Jesse returns from his trip to Italy

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from wor.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jesse Kelly Shaw. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. Yes,
I am back.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Did you miss me? I missed you so so much.
I was supposed to be back yesterday. I will explain,
of course, the entire saga on where I was. I
can tell you where I was on vacation like a
Facebook mom. I'll tell you why I wasn't back yesterday.
I'm going to prove that at least one thing out there,

(00:40):
you don't get what you paid for. But we have
so many political things that I need to tackle. Things
that happened while I was gone, things that happened today.
Donald Trump's talking about taking back the Panama Canal, owning Greenland,
and renaming the Gulf of Mexico. We'll talk about that
in the open you have you sent? I bet you

(01:01):
there were ten thousand emails on various subjects. But from
Joe Biden's destruction that he's doing on the way out
the door with the drilling, that's going to be a
big problem. Sorry, it's just is I've been talking to
people about that with the drilling as a problem terrorism.
He's handing out metals of freedom to George Soros. You

(01:23):
want to discuss the h one visa stuff, all that,
so much more coming up tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. I want to first just let you know,
might as well get this right out of the way.
The reason I was not here yesterday. I was on vacation.
I took a Christmas vacation. We went over to Italy.

(01:44):
I'll tell you later on. It was all Roman colisseum.
It was history, nerd stuff. It's nerd stuff. And on Saturday,
we were flying back home, flying through Paris. It was
just a connecting flight in Paris. We just had to
go to Paris before we could get back to Houston.
We land in Paris, we have a half hour left
to get to our gate didn't make it. I'll explain

(02:06):
the story in more detail later on, but that's why
I wasn't here, because they also couldn't fly us out Sunday.
They're like, well, sorry, we'll get your home Monday. Thanks. Now,
let's deal with so many of the news items out there.
First and foremost. Trump is making all kinds of headlines.
He's been making them a lot lately, but he gave

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a long press conference today saying a bunch of things like, well, this.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Seek trillion dollars worth of assets. We're going to be
changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the
Gulf of America, which has a beautiful ring that covers
a lot of territory. The Gulf of America. What a
beautiful name, and it's appropriate.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, he's saying things like this.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
The Panama Canal is a disgrace. What took place at
the Panama Canal and Jimmy Carter gave it to them
for one dollar, and they were supposed to treat us well.
I thought it was a terrible thing to do. Here's
the most expensive structure ever built in the history of
our country. Relatively, it would be the equivalent of over

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substantially over a trillion dollars. Today. We lost thirty eight
thousand people. Think of it, thirty eight thousand people. They
died from malarias mosquitoes. They were unable to stop the mosquitoes.
They paid people five times more to take the job.
Many of those people died. We gave it away for
a dollar. But the deal was that, you know, they
have to treat us fairly. They don't treat us fairly.

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They charge more for our ships than they charged for
ships of other countries.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Go, I'm going to rename the Golf of Mexico to
Golf of America. Panama Canal not being treated well, and Greenland, well,
we need Greenland.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
For national security purposes. I've been told that for a
long time, long before I even ran. I mean, people
have been talking about it for a long time. You
have approximately forty five thousand people there. People really don't
even know if Denmark has an illegal right to it,
but if they do, they should give it up because
we needed financial security. That's for the free world. I'm

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talking about protecting the free world. You look at you
don't even need binoculars. You look outside. You have China
ships all over the place. You have Russian ships all
over the place. We're not letting that happen. We're not
letting it happen.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, And he put a bow on all that by
not ruling out military action.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Your references to Greenland and a Panama Canal. So what
can you assure the world that as you try to
get control of these areas, you are not going to
use military or economic coercion.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, Okay, First, let's deal with the last part. First, No,
I can't assure the world of that. That's a negotiat tactic.
You're not going to do what Republicans always do, and
that's negotiate against yourself. You have to take an extreme

(05:11):
position when you're negotiating, and you don't. You don't take
things off the table when you're negotiating for something. All right,
don't worry. I don't think we're going to invade Panama again,
and I don't think we're not gonna fire shots over
Greenland and Panama and renaming the Gulf of America Golf
of Mexico. But I got a bunch of emails on this, Jesse,

(05:33):
what do you think about all this? What do you
think about all this? What do you think about this?
So let me just lay this out for you, because
this is not going to change for me. I don't care.
It means nothing to me one way or the other.
A lot of people are mad, Ah, this is stupid,
this is ridiculous. What are we doing? And I'll get
to that in a moment. I'll get to the why

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he's doing this stuff in a moment. A lot of
people are mad, a lot of people are thrilled, A
lot of people are thrilled. Sounds great. We should have
for me. Does not matter at all. I don't give
a crap about Greenland. I don't stress about any of
these things at all. Greenland's a gigantic block of ice
with two people on it. I don't care about Greenland
at all. I care about my country as it stands now.

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I care about debt, I care about inflation, I care
about the border. I care about cleaning out an evil,
corrupt government of criminals. These are the things that matter
to me. And if Donald Trump is going to tackle
those things, and he will tackle some of those things,
if he's going to tackle some of those things while
at the same time threatening to send the Marines into Greenland,

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I really don't care. It means nothing to me whatsoever.
It's not something I'm going to talk about extensively on
the show. I don't care at all. Now, maybe you're
saying why I got a bunch of that. Why is
he doing this? Why even deal with this? Why are
we tackling this? We shouldn't. Okay, Well, I'm not pushing
one way or the other. As I told you, I

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don't care already. But let me explain why powerful people
throughout history, they think big, they try to do big things,
and they try to leave their mark. They try to

(07:20):
leave something lasting behind. That's what they do.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
We all do that in small ways. I do that,
I'll tell you right now. Since the passing of my father,
I focus on that stuff even more. What am I
going to leave for my boys? You know what? I
have a watch I want to give. I want to
give them each a watch or something. You think about
leaving things like that behind, That's how I think about it.
But I'm not a president, a general, a conqueror, a
world leader. But guys on that level think in that way.

(07:50):
Donald Trump is going into another four years, his last
four years of the presidency. Yes, I do believe he
wants to tackle some illegal immigration problems and do other things.
But he also wants to do big things and leave
big things behind. Sometimes that will align perfectly with what

(08:13):
you want, with what I want. Sometimes that will work
against what you want or what I want. You know,
we're all suffering from inflation. How much money are we
going to be paying for greenland? I don't want to
pay more for eggs so we can own a block
of ice. That doesn't work for me. And then sometimes
it's not going to really hurt or help our cause

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at all. But none of that is going to go
into his mind. He is going to He's a billionaire
former president of the United States of America who has
left his name on various hotels and golf courses in
countries around the planet. He is going to go into
his four years of presidency and he is going to

(08:58):
swing for the fences and try to do big, big
things as many many presidents have done before. And as
long as those things don't work against my country and
don't hurt me and don't hurt you and hurt normal people,
swing for the fences, big guy, knock yourself out. But

(09:18):
don't think I'm just letting you know now. Don't think
I'm ever going to dedicate long periods of time on
this show to talking about why we need greenland or
why it's stupid to do after the Panama Canal. I
don't give a crap. I told you the things I
care about. I care about you and me affording groceries.

(09:39):
I care about stopping the cheka that would be the FBI.
I care about the cleanout of this government. I care
about debt. I care about deficit. I always will, and
that is simply how it's going to be. All right,
all right, now, let's move on from all that. Let's
talk a little bit about well, Joe Biden. What's happening

(10:04):
as he leaves the White House? All these terrible things.
He's letting scumbags off of death Row. He turned a
bunch of terrorists loose this morning, He's handing out metals
of freedom to George Soros, He's cutting off oil. What
is happening? Why is it happening? Let's dig into that that.
Don't forget we still have medal of honor Monday. That's
not going to change even though it's Tuesday. Oh, that

(10:26):
and so much more is to come tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly's show. I am so happy to
be back. Before we do that, the debts and deficits,
I think you'd be naive if you think any of
that's going to change, which really means inflation is going

(10:46):
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(11:53):
emailing me, you can still do that Jesse at Jesse
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three seven seven four three seven three. All right, so
let's deal with some of the ugly here. In fact,
I'm gonna try to get to a bunch of emails
to night of stuff. I miss stuff that's been on

(12:14):
your mind, just because I've been gone and I've had
things to talk about. Jesse. I couldn't believe my ears
when it was reported Biden was giving the Medals of
Freedom to George Soros and Hillary Clinton. Fifteen days can't
come soon enough. Thanks for having James T. Eeris fill
in on the show. Her name is Vicki. Yeah, James
d is the man. Okay, So couple things. Joe Biden.

(12:35):
He led a bunch of dirtballs off Death Row Joe Biden.
This morning we all woke up to the news that
he took some of the worst terrorists on the planet
being held in Guantanamo Bay, and he's turning them loose.
Of course they'll go back to blowing people up and
not doing the things they do. Joe Biden has been
doing horrible thing after horrible thing after horrible thing. Well,

(13:03):
we have an interesting situation. It's a horrible situation. I
just don't want to put it that way, but we
have an interesting situation in the country. And because of
our situation, my opinion is something big needs to change.
Our situation is this. The Democrat Party is doing everything

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it can do to break us. That's what they do.
It's the only thing they do well. They don't do
anything else well, but they can break things. They can
break economies, break nations, break cultures, They shatter things. Joe
Biden's getting all kinds of crap today, and justifiably so,

(13:48):
because he essentially put a roadblock in front of Donald
Trump to expand offshore oil drilling. And don't think for
a second that this well to an executive order, Trump
can just overturn it. That's what that was my first thought,
and so I reached out to some of the energy guys.
I knew that's actually not the case. He dug up

(14:11):
some obscure, seventy plus year old law to figure out
a way to really really put serious hurdles in front
of Trump for opening up oil drilling. Why are these
things happening? Well, as I explained already, the Democrats believe
in breaking us. Everything must be broken. Their communists, America

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is evil in their mind. So whatever you can do
to hurt it, you hurd it, You bring in as
many barbarians as you can, you crush the energy sector,
you let terrorists loose. I remember I was talking this
morning to my sons. They were eating breakfast and I
was just sitting there having a cup of coffee, Gavin
with them and my oldest, who's a news junkie, political

(14:55):
junk He asked me, what's going on in the world.
We were talking about things and I brought up the
terrorist thing. Well, my youngest son, Luke, he kind of cares,
but he's not big on news and politics, not the
way James is, not the way my oldest is. And
when I brought up the terrorist thing, Luke said, huh
what And I said, yeah, he took eleven terrorists who

(15:17):
were held at Guantanamo BA and he turned him loose.
And he said, Dad, I don't understand why. And that
was a difficult thing to explain to a fourteen year old.
How do you explain to a fourteen year old that
one of our political parties is useless and newter that'd
be the GOP and the other one is completely evil?

(15:39):
How do you explain that? But I did the best
I could to explain it to him. And because that
is our situation now, I think the GOP, if they
can get it done, which I doubt very much they
can get done. But if they can get it done,
I think they have to start to work to eliminate
the long Star. And in tradition of this period of

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time in between the election and when the next guy
takes over. You know, that period of time used to
be necessary when you had two normal political parties. Then,
of course there all they've always been different Republicans and Democrats.
But when when they just had different views on things,
then the transition period was used for what, well, the

(16:24):
president's trying to tie up loose ends, finish things up,
help the next guy with the transition process, allow the
next guy time to get his staff hired and do
the vetting. A period of time in between the election
and the actual inauguration made all the sense in the

(16:46):
world when you had two political parties that were just
fairly normal. But now that the Democrat Party is anti
American communist trash, it just doesn't make sense anymore because
what you've done is you've given them a three month
period of time where there are no breaks anymore at all.
Joe Biden is pardoning Chinese spies, and that's not allegedly.

(17:10):
I don't even have to throw in a legal disclaimer.
Convicted Chinese spies are being pardoned by Joe Biden, who
was undoubtedly compromised by the communist Chinese Party. This is
what they're using. This transition period. For it's time to
end the transition period, or, in the very least, shrink

(17:33):
it massively. Call it two weeks, one week a month.
I don't care what you do, but giving Democrats three
months to carpet bomb the United States of America is
not going to work anymore. The damage they're doing in

(17:54):
this three month period, Donald Trump may not undo for
his four years. It's easier to break things than it
is to make things. That's just the bottom line. Now,
why so radical? Let's talk about that real quickly. Then
we'll talk a little bit of travel stuff. Why has
it been so radical? Beyond that they hate America things?
Before we get to that, I hear from every single

(18:19):
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Joe Biden Radical Transition, what's the deal? Hang on? It

(19:24):
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Medal of
Honor Monday coming up a half hour from now. Chris,
are you on drugs? That's a druggy song, Chris, No,
not New Year or New Me. Chris, that's a druggy song,
and it's not a good song. We can go ahead
and hit the delete on that file. Now it's weird.

(19:44):
It's you can't jam out to that song. You do
that when you're on LSD. That's what you do. I mean,
I admit I'm not super familiar with LSD, but I'm
assuming people who take LSTD that's what they do. Now,
real quick on the Joe Biden before we get to
some travel stuff and then back to all the stories.
I miss the h one visa stuff and everything else.

(20:08):
Joe Biden's not running anything. You already know that that's
not exactly news. In fact, Joe Biden announced today he's
not even going to answer any more questions. Not that
that's changed, but they just came out and said. Afternoon.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
White House officials declined to confirm an NBC report that
in the next two weeks we will get two Biden's speeches,
one about foreign policy and one about his fifty years
in Washington, d C. There's no plans for an end
of term press conference though, so if you have any
questions about key decision points, you probably have to wait

(20:39):
until the next Biden autobiography.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
No, he's not taking any more questions. But Joe Biden
is in terrible health. I know this is not exactly news.
He fell asleep during a prayers service for the victims
of the New Orleans terror attack. They had a prayer service.
Joe Biden showed up and fell asleep. Joe Biden is

(21:04):
probably not going to be with us for that much longer.
He's going downhill fast, and his witch of a wife
putting him through the presidency as he goes through. What
he's going through has probably only accelerated his decline. Joe
Biden is in bad, bad, bad physical shape. So who's

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doing all these things? Who's turning terrorists loose? Who's doing
all these things? The communists who've been running his administration
for four years, the Victoria Newlands of the world, the
Lisa Monicos of the world, the Susan Rices of the world,
all the dirty Kamis who surround Joe Biden. They're the

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ones doing these things. But it actually goes a little
bit deeper than that. You see, presidents, anybody who runs
even a small business. Maybe you run a small business,
but anyone who runs a small business will tell you
that there are just so many decisions to make every

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single day, every single day. Now that only scales up
the bigger your business gets. I actually have a good
friend who's going through this now. God bless him. I'm thrilled.
I'm happy for him. But his business. He started a
small business about six years ago, and it was fine,
it was always doing fine, and then the last I'd
say a year, it just exploded in a good way.

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And now we don't hardly talk anymore. And when we
do talk, he'll apologize, and he'll just say, dude, I
don't have time. I have no more time. And all
every minute of every day is answering questions, figuring this out,
solving problems. That's a small business. I would guess five

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million a year. I would guess this is what he does,
not him personally, the business. Think about how many decisions
the president of the United States of America has to
do every day. Well, he can't. Even someone sharp like Trump.
Trump was famously He's not only sharp, he was famously

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a very hard worker. Hardly ever slept, he was just
up all hours of the night. Even Trump is not
making every single one of these decisions. If you're super
sharp and aware, you have to delegate staffers, bureaucrats, your
National Security Council. These people make critical decisions every single

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day to implement your agenda. Now, that's when you have
an awake, alert and aware president, somebody who knows how
to wipe his butt. Still, Now, think about Joe Biden.
Joe Biden's making no decisions none, zip, zero, none, not

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even the big ones. And who gets hired in a
Democrat administration. Now you're gonna say, well, Democrats, Yeah, set
that aside. We got that, But what's the ideological bend
of most young, younger Democrats today communist? Most of them

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in private moments, they've they've said this in interviews, They've
been caught many times. Most of them will fly out
admit it now. They dislike capitalism. They have a great
admiration for communism and socialism. Young Democrats today are communists
to the max. Well, those are the people who get
hired in the White House now under a Democrat administration.

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How why, how could how could so much damage be
done in just a few months? Why would you do
such a thing? Because all of it has made Joe
Biden look bad? Joe Biden letting a bunch of dirt
balls off Death Row, Oh, that didn't gain him any
popularity points with really anybody. Joe Biden turning terrorists loose

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didn't gain him popularity points with anybody. Why would you
take these steps? Because Joe Biden isn't making any decisions.
The people who want to put the country to the
torch are making all of them. That's why. And that
actually brings me perfectly to luggage. You see, I'm gonna

(25:27):
finish my little airport story here The reason I wasn't
here yesterday is I tried to elaborate at the beginning
of the show, at least a little bit. That's called
a tease in radio. Chris, you would what, Chris, I'm
trying to teach you how to do this, So not
that you know, Chris, You're right, it's I shouldn't. You're
never gonna be able to do it. But I'm trying
to at least show you what greatness looks like. That's it,

(25:49):
That's it. Anyway, we were flying home. We went to Rome.
We went and did a couple of days in Rome,
a couple of days in Florence for Christmas break. You know,
I just like the nerd out on history and stuff
my face. So we're connecting through Paris. We fly from
Florence to Paris. We land in Paris. We got a
half hour left before our plane leaves because there was

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a delay leaving Florence. Nothing we can do about that.
We get off the plane and we have to go
get on a bus and take a bus through the
Paris airport. And don't think that it's like an American
system where you have to hop on you know, the
little train that'll zip you to the next terminal. No, no, no, no.
When I say a bus, there are stop signs, there's traffic,

(26:34):
there's oh, Chris, it was fifteen minutes. I would guess
a fifteen minute bus ride. You're on a bus from
terminal to terminal and the clock is ticking. It is
straight out of the movie Home Alone. We are running
and we're having to yell at people ahead of us,
excuse me, excuse me if people are just putts it along,

(26:54):
and you know, it was actually hilarious. People are so wonderful,
not only workers in the airport, but people in the airport.
We're cheering us on the way by the like good luck,
go go go, and they're cheering us. And we are
at a dead sprint. Me ah, the boys dead sprint.
We are. We think we're getting close to the gate. James,

(27:15):
our oldest son. He's the runner. He's the one who
runs track. He runs a cross country. I will admit
I was I was a little tired. My lungs were
burning a little bit. Probably need to cut up the
cardio a little bit. In the year twenty twenty five,
maybe dial back on some of the caso. But we
tell James, James just go. Just go ahead of us,

(27:36):
because no one can keep up with James anyway. Go
go ahead of us and tell him to hold it.
He sprints out ahead of us, and I would say
he's two hundred yards ahead. He gets to the gate.
I can see him. I'm looking at him. He gets
to the gate, I can see himself. Was wearing my glasses,
not to brag. I see him run up to the gate,

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and then I see he's wearing a backpack. His shoulders
just slump and he just drops the backpack onto the
ground and I just stopped running. Everyone did. We all
knew what that meant. I bline it for the gate
because this flight is not supposed to leave for fifteen minutes.

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So we sprinted and we made it, and then it
was not my finest hour. I will explain what happened
next and along with a little luggage talk, and then
we'll get back to these social media commies who are
trying to screw us over. Speaking of comedies trying to
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(28:42):
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dot com. So I finally get to the gate, they

(30:11):
won't open the gate. So I should let you know
that I don't yell at working people. It's just not
what I do. I can't bring myself to do it.
I lived my whole life, well most of my life,
as a working person. I don't really, no matter what,
I don't yell at waiters and waitresses and receptionists, even

(30:33):
people on the phone. It's not just in person. When
I get someone on the phone, I don't scream and yell. Now,
if we get to like a manager or something like
that and they're getting testy, I'll get testy back. But
I don't do it. And I don't yell in the
airport either. I have never in my forty three years
on this planet raised my voice with anyone in the airport.

(30:56):
Travels rough. It sucks that people are rude. I just
don't do it. I don't do it. Plus I don't
really see a point in it. I raised my voice
in this moment because I knew what it meant. I
knew what it meant to miss that connection. Every flight
was full. I knew it was going to be a
nightmare to get home from there. I knew what it meant.

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And like I said, we got to the gate fifteen
minutes before the flight was scheduled to leave. So I'm
standing at the gate, I'm looking at the plane. It's
not like the plane was out on the runway. The
plane is sitting right there and the jetway was still
attached to it. Oh, it would take just open the
door and let me walk on the plane. That's all
it would take. And so I run up and I said,

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you're really not gonna let us on this plane? There
were I guess I should back this up. On the
flight we got off of there were twelve people that
were heading to this connection trying to get back to Houston.
So it's not like it was just for me, twelve
of us. And I said to the guy, I said,
you're really not gonna let us on the plane that's

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sitting right there. There are twelve of us trying to
get home in the planes sitting there. You're really not
gonna let us on. And this is where the guy
screwed up. He said to me, I'm not even kidding.
We already held it for some other people. Oh, okay,
well never mind then, Oh, no worries. I didn't realize

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you'd held it for someone else. Oh well, let's let
by guns me by guns, then, buddy, no problem whatsoever.
I have no issue with it. I didn't realize I'll
just stay here in Paris. And then I did something
I don't ever do, and I coussed at him. And

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I'm not happy that I cussed at him. Actually I
made I did make it a you all. I said,
I don't. I don't like to do this in front
of my kid's period. I don't try to ever have
a potty mouth at all. What Chris, what? Yes? Yet
that was exactly my thinking. Chris said, in my defense,
I'm going to be stuck in Paris after this, And

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I knew all that and all that had hit me.
And then when he said that to me. Now, I
didn't use the F word or any one of the
big king ones, but I said, y'all are some lousy
and I used the the B, but not the one
that not the one, not the female dog, be the
one that ends with the D. I said, y'all are
some lousy h And I said it loud too, And

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my boys had really never heard me talk like that before.
And their eyes were as big as saucers. Oh man,
I was freaking upset. And so we go back down
to customer service. And not only do I want to
go home, I missed you. I missed I'm the most
blessed guy in the world. I love doing this. I
have so much fun with that. Gosh, I missed my saldboard.

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I got down to customer service. We're all, hey, we're
trying to get back to Houston. Just tell us, tell
us how we can get there. We'll get there, however,
I don't care whatever. Put us on a cargo plane.
I just want to go home. And the guy, he
was awesome. He looks and he says, well, you're not
going home today, and I'm really really sorry, but you're

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not going home tomorrow either. This was on Saturday. That
said excuse me. He said, yeah, earliest I can get
you out as Monday. You get in Monday evening. So
we had oh, oh, it gets better. Well, we had
checked luggage because we were in Italy for a week.
I'll never do that again. I'll get to that in
a moment. We had checked luggage. Okay, well, we need

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our luggage so he said, yeah, yeah, I get down
a baggage claim. Just walk up to customer service and
tell them you want your luggage. All right, Fine, we
gotta do two days in Paris. I guess there are
worst things in the world. You could be doing two
days some dump, Right, we'll go see some history, which
I did two days in Paris. Go down to customer service. Hey,

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we missed our connection, our luggage. She works on her
computer and she says, oof, you know what, Just leave
me the address of your hotel, because they booked us
a hotel, so we missed the flight that they paid for.
Leave us the name and address of your hotel. Probably
gonna take us a while to get to these, but uh,
we'll get them to you. And I said when And

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she said, well, when's your flight leave on Monday? And
I said no, no, no, no, no, no no no no,
that's my toothbrush. And do you and I don't have clothes.
I need clothes. No no, no, we'll get him to you.
We'll get him sent right over to you. I leave
her the name of the hotel, whatnot? No bags for
two days. I'm getting the hotel. Crappy toothbrush I wore

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the same pants and same shirt for three days in Paris.
I smelled like WHOOPI Goldberg's chair by the time we
left there. That's what Chris. That's not right, Chris said,
you fit in with the locals. That's not right, Chris,
that's not right at all. So that oh, we never

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got the bags. And when we got back to the
airport to leave, what was that yesterday? They said, oh, hey,
we got your bags. They'll be on your flight. They
had them the whole time. They didn't want to spend
the money to ship the bags to us, so they
just kept them in the hot in the airport the
whole time and threw them on the dagonplane. So that's
where I was, all right, And I didn't actually get

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to my luggage rant, which I'll probably get to in
a while. But I want to talk about immigration, legal
and illegal. Before I do that, I want to talk
about Medal of Honor Monday. Baby. Even though it's Tuesday,
I missed yesterday. I had a Medal of Honor Monday
I wanted to do, and so we're going to do that. Next.
We'll talk about Medal of Honor Monday. Someone asked a

(36:53):
question about people getting it. Why does it take so
long before we get to that. You know how I
told you that I can't cook, told you that many
times before. Yes, I do make a good burger, but
I don't know anything about cooking. Well, I have that smoker,
that pellet smoker. I don't know how to smoke things either.

(37:16):
You know how I've been making world class brisket. I
have these little sensors called IQ Sense. You stab them
into the brisket. They're thermometers. You stab them into the brisket.
But you don't just stab them in and check it.
You stab them in and leave it in there. You
smoke the brisket with them in there, and they hook

(37:37):
up to the app on my phone and you can
set the cook on your phone. My phone tells me
when the brisket is done. I don't have to do anything.
I just rub it, put these things on the IQ Sense.
Put these things on there, and I walk away and
my phone yells at me when it's done. Where'd I
get it? Chefman? Chefman is where I got my world

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famous icemaker. Chefman is where I got the obliterator, the
blender my wife uses for the superfood smoothies every morning Chefman.
You can find a dag on things all over the place.
You want an obliterator, they got them at Walmart. You
can go to Chefman dot com, c H E F

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M A N dot com go enjoy Medal of Honor
Monday next. This has been a podcast from wo R