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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday Hoopday. We still
have so much to come on the show. Brandon Darby's
coming up a half hour from now to do cartel stuff.
I haven't talked to Darby in forever. There's all kinds

(00:21):
of things going on. First, though, I don't want to
touch on just a couple things really quickly before I
pay JD Van's a compliment. Get to some emails, Get
to a couple other things. First, Communists lie about everything
all the time. We talked about it a million times.
They lie about everything all the time, and there are

(00:45):
significant real world consequences to that. The consequences to the
communists lying about everything all the time is you and I,
people who know the truth, who seek the truth. We
have to share a society with people who are.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Insane. There's no other.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Way to describe it. If if I tell you water
isn't wet, the sky isn't blue, gravity isn't real, you
would tell me I'm insane. When you will loudly proclaim
things that aren't true, verifiable facts, if you deny them
all the time, you're crazy. And these people vote with us,

(01:34):
they live with us, they drive with us, they govern
us in so many ways they're insane.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Do you want an example.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
This is from the Skeptic Research Center team. They did
a bunch of polling and I'm not going to go
over the graph or something like that, but I'll just
you know, I'll read it to you verbatim. Very liberal
Americans believe eleven percent of deported illegal immigrants have a

(02:04):
criminal conviction since coming to the country.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Do you know what the real answer is? Thirty seven percent?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Because communists are lied to by every one of their politicians,
by every media outlet. I mean everything from the New
York Times to CNN to Washington Post. They're lied to
from everyone they rely on at all times. They live
in a world that is not real. You and I

(02:39):
can mock the view all day long, but the truth is,
and I am sorry to say it, the view is
important because women sit at home and they watch this and.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They believe it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It's bonkers, It's crazy. Those ladies are dumb. Okay, all
that stuff may be true.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
People believe this, but you know, I was I was
reading something the other day about World War two when
when the Americans liberated doc out after World War Two,
doing after the Holocaust. Dwight D. Eisenhower said, take pictures
of the of these concentration has because years will go
by and people will not believe this happened. So this

(03:20):
administration does not really like somebody like Don Lemon, who
has a camera, who has a position like we do
in a way to speak to the people and tell
them what really is going on. So, you know, God.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Bless, we're comparing Don Lemon storming a church to chronicling
the horrors of the Holocaust. That's crazy, that's bonkers. That
wine mom at home believes it. Here's a great headline
from the Free Beacon. Wes Moore.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Uh, he's he's the governor of Maryland.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wes Moore says the KKK chased his great your grandfather
out of South Carolina. Historical records tell a different story. Yeah,
his great granddad. They just went to Jamaica. Why because
a Jamaican passed or had died unexpectedly.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
And he was just going to take over the church.
Just made the whole thing up.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Was lie.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
They lie about everything all the time. I bet you
didn't know. My family didn't know. That's my fault.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Apparently my family didn't know that the story of Rosa
Parks was a liar speaking of Black history, a lie
speaking of last Black History Month?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Did you.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Did you know that? Did you think that Rosa Parks was.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
A saintly black woman minding her own business, just wanted
to get home that day and got sent to the
back of the bus.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Is that what you believe?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
If you do, don't think you're in the minority. That's
the vast majority of Americans. Yeah, you know, she was
just a commun activist.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
And go look it up.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You belong to all kinds of communist organizations. The whole
thing was an op. It was an op, and an
op that is so successful that outright lies about it
are told to this day.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
These people, they just lie about everything all the time.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's like breathing for them. They just lie about everything
all the time. And the end result of it is
large quantities of people in our society believe things that
just aren't real, and that is so exasperating for normal
people who know the truth. It's like when you talk

(05:42):
to them, you're dealing with a different species and you
have to instead of sitting down and having a logical conversation.
It's almost like there's this super tight knot, and having
a conversation is actually you trying to pick at the knot,
untie at the whole.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Isn't it exhausting.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's not like you're having a nice back and forth.
It's like you have to try to spend so much
time knocking down this lie that they absolutely believe, and
that lie that they absolutely believe, and then that lie that,
and then finally it's tempting, and I've done this, I
admit it. It's tempted to just wash your hands.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Of it and just be you know what, I'm done.
I can't.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I can't destroy your entire worldview. It's going to take
too much of my time. If you actually actually believe
that Donald Trump told people to inject themselves with bleach,
I can't do anything else for you. I can't they
just lie. This was Nicole Wallace. This is a long
time ago, but another one of these doozies. Almost all

(06:49):
of the political violence in the United States of America
is committed by communists against people on the right. Assassinations,
assassination attempts, assaults, all these things. There is virtually did
you know this here's two things for you. Did you
know there are virtually no documented cases of a Republican

(07:10):
assaulting somebody on the left for their political views. Did
you know that there are almost no cases of a
white person assaulting a black person for their race. Did
you know that that doesn't happen anymore in the United
States of America at all?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Gone completely?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
This is the kol waalice, the permission structure for violence.
You've got polls about political violence. Democrats don't think is
a good idea. Only Republicans, only people inclined to consume
conservative media are now. I think award of fifty percent
say that if necessary violence is okay, You've only got
the conduct on one of the two sides.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
They just lie. It's like they breathe do some emails. Jesse.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm impressed by your understanding of the communist mentality. I'm
curious where you got this insight from your dad, your
love of history, etc. I'm about your age and their
mindset is very difficult for me to understand. Growing up
in the eighties, being very much warned about the impacts
of communism repeatedly, I never gained a deep understanding of

(08:15):
the mindset of the communist ideology, like you have. The
struggle to understand how they think makes your show extremely helpful,
makes their actions more predictable. I love the show. Keep
helping us understand how the communist brain works, because it's
so foreign to me. Says, I can use his name.
His name is Jack. It's probably a combination of things.

(08:42):
My love of history helps. It really helps to be
honest with you. If you just read what they write, well,
here I'll explain this. I'll explain this. This is just
one example of understanding them race communism, since that comes
up a lot, dividing people by race and convincing group
that that group has oppressed them and whatnot. It's very

(09:04):
common to think that only applies to America. With the
fake civil rights movement that exists today, the fake this
I'm black, I'm oppressed, all that crap, It's very common
to think that that only exists in America. MAO use
that all the time. The Soviets use that all the time.
In Cambodia all the time, it was always you people

(09:25):
are oppressed and those people are oppressed.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
So if you.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Understand that, they really always use and have always used
the exact same tactics, then you can recognize those tactics.
In America, I bring up foundational truths to you a
lot where you have to understand this in order to
understand everything else. Once you understand some of those foundational truths,

(09:53):
then you'll begin to understand what the communists are doing
and why they're doing it, and why they're saying it.
It's not that you have to pick people pople's brains apart,
for instance, what I just brought up, that they're lying
about everything all the time, and they're lying to keep
people trapped in a world of make believe.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
You will stop being confused.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
By your liberal aunt Pegy when you understand that. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Wednesday. Member,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So,
speaking of foundational truths, here's actually a good example courtesy
of the Vice President. I'm really trying very very hard

(10:35):
not to like the vice president as much as I
do like the vice president. You know, my thoughts on
politicians and my thoughts aren't going to change for him.
But man, I have high hopes for jd Vance.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I just do.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Foundational truths when you find yourself in a situation where
you are maybe arguing with the communist, with the liberal
and Pagy in your life. Whoever that person is in
your life, understand that they're trying to box you in
when they make their arguments and they learn this, they're

(11:14):
trying to when I say.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Box you in.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
They can't have you arguing for the truth, exposing the truth,
or their entire world of lies comes apart. So what
do they do? You know what a moat is? You
ever heard of a moat?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
A moat?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
In case you don't know, maybe you weren't a kid
who studied these things. A moat is something that exists
around the outside of a castle or a fort. I've
actually been in one one time. It was one in
uh where was it Austria? I think Austria, old old
fort a moat. Most people think they're always full of
water and alligators, but that's not necessarily true.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Sometimes it's just.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
A big ditch, a huge ditch that has been dug
around the outside of the walls. What is the idea?
The idea is get the enemy bogged down before he
ever touches your walls, because if he touches your walls,
then he can climb them, he can batter them down.

(12:16):
But if you trap him in some way in the moat,
you get him bogged down in the moat, then he
never gets to batter down your walls and batter down
your gates. You make the moat to make sure he
can't ever touch the walls. Communists when they argue, they
will do this to you rhetorically.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
They will try to get you bogged down.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
On something so you don't ever get to touch the walls,
you don't ever get to the truth. And low ted
dork losers in the Republican Party have fallen for this
for ages they have been interviewed by communists. They allow
the communists to frame the argument in such a way

(13:00):
that they never actually get to the truth of the matter,
and it's designed to.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Be that way. This is very short, but I want
you to listen to this.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
This is about that communist, that street animal who got
killed in Minneapolis, the guy who was kicking agents cars
and screaming at them and all those other things. Pretty,
the pretty guy who died. Listen to how the journalist
frames the question.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Did you plan to apologize to the family of Alex
Preddy for what for you know, labeling him in assassion
with ill intact.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
Well, again, I just described to you what I said
about Alex Pretty, which is that he's a guy who
should have ill intent to a ice protested.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
But guy, it's determined that his civil rights were violated
by this FBI investigation.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Will you apologize?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
So if this hypothetical leads to that hypothetical leads to no,
it's a do a thing. That reporter obviously is a communist.
That's not a reporter. That's an apparatchick, an apparatchick who
has been trained to do what to keep the enemy
in the moat. That reporter can't have a conversation with

(14:06):
the vice president and have the conversation turn into wait
a minute, he was a paide street animal. Okay, who's
doing the paying? Should we go down that rabbit hole?
Who's doing the paying? Who conducts the training? Where does
all the money come from? How prevalent is all this?
The reporter cannot have the conversation go that way. He's

(14:27):
only got a limited amount of time. And because he
himself has received communist training, the reporter understands, keep jd.
Vance in the moat, keep him in the moat. They
used to do this to Donald Trump all the time,
very successfully in the first term. Trump is way better
about it the second term, very successfully. That we keep
Donald Trump in the moat, Chris grab this if we

(14:49):
have it. If not, that's totally fine. How would they
do this? They always asked him about white supremacy always,
so you denounced white supremacists, right because a lot of
people are saying you're a white supremacists.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
There are a lot of Nazis. The people are saying it,
You do denounce it? Do you denounce it?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
And you would see Trump so exasperated because he couldn't
get out of the moat. He wants to talk about
something else. He wanted to talk about real issues facing
the country. He wanted to talk about this or that,
or the border or anything. But the communist trained reporters
knew they could keep him in the moat.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Here it was.

Speaker 7 (15:24):
You have repeatedly criticized the vice president for not specifically
calling out Antifa and other left.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Wing extremist groups.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
But are you willing tonight to condemn white sub premises
and militia groups and to say that they need to
stand down and not add to the violence in a
number of these settings, as we saw in Kenosha and
as we've seen in Portland specifically, do it Ida.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
I would say, almost everything I see is from the
left wing, not from the right. I'm willing to do
anything I want to see people do what, sir, I
do it say?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Do you want to call them? What do you want
to call them?

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Give me a name, give me a.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Stand back and stand by.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Listen now exasperated and frustrated. He doesn't do that anymore,
much much better at it.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
They're trying to trap you in that moat when you
argue with the communist in your life. They do this
to you. Do not allow them to reframe it. Do
not allow them to keep you off the walls. It's
something they learn. Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a

(16:41):
magnificent Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Remember you can download.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Any part of the show you'd like on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
I don't know why I can't talk. Shut up, Chris anyway.
I have wonderful news. The Mexican cartels have been defeated.
They are no more, no more drug in human trafficking.
And I know this because there's no more headlines right now.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Surely they're all gone.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Joining me now, Brandon Darby of the Cartel Chronicles bright part.
If you're not reading Brandon Darby, you probably think what
I just said is true. Brandon, are the cartel's all gone?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Why don't I see him in the news.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
No, they're not all gone. You don't see him in
the news because well, the left doesn't like to write
about cartels, never have and a lot of the outlets
on the right don't want to write about cartels because
it shows that there's something that is not happening in
the Trump administration. I think that the Trump administration probably

(17:40):
will deliver some pretty heavy blows to the right Mexican cartels.
So far, they've delivered some heavy blows to lower level cartels,
but the main cartel in Mexico, Cartel Halisco going strong.
Mexico is protecting, you know, e'l Bitcho the Boss, and

(18:02):
they keep handing over all types of different people to
show that they're cooperating with Trump, and but they're protecting
that the main cartel. So that's that's what's going on, buddy.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
So this Elmentho, you've discussed him with us before. The
Trump administration is not stupid they're obviously aware of this guy.
Why why how was he still getting a free pass?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Well, because the only way they're gonna get him is
if they take action outside of the provision of Mexico.
So you know, we're in a situation where Mexico will
not This guy is Carpadres, very close to the current
Secretary of Desserts, and there's Mexico probably couldn't hand them

(18:54):
over if they wanted to at this point, but they
don't want to because too many of it get paid
by it to the the of Mexico's leadership, and elite
get get stipend from there to get paid. So what's
going to have to happen is the United States is
going to have to act due the latterly a couple
of times that the US has found him and located
him and tried to include Mexican partners. He was tipped

(19:18):
off before, you know, even at the highest levels. He
was tipped off. Several months ago. He was he was
I don't want to get too much into this because
I'm writing about it, but several months ago he was
you know, an elite group in Mexico who operates kind
of autonomously legally but autonomously tried to get him, and

(19:41):
they almost did get him, and the Mexican Army came
to his rescue and detained the team of law enforcement
who were trying.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
To get him.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Until he got away. Right. So that's the level of
protection that this guy has and the only way that
this is going to happen. But as if if the
United States, uh, you know, treats Mexico like what it is,
which is a fragile darco state, right that that runs
parallel with drug cartels. It is, it is a cartel

(20:13):
connected government, a drug you know, a narco state of
to be exact, exact, and the United States is going
to have to uh ruffle some very serious feathers to
to do something about this guy. But I think that
the United States will I questioned it until Venezuela happened,

(20:34):
and that I said, okay, we have this guy has
giant breath. Go dads. I think we're the radios, I'll
say that, And I think that this guy, you know,
we're pre you know, we're still not halfway there. So
let's let's see what this guy has to do. But
I think that there's a significant chance that before this

(20:55):
administration is over. We see strikes in Mexico at a
remote area in Michelakan or Jalisto.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah. Speaking with Brandon Darby of Breitbart, Brandon, I'm gonna
ask a question, and I know it may be a
stupid question, but we're friends, so you're not going to.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Be surprised by that.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Occasionally, when we talk about hitting cartels, the government hitting
cartel members, you will hear people say that the cartels
have the ability to hit us here because obviously they
have people here in the United States of America. That's
not surprising to anybody who knows it. But that has
not happened thus far. Is that something that would concern you,

(21:36):
that does concern you, Is that something you think they
would do?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Okay, So that's a that's actually a complex question, and
it's important to recognize like the different parts of that. Okay. So, cartels,
Mexican cartels and other cartels have absolutely killed people in
our country, verifiably. You know, there's a book written by

(22:03):
a wonderful Army or sorry sorry sorry Air Force captain
named Sylvia log Buyer who helped start our bright part
Border project, and she details you know, countless They're not
countless but a lot, like a large number of murders
and beheadings that have happened in the United States. So

(22:26):
so they do, in fact take action in our country.
They've kidnapped people from our country, they've killed people in
our country. But would they take action like blow up
a shopping mall or would they take action like, you know,
attack an army base in the United States. No, I
don't think that they would do that, you know, I

(22:47):
think I don't think so, and I was kind of
questioning that. But you have to understand because of the US,
the US position and poster Mexico with handing over a
lot of people. But they're just they're the right people
for a number of cartels we've got after lostetis the

(23:08):
Gulf cartel. That's awesome, but they're doing so and saying, look,
we work with you, but they're protecting the main cartel
that the main person responsible for cocaine Sentinel in this
country and I would say Heroin in most of this country.
They are protecting that person, right, they are protecting that organization.

(23:29):
And so the US demands that you work with us,
they're actually using it to use the official government power
in Mexico and military power to take out the rivals
of this cartel that they are protecting, right. But no,
I think that if if the US is some strategically

(23:49):
placed you know, cruise missiles got al Mincho, I do
not believe that they're going to take action in the
sense of, you know, some major military push or major
terrorists act in the United States. But I do say
that as they get more and more desperate, what happens

(24:12):
is We've talked about this before. What happens is you
take out the head and then there's lesser lesser there's
people with less wisdom, who have less interest in long
term profits sustainability who take over. And those people are
the words that we have to you know, increased risk
to our law enforce, that increased risk to our journalists

(24:32):
who cover Mexico and so forth. But no, I don't.
I don't think they're going to, you know, do some
major push and try to take over territory or something.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
You know, do I think Do I think that people
like me could have problems, are more are more likely
to have problems right now? Yes? Do I think that
you know, people you know, like like government officials in
the US, And no, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
So speaking with Brandon Darby. Brandon, you got one more
quick segment for us. I have a couple other things
I want to ask you, Clenty, I can do more
if you were perfect.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Okay, we're gonna be right back. I'm gonna break a
little bit earlier. We're gonna be right back with Brandon
Darby talk some more cartail stuff. Hang on, it is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Don't forget it.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
We are back with Brandon Darby of Bright Barred Cartel Chronicles. Okay, Brandon,
a couple things, the cartels being intertwined in these narco states,
which you've educated us on so many times before.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Can you speak to.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
That in a little bit more depth about how how
woven in they are to the community, because it's perfectly
natural to think about them as if they're in some
tiny warehouse outside of town, surrounded by machine guns, and
that's that's the only way that works.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Can you speak to that.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
They're very levels for that. We talked about well Ben
into the community. So on the highest levels of industry,
there's cartel, there's narco evolter on the highest levels of government,
there's narco involter, you know. And by narco involvement, I
mean it's safe to say that, you know, like this

(26:21):
is how it always happened in Mexico. Every time a
president leaves, just about then we find out all of
the information about the presidents, how much money the president
took from a specific narco organization, a specific transnational criminal
group we call cartels in Mexico. And every time now
that information and intelligence on on Amlo the previous president

(26:43):
is coming out, and in a few years all of
that information will come out about the current president. Shan
barb That's how it works, right, That's so on that level, Yes,
on the far opposite side of society, Yeah, there are
communities that are been ignored, you know, like you know

(27:03):
something that you know, you know bandon. Steve Bannon used
to say to me when he was my boss at Breitbart,
as we would talking about the Pope, and he would
say the last Pope and he would say, well, you
need to understand that that pope saw a very abusive
form of capitalism, right, And I used to disagree with

(27:24):
him and I would think about that, but As time
has gone on, I've realized it was actually right, and
that's what they have there. It's not a free market.
It's a free market for some people, but not for
everyonek Right. So you have a complete lack of social mobility,
and you have these very poor communities that have been
completely ignored. They don't have healthcare, they don't have access

(27:46):
to healthcare, education, they don't have access to consistent electricity,
they don't I mean, very very impoverished, right, very different
than what you would see in the fancy areas of
Mexico City, okay, and where it resembles the United States.
But they've been very neglected. You know, these large segments

(28:06):
of the population. And then here's some guy. He's a
drug dealer, you know, he's putting drugs into the US,
which most of the people there sake that we took
half of their territory anyway, So there's some alreaty, some
resentment we have more than they do. There's already some
resentment and some hard feelings, and these go, hey, you

(28:28):
know what, I'm going to get a couple of doctors
to move here, and I'm going to kind of like
the Harmas model, right, the Harmas model, Like why does
do a lot of people in Gaza hate Israelis and Jews? Yes,
but if if Hamas didn't provide the health care and
the education and the social services and help the elderly

(28:51):
and would would those people be a supportive of Hamas. No,
they would not. They would not. And you know, regardless
of of their views on Jews are Israel And that's
what these guys do. You know, They're the only thing
available to a lot of communities, and so you have
to acknowledge or recognize that when you're trying to deal

(29:14):
with this problem that in the long term, you know,
in the short term it is so bad, you have
to take the tumer out, right, you have to take
the tumor out. But that doesn't mean that once you
take the tumor out that the system is going to
be healthy, that the body is healthy. No, there's a
lot of work to do. There is a lot of work,
a lot of effort. You know, if we're funding condoms

(29:37):
and HIV awareness and all types of you know, trans
whatever we were funding in Botswana or wherever the hell
in Africa, like like, you know, I'm okay with you know,
America first doesn't mean America only to me. Right, So
when I look at our neighbors being healthy, and okay,
I'm okay with a little bit of our tax dollars

(29:59):
per anticipated in that, right, I'm okay with that because
that's our neighbor and it affects us.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Right.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
If they're sick, we're sick. So if we take out
a cartel head, as we've already taken out a bunch,
but if we go all the way and do the
Sulbati with El mid show, that's good for a while.
But eventually, unless we also work on the other issues
that affect Mexico, it's just a matter of time until

(30:27):
there's another El mid show.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Right.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
So it's a great complex question you asked, but I
hope that explains my position to touch on the short
term and the long term. But just you know what
the Democrats have tried to do, it a lot of
Republicans have tried to do, which is to treat Mexico
as though it's an equal to treat Mexico as though
we're dealing with the Western European power or Canada and

(30:54):
not as it's a fragile arco state. They just want
to do those long term projects, and they don't realize
that it does no good because there is that massive
throbbing tuber right in Mexico. So we got we have
to take the tuber out and then start worrying about
the systemic health of it.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Brandon, I've only got a couple of minutes left here.
Would you ever vacation in Mexico City? I had some
friends that did, and they said the food was amazing.
But I know this part of me can't go to
Mexico City. Should I have vacation there?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, you should have, and and you really should not.
I definitely should not. You know, keep in mind, there's
no I And this is what I tell my friends
of my loved ones. I said, Look, there are really
serious people there who have access to flight manifests, right,
who one hundred percent know who I am and know

(31:49):
what I do. So if some Mexican cartel kidapts you
in Texans and takes at the mall, and I will
I will die trying to get you back. But if
you're dumb enough being my you know, my relative, to
go to Mexico for a vacation and they take you,
They're gonna contact me as they turn yourself in and

(32:10):
we'll let them go. I'm not turning myself in for you.
If you're stupid enough to go put yourself in that situation,
do not do it right, Just do not do it so.
So would you be okay in some areas of Mexico guests?
Would Joe Blow be okay? Probably? Would Brandon Darby or
Ildefonso or Keis be okay? And very unlikely?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Dang it, I gotta stop talking to you now. I
can't go to Mexico City. This is a disaster. Now
I'm kidding. I don't want to go anywhere. I'll go
somewhere else. We have Taco Bell here, Brandon Darby, Bright
Bart go read all of his stuff if you want
to nerd out on this stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
As always, brother, I appreciate you very much, Chris.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Did I tell you over the years, I've matured and
don't make that face. I've grown to love the nachos
Belle grande. No, I take the sour cream off. I
take the sour cream off. But I used to be Gordida,
especially the cheesy Gordida crunches. Casadilla. Man I still am.

(33:19):
I don't want to act like I've left that part
of me behind nachos. Bell Grande hits right sometimes, I'm
telling you, man, you know what, That's what we're getting tonight. Anyway,
we still have so much more. Another hour, hey,
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