That Time Erick Wanted To Share Boxers With Intern John

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Interns, John and you were Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Monday, friend, Welcome the show interns. John is my name, Saslo,
Hello rose Hi, Hi, got to Eric here, Hoodie sa
there as well. Nine ninety three three eight to text
dmz O bant Wymus Radio. It is a National Pie Day. Okay,
that's I thought that was three point one four? Isn't
that pie? Sure? National eater and Apple Day? Sure. Also

(00:24):
Cyber Monday, which I feel like we just kind of
forget about because that can be any day you can
shop online. Name got War of the Roses to say
your jingle ball tickets as well, Sauce. How was your weekend?
It was great.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I had a fun week. I was very very social
last week. For four days in a row, I went
out and that was a lot for me. So yesterday
I did not go out to watch football because I
look at you, it was like, there's this absolutely no why.
But Thanksgiving I went with the Orphans. I didn't end
up going North Carolina. So I went to North Orphans
to my friend Bruce's house, and he had orans. It's

(00:56):
a bunch of people that didn't have anywhere to go,
and so I called us to the orphans and uh that
was fun. We played adult hide and Seek. I thought
you were going to Chuck's house. Oh, Chuck had told
me literally not even twenty four hours before that you
were going.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, you were talking about all that.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I was like, literally at he told me.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And also you said, I don't know I'm gonna go.
I think I just want to be myself. Yeah, yeah,
I mean texta a nice I was included.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, well, anyway, so this is about me. Uh So
I went to my neighbor's house for Thanksgiving too. I
went to my friend Revent's and then I went there
to Bruce's and then Friday night went out just locally,
and then I had like a brunch with my friends
on Saturday that I had suggested on Friday night when
we were out and I was like, we should all

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get brunch, and everybody knows I am not a brunch girly,
so it was just kind of a last minute thing,
but there ended up we just kept inviting people, so
it ended up being fourteen of us, so we that
was fine. And then yeah, I had chill day read
a really long book over the weekend and it was
really good. Alchemies pretty good. Probably the books are this year.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So do you have your jingle Ball stuff ready?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, I mean it's not. It's not here yet. I
order it like over a week ago. Okay, so I
don't know how my options I have only ordered too. Okay,
I don't know one of them is gonna work?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is that one? Like a dress versus a not dress?
So they both right?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Okay, so yeah, we'll see. They're not here yet though,
so I can't tell you fair enough.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I had a great weekend, lots of family time. It
was a lot of fun. Yesterday I got to do
some shopping for myself, which was nice because I don't
do that very often. And now we are in straight
Charlie birthday mode.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Let's go. Yeah, So it's uh, it's a sprint through.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
After jingle Ball and then I can relax just a
little bit till through Christmas. Yeah, that's that's what. That's
what my My next two weeks are. We have to
get the house clean, we have to finish like getting
all the decorations together, birthday presents.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, all that stuff, all things. Yeah, it'll be good.
My week is love. I had to work at the
bar basically every day, and the best part was Matt
a bunch of listeners this weekend. My favorite listen interaction.
This guy comes up. He goes, hey, just so you know,
I am so ready for war the roses, and I
was like, excuse me. He goes, I already know hung
the answer the phone. I know exactly who I'm gonna
send him to. And I was like, hey, man, maybe

(03:19):
that's a problem. Yeah, that's weird. Maybe we just yeah,
do it that way and then we're good to go.
He said, well, yeah, but like if I ever got
called though, send him my girlfriend. I was like, all right,
I would probably.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
That.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think he meant well, I think I'm gonna assume
positive intent that he isn't do anything bad. It's more so, yeah,
I think he probably was job so I was not,
but it was yeah, what the black Wednesday was crazy.
I got Eric story for later about that, because Eric
was very offended I wouldn't share something with him, and

(03:55):
I want to get to that a little bit later on,
because well, it's because you and Tim we're sharing, sharing
makeup and stuff, and there's like, why don't we share things?
And he was listening things we could share, and none
of them sounded appealing okay, so but get that to
a little bit later and then hockey starts officially the
first game of the year. First. That's exciting, very excited.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. Did you guys
play Mount Saint Joe's.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh, Mount Saint Joe.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
There it is. It's just a one Joe, a couple
of Joe's.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Fine, it's just one Joe.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Beauty is conveniently at Laurel at six pm.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
No way, it's not like it's in Baltimore the school
or anything.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
But I'm just saying it's more so the six pm
part of it's gonna be the the fun part.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
That'll be a fun bus ride on the bus with
the kids.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
No oh, no, I stopped riding the bus. That's now
We had a ride to Calvert Hall ones and that
for like a four o'clock game. To leave the school
at one and be on the bus a school bus
for several hours, it's just not great.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
At least and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, but it's also gets cold and it stinks because
all the bags are on the bus. It smells like fun.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
You have to listen to a bunch of teenage boys
just talking about like some stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
And then like if we have the station on and
like a commercial comes on my voice like, oh coaches
at you, Mike, Well, it says Intern John Yeah, yeah
and that was that me. Yeah, I know I threw
my voice versus crazy. I'll let's to this. First call
to day, get you my man shirt and coffee eight
seven seven nine ninety five four six eight one good
luck Rose has the three things he needs. No comming.

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What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
We're talking about Norad getting ready to track Santa.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
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Let's do this from the city.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Changes the world peers Rose with three things you.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Need to know for your Monday, Rose, whatich you offer us?

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Just Shoppers spends a record eleven point eight billion dollars
online during Black Friday, which was nine point one percent
more than last year.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
People also spent six point four billion online on Thanksgiving Day.
The busiest online shopping hours, uh, pretty much in the
morning when everyone's waiting to eat. Yeah, but more than
half of all purchases were made on phones instead of computers,
which isn't very shocking. Popular items include video game systems
electronics when playing stuff like that. So the Prince Charger's
County Police Department is warning residents about scams that can

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ruin their holidays. The police department says, and scammers are
becoming more sophisticated, using texts, pop up messages, and phone
calls to impersonate major companies like PayPal and Venmo.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've been getting this a lot lately. I've also been.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Getting like, oh, thank you for your purchase on Apple
of like four hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm like, what did I'm like, that's not that's not me.
I always check.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
The email when like the email address when this is
coming from somebody, because nine hundred percent of.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
The time it is not from Apple.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
The global scammers obviously is to gain financial information so
that they can drain your bank account or make fraudulent charges.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Which is not fun. During the holidays.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Please are urging people to be extra cautious to report
any suspicious sounding messages that you may get. And Norad
is gearing up for its seventieth year of tracking Santa.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, I love this so much.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
So they're kicking off the festivities with a revamped website.
It's full of games, music, there's a countdown and Santa's
virtual North Whole Village, which is really cool.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
So kids, you can follow.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
The big guy around on Christmas Eve through the app
through social media platforms.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Also you can use your Amazon and whats of devices and.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Even on their like a new web based calling option
that adds language support to.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Two hundred different languages. It's pretty incredible.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
And then volunteers are going to be answering calls about
Santa's location during.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
The day like leading up to before.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
It's just who an automated system overnight obviously because the
elves are working really hard.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, and they want you to know where Santa Is.
I think it's very awesome. I'm Rose. Those are the
three things you need to know of the day. Thank you, Rose.
You're welcome by an hour from now. War of the Roses.
Trying to catch cheaters. It's never good when you say
your man's being problematic. That's the exact quote from the email.
I will talk to her yes after seven. If you
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You search interns, Johnny Morning Show, wherever you listen to podcasts,
you can grab it right there. Whant to get to
this too, so Vice put this out. If you are
meeting your partner's family over the holiday season, how to
win them over high stakes? It is.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's a big it's a big thing.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, because you've probably been dating for a while, they've
heard about you, and now it's like Christmas is like
you're on trial. Yeah yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
And they definitely the family already has an idea of
who you are in their heads. You're like, you really
don't already, And.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
There's nothing worse than if your partner's been delaying it,
Like I always want to meet the parents sooner rather
than later. It gets to me awkward if we like
four months in and it's gonna seem like I didn't
want to meet them, and that's not the case, I guess.
So they talk to body experts, language experts, and just
therapists in general first, and they say is to match
their energy.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yes, absolutely, especially if you're not very talkative and they
are and then they start to not like you.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
They say a bit of natural mirroring creates comfort for
people as you seem closer and friendlier.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Absolutely, I don't disagree with that one.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
They say, just make sure you stay true to yourself.
You take it too far, you come across as in
ethnic and suspicious. That is fair if you're like too much, yeah,
like the alien who's trying to fit in with like
the hello fellow youth, that type of vibe, who are you?
I think it makes sense to too. If they are
more of a chill reserve and you're like try and
get the crowdgoing on cruise, probably gonna be a bit
different vibe.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's like Sarah Jessica Parker's character in the Family Stone,
like the family like chill, go with the flow, them
runs this household and she was like so up tight
and they're.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Like, yeah, that makes sense. Don't like you listen carefully? Yes,
that makes sense, say active listening is one of the
most important parts communicating. Yes, a small head tilt in
eye contact with a speaker shows you're interested more than
NonStop nodding.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
And it also helps you learn more and then you
can ask more questions and.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Probably they're probably excited to meet you anyway. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, so if you're acting like you're paying attention,
they're gonna like you even more.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
But if they don't, but they don't like you because
like you know, we all know that person that just
dates people. That's like, why are you still acting like
a child in dating, like making these bad decisions. So
it's like, oh, Gregg's bringing home and all the girl again?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yea Greg with two geez pause before replying. Okay, they say,
in social situations, we tend to jump. In the film
Moments of Silence one Shelby Sauce, yep, especially when we're anxious.
But taking time to think corresponding makes a better impression, right,
they say, Waiting for a half second after a person
finished talking for you speak makes us seem more believable

(10:46):
and calm.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
According Yeah, I think that's fair, because then it's not
not practiced.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Do you think like awkward silence if y'all know somebody
is the absolute worst? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:56):
Else you Why do you guys think it's Christmas is spelled?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
That't way like that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Favorite kind of holidays?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Course? What do you think Santa's favorite holiday is? If
it's not Christmas?

Speaker 9 (11:06):
Well?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Too fair? Uh, don't perform? Okay, okay, when we're okay again,
you do this Shelby sauce. We're anxious about being awkward.
We may over smile or make NonStop jokes.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
That's funny coming from you because you do the same
exact thing. Do you like the public John smile where
your mouth is like half open, You're like.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like not your head like, yeah, you do that? Man
is really happy to be there. No, you do that? Yeah,
I'm just really I'm just really happy.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
That's when I'm like, oh, he hates it here.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
When's the last time that happened?

Speaker 10 (11:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
No, Like Thanksgiving last year, when I took you to
five parent my family's like friend party, I was like,
he's doing the fake smile all day.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
He's probably so tired. I was fine. He kept bring
it up, and that made me feel more like awkward.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, that's why I didn't go. That's why I didn't
do that this year. I'm kidding, that's.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Why I'm trying to out can come off as instance here?
Oh absolutely, I think that's fair. Maintain good posture. Okay, sure,
they say the way Harry stuff round. Can I thank
your confidence and anxiety levels. That's probably I mean in general.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
The last one if you want to impress their parents
is use physical contact wisely.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh yeah, especially with the person that you're dating. Oh yeah,
because I once dated a guy and I brought him
home and I felt like he was just like very touched.
You feel, not like in an inappropriate way. But my
family is just not at all. So my parents were like, oh,
like horrified by it.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
If I go to meet a girl's parents, I'll give
her a high five the entirety we're inside that house. Yeah,
ex girlfriend like trying to kiss me from parents, Like,
that's not not at all. I was like, please get
away from me. Yeah I don't. I don't consent.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I realized that that would probably various red flags for
the parent if she goes in for a kiss and
your leg high five, Like I'd be like I don't
think he likes you.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I just feel like it's not like a respect thing
if we're just dating, if like the first time meeting,
I'd rather like show respect in your Yeah, I get that,
but uh, they say, should you shake hands? Going for
the hug, follow their lead, give them your genuine attention.
They do initiate physical contact. I particularly it's.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Been trying to hug people more so I might be like,
I'm a hugger.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Come here. You have been saying that recently, But you're not, though.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Because I got drags so long about how I'm awkward
with hugging that I made it my life goal to
make it even worse for everyone, Souse, I'm going to
be a hugger.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I think my mom's probably the biggest fan of.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Your mom is the biggest fan of my new hugs.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Thanks Peggy, you changed me for life.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Absolutely you want to as an over Text nine ninety
three three eights Intern Johnny Marts Show, DC jingle Ball
alum Justin Bieber on Intern John Your Morning Show, Everything Celebrities,
Sauce has or eron tament of port coming next. What
you got for us?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
We're gonna be talking all about Taylor and Travis's wedding.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hang on Hope now getting you into our sold out
DC jingle Ball presented by Capital One. The show two
weeks away, which is crazy. If you can't be buy
the radio, make sure you download the free iHeartRadio app,
search the station, listen live right there, but seven thirty five,
we get you in the jingle Ball right here on
intern John your morning show right now. Celebrities, Sauce has

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their entertainment apart. What do you have for us?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
So I know it's happened last week, but we haven't
had a chance to talk about it. Because Stranger Things
they were the real villain on Wednesday night, because minutes
after season five dropped, you know, Volume one, users were
blasting social media with complaints about an outage. So a
lot of them were like, hey, Netflix fixed your ish
bra Yeah the waiting years Stranger Things is back. Everyone
shut up, is what one of the co curators, Ross Duffer,

(14:25):
actually posted thirty minutes after. So Netflix increased be indwidth
by thirty percent to avoid the crash, but clearly the
surge still hit really hard. And yeah, some members did
briefly experience some issues, but service recovered all within a
few minutes.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
And I had issues. I think it's the third episode
and they dropped four instead of starting the fourth episode,
went back to the menu. So my ass assumed like, oh,
I must have finished all the Wednesday dropped. Didn't realize
I saw you a post on Instagram like these scenes?
Might I not pay attention? I missed the whole fourth episode?
Oh that saw Yeah? Yeahs you watched it now? I did,

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But for for a second I was like, where are
these like getting these scenes? Yeah, like, what the hell happened?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's crazy? Wait, so did you watch it on Wednesday Thursday? Okay?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, people were still having issues are saying service did recover,
but the app was having problems apparently.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
The cool part is most of this episode or the
season takes place at the radio station in town and
they actually like got it right. Oh yeah, like they
were wearing headphones. Love that.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Also, Stranger Things is closing out. It's run with you know,
Jim Hopper and eleven Saturday by side, Milly Body Brown
has been shutting down the chatter and the tension about
that they had with David Harbor. So despite the bullying complaint,
Millie is saying that they have a great relationship. She said, quote,
we work really closely together in scenes and then preparing
for the scenes.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
She just said also that she's hyped for their emotional
arc this season, calling it quite impactful. Also, she explained
that she totally felt secure filming the heavier material involving her,
uh you know, Crypt Night with you know David and
all the stuff. Said that she felt safe. They've been
working together for a year like tenures. So yeah, So
that this comes after the reports that she filed a

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harassment fully and claim and so she's like, no, let's
stop for the rumors. Everything's fine. So Taylor Sweat and
Travis Kelsey are reportedly rethinking the wedding plan. So these
new plans include everything from the wedding guest list, also
exploring larger venues. So originally they were gonna have this
intimate ceremony Onward Island, is what sources are saying. But
now they're considering a second celebration elsewhere, so apparently they

(16:28):
want to go all out. Some places might be like
a BlackBerry farm in Tennessee or Ocean House hotel near
her watch Hill mansion. So they're also apparently weinging in
on a private island wedding with places like Necker Island
or a Caribbean or the Caribbean. So at this point
we're just gonna wait because nobody's actually confirmed any of
these details. So I will I will catch you up

(16:50):
when we all know. I feel like you personalthing to
watch today. We got the Patriots playing the Giants that's
on ESPN, the Voices on MBC below Deck Metranans on Bravo,
and then streaming premiere of Guns up on Paramount Plus.
That's what Kevin Jean's Christina Ricci. They are trying to
protect their family from the mom when Kevin tries to leave.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh no, yeah, thanks, Austin.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
If it needs someone to listen to, you got your
thoughts shower podcasts out talking about what your dreams mean.
You can listen. Why miss radio dot com. I know
we brought this up earlier this year, but now it's
officially coming to stores. There's this electronics retailer I believe
in Japan that's releasing their human washing machines and they're
actually going to debut them in two weeks at the

(17:29):
Expo in Japan, which is kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I feel like we keep talking about being like hearing
about them in general.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
But now they're finally ready to like go go to
be sold. Yeah, so simply lie down like this capsule.
The bather is washed by the machine with microbubbles, and
it's fine, Misshower. Our process, including drying, complete about fifteen minutes. Man,
I guess like maybe you can't move as well. Maybe
like that'd be like as Yeah, I don't like the
idea of electronics and water only that.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
How clean are you possibly getting if you're not rubbing yourself?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
I mean guess if it's like a car wash for
a human, I guess there's always spots up. Yeah, wash missus. Yeah,
I would imagine they didn't say, like who this is
really aimed for? If it is Frey hospitals, maybe that
makes sense. Yeah, don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
But you lay in it. Yeah, I don't want to
be laying in a shower.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
It's like those uh do they ever have those water
massagers here at the Mall of America These appams like a capsule,
it's like a water massage. Then yeah, it's kind of
like bas if we actually get wet like that type
of like a vibe. So they say a censor monitors
the babe. There is a health there in the use
while the machine provides relaxing and visual music that sounds nice.
I had forty thousand people submit to be test dummies

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at the expo.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
But also, how do you clean that sounds like a
nightmare to clean yourself like the actual shower.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I mean it's probably the same as like clean out
the hot tub. I guess it.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Seems like it's nooks and crannies.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And yeah, we'll see if it takes off. Who knows
will put the videos?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
I like bathing myself, Yes, I mean so, I think
that's much easier.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Unless I gave to me for free and then I'm in.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
It sounds big, like you'd have to put in your garage.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's the other problem. I'm sure it's expensive, like all
that water and stuff too. So yeah, I know, we'll see.
If you want to see what it looks like a put
on the socials at WYMUS Radio. I gotta get to
this next for your Monday. The worst prompts you can
use on dating apps. Give me just over three minutes. First,
your most requested song based on your text nine to
ninety three three eight Hunt tricks in Golden is on
Intern Johnny Morning Show. It's never a good thing when

(19:27):
your email for War the Roses says your boyfriend's been
quote problematic recently. That's he usually like a faulty pipe
or not. Usually the person who with problematic not good
sign is he cheating War the Roses just after seven.
If you're not by the radio, you get the podcast
after the show. Just search an intern Johnny Morning Show.
Where Ever, listening to podcast Sauce has sent this to me.

(19:48):
This woman compiled the worst Hinge prompts, like the biggest
red flag prompts. I want to go through these and
you're being hinge Hinge just basically Tinder was first, you know,
swipe right, swipe left, and then they realize people are
doubt from diswiping. So Hinge's like, we'll make ours more
like mindful perhaps, Like there's different prompts of like give
me a memory, and you give a memory the idea

(20:08):
of being somebody like oh, I also went to Ocean
City for Christmas, and like, yeah, I give us somebody.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Fo dating apps had prompts like a bunch of questions.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, so this is basically giving you, like something to
strike a conversation with. But The problem is is they
have to go on people gotten lazy and like these
are the worst possible prompts to have. I was going
through these, I'm like, yeah, because most of them sound
like you don't want to be doing this anyway. I
wish nobody does. But two, there's not much I could
ask you as a follow up to this valid this
when I think a lot of dudes have for under

(20:37):
unusual skills getting my hoodie back after you borrowed it.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I've seen that so many times. Why so many times?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Because we lose their hoodies, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm like, hey, I always return them, do you though
I actually do? Okay, I have only one T shirt
from any single relationship I've ever been in, and it's
just because I actually like the T.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Shirt, Sir, the person wrote the article, it's they're a
bit bitter. They're saying that broadcast that you're stingy with clothing.
I don't think any dude is.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Really I wouldn't take it that way. I was like, okay, so,
like you really want to make sure you get your
stuff backtually.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think it's a guy trying to be funny, hoping
you'll be like, no, you won't because I'll keep it. Yeah,
it's like that hopeful.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
That's fine. I've just seen a lot.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm just like, okay, see my brain goes to, oh,
so you don't want a girlfriend, so the prompt first
round is on me if the restaurant you yes, she's saying.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
For women, that's more so like aimed at you to
Like I saw this when I was using your profile.
I saw a lot of women saying like if you
make the reservation or something like stuff like that. I
saw like a lot of like it's always going to
be on you actually stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
So I didn't I didn't love it.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
I've seen those and yet to that point it's like, okay,
first rounds on me.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, right, first rounds on me. If no, it's never
going to be on me, Like.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
At least the reservation thing, that's like a playful like okay, yeah,
otherwise just know so what do you want me to say? Okay,
sounds good. Together, we could find out if you're lying
about your height.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I've saw that a lot for women as well. I
wouldn't say I saw it that often, but I saw
it more than enough that I was like, okay, yeah,
come on, yeah, do you really know if the guy
is six foot or not? Come on and maybe said
I'm so short. But I'm like, that's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I've seen tiktoks where people like they're decorating for a
party and they put one specific thing at six feet
so they can measure the girls.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, and you're trying to rap. Yeah, they're saying it
doesn't read like cheeky banter and more so I'm shallow yea. Yeah,
I imagine if a dude said something similar to that,
like that wouldn't go over. Yes, well, yeah, I'm a
type of text or who replies in three to five
business days.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I've not I've not really seen that one. But it's
just also, then, why are you on an app to
find someone if you already text them long.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I've seen it a couple of times, and to me,
it's not like an exciting like oh I can't wait
to be not knowing what's going on.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm just gonna keep waiting around,
like maybe I don't even know if we'll have a
connection if you take that long to answer.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Well, and the author's point is nothing says I'm unavailable,
quite like treating communication like it's old school. Yeah, like
letting somebody know, hey, the communication level is not gonna
be good.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Absolutely, like that's great.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, I also think it too. It's like, okay, how
important are you?

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Okay, like maybe get off the app together.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
We could lie about how we met.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
That's I see that so often. Okay at this point,
like twenty five percent of people that are married have
met on dating app.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Well, I've like tried to use it as like I'll
send the story like Okay, here's how we met. Were
trying to around the bank, and then I'll just get the
ol like then, don't have that as like the prompt.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Then one of my prompts, because you could. You can
also do the one where you can pick three different
things to answer is let's let's think of a really
funny story about how we met, and that we've actually
made funny ones.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
But not that they say this comes across I care
too much what other people think. Absolutely, I think that's there.
And then she says everyone on the app is looking
for love. That's not embarrassing. What is this pretending you
met at a grocery store only for your sister to
expose at the wedding speech.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah, like your point, I just everybody meets on dating
apse out.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
It's not that big. Yeah, together, we could match and
never message.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, I guess I've seen that before, but it's I
think it was also when I had your profile.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
But then against me, It's like, then why would I
even bother?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Why are you on the app?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, you're too cool to be here. It's like, but
we're all here though, or the only.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
One I've seen is together we could message a lot
and then never meet again, which is like the same thing.
It's like okay, yeah, which like, don't get me wrong,
that's happened to the best of us. As you start
messaging somebody then just like fades out.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay. They say, I view that as them being jaded.
For sure, it happened to them too much. So they're
putting it up as a prompt like don't.

Speaker 12 (24:52):
Do this to me.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Well, and they're saying it's best not to highlight the
exact behavior that makes dating apps miserable. Yeah, exactly. We
all got PTSD.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, we've all been going through it.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
The best way to ask me out is amy a time.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
And place, or by asking or making a reservation.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Well, and they're saying for some dudes interpreted this base
in her research as she's juggling in three other first
dates this week. Oh oh, I wouldn't think that. So
they say. The whole point of the prompts is show
enough personality to make someone want to pick a time
place with you. Otherwise you're seeingly he's just another resume,
like on a Thursday at a PM. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
No, I wouldn't interpret it like that. I just think
that I've seen that a lot because women want somebody
to make the reservations, just the whole talking non stop.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
The last one is you should not go out with
me if you can't handle sarcasm. Oh yeah, it'sen not
a lot too. Also, people like who listed up they're
not good at it.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, they don't have very good It's usually they're just
a mean person.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, she's sarcasm. You have to wonder for a second,
like are they sarcastic or a douche? Yeah, and like
that will keep me around Me and Aubrey Plaza, I'd
be like, I can't tell she hates me or she's sarcastic,
but I'll wait around for a while exactly. Yeah, I
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Need to know for you Monday, Rose what you got
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Speaker 2 (28:01):
The internet and social media perfectly.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
So it describes, I mean, a manipulative tactic used to
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the last twelve months.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
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I like literally whenever I open social media, the first
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I rageate word of beer, I Rose. Those are the
three things you need to know today.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. Let's go, Chelsea, good morning,
good morning. I'm doing well. I have everything here. We'll
do this in less than three minutes. Okay, okay, I
wore the rosies on intern Johnny Morning Show. Wore the
rosies on intern john your Morning Show. You think the

(28:48):
love of your life might be stepping out, they might
be cheating. One of those things where once that thought
kind of hits your head, sometimes it's best just rip
off that band aid. Baby. That's what we do best.
That's us Chelsea, good morning, good morning. So now it's
all good girl. This is a positive, positive. Let's get
through this. Though you and Jake have been together, how.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
Long we've been together ten and a half months, you know,
just shy of.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
The year and we met him bumble correct, Yes, what
about Jake made him stand out amongst the millions of
other pursuers you have?

Speaker 7 (29:24):
I was really drawn to his smile and the pictures personality.
I don't know, he just I could see his personality
through the photos and his prompts and answers, and then
our banter back and forth was just funny and lighthearted
and really good. And then he did take initiative and
take charge, and you know, our first few dates were

(29:48):
so wonderful, and then that just kind of has led
to the last you know, ten plus months of us
kind of continuing to just get to know each other,
and then escalated and escalated, and it was so great
in the beginning, and then it got complacent, like it

(30:09):
got too comfortable, I think. And then in the last
like two months, I would say I've seen a dramatic
change in Jake and a huge shift.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Well, and that's I wanted to get to you because
he mentioned in your email that he's been quote problematic recently,
which is usually the teachers do describe their students. How
has he been problematic or what's in problematic about his behavior?

Speaker 7 (30:33):
Well, things have seemed to change here he's extreme. He's
getting more distant. I feel like he's less communicative with me,
and a big part of it he spent a lot
of time with his guy friends, more so than usual
in the last month and a half or so. And

(30:53):
you know, I'm all for having, you know, your partner
have their own lives outside of your relationship. It's good
to have friends. But these guys, I'm not cool with.
Most of them, from what I've heard, are cheaters oat
and you know, I don't want my partner having a

(31:15):
bad influence. And that's essentially what I'm seeing going on.
They do guys nights, and I don't even want to
know what goes on at these guys nights. Sometimes they're
out until three am. I have heard after the fact
that they've occasionally gone to strip clubs.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Okay, I want to ask you about that real quick,
because I saw that, and so if I'm reading that correctly,
for you, it's not so much the fact that they went.
It's more so the fact that you don't find out
until like days later an accident.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Almost yes, it'll basically like slip out, like it'll somehow
or other days later. I'll find out that, you know,
last weekend. What they actually did was good to a
strip club. Okay, And yeah, I'm just i feel like
I've already been experiencing dishonesty from him, and I'm not

(32:14):
okay with that. It seems like there's I'm just you
just feel when something is ye.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Right, So and we'll get this correct shows, because you
basically send an email that you are ninety nine point
nine percent at the door. Correct.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Yeah, I pretty much made up that mine.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Which is good. So let's do this instead, offer him flowers.
Let's look off from our country morning show us where
you got the morning Bowl ride. We'll play last person
see him negcause in trying to get answers that way, okay, Okay, okay, no, no, proud.
We got this war the roses in less than three
minutes on Intern John your morning shows wore the roses

(32:53):
on Intern John in your morning show, Chelsea, let me
recap this. You and Jake been together for about ten
and a half months, Bumble. Things started off going well
about the last month or so, though, in your words,
his behavior has been problematic. Part of that stems from
hanging out with this group of guys who you say
are not many of the best influences who are known

(33:14):
for cheating. They'll do guys' nights every now and then
they'll go to the adult entertainment club if you will,
and you'll find out about it days later. That's kind
of where we're at, right, Yeah, I will really, I
will say this, though, I get that the friend group
might not be bad. I've always been a believer of
if they're gonna cheat, they're gonna chat regardless of it

(33:34):
doesn't matter who they're around. So do you think that
if it was a different friend group, would you be
as worried or do you think more so this is
just who he is, that he's always going to find
a way get in trouble.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Well, if it was the keep that I like fall
in love with at the beginning, I would say that
I think it's just his friends that are being like a.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Bad influence on him, because that's.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
The person I met in the beginning. Okay, now towards
the end, it's like seeing a different character and I
had almost say like, I guess, yeah, it's just this shadiness, dishonesty.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
It's got you. And then yeah, final question for recall,
was there anything the last month that like set off
and hang out with his friends more to want them
go through a breakup or anything, because it seems like
more of the last month. That's when it's gone overdrive.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Not that I know of it. He just made it
known to me more often. That's, Oh, he's hanging out
with this guy. He's hanging out with the.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Guy you know. So let's say this. We'll call from
our country morning show out where you go the Morning
Bowl Ride. We'll play last person see naked. And by
the way, for reference, he said his last boy's weekend
was his past weekend, or a boys night was his
past weekend. Okay, and I think this will be a
clear son of something's going on. Okay, okay, Well one second,

(34:53):
try to get mom. So if you keep going to
the strip club every weekend, what the hell you're doing? Dude,
that's a lot. That's also that's not flattering out think
the girls. But he's back. It won't be a regular
not really, Hi calling for Jake please, Yeah, this is Jake. Hey, Jake,
this is Tumblief in the Morning Bowl. Right, can put

(35:13):
your hold talk to the show real quick on the air,
real quick, very special offer for.

Speaker 13 (35:16):
You, the Morning Bull Ride up for an inside of
your life trying to rhyme, but sometimes it is a crime.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Tell Mawen's on his knees to my left e is
I'm getting you in genuine.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Where she'll be land anywhere you want to go to?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Front door, back door, side door, all the doors, skylight
windows on how much it cost the actus pass girl
a little cupboard? How much for the Octus pass?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
The limit does not exist?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Depends all right, Claire, very special guess on the phone.
Rhyme for the rake we call them, Jake, Jake? Is
that you? Hey, Jake, Welcome to the morning Bowl ride.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I got some fantastic news. Are ready to hear this? Awesome?
We've got somebody in our secretlation chamber, Jake.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
The reason this person in our secretlation chamber, Jake, because
they told us if we asked you, who's the last
person you saw naked? So their twigs and berries, their
hand pocket, wherever you want to describe it, and they
say your name, vice versa. If you can say who
this person is, y'all both win a cruise at Jamaica.
It's beautiful to sign now, Jake, have you seen some

(36:37):
naked bodies recently?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, have you seen your mini corn dog recently?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Brother, Oh please don't say that.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, brother, all right, here's the thing now, Jake, do
you have an idea? Again, we're trying to make this
as dispenser as possible. Do you have an idea of
who am I being? The cigarette?

Speaker 14 (37:06):
L Uh?

Speaker 15 (37:10):
Of course, I mean I would say it's Emma.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Man, it's whom Emma? What?

Speaker 10 (37:18):
Emma?

Speaker 5 (37:18):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I'm a sapphire?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Sapphire?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Which one is it?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Same person?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
They're the same person? Okay?

Speaker 5 (37:27):
You are?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Are you getting me?

Speaker 10 (37:30):
Jake?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Who the first soft fire? What about? Yeah? I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Naked?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Well that's a good that's a good point. Wait real quick, shake.
My name is intern John. I do you Sauce Rose here?
We're donning War of the Roses in the show. Who
is as Emma's sapphire? Is the same person? I'm a sapphire?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Okay, who is she? Forget about who she is?

Speaker 10 (37:56):
Man?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
For what you see naked?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
It's just someone that I see once in a while
and around. There's no worry about that.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
From what about your girlfriend of almost a year? What
about your girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (38:13):
I knew that, I knew it.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
What are you.

Speaker 15 (38:16):
Doing some radio station?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I mean what are you doing? Listen to me?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
You have been lying to me. I've been on to
you now for months and you've been lying to me.
And this is the only way I could catch you
in your life because you're so dumb.

Speaker 11 (38:32):
Person.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Are you listen to you? I've been crazy, Okay, I
believe you. I believe you. We don't know that, la
ja ja Jake, I guess sometimes women be crazy. So
I want you to do no, guys a little, Jake's
explain because it's a logical reason for it. You just
being crazy, So Jake, explain to them what's going on? Please?

(38:54):
We all understand. Nothing is going on. Nothing's happening exactly.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Why sleeping?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Why is she?

Speaker 10 (39:04):
They stop it?

Speaker 16 (39:05):
I mean you, Sam, why can't we just talk about
this in private with you and me later on?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Just explain? Answer one question? Why would this woman have
seen me naked? That's it? One question, Bro. Things just happening.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
It's crazy stuff in the world, I mean.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
You're like just randomly like being naked for people. Fire.

Speaker 13 (39:38):
Yeah, you know, like you could you can run take
a shower and come out with without a towel or
something like that. Where does this get.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Radio with another woman that yes?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Or why are you running around naked in front of
another woman?

Speaker 17 (39:53):
I mean, are you guys detectives or top something?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
This phone call and go talk to you and me
by ourselves? How do we do it over here? To
say to you?

Speaker 5 (40:04):
You are?

Speaker 7 (40:04):
You have disgusted me, but I hope you.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
And I'm discussing you. Come on now? Yes, my goshht
the hell up? How can you deal with this? Jesus help?

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Speaker 11 (40:50):
I just want to say that guy is such a.

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So Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are reportedly rethinking their
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(41:55):
hotel near her mansion, the Watchhill one. So they're also
weighing on be a private wedding on an island like
a like a Caribbean. So we'll just see a way.
These have not been confirmed, but you know, it just
it's just gossip. Speaking of that, Ed Sharon has been
brought you out gossip because people are saying that him
and Taylor aren't as close anymore and they drifted apart.

(42:16):
They're in their thirties and families, I guess, and.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
He doesn't have a phone.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, yeah, Well he actually says that they talked on
the phone for four hours.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I think he is an iPad. I think that's what
it does they have.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
He said that they had a four hour catch up
on the stunt. But he's like, I'm not very I'm
not self conscious about my relationship with her. We've been
friends for very, very many long years. Explain that basically
whenever they meet, they lock back into where they left off,
which I think that's very normal again for people in
their thirties that have a lot of respectabilities.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Also, you're not gonna trip out by Sharon.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, yeah, he's like luck, He's like, we're friends. He's like,
you should focus on real life stuff. He says, like
the online noise, so all's so scary.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Ry Carrey has.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Record obviously lots and lots of songs, but she could
actually get paid to retire. Not this is not surprising
by what she makes off of All I Want for
Christmas is You. I'm sure she makes two point five
million in royalties every year. Some esthimens actually claim though,
that could be more than three million. So it's a
little bit ironic because it's basically a song about not
caring about materialistic thing because all you want is this person.

(43:19):
But yeah, she's been making a bank off of it
for quite some time. Came out in the nineties and
the summer course saying that she's probably made over one
hundred million from the song, so it's not bad. Casual casual.
It's also becoming more popular, and twenty nineteen was the
first time that it ever hit Billboard one hundred is
number one, and it's been returning for the last six years,

(43:42):
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(44:45):
I save her? Or chewey? And my thought about it
and I said, shoey yeah, because he was he was
a foot tall. Yeah, like she could also run? Yeah,
And like that didn't that didn't quite go Hey, Yeah,
that's like, hey, hopefully it doesn't happen ever, but like
just see no run you know what I mean. It's

(45:06):
kind of like good so and play. Honestly, we don't judge.
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(45:47):
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Speaker 11 (45:56):
Good morning.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I'm doing well? You've been with your boyfriend for how long?

Speaker 12 (46:00):
For about a year and a half.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Okay, and everything's going great, He's a lovely guy, treats
you well. Correct, Yeah, for the most part. Okay, and
you decided to rock his world by asking him what
unhinged question?

Speaker 11 (46:14):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (46:14):
So I saw this online.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
I thought it was really interesting.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
I asked him to rank all of his previous exes,
including me, to rank us by number.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Okay, okay, And so why would you want to cause
that kind of uh rocking the boat in the relationship
just for fun ors just seeing squirm or what?

Speaker 11 (46:42):
I guess It's because I just want to make sure
that I'm the hottest one.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Got and did he actually take the bait and rank him?

Speaker 10 (46:51):
Did?

Speaker 15 (46:52):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
All right, I put you in a whole one second.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
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present by Capitol One. The check in on Intern John
your Morning Show. What is the most unhinged question? You've
asked your man eight seven seven, nine nine five four
six State one to call nine ninety three to three
eight text. By the way, fellas, if you want to
call in and share the question you've been asked by
all means, because that question about football, that's I mean,

(47:37):
I wouldn't even know. I'd like to know where to begin. Yeah,
I would like to know the answer as well. And
we don't judge. Let me go in silver spring, Jen,
good morning, good morning. So this is your husband. I
imagine everything's going perfectly and there's nothing wrong in your world.
You decide to ask him what question? I said to
him one night while we were laying in bed.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Would you still love me if I was a stink bug?

Speaker 8 (48:00):
And he rolled over and he said to me, why can't.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
You just be a lady bug?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Smart?

Speaker 11 (48:05):
And I said, oh.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, we got lost me.

Speaker 17 (48:07):
Only if I'm a proper Only if I'm a proper bug.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah. Why do we feel need to need to ask
the question? You know? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
But we've been together for seven years and I still
question him all.

Speaker 18 (48:20):
The time if he still loves me, And he's the
only person in this world that probably loves me.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
The most Joel.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
One second you're in the ring in LB you get
turned into a stink bug? What because, like, you know,
how can you talk to a stink bug? Are you
asking you got turned I'm asking you.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Think you're taking that part of a question.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
I need to know, like what you mean?

Speaker 12 (48:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
What the circumstances?

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Tell me?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
What was it about? There's just one of my my
bathroom and I was like, who do I call? Let
me get in the district, Mike, good morning, good morning.
You've been with your girlfriend? How long? Mike?

Speaker 17 (49:01):
About three years now?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
And you love this woman? Right, She's amazing and she's fantastic,
absolutely okay, And on several occasions she's asked you.

Speaker 17 (49:10):
What So, I'm a big sports fan, and so after
some you know, great weekends of watching sports and football,
she'll ask me, if there was a fire and it
was between saving me and football, who would you say.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Like, the entire sport of football? Nobody can play football
ever again because of this fire.

Speaker 17 (49:31):
The entire sport exactly. She's like, is it me or
the entire sport of football? And she and she wants
an answer.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Okay, And what's the answer, Mike, between us girls.

Speaker 17 (49:41):
So because you know, the question is is you know
I know what she's getting out? I usually say things like,
you know, babe, don't ask questions you don't want to answer.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
It's like I'll say football as a whole America will
be happy.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
That's true. In the economy and things, you can.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Get yourself out. You're an adult.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
I maintain home one second on the running. But the
fire thing, Yeah, that's like the just run.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Why why aren't you just yourself?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
What if she was knocked out like she was knocked unconscious? Okay,
but who's fault is that?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Because the beam feller? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
So what football goes away?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
That's problem. It depends on where the teams are in
the standings. Yeah, if it's a lost season, yeah, we'll recalibrate. Yeah,
I'm happy if he doesn't save.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Her, like I feel like after the Commanders and Ravens
games last few days, we're probably like, Okay, I guess
we could.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Save Yeah, I guess save her. Yeah. Fake named Kelly,
good morning, good morning, I girl, the this is your husband.

Speaker 15 (50:40):
Yes, Okay.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
When we first talked together, I had asked him if
he wanted to hook up with random girls to match
my body count?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Okay, is this a sincere offer? Fake dam Kelly because
it seems like a test.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
No, it was a sheer offer. I only had like
two more, but he was a vergent, so I figured,
why not give the offer to at least be with
someone else to see if you like the playing field?
You never know?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Okay? And he how did he answer? Because I imagine
if he waits too long to answer, that's also a trap.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
No, we said no, and we've been together for about
fourteen years now, oh wow, thirteen, there'll be fourteen that's
coming here?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Can I be as hall passed? Tathan Kelly? If you
want to Okay, cool till the text pie, I want
to take Nathan Kelly. I would assume that's a trap. Yeah,
I mean yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I would think anularly, like, oh this is ye, he's
messing with me.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I had a girlfriend asked like, if she ever died,
which one of my friends I would go?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
After I've asked I yeah, I'm like, hey, if we
broke up and you didn't move away, who do you
think in my friend group you'd end up dating? And
he's like, I would move as well.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Up it's my answer.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, like, I wouldn't date any of your friends. Don't
ever answer that question.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I gave the answer right way and honest time in
my relationship. So it's all good. It happens. Let me
go fake name Amy, good morning, Hi, good morning. You're
with this man for how long?

Speaker 10 (52:11):
I was listen for a year?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Okay? And you decided to ask him what?

Speaker 10 (52:17):
I asked him? How many women did he sleep in
the bed that we were currently sleeping?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Why would you want to know that?

Speaker 10 (52:29):
I didn't watch the video, It just came up. And
then I asked him I was actually currently five months
pregnant with our current with our daughter.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:38):
And when I asked him the question, I actually found
out that he was currently cheating on me sleeping with
other women. And I'm only fan, so not really was
a blessing in.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Disise, well said, he answered the question right there, you
and some other people.

Speaker 10 (52:54):
No, he got very defensive, which I thought was like yeah, yeah,
And so when I did a little bit more investigation,
that's when it finally all like unraveled.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah, okay, okay, can I ask you, faked Amy, did
you want the answer to that question?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Though? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Uh, I didn't think all.

Speaker 15 (53:20):
Of that was going to come out.

Speaker 10 (53:21):
So no, okay, yeah, and again I'm glad it was
a blessing in disguis.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
In your situation.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yes, okay, fake. I would never like like, that's just
you hurting yourself at that point, you're hurting your own feelings.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I would probably just jump out the window. If I
was the dude, I'm just gonna see myself out real quick.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I'd be like, girl, please, like call your dad come
get you, Like what.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Why what are you asking that? It's not gonna be
fun time? Let me go? Fake name Carly, good morning,
Good morning. This is your husband. You asked him what.

Speaker 12 (53:53):
I asked them? How it goes to the bathroom, like
if it falls in the water, sometimes hold it.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
While yeah yeah, and you're just you're just kind of
wondering and figure he was asked and did he give
an answer?

Speaker 12 (54:09):
He just looked at me like I like he didn't
know who he was. I was genuinely curious after I'm
a MoMA boys saying to the bouthroom, and I'm like,
how does this happen all the time? Like how do
you go?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (54:21):
And you lovelation device it's just the yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I want calls. I'm like, what do you guys look
at at the urinal? You asked that, Charlie.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I was like, but what are you guys looking at?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Like straight ahead? You're not bird watching my guy? You
don't like look where you're aiming. Yeah, guess it's a yurinal.
It's if you're if you can't like tell roughly where
you are, that's a you problem.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Oh no, because I be like, oh, those you're wearing
those boxes to get eric.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
We're not pulling our pants dad though.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Nobody Yeah, looking at the crotch area of another person.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, like the back I don't know. But again, like
nobody's pulling down their pants to pay unless you're three
years old.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
No, I don't have that volume part.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I would love for Sauce to be a dude for
a day experience.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Obviously it everywhere Riverdale, know you know, like in like
forget Sarah Marshall where he does that.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
That's what I would do. What you know? Surprised? Yes,
all right, okay in Riverdale?

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Macy?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Good morning, Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
This is your boyfriend of four years. Everything's peaceful. You
decided to ruin his life by asking him what.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Okay, I asked him if he would rather kiss if
he would rather kiss someone else for the time and
then or kiss me for ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Tough question. Okay, So what was his answer?

Speaker 7 (56:08):
You said that it was cute of me to think
that I was even worth ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
It's amazing. Are you guys still the other Oh?

Speaker 11 (56:18):
Definitely? This was like two days ago.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah, what's his name?

Speaker 11 (56:23):
His name is Lewis.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Lewis saw some prayers man second made. So get your information, like, Dave,
I kissed the other person? Both your fate over text
nine nine three three eight. Now Here's the thing. As
a guy, we rarely like we have peace in the
relationship where we haven't. We're not in trouble for something.
So you finally like guard down and then it's I
was just wondering, and then you mind goes oh, for

(56:46):
God's sake, like we're finally good. And then it's, uh,
would you save me or your mom from a fire?

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Would you kiss me? For a billion time? The ones
where it's like would you push me down the stairs?
And they're like yes, yeah, and they answer for the
questions over. I asked my husband, who I have been
with for seven years, do you do you like me?
And he's like, I love you, and I'm like, yeah,
I know that, but do you like yeah all the time?
You like like me? You like like me?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
But do you like like me all the time?

Speaker 10 (57:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Because sometimes I don't even like feel like it.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Making and loving someone very different, they.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Are very different. A great question. The vote's coming in
pretty far in a way, fake named Amy who asked
how many women have been in the bed before her?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, I mean a great question.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
But what happened to you?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Though?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I'm sorry that that happened.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
But when jingle Ball tickets okay, perfect? Well on one second,
get your information. More tickets coming tomorrow. Speaking of unhinge,
we did blackout Wednesday at the Lovely High Social on
Wednesday and Eric was very upset that I would never
want to share this with him any About five minutes
on Intern Johnny Mary Show, He'll be a fantastic Thanksgiving,

(57:55):
Happy Monday. Appreciate you hanging out, intern john your morning show.
Eric and I are lovers and we love to hate
each other and he hates how much he loves me.
It is what it is. And there's moments where I'll
say things that he will tip his hand how much
he truly cares. And it's always it's not like the
most obvious thing. It's something that really shouldn't be an

(58:16):
issue that he cares so much about. Now, last Wednesday,
blackout Wednesday, we're at the Fantastic Hid Social and Clinton,
which is the barm involved and sitting down relaxing, Maxim
being all cool, and saw us and our friend Tama
who works at different radio station, uh where. Basically I
think she was going through your bag looking at the
makeup stuff.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I was telling her what lipliner and.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
So they're like testing out on each other's hands, like
lipliners and all this stuff whatever. Anyway, So then I
was just sitting there watching this, Like I said loud,
this is something that dudes can never do. There's nothing
that like I could share with Eric or he could
share with me and it'd be cool. And he got

(58:59):
like he gasped, Eric, what could you possibly have on
you that you let me borrow? I would need? And
the first thing this man said on Chewi's life underwear,
And I said, Eric, there is not a snowballs chance.
I'd rather dive naked through a thorn bush than where

(59:21):
you're underwear thorn Bush, what situation would there possibly be?
But hey, bro, I really need your panties. Like what situation?
What I do know?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Your pants rip and you have nothing else under there?
Eric's underwear because he has to wear his pants.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Wait, John, we recently talked about you pooping your pants.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
So if you poop your you.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Need and then you need something because you're going I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Ice skating or something.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You know what if you're like free in yourself, you're
not wearing your panties that day, you need extra coverage.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
But in real life I'm never about it. Yes, Eric.

Speaker 14 (59:57):
What makes me the maddest is that if you don't
think we could share anything, which is one heard of inge,
what would we share Blake I got, Julian I got,
even me and Hoodie we would share some would we
share it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Different?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
That's beard oil?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Now he hasn't used beard oil. Use it at home now? Okay,
that's that's still different than like makeup is like on
the skin, Like that's like that's like surface to skin touching.
There's nothing of Eric's to touch Eric's skin directly that
I don't want to use. That's exactly touching. The skin.
I would never use your tod. I would use yourdor
and I were you would bench Come on, I want
to use your deoderan Brown, I know, God it's icky,

(01:00:35):
is too bro I'd let you use it. Eric, you
just recently started brushing your teeth on weekends.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I did so I much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
It's guy tread on the tire.

Speaker 14 (01:00:47):
Now you just are, you know, a hater and I
always appreciate that you won't share anything. I'm as much
as I can't stand power friendship weekends.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
With you, I'm willing to share my draws with you.
I don't want to get in your draws his socks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Yeah, Now what if you were in desperate need of
some chopstick?

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
And Eric, that's probably the worst. Ones and Brandon shared
their chapstick as well. They swag and Brandon's libs I
take around his lips.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Eric doesn't have swag.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Compared to Brandon. Wow, I kiss him on the mouth.
Take as chapsick. Okay, it's good, look a man, But Eric, No,
I would not use her. First of all, your chapstick
would be growing things. Come on, okay, did we not
test the Pello this year and have MRSA and staff
on it. That pillow was my older brothers that I
had since Okay, his what's your oldest pair of panties?

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
You have? Eric?

Speaker 14 (01:01:41):
I get rid of him every couple of years. Every
three years, you gotta get get rid of him. Yes,
it was not bad, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Those things probably like a shark attack. No, three years,
which means are lying. There's no ways it's longer than
three years. No, it's definitely three years.

Speaker 14 (01:01:55):
Yeah, I go to target, get the nice jockey ones
and I'm feel good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
There you go. This man's got some grungy his becoming fish.
How do you know we shared rooms together?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:02:07):
Yeah, and we shared his pant We've shared a room,
but we can't share under.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
We can't share yudorant. No, we as men can't share things.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Come on to wear a machine and you need to use.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
It, then he wouldn't be able to use it. Okay,
but were night different time. That doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
What if you were scuba diving with Eric and for
some reason your oxygen went out and you had to
share a mask with oxygen, would you share your oxygen
mask with Eric?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Let's be honest, if that happened, we don't have enough
oxygen because Eric did in double check something ask in
double check snorkeling.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Let's that and you need to borrow his snorkeling.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
You guys are somebody anurism really trying to find something here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Yes, if you got stung by a jellyfish, Eric now
or not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
You on the show, then me on your back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah I can do that, like Kobe baby, I can
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
We're gonna get out, So you're you're gonnael on yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Over and you want to you idiots do it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yes, you have a whole diaracter of people here that
can easily on you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
You choose severa over me. I accuse me over all, y'all. Also,
Eric's on my s list because tomorrow is our company
Christmas party and I was granted by our boss and
Wyse leader Aaron Highland, that I can do a roast
at the party. And trying to get canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Because we don't need to, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Well we don't need it. Well it's gonna happen that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
We're just saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
It's gonna be some light and fun and air can
go and try run it and that got eventual. We
want to stay light and fine. No, it's gonna be
light and fine. It shouldn't even be happening.

Speaker 14 (01:03:53):
It should be we should okay, because it should be
in and out, come out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
It's gonna be in out mingle some people. And then
minutes four minutes, that's a long time. That's a long time.
That's a long time to roast. It's pretty pretty good though.
It's fun. Why do I hate fun?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
We're not hating fun. We just like it's like, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Share laughs together. How about that? There we go, we
can share laughs and jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
What if we laugh at the wrong time and then
it hurts somebody's feelings?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
M No, it's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
You'll laugh saying it. You like, what if someone's like
a little sensy and then they're.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Like, that was most of a nobody in this building sensitive?
Are you kidding? Are you kidding me? Obviously? He's are
you kidding me? What?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Now you're being sarcastic. It's the holidays, great, What better
way to bring people together than the roast? Absolutely, and
not the kind you eat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I'm sure to stay for an hour then I'm saying
I'll say fun, I'll wait your underwe afterwards, okay to
kill it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Take a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yeah. Absolutely, No, I'm not from the city that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
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Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
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Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
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would face a new two hundred and sixty dollars permit
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(01:05:26):
for the restaurants. So obviously this was a critical lifeline
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structures until early twenty twenty six, but this is going
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The outdoor area, so just be aware of that.

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It's that time of year.

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Everyone's trying to do the best they can and then
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I get these a lot, saying oh, verify your transaction
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(01:06:14):
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drain your bank account or make fraudulent purchases, so just
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And Norad is gearing up for its seventieth year of
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(01:06:34):
It's full of games, music, a countdown, and Santa's virtual
No Pole Village very very cool, so kids can follow
the big guy on Christmas Eve through the app. Their's
social platforms Alexa, and even a web based calling option
that adds language support for like two hundred languages.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
It's really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
And they're having volunteer elves answer calls about Santa's location,
which is really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
The day leading up to the night of the Big Night.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
And it's going to be switched like an automated system
overnight because obviously the alf working with Santa Duh, love it,
I Rose. Those are the three things you need to
know today.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Any Rose, you welcome. Also, I believe I confirm a
center of the week. I think next week he's gonna
be listening to the show. So next week, if you've
got a good boy or girl, you can call in
tell us one can't love it very excited. Let me
do this on the complete opposite of that. On Mondays,
we do John's Little Secrets. Do you have a secret
or confession you're just dying to tell somebody to get
off your chests? The best one fifty dollars cash call

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me eight seven seven nine nine five four six eight one.
You can text me nine ninety three three eight. We'll
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fifty dollars. It's intern Johnny Morning Show tates on John's
Little Secrets. What's your confession? What's your secret? The best
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six eight one to call nine ninety three three eight.
The text will change your name and voice like fake
name Tiffany, good morning.

Speaker 18 (01:07:56):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Your confession involves work? What's going on? Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:08:01):
I know for a fact, like I could prove it
if I needed to, that one of my coworkers is
stealing from I work retail.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I don't think that that. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:08:10):
So you know, everyone loves working in retail. Anyone who's
ever worked in retail or is currently working in retail
has nothing but good things to say about that. Absolutely, yes,
we love it so much. So, yeah, one of my
coworkers is stealing from from the job. Like I know
for a fact, I could prove it. But you know what,
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Oh yeah boy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, so basically you still want to get involved. It's like,
that's about my pay grade.

Speaker 18 (01:08:32):
It's not my It is so not my circus or
my monkey. I'm like, did it, girl? Get what you
can out of these people?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah? Yeah? Now are they aware of you knowing about it?

Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
They know that, I know.

Speaker 18 (01:08:44):
It's one of those like what was that like on
let's just show my Mummy's to watch friends on Friends.
But it's like, but they don't know that, we know
that they know?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Got you? Yeah? Yeah, and we don't care. That's fair? Okay?
Can I put you in a whole one second? Sure
your current leader, Let's hear yours. What's your confession? What's
your secret? Eight seven, seven, nine ninety five for six
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What's your confession? Eight seven, seven, nine nine five for
six state one to call nine ninety three three eight
to text, will change your name, will change your voice
like fake name Jackie. Good morning, Hey, good morning. Your
confession involves work? What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:09:30):
So I lie like?

Speaker 15 (01:09:32):
Well, Taka says, let's get my dog?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Oh okay, Like you're not doing like surgery anything?

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:09:41):
God?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
No, okay, I work can find it, Gosha.

Speaker 10 (01:09:45):
Basically I hold them I had a master.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
I do not have a master.

Speaker 12 (01:09:50):
Okay, I barely have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
A Now let me ask you this. Do you think
this has actually like affected your ability to the job
or do you think like does do make a difference anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
No, he did not need a bastard to do what
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Fair?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Can I put you in ahole one second. Let's go
fake name Kim, good morning, good morning, so yurk and
fashion involves an X. What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:10:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:10:18):
So my ex and I dated for about three years
and then we broke up and it wasn't an ugly breakup,
but no breakup is you know, really fun and rainbows.
But he reached out to me and we're actually going
to go out this weekend and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Okay, And do we think when friends and family find
out eventually, do you think they'd be happy or they'd
be upset? What's their vibe gonna be?

Speaker 18 (01:10:44):
I think especially my friends and my mom are like
super protective of me, so I'm I know that they're
gonna initially. That's why I'm keeping in a dirty little
secret for right now because I just don't know what
the response is going to be. But there's no kitting
everybody all upset if you know, we get together this
weekend and it's like this isn't working. So yeah, for sure,
put on the quiet okay a little while.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Well, keep us posting, okay, we'll do. Let me go
fake name Lucy, good morning, good morning, h you're seeing
your girl? What you got for us.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
So my brother and I are ninety nine percent sure
that our stepmom is cheating on my dad because we
followed her and she had told my dad that she
was going Christmas shopping, but left her phone in her
truck and hopped into her quote unquote best friend's car,
and we followed them and they went to their house,
to his house, and like, why would leave your phone

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in the car?

Speaker 15 (01:11:38):
Like why, I to my dad And.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
So why did you guys think she was being sketched
to begin with? Like why do we follow her?

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Because because we've heard rumors and we're like m and
then we've seen them together and how they get all
close and like the they start drinking together, they go
out together, and this is her quote unquote best friend.
But like why would you do all this stuff with
your bad Like there's no like you've never done this
with anybody else, Like why this person aws and that

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person talks about it to his employees?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Oh God, is there a reason why she never dated
this quote unquote friend.

Speaker 15 (01:12:16):
She funny story.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
She actually worked for her parents as a bartender and
then got with my dad just like years ago, like
twenty years ago, and they've been together.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Is your plan to get enough like Derek to bring
it to your dad or is your planned to like
I mean, I don't know it, but you gonna do.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Honestly, we are trying to build the case.

Speaker 15 (01:12:36):
We're on like little mission. That's why I like, you know, smart, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I think that's fairly for sure. Fake name Lucy one
second and the running uh, fake named Bailey, Good morning,
Good morning. Your confession involves boyfriend? What's going on?

Speaker 16 (01:12:53):
I know that there's an engagement ring?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Girl? How do we know?

Speaker 16 (01:13:00):
He north takes his phone when he goes to the
bathroom and stuff because he's a man. But the one
time he slipped, there was a number that came across
his phone and I used my phone to Google and
it was from a well known jewelry story.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Okay, do we have any like big anniversaries coming up
or big dates that make sense for it to be?
Then I move in with him this Friday.

Speaker 18 (01:13:26):
He's not going to do it until I move in.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Sure, So did we see the ring with a text
or no?

Speaker 16 (01:13:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Okay, so I'm gonna be surprised about that.

Speaker 16 (01:13:35):
But I can't let him know that I know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Yeah, I never let know's Yeah, but that's also like
my biggest fear too, is like whenever I get a
relationship and propose, I'll act tell a shady for sure.
I can't my secrets. Yeah, You'll think I'm cheating, that's
for sure. Fake nam Bailey one second you're in the
run him, I vote for your favorite nine ninety three
three eighth to text, let me go, fake name Lily,
good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
So basically, I'm the one that found out that my
stepfather is cheating, but nobody knowes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Okay, how'd you find out he was cheating?

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
So I was helping him with his laundry while he
was at work, and that is where I found about
half of a trojan condom wrapper and his clothing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Okay, are we sure that's what it was and not
like a lollipop wrapper?

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Yeah, Well, because I didn't want to say anything, and
I mean I've never had a lollipop that has trozen
on it before.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Well that's fair, but it's a hidden one. Yeah absolutely, Okay,
And so did you ever confront him about it? Like, hey,
I know, well what I.

Speaker 15 (01:14:36):
Did was I tugged my mother and I kind of
like implied that was maybe a little bit skeptic of
to wear about. Yeah, and basically.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
He confronted him and asked one of her kids coworkers if.

Speaker 15 (01:14:49):
Anything was going on, and that they found out that
he had.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Been basically skating with his hair dressing assistant, that he
was training at his work.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Oh hell no, okay, now we look back, thank mill.
Aside from finding the lillipop wrapper, o other things that
make you think he was shooting.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Honestly, yes, Like you know when a man never posts
on Instagram and then suddenly, all of a sudden, he's posting.

Speaker 15 (01:15:16):
Pictures of results at the gym and like, yeah, different.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Things, a little bit peck so to speak. Yeah, yeah, Okay,
was he posting a typical old dude or is it
just selfie?

Speaker 15 (01:15:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Literally mirror selfies with boxing loves on different things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Fine, I wish I watched Okay one second, wait, are
they still together?

Speaker 18 (01:15:41):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:15:43):
Yes, and no one wants that. I'm the one that
found out to day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Okay, wait, so your mom, Mom, just like can do whatever,
move on with it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
It's a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Okay, I'm just one second vote for your favoritever text
nine nine three three eight Everything celebrity Sauce has her
entertainment part coming What You Got for Us?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
We're gonna be talking about what won the box office
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Get to it and jes Sober three minutes First DC
jingle Ball alum Cypria Carpenter on Intern Johnny Martin Show,
Texting a Secrets not ninety three three eight. I have
a friend who works in HR. She's created a fake account,
a fake employee account, and then has them paying herself
an extra check. She's made over thirty thousand dollars extra
New Year. I like, your friends can go to jail, but.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
For heay tell your friends, yeah, you're not gonna be
seeing here for a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I ask your friend if thirty thousand dollars is worth
multiple years in jail.

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But anyway, no, no, no.

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Everything celebrity Sauce has her entertainment apart What you Got
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Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
So stranger things, uh so good the real villain On Wednesday, though,
because the night was a whole thing. Last Wednesday, the
Volume one part of the Netflix season five release came out,
and minutes after Season five Volume one drop, A bunch
of people, Sorry plodding social media. Netflix fixed yourself. We've
been waiting for years so basically Netflix, they did get

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it back up quickly, but even the co co creator
Ros Stuffer said, Stranger Things is back, everyone shut up, okay, Like, hey,
I would be pretty annoyed though, too, if I was
trying to watch it right when it was supposed to drop.
So Netflix increased bandwidth by thirty percent to avoid the crash,
but obviously the surge still hit and some members had

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experienced issues briefly. Other people are experiencing a few long
term issues. John, I know that you did as.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Well well, But I watched the first three episodes. Instead
of saying like, hey, play next episode, it went back
to the menu, so I assumed I watched the whole
ones that dropped. Now I got on Instagram, I posted
these photos of episodes I hadn't seen. I'm like, oh,
I missed an episode entirely. Yeah. Not great.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Also, the Stranger Things, it's closing out. It's run with
Jim Hopper and eleven side by side, So Millie Boggie
Brown has been shutting down a lot of those rumors
have been going around for the last few weeks. So
despite the bullying complaint, basically said quote, David and I
have a great relationship. We work really closely together in
scenes and then preparing the scenes quite impactful. She brings

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her a game every time. It's basically what she said.
She explained that she felt secure filming the heavier material
old during eleven's Kryptonite with David Harbor, saying, quote, of
course I felt safe. We've worked Taylor for ten years unquote,
so basically playing the father daughter daughter duo. And she
said that just like naturally binds them, trusting them in
their tense scenes, especially like throughout the last few seasons.

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So Zootopia two won the North American box office this weekend.
So it's animated movie, of course, ninety six point eight
million over the regular three day weekend, going up to
one hundred and fifty six million over just the from
Thanksgiving up to the weekend. So uh yeah, pretty cool.
It's the high. It gave the movie the highest global
animated opening of all time and the highest global opening

(01:18:51):
of all time in general, so pretty wild. Even when
I was at brunch on Saturday, one of my friends
was talking about how Zootopia two is really good, So.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
I was like, cool, from wheread you saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Anyway, if you are looking for something to watch the
night we got Monday Night Football. The Patriots are playing
the Giants. That's on ESPN, the Voices on NBC. Below
Deck Matrain is on Bravo and then streaming premiere of
Guns Up. It's on Paramount Plus. So it's Kevin James,
Christina Regi. They have to protect their family from the
mob when Kevin James character tries it out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Because of course, Kevin James give the mob.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Dude, he's probably pleasing great mobs.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
So we're really we're gonna find out absolute thanks to ask.
If you need someone to listen to you, like on
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Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
John.

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How are you girl?

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How you doing? Jod I haven't seen it high social
in the minute. First of all, ma'am, I was there
too often this past weekend, so physically I was there.
Mentally I was Yes, that's their Katie. Quick question, important question.
What is the last concert you saw in person?

Speaker 10 (01:20:29):
Last concert in person was just closer at the Anthem.

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I mean that that's a fantastic shoffing test venue. We're
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dot com. You're headline of the day, craziest headline the
last twenty four hours. Man divorces wife after she sends
family in to debt by sending ninety four thousand dollars
to mail streamer, oh not stripper streamer. Yes, so this
man is fal for divorce after learning is a wife
blew through their life savings on a male streamer, sending

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six hundred and seventy thousand yen around ninety four thousand
dollars and leaving the family in debt.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
That's not great. That's not great at all. I would
probably divorce somebody for that as well. He puts the
whole family in debt for somebody streaming that crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
He said he spent eight years trying to live like
as frugal as possible, finding nearly all of his income
to his wife, hoping to quote give her a sense
of security. But when he recently asked to check the account,
his wife refused, which raised suspicions. She had later broke down,
say all the money was gone, which is crazy. She'd
been tipping this male live streamer. She falls obsessively. So money, yeah, yeah,

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So she can't explain where the ninety percent of it
roughly went to the streamers, She can't explain their ten
percent went just gone. And then she borrowed eleven thousand
dollars from other online lenders so to send this guy
this piece.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Dude, but this is like a real issue though. That's
happening because one of my friends is one of those
streamers that people get gifted and she said that one
guy sends her fifteen grand a month.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
That's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
And she's like, I lost like my biggest like fans.
Now I'm not making that, monch. I've a panta Emily
on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
I'm sorry. I don't disagree, so uh just don't. Yeah,
I don't love it. Bless me you? Oh man?

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Oh today didn't say bless me I was hoping.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
But Taylor, Now it's intern Johnny Mary show. What does
it mean if a man sends you these texts? We'll
get to it next on Intern John in your morning show.
That'll be have the best Monday ever. Thank you for
hanging out, intern John your morning show. Saus favorite thing
today's show so.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Far probably the roses.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Yeah, when you're thinking man's being problematic never a good sign.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Cake Sopfire, what.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
About Yeah, I'm confused?

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
See you naked?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Yeah, when you fall in love with the dancer, it's
not a good sign. Rose. How about you? The unhinged
questions that you've asked your person. Yeah, poor dudes, man,
many be on the receiver of some of the us.
Let me play this one though.

Speaker 10 (01:23:15):
I asked him, how many women did you sleep in
the bet that we were currently sleeping?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Why would you want to know that? I would just
jump out of the building. If you miss anything at
the podcast, just search intern Johnny Morning Show wherever you
listen to podcasts. Rose has the three things you need
to know for your Monday coming.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
What you got for us looks like there might be
some snow well some flurries in the area.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Plus what it means when a guy texts you these things.
Give me just over two minutes. Very your most trimming
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That changes the world. Peers Rose with three things you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Need to know for you Monday, Rose, whatch you off
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Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
So we could see some flurries in the DC area
tonight into tomorrow. Tuesday could bring some light snow to
the region. Some areas of Virginia and Maryland are expected
to get some snow, while in DC it's mostly most
likely going to be slush and some ice. Possible winter
weather advisories or in effect from one am into one

(01:24:50):
pm Tuesday for Frederick County and Maryland and Louden, Falkier,
and Culpepper Counties in Virginia, those will be the areas
that will feature maybe some ice snow accumulation, so it
could make for some slick roadways.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Just be careful with the weather. So you're saying buy
all the bread and milk you can find, yes, Yes,
and the water as well. That's what Doug Camera always
says because he is paid by Big Dairy, So Doug
always says stock up on dairy products, which makes sense.
Make in case the power.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Goes out, way to flush toilet and your laxis and toiler.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
You gott drink a down the milk. According Dug Cameras,
I heard, yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
The Maryland Zoo is dropping and mission prices for the
winter season, so starting today, tickets will cost twenty four
dollars instead of thirty three dollars, and that discount is
running through February. A zoo official say the lower price
for flex to reduce animal activity during the colder months,
though visitors can still see some species like penguins, lions,
od or stuff like that. Regular pricing will return on
March first.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Few are looking for that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
An Oxford University press is named it's word or phrase
of the Year because this is the time of year
where we get all of all.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
The words, all of the phrases appropriately enough. This year,
it's rage bait bare Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
It's described as manipulative tactic used to drive engagement online,
with usage of its increase threefold in the last twelve months,
which honestly, every time I open social media there's some
sort of rage bay and I just I'm so tired
of it.

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Yeah, anyways, I'm Rose. Those are the three things you
to know for the time. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.
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for your Monday. What does it mean if a guy
texts you these things? Give me about six minutes? First,
Raven Lenae is on Intern John your Morning Shit. It

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is Internshohn in your morning show. I'm just gonna say this.
I think the romance novels are gonna ruin dating. I
really do. Sauce is the romance girly you send me this.
If a guy sends these texts, he's more emotionally attached
than he seems. I was going through these, and I'm
gonna be honest, the majority of these, if a dude
sent them, something's up like he is, it's not. There's

(01:27:41):
no normal dude who would send that mean it he
copy and pasted it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
Okay, Well I was. I was sending it to you like, hey,
is this true?

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Okay, Well, I'm saying so the first one like you
were my first thought this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
That's cute, Okay, that's adorable.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
They say a man who is more emotionally attached, they
may seem often Texas partner were his first thought in
the morning. Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, or any variation
of like have a great day and that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Speaking of you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Yes, I'm always here for you, no matter what happens.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Yeah, security you want to hear that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Okay, They say, by texting this, he's shown his partner
he's committed it wants to be as supportive as possible. Yes,
that one's that one's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, you make me feel so special. Something's off.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
I mean that one's like a little goofy. It seems
like a little juvenile.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
But I would assume that he asked his homegirl what
should I text her? And that and like you like, no,
do would think like I should text that? Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
I don't know, very I think. Do you think it
sounds like a little young Yeah, I don't know. You
give me butterflies. It seems like something that you say
to a kid, kind of I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Do you like me back check yet? Yes or no? Yeah?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
But it's not like the worst thing, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
They say. A man is emotionally connected to his partner.
He often shows genuine positive emotions and appreciation. Yeah, he
might text him saying they make him feel so special
to express those feelings. Sure, I don't think I'll say
it in those words though.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Yeah, I don't think they'll say it in their own way.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Yes, let you know that's the romance filter. Yeah, yeah,
I mean I can't wait to see you again.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Yes, I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
It helps with your you know, if your anxious attachment
for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
And I think, yeah, it shows that you want to
it means sounds done.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
But is telling me that you want to see me again.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Great. I know that this seems like an obvious thing,
but if you're not in the dating world right now, yeah,
that is not so obvious.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
Because a bar is so low.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Ye. Honestly, you just kind of like so well to
sit here and you pretend that we're not. It's collecting
friends on Instagram, now, are we gonna? Yeah, they say
the emotional connection between him and his partner is strong,
and he'll want them to know he has desired to
make them priority in his life. Love that. That's good.
I don't want to date anyone else.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
That's great. You're literally defining the relationship at that point.
I think that I like that that's coming out you're
saying it checking that box no no games.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Yeah, I guess it's gotta be too. I know I've
had friends who used as like the hell Mary after
they've messed up already and then like, don't use it
that way, friend, if you're about three months too late. Yeah,
probably not the time to do that, they say. If
a man text's partner, he is not my day, when
else he most likely feels emotionally attached. By pressing this,
he's hoping the only one to commit to him.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
That makes sense. I think that's fair, Like I choose.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
You, I need you that. I don't know if many.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Dudes, I mean, it depends on like the context, like
how like could you could be like a spicy text?

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Okay, but it's a great but this is more like
the cute Like I don't know if it's gonna be
like I need you, Yeah, I mean, you're my oxygen.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
I don't think a man would send that if he's
not giving any other signals that he wants to be
with you. I think a man could send that and
mean it and it not be like a weird thing.
But if you're like questioning whether he's into you, and
he sends that that's where my red flock comes.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
For sure. I've never sent the I need you, but
I'll if I have like a big event, I'll text
him like I want you there. Yeah, like that kind
of like a vibe. My life is so much better
with you in it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
That's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Okay, I'm to say it's not as bad as as
some of them. They said. I like that. I'm not
disagreeing with it. My life was stuck without you. Yeah,
there it is. There you go. They say. Even if
a man may not see emotionally attached to his partner,
if he texted his life is better with them in it,
there's a good chance he really is emotionally attached. Yeah,

(01:31:22):
I would hope.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
I love that. But then there'd be dudes will sometimes like,
well you took that. You thought that meant were more
than just hooku buddies, and my life's better with you.
I didn't say that. It was because I met your
family and friends and plans with the future together. I
can't stop thinking about our last date.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Love that that would make me so happy that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
I don't know, dude say that, though I think they did.
They do. Okay, Uh, they say, by texting them that
he cannot stop thinking about their last day. He's hinting
and wanting to rekindle the relationship and get team developing
the connection.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
That also just makes like the other person feel good.
You're like, oh good, So it's not just me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
I would I guess maybe add and you have to
like add into their can't something but the last day?
When can I see you again?

Speaker 17 (01:32:00):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
I mean like that that has to be like an
end to that prompt. That makes sense, right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
I don't think there has to be Yeah, I think
that you can just leave them like like just they
start rethinking it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
So but I should say to somebody like I can't
send something abou our last date, then not ask for
a second date and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
Make them there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Okay, okay this even I want to grow old with you?

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
I mean when I don't know about.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
As a lover boy myself. I don't know if I would
put that in text.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
I mean like I can like picture if someone be
like after a while, I can't wait to grow old together.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Basically something Sandler sang a whole song old with you.
Isn't that something that the better same person are on
the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Having cute texts at the time. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
That man like pause his TikTok reels he's sending to
his boys of like weird stuff to send it to you,
and then his mind goes back to sending the reels
to the home.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
I don't seriously there's a lover boy anymore, dude, like
early dating, early dating.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
I'm just saying it's cute, That's all I said.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
I want to make more memories with you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Well, yeah, if you have a lot of fun together
and you've been dating, going on a bunch of dates,
and that would make sense.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
I just think it's the phrasing, though. I don't know
if many dudes would say I want to make more
memories with you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
You act like all these things are said in like
romanticy books, like the ones that read it, and like
none of these things are.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Protect ninety three three? Are these base in reality? Like
my chair, my.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Woman, Like that's like one, oh yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
My throne, my chair, my woman? What cavag chair is
that recli toilet?

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Okay, okay, last one, being with you feels like home.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
That's adorable. I know that that's like a little little girly.
I mean, I like the song Home Edwards sharp in
the next zero. I think that's like homes I've run
with you like that notion, but the text that I
don't know, Okay, well, so you don't agree with them.
I think they're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
I know, like they're probably they're used to hear. If
they're a deal with sending these, I would just be like,
I don't know if he's he's not.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Somebody had not had feelings for a man in almost
two years, so maybe I'm not the one to like,
I'm like, this all sounds great. I don't like any
of this at this one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
I being married.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
I don't think any of these sound that outlet yeash
to receive.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
As a dude. I don't know many of my dude
friends who would be said in like I want to
breathe your hair and say yeah, that was next one
in the list. Your thoughts are a text Died ninety
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Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Where are we talking about Taylor and Travis's wedding? Got
some updates?

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
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Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
So Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are maybe rethinking their
wedding plans. So these new plans they'll include everything from
expanding the guest list to exploring larger venues, so they
might be keeping their Their original idea was like an
intimate ceremony on Rhode Island, but now they're considering a
second celebration elsewhere. So sources are saying that they want
to go all out. They might do the BlackBerry Farm

(01:35:33):
in Tennessee, or Ocean House hotel near her mansion, the
Watchhill mansion. So they're mined a way way of private
island weddings as well, so we'll see. I mean, they
could do the Caribbean. They could be sure they're saying
Necker Island. I'm not sure that is I could have
google it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
More importantly, I shouldn't be alarmed my invitation as it
coming out. I was worried for a second. But they
don't have location yet. Than that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
YEAHA, so they haven't told anybody their their details yet,
but they have been looking at different venues now than
just originally they just want to do Rhode Island. So
now Also speaking, Taylor Swift ed Sheeran he is brushing
out gossip about their friendship. He said, quote, I'm not
self conscious about my relationship with her, basically saying the
gospel is that they've drifted apart. I mean they're getting older,
like you know, like she's been touring for like two years. Basically,

(01:36:20):
come on, he said, quote, I'm not I'm not self
conscious about my relationship with her. We've been friends for very,
very many years. We lock back into where we left off, unquote,
which is what most people our age do when they
have friends and they're adults. They also he also talked
about these rumors when she released Basically The Life of
a show Girl. Around the time this play album came out.

(01:36:40):
He said, My way of viewing it is it Taylor
and I are mates, and I will see her because
I mean they do they do always and hint that
they also have four hour cutch on the phone. So good,
good for her. She's just a girl. She's like, yeah,
like the rest is Mariah Carey. She of course has
record probably like hundreds and hundreds of songs in her career,
but she's basically retired comfortably if she just only releases
one song again, and that is obviously all I went

(01:37:01):
for Christmas to you. Apparently she makes two point five
million in royalties every single year. Some estimated that maybe
even three million dollars in royalties. Basically the song is
about not caring about material six stuff and just wanting
to be with her lover and she made full that monk.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
So two point five. The song's at least twenty years old,
so fifty million if.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
They're saying network worth of probably one hundred million does
that song, yeah, just for the song, So that's crazy. Yeah,
So it's becoming even more popular though. That's the thing
so as of because it came out in the nineties,
but so in twenty nineteen it hit number one on
Billbour one hundred for the first time, which is wild,
and it's returned to number one every year, so it's
on a six year streak. Also, it made history in
twenty twenty one because it became the first and only

(01:37:44):
song to win the r IAA's Diamond Award, which recognizes
ten million sales streaming units in the US. So it's
only holiday one. Pretty cool. I feel looking for something
to watch the night we got Monday Night football. The
Patriots are playing the Giants. That's on ESPN. It's the
Voices going Down, It's on you see below, Deck Matrians
on Bravo, and then a streaming premiere of Guns Up

(01:38:04):
is on Paramount Plus Kevin Jane's Christina Ricci. They protect
our family from the mob when Kevin tries to leave
can waite.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Thanks as welcome. Also, if you watched Stranger Things, I
Love Your Thoughts ninety three three attacks, that was a
very very good first part. You need someone to listen
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what your dreams mean. You can listen YMS radio dot com.
Gotta get to this next speer Monday. This is how
quickly the average dating app user deletes the app Give
me just Ober three minutes First DC jingle BA artist

(01:38:33):
Olivia Dean an intern John Your Morning Show. I do
think this is surprising at all. A new data show
is sixty nine percent of dating app users uninstall the
app of a choice within a month.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
That sounds about right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
And it's not because they found love this.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
You just you know, after like a few weeks of it,
you're definitely just like, I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
It's legit, like having to take care of a bunch
of different tamagachi's. Like that really is like the you
constantly have to water it and feed it and you
don't even know what it's going to survive the incubation,
especially if you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Have a nine to five job. Because I was only
checking mine, I would try to do it once or
twice a day max, because I don't want to live
on another app, you know, and I would get a
lot of flack for not keeping up a conversation. Sure,
but it's like I don't have the no occasions turned
on for it, so I don't know. So I understand
like where they're coming from, but also it is it
is work.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Well, they say in twenty twenty four, around sixty five
percent new dating app installs or delete within a month, yes,
and now this year's up to sixty nine percent, which
is crazy because I have.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Bumble for three weeks this year and I deleted it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
It's fair, I mean, they're saying, and it's obvious it's
just the swipe being starts to feel soulless. It does
because it is just like okay, and.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Then the conversations don't really seem genuine, and then I
get kind of jaded and like I didn't meet anybody
at all from that from Bumble when I had it
for the three weeks. But I started to get jaded,
I realized, and then I was getting really almost uh defensive.
I guess when they're like, oh, you're not answering fast enough,
but I was answering twice a day.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
I'm an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
This is what day naps are like. Honest. Imagine you
want to go watch your favorite movie or show, but
you can never start from the point you pause that
you have to restart every single time. That's what it's like,
constantly having to restart and restart and restart and restart.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
And then like justify myself. I think that's why I
didn't like so. I was like, oh, I'm just trying
to live on another app, but like I'm answering while
I'm on it too, I'm sorry that our timeline's not
matching up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
I guess I also hate They'll get like an email
from Hinge like this person with that was a catfish
and like, oh, they're taking away Katie. She's a catfish,
Like can you just send me a picture of who
that was? Because I don't even know what that means.
They also say the uh so the match group which
owns I think Bumble Tender and I think plenty of Fishing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Bumble is the only one that isn't them okay based.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
So they showed a five percent drop in pain users
quarter to court.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Because we can't afford it, especially when it's for a
month it's like sixty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Which is crazy because at that point you feel guilty
not using it, and then you hate yourself for using it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
In download it, you just you need to pay for
that or you're not going to see every user because
they put everything behind a paywall on all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
It's not fun at me. I'm over it. Have to
be on Craigslist, Slayer, Today in Turn, Johnny Morning Show,
A Sabrina and anything you missed in today's show. Make
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Speaker 7 (01:41:21):
Are you getting me?

Speaker 10 (01:41:23):
Jake?

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Who first? Softphire?

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
What about?

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Yeah? I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
Naked?

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Yeah? Why would the adult dancer see him naked? That's
he usually not It's not the reverse cards. We also
asked though, and this was, uh, my heart goes out
to these fellows. I asked the ladies listening to the show,
what's the most unhinged question you've asked your man? We
had somebody ask the man to rate the access in order?
What about this one? Though?

Speaker 10 (01:41:48):
I asked him, how many women did you sleep in
the beat that we were currently sleeping?

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Why would you want to know that if you missed that?
He missed? What Eric is upset? I won't borrow his underwear?
That was a real conversation. Yeah, you can get the podcast,
just search internshown your morning show wherever you gets your podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Intern John in your Morning show on iHeartRadio.

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