Unmasking ICE Agents

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So here's what we have coming up this hour. We're
going to talk about everything from Neville Chamberlain to rhinos,
how do we get rid of them? Unmasking ice agents,
Tex Mex, Taco Bell, the ohan Omar attack, was it fake?
All that and more coming up on the Jesse Kelly
Show this hour. Let's get to this one, Jesse. I

(00:27):
look forward to your show every day. I never related
to democrat behavior to communism until I listen to your show.
You open my naive eyes. Thank you. Oh and what's
this surprise you've been talking about? I will tell you Monday. Monday,
it's coming. I'm not gonna leave you hanging any longer.
On Monday, I'm sending it to you. Jessekelly dot com.

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I am not gonna send you the ten percent off
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That's not the way the commuter computer system works. Jessekelly

(01:15):
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Stop asking for us to put in your email address.
Please stop sending Jewish producer Christian email address Jesse Kelly
dot com. I am not trying to scam you. I'm
not trying to sell you anything. I'm not trying to

(01:37):
sign you up. Like I said for our special Insider Club,
you get fifty percent off your first month. It's nothing
like that at all, Jesse Kelly dot com. I'm going
to send you something and I think you're going to
like it. I am pretty sure that China is not

(01:59):
going to like it, and in a way that bums
me out, because you know, I'm a history freak. China
has so much insanely cool history. But I already can't
ever visit China because I've made them angry before. The

(02:19):
Chinese state media has put out articles basically call me
the Antichrist and stuff like that. So I have to
assume if I ever went to China that I would
be arrested, which is a huge bummer because I watched
James Bond go to Macau and he did some kind
of gambling with these big squares and I don't know

(02:40):
what any of that was. But now I want to
go to Macau because they had these big lizards that
were in the casino and it looked really what, Chris,
it looked exotic? What what you know? That's a very
good point, Chris. Chris said, I probably wouldn't get arrested
because I would blend in so well James Bond blended

(03:01):
in two. That's a good point. I didn't consider that anyway.
I already can't visit Macau. I don't even really know
anything else about it except I saw it in a
James Bond movie and it's in China. After this comes
out on Monday, there's no way I'm gonna be able
to visit. I mean, absolutely no way. I will die

(03:23):
one day, who knows without ever seeing the Great Wall.
I want to see the Great Wall. I want to
see some China stuff, Jesse. The Dems want ICE agents
to provide identification. Does anyone know the danger these people
are in? Already? All right, let's talk, it's just quickly here,

(03:46):
let's talk. Does anyone know the danger? That's why they
want them unmasked? Mao Speaking of China, Mao has a quote.
It's a great quote because it's so true. All political
power comes from the barrel of a gun. In the end,

(04:10):
there's force behind all of it. Right, you can get
a speeding ticket, you can choose to not pay it.
Eventually the government is going to use force on you
because you didn't pay it. They're going to throw you
in a cage for not paying your speeding ticket. That's
how it works, That's how societies work. It's all force

(04:33):
in the end. Communists because they always operate as if
they are a gorilla force. They're they're the revolution, They're
they're always rebelling against the established order. They have always
used violence and terror as part of how they politic

(04:57):
Remember remember when I talked about it, I think it
was this last week maybe whatever I talked about the Checka.
You know who the CHECKA was. Checka was really the
first secret state police, the first KGB. You would know
him as a KGB before they became the NKBD and
other things. They were the checker. They were known as
the Checka. They were the communist demons, secret state police

(05:20):
guys who would go pull your fingernails out and shoot
you in the back of the head, do all this
stuff that Russian secret state police did. The first head
of the Cheka has a quote another again another great
quote came right out and said it quote, we believe
an organized terror. Let me say it again, we believe

(05:44):
in organized terror. Democrat politicians and media people who talk
about unmasking ICE agents. That prompts normal people like you
to say, don't they understand those agents will then be threatened.
They know that's the idea. They want agents, They want

(06:09):
ICE agents afraid. They want them hurt, they want them murdered,
they want their families threatened because they view these things
as necessary to protect the communist revolution. That's why they
want the masks off. And of course they have to

(06:29):
lie about those reasons. Wow, it's like the Gestapo and things.
But that's not why. And they all know it when
you scream at these Democrats. But if they take the
masks off, someone's going to hurt them. That would be
like telling the lion, if you eat the gazelle, it's
going to taste good. They know that's why they do it.

(06:54):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
You shouldn't You shouldn't have mail in ballots, Democrats, that's
that makes it easier to cheat in elections.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, they don't, that's the idea.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well, you if you you should have everyone show a
voter ID otherwise foreigners are going to vote in elections.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, that's the idea. Of course, they try to sell
their horrible, nefarious plan. Well, black people can't get ID,
which is one of the funniest things in the world.
As if black people don't know how to walk in
the DMV that's ridiculous. But they're always selling it. But
underneath it all is violence, the threat of violence. Remember J. Powell.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Remember we might call this getting strike ready. I think
of it as getting us strike ready or street ready.
And part of that is understanding our own strength and
as we develop that strength, being able to assess our
risk tolerance because we know that risk tolerance increases as
the severity of the situation increases and as our own

(08:07):
understanding of what's happening increases. So overall, the more we
understand what's effective, what the risks are, and who's ready
to participate, the more impact we can have.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
What is that that's encouraging violence? That's what that is.
That is charging right up to the legal line. As
an elected representative, she knows exactly where that legal line is,
so she has to be very careful with how she
uses her words. But that is obviously a call for violence.

(08:45):
Why are you even talking about risk tolerance and strike
ready and street ready?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Why we might call this getting strike ready. I think
of it as getting us strike ready or street ready.
And part of that is understanding our own then as
we developed that strength, being able to assess our risk tolerance,
because we know that risk tolerance increases as the severity
of the situation increases, and as our own understanding of

(09:12):
what's happening increases. So overall, the more we understand what's effective,
what the risks are, and who's ready to participate, the
more impact we can have.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
They believe in violence to achieve political goals. Here's a nurse,
Get on tender, get on hinge.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Find these guys dur an ice agent, Bring some xlax
and put it in their drinks. Get them sick, easily deniable.
Somebody's not going to be supporting these guys. Where's the
hotel where they eat? Who makes that breakfast?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Let's find them?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Okay, for today's resistance tip, anybody got any uh poison ivy,
poison oak. Get some of that up with gloves, obviously,
get it in some water and I'm going to put
it into a water gun thing for faces, sabotage tactic
or at least scare tactic. All the medical providers grab
some syringes, have them full of sailing or sucks.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I don't coin you know whatever. Whatever violence for you,
when it comes to political violence is something you're afraid of,
something you don't want for your country. I'm the exact
same way. It's a terrible thing for a communist. It's
just simply built in. It's necessary. We believe in organized terror.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday. Member,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaking of reeling in the East, let's talk about how
the Nazis did in World War Two. Ah, Chris that
that was a dad joke, a reference to the Nazis
when they went into the Soviet Union and it ended
up ruining anyway.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Jesse, what's your historical opinion of Neville Chamberlain and the
work he did with Hitler for Britain and France during
World War Two. I have my own opinion of his
antics during World War Two, but just wondering what's yours
to have done a lot of capitulation with Hitler that

(11:03):
could have been detrimental to Britain, says, I can use
his name. His name is Albert. All right, you were
probably going to be surprised by this, but I actually
I understand Neville Chamberlain, and I have a little bit
of sympathy for Neville Chamberlain. Here's why you and I.

(11:32):
You know what. We love heroes, bravery, acts of valor.
Everybody loves the story of the Alamo, where a bunch
of brave Americans stood hopelessly outnumbered against the Mexican army
and died to the last man. We love that. We

(11:54):
loved the Spartan three hundred at THERMOPYLI, taking on the
whole Persian army, held him out for three died to
the last man. We love that. You know what doesn't
get movies made about it, and you're not going to
grow up admiring it, and I'm not going to grow
up admiring it. The king who makes an agreement with

(12:18):
a more powerful empire. He essentially becomes a vassal state
of the more powerful empire and saves the lives of
every person in his kingdom. No one writes movies about
that guy. Nobody does. No one does the Mongols came
into our city, and you know what I did. I

(12:42):
told Genghis Khan. I think he's a great guy, and
we're gonna work with him from now on. No one
cares about that guy. No one reads books about that guy. Nope.
But is that guy wrong every time? If Genghis Khan
tells me I'm the king of Houston, and Genghis Khan

(13:02):
and his Mongolian hordes surround Houston and they tell me
I can submit to the Khan. I will pay him taxes.
I'm gonna have to give him troops whenever he asks
for them, or he's going to kill every single man, woman, child,
and pet in the city and wipe out everyone's bloodline
for the rest of mankind? Am I the bad guy?

(13:27):
If I say yeah, I'll pay taxes, I'm fine with that.
I know you're not going to admire me. I know
that you're not going to tell your children about me.
I will not be a legend. I'll be quickly forgotten
or maybe even history. Maybe history will look down on me.
He could have stood up to Genghis Khan, but your

(13:49):
children lived, and their children after them, in fact, lived
quite safe in the Mongolian Empire? Am I always the
bad guy? Neville chain Bmberlin is famous. He's famous for
trying to strike a diplomatic deal with Adolf Hitler that

(14:09):
would calm him down and keep his insatiable appetite in check.
And he thought he had done that. Looking back on that,
with the benefit of hindsight like you have and I have,
he looks like an idiot and a chump. How could

(14:30):
you ever make a deal with a monster like Hitler?
With the Holocaust and the evasion to How could you?
But the Holocaust had not happened, the invasion of the
Soviet Union had not happened, the Battle of Britain had
not happened. Yet I know about all that stuff. You
know about all that stuff Neville Chamberlain did not. We

(14:54):
like Churchill. I like Churchill. You like Churchill. We will
fight you on the beaches. We will never surrender. I
admire that kind of guy more than I would ever
admire a guy like Neville Chamberlain. However, is it fair
that all of history now is essentially what an incompetent, weak,

(15:16):
pathetic boob Neville Chamberlain is? Isn't that a little? And
I hate using this term isn't that a little unfair? Yes,
he got a wrong read on Hitler. He was wrong
about who and what he was dealing with. He was wrong,
I admit that. Does he deserve to be maligned by

(15:40):
all of human history because Hitler turned out to be
the devil himself? What Chris? Chris said? They're a little
hard on him. But he did get the one thing
wrong that mattered. What what? Oh? Just the capitulation of Hitler?
Yea O slee That looks bad? Now what now? Let

(16:03):
me ask you this. You're Neville Chamberlain. You believe Hitler? Okay,
you're naive, You're wrong. What if that peace in our
time thing? He walks down the stairs. Everyone's seen the
video by now. He's waving the piece of paper, piece
in our time? What if that turned out to be true?

(16:25):
No invasion of the Soviet Union, twenty million Russians dead,
No Holocaust that's six million Jews? Know this, know that. Nope,
none of that happens because Neville Chamberlain strikes a good
deal with Adolf Hitler. Hitler does a little conquering but
mostly keeps to himself, gets Germany back on his feet

(16:46):
and churn it obviously that's not how it worked out,
and now Neville Chamberlain will always have that. I think
that's a little unfair. They don't. They don't make movies
about the world leader who capitulates. I realized that they

(17:07):
don't make movies about the guy who strikes a diplomatic
deal for peace. I know that's the case. I got
it completely, I got it. But I think it's a
little unfair. I'm not a Neville Chamberlain guy. When I
look at World War Two, though, I don't look at

(17:27):
Neville Chamberlain as this horrible, horrendous, bad guy, irredeemable. I
know he was a weakling. I know he was stupid,
but that's like every politician. Well not everyone, but that's
almost every freaking politician. All right, all right, we got more. Next.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
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Speaker 2 (18:00):
I'm having such a great day. Row row row your Bronco.
Uh quick update about the rowing machine. I want a
rowing machine badly. I have been online shopping for rowing
machines the past two days. Okay, I'm getting a lot

(18:24):
of pushback at the house from ob ob Is, insisting
that the rowing machine is a dumb idea. She says
it's gonna hurt my knee even worse. She says also
that I won't use it, which is a little bit
ridiculous because I use the other stuff, but she swears
I won't use it. I'm I'm getting so much pushback

(18:49):
at the house that I'm hesitant to spend the money.
And speaking of the money, remember I told you I
wanted to spend five hundred dollars. Remember what else I
told you? This is something terrible about me that I
wish I could change. There is a cheapness in me,

(19:09):
not in dealing with other people. I'm a good tipper
and all that. It's not that. It's not that I'm
always trying to save money on things. I just I
try to save money. Shut up, Chris, I try to
save money. I'm always I'm looking for sales and discounts.
That's how I was raised. When we went on vacation
one time as a family, we weren't allowed to eat out.

(19:32):
We went to the grocery store and we got cold
cuts to make sandwiches in the room to save money.
I'm my father's son. Okay. I told you I wanted
to spend five hundred dollars on a rowing machine. Ever
since I brought up the stupid rowing machine, people were
sending me links. You gotta buy this, when you gotta
buy that one. It's fifteen hundred dollars. Eighteen hundred dollars.

(19:58):
I don't want to spend than that. I want to
spend five hundred dollars. I know, I know. If I
spend five hundred dollars on the rowing machine, I will
hate myself for it. It will break, It'll be a
piece of crap. It's gonna be garbage. I know it will.

(20:19):
I know it, and I still want to do it
to save money. What Chris Chris said, there are one
hundred and two hundred dollars rowing machines. Chris, We've been
doing radio together for seven years, and you still do

(20:39):
not understand that you get what you pay for in life, buddy,
You get what you pay for. One hundred dollars. Rowing
machine is going to be the cheapest piece of Chinese
made crap. It's gonna be garbage. It's gonna fall apart,
and I'll end up with a piece of metal ap
my rear end or something. It's gonna be a disaster.
So why would I do that? Why would I do that?

(21:01):
You're you're pushing me the other direction, Chris, I need
to buy the nicer one, and I don't want to
do it anyway. Jesse, your bumper keeps saying get the
cure for rhinos. Yet Lindsey Graham and James Langford haven't
gone anywhere where. When do we get the cure? And
how do I get a prescription? Well, speaking of rowing machines,

(21:28):
how do you stop being fat? Maybe you're fat right now?
I told you twenty twenty five. For me, it was
a bad year. I got some blood work coming up
and it's going to be bad. I'm going to have
to keep that out of Bob's hands or I'm never
going to eat another meal. It's going to be bad.
So I'm not pointing fingers. But maybe you're fat, maybe

(21:49):
you've been fat. How do you get skinny? How do
you lose weight? Oh, I'm well aware. You can take
a shot. I got that. But what's the real way
to get lastingly thinner in better shape? Diet? Exercise? Of course,
then they can come up with every new thing out

(22:12):
there that's never going to change a thousand years from now.
The way to get in better shape and lose weight
is going to be diet and exercise, always has been,
always willing. They'll probably even have rowing machines. That's another
story diet exercise. But what's the problem with diet and
exercise takes time. I'm delaying my blood work as long

(22:36):
as possible, because you can't have a year of eating
cheese sticks every meal and then take a week of
eating healthy and have good blood work. That's not how
it works. You want to get rid of James Langford
and Oklahoma. You want to get rid of him now
because you know he's a worthless ginger eunuch. And of

(22:59):
course you're right about that, But it takes time. United
States senators are powerful. They raise They raise large quantities
of money. Why do they get raise that money? What
do they use it for? They spend a huge portion
of that money going after the eyes in the ears

(23:23):
of the normy Republican voters in their states. James Langford
will raise a ton of money, and he will tell
good people in Oklahoma who vote Republican. He will run
campaign ads when it's primary season, telling all of them
how conservative he is. And I bet you hoe you

(23:45):
even do act our stand with Donald Trump. I know
for a fact because I get Oklahoma people emailing in
that James Langford does the church tour thing in Oklahoma,
going after those evangelicals. Look at me, I'm one of you.
I love Jesus. Vote James Langford. And if you are
somebody who's low info, if you're a norm me, you

(24:09):
can be seduced by that.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
I saw a TV ad he said he votes with Trump. No,
James Langford. He was in my church on Sunday. I
saw him talking to my pastor. He shook my hand.
He was so sweet. And then, like an idiot loser,
you go vote for him in the primary. He goes

(24:34):
right back to DC and tries to pass amnesty again.
It's hard to primary a senator. You need one candidate,
not five like they always do, one who already has
name ID. You can't come from nowhere and run for
the United States Senate. You need one guy, one guy

(24:55):
who people know. That guy also has to have the
ability to raise money, a significant amount of money. He
doesn't have to outraise the sitting senator. That's not realistic.
He has to raise enough money to also be on
the TV commercials, also mail things out higher campaign staffers,
and those guys don't grow on trees. You can't magically

(25:19):
just make one appear. It takes time. Texas may very
well bounce that loser John Cornyn in the upcoming primary,
but we got a wonderful mix of all those things.
Ken Paxton is the attorney general in Texas. He is
well known tech. Ken Paxton, because he's already run for

(25:42):
statewide office, is going to raise good money, is raising
good money. He won't outraise John Cornyn, but he's one
guy raising good money, well known. We got that magic
little mix. It's not fast to get rid of of rhinos.
You can take a shot if you're too fat, that's

(26:05):
not going to last forever. Diet and exercise takes time.
Speaking of which, let's talk about Taco Bill. Was that
attack on ihan Omar fake? Someone wants to talk about
me being the coxswain of the rowing team and more. Now, sadly,
you can't use zip recruiter to replace your politician. You

(26:28):
just can't. If you could, the country would be better
off like tomorrow. But you can't. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Odd a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
churning and burnon through all the freaking questions. Today, I'm
just having the best day.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Don Levin got arrested, no mistake.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Under President Trump's leadership and this administration, you have the
right to worship freely and safely. And if I haven't
been clear, if you violate that sacred right, we are
coming after you.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
That's just beautiful, isn't it beautiful? Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Doctor Jesse.
With all the great Text Mex places in your area,
why do you go to Taco Bell? That's like going
to Pizza Hut in New York City. Okay, he says,
I can say his name. His name is Joe. That's

(27:27):
very fair. Why go to Taco Bell when there's all
these Texmex places. Put it to you this way. I
I'm white trash. And then let me explain. Let me explain.

(27:50):
I did not grow up fancy. We are not fancy
people at all. I actually had dinner with my my
mom last night. We all went out to pizza after
the show. And at one point in time when I
was a kid, we lived in this well. We lived
in many different places, but we lived in this wee,

(28:12):
little tiny condo and my mom was talking about how
it had black mold in it. She got terrible pneumonia.
She almost died. It was just, look, don't be wrong.
I wasn't starving. I don't want to act like I
was starving or something like that. My parents always provided,
but we were just very basic people. People think I

(28:34):
joke about red lobster like it was a bit. We
did not have a red lobster in my town. There
was a red lobster two hours away, and we almost
never ate out. There was a red lobster in Billings, Montana.
I don't even know if it's still there. If we
ever had to go to Billings for something two hours away,
we would eat it red lobster. And you can't even

(28:56):
imagine what a treat that was for me. I love it,
love it. It was special to me. Now, i'd make jokes, obviously,
but I because of what I do now, Yeah, I
get to eat at fancy places. I'm not denying that
at all, especially when I go and meet with the

(29:16):
suits somewhere if I have to go to New York
City or Nashville or Chicago or Los Angeles. Yeah, it's
a fancy steakhouse with ribbis and all that fancy stuff
that normal people get to do once a year if
they're lucky. Right, I'm not denying that at all. But
I don't want that all the time. Oftentimes I want

(29:41):
to eat what I wanted to eat for most of
my life, or what was good to me for most
of my life. I try now, for health reasons, not
to eat much fast food anymore. I'll destroy McDonald's like that.
Jack in the Box might be my favorite fast food

(30:04):
restaurant in the United States of America. Quit shaking your head, Chris.
Jack in the Box is elite level fast food. Their
breakfast top notch, and most people don't even know about it. Yeah,
we have nice text mechs around here around here, and
yet we go out to that. I'll run into people
there who know me, who listen to the show. We
go out to a nice, sizzling faheta place where you

(30:27):
get good stuff. It's not like I don't do that.
I do do that. I don't want that all the time.
Sometimes I want rat meat. Sometimes I want to nachos
bell grande at Taco Bell where I can feel bad
about myself afterwards. And I don't know what that is,
and I don't know why that is. I assume it's

(30:48):
just because that's how I grew up. That's me. And
you know something else. This is gonna be pathetic and
you're gonna make fun of me. And I know you're
gonna make fun of me, but it's okay. Do you
know what I used to think about when I was
younger a lot, especially when I was a kid. Tell me,
this is not the most embarrassing thing ever. You know

(31:10):
my wealth goal when I was a kid, what I wanted.
I never wanted a mansion or a pool, or a
Lamborghini or something other private jet. You know what I wanted.
I would daydream about being able to eat whatever I
wanted whenever I wanted. For me, I'm not exaggerating. For me,

(31:34):
that was a recurring, reoccurring day dream I would have.
That was wealth for me. I told you, I buy
a meal for the fellas and myself every day here
at a studio, we order something whatever it may be,
something every day. I know they appreciate it. Thank you, Chris.
They appreciate it, but that's that's a life dream for me.

(31:59):
Is an embarrassing that's a life dream for me. We
were actually just discussing it during the break. What are
we gonna get today? Is it gonna be pizza or
sandwiches or something. I don't know what we're going to get,
but I get to get, not just for me, for
the fellas, whatever we want every day. That for me
has always been my entire life. That was my wealth goal.

(32:22):
And I know that's pathetic. I know it should be
four oh one k's and stuff. I understand that I
get all that. I don't know why, but that was
always it for me. I want to be able to
eat whatever I want, whenever I want. And sometimes that's
taco bell is what it is. Sometimes it's taco Bell. Hey, Bronco.
I keep hearing Johan Omar stage this attack, What say you?

(32:47):
I don't know yet. I do know that he got
charged with federal charges, and so if this one was
some paid thing, and I suspect it was, don't get
me wrong. If it was, it's probably going to come
out now. He would have skated on all the charges.
If it was just state and local charges. But now
that it's federal. Uh oh, now he may say, wait

(33:11):
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