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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Thursday. All right, so
we're gonna knock out a couple serious things. I'm gonna
try to get to some emails, but there are a
couple serious things we do have to knock out before
we before we move on, shall we? First? I mentioned
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I've been mentioning all the communists that are in place
throughout our system and how much work we're gonna have
to do and how long it's going to take to
get rid of them. That's true, but this also applies
to a lot of Republicans. We've talked about the Senate before.
That's a place where these people seem to just get there,
and it takes forever to get them out. It takes
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a long time to primary out of Senator. It's very
difficult to do. I'm gonna play this for you. This
is Mike DeWine. He's the Republican governor of Ohio. You know,
he's shut down his state during COVID just like he's
a Democrat because he practically is here. He was talking
about Haitians.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We start losing people as when we're looking at people
who are working hard every day. The Haitians in Springfield
are one example of that. You know, I just know
that these are contributing people to our community. We need them,
our economy needs them.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If you are a Republican and you think it's okay
to ship in ten or two thousand people from Haiti
into a town of two thousand people, you are a
low life scum and you should never ever ever see
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political office. And then, of course he has to throw
in the part at the end about the economy.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
We start losing people as when we're looking at people
who are working hard every day. The Haitians in spring
are one example of that. You know, I just know
that these are contributing people to our community. We need them,
Our economy needs.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Them, our economy needs them. I expect political leaders to
care about the economy, obviously, because I want your life
to be affordable and better. I want your standard of
living to go up as you continue to live. Of course,
the economy does matter, there's no question about it. But
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you're not an economic unit. You're a human being. You're
a human being with values, hopes, and dreams. Family. You're
a human being, not an economic unit. And It would
be nice if so many of these goobers and the
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Republican Party would acknowledge that we already know how the
Soulis communists think about everything. We got that. But every
time we start to scream about things like too many
foreigners in the country, there will be a Republican who
brings up wages. The economics of the whole thing. Studies
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show they bring in more tax money that you have
to hear this crap all the time. Just a heads
up for every goper out there. We are not economic units.
We are individual humans, all of us created by God.
We are more than just whatever we mean we mean
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to the bottom line of your state or your city.
We are so much more than that. We're not tax cattle.
Mike Dwine. The people of Springfield, Ohio don't want to
be replaced by people from Haiti, and they shouldn't have
to be, and the Republican governor of the state should
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be bold enough to say that.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Speaking of which, boy all this enrichment from these foreigners.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Four Americans were tragically killed and lost their lives this week,
yet again from an illegal alien, an individual who was
parolled into the country by the Biden administration using the
CBP one app, which they created like it was a
magic pass for Disneyland. That's not how immigration in this
country should work. And this illegal alien from Kyrgyzstan was
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traveling on an Indiana highway and he failed to break
for a slowed semi truck in front of him. He
swerved into the lane and he crashed into a van
carrying fifteen passengers, and four people were killed in that crash.
This is another tragedy that could have been prevented if
not for the wide open borders from the previous administration.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The Biden administration created an app with your money to
facilitate the invasion of your country, and now four PA
people in Indiana are gone because of some scumbag from
Kurzikstan who should never be in your country at all.
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Some barbarian who doesn't know anything about the road, should
never have been here, took the lives of four Americans,
and still we're stuck with Republicans like Maria Salazar of Florida.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
But don't touch the nannies or the gardeners, or the
ones who are picking up the jalapeno peppers or the
oranges or the berries or the ones in the dairy houses.
Come on, those people are helping us eat better cheaper homes,
cheaper vegetables, and better fruits.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So those are.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
The ones that we are trying to give a dignified status.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You can leave dignified all of you. Ship out the
murderers and rapists first. Then get the nannies, the people
who are picking the harleapeno peppers. Get them all out too.
And when you're done with that, get Maria salad out too,
all of them. It's going to take time. I realize that.
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Now on to some good news. The Washington Post laid
off thirty percent of the staff.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
About one in three staffers of the Washington Post are impacted.
I'm told that means laid off. Today, one in three
staffers laid off, including many in the Washington Post newsroom.
The owner, Jeff Bezos, is pressing his management team to
make the Post profitable. But it is the choices Bezos
has made in the last couple of years, turning the
opinion section in a Trump friendlier direction that turned off
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hundreds of thousands of subscribers and led to many subscriber cancelations.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, Brian Stelter knows how to make money better than
Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men in the world. Man,
that is such a shame that the Washington Post laid
off a third of its employees. I'm even told some
of the race communists got let go, the climate communists
got let go the newspaper that called the leader of
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isis and I quote an Austere religious scholar after we
killed him. They lost a third of their employees. Guys, Man,
that's too bad. On the snap benefits they go. Grandma
Vodka's upset about it.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And when the newsrooms are weakened.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Sounds like she had a couple of drinks to ease
the pain.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And when the newsrooms are weakened, our republic is weakened
with it because democracy, Because democracy dies in.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Darkness, It dies in darkness.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Are are we all ready to say that together? Democracy
dies in darkness. Democracy dies in darkness.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Because of that, I felt the need to say this
to you. Don't drink when you're sad, all right, what, Chris,
I'm trying to help people out. Listen, I've done it
many many times in my life, more times than I
ever care to admit. When you try to cover up
sadness with alcohol, as Nancy Pelosi clearly was doing this morning.
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When you try to cover up sadness with alcohol, it
only makes everything worse. And I wish Grandma Vodka had
access to people who knew that. That's all trying to
be nice, Chris, Sorry, if you're trying to be nice, Hey, Jesse,
who would win between?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
You know?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Ask doctor Jesse Friday's not to tomorrow. You can't already
send these in? I mean, I guess you can, but
Jesse at Jesse calisshow dot com if you want to
send in your question, even ones like this, who would
win between a grizzly or a twelve hundred pound bull
with horns? You know something I've learned over the years.
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Wait matters. I'm not just talking about dating a feminist.
Weight matters. Do you know why in boxing and cage
fighting why they have weight divisions? Do you know why?
I'll give you a clue. It's never, ever, ever, ever,
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ever to protect the heavier fighter. Do you know you
could take the baddest dude around he's uh, he's two
hundred pounds, so he's a big dude, two hundred pounds,
baddest dude around, and you put him up against the
baddest dude around who's two sixty. The two hundred pound
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guy generally is going to get destroyed, destroyed a twelve
hundred pound bull. Grizzlies are all muscle and bone and
all those things, and a grizzly would get mud stomped
into the ground by a twelve hundred pound bull because
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grizzlies are only about five hundred pounds. Now, if we're
talking about cody acts, if we're up in Alaska and
we're talking about cody acts, where the weight gets a
little bit more even, Yeah, if we're talking like a
Montana grizzly five hundred pounds, four hundred and fifty pounds
versus a twelve hundred pound bull, that grizzly is gonna
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move on to easier prey. All Right, we'll talk about
making the smart kids go to crappy schools in Pizza Hut.
Next is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday.
Do not forget. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Headline from PJ
Media socialists hate excellence. So Ma'm Donnie is ending the
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Gifted and Talented program for kindergarten. Well, of course they
always sell this as being a race thing. Well, we
have to end the gifted and talented because they're all Asian,
you know that kind of thing. Well, there aren't enough
black people in it, that kind of a thing. And
this is where we try to argue back logically. But
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if you win the gifted and talented program, then those
gifted and talented kids won't be able to rise to
the highest heights. This is just going to hurt everybody.
We love that argument, don't we This will hurt everybody,
and it's a valid argument. It's true. They want to
hurt everybody. You're not going to dissuade somebody like Mamdani
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by telling him that the elimination of a Gifted and
Talented program will hurt New York City or hurt America.
He knows, he is well aware of it. Communists hand
out goodies to their friends, they punish their enemies, and
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they declare war on everything that is good. When you
tell a communist his policies will hurt people, it doesn't
move him. He knows it will hurt people. I said
this back when this guy was running from mayor. We
used arguments against these people that were not effective. It's
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not that there was anything you were gonna do that
was gonna make them move. But when you use argument,
but if you do this, it's gonna destroy this. If
you do this, it's gonna destroy that. They know, they're
well aware. It's like like one of these judges. Hey,
this guy's been arrested forty five times for find the crime.
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If you let him go, he's gonna hurt someone else. Yeah,
she knows, that's the idea. She knows. Of course it's
gonna hurt someone else. That's what she wants. She wants
them to hurt someone else. You know, it hurts me
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watching elderly people get their life savings wiped out. It's awful.
And these online scammers target elderly people so often just
because the online world moves so fast and the elderly
are they're just more likely to fall prey to these
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online scammers. And that's why they're always jacking social security numbers.
And then you don't have any idea that they've already
taken a loan out in your name, maybe five loans
out in your name. These scammers have an international criminal
racket of cyber theft. It's what they do. They're after
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Terms apply. I wonder if they can help Pizza Hut. Now.
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I'm not a Pizza Hut man, but I saw this
from the New York Post that Pizza Hut is going
to shutter two hundred and fifty locations nationwide. I have
the fondest memories of Pizza Hut, two different memories. Now, listen, Chris,
it's not the pizza Listen well, kind of the first
One is when I was a kid. You know, I
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told you we didn't need out a lot, but Pizza
Hut they had an extremely affordable pizza buffet. A pizza
buffet when you're a kid is the greatest moment of
your life. Wait a minute, I can have all the
pizza I want. There are no limitations. I can just
eat all the pizza. And if I eat it all,
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they'll bring me more pizza. Yes, they used to have
one of those in Ohio when I was a kid.
I remember it and it was wonderful memory. That's one. Two.
My buddy Stevo in high school, he delivered pizzas for
Pizza Hut. That was his job all throughout high school.
He was the pizza liveryman the Pizza Hut in our area.
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They had a deal with their delivery men that their
delivery men were allowed to make for themselves one pizza
a night. Well, Steve O, he would let us when
he was working nights and we were out just causing trouble,
being meat heads, he would let us stop by and
we could just choose our ingredients. And you know, none
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of us had money. He would make for us a
large pizza with whatever we wanted on the pizza. I
understand it's pizza Hut pizza, and you're probably going to
be thumbing your nose at that. A free large pizza
with all the toppings you want on it. That was
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honestly as stupid as I was back then still am.
I'm pretty sure if you had offered me a gold
bar or that pizza at that moment, I would have
chosen the pizza. It's, oh my gosh, it was fantastic. Jess,
do you think we're in the middle of a color revolution?
And can you explain color revolutions? Color revolutions are generally
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communist revolutions that, surprise, surprise, have a color to them.
You'll read about them. This is the orange revolution, this
is the green revolution. It gives, for some reason, the
human mind is fascinating. It gives people a thing to
rally around, the color itself. What it does is it
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makes people feel like they belong to a team. Like
you know, I wrote that book, the Little Red Book. Well,
it's just a ripoff of Mao's Little Red Book. Mao
had a little Red book, all these little sayings and
lessons in it. And if you can go look at
pictures of it the students who were out beating people
to death. They would waive these books. Look at my
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little red book, little red book. Are you on the team.
Oh yeah, you got your little red book. Think of
it like a sports fan. If you're wearing your Cowboys
jersey and he's wearing his Cowboys jersey, and he's wearing
his Cowboys jersey, you're at a gay pride parade. No quick, Chris,
we can make sis. You understand what I mean. It
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gives a sense of belonging, all right, a sense of belonging.
We still have gosh, we still have so much more
to get to in the freaking show. I'm pretty sure
we're not going to get it all in. But whatever,
we still have another day tomorrow. Hang on.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Dayes the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday, reminding
you that tomorrow is an ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You need to get your questions emailed in right now.
Ask me anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
we've talked before about it, but communist systems always have
a relatively short shelf life. The Soviet system, remember how
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short it was. We'll call it nineteen twenty because I
know the revolution was in nineteen seventeen, but that will
fight a war. We'll call it nineteen twenty to about
nineteen eighty nine ninety when the communist system collapsed. Seventy years.
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Seventy years. That's with a country with vast resources, a
huge army, it just collapsed. East Germany was much shorter
than that. Cambodia under Popong, much shorter than that Venezuela.
Recently I realized we helped things along, but it was
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going bad anyway shorter than that. Why why is it
so short? Why when they have all this control and
they're so willing to commit acts of evil and destroy everything,
why can't they make it last? Because it doesn't work.
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And it doesn't work because and I'll talk about this
a little more in the next hour, but it doesn't
work because they take uncapable, incapable, They take incapable people
and they put them in critical positions of power, and
everything fails from there. Everything fails from there. If you
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were if you were an airplane maker, that's what you made.
You made airplanes. You made all the airplanes that fly
commercially in the United States of America. And I went
into your company and I started firing the capable people
that you would hire, engineers, mechanics, everybody. I started firing
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all them. And who did I hire instead? My friends,
my family members. I got a sister, I'm gonna put
her here. Oh, my cousin. I have all kinds of cousins.
He gets to be a manager of this, and she
gets to be a manager at that. I just all
my friends got all the choice jobs at the airplane maker.
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How long before planes started falling out of the sky, Well,
they would start falling out of the sky fairly shortly.
How many planes have to fall out of the sky
before either a the airline industry completely collapses or b
there are arrests made, or you see what I mean.
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It wouldn't last forever. It can only last so long.
You take endless morons and incapable people, you put them
in critical positions of power, and everything just fails. Everything fails.
I would encourage you this. I think the language is bad,
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so I'm gonna warn you about that. But if you
have HBO or maybe you can rent it. I don't
understand everything. Today HBO did a wonderful series on Chernobyl,
the Chernobyl Disaster, it's not only very very well done,
very very accurate. I should know there are obviously some differences,
but very accurate, very well done. I would encourage you
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to watch it, and if you're okay with the language,
I want to stress this perhaps watching it with your kids,
if they're old enough. Why look at how they failed
and why they failed. They had all these losers, all
these lackeys in critical positions of power, and then when
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something really really bad happened, like Chernobyl, then because everyone around,
everyone around is a moron, they have to go start
finding do we have a capable guy in this in
this science department? I think this guy's actually capable. So
they go grab a capable guy and they pull him
in and they're like, help, we need someone who's capable.
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And he says, well, OK, you gotta do this, this
and this. But then all the lackeys they're worried about
looking bad, they're worried about getting hurt. Wow, No, we
can't do that. That would make it, that would make it.
We can't have the state look bad. No, we can't
do that, and everything just collab stunned them. Headline. This
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is from the Daily Wire, LA's Democrat mayor. That would
be Karen Bass accused of editing the Palisades fire report
to hide failures. Karen Bass has traveled to Cuba multiple times.
This is all documented for communist training. She is not
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a Democrat, She's not a liberal. Karen Bass is a communist.
She believes in communism. She has the top elected office
in the second biggest city in the United States of America.
What do you think Karen Bass has done with that
position of power? What do you think who do you
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think she's put into place? In all the positions of
power around Los Angeles? You think she's hiring the best
and brightest, the most capable. Of course not. You know
better than that. She went and found all her communist allies.
Those choice positions are always reserved for party members. She
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gave critically important positions of power to other communists instead
of capable people. And now nothing works. You can't even
do basic fire prevention. And then after you can't do
basic fire prevention, obviously it's going to come out that
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this wasn't done and that wasn't done. Why wasn't this done?
What does a communist do well? You start lying, hiding, censoring, editing,
this covering up for the inevitable failures of the state.
It fails every single time. Have you seen the pictures
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of the roads in New York City. I have a
buddy who's in New York. He's in Long Island, but
buddy is in New York City. I was talking to
him last night. He was talking about all the snow
they've had there, and it's been so cold, nothing's melting off.
You got snow piled up in New York City, the
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most important city on the planet. They can't plow the roads.
They're just pushing the snow around. They don't have the
ability to clear out the trash. New York's always had
a trash problem, but mountains of trash now piling up.
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Why you elected a communist? The communist immediately did what
they do, put into place fellow communists and critical positions
of power, and almost overnight nothing works. Nothing works. It
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will always fail in the end because you have losers
in charge. The same way your football team wouldn't succeed
if you filled it up with a bunch of one
hundred pound weaklings. Communism cannot succeed because they picked the
biggest morons in degenerate losers in society, and they give
them important positions of power and they don't know what
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they're doing. Jesse, I think ICE should get out of
Minnesota and all the Blue states instead, I should be
removing every illegal from Red states, make Red states free
from illegals, all gone. I understand this way of thinking,
But the federal government has jurisdiction over importation and deportation
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of foreigners. The federal government has jurisdiction over who and
who isn't a citizen. Are we really going to be
a country if we continue to allow hostile foreign city
states the authority to change that. That's what they're doing.
They're in essence changing federal law. We're going to allow that.
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We're a sanctuary city. That can't be allowed. We can't
allow a hostile foreign city state inside of our borders.
That can't be allowed anyway. Pizza Hut and Normy's next.
It is the Jesse Kelli cho on a Magnificent Thursday,
speaking of China Road. This is from Just the News.
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Chinese students with CCP membership and military links infiltrate US universities.
A watchdog says it's from the American Accountability Foundation. Let
me clarify something for those who don't understand the Chinese
Communist Party. It is in complete control of the systems
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in China. If you are a business of any kind,
you work underneath the Chinese Communist Party. I'm not saying
they run the business, but i am saying, if they
ever choose to run your business, if they ever choose
to make business decisions for you, hey, don't sell this.
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You have to sell that. Change this. You don't have
the option of saying no, I'm a free Chinese business.
You're all underneath the Chinese Communist Party and you work.
Get this Chris at their behest see that. How about
that big word right there to syllables. Beyond that, the
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students they send overseas, not just to America. Keep in mind,
China does this all over the world. The students they send,
all of them work underneath the Chinese Communist Party. Now,
maybe maybe you'll never be called upon as a young
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Chinese student to commit espionage, to sabotage, to become a
honey pot for Eric Swawell. Maybe you'll never have that
call from the Chinese Communist Party. Maybe you'll just get
to sit here and do math. But the truth is
if they call it's a different system than ours. You
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don't have the option to say, ah, you want me,
you want me to seduce my history professor and try
to get him to marry me. I don't feel like it.
I'm not attracted to him. I wanted to marry Jen.
That that's not an option for you. China would just
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kill your whole family. They're all under the CCP, every
single China national in the United States of America, every
single one of these foreign exchange students. They all should
be treated as spies, and we have hundreds of thousands
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of them because they are spies. Maybe they haven't been activated,
maybe they haven't been called upon, but they're all spies.
That's how the Chinese system works. Do you remember It's
an older story, not that old, but old enough that
maybe you forgot about it. Remember when we got that
headline that they were busting quote Chinese police stations in
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places like New York City. Remember that, what's that mean?
A Chinese police station? Did you ever wonder what that meant? Well,
here's what it meant. It's not as if the Chinese
were roaming the streets of New York City and Chinese
police officer uniforms pulling people over for speeding. It's not
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that at all. They're there to keep Chinese people in
the United States of America in check if they have
gotten out a line or disobeyed or strayed from the
Communist cause. So if you are that Chinese student and
the Chinese Communist Party calls you and says, hey, there's
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some uber dork from California who's never ever had an
attractive woman pay attention to him in his life. His
name's Eric Swalwell, we need you to go bat your
pretty Chinese eyes at him. And let's say you're that
Chinese student and you just want to do math, and
you say, no, thank you, I'm just going to keep
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doing math. Well that's not the end of it. You see.
They have, in essence, enforcers here and they're going to
pay you a visit. What happens from there, I don't know,
but that's what happens at a quote Chinese police station
in the United States of America. That's what happens there.
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Maybe maybe we should get them out. Maybe that would
be a good idea. We definitely need to get them out, Chris,
because I don't think they're taking the whole little red
book thing of mine very well. If you're wondering if
I did that to insult the Chinese Communist Party, you
know I have that little red book, Jesse Kelly dot com.
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Just put in your email address. I have that little
red book. If you're wondering if I did that to
insult the Chinese Communist Party, you would be correct, one
hundred percent correct. They are not play Look, they didn't
love me to begin with. Now they really don't love me. Hey, Jesse,
how can normies fight the Communists? Start a family, find
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a dime marrier, make some babies with her, go to
church on Sunday. Get involved in your local politics. Don't
just obsess over national politics and the presidential election. JD.
Bance and other than that. That's fine to get involved
in that. It's fine. It's fine to go to these
big events too. There's another national convention coming up, but
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that's another story. Go to the conventions, do whatever, but
get involved locally, local politics. That's what normies can do.
Don't think that you can't, that you're not qualified. These
people sit on your school board.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
I'm personally offended by what was presented on so many
different levels. One thing I would like to see updated
is the word homeless to unhoused. I'm not done.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Can I just don't want mister Bourman to you for
this to be on him. That's the way our state
of California. That's the language that they use, and that's theirs.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
That's the language we have to use im.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
And I just want to make sure that these are
the morons and scumbags who are in charge of your
local government. You call yourself a normy, you even something
of the email. I don't think you are a normy.
I don't think you realize that you can go take
those positions of power, those local positions of power. Those
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are a critical part of that skyscraper we've discussed, where
they're occupying the floors and the offices. The local school
board matters a lot. Go take it all, right. We
still have an hour. What a great hour it's going
to be next
Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Thursday. All right, so
we're gonna knock out a couple serious things. I'm gonna
try to get to some emails, but there are a
couple serious things we do have to knock out before
we before we move on, shall we? First? I mentioned
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I've been mentioning all the communists that are in place
throughout our system and how much work we're gonna have
to do and how long it's going to take to
get rid of them. That's true, but this also applies
to a lot of Republicans. We've talked about the Senate before.
That's a place where these people seem to just get there,
and it takes forever to get them out. It takes
(00:44):
a long time to primary out of Senator. It's very
difficult to do. I'm gonna play this for you. This
is Mike DeWine. He's the Republican governor of Ohio. You know,
he's shut down his state during COVID just like he's
a Democrat because he practically is here. He was talking
about Haitians.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We start losing people as when we're looking at people
who are working hard every day. The Haitians in Springfield
are one example of that. You know, I just know
that these are contributing people to our community. We need them,
our economy needs them.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If you are a Republican and you think it's okay
to ship in ten or two thousand people from Haiti
into a town of two thousand people, you are a
low life scum and you should never ever ever see
(01:46):
political office. And then, of course he has to throw
in the part at the end about the economy.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
We start losing people as when we're looking at people
who are working hard every day. The Haitians in spring
are one example of that. You know, I just know
that these are contributing people to our community. We need them,
Our economy needs.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Them, our economy needs them. I expect political leaders to
care about the economy, obviously, because I want your life
to be affordable and better. I want your standard of
living to go up as you continue to live. Of course,
the economy does matter, there's no question about it. But
(02:29):
you're not an economic unit. You're a human being. You're
a human being with values, hopes, and dreams. Family. You're
a human being, not an economic unit. And It would
be nice if so many of these goobers and the
(02:49):
Republican Party would acknowledge that we already know how the
Soulis communists think about everything. We got that. But every
time we start to scream about things like too many
foreigners in the country, there will be a Republican who
brings up wages. The economics of the whole thing. Studies
(03:13):
show they bring in more tax money that you have
to hear this crap all the time. Just a heads
up for every goper out there. We are not economic units.
We are individual humans, all of us created by God.
We are more than just whatever we mean we mean
(03:34):
to the bottom line of your state or your city.
We are so much more than that. We're not tax cattle.
Mike Dwine. The people of Springfield, Ohio don't want to
be replaced by people from Haiti, and they shouldn't have
to be, and the Republican governor of the state should
(03:57):
be bold enough to say that.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Speaking of which, boy all this enrichment from these foreigners.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Four Americans were tragically killed and lost their lives this week,
yet again from an illegal alien, an individual who was
parolled into the country by the Biden administration using the
CBP one app, which they created like it was a
magic pass for Disneyland. That's not how immigration in this
country should work. And this illegal alien from Kyrgyzstan was
(04:27):
traveling on an Indiana highway and he failed to break
for a slowed semi truck in front of him. He
swerved into the lane and he crashed into a van
carrying fifteen passengers, and four people were killed in that crash.
This is another tragedy that could have been prevented if
not for the wide open borders from the previous administration.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The Biden administration created an app with your money to
facilitate the invasion of your country, and now four PA
people in Indiana are gone because of some scumbag from
Kurzikstan who should never be in your country at all.
(05:10):
Some barbarian who doesn't know anything about the road, should
never have been here, took the lives of four Americans,
and still we're stuck with Republicans like Maria Salazar of Florida.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
But don't touch the nannies or the gardeners, or the
ones who are picking up the jalapeno peppers or the
oranges or the berries or the ones in the dairy houses.
Come on, those people are helping us eat better cheaper homes,
cheaper vegetables, and better fruits.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So those are.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
The ones that we are trying to give a dignified status.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You can leave dignified all of you. Ship out the
murderers and rapists first. Then get the nannies, the people
who are picking the harleapeno peppers. Get them all out too.
And when you're done with that, get Maria salad out too,
all of them. It's going to take time. I realize that.
(06:04):
Now on to some good news. The Washington Post laid
off thirty percent of the staff.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
About one in three staffers of the Washington Post are impacted.
I'm told that means laid off. Today, one in three
staffers laid off, including many in the Washington Post newsroom.
The owner, Jeff Bezos, is pressing his management team to
make the Post profitable. But it is the choices Bezos
has made in the last couple of years, turning the
opinion section in a Trump friendlier direction that turned off
(06:31):
hundreds of thousands of subscribers and led to many subscriber cancelations.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, Brian Stelter knows how to make money better than
Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men in the world. Man,
that is such a shame that the Washington Post laid
off a third of its employees. I'm even told some
of the race communists got let go, the climate communists
got let go the newspaper that called the leader of
(06:59):
isis and I quote an Austere religious scholar after we
killed him. They lost a third of their employees. Guys, Man,
that's too bad. On the snap benefits they go. Grandma
Vodka's upset about it.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And when the newsrooms are weakened.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Sounds like she had a couple of drinks to ease
the pain.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And when the newsrooms are weakened, our republic is weakened
with it because democracy, Because democracy dies in.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Darkness, It dies in darkness.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Are are we all ready to say that together? Democracy
dies in darkness. Democracy dies in darkness.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Because of that, I felt the need to say this
to you. Don't drink when you're sad, all right, what, Chris,
I'm trying to help people out. Listen, I've done it
many many times in my life, more times than I
ever care to admit. When you try to cover up
sadness with alcohol, as Nancy Pelosi clearly was doing this morning.
(08:17):
When you try to cover up sadness with alcohol, it
only makes everything worse. And I wish Grandma Vodka had
access to people who knew that. That's all trying to
be nice, Chris, Sorry, if you're trying to be nice, Hey, Jesse,
who would win between?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
You know?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Ask doctor Jesse Friday's not to tomorrow. You can't already
send these in? I mean, I guess you can, but
Jesse at Jesse calisshow dot com if you want to
send in your question, even ones like this, who would
win between a grizzly or a twelve hundred pound bull
with horns? You know something I've learned over the years.
(08:57):
Wait matters. I'm not just talking about dating a feminist.
Weight matters. Do you know why in boxing and cage
fighting why they have weight divisions? Do you know why?
I'll give you a clue. It's never, ever, ever, ever,
(09:18):
ever to protect the heavier fighter. Do you know you
could take the baddest dude around he's uh, he's two
hundred pounds, so he's a big dude, two hundred pounds,
baddest dude around, and you put him up against the
baddest dude around who's two sixty. The two hundred pound
(09:43):
guy generally is going to get destroyed, destroyed a twelve
hundred pound bull. Grizzlies are all muscle and bone and
all those things, and a grizzly would get mud stomped
into the ground by a twelve hundred pound bull because
(10:04):
grizzlies are only about five hundred pounds. Now, if we're
talking about cody acts, if we're up in Alaska and
we're talking about cody acts, where the weight gets a
little bit more even, Yeah, if we're talking like a
Montana grizzly five hundred pounds, four hundred and fifty pounds
versus a twelve hundred pound bull, that grizzly is gonna
(10:25):
move on to easier prey. All Right, we'll talk about
making the smart kids go to crappy schools in Pizza Hut.
Next is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday.
Do not forget. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Headline from PJ
Media socialists hate excellence. So Ma'm Donnie is ending the
(10:49):
Gifted and Talented program for kindergarten. Well, of course they
always sell this as being a race thing. Well, we
have to end the gifted and talented because they're all Asian,
you know that kind of thing. Well, there aren't enough
black people in it, that kind of a thing. And
this is where we try to argue back logically. But
(11:10):
if you win the gifted and talented program, then those
gifted and talented kids won't be able to rise to
the highest heights. This is just going to hurt everybody.
We love that argument, don't we This will hurt everybody,
and it's a valid argument. It's true. They want to
hurt everybody. You're not going to dissuade somebody like Mamdani
(11:36):
by telling him that the elimination of a Gifted and
Talented program will hurt New York City or hurt America.
He knows, he is well aware of it. Communists hand
out goodies to their friends, they punish their enemies, and
(11:56):
they declare war on everything that is good. When you
tell a communist his policies will hurt people, it doesn't
move him. He knows it will hurt people. I said
this back when this guy was running from mayor. We
used arguments against these people that were not effective. It's
(12:18):
not that there was anything you were gonna do that
was gonna make them move. But when you use argument,
but if you do this, it's gonna destroy this. If
you do this, it's gonna destroy that. They know, they're
well aware. It's like like one of these judges. Hey,
this guy's been arrested forty five times for find the crime.
(12:42):
If you let him go, he's gonna hurt someone else. Yeah,
she knows, that's the idea. She knows. Of course it's
gonna hurt someone else. That's what she wants. She wants
them to hurt someone else. You know, it hurts me
(13:04):
watching elderly people get their life savings wiped out. It's awful.
And these online scammers target elderly people so often just
because the online world moves so fast and the elderly
are they're just more likely to fall prey to these
(13:25):
online scammers. And that's why they're always jacking social security numbers.
And then you don't have any idea that they've already
taken a loan out in your name, maybe five loans
out in your name. These scammers have an international criminal
racket of cyber theft. It's what they do. They're after
you right now. Consider it. Consider your life having a
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Terms apply. I wonder if they can help Pizza Hut. Now.
(14:36):
I'm not a Pizza Hut man, but I saw this
from the New York Post that Pizza Hut is going
to shutter two hundred and fifty locations nationwide. I have
the fondest memories of Pizza Hut, two different memories. Now, listen, Chris,
it's not the pizza Listen well, kind of the first
One is when I was a kid. You know, I
(14:57):
told you we didn't need out a lot, but Pizza
Hut they had an extremely affordable pizza buffet. A pizza
buffet when you're a kid is the greatest moment of
your life. Wait a minute, I can have all the
pizza I want. There are no limitations. I can just
eat all the pizza. And if I eat it all,
(15:19):
they'll bring me more pizza. Yes, they used to have
one of those in Ohio when I was a kid.
I remember it and it was wonderful memory. That's one. Two.
My buddy Stevo in high school, he delivered pizzas for
Pizza Hut. That was his job all throughout high school.
He was the pizza liveryman the Pizza Hut in our area.
(15:41):
They had a deal with their delivery men that their
delivery men were allowed to make for themselves one pizza
a night. Well, Steve O, he would let us when
he was working nights and we were out just causing trouble,
being meat heads, he would let us stop by and
we could just choose our ingredients. And you know, none
(16:04):
of us had money. He would make for us a
large pizza with whatever we wanted on the pizza. I
understand it's pizza Hut pizza, and you're probably going to
be thumbing your nose at that. A free large pizza
with all the toppings you want on it. That was
(16:25):
honestly as stupid as I was back then still am.
I'm pretty sure if you had offered me a gold
bar or that pizza at that moment, I would have
chosen the pizza. It's, oh my gosh, it was fantastic. Jess,
do you think we're in the middle of a color revolution?
And can you explain color revolutions? Color revolutions are generally
(16:51):
communist revolutions that, surprise, surprise, have a color to them.
You'll read about them. This is the orange revolution, this
is the green revolution. It gives, for some reason, the
human mind is fascinating. It gives people a thing to
rally around, the color itself. What it does is it
(17:13):
makes people feel like they belong to a team. Like
you know, I wrote that book, the Little Red Book. Well,
it's just a ripoff of Mao's Little Red Book. Mao
had a little Red book, all these little sayings and
lessons in it. And if you can go look at
pictures of it the students who were out beating people
to death. They would waive these books. Look at my
(17:35):
little red book, little red book. Are you on the team.
Oh yeah, you got your little red book. Think of
it like a sports fan. If you're wearing your Cowboys
jersey and he's wearing his Cowboys jersey, and he's wearing
his Cowboys jersey, you're at a gay pride parade. No quick, Chris,
we can make sis. You understand what I mean. It
(17:55):
gives a sense of belonging, all right, a sense of belonging.
We still have gosh, we still have so much more
to get to in the freaking show. I'm pretty sure
we're not going to get it all in. But whatever,
we still have another day tomorrow. Hang on.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Dayes the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday, reminding
you that tomorrow is an ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You need to get your questions emailed in right now.
Ask me anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
we've talked before about it, but communist systems always have
a relatively short shelf life. The Soviet system, remember how
(18:41):
short it was. We'll call it nineteen twenty because I
know the revolution was in nineteen seventeen, but that will
fight a war. We'll call it nineteen twenty to about
nineteen eighty nine ninety when the communist system collapsed. Seventy years.
(19:01):
Seventy years. That's with a country with vast resources, a
huge army, it just collapsed. East Germany was much shorter
than that. Cambodia under Popong, much shorter than that Venezuela.
Recently I realized we helped things along, but it was
(19:23):
going bad anyway shorter than that. Why why is it
so short? Why when they have all this control and
they're so willing to commit acts of evil and destroy everything,
why can't they make it last? Because it doesn't work.
(19:44):
And it doesn't work because and I'll talk about this
a little more in the next hour, but it doesn't
work because they take uncapable, incapable, They take incapable people
and they put them in critical positions of power, and
everything fails from there. Everything fails from there. If you
(20:05):
were if you were an airplane maker, that's what you made.
You made airplanes. You made all the airplanes that fly
commercially in the United States of America. And I went
into your company and I started firing the capable people
that you would hire, engineers, mechanics, everybody. I started firing
(20:29):
all them. And who did I hire instead? My friends,
my family members. I got a sister, I'm gonna put
her here. Oh, my cousin. I have all kinds of cousins.
He gets to be a manager of this, and she
gets to be a manager at that. I just all
my friends got all the choice jobs at the airplane maker.
(20:52):
How long before planes started falling out of the sky, Well,
they would start falling out of the sky fairly shortly.
How many planes have to fall out of the sky
before either a the airline industry completely collapses or b
there are arrests made, or you see what I mean.
(21:12):
It wouldn't last forever. It can only last so long.
You take endless morons and incapable people, you put them
in critical positions of power, and everything just fails. Everything fails.
I would encourage you this. I think the language is bad,
(21:35):
so I'm gonna warn you about that. But if you
have HBO or maybe you can rent it. I don't
understand everything. Today HBO did a wonderful series on Chernobyl,
the Chernobyl Disaster, it's not only very very well done,
very very accurate. I should know there are obviously some differences,
but very accurate, very well done. I would encourage you
(21:57):
to watch it, and if you're okay with the language,
I want to stress this perhaps watching it with your kids,
if they're old enough. Why look at how they failed
and why they failed. They had all these losers, all
these lackeys in critical positions of power, and then when
(22:20):
something really really bad happened, like Chernobyl, then because everyone around,
everyone around is a moron, they have to go start
finding do we have a capable guy in this in
this science department? I think this guy's actually capable. So
they go grab a capable guy and they pull him
in and they're like, help, we need someone who's capable.
(22:42):
And he says, well, OK, you gotta do this, this
and this. But then all the lackeys they're worried about
looking bad, they're worried about getting hurt. Wow, No, we
can't do that. That would make it, that would make it.
We can't have the state look bad. No, we can't
do that, and everything just collab stunned them. Headline. This
(23:03):
is from the Daily Wire, LA's Democrat mayor. That would
be Karen Bass accused of editing the Palisades fire report
to hide failures. Karen Bass has traveled to Cuba multiple times.
This is all documented for communist training. She is not
(23:26):
a Democrat, She's not a liberal. Karen Bass is a communist.
She believes in communism. She has the top elected office
in the second biggest city in the United States of America.
What do you think Karen Bass has done with that
position of power? What do you think who do you
(23:48):
think she's put into place? In all the positions of
power around Los Angeles? You think she's hiring the best
and brightest, the most capable. Of course not. You know
better than that. She went and found all her communist allies.
Those choice positions are always reserved for party members. She
(24:13):
gave critically important positions of power to other communists instead
of capable people. And now nothing works. You can't even
do basic fire prevention. And then after you can't do
basic fire prevention, obviously it's going to come out that
(24:34):
this wasn't done and that wasn't done. Why wasn't this done?
What does a communist do well? You start lying, hiding, censoring, editing,
this covering up for the inevitable failures of the state.
It fails every single time. Have you seen the pictures
(24:56):
of the roads in New York City. I have a
buddy who's in New York. He's in Long Island, but
buddy is in New York City. I was talking to
him last night. He was talking about all the snow
they've had there, and it's been so cold, nothing's melting off.
You got snow piled up in New York City, the
(25:16):
most important city on the planet. They can't plow the roads.
They're just pushing the snow around. They don't have the
ability to clear out the trash. New York's always had
a trash problem, but mountains of trash now piling up.
(25:37):
Why you elected a communist? The communist immediately did what
they do, put into place fellow communists and critical positions
of power, and almost overnight nothing works. Nothing works. It
(25:57):
will always fail in the end because you have losers
in charge. The same way your football team wouldn't succeed
if you filled it up with a bunch of one
hundred pound weaklings. Communism cannot succeed because they picked the
biggest morons in degenerate losers in society, and they give
them important positions of power and they don't know what
(26:19):
they're doing. Jesse, I think ICE should get out of
Minnesota and all the Blue states instead, I should be
removing every illegal from Red states, make Red states free
from illegals, all gone. I understand this way of thinking,
But the federal government has jurisdiction over importation and deportation
(26:42):
of foreigners. The federal government has jurisdiction over who and
who isn't a citizen. Are we really going to be
a country if we continue to allow hostile foreign city
states the authority to change that. That's what they're doing.
They're in essence changing federal law. We're going to allow that.
(27:07):
We're a sanctuary city. That can't be allowed. We can't
allow a hostile foreign city state inside of our borders.
That can't be allowed anyway. Pizza Hut and Normy's next.
It is the Jesse Kelli cho on a Magnificent Thursday,
speaking of China Road. This is from Just the News.
(27:30):
Chinese students with CCP membership and military links infiltrate US universities.
A watchdog says it's from the American Accountability Foundation. Let
me clarify something for those who don't understand the Chinese
Communist Party. It is in complete control of the systems
(27:55):
in China. If you are a business of any kind,
you work underneath the Chinese Communist Party. I'm not saying
they run the business, but i am saying, if they
ever choose to run your business, if they ever choose
to make business decisions for you, hey, don't sell this.
(28:18):
You have to sell that. Change this. You don't have
the option of saying no, I'm a free Chinese business.
You're all underneath the Chinese Communist Party and you work.
Get this Chris at their behest see that. How about
that big word right there to syllables. Beyond that, the
(28:42):
students they send overseas, not just to America. Keep in mind,
China does this all over the world. The students they send,
all of them work underneath the Chinese Communist Party. Now,
maybe maybe you'll never be called upon as a young
(29:05):
Chinese student to commit espionage, to sabotage, to become a
honey pot for Eric Swawell. Maybe you'll never have that
call from the Chinese Communist Party. Maybe you'll just get
to sit here and do math. But the truth is
if they call it's a different system than ours. You
(29:28):
don't have the option to say, ah, you want me,
you want me to seduce my history professor and try
to get him to marry me. I don't feel like it.
I'm not attracted to him. I wanted to marry Jen.
That that's not an option for you. China would just
(29:51):
kill your whole family. They're all under the CCP, every
single China national in the United States of America, every
single one of these foreign exchange students. They all should
be treated as spies, and we have hundreds of thousands
(30:13):
of them because they are spies. Maybe they haven't been activated,
maybe they haven't been called upon, but they're all spies.
That's how the Chinese system works. Do you remember It's
an older story, not that old, but old enough that
maybe you forgot about it. Remember when we got that
headline that they were busting quote Chinese police stations in
(30:37):
places like New York City. Remember that, what's that mean?
A Chinese police station? Did you ever wonder what that meant? Well,
here's what it meant. It's not as if the Chinese
were roaming the streets of New York City and Chinese
police officer uniforms pulling people over for speeding. It's not
(30:58):
that at all. They're there to keep Chinese people in
the United States of America in check if they have
gotten out a line or disobeyed or strayed from the
Communist cause. So if you are that Chinese student and
the Chinese Communist Party calls you and says, hey, there's
(31:22):
some uber dork from California who's never ever had an
attractive woman pay attention to him in his life. His
name's Eric Swalwell, we need you to go bat your
pretty Chinese eyes at him. And let's say you're that
Chinese student and you just want to do math, and
you say, no, thank you, I'm just going to keep
(31:42):
doing math. Well that's not the end of it. You see.
They have, in essence, enforcers here and they're going to
pay you a visit. What happens from there, I don't know,
but that's what happens at a quote Chinese police station
in the United States of America. That's what happens there.
(32:07):
Maybe maybe we should get them out. Maybe that would
be a good idea. We definitely need to get them out, Chris,
because I don't think they're taking the whole little red
book thing of mine very well. If you're wondering if
I did that to insult the Chinese Communist Party, you
know I have that little red book, Jesse Kelly dot com.
(32:29):
Just put in your email address. I have that little
red book. If you're wondering if I did that to
insult the Chinese Communist Party, you would be correct, one
hundred percent correct. They are not play Look, they didn't
love me to begin with. Now they really don't love me. Hey, Jesse,
how can normies fight the Communists? Start a family, find
(32:52):
a dime marrier, make some babies with her, go to
church on Sunday. Get involved in your local politics. Don't
just obsess over national politics and the presidential election. JD.
Bance and other than that. That's fine to get involved
in that. It's fine. It's fine to go to these
big events too. There's another national convention coming up, but
(33:16):
that's another story. Go to the conventions, do whatever, but
get involved locally, local politics. That's what normies can do.
Don't think that you can't, that you're not qualified. These
people sit on your school board.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
I'm personally offended by what was presented on so many
different levels. One thing I would like to see updated
is the word homeless to unhoused. I'm not done.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Can I just don't want mister Bourman to you for
this to be on him. That's the way our state
of California. That's the language that they use, and that's theirs.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
That's the language we have to use im.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
And I just want to make sure that these are
the morons and scumbags who are in charge of your
local government. You call yourself a normy, you even something
of the email. I don't think you are a normy.
I don't think you realize that you can go take
those positions of power, those local positions of power. Those
(34:35):
are a critical part of that skyscraper we've discussed, where
they're occupying the floors and the offices. The local school
board matters a lot. Go take it all, right. We
still have an hour. What a great hour it's going
to be next
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Betrayal Season 5
Saskia Inwood woke up one morning, knowing her life would never be the same. The night before, she learned the unimaginable – that the husband she knew in the light of day was a different person after dark. This season unpacks Saskia’s discovery of her husband’s secret life and her fight to bring him to justice. Along the way, we expose a crime that is just coming to light. This is also a story about the myth of the “perfect victim:” who gets believed, who gets doubted, and why. We follow Saskia as she works to reclaim her body, her voice, and her life. If you would like to reach out to the Betrayal Team, email us at betrayalpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.