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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Action.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my gosh, I'm just on the spot action. Oh god,
I just like hurt myself trying to do that.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Okay, no, but I will be Jenny just finished riding
the peloton.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
She is, Yeah, I did. I wrote it like I ride.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
That dick, Jennifer Kele. You don't you run that thing
for like thirty minutes that I know for a fact.
That ain't how long you'd be riding, Duke.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, you're right, that's very true. A and B.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I can't have sex anywhere besides the bed right now
because of my physical pain.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It is. I feel like I'm a seven year old
woman who anything I do.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Year old woman can are more flexible and you right now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But I had to let the man that I let
penetrate me.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Jesus, the way you phrase things, Jennifer, you couldn't even
think of the word man, and then you pivoted to
penetrate you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't know what I was doing there, but I
did have to let him know. I was like, no,
none of this, none of that, only in the bed, Starfish.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I didn't say that my world there.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Someone by the way, sent me a DM and they
said that they were listening to our live podcast from
last week, and they said it was like a whole
new level of energy that they loved.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So we're good in front of a crowd. A crowd
is a generous phrase. Jeny was like six people. Yeah,
but there were other people walking past.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh my god, checking us out. I didn't expect anyone
to come. We didn't even really promote it because we,
I'll be honest with you, we were so confused.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah about the event in general of miscommunication between most people.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
But we got it done and that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
We did get an email talking about it and it
says just wanted to chime in on the episode I
listened to on Tuesday about nudes on your phone. I'm
fifty three. I've been with my husband for thirty eight years,
so it ain't shit on this body. I need to
take a picture of that he hasn't seen. But here's
what makes me, or she says, pisses me the f
off about other people. So you're standing there holding a
conversation with someone about cute animals and they want to
show you a picture of some adorable casts or puppies
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on their phone.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now instead of finding the blank.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Picture first, then show you they start scrolling through the phone,
and then all of a sudden, it looks like they're
the main character in a blanking porn hub flick. Then
they keep scrolling and finally find pictures of cute cats
and start talking about it is if you didn't just
see them naked on.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
All fours of the bill though.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's like, bitch, don't start talking to me about cats,
you know, Dann wall I just saw. I didn't want
to talk to you anymore. What the heck do people
do that? Blah bah blah your nude separate folder. I
don't have mine in a separate folder. But I can
honestly say I don't feel like I've ever had that
happen where someone accidentally showed me a photo.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I've had it happen with a coworker. Oh god, that's
incredibly awkward. Yeah it was, can I ask it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But it wasn't someone like younger that it felt like.
It was like there range and I think they tried
to look that it was like years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Hmm. Oh no, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
There's just certain people that I try not to like
or look at their phones.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
If someone's got a staty phone.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I really am like if they hand me their
phone for something, I'm like, nope, you just you give
it to me for whatever I need, don't. I don't
want to hold onto this. I don't need to see anything.
So yeah, no, it's weird. It is very strange. Also,
I might just be what's up?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Thanks for the email? Bokay.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Also I have to say that I don't how do
you put it in a separate folder and not deleted
from like your main folder.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So you can have like hidden folders on your phone
like an owl?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
And you can do okay, so at the top you
can put it in an album like.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
The where the little dots are.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, you can move it and add to a different album.
But what I haven't figured out with that is or
maybe you can put this hide thing on This photo
will be hidden, but you can find it a hidden album.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh, so you hit the little that do that?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh, we're moving it to an album because what I've noticed,
when you move to an album, I can't delete it
from the main one because then it just deletes it
from that album. So if I have like travel photos,
i'd put them in a travel folder. But so you
do hide photo? But now, oh, now I gotta unhide it.
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I just hit a photo. Where is my hidden folder?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't know, wouldn't, wouldn't. Oh, you're right, it probably
doesn't say hidden folder.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Elections and then you look for hidden and then view album.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Unhide it.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Oh my god, I already have a hidden folder. Do
you know what's in the hidden folder? What? Two photos
of Jake's butt, one of his dick, and then this
photo of me.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh, that's a hot photo of you.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's me on my stomach laying out and it's in
a swimsuit and it's my butt.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That is a great photo. But and I was gonna
post it, but.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Then I was like, no, because that's clearly me begging
for attention, So I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Going to do it. Isn't that what every photo on
Instagram is? Some are more you could claim or less
about that. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
By the way, you guys posted a hilarious video the
other day, like that trend that's going around, and I
was like, Jesus, fuck, go look at it. It's like
the Morning Show video where they're laughing to the boss's
face but then they're crying.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Were even wearing a bra I was wearing a bra,
but my boobs have been extra big lately.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
They were Jagi City told I'm like, she's wearing a
Mormon dress and still had them big old titties flopping.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So I took that well.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
First, Vaughn took the angle of me at at an
angle that was so unflattering. I had twelve chins, and
I go, absolutely not give it to me. So I
put it right in front of my face instead of
the side profile that he was getting. And even the
side profile, the boobs were a bouncing yeah. And I
did it right in front of my face. I was like,
just let me do it. And then I looked back
at it and I was like, fuck it, I don't
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care whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Let it be. I let it be.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
At this point, speaking though, of social media, so I
don't know if you saw this or not, but there's
a post I did from Tina's where it was you
and I are the first photo on it, and then
it's just like a bunch of like twenty other photos whatever,
and someone had commented on it and was like, oh,
these are really great photos, but Jenny needs to cover
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up her boobs. It's really desperate, and I think it's
funny because I think she thought it was your post
because you're the first photo in it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But of course I got the.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Notification about it because it's my post, and so I
had to I had to say something because I could
just say it. All I said was like, I love
being desperate with a smiley face.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Good for you, and then good for you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
If she went and deleted her comment, yeah, pretty much
right away because she realized what yeah, yeah, that I saw.
It was not necessary. It was unnecessary. And it's also
just like a conversation that comes up constantly where if
any other person with boobs that are like not ginormous
was wearing the outfits I was wearing, they would not
be slutshained for it. I have giant boob. It was
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Punta Kana. It was hot as titties out there, truly
all U punintended. And yeah, the girls were out, they
were out, they were out.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
So heaven forbidden.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And I was in a bikini too, also pretty normal
for a beach vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It is, yeah, but whatever. Anyways, moving on.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
We can quickly now that we're like a little bit
in we want to make sure that the people that
attend our live podcast are true podcast listeners. Yes, so
there are limited seats. Do you remember how many it is?
It's like twenty or thirty. It's it's something like twenty
or thirty so maybe I wrong or forty, somewhere between
(07:39):
twenty and forty people. So it is capped because there
are only so many people that can attend obviously, or
so they can fit in there with chairs. And so
here are some details before you email us, because there
is a code word. Our event will be March twenty eighth,
which is a Saturday. Double check that that is the Saturday.
(08:00):
It's a Saturday, eleven thirty am to one pm. So
our podcast portion will be the same as always where
it's about a thirty minute podcast and the rest of
the time will be just like letting people get there
because inevitably someone's always late, right, and also they will
It will be at Top ten Liquors. It's at their
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Roseville location which is sixteen eleven County Road Sea West
in Roseville. They will you'll be able to sample things,
but like the owner wants to make it very clear,
like you're not getting a full wine glass, like you're
getting a little dixie cup communion style.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Hit your lips. But this is a way you could ask.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Questions too, if you've had if you've been curious about
like THHC beverages or wine recommendations and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
So it's just nice, I think, And you have to just.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Please please please make sure you one thousand percent can
come because since we have such limited seats, like what
happens at every event Jenny and I host. She'll host
a fit club. I used to host book club. People
sign up immediately because they want to get a spot
because they're excited, and then they'll cancel the day before
and say, hey, share my past with someone else. Well,
(09:13):
now it's too late, you know. And so I know
that emergencies come up, but I did find that emergencies
really came up all the time. So just I don't
want to you know, you know what I'm saying. I
don't have to be a parent about it. But you
will email us and tell us your name, and then
if you want a plus one, you can only do
a plus one, and then you have to use the
(09:37):
code word Jenny, would you like to share Jenny pick
to the code word potatoes.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And who should they email you and me?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
If you couldn't do fallin Fallin at katiwb dot com
and Jenny at katiewb dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We will email you back.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
If you are confirmed or if you are on a
wait list, send in the email what the dates and
the time and the addresses, just because so you don't
have to go back and listen to this.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
But the most important part, we.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Won't get a response immediately because this podcast we posted
at like one am, so basically later.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Give us a little way, you know, just wake up
first and all maga stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But potatoes is your keyword.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
And we hope to see you that. We would be
honored for you to attend our live podcast event.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Can I tell you why did you pick that name?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Me?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Or what word?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
This is very random, but there is someone So the
Morning Show does something called The Minnesota Goodbye, which is
another podcast, and there's a girl named Ranger Jessica we
call her who tells us all these fun facts. And
today we were talking about so I have an little
mouse friend in my house again. So the other day
we're talking about rodents and Bailey was asking questions about rodents.
So Jessica email then with all kinds of information and
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why we find so much mice poop in the house
because I was like, god, bunnies and mice and all
these rods and.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Say poop so much.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So she kind of explained that, but then she went
on to say that kapy baras are also rodents, and
they're like one hundred to one hundred and fifty pound
rodents and they poop crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
They poop up to.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Two hundred times a day, all right, and they're poop
and potato sized poop. This isn't like what you think
with like mice and bunnies. This is like actual, like
big old dumps.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh my god. So anyways, that's why I thought.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Of pay Yeah, you're welcome, okay, since you've opened the
door to weird animal stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I want to say there could be a trigger warning
in this, okay, And I don't know how to explain it,
but if you want just to know that there could
be a trigger warning, okay. I don't know what my
algorithm is and I don't want to know, but I
somehow ended up on the story of Peter the Dolphin.
In the nineteen sixties, there was a NASA experiment with dolphins,
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and again I like to give trigger warnings here.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
There are a couple of things that would cause triggers potentially.
So scientists thought that they could get dolphins to speak
English because they're incredibly intelligent animals, right. So there was
this facility and it was like kind of like half
in the water, half not, so that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They'd have access. It's a female scientist and she's like
studying this.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
They would give them like LSD to like really I
guess open them up to learn or something.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't know all the details.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Here's what I do know. The male juvenile dolphin was
super horny. Now keep in mind dolphins are disturbing. They
will like assault other animals and things underwater. Okay, so
the scientist, he starts like becoming kind of obsessed with her,
and so she's like, in order she claims it wasn't sexual.
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She claims that in order to get him to base,
she would basically jerk him off.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh my god, I knew we were getting somewhere along
those lines. I just didn't know for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It gets worse.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So she would jerk him because she said that it
was nothing sexual. But once she did that, then he
would like be done like bothering her and cooperate, okay,
So he became like obsessed with her and bonded with her. Well, eventually,
I don't know if the whole survey, the whole study
just like stopped, or if it was his bond was
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too strong with her, I'm not sure which one. So
they put him in like a smaller cage kind of thing,
like think he offed himself. So this is what I
learned about dolphins humans. I don't know what it's called,
but we auto breathe right like you just always are breathing.
I guess some animals, dolphins choose to take each breath
they take, like it's a conscious decision to take each
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breath they take. So dolphins, if they're like in horrible distress, depressed, sad,
whatever it is, they can just go down low in
water and choose to not breathe.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
How why is that my I don't know. Probably because
of your little sick o dog you have, I think so.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But I was like, I so, I'm not a supporter
of anything with animals and humans.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Like. It disgusted me.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Like some like radio shows will read it as like
a hilarious news story.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, I actually feel like it's incredibly crossing the line.
So when I first saw this, I was so disturbed
because on the TikTok it said she was like hooking
up with the dolphin. I'm like, absolutely not. But then
the comments were like, Okay, she wasn't doing that. It
still was like weird aah, but yeah, that I can't
get it haunted me for days basically. But yeah, what
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Jennie's talking about is I finally did capture video of Frank.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Did you watch the full six seconds? It was only
six seconds. I didn't know what I was watching.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It got more intense to where it was the full
on at the end. Yeah, I did watch it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Did you cut it for me? No? I knew. I
was like, it's gonna happen. So I'm just gonna quick.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I've never videoed it before, Frank as I've shared blows and.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And it's your dog in case just to terrify.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yes, but it's not what people think where he like
licks himself. No, you saw well, I mean that it's
like a great angle, but I can see the.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Gist of what.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna score so idiot, but I'm
saying I didn't see that much of it.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I saw the motions of it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I gave you a tasteful cut because the other way
would have been a I think disturbing for me. So
all you can see is a ball of fur in
the circle and then you see aggressive motion happening.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And it was sick.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I know.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I like, usually we don't let him go that far.
We yell at him cause we can tell when it's coming.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, you stop them, but you just you let him
have a little joy on that Saturday.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I hate it so much.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, No, I didn't know what I was expecting to open.
When I saw a video coming from Fallon on Saturday,
I was like, what is this?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
And then you see a little lord I knew did
you predict it be that? From?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh? As soon as I hit like play and I
saw it was frank, I was like, this is gonna
be disturbing and I know it, but it was quick.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And it was it was I don't even know how
to choose my words. I'm just gonna say tasteful, thank you, No,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I will say though that since we were texting, I
did like, notice your location was Saint Louis Park and
off my back, yeah, and so I was like, she's
in my hood and she didn't call me, and then
I look and I'm like, is this girl at work?
I was so confused, but then I think it posted
Sunday about being at bouquetto yeah, and so I was like, okay,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Whenever I was like are you want to work, well,
you were having a day and so I was.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I was going to swing by after, but then I
was like, no, because sometimes you just want to be alone.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh I did, Yes, I did want to be alone.
I didn't want to be by a single soul.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
So I met some of the girls that I used
to have book club with that I love, and we
went to Pooketto and can I just tell you it
was my first time there. If you are looking the
food was great too, but if you're looking for like
cocktails with friends, you should go there. Nothing's cheap, I
want to be clear. But all the drinks were so
cute and pretty, so I posted two different ones. I
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got the Laichi martini or bleachy I'd say I said
leechi at the Asian mall and they corrected me. But
at this restaurant, the guy said it leechi. So I'm like, okay,
who's right and wrong. I'm gonna trust the Asian mall honestly,
So you could do I pulled to Jenny. You can
do the table side experience, or it's cheaper if you
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get into the bar. But both Taraen and I were
ordering it, and she wanted table side, so I let
her get the table side so I could get the experience,
and then I ordered the cheap version from the bar.
Classes but it was very cool and then like there
are sprits drinks.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
They pour off.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
They put a whole little mini bottle of champagne in
the cocktail, and I thought that was really cute. So anyway,
it's a good spot to The food was really delicious too,
so check it out if you haven't yet.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I have not been there, however, I did book a
reservation there for a restaurant week like two weeks ago,
and then that day came and we didn't want to go,
and I canceled it.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
So someone else that they went there for restaurant like
they were happy they did. Yeah. I don't know, I
just truly I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I am strange in the fact that, like I really
don't get a ton of joy going out to eat
and a lot of it does have to do with
my stomach issues. Like there's just so many things in
foods at restaurants that I just don't know, like what
my stomach vibes with them, what it doesn't, and so
like I leave most restaurants not feeling great. So I
really like I don't actually like to cook. That I
think is a misconception. I just like to eat at
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home where I at least know what my stomach is
getting into. Like if I'm having some peanut butter, but
that is on the list of things I'm not allowed
to eat by the spoonful.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
However, if it's been like how have you been doing
with that?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I haven't had peanut butter in the house for a
long time, so oh if it was in the house, I'd.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Be hammering it. But no, I haven't had it in
the house.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I actually have like really just obviously this box of
rice Crispy's I brought into work and I left that
here just to rip and id I've been trying super
hard to like not have a ton of stuff in
the house just because like I am having the body
issues right now since I'm I'm genuinely not fitting into
my clothes and I don't know the last time that's happened,
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where like I look back and on Instagram the pair
of pants where I ripped the zipper trying to get
all closed.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I have a video from like beginning.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Of January a Moost panting and I'm like that. So anyways,
I am trying to be better at yeah, moving my body.
It's been a hard process, and I'm trying to give
myself grace since like I really am injured and I
am like basically coming out of a deficit when it
comes to workouts right now, because I am like weaker
than I was before. I feel like I even started
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ever training with a trainer years ago. Yeah, so anyways,
but yeah, no snackies for me.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And yet all I did this weekend was snack. It
was we were Jake and I were out of control.
And we had all of his little dance showcase this weekend.
It's like kind of like the dress rehearsal before competition
season starts. Everything went really well. It was all very cute.
Jake did an amazing job as a little cowboy performer. Yeah,
will I make him more the cowboy hat and Jeane
vest into the bedroom. Probably not, but I did ask
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the movie he's gonna wear the gen vest all summer,
just with nothing underneath. He did say perhaps, So that's
something to look forward to if you're looking to get freaky.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Weird on the boat. I think that that would go
well on.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well, maybe not the Bay area where you guys are
in because it's a little classier, but get over to Fletcher's.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
You'll fit right now.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
We should go out one day this year, like on
a weekday during the day, oh yeah, during like, go
get lunch, yeah, and then just like.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Be home at a decent hour. I like that. That
sounds great to me.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
And make Jake drive us and I can make it
more the vest if you want him to. Can I
sleep over then I don't, I said, we get back
at a reasonable hour. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
But if I'm having cocktails, like I don't want to drive, Yes,
you can sleep.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Over, but I am not. They have the squirreling in
the middle of the night from you like a raccoon.
I've been opening a fucking vegetable ray actually been a
little bit better at that recently too. Have you been
drugging at night or something? No, I think it has
to do with these fleece sheets I got. I got
like a set of flee sheet I do think it's
doing different for you. I don't know, making me like
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not wake up as much.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
If fleece, I feel like, would make me wake up
more because I'd be overheated.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I literally was like, eh, I don't know if these
are it for me, but like, full disclosure, I worked
with this company that sent me these sheets, so.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That case, I mean, they would be wonderful. No, no, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No, they actually I also thought the same. I was like,
I'm probably not going to ever use these, like it's fine.
They wanted me to help them out with some stuff,
so like I was like, cool, send them. But I
love them and I don't sweat.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So I do think that that brings me a little
more comfort at night, probably because I just like, I
don't have anybody putting their arms around me at night,
and the blankets feel like that.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's weird. You do have that option, you're choosing to not.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I think I will not have sleepovers during the week
at this point in my dating I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
So will you ever live with a person again? No?
My dream is to not sleep divorce kind of situation.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Nop. But I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I want to have my own house. I want my
partner to be my neighbor. I do not want to
they just live in the guest room. Still in my space,
it's still like their presence would stress me out.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
How if they were.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Rich and had a big house.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, I could make it work. Then that's so kind
of you. I could.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
But genuinely, since I am coming up on like a
year here of living by myself, and oh man, I
do not know how I'm going to share a space
with someone again. I really don't. It is like I
did not realize how different that space was when I
shared it with someone and not.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's like that.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Person once isn't even like filthy for a guy. They
actually were like decently clean. They just weren't to my standard,
and now everything is to my standard.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Did I tell you I bought a sectional off a
Facebook marketplace?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
But I thought you just said last week you're done
buying cheap furniture and you're gonna buy yourself something new
and nice.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Did I say that? I don't know who I was, then,
who where you said that last week?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Because I go, because I had just seen a couch
someone was selling and I was gonna say you should
get this.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
And then I was like, oh no, she said she's
done buying.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well enough this Jenny must have forgotten what that Jenny
was talking about, because I did buy a sectional. It's
something that my friend has had before, a sexual she's had,
so I like already knew I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Where'd you put it?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's in the front living room, okay, which I currently
had a couch that I found on the side of
the road that I carried by myself into the house,
which I'm trying to sell on marketplace right.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Now for you.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Well, you know what cult the other day asked me.
He goes, what are jennyisms? And I go, nothing turns
Jenny on more than selling something on marketplace, No.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
More than she got or yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I sold the the poof Ottoman thing last night for
forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I bought it for thirty Gee.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I sold remember this the plant stand I had that
looked like anal beads yep. I sold that I forget
for not for a profit, but for the exact price
I paid for it like three years ago.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Fuck yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The one thing I got owned out though, is I've
been trying to sell this like north Face park I have.
It's very nice, and you know, I don't know what's
funny is she comes and she looks at it and
she's like, I'm gonna just try it on, and then
she like immediately was like this is really dirty.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I'm not getting this.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
And I was like, all right, yeah, you'm having to girl.
But the funny parties is the stuff that she was
looking at. It was because I checked to make sure
there was no like you know, like you rub up
against a car, you might get like some snow or
whatever on your jacket. Like I never said it was
brand new, yeah, but it was barely worn because I
didn't really end up liking that jacket, and so I
went to clean it off, and so what she was
(24:52):
seeing was like the water, the discoloration, a little bit
of the water having dried for me trying to clean
like a little spot, and she's like this is filthy,
and I was like okay. I was like then leave, yeah,
then leave, get out of my house. So that was
the only like fail this weekend. But everything else was good.
And I do have someone coming in to look at
something else today.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's exciting.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, I'm hyped, except for here's my thing about the
sectional And this maybe is where Jenny saying she'd buy
only new furniture came from. I have used my wet
vacuum on that, like yesterday I started cleaning it up.
It is so filthy and disgusting the amount of dirt
and grime, and one spot must have had like a
(25:31):
whole bottle of wine spilt on it because it's like
pulling red.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Still bought it. Well, it didn't look like that. It's
a dark blue.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, it's a dark blue sectional, so it doesn't look bad.
There's like one area that I could tell was pilled
and like a little bit gross. But yeah, I'm gonna
go home today. I've only done about like two thirds
of it. Still have to do the other third, and
still think I'll go over all of it again like
a million times because but it's like, so that's the
part of me that's like maybe I don't want to
(26:01):
buy used furniture like that. Like there's certain use furniture
I'm into. I probably should have invested in a couch,
but I don't spend any time in that room. Yeah,
that's hard then, so it's like, why am I going
to like? I love that I spent the money on
my sectional in the basement, and honestly, the sunroom couch
that I have that was from the previous owners and
I love that thing.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
They just left it behind. So I have a new
complaint I would like to place.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
And it is the like how impossible it is to
find an honest review of items these days because of influencers,
who I now call the new mid level marketing queens. Now,
let me explain. I'm not coming on to every influencer,
(26:45):
obviously Jenny and I do that.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
But here's something like.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I'll I share when I share, like a shop my link,
it'll be something that I already have, or I'll just say, hey,
these are cute gift ideas and they're not things you
have to use to see if you like. Like, I
don't suggest a lipstick I've never tried before. So the
other day I'm like, I kind of want to get some,
(27:09):
like some of that eyelash theorem and see if it
actually helps my eyelashes grow. And I posted for suggestions
and got a few, which I will share by the way,
because people are like, please share. I will definitely share,
but I don't want to have any weird eye reactions.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
So I go online.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And the reason it didn't just take what was suggested
to me is because there were like three or four
that were recommended over and over and over against I'm like,
which of these three to four are the best? So
I'm looking for reviews and everything on, Like TikTok has
that stupid little purse by it, so I know the
person's making money, so I don't trust them because.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I've trusted that before and they're.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Little fucking liars, and so I'm like, I'm not doing this,
So I like, it is impossible for me to find
a good review, and then if you go to their website.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You know how it goes.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
One person has a five star review and the next
person's like this ruined.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
My eyesight and it's a one star. I'm like, okay,
there's no in between here. So I still haven't decided
which one I'm gonna do, if I'm going to do,
but there's like one that's supposed to not have Do
you know how weird some of this stuff is a
lot of these apparently have an ingredient that can make
the under part of your eye loo collo.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I don't want that shit in my life.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
No, And then obviously just I don't want to irritate
my eyes in general, I probably just won't get one. Yeah,
because I'm afraid you twenty year old me would have
put anything on and around my body eyes crevices and
just been like fuck it. You know, let's anything to
look hotder right now. I gotta be concerned. I do
care about my eyesight.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
It is an important thing to like have in your life,
you know. I agree, So I would I would say
that that's probably smart, that maybe maybe you just don't
do it.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't know, you don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't have anything. I have no help because I've
never been sit in that stuff, so I've never done
research myself, but I did. I do know that Bailey
was talking to me this morning about all these fears
she has now because she has done that before, and
then she was seeing what you were hearing or I.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Don't even know for eyelast stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well, yeah, she said that she's scared that like her
eyesight is bad now because of using serums.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Well then never mind. Yeah, I'm definitely not doing it because.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
You know, all right, Well, hopefully we'll get emails from you.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
And we'll see you at our live podcast obviously.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
We will be back next week though, so yeah, until then,
love you mean it.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Bye bye