January 13, 2026 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm Still Fun podcast with Alan and Jenny. We were
just talking about the famous line from the new Leonardo
DiCaprio Teiana Taylor movie. And she doesn't say it, but
it's written on a note and it's very funny and
it's like this, pussy don't pop for you. So yeah,
it makes me laugh, and maybe I'll call this podcast
this p don't pop for you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I didn't know anything about the movie, and I did
watch the Golden Globes and so the guy who accept
an award he said that line and they didn't bleep
out pussy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And I just was like, Oh, they're gonna get in
trouble for that. They're gonna get a little for that
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Tomorrow on the Jason Show, I guess I'm interviewing Seth
Rogan and I'm a little bit you are stressed about it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I just like it's so you know what's funny. How
I've said this before, Like for a long time, I
was like, my dream is to interview celebrities, but I
don't want to interview celebrities, Like I actually hate it
because you get like thirty seconds to interview them, and
I just like don't want to because I just to me,
it's a big deal to them. It's like, oh, all right,
who's next. He's going to ask the same four questions,
(01:04):
and I'm like, what am I going to ask him?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He said they're getting ready to start filming last night.
I guess in his speech that the new season of
The Studio, which is what he was winning awards for.
And I did watch quite a few episodes of his show,
The Studio. I don't know, so I get nervous about it.
I mean, like when we had Sidney Sweeney, like last
time I fill in for Jason and which Jason, why
are you just leaving?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Every time?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's like a huge celebrity coming on with the hell.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So I mean, I obviously have no advice except for
the fact that I feel like seth Rogen is like
so awkward and just laughs. And his laugh is like
he says something and he just immediately laughs afterwards, so
like to probably fill the potential of silence from it
whatever he had just said. I know, and we all
know his laugh is like one of those staple laughs
in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
In my opinions, that's the craziest thing about his laugh
is our producer of The Jason Show laughs like him.
It's like random I know and he. Other than that,
they couldn't be more opposite of each other. The laugh
is very similar. It's very interesting. So Jenny and I,
you know, we went back and forth kind of off
(02:10):
the air. It's like, it's obviously a very crazy time
in Minnesota, and it's we kind of had the same
conversation around like presidential elections and stuff. Do we talk
about it? And I think that there's we're at this
weird place, this weird crossroad where we have a platform
(02:33):
and we do feel it's our responsibility to talk about things.
We also have a couple of other things that lie
in the way of that. Number One, we do work
like this podcast or our radio shows are supposed to
be like your relief from that because they're not news based.
But oddly enough, Jenny and I are not typical influencers.
(02:54):
We're members of the media, and there is this weird
line like you, it's it's like you can have a
little bit of opinion, but you shouldn't have too much
of an opinion. And that's like because you're supposed to
stay unbiased once you're when you're in media, and if
you watch media in this day and age, you know
that that role doesn't seem to apply to most people anymore.
So there's that. There's also the a little bit of
(03:17):
fear in this day and age of if you say
anything unlike maybe a fashion influencer, you follow people know
where we work, yeah, and our location and things like that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Now there's like a fear of safety. It's basically what
we're getting to.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, So I think Jenny and I do what we
are kind of allowed to do through because there is
not always but there have been many times where we
will get a mass email that's like don't talk about this,
don't and and it's usually just like don't don't get
into the weeds of something that's really like polarizing, like
(03:56):
the last presidential election for instance. They were like, say
facts if you know, you have to read an update
a new story state facts, but don't get into like
a full thing on this. That's not what your job
is like. And so we get and you know, we
get like we didn't get that email for this specific
situation like thing going on here in the Twin Cities.
(04:16):
But you know, it's one of those things where now
that I've watched a handful of things, that's pretty much
what my algorithm is. And I have been sick at
my stomach and I'm like, what, like I've I have
never seen anything like this in my entire life. Yeah,
(04:36):
and I think that that is and the fact that
it's happening here. And I saw Jason to Russia actually
do an interview because he's been doing like some like
larger news outlets have reached out and I've interviewed him,
and it was he said them along the lines of
like Minnesotans are exhausted and we're just like why and
like just leave us alone, Like we want to go
back to being flyover country. And I think that's like
what we we feel like as Minnesotans. So, like I said,
(05:00):
we're not going to dive too much into it, but
it's hard to not talk about it. It's hard to
not have an opinion when you do have an opinion,
and just know that we don't want to act like
it's any other day and nothing is going on in
the world. So yeah, I guess that's kind of that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And I would challenge anyone.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I highly doubt anyone listening to this podcast is anyone
in our dms being like, why aren't you using your
voice because we are getting some angry dms like that.
But I would say, just like, know that a lot
of people do things behind the scenes that aren't publicly
posted on social media, so it's like you don't necessarily
(05:45):
always know what people are doing, you know. Like it's like,
I know we post our lives on social media, but
you see twenty five percent of my life on social media,
which is a lot more than most people, I understand,
but you do not see seventy five percent of my life,
you know. So it's just it is frustrating to feel
like you have to explain yourself to someone and they
(06:06):
still might not understand where you're coming from even though
you're trying to do your best, and they'll still just
come back at you with anger and it's hard. So anyways, Yeah,
like Pollan said, we're not going to really get into it.
Just know that Ballen and I definitely agree with the
fact that there are some very bad things happening here
(06:28):
in Minnesota that need to be fixed. Yes, we're going
to dive into you know what's funny I thought about
last week.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It was our first podcast since like the holidays, and
I don't think we talked about what we did over
the holidays, and oh yeah, now that I'm bringing that
up because it's now, it's kind of too funny. I remember,
but we didn't talk about that at all. And after
the podcast, I was like, that's so funny. We were
gone for like a week or two and we didn't even.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Talk about the actual holidays.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
But moving on, this weekend was like kind of your
last weekend for the month because you're traveling the next
few weekends. But one of the reasons you're traveling was
part of my weekend because we're obviously going to Tina's
wedding at the end of the month, and I am
so excited to do a vacation with my actual friends.
(07:18):
I have never done an actual vacation with like you, Jenny.
We've done like we did the retreat, and we did
Tina's bachelotte party, but we've never done like just a vacation.
And it never would have been possible before because when
we did the morning show together, we're not allowed to
take off at the same time. But now that we're
on different shows, we are. And then also other friends
(07:39):
like my friend Raven and like Jake gets to be
there and Tina obviously. But this weekend I finally like
went and met them for coffee because I was like, Okay,
now we're getting down to it. I got to like
go over the flow of the wedding because I am
officiating the wedding. I'm stressed out about it a little bit.
I'm a little bit better now because I number one.
I was like, how long do you want this? There?
(08:00):
Money to be right, and Tina was like, I feel
like fifteen minutes is fair, including her walking down the aisle.
So I was like, hell, yeah, okay. So I was like,
do you want anyone to speak? In my mind? I'm
like a lot of people do that also, that would
fill some time, so she's like, actually yes. Then I
went through like kind of I went on the internet
(08:21):
and found the different versions of I dos and different
versions of like the ring exchange, and we decided on those,
and they're doing their own vows, so I kind of
have and then I had one assignment for each of them.
So I feel like I already had a very loose
outline for my opening. They didn't want to know what
it was. They want to be surprised. Then it's like
(08:43):
the flow. I have to figure out the flow of it.
I think it's like my opening, have someone come speak,
then it's kind of like maybe it's like their their
vows to each other, then the IDs, then the ring exchange,
than my closing, and then the kiss the bride kind
(09:04):
of thing. So I think that's kind of the flow.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
The other issue is I think I'm gonna have to
hold a microphone and that's gonna be difficult with like
holding also a book of sorts because I'm not going
to have this memorized at all, like there's no change.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
In your defense, I've never seen anyone who officiates a
wedding without holding like a pamphlet and waiting stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So I think that I'm not.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Going to memorize the ideas and all that. Rod, I'm
not doing that, and I'm just too stressed out to
not so. Anyway, I ordered a new bikini for this trip,
and I almost sent you a video of me in
it because it was right after we facetimed, and then
I got the mail and I was like, Oh, should
I FaceTime her back or send her a video? But
I really like it it's black and sparkly.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Ooh yeah, that's exciting. I just tried on a bikini
last night that I had because I think I got
it over the summer, and I wore it like once
because I didn't find myself in situations where I was
wearing a bathing suit and I tried it on. It's
so everything turns into almost a thong on me.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
But this one is like just up my ass and
I'm looking at it in the mirror because I'm also
so I'm heading up to well tentatively, I'm waiting to
figure out a situation with the heater inside of my van,
but I'm supposed to head up to the up this
weekend to go to Mount Bohemia, which has a Nordic spa,
so I would need a swimsup for that. So I'm
looking at my ass in this and I am so upset.
(10:25):
The ring worm is still very prominent.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
So the problem is it is fading, it's going away,
but it's just like taking so long, I think, because
it's on my butt cheek. What am I going to
do stand for thirty minutes naked or at least waist
down naked while the cream dries and soaks into my skin. No,
I put my sleeping shorts up my asshole literally almost,
(10:50):
and then I put the cream on, and then I
give it a few minutes and then I sit down
and it probably just rubs right off.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Couldn't you just like have underweight on or something and
just your cheek out and like lay on your stomach
on the couch and look at your computer that way
for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean I've literally done that. I've done that, But
I feel like at some point it's just.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Like you've been seeing you have this by the way, Yeah,
they're they're fine with that thing. Don't grinding on them.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, I don't like it's quite small.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I know I've shown you pictures and it maybe talking
about your ring worm or your partner. Oh my god, No,
I would never it's the ringworm is small.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh god No.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
But I don't feel like he's probably ever noticed it
because I don't know that he's been in a position
to notice where it is.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Really. Yeah, so, Jenny, obviously, if you and I had sex, Yeah,
why would I not like be one of the top
things I would do with you is doggy style with
that ass although if I have a short wing maybe
it wouldn't make it through all the cheeks.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay, but like separate, it's not okay?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Can I In my ass's defense, you don't have to
spread my cheeks to be able to have sex with
me doggy style, That's true.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You'd have to just really push your face down into
the pedals, which I like better.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Than my face being up because then I get like
a or something. It's a little bit more relaxing. Yeah,
it's less strength, it's less plank vibes. Yeah, couldn't agree more.
Couldn't agree more. Anyways, I do have a bikini that
I planned on wearing, but now I'm a little bit
uh nervous about the right red fucking dot on my
pale ass butt. I think it'll be covered for Tina's
(12:33):
wedding because I will have a spray tan.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I know why. I know why you're not doing a
doggy style more. Why we're going back to this, Yes,
because I wasn't listening anything you decide. In my mind,
it's because he would finish way too soon. I know
that's what it is, because realistically I do find that
that is a okay.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
If I were going to get into Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I and that's probably my favorite position, but I know
a sure higher way if I want things to wrap up.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, flip, I flipped to that publish because.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I know it's going to be quick.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh absolutely, I have done that so many times.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So maybe that and you have a really nice ass.
So maybe that your person not to call them out
is not going there more because they're like, I will
literally last for twelve seconds, which is fine. No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean it's fine sometimes with other things mixed in,
of course.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But yeah, I mean maybe I'm not. I don't know.
I can't speak for that.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh she's speechless, by the way.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I just I feel.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I'm had such a weird God, it's just hard to
talk about this because I am an adult now and
I am not officially with the spew man, so it
would be.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And that's insulting.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, I get it, it would be inappropriate to talk about, yeah,
to talk about too much details in that area, slash.
I don't want to talk about those details right now
because of like, yeah, we're just like not there yet. No,
I don't respect it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But speaking of buttholes, I we had like this past
week on my radio show with Cold, normal or nope,
And I'm pretty sure someone texts this in every single week.
And I finally was just like, I'm just gonna read
it out of there, normal or nope. Looking at your
buttthole in the mirror. We're getting I mean we're going
we're talking over a song intro right now. I read this,
(14:37):
so I know I have like ten seconds on the
radio and I go normal and could what the hell?
And that was it? And I was like, he's like,
that's not normal. I was like, yes it is, and
he was like, no, it's not. And I said, let
me text Jenny and ask her if she's looked at
her hole in the mirror, and she's like, yes, of
course I have. And I told Cold this and he's like, oh,
that's enough, you know, because Cold gets very uncomfortable with
(14:57):
anything sexual. And I said, most girls, maybe you don't
stare at it all the time, have looked out of
curiosity because you can't just regularly see it, like what's
that thing look like? But also what's it? What what
is someone else seeing potentially? So I don't think it's abnormal.
I'm not like daily bending over a spread mirror. And
(15:22):
also as someone who had a lot of hemorrhoid situations,
I've definitely loved than the average person.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You have you seen the dude movies and I.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Have zero interest. Are you going to compare the Dune
Creature to the Asshole? I knew it, God, without even
seeing the movie? What you were gonna do?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
It feels similar to the sand Worm and the Dude movies.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
This is what Colts said cults that I don't have
to have three cats, and.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I go, okay, oh god, that is true, but okay.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
There was a follow up question though.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Ones Felain asked me if I have looked in the mirror,
and I said, yeah, that was question yeah, and then
found wait, this next one is cold.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
The follow up was the follow what did you think?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And my response was darker than I expected. Sounds like
the same.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, there's a thing called anal bleaching now, which I
haven't participated in because I'm at the point in life
where it's like number one, obviously I'm married, but also
even before that, it's like you get what you get
and you don't throw a fit. That is like the
the what they tell kids in kindergarten and preschool. You
get what you get you don't throw a fit, and
it's true, Okay, I'm not. I'm not doing anything to
(16:38):
my body anymore that I don't want to do, and
there is no interest. If you want to bleach your whole,
get it girl, get a boy, do what you need to.
That's on you. That's great. I don't want to, and
I'm not going to for Jake's viewing pleasure. Yeah, he
seems to be just fine with old dark Hole.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Back here, I was gonna say, I have never heard
any dark hole.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Jesus, she'd like. I know at this point, what.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Is it going to be called Dune the Dune Worm?
I don't know, Or is it still that Pete Don't
Pop for You?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't know either any of them work.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I think this is our most foul podcast we've had
in like months. I think so it might be.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I mean we don't typically go into like sex positions
too often. We're more like disgusting with things. Yeah, like
I think last week when I said I shit myself
within like thirty six hours of the Everyone's turning in
for you, by the way, really side side note. If
the live podcast happens, it will be February at this point. Yes,
it will be the first weekend or is it like
(17:39):
the weekend of the twentieth Is that what it was?
And that the first weekend of February like pet past,
like the thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
First, Either the first weekend or the weekend of the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm pretty sure it's the February seventh.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, they Oh wait, yeah, she locked she Okay, you're
right she quote unquote locked it in.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Okay, but I don't know that it's Yeah, we haven't.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
We were told to put it on our calendars, but
we don't have it for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Sets that's like, we don't have a location. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I had to ask the because it's a it's a
the place we would be having it. What doesn't have
stuff like this typically? So I was like, are they
going to have chairs? Yeah, lots of logistics have to
be You're hashed out before we can make it a
for sure thing. But tentatively February seventh, and we will
give you the details as soon as we know, which
hopefully will be next weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh we will be.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
A little bit late next week too because off Monday,
but not much.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
So.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Besides meeting it with teens and Trevor, I don't have
any idea what you did this weekend. I think there
was one point I looked at your location because I
was just curious, and I think that might have been
when you were with Tina and Trevor, because it looked
like you were an excelsior.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, probably then I have I had like just basically
it was like a scare with Edith is what my
whole weekend was like. So basically Saturday, Jake was like,
oh my god, I look how cute this is. Edith
was in his closet on her clothes, sleeping, which is
very abnormal, Like she does not go in our rooms,
(19:07):
She doesn't go in our closets. She her main stay
is the basement when she likes to hide out during
the day and then she comes up and graces us
with her presence for snuggles or to eat or whatever
it may be. So we were like, all cute. She
just like loves your scent, so didn't think anything of it.
And then we're laying around and it's not abnormal to
not see Edith, like she's just elusive, and so we're
(19:30):
getting ready to go to bed. Jake is feeding the
sourdough starter and He's like, oh, got Edith, what are
you doing in here? And she's just like laying by
the food bowls and thank god I did this. I
usually give her like a little scratch. She's like on
the ground, and what does she always do? Throws her
back paws up to scratch me and bites me always.
She didn't do it. She just like laid there. And
I was like Edith, and I'm like petting her and
(19:52):
she's not doing anything. And I was like, Jake, I thinks,
then's like wrong with Edith, Like this is so abnormal
for her. She's like such a feisty cat. She's just
laying here and I like go to pet her stomach
and she cries, but she doesn't do anything. And she
would like if you touch your stomach, she's coming for you.
And she's just like laying there and I and I
(20:12):
even noticed, and this is one of the top things
you notice on cats. Her fur looked like more oily
than normal, like usually she has like beautiful and like
that's what happens when cats get older or sick because
they can't bathe themselves as well. And so I was like,
Jacob thinks, and that's like really wrong. With Edith, like
she's acting really lethargic and weird. And he goes over
and he like picks her up, and she just like
(20:34):
cries and they and just he just she just like
lets him hold her. And I was like, what do
we do?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
And He's like, I don't know. I mean she and
so we start trying to figure out what it could be.
And we had just had people come clean the house,
and I'm like, did she like get around some chemicals?
There are no new plants in our house, so we're like,
maybe she got around like weird chemicals. So he brought
her in the bedroom and later on the bed. Again,
we don't let her sleep with us because she's so feisty.
She climbs the headboard and she just laid there and
(20:59):
so I'm laying there and I'm like, Jake, I can't sleep,
like I just I'm so stressed. He's like, should I
take her to the vet? And I was like, I
don't know, but like maybe, and so he starts going
on chat GPT and he's like, I think I should
take her. So at like eleven PM, he got up
went to Eden Prairie's emergency vet. They finally started looking
(21:19):
at her vitals at like one am. Then they took
her back and had to do blood tests and X rays,
and Jake finally left after three am and left her
there because they decided it was like a kidney infection.
And they're like the urine was good news in that,
Like they're like, I don't think it's like like kidney
disease or whatever. They're like, so that's good. But they said,
(21:42):
like when cats have this, like like dogs too, like
you don't know anything's wrong with them because they're so
good at hiding their pain and then and then it
just declines quick And that's basically what happened. Because we
were like, yeah, like now, looking back, she had puked
the night before, but I also thought she's a cat.
She's like random nights when she'll fucking cough up a
(22:05):
fur ball, you don't think anything anyway, So she's been
at the vet. Then I Jake left this morning at
five am to go to Atlanta for the week, and
I have all of alone. Had to get up at
six am to go get Edith. She has three medications
now and they're like every eight hours, twelve hours, and
twenty four hours. Oh my God, oh God, and they
(22:25):
think she'll be okay. I have to take her back
to her regular vet in two days. But Jenny, guess
how much money I spent at the vet for her
going in Saturday night and me picking her up this
morning at six am.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
God, I just know that it's so expensive. So I'm
going to guess.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Three thousand dollars. Four thousand dollars. Good, four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
So do they know what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Kidney infection and that's it?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
So she has to take pain medication and then two
antibiotics to hopefully like cleanser of it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
How does the cat get a kidney?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Infection can be a number of things and they can
never They'll never know what caused it. It can be
like like crazy stress situations caused it, which shouldn't be
the case. Probably, Yeah, it could be like she had
like a horrible uti that like progressed. It's like so
many different things they'll never know what caused it. So
(23:30):
that's like obviously that was my question too, like to
avoid it or something. Moving forward, the good news is
she's like eating, she's drinking. My mother in law's at
our house now, so she's the one. Bless her. I'm
a text her. She had to administer the first two
doses of medicine and yeah, and then the it's like
at least a week of that. It's like, great, Jake,
(23:52):
good job you left me for dead here. I have
to like give Edith all this medication, take care of
all of the lode. I'm back at the Jason Show
starting today.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Crazy, it's a crazy week. It's could be worse, could
be worse, So trying to like focus. And also it
just goes back to how do people afford to take
care of their pets. I am in a blessed fortunate situation.
Jake and I have savings, We have money put away
for emergencies like that four grand. Most of my family
(24:24):
and friends could not afford to dish that out for
their animal, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I think that's probably what holds me back more than
anything of getting a dog. I like you, I want
I would just like love a buddy. I you know,
I love dogs so much, but I am so terrified
of any kind of emergency that could potentially happen. And
I'm also good with like saving money, but it's just
(24:50):
like I'm not really fully prepared to drop four grand
if I need to.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Now you could get pet insurance, but then now you're
paying monthly in case something happened, which inevitably something always
happens with a pet.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that's a tough one. I
feel like a lot of people do get pets, can't
afford that, and then they go to their relatives and say,
can you help me or.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yep, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
The good news is she is, she's seeming better. She's
definitely like on pain medication, so she's like a drugged
version of herself. But she like as soon as I
brought her home, she immediately hopped out.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Of her carrier.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
The dogs were like swarming her, like what are they
smile like, I was like, great way to stress her out.
Immediately she immediately went started eating, which those are always
like that. That's your signs with your pets usually like
they are they used the bathroom, are they eating? Are
they drinking water? And so she's doing those things, so
good news. But yeah, I will have to take her
back to my vet for a checkup to draw blood
(25:46):
to just make sure things are okay in like two days,
so I'm not done yet not done hemorrhage in that
cash yet.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Again, We're lucky that week and afford it, so's it's fine.
But yeah, I mean, obviously, what I've enjoyed spending that
four grand on I don't know, a trip, Yeah, putting
it in savings for an investment something I got at,
you know what I mean. I don't know I would
have enjoyed using that for a million other things.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So Fallon and I think pretty similar in those ways
where it's like I think you think like this. So
back in the day, maybe I got a speeding ticket
or something, and then I'm like, oh great, that was
like an appearance or that was that percentage of my
paycheck or whatever. I think, like, we just like think
in such numbers obviously when it comes to money and
(26:34):
how it could have been used somewhere else or how
much time we had to work to like afford whatever
it was. But that's how I always think anytime I
get a fucking medical bill.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
And I'm like, oh, wow, that's so great.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I called literally three different times before I got my
birth control implant taking out like a month ago, and
anyone put in to make sure that it was covered
because you've done that before we therapy or whatever, and
they've told you it is and then they're like, oh,
just kidding after you already went Yeah. So I called
multiple times and uh, it was luckily, but I did
(27:09):
receive the bill from the insurance company a week ago,
and I was like fuck because sometimes to be fair,
like a year and a half ago or something, when
I had to get some biopsies done on lymph nodes
in my neck, something was screwed up with the hospital
and they didn't like ask for clearance from the insurance
company to do the surgery that they did to do
(27:29):
the lymph nodes stuff ahead of time, so the insurance
company wasn't prepared to like put money towards it, and
so it was just like more of a clerical error
of sorts.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
But I got the bill for that.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
And it was like thousands of dollars and I was like,
are you fucking kidding And they said it with whatever,
and so yeah, I'm like pretty crazy about medical stuff
now when it comes down to like making sure something's covered,
because it's annoying.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Honestly.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
It's like I just feel like if it look if
it says that it's under like my provider in whatever
I look at to see what my insurance covers, we
think that'd be enough, and sometimes it just like isn't
because you might have missed one tab that like you
had to change. There's something I don't I'm not through
our insurance through our company. I'm through like Jake's.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, I feel like there's something always off with our
insurance because Cole will tell me endless stories too, and
I'm like, man, I feel like they like they're like
I feel like our whoever we have for insurance through
iHeart is like the same thing like when they ask
if you want to buy a warranty for something, but
no matter what goes wrong with your cards, the one
thing not covered on that warranty you paid for. I
(28:37):
think that's what the equivalent of our our health insurance
is here at iHeart.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
It does sort of feel like that.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The one thing Colt said that is that they do
well is like the payout if you die to your spouse.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
See, and I don't have one of those, so like
it doesn't matter for me.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
The good news is if I die, that is the
one good And I'm like, I bet you iHeart would
still be like actually, there is a loophole you don't
know about.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Maybe maybe.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Well, that's pretty much our time already, we flew through.
Did you have something else you'd like to add to
the conversation, Jenny, other than how much you love me?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I did have a couple of notes, but I feel
like we will save them for a different time and
we'll just keep this podcast with talks about buttholes, sex positions,
and puss it poppin
I'm Still Fun podcast with Alan and Jenny. We were
just talking about the famous line from the new Leonardo
DiCaprio Teiana Taylor movie. And she doesn't say it, but
it's written on a note and it's very funny and
it's like this, pussy don't pop for you. So yeah,
it makes me laugh, and maybe I'll call this podcast
this p don't pop for you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I didn't know anything about the movie, and I did
watch the Golden Globes and so the guy who accept
an award he said that line and they didn't bleep
out pussy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And I just was like, Oh, they're gonna get in
trouble for that. They're gonna get a little for that
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Tomorrow on the Jason Show, I guess I'm interviewing Seth
Rogan and I'm a little bit you are stressed about it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I just like it's so you know what's funny. How
I've said this before, Like for a long time, I
was like, my dream is to interview celebrities, but I
don't want to interview celebrities, Like I actually hate it
because you get like thirty seconds to interview them, and
I just like don't want to because I just to me,
it's a big deal to them. It's like, oh, all right,
who's next. He's going to ask the same four questions,
(01:04):
and I'm like, what am I going to ask him?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He said they're getting ready to start filming last night.
I guess in his speech that the new season of
The Studio, which is what he was winning awards for.
And I did watch quite a few episodes of his show,
The Studio. I don't know, so I get nervous about it.
I mean, like when we had Sidney Sweeney, like last
time I fill in for Jason and which Jason, why
are you just leaving?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Every time?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's like a huge celebrity coming on with the hell.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So I mean, I obviously have no advice except for
the fact that I feel like seth Rogen is like
so awkward and just laughs. And his laugh is like
he says something and he just immediately laughs afterwards, so
like to probably fill the potential of silence from it
whatever he had just said. I know, and we all
know his laugh is like one of those staple laughs
in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
In my opinions, that's the craziest thing about his laugh
is our producer of The Jason Show laughs like him.
It's like random I know and he. Other than that,
they couldn't be more opposite of each other. The laugh
is very similar. It's very interesting. So Jenny and I,
you know, we went back and forth kind of off
(02:10):
the air. It's like, it's obviously a very crazy time
in Minnesota, and it's we kind of had the same
conversation around like presidential elections and stuff. Do we talk
about it? And I think that there's we're at this
weird place, this weird crossroad where we have a platform
(02:33):
and we do feel it's our responsibility to talk about things.
We also have a couple of other things that lie
in the way of that. Number One, we do work
like this podcast or our radio shows are supposed to
be like your relief from that because they're not news based.
But oddly enough, Jenny and I are not typical influencers.
(02:54):
We're members of the media, and there is this weird
line like you, it's it's like you can have a
little bit of opinion, but you shouldn't have too much
of an opinion. And that's like because you're supposed to
stay unbiased once you're when you're in media, and if
you watch media in this day and age, you know
that that role doesn't seem to apply to most people anymore.
So there's that. There's also the a little bit of
(03:17):
fear in this day and age of if you say
anything unlike maybe a fashion influencer, you follow people know
where we work, yeah, and our location and things like that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Now there's like a fear of safety. It's basically what
we're getting to.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, So I think Jenny and I do what we
are kind of allowed to do through because there is
not always but there have been many times where we
will get a mass email that's like don't talk about this,
don't and and it's usually just like don't don't get
into the weeds of something that's really like polarizing, like
(03:56):
the last presidential election for instance. They were like, say
facts if you know, you have to read an update
a new story state facts, but don't get into like
a full thing on this. That's not what your job
is like. And so we get and you know, we
get like we didn't get that email for this specific
situation like thing going on here in the Twin Cities.
(04:16):
But you know, it's one of those things where now
that I've watched a handful of things, that's pretty much
what my algorithm is. And I have been sick at
my stomach and I'm like, what, like I've I have
never seen anything like this in my entire life. Yeah,
(04:36):
and I think that that is and the fact that
it's happening here. And I saw Jason to Russia actually
do an interview because he's been doing like some like
larger news outlets have reached out and I've interviewed him,
and it was he said them along the lines of
like Minnesotans are exhausted and we're just like why and
like just leave us alone, Like we want to go
back to being flyover country. And I think that's like
what we we feel like as Minnesotans. So, like I said,
(05:00):
we're not going to dive too much into it, but
it's hard to not talk about it. It's hard to
not have an opinion when you do have an opinion,
and just know that we don't want to act like
it's any other day and nothing is going on in
the world. So yeah, I guess that's kind of that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And I would challenge anyone.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I highly doubt anyone listening to this podcast is anyone
in our dms being like, why aren't you using your
voice because we are getting some angry dms like that.
But I would say, just like, know that a lot
of people do things behind the scenes that aren't publicly
posted on social media, so it's like you don't necessarily
(05:45):
always know what people are doing, you know. Like it's like,
I know we post our lives on social media, but
you see twenty five percent of my life on social media,
which is a lot more than most people, I understand,
but you do not see seventy five percent of my life,
you know. So it's just it is frustrating to feel
like you have to explain yourself to someone and they
(06:06):
still might not understand where you're coming from even though
you're trying to do your best, and they'll still just
come back at you with anger and it's hard. So anyways, Yeah,
like Pollan said, we're not going to really get into it.
Just know that Ballen and I definitely agree with the
fact that there are some very bad things happening here
(06:28):
in Minnesota that need to be fixed. Yes, we're going
to dive into you know what's funny I thought about
last week.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It was our first podcast since like the holidays, and
I don't think we talked about what we did over
the holidays, and oh yeah, now that I'm bringing that
up because it's now, it's kind of too funny. I remember,
but we didn't talk about that at all. And after
the podcast, I was like, that's so funny. We were
gone for like a week or two and we didn't even.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Talk about the actual holidays.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
But moving on, this weekend was like kind of your
last weekend for the month because you're traveling the next
few weekends. But one of the reasons you're traveling was
part of my weekend because we're obviously going to Tina's
wedding at the end of the month, and I am
so excited to do a vacation with my actual friends.
(07:18):
I have never done an actual vacation with like you, Jenny.
We've done like we did the retreat, and we did
Tina's bachelotte party, but we've never done like just a vacation.
And it never would have been possible before because when
we did the morning show together, we're not allowed to
take off at the same time. But now that we're
on different shows, we are. And then also other friends
(07:39):
like my friend Raven and like Jake gets to be
there and Tina obviously. But this weekend I finally like
went and met them for coffee because I was like, Okay,
now we're getting down to it. I got to like
go over the flow of the wedding because I am
officiating the wedding. I'm stressed out about it a little bit.
I'm a little bit better now because I number one.
I was like, how long do you want this? There?
(08:00):
Money to be right, and Tina was like, I feel
like fifteen minutes is fair, including her walking down the aisle.
So I was like, hell, yeah, okay. So I was like,
do you want anyone to speak? In my mind? I'm
like a lot of people do that also, that would
fill some time, so she's like, actually yes. Then I
went through like kind of I went on the internet
(08:21):
and found the different versions of I dos and different
versions of like the ring exchange, and we decided on those,
and they're doing their own vows, so I kind of
have and then I had one assignment for each of them.
So I feel like I already had a very loose
outline for my opening. They didn't want to know what
it was. They want to be surprised. Then it's like
(08:43):
the flow. I have to figure out the flow of it.
I think it's like my opening, have someone come speak,
then it's kind of like maybe it's like their their
vows to each other, then the IDs, then the ring exchange,
than my closing, and then the kiss the bride kind
(09:04):
of thing. So I think that's kind of the flow.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
The other issue is I think I'm gonna have to
hold a microphone and that's gonna be difficult with like
holding also a book of sorts because I'm not going
to have this memorized at all, like there's no change.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
In your defense, I've never seen anyone who officiates a
wedding without holding like a pamphlet and waiting stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So I think that I'm not.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Going to memorize the ideas and all that. Rod, I'm
not doing that, and I'm just too stressed out to
not so. Anyway, I ordered a new bikini for this trip,
and I almost sent you a video of me in
it because it was right after we facetimed, and then
I got the mail and I was like, Oh, should
I FaceTime her back or send her a video? But
I really like it it's black and sparkly.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Ooh yeah, that's exciting. I just tried on a bikini
last night that I had because I think I got
it over the summer, and I wore it like once
because I didn't find myself in situations where I was
wearing a bathing suit and I tried it on. It's
so everything turns into almost a thong on me.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
But this one is like just up my ass and
I'm looking at it in the mirror because I'm also
so I'm heading up to well tentatively, I'm waiting to
figure out a situation with the heater inside of my van,
but I'm supposed to head up to the up this
weekend to go to Mount Bohemia, which has a Nordic spa,
so I would need a swimsup for that. So I'm
looking at my ass in this and I am so upset.
(10:25):
The ring worm is still very prominent.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
So the problem is it is fading, it's going away,
but it's just like taking so long, I think, because
it's on my butt cheek. What am I going to
do stand for thirty minutes naked or at least waist
down naked while the cream dries and soaks into my skin. No,
I put my sleeping shorts up my asshole literally almost,
(10:50):
and then I put the cream on, and then I
give it a few minutes and then I sit down
and it probably just rubs right off.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Couldn't you just like have underweight on or something and
just your cheek out and like lay on your stomach
on the couch and look at your computer that way
for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean I've literally done that. I've done that, But
I feel like at some point it's just.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Like you've been seeing you have this by the way, Yeah,
they're they're fine with that thing. Don't grinding on them.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, I don't like it's quite small.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I know I've shown you pictures and it maybe talking
about your ring worm or your partner. Oh my god, No,
I would never it's the ringworm is small.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh god No.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
But I don't feel like he's probably ever noticed it
because I don't know that he's been in a position
to notice where it is.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Really. Yeah, so, Jenny, obviously, if you and I had sex, Yeah,
why would I not like be one of the top
things I would do with you is doggy style with
that ass although if I have a short wing maybe
it wouldn't make it through all the cheeks.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay, but like separate, it's not okay?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Can I In my ass's defense, you don't have to
spread my cheeks to be able to have sex with
me doggy style, That's true.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You'd have to just really push your face down into
the pedals, which I like better.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Than my face being up because then I get like
a or something. It's a little bit more relaxing. Yeah,
it's less strength, it's less plank vibes. Yeah, couldn't agree more.
Couldn't agree more. Anyways, I do have a bikini that
I planned on wearing, but now I'm a little bit
uh nervous about the right red fucking dot on my
pale ass butt. I think it'll be covered for Tina's
(12:33):
wedding because I will have a spray tan.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I know why. I know why you're not doing a
doggy style more. Why we're going back to this, Yes,
because I wasn't listening anything you decide. In my mind,
it's because he would finish way too soon. I know
that's what it is, because realistically I do find that
that is a okay.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
If I were going to get into Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I and that's probably my favorite position, but I know
a sure higher way if I want things to wrap up.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, flip, I flipped to that publish because.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I know it's going to be quick.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh absolutely, I have done that so many times.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So maybe that and you have a really nice ass.
So maybe that your person not to call them out
is not going there more because they're like, I will
literally last for twelve seconds, which is fine. No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean it's fine sometimes with other things mixed in,
of course.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But yeah, I mean maybe I'm not. I don't know.
I can't speak for that.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh she's speechless, by the way.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I just I feel.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I'm had such a weird God, it's just hard to
talk about this because I am an adult now and
I am not officially with the spew man, so it
would be.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And that's insulting.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, I get it, it would be inappropriate to talk about, yeah,
to talk about too much details in that area, slash.
I don't want to talk about those details right now
because of like, yeah, we're just like not there yet. No,
I don't respect it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But speaking of buttholes, I we had like this past
week on my radio show with Cold, normal or nope,
And I'm pretty sure someone texts this in every single week.
And I finally was just like, I'm just gonna read
it out of there, normal or nope. Looking at your
buttthole in the mirror. We're getting I mean we're going
we're talking over a song intro right now. I read this,
(14:37):
so I know I have like ten seconds on the
radio and I go normal and could what the hell?
And that was it? And I was like, he's like,
that's not normal. I was like, yes it is, and
he was like, no, it's not. And I said, let
me text Jenny and ask her if she's looked at
her hole in the mirror, and she's like, yes, of
course I have. And I told Cold this and he's like, oh,
that's enough, you know, because Cold gets very uncomfortable with
(14:57):
anything sexual. And I said, most girls, maybe you don't
stare at it all the time, have looked out of
curiosity because you can't just regularly see it, like what's
that thing look like? But also what's it? What what
is someone else seeing potentially? So I don't think it's abnormal.
I'm not like daily bending over a spread mirror. And
(15:22):
also as someone who had a lot of hemorrhoid situations,
I've definitely loved than the average person.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You have you seen the dude movies and I.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Have zero interest. Are you going to compare the Dune
Creature to the Asshole? I knew it, God, without even
seeing the movie? What you were gonna do?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
It feels similar to the sand Worm and the Dude movies.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
This is what Colts said cults that I don't have
to have three cats, and.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I go, okay, oh god, that is true, but okay.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
There was a follow up question though.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Ones Felain asked me if I have looked in the mirror,
and I said, yeah, that was question yeah, and then
found wait, this next one is cold.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
The follow up was the follow what did you think?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And my response was darker than I expected. Sounds like
the same.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, there's a thing called anal bleaching now, which I
haven't participated in because I'm at the point in life
where it's like number one, obviously I'm married, but also
even before that, it's like you get what you get
and you don't throw a fit. That is like the
the what they tell kids in kindergarten and preschool. You
get what you get you don't throw a fit, and
it's true, Okay, I'm not. I'm not doing anything to
(16:38):
my body anymore that I don't want to do, and
there is no interest. If you want to bleach your whole,
get it girl, get a boy, do what you need to.
That's on you. That's great. I don't want to, and
I'm not going to for Jake's viewing pleasure. Yeah, he
seems to be just fine with old dark Hole.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Back here, I was gonna say, I have never heard
any dark hole.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Jesus, she'd like. I know at this point, what.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Is it going to be called Dune the Dune Worm?
I don't know, Or is it still that Pete Don't
Pop for You?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't know either any of them work.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I think this is our most foul podcast we've had
in like months. I think so it might be.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I mean we don't typically go into like sex positions
too often. We're more like disgusting with things. Yeah, like
I think last week when I said I shit myself
within like thirty six hours of the Everyone's turning in
for you, by the way, really side side note. If
the live podcast happens, it will be February at this point. Yes,
it will be the first weekend or is it like
(17:39):
the weekend of the twentieth Is that what it was?
And that the first weekend of February like pet past,
like the thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
First, Either the first weekend or the weekend of the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm pretty sure it's the February seventh.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, they Oh wait, yeah, she locked she Okay, you're
right she quote unquote locked it in.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Okay, but I don't know that it's Yeah, we haven't.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
We were told to put it on our calendars, but
we don't have it for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Sets that's like, we don't have a location. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I had to ask the because it's a it's a
the place we would be having it. What doesn't have
stuff like this typically? So I was like, are they
going to have chairs? Yeah, lots of logistics have to
be You're hashed out before we can make it a
for sure thing. But tentatively February seventh, and we will
give you the details as soon as we know, which
hopefully will be next weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh we will be.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
A little bit late next week too because off Monday,
but not much.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
So.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Besides meeting it with teens and Trevor, I don't have
any idea what you did this weekend. I think there
was one point I looked at your location because I
was just curious, and I think that might have been
when you were with Tina and Trevor, because it looked
like you were an excelsior.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, probably then I have I had like just basically
it was like a scare with Edith is what my
whole weekend was like. So basically Saturday, Jake was like,
oh my god, I look how cute this is. Edith
was in his closet on her clothes, sleeping, which is
very abnormal, Like she does not go in our rooms,
(19:07):
She doesn't go in our closets. She her main stay
is the basement when she likes to hide out during
the day and then she comes up and graces us
with her presence for snuggles or to eat or whatever
it may be. So we were like, all cute. She
just like loves your scent, so didn't think anything of it.
And then we're laying around and it's not abnormal to
not see Edith, like she's just elusive, and so we're
(19:30):
getting ready to go to bed. Jake is feeding the
sourdough starter and He's like, oh, got Edith, what are
you doing in here? And she's just like laying by
the food bowls and thank god I did this. I
usually give her like a little scratch. She's like on
the ground, and what does she always do? Throws her
back paws up to scratch me and bites me always.
She didn't do it. She just like laid there. And
I was like Edith, and I'm like petting her and
(19:52):
she's not doing anything. And I was like, Jake, I thinks,
then's like wrong with Edith, Like this is so abnormal
for her. She's like such a feisty cat. She's just
laying here and I like go to pet her stomach
and she cries, but she doesn't do anything. And she
would like if you touch your stomach, she's coming for you.
And she's just like laying there and I and I
(20:12):
even noticed, and this is one of the top things
you notice on cats. Her fur looked like more oily
than normal, like usually she has like beautiful and like
that's what happens when cats get older or sick because
they can't bathe themselves as well. And so I was like,
Jacob thinks, and that's like really wrong. With Edith, like
she's acting really lethargic and weird. And he goes over
and he like picks her up, and she just like
(20:34):
cries and they and just he just she just like
lets him hold her. And I was like, what do
we do?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
And He's like, I don't know. I mean she and
so we start trying to figure out what it could be.
And we had just had people come clean the house,
and I'm like, did she like get around some chemicals?
There are no new plants in our house, so we're like,
maybe she got around like weird chemicals. So he brought
her in the bedroom and later on the bed. Again,
we don't let her sleep with us because she's so feisty.
She climbs the headboard and she just laid there and
(20:59):
so I'm laying there and I'm like, Jake, I can't sleep,
like I just I'm so stressed. He's like, should I
take her to the vet? And I was like, I
don't know, but like maybe, and so he starts going
on chat GPT and he's like, I think I should
take her. So at like eleven PM, he got up
went to Eden Prairie's emergency vet. They finally started looking
(21:19):
at her vitals at like one am. Then they took
her back and had to do blood tests and X rays,
and Jake finally left after three am and left her
there because they decided it was like a kidney infection.
And they're like the urine was good news in that,
Like they're like, I don't think it's like like kidney
disease or whatever. They're like, so that's good. But they said,
(21:42):
like when cats have this, like like dogs too, like
you don't know anything's wrong with them because they're so
good at hiding their pain and then and then it
just declines quick And that's basically what happened. Because we
were like, yeah, like now, looking back, she had puked
the night before, but I also thought she's a cat.
She's like random nights when she'll fucking cough up a
(22:05):
fur ball, you don't think anything anyway, So she's been
at the vet. Then I Jake left this morning at
five am to go to Atlanta for the week, and
I have all of alone. Had to get up at
six am to go get Edith. She has three medications
now and they're like every eight hours, twelve hours, and
twenty four hours. Oh my God, oh God, and they
(22:25):
think she'll be okay. I have to take her back
to her regular vet in two days. But Jenny, guess
how much money I spent at the vet for her
going in Saturday night and me picking her up this
morning at six am.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
God, I just know that it's so expensive. So I'm
going to guess.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Three thousand dollars. Four thousand dollars. Good, four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
So do they know what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Kidney infection and that's it?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
So she has to take pain medication and then two
antibiotics to hopefully like cleanser of it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
How does the cat get a kidney?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Infection can be a number of things and they can
never They'll never know what caused it. It can be
like like crazy stress situations caused it, which shouldn't be
the case. Probably, Yeah, it could be like she had
like a horrible uti that like progressed. It's like so
many different things they'll never know what caused it. So
(23:30):
that's like obviously that was my question too, like to
avoid it or something. Moving forward, the good news is
she's like eating, she's drinking. My mother in law's at
our house now, so she's the one. Bless her. I'm
a text her. She had to administer the first two
doses of medicine and yeah, and then the it's like
at least a week of that. It's like, great, Jake,
(23:52):
good job you left me for dead here. I have
to like give Edith all this medication, take care of
all of the lode. I'm back at the Jason Show
starting today.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Crazy, it's a crazy week. It's could be worse, could
be worse, So trying to like focus. And also it
just goes back to how do people afford to take
care of their pets. I am in a blessed fortunate situation.
Jake and I have savings, We have money put away
for emergencies like that four grand. Most of my family
(24:24):
and friends could not afford to dish that out for
their animal, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I think that's probably what holds me back more than
anything of getting a dog. I like you, I want
I would just like love a buddy. I you know,
I love dogs so much, but I am so terrified
of any kind of emergency that could potentially happen. And
I'm also good with like saving money, but it's just
(24:50):
like I'm not really fully prepared to drop four grand
if I need to.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Now you could get pet insurance, but then now you're
paying monthly in case something happened, which inevitably something always
happens with a pet.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that's a tough one. I
feel like a lot of people do get pets, can't
afford that, and then they go to their relatives and say,
can you help me or.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yep, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
The good news is she is, she's seeming better. She's
definitely like on pain medication, so she's like a drugged
version of herself. But she like as soon as I
brought her home, she immediately hopped out.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Of her carrier.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
The dogs were like swarming her, like what are they
smile like, I was like, great way to stress her out.
Immediately she immediately went started eating, which those are always
like that. That's your signs with your pets usually like
they are they used the bathroom, are they eating? Are
they drinking water? And so she's doing those things, so
good news. But yeah, I will have to take her
back to my vet for a checkup to draw blood
(25:46):
to just make sure things are okay in like two days,
so I'm not done yet not done hemorrhage in that
cash yet.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Again, We're lucky that week and afford it, so's it's fine.
But yeah, I mean, obviously, what I've enjoyed spending that
four grand on I don't know, a trip, Yeah, putting
it in savings for an investment something I got at,
you know what I mean. I don't know I would
have enjoyed using that for a million other things.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So Fallon and I think pretty similar in those ways
where it's like I think you think like this. So
back in the day, maybe I got a speeding ticket
or something, and then I'm like, oh great, that was
like an appearance or that was that percentage of my
paycheck or whatever. I think, like, we just like think
in such numbers obviously when it comes to money and
(26:34):
how it could have been used somewhere else or how
much time we had to work to like afford whatever
it was. But that's how I always think anytime I
get a fucking medical bill.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
And I'm like, oh, wow, that's so great.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I called literally three different times before I got my
birth control implant taking out like a month ago, and
anyone put in to make sure that it was covered
because you've done that before we therapy or whatever, and
they've told you it is and then they're like, oh,
just kidding after you already went Yeah. So I called
multiple times and uh, it was luckily, but I did
(27:09):
receive the bill from the insurance company a week ago,
and I was like fuck because sometimes to be fair,
like a year and a half ago or something, when
I had to get some biopsies done on lymph nodes
in my neck, something was screwed up with the hospital
and they didn't like ask for clearance from the insurance
company to do the surgery that they did to do
(27:29):
the lymph nodes stuff ahead of time, so the insurance
company wasn't prepared to like put money towards it, and
so it was just like more of a clerical error
of sorts.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
But I got the bill for that.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
And it was like thousands of dollars and I was like,
are you fucking kidding And they said it with whatever,
and so yeah, I'm like pretty crazy about medical stuff
now when it comes down to like making sure something's covered,
because it's annoying.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Honestly.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
It's like I just feel like if it look if
it says that it's under like my provider in whatever
I look at to see what my insurance covers, we
think that'd be enough, and sometimes it just like isn't
because you might have missed one tab that like you
had to change. There's something I don't I'm not through
our insurance through our company. I'm through like Jake's.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, I feel like there's something always off with our
insurance because Cole will tell me endless stories too, and
I'm like, man, I feel like they like they're like
I feel like our whoever we have for insurance through
iHeart is like the same thing like when they ask
if you want to buy a warranty for something, but
no matter what goes wrong with your cards, the one
thing not covered on that warranty you paid for. I
(28:37):
think that's what the equivalent of our our health insurance
is here at iHeart.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
It does sort of feel like that.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The one thing Colt said that is that they do
well is like the payout if you die to your spouse.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
See, and I don't have one of those, so like
it doesn't matter for me.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
The good news is if I die, that is the
one good And I'm like, I bet you iHeart would
still be like actually, there is a loophole you don't
know about.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Maybe maybe.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Well, that's pretty much our time already, we flew through.
Did you have something else you'd like to add to
the conversation, Jenny, other than how much you love me?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I did have a couple of notes, but I feel
like we will save them for a different time and
we'll just keep this podcast with talks about buttholes, sex positions,
and puss it poppin
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