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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Days The Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday, we'll talk about Hey
this hour, do they just really want slaves? In the end,
there's an amazing comment out there, the truest test of
your patriotism more fraud. I will get to emails. I

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don't know that I've gotten to a single email on
the show. Oh that is so much more coming up
in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. But
I just can't let this go. So the latest is
that we have a massive flowtilla, a big bunch of
Navy ships heading to Iran. Okay, Lindsey Grahm. Lindsey Graham

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has something that is very very common in Washington, d C.
And we're never going to fully understand the reson why.
We can have theories, but this something is this these politicians,
especially ones who've been there for a long time, they

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start to care so much more about foreign countries than
they do about the state or district they're supposed to represent. Now,
there can be a variety of different reasons for this,
and we're not always gonna want to know, We're not
always going to know what those reasons are. I don't

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know if I told you this. If you follow me
on social media, you saw this, but doesn't matter if
you didn't. I just curious. I think this was last
week Lindsey Graham said something stupid, like he always does.
So I went to his social media page and I
just started to see just wanted to check out what

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he had been talking about. And I scroll through four days,
four days of Lindsey Graham his social media posts. Lindsey
Graham is a United States Senator from South Carolina. And
in four days of and there were a lot of

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posts of posting on social media, he did not say
one thing about South Carolina, the people who live there,
the issues they're facing. In fact, it's worse than that.
He did not say a single thing about the United
States of America. Not one the entire four days was

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Iran and Israel and Syria, and no mention of anything
actually in our hemisphere. Nothing the United States senator from
South Carolina. Now, I said, there are a bunch of
different things that can explain this. Why don't we go

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with one of the most basic things out there. These
guys who spend a lot of time in Washington, d C.
They're elevated to these lofty positions. They don't want to
necessarily be in South Carolina or whatever state they're from.

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They don't want to be in their district because when
you've spent your time around the white marble of Washington,
d C. And you're talking to this Prime Minister and
these other senators and this, that and this, that, you
don't want to go back and mingle with normal people
in South Carolina. That feels like a baseball player who

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goes from the major leagues to the minor leagues. To them,
that's what it feels like. Hey, I was just at
a fancy party on Thursday night in Washington, DC. They
were serving caviat in flet mignon and champagne. Do you
really want me to go to waffle house now in
South Carolina and talk to people. They don't want to

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do it. That's one of the reasons this happens. Another
reason this happens is these guys think about themselves as
global citizens, global movers and shakers, and doesn't that fear
feel bigger and more important than whatever state they're supposed
to be representing. I guarantee you one thing. We have

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a bunch of people who listen in South Carolina. I
bet you they can email the show and tell me
problems they face in South Carolina. Hey Jesse, the water bill,
Hey Jesse, we have a problem with this river, Hey Jesse, this,
Hey Jesse that. But when you can maybe dig into
a civil war somewhere, isn't that more important than your
water bill? For Lindsey Graham, it certainly is. Another part

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of it can be basically bribery, even legal bribery. Lindsey
Graham raises a lot of money as a United States Senator.
A lot of that money comes from the swamp. You
want to know one of the biggest, if not the biggest,

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swampy part of the swamp. You want to know what
it is? The quote defense industry. They always sell that
as well, you're not patriotic if you don't want this,
But have you paid attention to the Pentagon audits, the
trillions of dollars missing. It's insanely corrupt. And if you're

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a United States senator always campaigning for war somewhere, guess
what else you happen to be campaigning for. You're campaigning
to make defense contractors very, very rich. They will, in
turn keep your campaign coffers full. That's the bribery aspect.
The final and most nefarious aspect of it is this blackmail.

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It's not new to American politics, not new to our
modern era. Blackmail and politics go together like ketchup and
mustard on a hot dog. They just do. You find
someone who has political power, you find some damaging piece
of information on that person, something maybe criminal, maybe just embarrassing,

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and you let them know, Hey, I'm gonna need this
from you or else. Very very common tale, certainly in Washington, DC.
Why does Lindsey Graham obsess over everything else but South Carolina.
I don't know the reason. I don't know. All we
can do is guess. I don't know. But this is

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I think it's three minutes long. I'm not gonna let
it play. I'll interrupt it. But this is anagram on
Fox News, he heard there is a flotilla heading to Iran,
and he hasn't been this excited since Thunder from down Under.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Vabald Trump is Ronald Reagan plus in my mind, Venezuela
is soon Cuba. The one thing you can't do is President.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I want to keep put on put on before he
keeps going. I'm gonna play you something really quick. I'm
gonna stop on that. We just had a special election
in Texas Trump District. Democrat won it. Play you this
from CNA the.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Average twenty twenty five twenty six special elections Democrats are doing.
Get this twelve points better, twelve points better than Kamala
Harris did in twenty twenty four. You know that was
a state special election that happened in Texas on Saturday.
If you look at the federal special elections, this twelve
points is actually north to fifteenth points in average. See
you see this twelve point over performance. You see this

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thirty one point over performance. But that don't mean nothing
if it ain't forecast the ball to the midterm elections.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
So what are we looking at here? We'll take a
look at special elections since all the way back in
the two thousand and five two thousand and six cycle,
five out of five times the party that outperforms in
the special elections goes on to win the US House
of Representatives. And this, of course all paints a picture
right Texas nine the special elections, the history of special

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elections in which Democrats look like they're in the cap
Burt seat to take back the US House come twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
The American people right now are getting ready to reject
Republicans in the midterms. Donald Trump will be impeached every
other day. This is what Lindsay Graham cares about.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Donald Trump is Ronald Reagan plus. In my mind, Venezuela's
soon Cuba. The one thing you can't do as president
tall light Reagan and act like Obama. There's no deal
to be done here. These people are not trustworthy. The
protesters in the street are not protesting for a better
nuclear deal. They're protesting for a better life. And if

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they in the day, we have a chance to have
friends with the people of Iran. The I Toola will
never be our friend. He's a religious Nazi. President Trump,
you said help is on the way. That has to
be real. It has to be real soon, Do it,
mister president. The people of Iran are begging you to
be on their side. You have done it so good.

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You're a Reagan plus. This is the defining moment in
your presidency. Stand by the people. The Iola falls, the
region changes bigger than the fall of the Berlin Wall.
No more international terrorists. This regime has American blood on
it sends since nineteen seventy nine, you got the hoodies,

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you've got hezblah killing Americans. Bring this regime down because
the people want it down.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
What people.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
An American citizen is a crap about Iran or will
vote about Iran in the midterm elections? Oh, you mean
the Iranian people want it down? And I sympathize. Don't
get me wrong, BA, totally sympathized. But Lindsey Graham does know.
He's an American right, he's a United States Senator and

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allegedly he's going to Washington, d C. For the people
of South Carolina. Yet I never hear them even mentioned.
I hope Donald Trump knows that the midterms will not
be determined by Iran, not by a long shot. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Monday. You

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can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse,
I listen to your show every evening on podcast. I
signed up for you to send me something. I sure
hope it's not an advertisement, like be sure to drink
your ovaltine. Since her name is Pam, it's not an
advertisement about ovaltine. It's just the little book Jesse's Little

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Red Book. It's totally free. As I told you, I
told you it was not gonna be a gimmick. I'm
not trying to sell you anything. We're just gonna email
you a free little booklet. It's ninety three pages. Enjoy it, Jesse. Oh,
here you go. I just wanted to say thank you
for sending your listeners this. I haven't had a chance
to read it yet, but I'm really looking forward to it. Well,

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it's pretty brilliant, if I might say, what Chris Jesse.
The Communists are going after high school students here in
San Antonio. They had them skipping school Friday to march
in the streets against ice. Many were wearing socialism T
shirts and carrying the Mexican flag. Again, this is a
high school student in New York coming to a.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
City near you.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
They will find a way to blame you.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
They will kill you, and they will find a way
to blame it.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
They will kill your friends and family.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
They will deport people.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
They always go after the kids. Communists do not go
into the teaching profession by accident. They go into the
teaching profession because they are train predators of children. They
are there to break your children. That's why they take
these administrative jobs. That's why they run for school board

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and you should too. That's why they become teachers. I
will stress it again. If your child's teacher, any one
of them, has a gay flag, tranny flag, Black Lives
Matter flag, Palestine flag, pick your stupid comedy, cause you
don't have a teacher, you have a child predator who
watches over your child with the intention of breaking your children.

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They have been insanely successful because children's brains are still forming,
their values are still forming, and that's why every single
communist country that has done this has ended up with
children turning against their parents, up to and including turning
in their parents two death squads. This happened in the
Soviet Union, it happened in China, it happened in East Germany.

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Children will turn in their parents. Here in the United
States of America, your child will just stop speaking to you.
Of course, you spent fifty thousand dollars a year to
send her off to college because she really wanted to
be a dentist. You didn't look into it, and now
you lost your baby. Be careful where you send your daughter,

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Be very, very careful Bronco. I thought you were the
menu whisperer. Now I know you're a fraud. How would
a true menu whisper ever think ice cream at a
bar be a good idea? Okay, I can't believe I'm
still getting crap about this. I didn't want to drink.
I ordered a water in an ice cream. Maybe the

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ice cream order is throwing you off. So let me explain.
This is more of a bar and grille play. We're
not talking some honky tonk bar thing. It's a bar
and grill place. I have eaten there three or four times.
All the basics, chicken, wings, pizza, all that stuff. The
food is horrid, absolutely horrid, disaster, disgusting. I've had it

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all too. I've had the wings. They even screwed up Keso, Chris,
can you believe it? Even Keso was bad. The pizza
is bad, bad pizza. That's almost impossible to have bad pizza.
The pizza is bad. I thought ice cream would be
a gimme a layup. I was wrong what Chris? Chris said?

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Why would I go? I already explained Chris, I was
going there because ab encouraged me to be around other
people the same way. I encourage other people. What Chris. Okay,
so Chris said, I should have told them the food
was horrible. I normally would, but I was not the

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organizer of this event. You know what sucks. And actually
I had a friend do this recently. Totally sucks. You
don't ever want to be this guy. Somebody we were
on this big group text, which is a fate worse
than death. He was organizing a big meetup for all
the couples in the neighborhood. We were all going to
meet up and go out and do this. He throws

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out all these options. A bunch of people agree on
this one option. Hey, okay, we'll go here. This is
a good place to eat. One guy. One guy jumps
in and says that place sucks. I don't want to
go there. Immediately because people are way too polite, they say, oh, okay,

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we'll go somewhere else. The guy who stepped in and
blew up the place then didn't send another text message.
He stepped in, took a big fat turd, dropped it
in the punch bowl, and then just walked away without
offering a single suggestion. I didn't organize it. It wasn't
my thing. I was invited, so I said, yes, what Chris. Look,

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if I had to do it over again, I would
make a suggestion. I'll put it that way if I
had to do it over again. Sometimes people don't have
the same good taste that I have there. Look, I
have friends who don't eat at red lobster. My buddy Luis,
it's my best friend. He doesn't eat at red lobster.

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Now he blames it on a shellfish allergy. I don't
want to hear these excuses. It's like that kid who says,
if I have peanuts eyed die, Oh you'll be fine. Anyway,
we have more. Next thing, it is a Jesse Kelly's
show on a Wonderful Monday. Remember if you missed any

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These things just absolutely murder me when Democrats say this
about people from Haiti.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Sending these people back to Haiti is basically a death sentence.
And that's why we're asking the administration to open up
their hearts and to extend this TPS.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Huh what is it about Haiti that makes it a
death sentence? I guess I just don't understand why is
sending Haitians back to Haiti a death sentence? Is it
the weather? That doesn't And see that doesn't make sense

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because the Dominican Republic is actually on an kid you not.
You can look this up. It's on the same island.
It's all one island. And yet the Dominican Republic isn't
a death sentence. Huh. It's not a skin color thing either,

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same demographics in the Dominican Republic as in Haiti. What
is it then about Haiti that would make it a
death sentence? And they all say this one.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
They're terrorized Haitian nationals. This is cruelty, this is inhumane,
and this is a death sentence.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Why is going back to Haiti a death sentence for Haitians?
I want to know what is so deadly in Haiti? Huh?
I guess if it's not the weather, because they have
the same weather as a Dominican Republic, it's certainly not
a wild animal or something. Probably not a unique disease,

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because then the Dominican Republic would have it. Is it
the Haitians? Could that be it? This is one of
the great little mini clips of all time. It's gonna
take all I can do not to put this one
on the soundboard. They interviewed this woman from Boston. She

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took a Haitian family into her home and man working
out great for her and it's really fun having them.

Speaker 9 (19:33):
What I realized is there's so much prejudice against refugees,
mostly because people don't know them.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Lisa says she feels like she has her own personal
chef as well. Donde loves cooking things done.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Ah, this is so wonderful. No, I took in this
black family and now she does my housework and I don't.
It's such a great arrangement for me. Anyway, Happy Black

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History Month to that family. Happy Black Jesse. What's to
deal with you not writing a book with the help
of artificial intelligence? Those who listen to you know that
your intelligence is artificial to begin with. You know that's
not very nice. Okay? For one two I told you before,
I refuse. I have reached that old man age. At

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the age of forty four, I have pressed stop. I
have reached my limit on technology. I will in every
way I possibly can, reject artificial intelligence. I believe it
will do all kinds of good for the human race
and all kinds of horrible things for the human race.
I don't want to listen to AI music. I don't
want to watch AI movies. I don't want to read

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AI books. And I had somebody reach out to me
and tell me that you could just apparently just put
in you know, your Twitter account or something like that,
and AI would write an entire book for you. I
know that probably with the push of a button, I
could have that done. I am not interested at all.
I believe in humanity. I am a fan of humanity.

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I like human beings. I want more of them on
the planet, not fewer of them on the planet. I
think we should go forth and multiply, and we should
have dominion over this place, and we should run things,
and we should write the movies, and we should write
the music, and we should write the books. And I
think jobs.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
They should be done by human beings, even jobs that
are undoubtedly going to be outsourced to robots, like delivery drivers,
uber drivers, people who work in warehouses.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You know, all that stuff's going to AI, right, all
of it, it's all going AI. I told you that
there's a something someone's working on right now where artificial
intelligence it's actually guiding robotic welders. Now, I don't think
they're ever going to be able to replace human welders.
Don't get me wrong, But I understand where it's going,

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and I understand all the wonderful things that can come
with it. I want a world run by human beings.
That's what I want. I am a fan of human beings. Jesse.
From what I've read, George Soros and a lot of
his NGOs are actually plugged deeply into the history of
foreign and domestic federal government affairs. It would be hard

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to untangle that. Being said, why isn't cash Betel rounding
up individual Antifa members. Well, I'll tell you this. I
remember that Donald Trump designated Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization.
I know that for a fact. I also know that
I watched video from Portland over the weekend where Antifa

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members are in the street causing terror. I don't understand
why that is something that is possible. I don't understand
if we've designated antif as not only a national but
international terrorist organization, why are they able to go out
with labels on themselves and still do what they do

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in the streets. Shouldn't that mean immediate arrest? I don't understand,
But speaking of people woven into every part of the government.
You know, Jeffrey Epstein was right. You know that. You
know that Jeffrey Epstein got a New York mansion, one

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of the biggest homes in New York, from the US
State Department. You know that. Yeah, yeah, this Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
This is what he sounds like, because as the last
time we had our sixty minute interview, you talked to
me about home ownership, and you asked me whether everyone
should own a home, and I told you, no, it's
too risky.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
So the financial claps of two thousand and eight is
because of hard working African Americans, Hispanics and whites who
wanted to have a piece that have an ownership stake
in the society that all rest on their shoulders. They're
the culprits.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's what he sounds like. How well do you note
the State Department. I don't know that I've ever had
any dealings with the State Department. I probably should, but
I generally don't even check in with them. Whenever I've
traveled overseas, you know how, you kind of should check
in with the embassy. Hey, I'm in town, case case

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I get kidnapped, Please pay my ransom that type of thing.
I haven't done that. Jeffrey Epstein, the man who apparently
has dealings with American presidents with royalty, all kinds of
these global leaders. Jeffrey Epstein got a house from the

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state Department. Huh, that looks pretty bad. And it looks
even worse when obviously, as I told you, there's a
bunch of bad information in all these Epstein files they've released,
But very clearly there's a bunch of information that is
not bad, information that's accurate, information that makes people look really,

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really bad. Why haven't these people been prosecuted? Have any
of these people even been interviewed? Has anyone tracked them down?
Why is that not a thing? Are there elites all
across the globe who regularly abuse people in different ways

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and they do it without any fear of ever getting
busted at all? And that, of course brings us to
how the Epstein saga ended. He dies in federal custody
when they claim the camera's malfunctioned. Oh, and that brings
me to another point. Weren't we hold over and over
again that the cameras malfunction and then they produce camera footage.

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So what what happened there? AS's move on The Jesse
Kelly's Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show and
a Fantastic Monday. Remember you can email us Jesse at
Jesse Kellyshow dot com. And remember that always of all
the political issues and will agree and disagree on all

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kinds of different political issues. And all that stuff is fine.
But if you ever want to truly test your patriotism
how much you love your country, the subject of immigration
is the truest test. Because every human being on the
planet jealously guards access to the things they truly love.

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You guard access to your home, your children, all those
things for understand annimal reasons you love them, so you
don't let anybody in. In fact, you don't let most
people in. It's a test of your love. Whenever you

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hear someone on the right they love saying this, Low T.
Langford says this all the time. I'm an immigration squish.
All that means is you don't love your country. That's
what it means. You don't have some deep abiding love
of America. I'm sure Low T. Langford loves his home.
If you or I showed up at his doorstep tonight.

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I bet you he wouldn't be a squish. I bet
you he would be a no get out. I'm calling
the cops. Please don't show up at his home, by
the way. But when it comes to America, oh, come
on in, all right, you can all stay. It's the
truest test of your patriotism. That's why Democrats in the
United States of America, I'll talk like this.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Every person, every human being has as the legal right
to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
And that's Boston Mayor Michelle wou That's why Democrats talk
like that. That's why they'll tell you all the time
that immigrants built our country. Everyone should come here. Of course,
you can't ever send anyone back where they came.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
Terorized Haitian nationals. This is cruelty, This is inhumane, and
this is a death sentence because we all already know
the consequences because.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You guard access to the things you love. Everybody's pro discrimination.
I am, you are everybody is you discriminate when you
love something. That is a fact. Democrats love fraud. Remember
when I said this, Minnesota is all the rage right

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now because it appears to be ground zero. But I'm
here to tell you that is only our first little
crack in the window. So we can just peek inside,
and we're mortified by what we see. Oh my god,
there's cancer in here. Look at the fraud. But it's

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just a crack right now. As the Trump administration, to
their credit, they're doing this. As the Trump Administration continues on,
and that crack gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger,
it has a chance unless you are mentally ready for
it to dishearten you. When they start digging into California,

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it's going to make Minnesota look like a convent's that's
what it's gonna do. And this is not just California
and Minnesota. For years, for decades, the cancer has been
metastasizing inside the body of the United States of America.

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Here was Fox News about California.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
With almost two thousand hospice agencies. LA County has more
than thirty six states combined, and thirty times more than
either Florida or New York. Eighteen percent of the whole
country's home health care billing is coming out of Los
Angeles County.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
How just pause on that for a moment. Eighteen percent
of the home healthcare billing comes out of not California,
one county, LA County. Do you have any idea how
much fraud is in there. Whenever you have Democrat rule,

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you will have theft at unimaginable levels. It's just built
in and baked into everything. They will steal everything they
get their hands up that possible.

Speaker 9 (30:56):
And take a look at this map, a cluster of
two hundred and eighty seven hospice in a two mile radius,
some in strip malls, unmarked buildings, even a wrecking yard
and vacant lot.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, the amount of theft in this country, as it
gets exposed more and more, is going to be hard
to take. And remember this, they use your values against you.
This is James Tylerico. You don't know his name yet.
I hope you don't ever know his name. He might

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be the Democrat nominee for Senate in Texas. Here he is. Well,
there were certainly abortions in the ancient world.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Well, there's some, there's and again I haven't stated this
enough to say this definitively, but there are interpretations of
certain passages from the Torah where some folks will even
say that there is a there is some subtle instructions
for how to perform an abortion of the ancient world,
certain things to drink, things like that.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Mm. They just lie about everything all the time, and
they use your values against you. But hey, I do
have great news. Maybe maybe you don't feel like cooking
dinner tonight. Maybe you don't feel like cleaning your house.
Maybe you don't feel like doing lawn work and you

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don't have money to pay someone to do it. This
lady from Boston has found the solution. It's really fun
having them.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
What I realized is there's so much prejudice against refugees,
mostly because people don't know them.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Lisa says she feels like she has her own personal
chef as well. Donde loves cooking. Thing moves done.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
And now here's a headline, but you know.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
You know the thing headlines we didn't get to you.
Young woman becomes the first in the US to successfully
sue doctors for cutting off her breasts so she could
look like a boy. Let's hope this continues. A lot
of hospitals are about to pay a lot of checks
out and that makes me feel good. Screw every one

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of you monsters. Democrats push to fly spy drones over
your property to enforce their green agenda and punish regulation violators.
The horrors that are going to come down on Virginia
because Normany didn't like Trump anymore are going to be amazing,
and I feel terrible for all the right wingers who
live there. We will do this again tomorrow, that's all.