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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
The week is almost over. We are charging headlong into
the weekend. Life is good and we have so much
to get to. Tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show,
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I will attempt to do an email cleanout. We are
going to point out in just a couple moments, actually
a couple more examples of the communists embedded all over
our system and what we have ahead of us. It's
going to take some time to clean them out. The
war against everything good indecent courtesy of Mandannia in New
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York City. He's going to be a freaking gold mine
for that kind of thing. Trump, you know what, you
know what. I Am going to open and probably talk
you off the ledge about something Trump answered a question,
answered the question in such a way that it made
it sound like he said something that he didn't actually say.
I'll explain in a moment. Before we get to any
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of those things, I want to remind you of this
little tidbit that tomorrow is Ask doctor Jesse Friday. All
your questions need to get emailed right now Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Ask me anything now before we
tackle all the dirty comedies and all the other stuff.
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Let me go ahead and tackle the elephant in the room.
And I heard it too, and eye blue and gasket too.
But let's play what happened. Donald Trump sat down with NBC.
Here's how it went. I'll play it and then we'll talk.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So I want to be clear because it sounds like
there is a shift in immigration enforcement here, that there's
going to be a shift after Minneapolis. What should Americans
expect going forward?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well, one thing I say to my people, you know,
we do a good job. We don't get credit for it.
I say, they have to ask, and they have to
say please. When a city is going to ask, and
who is the mayor or the governor. I don't want
to go and force ourselves into a city, even if
their numbers are terrible. Like, for instance, I got a
call from Jeff Landry Gouvern.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's not there, that's not there. I'll have you play
it again in a minute, probably several times. The reporter
very clearly asks him the question after Minneapolis sounds like
you're going to make changes on immigration. Then Donald Trump says, well,
they have to ask me, they have to say please.
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All right, That obviously sounds terrible, right, I know what
you heard. It's the same thing I heard. It sounds
like Donald Trump is abandoning all the deportation efforts in
big blue cities because the communists ran him out of there,
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and now he's not coming back unless they ask. And
of course you're not a moron, you know that they're
not going to ask. And in fact, it's not that.
That's what it sounds like, that's what he said. However,
this is a very long clip. I'm gonna have Chris
play it from the beginning, and this time I'm gonna
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let the whole thing play out. This is one of
those cases where Donald Trump answered a different question than
was asked, and to know what question he answered, we
have to cover this.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So I want to be clear because it sounds I'll.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Tell you in a minute, Chris, when to play it.
There are two different things that play here, right, Two
different things are happening with the Trump administration. First, the
deportation of foreigners. You already know, we talk about it
all the time. They're sending ice into big blue cities
because that's where so many criminal foreigners are. They're arresting them,
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they're deporting that's happening all across the country, La, Minneapolis,
New York, everywhere. Okay, you got that. However, separate from that,
there's something else happening. It really started with Washington, DC.
Remember the story of Donald Trump sending the National Guard
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into Washington DC. You remember that, Donald Trump. Because Washington
d C. Is federally controlled, not controlled by a state,
because it's not a state, not controlled by the city government.
The city government is underneath the federal government. The federal
government has authority in DC. That gave Donald Trump complete
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authority to send in the National Guard. Washington d C
was insanely dangerous. Murders, robberies all the time. Now we
have headlines like this is from yesterday. Trump's DC crackdown
has slashed crime eighty percent drop in homicides. Donald Trump
sent the troops into DC. Crime over after DC, which
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is what Donald Trump will explain here governors like Landry
and Louisiana. Jeff Landry said, hey, mister Trump, would you
mind sending us some National Guard troops? We have some
dangerous places here. And then when asked, Donald Trump will
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do it what Donald Trump cannot do. And I explained
this a long time ago again, it's complicated. Donald Trump misspoke.
I'm not going to cover that up. Donald Trump misspoke.
But a blue state governor like Gavin Newsom, like JB.
Pritzgrive Illinois, they don't want Donald Trump to bring in
the National Guard and solve their crime problem. It would
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make them look like they're working with Donald Trump. So
they don't ask him. They kind of have to ask,
or he can't send them in. Remember, the federal government
doesn't really have the authority outside of something like the
Insurrection Act to just send in the troops and start
patrolling the streets of Chicago. Now, I'll let it play
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from the beginning so you can hear what happened. Donald
Trump was asked about immigration, but that is not the
question he answered. He answered about National Guard troops solving
crime the way they did in DC, Tennessee, Louisiana. Donald
Trump answered a different question than was asked, and it
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made it sound like he's backing off on deportations. It's long,
It's two minutes long. But that is the setup. Now, Chris,
play it.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I want to be clear, because it sounds like
there is a shift in immigration enforcement here, that there's
going to be a shift after Minneapolis. What should Americans
expect going forward?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well, one thing I say to my people, you know,
we do a good job. We don't get credit for
I say, they have to ask, and they have to
say please. When a city is going to ask the
mayor for the governor. I don't want to go and
force ourselves into a city, even if their numbers are terrible. Like,
for instance, I got a call from Jeff Landry, governor
of Louisiana. He said, we have a big problem. Could
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you go in and help us with with Well, let's
see certain sections. I mean to be honest with you,
certain sections of the state beyond their famous beautiful city,
certain sections of the state. We have done not only
in New Orleans. We've done a really great job in Louisiana.
But I was called I want to be called Chicago.
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We could solve the Chicago crime.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Well, on that question, which cities are you headed to next?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
We have five cities that were looking at very strongly,
but we want to be invited. We will sometimes call
the governors like.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Chicago, Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
We could straighten out the crime in Chicago. We've already
brought it down twenty five percent just by being there,
we could have che Cargo be a safe city, just
like DC is a safe city, just like all of
these places that we've gone to, and I look forward.
You know, I didn't campaign on that. I campaigned on
law and order, but I didn't think i'd be going
into individual cities and making them say anything else. You
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can tell us about the five Cities.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yet now you hear it, don't you. My email inbox
was full of people angry the exact same way I
was angry. It's not just you. You weren't hearing things either.
You didn't do anything wrong, he did. He answered a
different question than was asked. He was asked about are
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you changing the immigration deportation stuff after Minneapolis? He answered
a different question. His question that he answered was about
the National Guard cleaning up crime, not ice deportating, deportating.
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Maybe that's a new word, Chris, deportating, deporting criminal. As
soon as I heard it, I was mad. I listened
to it a couple of times. Again, damn not mad anymore.
We continue and do remember Donald Trump is just step one.
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He's getting the ball rolling on deportations. He's still this
guy overall, his stance on illegal immigration and deportation. It's
not near as hardcore as yours.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We are totally focused on criminals, really bad criminals. Now
you could say people that came in illegally at criminals,
but I'm talking about murderers from different countries. We have
eleven thousand, eight hundred and eighty eight murderers that Biden
and his group led into our country. We've captured a
lot of them, and eighty eight murderers. We are after
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those people, were after the drug dealers, after the We are,
by the way, a big problem they they allowed to
come into our country.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
People. Well, that's not near enough, but it's a start.
Start looking at Donald Trump's presidency as step one instead
of the final step, and it'll make your life a
little easier. You'll sleep a little better at night. All Right,
we'll move on. We'll talk about these communists and planted
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all over the place. So much more still to come
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful Thursday, nearing the end of the week,
I'm sorry, before I get to the communists embedded throughout
the government, I have to get to this. I'm too excited.
I was gonna wait until the second hour or the
third hour. But Dome is back out there, Comala Harris.
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I I had a theory. I think I think I
still have a theory. But my theory on Dome was this,
she's an insanely ambitious woman, which everyone knows, one of
those people who would stab her own mother in the
back to get a promotion. Everyone knows someone like that. Therefore,
she's not just gonna sit on the sidelines forever. Politically,
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she's relatively young. I think she's sixty. She's around sixty,
so she's got time. She just lost a run of
the presidency. She was the vice president. Anything but the
office of the presidency. Once you've been vice president kind
of a downgrade. You can argue, you can make her
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the head of this organization or the head of that organization,
And honestly, that's probably what she would do well, the
head of something. But it's a downgrade. The head of
some commie organization. Hey, it's prestigious. We'll pay your min
dollars a year. Even if she could do it, you know,
she could do it, she could raise money, it would
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be a downgrade. She's gonna run for president again. My
theory has been that she's going to wait. That I
think she's going to wait might be Gavin Newsome's time,
might be JB. Printzker's time. But here's the thing. A
new poll just came out, and it's not one poll.
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Almost every single poll shows this Dome is leading as
far as getting the Democrat nomination. Dome is not just leading.
She has a fairly comfortable lead. Now there are reasons
for that when you were just the nominee. Remember, so
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much of this is about branding. When you have a
bunch of money spent on you to promote you for whatever, politics, anything,
your business, anything, more people will know about you, more
people will seek you out. It will increase your brand size.
How many billions of dollars does it take down to
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run for president? It takes two billion dollars to run
for president. Where's that money go? Well, beyond all the
leeches who will bloodsuck it out of your campaign. It
goes on social media, It goes on TV telling people
Dome is the best. Dome is the best, Go Dome,
Go Dome. That's what that says. Well, Kamala, everyone knows her.
Now I think my theory could possibly be, Oh, this
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is hard to say, wrong, just based on the poll numbers.
If you want to be president and all the polls
are telling you that you are the leader in the
clubhouse currently. For an ambitious woman like Dome, who will
do anything to succeed, how do you turn that down?
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What Chris see, Chris just brought up to see, Chris's
problem is he thinks Jewish producer. Chris just said, But
didn't the donors just say we'll walk away if Kamala
Harris runs again. Yes, that's what a lot of them said.
They're mad that they spent all that money on Dome
and she blew it, and they're mad. However, for someone
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like Dome, how do you look at a poll that
says we'll get you halfway to the presidency. Remember, you
have to get the nomination first, then you have to
win the election. The nomination is half the battle. Hey,
you're already halfway there. Can Dome turned down an opportunity
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like that? I think maybe my theory was wrong. I
don't think if she keeps polling like this, I don't
think she can turn it down. So she's obviously getting
some groundwork laid, and she announced yesterday that she had
a new venture of some kind. Some people thought she
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was going to flat out an ounce, hey, I'm running
for president, but that's not what she did. Instead, Instead,
this is what she did, Mad Vice President.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
What's going on with Kamala HQ.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well, I'm so glad you asked. I have good news.
So Kamala HQ is turning into headquarters and it's where
you can go online to get basically the latest of
what's going on and also to meet and revisit with
some of our great courageous leaders, be they elected leaders,
community leaders, civic leaders, faith leaders, young leaders. I'm really
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excited about it. So stay engaged and I'll see you
out there. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Why that's the preparation of somebody running for president. You're
not doing that. If you're about to be the head
of a new communist pack somewhere, if you're about to
take over this communist organization, or you're about to take
some five hundred thousand dollars an hour speaking fees at
the university system, you don't start with some HQ. Hey,
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gen Z, you don't do that. If your intention is
to do anything other than run for president. I think
she's gonna do it. It could be a California off
on the Democrat side. It could be Newsome versus Dome,
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one a matchup. If I sound excited, it's because I am.
And the thought of Dome versus jd Vance. If it
is him, he's the likely nominee at this point. Is
that the biggest personality gap between candidates and history? Oh
please let it be Dome. Remember how much fun she was,
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all the stupid stuff she said. I'm so excited about this,
it can't happen. I'm excited. All right now, I'll get
to some more comedies in positions of power. I swear
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Thursday.
Don't forget that. Tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday. You
need to get your questions emailed in now to Jesse
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at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I have to pause
on what I just teased because I have a little
something that just happened, and I have this internal argument
happening right now, and I just have to bear my
soul to you. I have you ever see those old
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cartoons where there's the little angel on one shoulder trying
to tell the person to do good and then there's
a little devil on the other shoulder trying to tell
the person to do bad. Let me give you a
little bit of background when people do speaking tours. You
ever see these speaking tours big time? Uh? Megan Kelly's
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the most recent one. I went on the Megan Kelly
speaking tour. Well, if you ever see somebody doing a
speaking tour, did you know that they generally don't have
their own people handling the organization of the tour. Who's
going to book the stadium, who's gonna do this, who's
gonna do that? There are companies companies who do that
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for them. You with me? Now, companies who do that
for them aren't necessarily left wing or right wing. They're
just essentially event planners. They'll do it for anybody. So again,
this is just an example. If someone's doing it for
Megan Kelly, someone would also be doing it for bon
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Jovi maybe or a college professor on a speaking tour.
You do it, you're a tour company. Is essentially what
you do well, book the venue, will sell the tickets? Wrong?
Okay with me? Now? A long time ago I was
a guest on one of these speaking tours. It was
not my tour. It's a long time ago. Don't worry
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about it. But the touring company that does this stuff,
they organized, Hey, we're gonna get We'll send a car
to pick you up, and we'll book you a hotel
room and all the stuff they have to do. You
with me. The lady who corresponded with me with the
touring company, I get the feeling she may not be
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the most detail oriented person in the world. For instance,
little things, not stuff that bothered me, but she would
spell my name wrong on my name badge and stuff
like that. I was the guest on the tour. Again,
not a big deal. I don't care, but it just
kind of showed. Ah, probably the kind of thing you
should tighten up, all right, You with me now? A
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minute ago, during the break, I just got a funny notification.
It was an invite on the calendar on my phone. Huh,
so I opened it up. I then found out that
the invite to the calendar on my phone it was
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based off of an email I just received. Curious, I
open up the email on my phone. I was invited
to an online meeting by accident. This lady who was
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corresponding with me about a tour long ago is clearly
handling a different set of things for other people. I
was just discussed. I was just invited to a common
chat room, essentially a communist tour. I will not give
you the details of the communist tour, but it's one
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of those things that you would hate and I would hate.
I was obviously invited by accident, because that's the kind
of thing she does. I kind of want to go, Chris,
don't I have to go. Chris, you should be discouraging this.
You're supposed to be there as my conscience, Chris, I
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need to be discouraged. It's taking everything in my power
not to accept. Oh but wait, there's more. I was invited,
and by the looks of this invitation, they think I'm
the featured speaker on the tour. Chris, don't have to go.
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I feel like I have to go. Oh gosh, all right,
I'm gonna set my phone down, you know what. I'm
gonna set it down. So I'm not tempted to accept
the invitation just yet. I cannot discuss this with aub
because she will be dead set against it. I'm only
going to seek out people whose opinions will back up
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my desires on this subject. And that's exactly right, Chris.
It's just you and me, but just you and me,
all right. Couple quick things Taucy Gabbard. Taulcy Gabbard was
talking about, Oh my voice just cracked. Tausey Gabbard was
talking about, well, she's been talking about a lot of
things going on in the intelligence community. Remember, Taulca Gabbard
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has a really really big job. She's the DNI, the
Director of National Intelligence. In case you do not know,
the DNI is over all the intelligence networks, NSA, CIA,
all of them. Taulcy Gabbard has a huge important position
of power. Taulsey Gabbard has loudly I'm not a super
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fan or anything like that, but she's been loudly screaming
about all the evil deeds done by our intelligence community
for a very long time. Taulcy Gabbard just had somebody
try to take her out career wise. A whistleblower came forward,
a whistleblower turned out that did not appear credible, but
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a whistleblower tried to torpedo Tulsi Gabbard. This pairs perfectly
with this. Christy Nome just announced that somebody in the
Justice Department has been referred I was about to say, renewed,
can I talk has been referred to the Justice Department.
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Why they took information in the Justice Department about guys
who protect us ice guys guys like that, and leaked
it to the communists so the communists could hurt them.
I only brought up these two things to remind you
of what we talked about last night. Well, we've talked
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about so many times before. Communists are religious zealots. It
does not matter what role you give them in life. Librarian,
school teacher, FBI agent, general, anything else. Does not matter
what role you give them in life. Communists will put
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their religion before anything else. They've also wormed their way
into critically important positions of power, especially in the government.
They are not going to sit They're not going to
sit idly by and watch the Trump administration actually do
things that help the United States of America. They will
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feel religiously obligated to attack it. They will feel religiously
obligated to fight for the revolution wherever they can. These
people are in every single walk of life now. It
is one of the most damaging things in the world
that we could not keep the left and check. We
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couldn't stop the Democrat Party from being taken over by
these people, and we could not stop these people from
infiltrating every part of our system. And it's just going
to be one of those things that we have to
be constantly vigilant against. There's always going to be a
subversive somewhere. Shoot. On a more practical level, I've told you.
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Do you run a business manager owner? You know you
shouldn't hire democrats, right, that's not for partisan reasons. I
wish we lived in a world where you could just
hire a democrat. If you hire a democrat, the chances
that person is going to use your business and your
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reputation for the revolution. Well, look around you. What happens
all the time, all the time. It happens now. They
don't sit down and look at life, or look at
their job, or look at any position of responsibility the
way you do. That's how these people operate. It's bonkers,
all right. Speaking of bonkers, you know, I tell you
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they're robots sometimes, these communists. I have an amazing example. Next.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
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Speaker 1 (26:19):
Now I'm gonna play something for you in a moment,
but I want to remind you of something probably make
probably make your sanity a little bit more intact. If
you're one of the people who deals with democrats, if
you deal with communists at all, maybe they're in your family.
God forbid. Super Bowl Sunday, I realize is coming. Maybe
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some are going to be there, And of course you
can't just enjoy the game. It's gonna be a drop.
Nazi's terrible stuff. Have you ever argued one and been frustrated,
meaning you try to have a logical conversation, but they
just start lashing out or shutting down. You can even
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try to be reasonable about it, and they'll just call
you a Nazi, or change the subject or start screaming something.
You know why, right, they're robots. It's easier if you
think about them like robots instead of people. They live
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in the hive mind. The hive mind tells them what
to think about every issue. The hive mind doesn't want
them thinking about anything in depth. If you actually think
through these things in any amount of depth, then they
come apart on you. So the hive mind doesn't want
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that at all. The hive mind is constantly putting out
new software updates with instructions on whatever the robot is
supposed to be discussing at that point in time. The
Grammys are actually a great example of this, because if
you go back and look over the past few years,
one year everyone has a Ukraine pin. Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine,
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I Love Ukraine. Another year everyone has a COVID pin.
Get your booster. You have your booster. Everyone have your booster.
This last one was all about ice. Stop by, stop by,
stefund ice. What is it the hive mind is telling you,
this is your new software update. This is what we
want you saying. Here, peep, Now you're programmed, go discuss it.
But now now those people know anything about anything they've
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been told by the hive mind. What the new stories?
What the new thing of the day? Is your democrat?
The liberal ant Peggy in your life is the exact
same way. Now, why a robot instead of a person,
Because a robot only knows. A computer only knows what
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you have programmed into it. It's not a human being.
It doesn't have a mind like you do. There's no
there's no ability for it to think beyond its programming,
you understand. So if you go outside of its latest
software update, if they want to talk about stopping ice,
Trump is a Nazi and you want to talk tax policy,
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well the robot just starts, just starts shorting out because
they can't do it. It's outside of their programming update.
Do you want to hear what this sounds like in
real life?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
The far right seeing Trump and Vance and Charlie Kerk
and you know they are white, fascist supremacist. Why why
you're trying to understand why I think Trump is a
is a racist? Yeah, I'm asking for an explanation. Yeah, wow, Uh,
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let me pinpoint. It could have been an accumulation of
knowing him about him for the last twenty years. I
can't really, I can't really say why I think he's racist.
That's like saying, you know, he's a.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
He's a white guy. He's uh, it's just a robot.
It's been programmed. And she's unbelievably programmable. Now that she
her mind, her soul is so insanely broken. Now she'll
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say whatever you want her to say. You understand by
the way you would have said, you ever heard the
term brainwashing. I was talking to Steven Mojer about this.
He's a fascinating guy who knows everything about communists and
communist China and Stephen Moser. He told me that brainwashing
actually it's a Chinese term. It came from what the
communists were doing to people in China, where you can
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you can beat on someone mentally or physically to such
an extent that they will flat out tell you, I'll
say whatever you want me to say. Just tell me
what to say. I'll tell you water isn't wet. You
just tell me what to say. You've been brainwashed because
of this disgusting communist ecosystem of media, social media, Democrat
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politicians lie after lie after lie, and always always lying
all the time. It is what it has done, is
it has broken so many people democrats in this country
that now they have essentially been brainwashed in the truest
sense of the word. They'll say whatever you want. Now
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they're a mile wide in an inch deep. They can
never tell you why, because that was not part of
the software update. But the hive mind doesn't want them
to know why, doesn't care if they know why. This
woman has been brainwashed, has been programmed. They're all like
that for this reason. So this Sunday over the nachos,
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when you're frustrated by Liberal and Peggy, when you look
at her as a robot with a software program instead
of a human being, it will help you understand her,
and it'll let you know you should just dip a
chip and head on out the.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Part right seeing Trump and Vance and Charlie Kurve and
you know they are white, fascist supremacist. Why why they're
trying to understand why I think Trump is a racist? Yeah,
I'm asking for an explanation. Yeah, wow, let me pinpoint.
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It could have been an accumulation of knowing him about
him for the last twenty years in New York. I
can't really, I can't really say why I think he's racist.
That's like saying, you know, he's uh, he's a white guy.
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He's uh.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
She's just a robot. You're liberal at Peggy, She's just
a robot. Don't get frustrated. She had her programming update.
There will be a new update next week with whatever
the next thing is they want her to move on to,
and she will do it without hesitation.