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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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But we hope you're having a great Thanksgiving and we
hope to entertain you, whether you're trying to escape from
your family or you need some entertainment because you left
early and you're read at home. Now we got you covered,
So let's kick it off with how did you pretty much.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Domesticate your partner?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
They'd had no idea how to change the lightbulb, how
to clean their towels. What did you do that changed
their life completely? Well, it was a lot apparently.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Harrison, Good morning, good morning. So you got domesticated?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yes, and I also just got married.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Okay, where'd you say I do?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
A year ago?
Speaker 9 (01:23):
I propose?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
And yeah, we just got married over the weekend. But
how I got domesticated. We've been together for three years now.
But before I met her, I would only.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Wash my toilet, bowl and shower once a year.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
And I didn't know you're supposed to office and makes
me do it.
Speaker 10 (01:39):
Once a week.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, because Harrison, they both have water and they both
they're self cleaning.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I thought, yeah, I look clean, but duram third invisible
to do that?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Now, Harrison, you are a boy three days in the
married life. You sound ecstatically.
Speaker 11 (01:54):
Now you have not been beaten into submissions.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Now, yeah, I'm so happy to be married.
Speaker 12 (02:00):
And look me at the.
Speaker 10 (02:03):
Number one music.
Speaker 11 (02:08):
If you're not.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I've been married now for thirty years as of two days.
Speaker 11 (02:14):
Ago, I've never been happy.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yes, yeah, yeah, let me go in Saverna Park.
Speaker 13 (02:19):
B J.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Good morning, good morning. You taught this man what.
Speaker 14 (02:26):
I told him about thread count and she's so important.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
But before you was his thread count like four?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (02:35):
If that, I mean it was more like polyester.
Speaker 11 (02:38):
Cardboard like the target college seat.
Speaker 14 (02:42):
Yeah, at a dollar General anymore.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Okay, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Now to kind of sausage point of BJ. Prior to you,
do you only have a sheet that he would wash
every couple of months?
Speaker 16 (02:54):
Or oh I don't even know. It didn't matter.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
I just replaced him. Yeah, okay, as you should never
was there was not going to stay.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, and I can probably use it to strip off
paint from old car or something like that. All right,
beach one second, you're in the running. Let me go Olivia,
good morning.
Speaker 16 (03:11):
All right.
Speaker 15 (03:11):
So I am more of how I attempted to domesticate
my boyfriend. I was a senior in college who was
a junior. We go on a couple of dates. I
sleep over for the first time. He has roommates, like
it's in a house. And I wake up the next
morning and I want to take a shower. The bathroom
only has a clear shower curtains, which is a shared bathroom.
I get in the shower, they only have body wash.
Speaker 16 (03:32):
I was like, wash your hair. He said, yeah, I
just used the body wash.
Speaker 15 (03:36):
Yeah, And then we go to have breakfast. And I'm
like looking at all the cabinets, I'm looking for like
the silver, where the plates, and there's just like a
stack of paper plates and a bin of plastic utensis.
I was like, is this what you guys eat off of?
He said, well, we don't want to do dishes, so
we just beat all of the paper places in the.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Pub a bin of of utensils.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
That actually, yeah, I'm a little surprised.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
That's kind of I mean, so in college, my sophomore year,
we had four guys one bathroom, and to maximize space,
I nailed to the ceiling a shower cut around the toilet,
so you have a guy in the shower, guy the guy,
And I was being smart. That was was it? Let
me go in beautiful Woodbridge home of eb Elizabeth. Good morning,
(04:27):
good morning crow. You domesticated him?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
How so, I've been with this man for like eight years,
but when we first started dating, we moved in and
I noticed that he was leaving his trash everywhere, like
his hocke, eating foods like everything.
Speaker 16 (04:41):
It's so gross.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I kept telling him that if he didn't pick up
offer himself, we were gonna get like a bug or
like a rat infestation. Of some kind, and he didn't
believe me.
Speaker 16 (04:49):
So I got some sick and target.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I pretended that we did have one, and I like
took little bits of chocolate and kind of just like sprayed,
like horrible spray all over it.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
He got so terrified.
Speaker 16 (05:02):
Yeah, because you never fit it again.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And to this day he is worse than me about
like making sure that everything is all pleased up.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So back to my point. You you played in the
man's psyche and you gasoled him.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
You're like, look what you did. You didn't listen, and
these are these are the outcome.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
This girl is hot, I guess.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, sometimes you leave the man there, Elizabeth one second
in the running. I mean, the radio station has a
giant bug problem. Yeah, and they can't figure out why. Well,
because idiots here leave food out over the weekend and
on the ground, and then we're surprised.
Speaker 17 (05:34):
I was telling John today about how I've been having
weird anxiety about like the dumbest stuff, and I realized
my anxiety is also now about cockroaches being anywhere in
this building. And I'm like, and i'd today I walked
into the building, I was like, it's normal to walk
to work where there's a lot of cockroaches, right, and
I'm like, no, it's not because I'm like cockroach.
Speaker 11 (05:51):
I'm like, will you fell there?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
And you would think these cockroaches pay rent with how
much they walk around the SAE if like they were
here first.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
Yes, you're gay. I saw one walking in front of
the wash studios and I'm like, it's just not okay.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I check in for the day.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
You can start naming them.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, Well, apparently you see worse because before a years
ago you see a Brazilian steak place on the main floor, Eric,
somebody would come to work and be rats everywhere ewe.
It's like but where the sound stage was, that was
like a Brazilian like a Fogo type situation.
Speaker 17 (06:18):
It is though, because we get there's like just food
in every section of this place every day, yes, and it's.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Left out because somebody goes somebody else.
Speaker 11 (06:25):
Will eat it and then yeah, well we will leave
it out.
Speaker 17 (06:27):
We can't, we do.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, but also we're here in the morning.
Speaker 17 (06:30):
Yeah, but we also have like the the what we
call them, the bottom feeders that come over yes and
start eating.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I'm more saying like when they get like if pizzas
a livering here at seven pm. Somebody's gonna leave out
by Oh, somebody else will get it.
Speaker 11 (06:40):
No one knows, nobody else. It's really bad.
Speaker 17 (06:41):
We've already talked about this many times, but it is
really bad. It only like fruit trays out. This is
actually this time of year.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's not great.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
I mean, maybe we should start naming.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The never forget when some genius in this show playing
ice cream take in the fridge and he rolls his
head like, oh, I can't believe one one, no idea,
let me go.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
There's no it was and I don't like.
Speaker 18 (07:08):
Deep.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
We're going to eat it quickly and then put it
back and then you forgot about it.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
We did.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm busy.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
He was acting this year on your birthday again for
a snare row.
Speaker 17 (07:17):
We put it in the fridge to make it a
little softer, and then we're like, oh my god, got
it out.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I didn't grow up eating ice cream cake, eating fun.
All right, what do you want eating fun fun? Okay?
Speaker 17 (07:29):
Yes, sometimes childhoods like you, John, stop normalizing ice cream
cake kids.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
The worst first of all, the absolute worst icen cakes
will separates us from lesser nations. Yeah, that's what revolution
war was icen cake.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Know that.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Thanks Eric. Good to know this guy trying to defend
buying ice cream in the fridge.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
It made sense at the time to make it easier
to cut.
Speaker 14 (07:58):
Your eyes.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
It was you or me that told you to do that, exactly.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
It was one of us.
Speaker 11 (08:04):
We just forgot.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I'm never mad at you. You give me so much
ammunition that you're just a gift exactly. Your most recent
post Instagram is that your idea? No, okay, just want
to ask my phone got stolen and now that's up there.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (08:23):
Sometimes Eric needs people to post for him though, and
that's probably why Severah wrote Severah, because Eric has always
When I used to be an intern, Eric would make
me look out for any kind of spelling errors or
be like is this cool?
Speaker 11 (08:37):
Does it makes sense? I'm like, okay, yeah, and it
makes sense.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
I wish you would let me do as your bumbleing
hat it. So you weren't a great dad, I mean
a great day. You were a great dad.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Do you spell community college wrong?
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
You spell college like cottage?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You make mistakes and we learn It's okay. We're still
gonna put the ice from kick in the fridge, though, yeah, yeah,
about nine months think before we worred about that.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
So well, Cruz's birthday is coming up, should we get
for him?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's true the nineteen, the nineteenth, this.
Speaker 17 (09:06):
Year, yes, ninety, it's always the nineties.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Anyway, it's nice week and he loves he's fifty five.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
He gets so excited for us Celeberty's birthday and then
talk about it here. He make a whole day.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
He's one of those guys like, oh, please, don't sell
you very much, you say, Prince Harry Megan Marko.
Speaker 11 (09:21):
Like, no, they don't do for me crazy, I would
never do that.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
So yeah, funny, I'm saying, I'm getting dinner with him
the night before first some bit work stuff. Someone's gonna
have them saying had birthday to him.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Oh my gosh, that's perfect.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Should Yeah, so that's gonna be. He probably set that
up intentionally, saying birthday, you.
Speaker 11 (09:39):
Should take them to che cheese? Are they still che cheese?
When they come out, and they'd be like, oh, I.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Haven't seen che cheese in forever. I've never been to one.
Speaker 17 (09:44):
I only wanted to celebrate my birthday there when I
was little, because they gave you the sombrero I had
to take it home.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
That was the best.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
But you took the sumbrew home.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
It was let you. Oh really yeah, I mean back
in the day.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
How many some Brewsi you have? You think I had
like four or five selling your dad's storage taking. No,
we're not so your fore father Cheeters.
Speaker 11 (10:05):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Hi, I'm calling for Matt.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Hi. This is Matt Hi.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
My name's THEA. I'm calling you from a new flower shop.
We're local downtown. We're trying out some new marketing before
the holidays. Oh sorry, what what's your name? I'm sorry,
I'm THEA. I'm THEA. I'm calling you from a new
flower shop.
Speaker 17 (10:29):
We're just trying to offer like once a week a
local a free bouquet of roses. Just hoping that you know,
with that in person marketing, that you'll come back to us.
No credit cards needed, nothing like that. I'm not even
going to know your credit card information whatsoever. It's just
a great way to get our products out there so
that hopefully you want to come try out this new
flower shop.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Is that the thing?
Speaker 10 (10:50):
It's weird but really that sounds weird but really cool.
It sounds like experiment to me. Usually it was something
sounds too good to be true.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
It usually is.
Speaker 17 (10:57):
I mean, I don't know how my number, yeah, so
from Google for Google Business and everything. So just give
us local you know, area codes of code for this number.
But sorry, my brother keeps talking to me. But so basically,
it's just hoping that you'll come back to us instead
of seeing like an Instagram ad.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Because you'll probably skip through that.
Speaker 17 (11:15):
But if you actually get to try out the product
for free, and luckily right now we can afford to
do just like one a week, it has helped get
more people in the door before at the holidays. I know,
it definitely sounds like a scam and I hate talking
on the song.
Speaker 19 (11:27):
So I can't as well, and why not if it's free?
Speaker 17 (11:32):
Okay, So I'm just gonna make you a profile in
case you do end up coming back, just to support
your local economy, you know, instead of like you know,
those nationwide flower shops.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
So who do you want to send them to? I
just need like a first name and we'll go down
this list.
Speaker 19 (11:46):
Well, do you do you deliver to like offices and stuff?
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Or just yeah, no, we can do offices.
Speaker 19 (11:52):
All right, Well then I'll give you I'll give you
the address and whenever, whenever you need it.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
But I guess what do you need like just the
first or whatever, or just the first name for now?
Speaker 19 (12:01):
Okay, let's do let's do Sasha cool?
Speaker 11 (12:04):
And then what is she to you?
Speaker 17 (12:06):
In case you come back, We're like, oh, how Sasha
your sister or your grandma wife.
Speaker 19 (12:11):
She's a coworker, a good friend, special friend.
Speaker 17 (12:15):
You know, okay coworker, coworker, yeah, special sure, and it's
just a typical flower card.
Speaker 19 (12:22):
Okay, just say maybe just say something like I can't wait.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
Till the next step or something like that, can't wait
till the next step?
Speaker 9 (12:29):
What what like?
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Yeah for our next step or something like that?
Speaker 11 (12:32):
Is this like are you like a like are you
giving them a raise or something a promotion?
Speaker 19 (12:37):
I think that if all goes well, we're going to
be moving in together.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
So oh wow, congratulations.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
And that's what a special friend is here?
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Is that?
Speaker 20 (12:47):
This?
Speaker 18 (12:47):
Well?
Speaker 9 (12:47):
Cool?
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Is that happening soon?
Speaker 17 (12:48):
We could also give you, like maybe a free bouqu
when you have your house warming.
Speaker 19 (12:52):
Well, yeah, my lease is up soon, so as soon
as my lease is up.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
We're going to probably be moving together.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
So yeah, is that soon?
Speaker 16 (13:00):
Your lease is up soon?
Speaker 15 (13:01):
You mean our lease is up soon?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (13:07):
An, oh my god, Matt.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Yeah, you're lucky.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
I've already lost my voice this week and I can't
scream breaking you.
Speaker 19 (13:19):
You're laughing at.
Speaker 21 (13:20):
Me right now.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I tell you a question.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Hold on.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
My name's intern John I guy Saucer Rose here as well.
We're doing the show, and he lets you know that Matt,
you move Bree in your place, but your lease is
up soon?
Speaker 21 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (13:36):
That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
I mean.
Speaker 19 (13:41):
Yeah, I mean I thought we were on the same page.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
You know, I needed help with with a dog.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Why when is your lease? When is your lease up?
Speaker 10 (13:52):
Matt Liken?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
My god, you had your girlfriend move in a month ago,
knowing that you're le pie is up in another month.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And you're gonna move in with another girl.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Were you gonna tell your girlfriend? Were you just gonna
surprise one day the least?
Speaker 13 (14:07):
Well?
Speaker 19 (14:07):
First, first of all, first of all, who the hell
are you.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Show?
Speaker 11 (14:12):
What we're doing it for?
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Break but.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
On the Rainbow?
Speaker 9 (14:17):
But why why are you?
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Why are you doing it on the radio?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Why are you come down to what come down. Please
do it. I might get aroused, but.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
I'm sure you will.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, okay, but you should move in with her? But
what's wrong? You had just this timeline. You've been dating
brief for a year. You told her to move in
with you, okay, full year, almost a year almost You
told her to move in with you, but you knew
your lease was ending and didn't tell her. Okay, you're
gonna moving twice in like a month.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
I didn't know what's a serious as she thought it was.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
I guess a year and she with you?
Speaker 11 (14:57):
He moved her in? Why would you?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
I mean, but people move in together that are not
in love or.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Now they're dated. It's not a random brow.
Speaker 17 (15:08):
It sounds like you wanted just a dog walker while
you figured out who you wanted to Actually, dare.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
You are a little I care about it?
Speaker 10 (15:21):
This is messed up.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You are a little bit.
Speaker 13 (15:24):
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Speaker 11 (15:28):
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Speaker 4 (15:32):
This article came out The biggest things hotel staff notice
when cleaning your room. He had a guest sauce. What
make the list if you got on. It's a good point.
It's a really good point. I have thought that, like yeah,
with hand marks and probably just smell things.
Speaker 17 (15:48):
I'm thinking like that movie Blue Crush, remember from she
was a hotel maid and she like yells at the.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Guy foreting sorry Marshall, happier sat tissues vibes. So some
of these it's like, I don't know, I know if
they're gonna notice that stuff they say some staffers notice
if you are for sustainability, like if you're for the environment,
based on how you treat the room.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Sure, I mean, I guess.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
So they're saying things like the scarted plastic for amenities,
water bottles, plastic ware as well as sirre frum cups,
and the pile up of towels is a big one.
The towel thing annoys me when the hotel is like
we're trying to save the environment, Like, no, you're trying.
Speaker 11 (16:25):
To save the two towels and I'm a chick.
Speaker 17 (16:28):
So one is for my hair, one is for my
body if I'm washing how that works If I'm washing
my hair that day, it makes sense.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
So if there's two of us in a room, I'm
going to need more towels.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
That's fair. Also, it should be a law that the
sliding doors and hotel rooms those gonna be banned. For bathrooms, like,
it needs to be a full on door that closes
with a fan, because there's nothing more traumatized. And then
traveling with somebody for the first time and some of
those barn doors and there's no fan the bathrooms like,
I'll be going to the lobby for important business calls. Yep,
I really look like I was cheating. Then I have
(16:58):
to use that bathroom.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
I get that.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
They say they also know that there's trash all over
your room.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Well, yeah, that's what I would assume.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
They say, a couple belongings here and there's not an
issue excess a trash or leaving the room a complete
disarray is a time crunch. That's more so what they're
saying than anything else. Is more rooms.
Speaker 17 (17:14):
If I want the maze to come, you know, change
the streets or sheets or something. I always do tidy
up because I get worried that I look like a slob. Yes,
not that they know who I am, but still it
bothers me.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Well, so they could probably find out who you are. Absolutely,
like I wouldn't be surprised if the hotels have a
profile if like this person always trashes the room. Yeah, Like,
if you haven't a count with like Hilton, and you
say to the Hilton and trash the room, they probably
have an idea of like probably give them the room
that's not been remodeled yet.
Speaker 17 (17:39):
I think the best made service I've ever had was
when I stayed at the hard Rock Atlanta, when I
was down there like a two years ago, and they
were just lovely people like I. I would have got
cash out so I could actually leave cat like some
more cash for them.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
They say things like trash everywhere, toothpaste in the sink,
a ring on the tub, lots. How long have you
been there?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
They say that means you get put more work in. Yeah,
that's also like why make somebody's day hard than Yes,
to be exactly like those I tried to pay everything
in the trash before I leave. Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
God.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I had an next girl for one stay with me
a hotel. Her dog clawed the door and we were gone,
destroyed the door. I'm like, that's not great. No, She's like,
what wasn't his fog? Well, I mean sounds like it
it was his fault.
Speaker 11 (18:18):
He missed you.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, I mean and not just like it's like a
brown door and then it looks like we were whittling wood.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Like, so, did you have to pay for it?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
They never charged me, okay? And I reached out and
said something. I was like, hey, they never charged me,
and so I just never asked. It's one of those
things were it's gonna leave it there.
Speaker 17 (18:35):
I say, in a hotel where the whole towel rack
just like fell off the wall randomly, and I was
actually in there blow drying my hair, and I'm like,
I swear I didn't pull on it.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
That had be scary just randomly fell Yeah, I would.
I would pee myself. They noticed the person electronics earn
their way if you misplace hotels devices, okay, they say
they noticed, like when you leave your computer on the bed,
that type of thing. They say, we don't want to
touch your stuff, but we also want to do our
job kind of sense.
Speaker 17 (19:00):
Well, yeah, if you want the hotel staff to make
your bed and you leave your laptop on there, if
they move your laptop, you cannot give out about that.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
They say. The hardest thing is trying to find the
remote control. Oh, because it gets lost so easily.
Speaker 11 (19:11):
We Well, that sounds like a hotel issue, like that
thing on it.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I think they're saying, like if you are there for
three days and you go to work whatever, and then
they have to find when they clean your room, they
want to find their motes so you can find easily.
That would be annoying you have to like constantly search
through ever. But yeah, to that point, you probably played.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
There's something else we could do for that. That is shoe.
Speaker 17 (19:29):
Because I have stayed a hotel where I literally lost
the remote and I'm like, I give up because I'm
not looking into the bed.
Speaker 11 (19:33):
I'm I'm not putting my hand down there.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
No, that's like when you drop your phone between like
the knight standing the bed hotel.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
It's like, oh god, if I can't see you with
my eyes, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, sometimes these guys go for it. Just close your
eyes and go for it. Yeah you know what I mean.
They say, usually between the sheets behind the bed, under
the bed. Yes, yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 11 (19:49):
That's why I feel like it fell under the bed.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, they say, some do notice whether or not you tip.
I would imagine that they all problem.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
I would hope that they notice.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, I would think so.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
I always lead cash.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
They say, well, the first thing in the room it
looks for is a tip is a top boy? I say,
thank you? They say, recognizing the amandasy joint. Are you
enjoy designing the towel arges, surprize your kids, ensure you
comfort levels or through the roof if they go above
and beyond? They say, sha tip, Ye for sure.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
That is nice the towels. Yeah, I seemed like like
a swan something like that. It's gonna be a cool vibe,
like a little flower. Yeah, that's like an adorable little thing.
Speaker 22 (20:24):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
This is intern John and your morning show is in case.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
You missed it, asking for a friend on Intern John
in your morning show. Let's go fake name Ashley, good morning,
Good morning. So your question was asking for a friend.
I want to make sure you get this right. This
isn't our boyfriend yet. This is the guy that we're seeing.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Is that fair? Yeah? We mas some hinge and well
I want things to get a bit more serious. But
he admitted that he's he works with his ex girlfriend okay.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
And so you guys have been going on dates for
bout a month, right, yeah, okay, and you've you guys
have talked about like, hey, like taking things to the
next step fair exactly? And did he offer up like, hey,
like I think you should know that, you know, I
do work with my ex or how is it even
Broughton conversation?
Speaker 11 (21:22):
He did?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
He he brought it up, and he told me they're
in medical sales and they don't see each other very often,
but occasionally they do cross paths, and he just thought that,
like I should know.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
That, okay. And so was it a bad breakup? Was
it like amicable?
Speaker 8 (21:40):
It was amicable. So I don't really know how to
feel about that.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
And then I guess how long do you know how
long they did?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Roughly it was about a year and a half.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
And how long they've been apart.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
For I'm sure about the same a long of time.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Okay. So, so so they've been like they've been apart
for a year and a half, this happened to work
with the same company. Yeah, okay. Do you think it's
a positive that he told you because I feel like
he probably could have hit.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
It right, Yeah, I mean, I absolutely would would have
never found out for more than likely. So I think
that's that's honest on his behalf. I just don't know.
I guess it's my own insecurity.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Okay, so you don't know if you if it work
for you, like if you could handle knowing that he
could be in the same room with his acts.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Is that fair?
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Right?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Okay, can't put you and hold one second? Sure, so
I get you on hold saucyr thoughts.
Speaker 17 (22:30):
I will say I like that he was very forward
and said, you know, we dated, like we undo things
a year and a half go, we're cordial. Did but also,
medical device sales, A lot of my friends do that,
and you really don't see your coworkers that often, so
I don't see it as a big deal. I like
that he was upfront and honest and you know, answered
any questions that she had. But also I do feel
(22:54):
like she answered her own question because she said that
she just doesn't like the idea of that. Then okay,
if you don't like that, now, it's not to change
unless one of them leaves that job. So if you're
going to be dating someone that you quote unquote want
to move to the next level of like get more
serious with But I don't think you can get serious
if you are already saying no, that's like a no
go for me. You're not going to change your opinion.
(23:14):
He's not going to leave his job for you. You've
been dating for three weeks yea.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
And also I guess if that is like her decision, right,
she knows she can't do it. There's nothing wrong with
that's that's it's like, it's just this means it's not
going to work for you. Yeah, so and then that's
just going to become a burden.
Speaker 17 (23:28):
If you did act like oh, that's fine and you
didn't really feel that way, it will be a burden
going forward.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I think that's that's fair.
Speaker 17 (23:35):
I say, probably endic because it doesn't sound like you're
ready for that. But I don't think that's a big
deal because they probably hardly see each other.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Well, I think the year and a half between to
day for year and a half, that's obviously a long
term relationship. But then the fact they've been able to
work with each other while being broken up for a
year and a half to your points, probably suggest they
don't run in each other that often, and if they do,
they can at least handle it.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
They can act like adults about it, which is great.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, because I feel like if you worked with an
next for a year and a half and you hate it,
you would move on.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
I said they ended in a year and a half ago.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, it's so saying said they probably worked with each
other for year and half season broken up, and clearly
they must be on decent terms and they can still
work with each other or they on see each other,
which is also there's that too in Rockville Aerial, good morning,
good morning. So you your youran boyfriend works with an X.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, and I'll be honest with you, like he told
me right away when we first started dating, and it
has not been an issue at all.
Speaker 16 (24:34):
So as long as your boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Communicates it with you, I just it's not an issue.
Speaker 16 (24:39):
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 11 (24:41):
Honesty is very important.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, can I asked a question Aariel and not to
play Dallas advocate. Let's just say he never told you.
Let's say he never told you. Would you have found out?
Speaker 16 (24:49):
You think?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I mean I majored in digging up history, so like, yeah,
I would have found out. Like That's why women are
such great archaeologists because we can did up the past.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Actually, are you actually do you have dinosaurs? Does that
we do for a living?
Speaker 17 (25:10):
No?
Speaker 16 (25:10):
Of course not.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
Damn Okay, I can absolutely not.
Speaker 16 (25:16):
But I know that I would have found it would
have come up. Whether it would have come up six
months in or two years in like we're in, it
would have come up. And it's best to not have
that sprung on you. Especially it would have come up.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
At some holiday party or something A friend knows, a coworker,
someone would have known. As long as there's honesty from
the beginning, there's no reason why this can't work.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
See the question have you ever the ex? Have you
ever seen the X I got an event or anything like.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
That or now, Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. I've
seen her at their holiday Christmas party. I did last year,
and I'm sure I will this year.
Speaker 16 (25:54):
It's not it.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I think maybe the first time things can be uncomfortable
because I think it also depends what type of ex
it is, how long they work together.
Speaker 15 (26:03):
But truthfully, as long.
Speaker 16 (26:05):
As there's honesty, there really shouldn't be this much of
an issue.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Truly, I'm being honest.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Your home one second, let your hole gets your coffee, rose,
your thoughts with this.
Speaker 22 (26:15):
I think, as long as he's not harboring any feelings
for her, I don't see how it could be. Like,
as long as both people have moved on and there
are no lingering feelings between either of them, I don't
see it would necessarily be an issue.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah, I guess it's again. I think if he had
hit it and then she found out months.
Speaker 11 (26:33):
Later, I would be living.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, that would be that would be tough. I would
feel like I was like, obviously.
Speaker 11 (26:40):
I really don't make me look stupid.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, that goes back. The biggest thing is I want
to be the last person knows. So to Ariel's point,
I wouldn't want to go to the office Christmas party
as dating somebody and then be like, why is somebody
looking at me weird? And looking at the person with
in the guy over by the punch exactly, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 22 (26:57):
But I do agree with Saus that if this is
already an issue for her, and that's like her hard line,
like she's she doesn't want to be in a relationship
with some woman working at their accent, she.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Just needs to end it.
Speaker 11 (27:06):
Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Just startating like, yeah, somebody at texts in she needs
to fight the X no other option. I think that Honestly,
I think that's it if I was that dude, like, hey,
you guys need to throw down for me. Whoever on
the prize, yeah yeah yeah, and on the prize and
whoever wins the fist fight you get to have me.
And how sick is that?
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Like you watched too many Batgirls Club shows?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, I think I want yeah, I want be the
Damns on the stress who the Knights fight for.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern. Johnny, your
morning show.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Is in case you missed it, Jennifer, good morning, Good morning.
Now Jennifer, you realize in hindsight, like this is the
stuff of serial killers. Right, No, okay, lay on, this
girl will be the judge.
Speaker 23 (28:04):
So as a child, when the cicados would come out
in the fall or spring, whenever they come out, I
would collect the little cicado shells and I'd have like
a little collection of them, and I like to put
them down my shirt and wear them as buttons.
Speaker 11 (28:22):
Well, probably would like when the cicada's really horrible. Yeah, yeah,
absolutely buttons.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Du I mean, but in Pasadena, probably very very fashionable,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 16 (28:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Exactly how old were you at the time, Jennifer, Oh,
I don't know, probably like eight to ten. Okay, it's
a cute, light year old girl. And they just the
sweets whole thing. And then she got dried cicados as buttons.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
People eat them. Stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
It was a weird time, I'm sure, all right, Jennifer.
One second of the running. Not surprising Pasadena at all. Yeah,
just going out Waldorf. Brianna, good morning, good morning. You
were the weird kid. How so?
Speaker 18 (29:08):
I had a medical condition in my eye and I
had to wear an eye patch, and at school, I
was about ten or eleven. At school, I would tell
everybody that I was a pirate and I was from
the Caribbeans.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
For two years. Good for you, Yeah you are hell yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Did you talk?
Speaker 20 (29:26):
Help?
Speaker 18 (29:27):
It didn't help that the Pirates of the Caribbeans was
famous at that time, like they were coming out, So.
Speaker 10 (29:32):
You know, I love that.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Okay, I would do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
But but what an experience, So, Brianna, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 18 (29:38):
It was I had I think I had convinced myself I.
Speaker 16 (29:41):
Was a pirate.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
That's all matters. As long as you believe Brianna was Second,
you're in the running. I got there's so many of
these and white Marsh good morning, Hi.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
You're the weird kid growing up?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
How I told everyone I had superpowers and I showed
them my super speed by running really fast in a circle.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Duh would be pretty fast?
Speaker 16 (30:05):
I think so?
Speaker 24 (30:06):
I mean I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah. And so you just told your superpower is only
limited to speed? Or do you have other powers as well?
Speaker 25 (30:13):
It was only the super speeds. I mean, that's the
only one I could show off at least.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
You are you still pretty fast?
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Corey?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Have you lost the power?
Speaker 19 (30:20):
No?
Speaker 7 (30:20):
I lost it?
Speaker 16 (30:21):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (30:22):
Shoot?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, old knees, I get you a cory one second,
you're the running. I'd love to see a video first
running the circle?
Speaker 11 (30:28):
Like do you see the flames? I can't.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
My mom needs tell me that I would skate. She'd
tell me I was so fast. I was a blur.
I believe her for the longest time, and now I'm
looking back like that was Mike could barely skate.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
That's why you don't trust one man, huh.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
One than any reasons. More of those we'll get into
in the coming weeks.
Speaker 11 (30:42):
Okay, let me go.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Uh yeah, Tretha, good morning, Hi, good morning? All right,
you're the weird oft growing up?
Speaker 25 (30:50):
Howe Uh yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
So instead of P D and Jay sandwiches when I
was a kid, I would eat mayonnaise and mustard sandwiches
all the time. And I would give them to my
friends because I told them it was much better.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
And yeah, okay, now is that something we stumbled upon?
Was the mayonnaise in a mustard? Or how'd we get there?
Speaker 16 (31:11):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
I just I saw it in my fridge, and I
decided it might be good together. And then I put
it on white bread and I just ate it together
and I loved it.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Okay. And when when's the last time we had one
of those?
Speaker 16 (31:24):
Maybe when I was fifteen?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Okay, have you ever thought about going back to the
dark side and having some male mustard sandwich? The Eminem's
no now, I just added to.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
My regular subway orders andah.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Okay, fair enough, Okay, Oh what second, you're in the running?
May she vote for your favorite Evertext nine ninety three
three eight in Warrenton, Ashley, good morning, good morning. You
were the weird kid, how Ashley?
Speaker 12 (31:50):
I like collecking and drinking for bones.
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Okay, chaologists, Like, as a kid, you were digging for bones.
Speaker 16 (31:58):
Uh I was a kid?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, like what kind of bones?
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Now?
Speaker 15 (32:05):
Just uh mostly you know animals?
Speaker 11 (32:08):
Sure did they find did you find any?
Speaker 8 (32:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (32:13):
I mean it definitely helps now kind of went into
the crime scene.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Route as an adult.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
That makes sense, Okay, I guess it works for me.
Speaker 9 (32:20):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
So as like a kid, though, like a six year
old ash you would dig up bones and bring them
back in her in her room.
Speaker 16 (32:27):
Uh yeah, Actually I tried a lot.
Speaker 14 (32:29):
So out on the farm, we'd find like a lot
of dead things, especially like uh you actually tried a
lot of skeletons from like lizards and stuff.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Like full one.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
So yeah, okay, you didn't really have to dig for
stuff too much, but yeah you'd find them and nothing
that still had like.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Stuff on it.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Sure yeah sure okay, Now she went second, you're in
the running somebody texteding where they even begin? I used
to start school by having seventeen spoons of must oh. Wow,
I became the entertainment during lunch. I used to also
pop my job at a place during crash for entertainment.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
Wow, that sounds painful.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Don't like that.
Speaker 11 (33:10):
So you're eating mustard at lunch?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Yeah, okay, just seventeen packets of it.
Speaker 17 (33:15):
You went through balls and mustard like crazy, or I
guess if there was a school line packets of it.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah, something to you know, ship out the kids. Whose boss?
Speaker 11 (33:23):
That's fine?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yeah, I mean yeah, that's a bit that's a bit much.
Somebody said, I've been fun. I've been friends with the
male mustard girl because I used to eat peanut butter
and mustard as a kid cheap.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Oh wow, Okay, that's scary, is it?
Speaker 18 (33:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:37):
They probably ate something weird as a kid now peanut
butter and mustard.
Speaker 13 (33:41):
No.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
I used to take like when I make grilled cheese,
I would then like take a stick at like the
other single thing of cheese and put in the grease
and to seat the cheesy grease. Okay, and like it
was really good.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
If I did it today, I probably have heart attack.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
And you probably have heartburn. For sure.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
I would have more heart blockage. Dropping big words.
Speaker 13 (34:00):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (34:01):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Intern John in your Morning show, Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Second date update on Internshohn in your morning show. The
dating feel is not fun. It's one of the worst
things you can experience, and there is nothing worse. And
when you have a match with somebody and you think
there's that spark and you think, perhaps I've gotten out
of the poop pool if you speak, so I speak,
and then they stopped talking to you. We try to
see exactly what went wrong. Ashton, Good morning.
Speaker 16 (34:29):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Hey, I'm going through your email. You and TJ a
little bit longer of a courtship than we usually have.
But you guys first matched on Hinge how long ago?
Speaker 16 (34:39):
About two months ago?
Speaker 10 (34:41):
We matched on Hedge. A really good match at that, Okay, And.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
What about TJ made him stand out among the countless
pursuers you have.
Speaker 24 (34:50):
He had gold and he was very forward with the conversation,
and he smiled a lot. He listened to me when
he asked me a question, never cut off. The conversation
wasn't all about him. I'm very good looking man. His
photos matched on Hinge.
Speaker 11 (35:07):
So that's good.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
So you're you're saying that if you have good intention
and you're a gentleman, that gets you bonus points and
dating apps.
Speaker 19 (35:15):
Yes, that's on my checklist, gotcha.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Okay, So, over the course of the last basically two months,
according to your email, you guys went on dates or
a date almost every week, right.
Speaker 26 (35:26):
Every week.
Speaker 16 (35:27):
Yeah, we would go to movie night. One time we
went to the Melting Pot, which.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Get to cut your own food.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Absolutely.
Speaker 16 (35:36):
Yeah, we he made me dinner.
Speaker 24 (35:40):
That was really fun, getting more close to each other.
Speaker 25 (35:44):
Halloween we went as friends, but we actually have a
really good turnout, was really good.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Well, it's gonna say again, gone over your email. That
to me is a big one. You guys went out
and you met each other, you met his friends or
he met your friends. Whose friend group was.
Speaker 25 (35:59):
He met my friend, all my girls, all my girls
in the group all we're super interested this guy talking
about Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
And so how did that get with the friends? The
friends like him? Did he you know, live up to expectations.
Speaker 25 (36:12):
Yeah, the friends were high hopes at first, and they said, well,
it matched everything that we talked about in our group chat.
Speaker 16 (36:18):
And he was very a gentleman. He paid for all our.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Drinks and that's always smart man.
Speaker 25 (36:23):
Okay, araoke night, and it just seemed like he was
kind of like one of the girls too.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
So it was good of curiosity of all the men
that have met your friend group, how does he rank
as far as like that first impression, like how did
he do versus xes?
Speaker 25 (36:39):
Oh, man, I have a bad record in my usually egotistical, narcissistic, you.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Know you name it.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
This guy.
Speaker 25 (36:47):
They were like, this is the one I wanted to
pay attention to.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Okay, yeah, okay. I was like yeah, yeah, okay, and
so okay, so that's huge. So then I also say
to you, guys, seburned birthday together or he took him
out for his birthday? Yes, I did.
Speaker 25 (37:03):
I took him out to just a simple dinner.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
It was like a.
Speaker 24 (37:07):
Dinner.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
And we have not heard from him in about two weeks.
Is that fair?
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Right? I am?
Speaker 10 (37:12):
I am okay, I wonder what happened.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah, because to me, this like of you know, sometimes
we do these and it seems like, okay, pretty obvious
this season, you guys are taking the right pace to
interesting commitment. So let's just let me call and try
and get him on and we'll get his side of
the story too, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, Well one second,
try to get him real quick. Hello, I confer TJ
(37:45):
please to him and man, this is uh, my name's
intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
We're doing a second date update on the show. Can
I talk to the air real quick? It's like thirty
seconds of your time?
Speaker 8 (37:59):
Yes, what's up?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Okay? So I got something on the line here Ashton,
if you want to say.
Speaker 16 (38:03):
Hello, hello, TJ?
Speaker 26 (38:06):
How you doing yail that?
Speaker 4 (38:07):
And so TJ Ashton reached out to us. She told us,
you guys a match on I believe it's hinge about
two months ago. Been doing the dating thing the last
two months, met her her friends at Halloween. You guys
had like a movie night to the Melting Pot night.
But she hasn't heard in about two weeks. So we're
trying to see where your head, Zach, because it sounds
(38:27):
like from at least we've gathered so far. Are you
guys around the right path to love and fellowship?
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (38:37):
Yeah, no?
Speaker 9 (38:38):
I it was she really cute, very sweet.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
I like being out with her. What happened there was
this weird.
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Situation where she took me out to celebrate my birthday.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
We're in a new relationship.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
That is kind of like I wasn't really expecting to
celebrate my birthday with a brand new girlfriend.
Speaker 16 (39:05):
Uh.
Speaker 21 (39:06):
And then then it happened, and and then I got
there when we were all seated at the steakhout and
her entire family was there. No, I'm talking about like mom, dad, auntie,
like other kids, like niece's nephews, Like, oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Did you a little bit weird?
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Did you set up the birthday there to be with
your whole family?
Speaker 16 (39:35):
I did. I left that out, but I did.
Speaker 25 (39:38):
I'm very family oriented and everything that happens in my life,
my family knows. Like I always keep them super involved.
Speaker 16 (39:46):
I'm super close to my dad.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Okay, but do you do you think that that might
I would have been shocked if I want to restaurant
somebody's whole sun family.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
So it's his birthday, not your birthday, right.
Speaker 16 (39:59):
I didn't see there was an issue.
Speaker 24 (40:01):
We I do have a really strange uncle that kept
hugging him, constantly grabbed him.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
But that might be all right, that might.
Speaker 10 (40:12):
Be okay, I'm gonna put you was actually my favorite.
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Okay, I'm gonna put you. I'm gonna put you as hold.
Are you team TJ or Team Ashton?
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Speaker 4 (40:29):
I thought this was that funny. This is trending today
the strange things airbnb hosts have asked guests to do.
When Airbnb first came out, remember it was like the
anti hotel. It was supposed to be the easier thing
of a hotel checking. Yeah, it's cheaper, it's just it
just makes things easier. And then like they let these
ho a school board mofos who just get a little
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bit of power, ruined the whole thing where it's become
more of a pain in the ass than actress saying hotel. Absolutely,
and in some cases more expensive. Yeah, why do I
have to clean up and then pay cleaning fee? What
does that make in Some of the most outrageous claims
were some groups had water plants twice a day. No, yeah, yeah,
twenty seven percent of guests that they've been asked before
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extra home care duties beyond basically now plant watering be
one of the most common ones. Okay, I'm not rid
of my responsibility.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I've never had that happen.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
No, and I also don't watter my own plants. Asked
feeding their exotic pets, Oh.
Speaker 22 (41:27):
Yeah, take your exotic pet out of there. Yeah, I'm
not paying so babies hit your pet.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I guess have been asked to handle raw meat for
snakes or prep though mice for lizards. That's a little
bit too much.
Speaker 11 (41:40):
No, only if you give me a discount and I
agree to do it a huge one.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yeah, discount. Strip the beds and wash all the sheets.
I've had. I've had to strip the beds before.
Speaker 11 (41:48):
I've had to wash the sheets before I left.
Speaker 17 (41:50):
And I'm like, so when do I get up and
I like start washing them because they had they have
to be dry, and then they wanted them put back
in a pile. They didn't want them folded. And I
never would forget how weird that was. I even commented,
like I had message them today before, I said, are
you sure that you want them back in a pile?
They're like, yeah, no, we'll fold them.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
That's so bizarre.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
It's not weird.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Again, it goes back to why are you paying the
cleaning for them?
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
One of the strangest request was to watch the host children. No, hell, yeah,
that's I'm here for a vacation.
Speaker 22 (42:19):
Is gonna have some random ask person in their airbnb
watching their kids.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yeah, literally psychotic refill the fridge from the store. Some
hosts have asked, yes, swing by the sort of resock
im is the way back? Yeah, that's again that's not
what I'm here for.
Speaker 17 (42:34):
But I've also never really been in an airbnb where
it had stuff in the fridge.
Speaker 10 (42:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
I also wouldn't trust it. Yeah, like they always said
with comedians, like never if there's stuff left in the
green room, don't use it because people will put body
fluids in there like mayonnaise and stuff to not Yeah,
which is fair. Uh, collect eggs in the chicken cube,
that's Yeah.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
If you're sitting somewhere like that, then maybe you would
just assume you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Yeah, but I'm still like, I'm not I'm not sure
farm hand. Yeah, I'm saying, but I will.
Speaker 22 (43:02):
Say if they said I could use them, I would
probably do it.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Bally take out the trash daily, they say, being told
empty the trash every single day with exact instructions, that's crazy. No,
you don't know if I don't do any Yeah, well,
I think it's some places of cameras. I think that's
probably part of it, which is also there's not the
worst in the places of camera and you can tell
her watching because you'll get updates. Yeah, okay, how is
the outside? Leave me alone?
Speaker 11 (43:27):
You're being really wow.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah you don't even know bro vacuum before you leave?
Speaker 11 (43:32):
No, I like, I think, I don't know. If I
think I had like sweep before, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Maybe Okay, leave a handwritten thank you note. Somehow is
don't stuff for island reviews like a man of physical
note guests or asked to write something thoughtful before leaving.
Uh yeah, I think that's I mean, you can.
Speaker 22 (43:48):
Ask me to sign your guest book, but I'm not
writing you a handwritten thank you letting me stay in
your home that I paid for.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
No tend to their garden my garden?
Speaker 11 (44:00):
If do these people know this going in or do
they decide something?
Speaker 4 (44:03):
I think it's one of those things where maybe probably
can read the whole package, you just book the place
and go. But like, yeah, that is wild. But also
Airbnb is like this is the reason why you're struggling
because you have morons like this. Do things use one
towel the whole state?
Speaker 17 (44:15):
No, that's I haven't at places before where they give
me two towels and I'm there for.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
Like a week.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
That's just wild to me. Yeah, would you want me
to walk around your floors wet them?
Speaker 11 (44:25):
And it's a place that you could have more than
just one person. And I'm like, okay, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Turn off the Wi fi a night? Some hosts believe
routersh we turned off the night. They say it saves
energy or improved sleep.
Speaker 11 (44:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Also for guess, that means you lose connection.
Speaker 11 (44:41):
Yeah, that's that's insane.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
So and then though, if you have someplace to see
you have no service, Yeah, what do you do? You
only connected to like Wi fi to talk to people?
That's a no go. Also, how would be the other
thing and.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
They would know? They probably get an alert or something
maybe Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
And the last one on here again crazy. Bring the
host a gift?
Speaker 11 (45:00):
No, yes, I'm gonna bring you a gift. I'm paying.
Speaker 9 (45:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, it's not like I'm a guest in your house
for free, like your white sauce. Yeah, I'm you have
my credit card. Yeah, I'm paying the view, Yes, they say,
I believe or not. Some lessons asked guests. A president
could be wine, chocolates or soupnir from home. No, yeah,
that's uh.
Speaker 17 (45:21):
You shouldn't have an Airbnb if you're asking forgivets, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Just the good stuff is intern John and your morning
shows Amy, in case you missed it, fake name Amy,
Good morning, Good morning. Your confession involves boyfriend? What's going on?
Speaker 9 (45:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (45:38):
It does.
Speaker 16 (45:40):
So I've been dating my boyfriend now for like two
months and she doesn't know that I have a sugar daddy.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Okay, And so how do we meet sugar daddy?
Speaker 16 (45:55):
Here's the old fashioned way. I am a waitress, and
you actually met the restaurant I work at.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Okay, And so what what are the parameters, if you will,
of the sugar daddy relationship?
Speaker 16 (46:09):
Yeah, it's nothing like gross. But he sends me cash
and we'll talk on the phone or sometimes we'll grab lunch.
But ok very often.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
And is it just like your thought is why turn
down the money until I know if this guy is
the one? Is that kind of way it is?
Speaker 8 (46:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (46:30):
I mean it's not like it's not I don't think
I'm cheating or anything like that. It's just kind of
a side business. And I don't want I don't make
a lot of money at my job, Like I don't
want to give.
Speaker 9 (46:40):
Up this money.
Speaker 16 (46:41):
Right now, especially if I don't know it's been so
fresh with this relationship.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Okay, so that's fair. Okay, Can I put you a
whole one second?
Speaker 8 (46:50):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (46:51):
And in Fairfax fake name Katie?
Speaker 10 (46:53):
Good morning, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
So your con fashion involves a friend's wedding, but also
your is what's going on?
Speaker 26 (47:02):
Yeah, I'm I'm currently a bridesmaid in my friend's wedding
and I'm actually also engaged right now, and I haven't
like announced my bridal party yet, but I am not
(47:23):
going to be asking.
Speaker 12 (47:24):
Her to be a bride.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Oh okay, Yeah, and I told her yet Okay? And
so is it because does she look at you as
better friends than you are? Is it because of just
the layout of the bridal parties or what's the reason?
Speaker 26 (47:41):
So our bridal parties are going to be pretty small,
We're having like a relatively small wedding.
Speaker 16 (47:46):
And I have a sister, but fiance has two sisters,
but he really wants included. And then like she's just
not well, she's a good friend, but she's not like
one of my best tri got you?
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Okay? So did it is one of those things where
it's a little bit awkward And now it's like, hey,
I'll do it, but you're not going to be in mind. Yeah, okay, okay,
can I put you hold one second?
Speaker 7 (48:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:13):
So fake name Melissa, good morning, good morning. I go
your confashion laid on as what you got.
Speaker 13 (48:21):
So.
Speaker 12 (48:22):
I recently broke up with my ex boyfriend about like
a month ago, and I opened up my Tinder profile
actually like two or three weeks after, and one of
his old high school friends had adam own snapchat nice
and was like, uh yeah, I saw your Tinder profile,
and I guess he tried to make it seem like
(48:43):
he was like, you know, like being there for his friends.
Speaker 20 (48:46):
He was like yeah, like you know, like Marco was
my broth and blah blah blah and yeah. So then
afterwards I was like, uh, well we're done. We're not
together more. He ended up wanting to.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Hook yeah and sorry you get hung up with a friend?
Speaker 8 (49:07):
No?
Speaker 12 (49:08):
I did not, but I think I might.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Okay, So what what's holding you back from getting on
top of that wiggling Joe?
Speaker 11 (49:17):
Don't talk like that.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
I'm saying, like, what's like, what what's the deciding factor?
Speaker 9 (49:22):
Uh? Person was very like he was like, oh, but
I don't want to know.
Speaker 22 (49:28):
I don't want to try.
Speaker 12 (49:29):
Too much, but like, why didn't you Thays break up?
Speaker 8 (49:32):
Why are you not?
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Why are you not talking up? What's gonna make you decide?
Speaker 10 (49:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yes, I want that?
Speaker 11 (49:37):
Why so entertainment for not qu what's gonna make.
Speaker 16 (49:39):
You decide that?
Speaker 8 (49:39):
I do want that.
Speaker 12 (49:42):
I'm not gonna lie. I mean I think we know.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
So what would make you want to do it?
Speaker 9 (49:52):
How do I say it about?
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Like you just try and then we'll have done.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
We will.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
But that's the point of the conversation. Girls, we're trying.
Speaker 10 (50:00):
Yeah on how big?
Speaker 4 (50:07):
How big the attraction is? Yes, I got so many
things unpacked there, because how would you have before? Unless
you ask for president?
Speaker 11 (50:14):
I'm like, where's where's this going?
Speaker 20 (50:15):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (50:15):
All right?
Speaker 4 (50:16):
It's going to be like in the moment of sure,
I don't believe fake names, Zach, good morning?
Speaker 9 (50:22):
Oh hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (50:24):
What's your secret?
Speaker 8 (50:24):
Sir?
Speaker 17 (50:27):
So?
Speaker 13 (50:27):
I had a really close trusted friend on Facebook who
lifted a role expert sale along with a bunch of
other other items that have been competing out a role
ex for years now, and I thought I get for
a good price.
Speaker 9 (50:40):
So I'm losing like five hundred dollars for a roller?
Speaker 4 (50:47):
How did you lose the money?
Speaker 9 (50:50):
So it turned off to be a big scam on Facebook?
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Wait, but you thought he was a friend of yours.
Speaker 13 (50:57):
I thought it was a really close like trusted for
I guess the early morning Sunday I wasn't paying at
these really awesome.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Wait exactly I'm saying, did your friend scam you? Or
did you? Is the friend that involved in this at all?
Speaker 9 (51:11):
The part wasn't It was not involved with somebody who
hiding the account?
Speaker 17 (51:16):
But yeah, okay there but also buying a role axe
on Facebook? That's wild, that's why for five hundred dollars. Yeah,
I don't even know how much they're supposed to be,
so that's a lot like ten grand for some.
Speaker 22 (51:29):
I thought a ten grand watch for five hundred dollars
I would immediately think it was there was something fishing.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
That's the point. We don't judge though. No, but uh,
you both your favorite text nine at three three.
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