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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Jassey Kelley SIA, let's have some fun.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
On a Friday, Amazing Friday. There's so much amazing stuff
going down out there.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm just journalists are finally getting arrested. It's just like
I've always dreamed up. We'll talk about that briefly.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
There are some all right, I'm gonna be very very
careful when we discuss this because there are children listening.
There are some new Epstein files released. There's some new
information that came out today from the Epstein files about
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Bill Gates and and we're gonna have to talk about that.
I'm gonna try to be mature. I'm gonna give that.
I'm gonna give you my word. I'm gonna try to
be mature, and I'm gonna keep it straight face.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But we'll discuss that on a We'll make fun of
these this Black Lives Matter person who got arrested.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
All that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
There are so many great emails, so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now,
as you may imagine, long have I dreamt of the
day where we can put journalists in this country in handcuffs?
Long have I imagined a world where we can just
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walk into CNN and just arrest everybody. It's been a
dream of mine for quite some time. No, all right,
In all seriousness, Don Lemon and a bunch of street
animals invaded a church in Minneapolis St. Paul, I'm sorry,
invaded a church in Saint Paul. The animals were already arrested,
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some of them. Here was one of them, Nikima Levy
Armstrong was one of the great quotes of all time.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You had belly chains around our waist and we had
handcuffs with bars in the middle. As someone who majored
in African American studies, I can tell you that that
is the closest I ever felt the slavery in my life,
being shackled at this I was.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I majored in African American studies.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I think we see one of the problems already.
It felt like slavery.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Now you're a communist street animal. You invaded a church.
Don Lemon, with fore knowledge of the invasion, was there
with them during the invasion, also videoed as the people
came out, in fact bragged about it, doubled down on it.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
There's a certain degree of entitlement. I think people who
are you know, in the religious groups like that. It's
not the type of Christianity that I practice, but I
think that they're entitled and that that entitlement comes from
a supremacy, a white supremacy, and.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Don Lemon ated for participating in it, a federal felony.
Here was Pam bonding.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Make no mistake. Under President Trump's leadership and this administration,
you have the right to worship freely and safely. And
if I haven't been clear already, if you violate that
sacred right, we are coming after you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Now, this is where you're probably tempted to say, maybe
you're already saying, but Jesse, Okay, Don Lemon got arrested,
that's good. Communist street animals got arrested. That's good. But
we're not going to get convictions or Jesse. The trial
hasn't even started yet. Well and totally valid, A completely
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valid thing to say. I certainly thought it myself, all right,
I thought it myself. However, However, it's not fun to
get arrested. Don Lemon spent the night in jail. Do
you have any idea what legal protection costs? Don Lemon
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is being charged, from what I understand, with at least
one federal felony. Now you could say, well, he's going
to get out a jury. Okay, all right, I got that,
I understand all that. But you know what he's going
to have to pay for a lawyer. Do you know
what it's like to have to go to trial a
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week two week long trial, sink one hundred thousand dollars,
five hundred thousand dollars a million dollars maybe into legal fees.
And always keep in mind you have it over your
head that wow, when this trial is over, I might
be going to federal prison. Now what am I trying
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to say? Sending a message matters? Elections matter? November mattered
a lot. Animals in Saint Paul, Minnesota, planned, organized, and
carried out a terrorist act in a church to disrupt
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people as they were there worshiping God. Under the Biden administration,
and it would certainly be the case under a Dome administration,
there would not only be no criminal penalties happening right now,
these people would probably be getting Congressional medals of freedom
from Joe Biden in the White House for what they did. Instead,
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they were shackled, shackled just like the.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Slaves, melly chains around our waists and we had handcuffs
with bars in the middle. As someone who majored in
African American studies, I can tell you that that is
the closest I ever felt the slavery in my life,
being shackled as if I was a slave.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Isn't that wonderful? These people are experiencing pain, and do
you know what the result of that is going to be.
Let me go ahead and spoil it for you. I
would venture a guest, and I could very well be wrong.
In fact, Chris, write this down, because if I'm wrong,
I will do a callback and I will admit on
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the air nationally that I am wrong. Communist street activity
in the United States of America is no doubt going
to continue for the rest of Donald Trump's time in office.
I admit that I am putting a statement out right now.
You watched the last time a church is going to
be invaded by street animals in this country in Donald
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Trump's three years. Why because communists only understand fear and pain.
Whether we get actual trials and convictions in prison time,
I don't know. I'm certainly not going to say that.
You know as well as I do how it works
in these blue areas all you need is one Democrat
on the jury and they've got to quit. I understand
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all that, totally fair. But we beat up on Pam
Bondy as often as we do, I know I do.
We got to give credit where credit is due. Street
Animals arrested Don Lemon Apparently he was at the Grammy's
to cover it up. Up off the jail for me,
no mistake.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Under President Trump's leadership and this administration, you have the
right to worship freely and safely. And if I haven't
been clear already, if you violate that sacred right, we
are coming after you.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
That's a very good thing. Maybe you're having a down Friday.
Maybe you're a little black pilled on politics or a
little black pilled on life. Maybe it's a maybe it's
a tough time in your life right now. I'm not
minimizing any of that at all. We go through tough times.
We don't go through great times. I'm not minimizing that.
But man, take a minute and appreciate the fact that
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we do have an administration that is not against us.
They're not against us, and they're offering us some level
of protection. Remember Joe Biden, Joe Biden's Justice Department. We
now have the memo they were infiltrating the church, remember that,
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Joe Biden's FBI, courtesy of a whistleblower, a memo from
the Richmond Field office, that the Federal Bureau of Investigation,
of course, with the permission of the DOJ, they were
going to send informants, recruit informants in your church to
go find those dangerous white supremacists. The communists were going
to put people in the pews to take you and
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your pastor down. Now because you showed up in November,
because you brought people to the polls, because you went
out there. Now, when communists animals come in when we're
trying to worship Jesus, well, enjoy those silver bracelets. That's
what you got, and enjoy that slavery.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
In Nicabia, we had belly chains around our waists and
we had handcuffs with the bars in the middle. As
someone who majored in African American studies, I can tell
you that that is the closest I ever felt the
slavery in my life, being shackled as if I was
a slave.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
One of the funniest things in the world is somebody
bragging that they.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Majored in African American studies. Talk about just announcing to
the world.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, I got a totally useless degree. I only went
to college. I went to college.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I got a useless degree that basically guaranteed I was
going to be I was going to be a communist
activist afterwards, because there's nothing else that an Africa An
American Studies degree actually qualifies you to do in this world.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's just a.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Guarantee you're going into the communist pipeline.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday.
I swear on my life, we're gonna get to your
ask doctor Jesse question shortly.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I owe those to you.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
But I'm going to touch on really quickly the other
big story of the day, and this. This is going
to require a little bit of delicacy, which you know
is my specialty. I am going to tiptoe through this
like a ballerina. It'll be so graceful the way I
just move.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You see the Epstein files, there's a bunch of them.
Remember there's no list. There's a bunch of different files,
a bunch of different trials. Hah, that rhyme, Chris, We're
getting more and more information as they redact this and
redact that, more information is coming out DJA and announce
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some of it today.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Today we are producing more than three million pages, including
more than two thousand videos and one hundred and eighty
thousand images in total. That means that the Department produced
approximately three and a half million pages in compliance with
the Act.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Now, one of the things that came out today, my
buddy Robbie Starbuck did the digging into this Bill Gates.
You obviously know who Bill Gates is. I won't insult
your intelligence people. Forget that before he was selling you
a fake vaccine. While he was trying to sell environmentalism
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and the depopulation of the earth. Bill Gates also he
was pretty close with Jeffrey Epstein. Now we only have
little bits of audio here and there. Bill Gates was
asked about it. How close were they? I don't know.
I don't want to make unfounded allegations. I know that
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his wife gave an interview. It was his ex wife,
Melinda gave an interview, and she cited as one of
the reasons she left him his quote. I believe it
was a direct quote close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. I
believe that's how she put it. Don't quote me on that,
but that's real, real close. Bill Gates is all documented
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spent so much time with Jeffrey Epstein that, in the
wake of Epstein's untimely death, when the camera's magically malfunction
and the guards went to sleep, Bill Gates was actually
asked about it, Biden journalists, is there a lesson for
you for anyone else looking at this? Well, he's dead,
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so you know, in general you have to be careful, Okay,
little creepy. Well, Robbie Starbuck went digging through all these
pages of Epstein files that were released today and well,
just you know what, I'm gonna read Robbie's direct quote
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because I don't want to actually quote the email because
I am mindful that children are listening. Here's what Robbie said. Wow.
In the Epstein emails, the DOJ dropped Jeffrey. That would
be Jeffrey Epstein sent himself emails memorializing a fight he
had with Bill Gates. In it, he says that Bill
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Gates got STDs from Russian hookers and then asked Jeffrey
for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without
her noticing. Just want to make sure I'm driving this
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point home. Remember how many lectures you got during COVID
from Bill Gates about health? You remember those? I remember
it like it was yesterday. It seemed like every time
you turn on TV, every time you opened up social media,
it was Bill Gates giving you some sort of lecture
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about health. Wow, vaccines and boosters, and vaccines and boosters,
and the world needs these boosters. And I'm working for
World Health, World health this, and World Health that. H
the guy who was scolding us repeatedly about our health
was doing inappropriate things with Russian hookers, apparently not even
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taking any precautions, just throwing caution to the wind. All
the virus protection of a Microsoft computer, just throw caution
to the wind with Russian orkers. According to Jeffrey Epstein's email,
I mean, obviously I don't know what actually happened. I really,
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really really do not want to know what actually happened.
But that's funny, isn't it. Isn't it wild? How often
the people who love to control your life and lecture
you about things are themselves the biggest scumbags in the world.
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You have to do this, and you're not allowed to
do this, and don't you ever do this? And you
better do this yet. The second the cameras are off,
they're on a private jet down to Epstein Island, getting
themselves a good case of the How about that? Huh? What, Chris?
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I didn't want to say it. I thought the sound
effects be better. What they don't call it that anymore.
I do read a lot of Vietnam books. Maybe that
was it. Maybe that was it. I don't I don't look,
I'm certainly not the expert on it. I wouldn't know.
What a dirt ball? What an absolute term?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Paul?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Also, what a wild man? Talk about playing fast and
loose with your health bill? That's ah, I'd say, end
up P's in p and razor blades day one of
these days. What, Chris, you know we're gonna move on.
I'm gonna move on and talk about modern political things.
I just thought it was funny mister vaccine salesman out
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there just living free, I guess, living free being his
own man more. Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Friday. Chris, that's just freaking meaning that's
mean all right, So before I get back to the emails,
I'm not gonna make any more fun of Bill Gates.
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I'm I'm gonna let it go because I'm only gonna
get myself into trouble. I'm just gonna let it go.
Before I get to the emails, I said to Jewish
producer Chris that after the show tonight, my barber said,
I can come in late because you know I have
that gala coming up. The gala? Is there anything worse
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than a freaking gala? You gotta get all dressed up,
and you're uncomfortable, and they're always too long. A gala
can never be an hour. I think it's been five
years since I've been to a gala. They're never an hour.
It always has to be like five hours long. And
the food sucks. Already told up, I already told her
I'm eating before she got it. She didn't even try
to fight me on it. I'm showing up full. You
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never show up hungry to a gala because you know
you're gonna get crappy of the would you like the
tuskan being salad? No, I don't want to tell anyway.
I have the gala coming up, so I gotta get
a haircut in shave tonight. Of course, Jewish producer Chris
was unkind because I don't have any hair. It's not
just about the hair on my head. That's one. But
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let me clarify this. Chris. You would think, because I
just kind of get my hair buzzed down, anyone can
do it right. That's what you would think. I would
agree with you. However, I had to try four or
five local barbers before I found someone who did it right.
You know why, let me tell you something you may
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experience this one day if you go bald, Do you
know what buzzing your head down is to the local barber.
I'll tell you what it is. It's equivalent to ordering
nachos in a restaurant. You know how restaurants interpret your
nachos order. They don't take any care with it. It's
a throwaway order for the kitchen. That's why they just
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chuck a bunch of chips on the plate. They don't
try to spread the ingredients out at all. They take no,
I don't care at all. They chuck a bunch of
chips on the plate, and it's almost like Helen Keller
just grabs a bunch of ingredients and just blops them
in the middle of it, and then they send it
out to you. It's a throwaway order where the restaurant
can make money on it. That's exactly how they treat
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your hair when you're getting it buzzed down. You would
think it would be easy. It is not. You will
go home, you'll find long hairs all over the place.
You'll find they didn't even bother trimming up that well
around your ears because you went in the barber shop
and you order the nachos. It's not just about the hair, Chris.
I'm telling you they don't care. It takes a while
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to find a barber who actually cares. That's one two
every now and then. I get my beard shaved professionally
by this barber. I say professionally. It's not exactly fancy.
It's just a local barber. He pulls out a straight
razor and zips it up. But I can't. I've told
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you I don't have any artatistic ability at all. People
don't understand when I say that. People don't understand just
how lacking in talent I am. I cannot. My handwriting
is bad. I cannot draw a simple sketch. You would
make fun of me if I tried the simplest sketch,
And that's me trying putting in an effort. I cannot sing,
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I cannot dance. I cannot play a musical instrument at all.
I got kicked out of the band in school. I
am totally artistically. I can't do anything. Hey, my whole
family's this way, we Kelly's. We're more construction people than
an art people. We can't do it, can't do it.
I can't get my beard right when I try, and
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I obviously I trim it up and stuff like that
at the house every week. But then when I try
to do the edges and stuff, I'll look at it.
I'm looking at it, and it looks fine, it looks
totally even, and I'll walk out and I will be all, baby,
you can't go on camera like that. And I'll look
she said it's uneven, and she thinks I'm lying. She said,
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you really can't see that anyway. Every now and every
now and then I have to get it trimmed up.
Don't make any more insulting comments about my beard and
my hair. Chris. Let's get to your questions Jesse, the
flavor of the week is the Border patrol self defense
of the radical protester nurse Pretty I'm reading Christy Naum
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got the boot and Tom Holman is heading to Minnesota.
Did the left just claim a scalp? Yeah? Yes, yes,
yes they did. To make an adjustment like this means
the left claimed scalp the Trump administration. I'm not actually
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going to go into my feelings on it just because
I've touched on it all week long. It's not that
I'm avoiding the subject. I've touched on it all week long.
The Trump administration. They are mindful of public opinion on deportations.
Keep this in mind. Donald Trump himself, he is not
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near as hardcore as you are on deportations, not even close.
He's very, very good for a GOP president. He's better
than any GOP president we've had in years, and he
deserves all the credit in the world for that. But
don't think just because he's a lot of what you are,
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that he's all of what you are. How many times
has Donald Trump said publicly, Chris grab one of these please?
How many times has Donald Trump said publicly just in
recent months, He'll get up and he'll make a comment
of well, I mean, we do have to do something
about the farmers or the hotel workers or the people
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who are here. He hasn't done it often, and every
time he meant, his base freaks out, and then he
kind of quiets down about it for a while because
Donald Trump's very very good at listening to his bass,
so he doesn't Oh, you have one, Chris, go ahead play.
He said this more than once. It's been more than once.
Go ahead if you look to that.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Put out a statement today about farmers. Our farmers are
being hurt badly by you know, they have very good workers.
They've worked for him for twenty years. They're not citizens,
but they've turned out to be, you know, great, and
we're going to have to do something about that. We
can't take farmers and take all their people and send
them back because they don't have maybe what they're supposed
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to have, maybe not. And you know, what's going to happen,
and what is happening They get rid of some of
the people because you know, you go into a farm
and you look, and people don't They've been there for
twenty twenty five years and they've worked great. And the
owner of the farm loves them and everything else, and
then you're supposed to throw them out, and you know
what happens. They end up hiring the people, the criminals
that have come in. The murder is from prisons and
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everything else. So we're we're going to have an order
on that pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I think we.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Can't do that to a farmer's and leisure too, hotels.
We're gonna have to use a lot of common sense
on that.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
When John McCain said stuff like that, you called him
a rhino. When Lindsey Graham or James Langford says stuff
like that, you call them rhinos. Donald Trump doesn't say
it often because you hate it and because I hate it.
But that's how he feels. That's okay. Let me clarified.
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It's not that it's okay. Donald Trump is step one.
Donald Trump is the beginning of the America First Movement.
He is not the end. You won't ever see the end,
neither will I. No matter how old you are, you
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will be dead and gone. And the America First Movement
will keep building and changing, and it will have new
leaders as time marches on. Don't get trapped in this
bubble thinking where now is the end of everything. It
is just these three years. No, that's not how it works.
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We are at two million plus deportations the first year.
That of course includes self deportations, which is the large
part of that. I think it's like one point five
million self deportations. Two million after the first year. Well
that's not enough, you're right, not enough. It's a start.
We will hopefully exceed that next year. We have the numbers.
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The first time in half a century, we have negative
net migration to this country. Did Donald Trump toss Christinome
and Greg Baveno because he didn't like the videos that
the communists were clashing? Of course, of course, yes, a
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little he did. He didn't cave all the way. He
sent Tom Holman and he's not exactly soft, and Cuddy
didn't cave all the way. He did give them a scalp.
I do believe it will encourage them to do more.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
It is a Jesse Kelly Show, a wonderful, fantastic Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday and you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Kellyshow dot com. Let's dig back into these the three
legged stool. Keep in mind, I keep using that term
because it's accurate the Democrat Party. It's the part of
the stool, the barstool where you sit your butt on.
It has three legs that hold it up, not four
three legs. FFC. Fraud, foreigners and cheating, cheating in elections.
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Without those things, there is no Democrat Party. It is
a twenty percent party. It is unpopular. Nobody wants the
things these people want. This guy says sparkling water and gelato. Jesse,
I didn't order sparkling water, and it wasn't gelato. It
was regular water with ice cream. Anyway, which leg of
the three legged stool is the most important to the
communists and which is the easiest for us to break
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the foreigners, the fraud or the cheating. Well, the reason
I love the stool analogy is you can picture it, right,
You can picture that stool, and you can picture the
three legs. Now, which angle are the legs. They're all
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going towards each other, right, they start wide at the bottom,
and they're going towards each other, and they have to
kind of converge to hold up the Democrat Party. Why
I love this is all three of these work together,
you see together, and if you start chopping away at
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any one of them, it will affect the others. Any
single leg that's chopped at will negatively affect the others
and possibly topple over the stool. Minnesota is a perfect example,
since they've been in the news. What's one of the
big stories out of Minnesota? Fraud? Tay care fraud. Okay,
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if we had to boil this down to its most
simplistic term, the government is handing out your money to fraudsters.
Bad course, But who are the fraudsters? Somali's foreigners we
brought into the country. Somali foreigners are part of the fraud.
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The two f's are working together. All this medicare fraud,
Medicaid fraud. I saw recently documentation of a Russian fraud.
Foreigners are a critical part of the fraud. Ow But
what about the cheating in elections? What part would that play? Well,
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let's stick with Minnesota. Where do the Somalis live in general?
In Somali communities? Somali communities, because so many of these
people are sadly American citizens, these communities get ballots. How
does it work? Well, your Somali leader, he will directly
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coordinate with the Democrat Party. He will show up to
your Somali apartment complex. You can show up at an
apartment complex in Minneapolis. I have friends who've told me
about these things. Every single one is a Somali. There's
no one else there. They are all Somali's. The Somalis
are the apartment complex. Democrat coordinates with a Somali leader.
He shows up at the Somali apartment complex. Give me
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your ballots. Maybe they're filled out, maybe you're not. What's
the net result? Every single vote in that apartment complex
from the Somali community in the apartment complex ends up
by some miracle getting filled out for Tim Walls and
Jacob Fry. I can't tell you whether it's fraud, foreigners
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or cheating which part is most important because they all
work together in different ways. Now, the foreigners, they're central
to this, but so is cheating. Cheating and central to
it as far as the fraud goes. Remember, do you
remember there was a guy in Lewiston, Maine. Lewiston, Maine
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had a Somali politician who got busted. I played the
audio for you on the show, Chris. Grab that audio
if you can. The guy, the Somali from Lewiston, Maine.
He stood up and he told the elected officials. Look,
it was an obvious threat and he wasn't even that's
subtle about the whole thing. Hey, you're you're going after
this small community. If you continue this, we're gonna reconsider
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our support for the here.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
What here was?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
And it's Muhammad.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I'm speaking today on behalf of the Samali community in Lewistown.
Some of you sitting here today, we voted for you.
We elected you to protect our community interests, not creating
division or go after one elected a member from our community.
This narrative, If this narrative continues, our community will be
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false to the exam our relationship or political relationship, including
our relationship with the Democratic Party and who we will
be voting in the futune.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
This is not a thread. Hey, the my gods, this
is click click. We elected you to protect us. What's
the deal? The odd is how you buy their vote.
That's Samali representative who shows up at the apartment complex
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and finds a way to gather all the votes from
those people who live there for Democrats. That Samali representative
doesn't do it out of the kindness of his heart
or her heart. There's a payoff there. Bribery is as
old as mankind itself. There's a payoff there. Hey, I
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understand you guys. You have a couple of daycares. Those
daycares could probably use some taxpayer money. Huh, well, we
got an election coming up. I'd really love the support
of your community. If I can count on that support,
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probably be able to help you out getting some of
that sweet daycare money. It's all scam. The Democrat Party
is a crime family. And when you understand that it
operates exactly like a crime family for honestly, the exact
same reason a crime family operates, then it all kind
of lays out for you. It makes perfect sense. The fraud,
the foreigners, and the cheating, they all work together. We
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have so much more next
Jassey Kelley SIA, let's have some fun.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
On a Friday, Amazing Friday. There's so much amazing stuff
going down out there.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm just journalists are finally getting arrested. It's just like
I've always dreamed up. We'll talk about that briefly.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
There are some all right, I'm gonna be very very
careful when we discuss this because there are children listening.
There are some new Epstein files released. There's some new
information that came out today from the Epstein files about
(00:47):
Bill Gates and and we're gonna have to talk about that.
I'm gonna try to be mature. I'm gonna give that.
I'm gonna give you my word. I'm gonna try to
be mature, and I'm gonna keep it straight face.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But we'll discuss that on a We'll make fun of
these this Black Lives Matter person who got arrested.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
All that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
There are so many great emails, so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now,
as you may imagine, long have I dreamt of the
day where we can put journalists in this country in handcuffs?
Long have I imagined a world where we can just
(01:30):
walk into CNN and just arrest everybody. It's been a
dream of mine for quite some time. No, all right,
In all seriousness, Don Lemon and a bunch of street
animals invaded a church in Minneapolis St. Paul, I'm sorry,
invaded a church in Saint Paul. The animals were already arrested,
(01:51):
some of them. Here was one of them, Nikima Levy
Armstrong was one of the great quotes of all time.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You had belly chains around our waist and we had
handcuffs with bars in the middle. As someone who majored
in African American studies, I can tell you that that
is the closest I ever felt the slavery in my life,
being shackled at this I was.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I majored in African American studies.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I think we see one of the problems already.
It felt like slavery.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Now you're a communist street animal. You invaded a church.
Don Lemon, with fore knowledge of the invasion, was there
with them during the invasion, also videoed as the people
came out, in fact bragged about it, doubled down on it.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
There's a certain degree of entitlement. I think people who
are you know, in the religious groups like that. It's
not the type of Christianity that I practice, but I
think that they're entitled and that that entitlement comes from
a supremacy, a white supremacy, and.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Don Lemon ated for participating in it, a federal felony.
Here was Pam bonding.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Make no mistake. Under President Trump's leadership and this administration,
you have the right to worship freely and safely. And
if I haven't been clear already, if you violate that
sacred right, we are coming after you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Now, this is where you're probably tempted to say, maybe
you're already saying, but Jesse, Okay, Don Lemon got arrested,
that's good. Communist street animals got arrested. That's good. But
we're not going to get convictions or Jesse. The trial
hasn't even started yet. Well and totally valid, A completely
(03:43):
valid thing to say. I certainly thought it myself, all right,
I thought it myself. However, However, it's not fun to
get arrested. Don Lemon spent the night in jail. Do
you have any idea what legal protection costs? Don Lemon
(04:05):
is being charged, from what I understand, with at least
one federal felony. Now you could say, well, he's going
to get out a jury. Okay, all right, I got that,
I understand all that. But you know what he's going
to have to pay for a lawyer. Do you know
what it's like to have to go to trial a
(04:27):
week two week long trial, sink one hundred thousand dollars,
five hundred thousand dollars a million dollars maybe into legal fees.
And always keep in mind you have it over your
head that wow, when this trial is over, I might
be going to federal prison. Now what am I trying
(04:51):
to say? Sending a message matters? Elections matter? November mattered
a lot. Animals in Saint Paul, Minnesota, planned, organized, and
carried out a terrorist act in a church to disrupt
(05:14):
people as they were there worshiping God. Under the Biden administration,
and it would certainly be the case under a Dome administration,
there would not only be no criminal penalties happening right now,
these people would probably be getting Congressional medals of freedom
from Joe Biden in the White House for what they did. Instead,
(05:35):
they were shackled, shackled just like the.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Slaves, melly chains around our waists and we had handcuffs
with bars in the middle. As someone who majored in
African American studies, I can tell you that that is
the closest I ever felt the slavery in my life,
being shackled as if I was a slave.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Isn't that wonderful? These people are experiencing pain, and do
you know what the result of that is going to be.
Let me go ahead and spoil it for you. I
would venture a guest, and I could very well be wrong.
In fact, Chris, write this down, because if I'm wrong,
I will do a callback and I will admit on
(06:20):
the air nationally that I am wrong. Communist street activity
in the United States of America is no doubt going
to continue for the rest of Donald Trump's time in office.
I admit that I am putting a statement out right now.
You watched the last time a church is going to
be invaded by street animals in this country in Donald
(06:43):
Trump's three years. Why because communists only understand fear and pain.
Whether we get actual trials and convictions in prison time,
I don't know. I'm certainly not going to say that.
You know as well as I do how it works
in these blue areas all you need is one Democrat
on the jury and they've got to quit. I understand
(07:05):
all that, totally fair. But we beat up on Pam
Bondy as often as we do, I know I do.
We got to give credit where credit is due. Street
Animals arrested Don Lemon Apparently he was at the Grammy's
to cover it up. Up off the jail for me,
no mistake.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Under President Trump's leadership and this administration, you have the
right to worship freely and safely. And if I haven't
been clear already, if you violate that sacred right, we
are coming after you.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
That's a very good thing. Maybe you're having a down Friday.
Maybe you're a little black pilled on politics or a
little black pilled on life. Maybe it's a maybe it's
a tough time in your life right now. I'm not
minimizing any of that at all. We go through tough times.
We don't go through great times. I'm not minimizing that.
But man, take a minute and appreciate the fact that
(08:02):
we do have an administration that is not against us.
They're not against us, and they're offering us some level
of protection. Remember Joe Biden, Joe Biden's Justice Department. We
now have the memo they were infiltrating the church, remember that,
(08:27):
Joe Biden's FBI, courtesy of a whistleblower, a memo from
the Richmond Field office, that the Federal Bureau of Investigation,
of course, with the permission of the DOJ, they were
going to send informants, recruit informants in your church to
go find those dangerous white supremacists. The communists were going
to put people in the pews to take you and
(08:49):
your pastor down. Now because you showed up in November,
because you brought people to the polls, because you went
out there. Now, when communists animals come in when we're
trying to worship Jesus, well, enjoy those silver bracelets. That's
what you got, and enjoy that slavery.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
In Nicabia, we had belly chains around our waists and
we had handcuffs with the bars in the middle. As
someone who majored in African American studies, I can tell
you that that is the closest I ever felt the
slavery in my life, being shackled as if I was
a slave.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
One of the funniest things in the world is somebody
bragging that they.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Majored in African American studies. Talk about just announcing to
the world.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, I got a totally useless degree. I only went
to college. I went to college.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I got a useless degree that basically guaranteed I was
going to be I was going to be a communist
activist afterwards, because there's nothing else that an Africa An
American Studies degree actually qualifies you to do in this world.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's just a.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Guarantee you're going into the communist pipeline.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday.
I swear on my life, we're gonna get to your
ask doctor Jesse question shortly.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I owe those to you.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
But I'm going to touch on really quickly the other
big story of the day, and this. This is going
to require a little bit of delicacy, which you know
is my specialty. I am going to tiptoe through this
like a ballerina. It'll be so graceful the way I
just move.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You see the Epstein files, there's a bunch of them.
Remember there's no list. There's a bunch of different files,
a bunch of different trials. Hah, that rhyme, Chris, We're
getting more and more information as they redact this and
redact that, more information is coming out DJA and announce
(11:02):
some of it today.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Today we are producing more than three million pages, including
more than two thousand videos and one hundred and eighty
thousand images in total. That means that the Department produced
approximately three and a half million pages in compliance with
the Act.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Now, one of the things that came out today, my
buddy Robbie Starbuck did the digging into this Bill Gates.
You obviously know who Bill Gates is. I won't insult
your intelligence people. Forget that before he was selling you
a fake vaccine. While he was trying to sell environmentalism
(11:46):
and the depopulation of the earth. Bill Gates also he
was pretty close with Jeffrey Epstein. Now we only have
little bits of audio here and there. Bill Gates was
asked about it. How close were they? I don't know.
I don't want to make unfounded allegations. I know that
(12:10):
his wife gave an interview. It was his ex wife,
Melinda gave an interview, and she cited as one of
the reasons she left him his quote. I believe it
was a direct quote close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. I
believe that's how she put it. Don't quote me on that,
but that's real, real close. Bill Gates is all documented
(12:36):
spent so much time with Jeffrey Epstein that, in the
wake of Epstein's untimely death, when the camera's magically malfunction
and the guards went to sleep, Bill Gates was actually
asked about it, Biden journalists, is there a lesson for
you for anyone else looking at this? Well, he's dead,
(12:57):
so you know, in general you have to be careful, Okay,
little creepy. Well, Robbie Starbuck went digging through all these
pages of Epstein files that were released today and well,
just you know what, I'm gonna read Robbie's direct quote
(13:18):
because I don't want to actually quote the email because
I am mindful that children are listening. Here's what Robbie said. Wow.
In the Epstein emails, the DOJ dropped Jeffrey. That would
be Jeffrey Epstein sent himself emails memorializing a fight he
had with Bill Gates. In it, he says that Bill
(13:42):
Gates got STDs from Russian hookers and then asked Jeffrey
for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without
her noticing. Just want to make sure I'm driving this
(14:04):
point home. Remember how many lectures you got during COVID
from Bill Gates about health? You remember those? I remember
it like it was yesterday. It seemed like every time
you turn on TV, every time you opened up social media,
it was Bill Gates giving you some sort of lecture
(14:26):
about health. Wow, vaccines and boosters, and vaccines and boosters,
and the world needs these boosters. And I'm working for
World Health, World health this, and World Health that. H
the guy who was scolding us repeatedly about our health
was doing inappropriate things with Russian hookers, apparently not even
(14:54):
taking any precautions, just throwing caution to the wind. All
the virus protection of a Microsoft computer, just throw caution
to the wind with Russian orkers. According to Jeffrey Epstein's email,
I mean, obviously I don't know what actually happened. I really,
(15:16):
really really do not want to know what actually happened.
But that's funny, isn't it. Isn't it wild? How often
the people who love to control your life and lecture
you about things are themselves the biggest scumbags in the world.
(15:36):
You have to do this, and you're not allowed to
do this, and don't you ever do this? And you
better do this yet. The second the cameras are off,
they're on a private jet down to Epstein Island, getting
themselves a good case of the How about that? Huh? What, Chris?
(15:57):
I didn't want to say it. I thought the sound
effects be better. What they don't call it that anymore.
I do read a lot of Vietnam books. Maybe that
was it. Maybe that was it. I don't I don't look,
I'm certainly not the expert on it. I wouldn't know.
What a dirt ball? What an absolute term?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Paul?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Also, what a wild man? Talk about playing fast and
loose with your health bill? That's ah, I'd say, end
up P's in p and razor blades day one of
these days. What, Chris, you know we're gonna move on.
I'm gonna move on and talk about modern political things.
I just thought it was funny mister vaccine salesman out
(16:39):
there just living free, I guess, living free being his
own man more. Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Friday. Chris, that's just freaking meaning that's
mean all right, So before I get back to the emails,
I'm not gonna make any more fun of Bill Gates.
(17:03):
I'm I'm gonna let it go because I'm only gonna
get myself into trouble. I'm just gonna let it go.
Before I get to the emails, I said to Jewish
producer Chris that after the show tonight, my barber said,
I can come in late because you know I have
that gala coming up. The gala? Is there anything worse
(17:24):
than a freaking gala? You gotta get all dressed up,
and you're uncomfortable, and they're always too long. A gala
can never be an hour. I think it's been five
years since I've been to a gala. They're never an hour.
It always has to be like five hours long. And
the food sucks. Already told up, I already told her
I'm eating before she got it. She didn't even try
to fight me on it. I'm showing up full. You
(17:45):
never show up hungry to a gala because you know
you're gonna get crappy of the would you like the
tuskan being salad? No, I don't want to tell anyway.
I have the gala coming up, so I gotta get
a haircut in shave tonight. Of course, Jewish producer Chris
was unkind because I don't have any hair. It's not
just about the hair on my head. That's one. But
(18:08):
let me clarify this. Chris. You would think, because I
just kind of get my hair buzzed down, anyone can
do it right. That's what you would think. I would
agree with you. However, I had to try four or
five local barbers before I found someone who did it right.
You know why, let me tell you something you may
(18:31):
experience this one day if you go bald, Do you
know what buzzing your head down is to the local barber.
I'll tell you what it is. It's equivalent to ordering
nachos in a restaurant. You know how restaurants interpret your
nachos order. They don't take any care with it. It's
a throwaway order for the kitchen. That's why they just
(18:54):
chuck a bunch of chips on the plate. They don't
try to spread the ingredients out at all. They take no,
I don't care at all. They chuck a bunch of
chips on the plate, and it's almost like Helen Keller
just grabs a bunch of ingredients and just blops them
in the middle of it, and then they send it
out to you. It's a throwaway order where the restaurant
can make money on it. That's exactly how they treat
(19:16):
your hair when you're getting it buzzed down. You would
think it would be easy. It is not. You will
go home, you'll find long hairs all over the place.
You'll find they didn't even bother trimming up that well
around your ears because you went in the barber shop
and you order the nachos. It's not just about the hair, Chris.
I'm telling you they don't care. It takes a while
(19:37):
to find a barber who actually cares. That's one two
every now and then. I get my beard shaved professionally
by this barber. I say professionally. It's not exactly fancy.
It's just a local barber. He pulls out a straight
razor and zips it up. But I can't. I've told
(19:58):
you I don't have any artatistic ability at all. People
don't understand when I say that. People don't understand just
how lacking in talent I am. I cannot. My handwriting
is bad. I cannot draw a simple sketch. You would
make fun of me if I tried the simplest sketch,
And that's me trying putting in an effort. I cannot sing,
(20:22):
I cannot dance. I cannot play a musical instrument at all.
I got kicked out of the band in school. I
am totally artistically. I can't do anything. Hey, my whole
family's this way, we Kelly's. We're more construction people than
an art people. We can't do it, can't do it.
I can't get my beard right when I try, and
(20:44):
I obviously I trim it up and stuff like that
at the house every week. But then when I try
to do the edges and stuff, I'll look at it.
I'm looking at it, and it looks fine, it looks
totally even, and I'll walk out and I will be all, baby,
you can't go on camera like that. And I'll look
she said it's uneven, and she thinks I'm lying. She said,
(21:06):
you really can't see that anyway. Every now and every
now and then I have to get it trimmed up.
Don't make any more insulting comments about my beard and
my hair. Chris. Let's get to your questions Jesse, the
flavor of the week is the Border patrol self defense
of the radical protester nurse Pretty I'm reading Christy Naum
(21:26):
got the boot and Tom Holman is heading to Minnesota.
Did the left just claim a scalp? Yeah? Yes, yes,
yes they did. To make an adjustment like this means
the left claimed scalp the Trump administration. I'm not actually
(21:48):
going to go into my feelings on it just because
I've touched on it all week long. It's not that
I'm avoiding the subject. I've touched on it all week long.
The Trump administration. They are mindful of public opinion on deportations.
Keep this in mind. Donald Trump himself, he is not
(22:10):
near as hardcore as you are on deportations, not even close.
He's very, very good for a GOP president. He's better
than any GOP president we've had in years, and he
deserves all the credit in the world for that. But
don't think just because he's a lot of what you are,
(22:35):
that he's all of what you are. How many times
has Donald Trump said publicly, Chris grab one of these please?
How many times has Donald Trump said publicly just in
recent months, He'll get up and he'll make a comment
of well, I mean, we do have to do something
about the farmers or the hotel workers or the people
(22:55):
who are here. He hasn't done it often, and every
time he meant, his base freaks out, and then he
kind of quiets down about it for a while because
Donald Trump's very very good at listening to his bass,
so he doesn't Oh, you have one, Chris, go ahead play.
He said this more than once. It's been more than once.
Go ahead if you look to that.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Put out a statement today about farmers. Our farmers are
being hurt badly by you know, they have very good workers.
They've worked for him for twenty years. They're not citizens,
but they've turned out to be, you know, great, and
we're going to have to do something about that. We
can't take farmers and take all their people and send
them back because they don't have maybe what they're supposed
(23:36):
to have, maybe not. And you know, what's going to happen,
and what is happening They get rid of some of
the people because you know, you go into a farm
and you look, and people don't They've been there for
twenty twenty five years and they've worked great. And the
owner of the farm loves them and everything else, and
then you're supposed to throw them out, and you know
what happens. They end up hiring the people, the criminals
that have come in. The murder is from prisons and
(23:57):
everything else. So we're we're going to have an order
on that pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I think we.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Can't do that to a farmer's and leisure too, hotels.
We're gonna have to use a lot of common sense
on that.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
When John McCain said stuff like that, you called him
a rhino. When Lindsey Graham or James Langford says stuff
like that, you call them rhinos. Donald Trump doesn't say
it often because you hate it and because I hate it.
But that's how he feels. That's okay. Let me clarified.
(24:32):
It's not that it's okay. Donald Trump is step one.
Donald Trump is the beginning of the America First Movement.
He is not the end. You won't ever see the end,
neither will I. No matter how old you are, you
(24:53):
will be dead and gone. And the America First Movement
will keep building and changing, and it will have new
leaders as time marches on. Don't get trapped in this
bubble thinking where now is the end of everything. It
is just these three years. No, that's not how it works.
(25:13):
We are at two million plus deportations the first year.
That of course includes self deportations, which is the large
part of that. I think it's like one point five
million self deportations. Two million after the first year. Well
that's not enough, you're right, not enough. It's a start.
We will hopefully exceed that next year. We have the numbers.
(25:37):
The first time in half a century, we have negative
net migration to this country. Did Donald Trump toss Christinome
and Greg Baveno because he didn't like the videos that
the communists were clashing? Of course, of course, yes, a
(26:00):
little he did. He didn't cave all the way. He
sent Tom Holman and he's not exactly soft, and Cuddy
didn't cave all the way. He did give them a scalp.
I do believe it will encourage them to do more.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
It is a Jesse Kelly Show, a wonderful, fantastic Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday and you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Kellyshow dot com. Let's dig back into these the three
legged stool. Keep in mind, I keep using that term
because it's accurate the Democrat Party. It's the part of
the stool, the barstool where you sit your butt on.
It has three legs that hold it up, not four
three legs. FFC. Fraud, foreigners and cheating, cheating in elections.
(26:46):
Without those things, there is no Democrat Party. It is
a twenty percent party. It is unpopular. Nobody wants the
things these people want. This guy says sparkling water and gelato. Jesse,
I didn't order sparkling water, and it wasn't gelato. It
was regular water with ice cream. Anyway, which leg of
the three legged stool is the most important to the
communists and which is the easiest for us to break
(27:10):
the foreigners, the fraud or the cheating. Well, the reason
I love the stool analogy is you can picture it, right,
You can picture that stool, and you can picture the
three legs. Now, which angle are the legs. They're all
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going towards each other, right, they start wide at the bottom,
and they're going towards each other, and they have to
kind of converge to hold up the Democrat Party. Why
I love this is all three of these work together,
you see together, and if you start chopping away at
(27:53):
any one of them, it will affect the others. Any
single leg that's chopped at will negatively affect the others
and possibly topple over the stool. Minnesota is a perfect example,
since they've been in the news. What's one of the
big stories out of Minnesota? Fraud? Tay care fraud. Okay,
(28:19):
if we had to boil this down to its most
simplistic term, the government is handing out your money to fraudsters.
Bad course, But who are the fraudsters? Somali's foreigners we
brought into the country. Somali foreigners are part of the fraud.
(28:42):
The two f's are working together. All this medicare fraud,
Medicaid fraud. I saw recently documentation of a Russian fraud.
Foreigners are a critical part of the fraud. Ow But
what about the cheating in elections? What part would that play? Well,
(29:03):
let's stick with Minnesota. Where do the Somalis live in general?
In Somali communities? Somali communities, because so many of these
people are sadly American citizens, these communities get ballots. How
does it work? Well, your Somali leader, he will directly
(29:27):
coordinate with the Democrat Party. He will show up to
your Somali apartment complex. You can show up at an
apartment complex in Minneapolis. I have friends who've told me
about these things. Every single one is a Somali. There's
no one else there. They are all Somali's. The Somalis
are the apartment complex. Democrat coordinates with a Somali leader.
He shows up at the Somali apartment complex. Give me
(29:50):
your ballots. Maybe they're filled out, maybe you're not. What's
the net result? Every single vote in that apartment complex
from the Somali community in the apartment complex ends up
by some miracle getting filled out for Tim Walls and
Jacob Fry. I can't tell you whether it's fraud, foreigners
(30:16):
or cheating which part is most important because they all
work together in different ways. Now, the foreigners, they're central
to this, but so is cheating. Cheating and central to
it as far as the fraud goes. Remember, do you
remember there was a guy in Lewiston, Maine. Lewiston, Maine
(30:39):
had a Somali politician who got busted. I played the
audio for you on the show, Chris. Grab that audio
if you can. The guy, the Somali from Lewiston, Maine.
He stood up and he told the elected officials. Look,
it was an obvious threat and he wasn't even that's
subtle about the whole thing. Hey, you're you're going after
this small community. If you continue this, we're gonna reconsider
(31:04):
our support for the here.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
What here was?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
And it's Muhammad.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I'm speaking today on behalf of the Samali community in Lewistown.
Some of you sitting here today, we voted for you.
We elected you to protect our community interests, not creating
division or go after one elected a member from our community.
This narrative, If this narrative continues, our community will be
(31:32):
false to the exam our relationship or political relationship, including
our relationship with the Democratic Party and who we will
be voting in the futune.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
This is not a thread. Hey, the my gods, this
is click click. We elected you to protect us. What's
the deal? The odd is how you buy their vote.
That's Samali representative who shows up at the apartment complex
(32:09):
and finds a way to gather all the votes from
those people who live there for Democrats. That Samali representative
doesn't do it out of the kindness of his heart
or her heart. There's a payoff there. Bribery is as
old as mankind itself. There's a payoff there. Hey, I
(32:29):
understand you guys. You have a couple of daycares. Those
daycares could probably use some taxpayer money. Huh, well, we
got an election coming up. I'd really love the support
of your community. If I can count on that support,
(32:50):
probably be able to help you out getting some of
that sweet daycare money. It's all scam. The Democrat Party
is a crime family. And when you understand that it
operates exactly like a crime family for honestly, the exact
same reason a crime family operates, then it all kind
of lays out for you. It makes perfect sense. The fraud,
the foreigners, and the cheating, they all work together. We
(33:13):
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Betrayal Season 5
Saskia Inwood woke up one morning, knowing her life would never be the same. The night before, she learned the unimaginable – that the husband she knew in the light of day was a different person after dark. This season unpacks Saskia’s discovery of her husband’s secret life and her fight to bring him to justice. Along the way, we expose a crime that is just coming to light. This is also a story about the myth of the “perfect victim:” who gets believed, who gets doubted, and why. We follow Saskia as she works to reclaim her body, her voice, and her life. If you would like to reach out to the Betrayal Team, email us at betrayalpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.