get fired.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Hey, it's LORI look I like you know what. You're
a real piece of work. You disgusted me. I have
been working in this industry for twenty years and I
have never dealt with someone as disgusting, unprofessional, crooked. You
make me sick. Stand to look at your face or

(37:24):
walk into that filthy, disgusting showroom one more time.

Speaker 10 (37:30):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the problem today?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
You don't what's the problem today? I have a problem,
and you have screwed me countless time.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
Your inability to close the shale is not my problem.
That's something you have to work on. You just a
little better at that.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Look. I have no problem closing. It's your leadership and
your lack of ethics.

Speaker 10 (37:54):
I don't understand.

Speaker 16 (37:55):
Why throw me in.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
The back of the showroom where you put.

Speaker 17 (37:58):
Like the sweetest, the best, lead, the hottest customers.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
You give to your friend Brian. He has on you.
But I see the two of you disappearing in the
bathroom every ten minutes with your friend Brian.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Whoa lines?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (38:19):
Please please the only thing, hey, glory, that's the only
going on your car sales every day. If you're that unhappy,
just quit. No, you're not bowling trying. You're not stuck here.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
You know the statisfaction of me quitting.

Speaker 10 (38:35):
Go somewhere else and get a job. I don't need
to coddle you. I have children at home. I don't
need to deal with you. You don't like it, either
come in or collect your troll dolls off the desk
and get out. I don't have an answer for you
at this point. If you don't like it, leave, It's
pretty basic. I happy somewhere.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Make a move that is a faction of me quitting.

Speaker 10 (38:55):
You know what, if you're that unhappy, I'll make it
easy for you. You're fired. Come collect your troll dolls. You're done.
You're done here?

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Who magic words?

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Baby?

Speaker 8 (39:10):
You're fired?

Speaker 5 (39:11):
All right?

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Let me explain what's going on. My name's Hollywood Hamilton.
I'm with a radio station called w k T you.
I'm the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the K to You
Morning crew. We have this thing called tired get fired
in a minute. We're gonna give you, uh, We're gonna
give you a pretty big incentive in order to air
this phone call on the radio.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
We have no idea who you are.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
Everything's been bleeped out, from your name to the automn
hall everything. Laurie had two minutes on my radio show
to get herself fired for six week severance. She's completely
out of your hair now. She wanted to quit a
long time ago.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
We just gave her the congratulate.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
No, I don't stand she's gone.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
I can get no.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Okay, listen to me. It's a radio skitch. She had
two minutes to give herself.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
You better not come in the office. After all, she
had to say she's gone.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
She wants to be gone. She will not be back.

Speaker 6 (40:02):
She's going to be back tomorrow, probably to collect her belongings.
But she gets six weeks severance from us and you.
She's no longer in your hair. She is an ex employee.
You have fired her on the radio. It is documented.
It's a wind it's a win, wig.

Speaker 10 (40:19):
And I won't have your miserable shower face to look
at every day. This is perfect.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I don't need to look at you either, Laurie.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Congratulations, you got yourself six week severance. Thank you for participating.
I'm tired getting great job boy you he's is he off?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Is he off?

Speaker 12 (40:34):
Now?

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Saman Yes, we have disconnected. He's been disconnected.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
You eroded? Wow, you came, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
You came in?

Speaker 8 (40:43):
Who barrels ready to ready to go?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Well? Did you hear how? He answered the phone right away?
He knew it was you.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
It was his cell phone, he said Laurie on the phone.
When he called, he goes, yeah, we know what do
you want?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Come?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah? I know.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
But it seems like when you heard the ping, you
had thirty seconds left. You heard the ping, and you
went right in for something about a bathroom and a
guy named Brian, and she turned up that he and
she turned up.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
FA true story.

Speaker 17 (41:09):
Thank you for the opportunity, and I got myself out.
I just have to figure it out. Who do I
talk to about the sixth week? And is that based
on what he's told me about the position or what
is that?

Speaker 6 (41:25):
I know? I know Samantha Standard, director of Operations, is
going to take you off the air now. We're going
to get you paid within within seven days. Okay, how
about that? About that KT KT you
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