June 24, 2026 • 21 mins
For a quick stop at Johnny's House... Could you be a chief break up officer? We hear true stories from the listeners?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eighting dot com has a new position, Brian, tell me
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, they are looking for a chief Breakup Officer CBO
that will dump.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
People for you when you don't want to go out
with them anymore. Really.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, they say it's better than being ghosted. Yeah, which
I kind of disagree with him. But I don't think
I'd rather be ghost because it feels like a breakup
is like you're being fired for your job.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh for sure, Like come in here and sit down
for a second. For sure. Sure. Let me talk to
you first. How much does it pay?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Three thousand dollars a month and it's fully remote work
from home, so for eight hours a day. I'm just okay,
let me see, let me see. Good morning, ray Ah. Right,
this is a John from Daton dot com. I just
want to let you know that Brian doesn't want to
see you anymore, and I'd appreciate it if you delete
him and not call him anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Okay, So tell John to grow a pair and call
me himself.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Uh, this is not about him growing a pair, It's
about him not wanting to see you anymore. I just
want to make sure you got the message not to
call him anymore. Right, did you get the message.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, I'll call back in fifteen. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So they want somebody that can read the relationship and
decide the right words in tone and oh he's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Not one size at all. You might be out.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They want someone with exceptional emotional intelligence, strong communication skills,
and a deep understanding of modern dating.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let me try try again, Ring ring, ring? Is this Ray?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I got some I got some horrible news for you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay. Who is this? By the way, this is.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Johnathan Dagon dot com. You different where you signed up?
Brian doesn't want to see you anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Why are you crying?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because it hurts? Because I mean I saw something in y'all,
and I just if you want to let you know
that he doesn't want to see you anymore, and I
appreciate it if you just think call okay.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, if you saw something in us, why doesn't he
I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
He hit the button for me to reach out to
you to let you know. Maybe he's hurt so much
inside the he can't tell you. He's a very sensitive man,
and he felt it would be easier for you just
to hear me say hellotle bit.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Shall I'm gonna call me. I just don't see this.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Wow, Like, I don't think it works if you got
somebody with anger.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But I mean, like, I feel like I could easily
hang up and be like, Okay, we'll tell him to
contact me himself.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Then I'm gonna text you, cause it's my job. I'm on.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm on commission, right, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you
that it's being recorded for quart control.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And it's also so I could prove.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That I made the call now because she's crazy and
she won't stop texting you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I made the call.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I just don't see this working.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
They hied.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Somebody obviously found you don't just open up a job.
They found a need. I know, so somebody needs that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The end of each interaction, you'll be asked to rate
the messiness. Was it an easy exit, complicated, or a
complete disaster? Right your borderline complete disaster fassated right now.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm already saying as soon as she said that, I'm
already finishing her her little thing up right there.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Man, They say, to be part of this team, you
should have survived your last three breakups and lived to
tell the tale. That's what they want. Qualifications. But if
you ain't live a tail to tale. You came to
pop a job. I don't think they mean like peysically,
it's not like it's not a ghost right to say
(03:18):
you have to obviously live. They mean live like emotionally
you live to tell the tale. You're here on the
other you came out the other side. That's what they
meant to have friends who would trust you with their
most complicated relationship dilemmas.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, that's my friends.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Understand the difference between your relationship situationship and it's complicated.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Want that job? You got to stay calm under pressure.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
See I would. I wouldn't mind it because obviously I
don't know them personally, and I'm just doing this person
a favor.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Running back. I want to run it back.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, Hello, hey John, Hey, this is Ray calling from
dating dot com. I'm calling on behalf of.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Throwing any name up.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The Latina girl, Latina girl, random, Latina Go ahead, Yes,
what's up with Latina girl?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
She unfortunately doesn't want to see you anymore, just because
I feel as if I agree with her that you
aren't putting her first as a priority, So she is
going to Did she tell you this? She did tell
me this. She actually hired me to tell you because
you don't listen to her, so she's going to make
me tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
We'll tell of this if you don't mind. I live
in central Florida. They're a Latina around the corner.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
One would mark successful breakup great done. My job here
is done?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
True, your job is done? Wow? You think well eight
hour of the day.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I feel like I could, just because I don't know them.
If I knew the personally, I think.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Ray would love it because one of the things that
it's saying is that you should look at their relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So they're going to show you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
When I tell you I want you to break up
on my behalf, I'm going to give you access to
our back and forth a little bit so you can
kind of see.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, Gray would love this exactly. Told she's just worked up,
all worked out, right, You worked up. It's like listening
to a real life podcast, but you're in it. Yeah, yeah, Okay.
I want to find out could you do this job?
Be a professional breaker upper? And I want to find
out the most unusual way someone broke up with you.
They just decided they don't want to see you anymore.
(05:27):
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a day breaking up people because they don't want to
date someone? And what is the most unusual way someone
has broken up with you? Four O seven now one
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dot com hire their first ever chief breakup officer, pays
three thousand dollars a month, is part time gig, and
we want to know if you could do that job
or the craziest way someone has broken up with you?
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(06:10):
the Kya Center. Let's talk to Angela over in the land.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hey Angela, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Good So you think you can do that job?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
No, no, no, I just I'm in my left them era.
I'm just gonna let those people deal with their own business.
And no, I don't think so. It's too messy.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Every day, every day every day. Couldn't do it all, right,
was it? Huh?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I did got?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I did have a breakup story. Okay, I was the
one that broke up with somebody. This was back in
high school and in my forties. I'm not going to
age myself. But I dated throughout, like my junior and
senior year, and I left. I didn't say goodbye. I
didn't break up. I joined the military and went to Korea.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I whohoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you have you have
a little boyfriend or little girlfriend? And was that boyfriend?
And he said, I, babe, I see tomorrow and you
just joined the military. Well, damn, I mean that's a
ghost of ghosts.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
But now we're like the best of friends on Facebook
and all kinds of stuff, But back then not so much.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So I just left. Wow. I mean a lot of
people use that excuse I'm shipping out in the morning,
but you actually did ship out in the morning. He did.
He didn't even know, he had no When did he
find out that you were gone?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
When I When I came back on leave the first time,
it was about a year and a half after after
I left.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Damn, Angela, I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
But there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wow, come back with some story. Look, you don't understand.
I was drafted, right secret agent.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
They called me. I had to leave. I couldn't tell you. Okay,
I'm contacting somebody's family, you know, Hey.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Think Hey, it's it's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
While you need to talk to her, I'm trying to
joy from Orlando. Good morning, you're I know you're messing
with what you call. I could tell hey, Joey, how
you doing good? Are you good? Good? Because so? Could
you be an official breaker upper?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I think I can?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Then why is that? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
I feel like I'm good at talking to people and
when it comes to like.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Weird situations, all right, all right, I can be very
empathetic with people.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right. You are calling mister Brian Grime okay, and
and somebody wants to break up with him? Are you ready?
All right? Alady? Ring ring?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Hey, Hello, Hey Brian.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yes, yes, it is this Hi Brian.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yeah, this is Joyce calling from dating dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, is there is there a problem with my account?
Has somebody hacked my account?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
No, there's no problem.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
With your account, but I do have a question for you.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
However, are you available?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Sure? Yeah, what you need perfect Do you remember all
the times that you got you would go out with your.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Friend through with your girlfriend, and.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
People were always telling you how.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You needed to chew with your mouth closed.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No one actually said it directly to me, but okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
And do you also remember all the times that you
would leave their dirty laundry on the floor throughout the
apartment and Sarah had to continuously pick that up.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Sounds vaguely familiar, I mean, sounds like something.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I yea, Well she's set up, she's set up, Brian.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's time to stop sewing with your mouths open and
clean up your dirty clothes.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's over.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Hu Wow that Brian? Wow, Well I don't. I don't
accept that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
So you let her know that I'll be over round
eight because we got plans this evening and she might
want to call somebody with a little more juice, like
maybe someone with some legal ties to get a restraining
order and then I'll stop.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
All right.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Well, you'll be hearing, you'll.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Be hearing back from me.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Okay, Wow, you good, You're good. I'm blocking them. You're
better than me. Yeah? Wow, all right? Wo tank Clan
ticket is the twenty second you are going you Hold
on a second. Be what he saying over there? Man?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
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she living with me? I'm still on dayton dot com.
She seen my clothes on the floor. She live with
me already weigh in on Dayton dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Enough enough, you want this no more? Bytorney Dan Newlin.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Interrect need to check it's an obrain or just call
Attorney Dan Newlin. Someone said my ex broke up with
me by telling me he was getting married to the
girl he was cheating on me with.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh again, he has whoever he said it to. He
realized she has no crazy gene in her whatsoever?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I had his ex that called me the night before
my birthday was at eleven pm. Waited until midnight, then
said I want to break up with you, but I've
known for weeks.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Live you know for a week? Wait an week? Why
I mess up a birthday? I mean, if you're known
for weeks, another week an't gonna help. Someone says, yes,
I'd be really good at this job. I'm very blunt.
I don't sugarcoat things.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Have also been cheated on before by my ex and
her best friend. The same person are constantly told not
to worry about, so I'd be perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, you're gonna be angry.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, that might be the type of person that you need.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
They call somebody angry. You're bringing bitterness, yea to the workplace. Ray,
it's already a tense situation. You're gonna bring somebody who
don't even know you, mad.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't think having empathy is like the role really, yeah,
because it's like you can't feel bad for anybody in
this situation.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You have to love has been broken, and why is
it you can't tell that person? So that's a little situation. Yeah,
right there, Joy, We're gonna hook you up wu Tang
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hear all about those true stories. And we got some
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happened to me. Gonna hook you out with Disney water
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(11:58):
But you gotta tell us the true story it happened
to you. Let's go over to Ovido and talk to Michelle.
Michelle the morning, Hey, good morning, can you hear me good? Anyway?
You get off your hands free yes, okay, there you
get that perfect a lot better, Hi, Michelle, true true
story happened to me. What happened?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
So I went on a cruise last year, actually with
my family, helped my husband, my two children, and it
was a four night, five day cruise. We got to
the port, we parked, we shuttled from the parking to
the port, and my luggage for myself and my husband,
which was the largest uit case we had out of
five pieces, never made.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Up on the boat.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So you went four day, four night, five day.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Cruise with no clothes, Yes, sir, No, they didn't like
offer them.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
USTA didn't give you like a store credit to go
purchase some cabana ware.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
I'm not there's really nothing on the boat to buy
besides like, yes, you know, like I had, I mean,
and then that's fair. And then they gave us some
on board credits. It took the entire time, all the
way until the very last day I was in I
was at the guest services every single day in here crying. Yeah,
so stressed. It was my luggage and my my you know,
(13:13):
all my clothes, while my husband's clothes. Luckily I had
my like undergarments and everything in a separate bag that
I had packed in my son's suitcase. But that's all
I had. My husband had nothing. What was undergarments?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What was your protocol? Oh? Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Oh? We went to Bahamas and you should have stopped.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
At the Flea mark, got t shirts and ten dollars
and got a little reggae hat with the with the
reggae I ended up having to do.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I got off the boat with my daughter and we
spent the entire days just walking around trying to gather
up as much as we could just to get by
the next couple of days. But you know that alone
is not cheap, and its like.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You're supposed to be enjoying your vacation meanwhile you're shopping.
Is all you have is underwear?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Stressful thing I've ever heard. And just to find out
that the luggage was actually taken It never went on
the boat, and I don't understand that part of it,
but it was taken back by the company that shuttled
us from.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The They never took it off the bug. They never
took it off they never did.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It was off the bus. They just didn't tag.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
It instead of just putting it on the boat, which
is the only boat at that port, and I would
have found it. Then they took it back, but they
just didn't have it tagg because I forgot to tag
the luggage. But you can get it tagged by them,
but they forgot to tag it. So we left everything
and we went onto the terminal.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, so how did they how did how did everybody
make it right for you?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
I mean, I guess it is what it is. They
did give us some on board credits, not very much.
I mean it covered just to enjoy our drinks, which
helped enjoy the cruise. But essentially they gave us some
credits afterwards. But their claim was that it was not
that fault the insurance.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You didn't get the insurance, yea, And the.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Insurance would have covered your belongings if they got lost.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
But it's only a certain amount.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
You're found and it didn't disappear. But it was just
the most stressful I can imagine. I've never been in
a situation like that, and it was the most thing
I've ever got.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You made a mistake. You went shopping shopping in the Bahamas.
You should have gone right over to the straw market
and you could have got your ten shirts, you got
some shorts. They I all would have had bahamas on them.
Now you know, Mahammad down for about two or three days.
You did.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
But even though they're like fifteen twenty bucks, you don't
have negotiate.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I would have said, don't worry, be happy. Mom, Pretty lady,
Pretty lady.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
You said, I mean I didn't have bathing suits nothing.
My husband had not been.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
So Michelle, this is so. This is what you did.
You went up and said how much of the shirts?
And they said fifteen dollars and you said, okay, that's
not how you do it.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
I was just spreading out. I want to get enough
clothes to get fired.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But I love you, Yeah, he loved you.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Well.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
It was the worst experience.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And I've never got fifteen dollars. Give me three search.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I will never let my luggage be checked again. I
will carry it with me through the boat. I don't
care you.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hold on a second.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Wow. Four oh seven now one nine one o six
seven eight seven seven now one nine one o six seven.
True stories that happened to me. We want to hear
the next story coming upon Johnny's House. True Stories that
happened to me. The most fascinating stories that have curred
in your life. We want to hear about them and
we'll hook somebody up. Cool kids summer. You got some
Disney Water Park tickets and Disney eighth too, Oh glow
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after our tickets up for grab. Let's see if you
can beat this one. Trish from Orlando.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Good morning, Hey, good morning, Johnny morning crew.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Okay, true story. What happened?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Okay, So I was I went to Virginia, Washington DC, Virginia,
my husband, my father was being buried in.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
The National Cemetery.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Cemetery, Yes, and it was a heartbreaking weekend. And on
the way back, the weather got so bad. I mean
for Floridians, it wasn't that. It was like wind and
rain and whatever. Washington d C. Goes down the entire
the entire airport, and I was thinking to myself, oh
my god, that's a Saturday afternoon in Florida. But all
(17:16):
I have to say, I was getting off the plane
and I was at the back of the plane. So
I was coming off with the flight attendants and I
called my husband and I was like, find me a room.
I can't get out of the city. And you can't
sleep in the airport there. You can't even lay your
head down. And so I call. I called him and
he was like, well, it's like one thousand dollars for
(17:38):
a sweep. I was like, well, if there's one book it,
I don't care what it is. I'm not gonna stream
around all night, like where am I going to go?
So he So the flight attendants couldn't get their their
the company they worked for couldn't get rooms either, And
I said, girls, I'm getting ready to get a suite.
(17:59):
You can come with me. And my husband went to
book it and it got booked right before he hit
the at the end closed the deal. And then the
flight attendants, they're person that takes care of their business,
books them rooms in Virginia and uh a limo ride
(18:21):
to Virginia to the hotel. And they looked over at
me and they said, come with us. We got an
extra room. So I got an extra room, I got
a free limo ride, I got a hotel stay and
free breakfast.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Look at you, wow, but you know what, you extended
the kindness first and then they said.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Okay, yeah, they said get in well, because one of
their they had one person on their crew that was
like roamed off. Want to be part of want to
didn't want to be part of the crew. And they
said and they said, jump in. We got an extra room. Girl,
(19:02):
get in.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh, that's that's pretty cool. That's that does sound like
have an adult film come with us, we're all flight.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Attendent, or like a Lifetime movie where they all get sex,
traffigate or something.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Right, took all the fun out of that, I tell
you from Orlando, Victoria. Good morning. Wow, that took an
ugly turn. Good morning, Hi Victoria. True story happened to me.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
What happened, True story happened to me, So I changed
it after I heard the whole story. True story happened
to me. One day, an inspection was a schedule in
the condle where I live. Okay, usually it's like some
people going in your apartment, even if you are or not.
I was in the apartment and then two policemen was
(19:45):
in the entrance. I saw it was inspection because I
usually I'm not at home.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
No, no, normally, normally Helo Victory inspections are done by
the maintenance person at the apartment Accomplix.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
I don't know. Nobody was like your first responder like
with the alarm, with the emergency inspection. I opened the
door and I said, you guys are here for the inspection.
And I opened the door. I let them in and
then they say, no, we are here. Are you waiting
for us? And I'm like, yes, is this the inspection?
And they say no, we're here because your car was
(20:18):
used to commit across And I'm like, what just story
happening to me? Like? How come? I mean I rented
my car? By then my car was rented to a
person that I don't know because it was through a
friend of a friend.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Yes, and and.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
They like interror gave me, like very badly me along
with my dog in my apartment. They like, I gave
them my phone. I'm like, I don't know what you
guys are talking about. This is all what I have.
And till then I still don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well, good did you get arrested? Though you hold on
a second? Wow? Okay, wow, Okay, he thinks I get
that one. Yeah, we're already hooked up the first person. Yeah,
cool kids Summers Disney Water Park and eight two O Glow.
All good stories this week
Eighting dot com has a new position, Brian, tell me
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, they are looking for a chief Breakup Officer CBO
that will dump.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
People for you when you don't want to go out
with them anymore. Really.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, they say it's better than being ghosted. Yeah, which
I kind of disagree with him. But I don't think
I'd rather be ghost because it feels like a breakup
is like you're being fired for your job.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh for sure, Like come in here and sit down
for a second. For sure. Sure. Let me talk to
you first. How much does it pay?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Three thousand dollars a month and it's fully remote work
from home, so for eight hours a day. I'm just okay,
let me see, let me see. Good morning, ray Ah. Right,
this is a John from Daton dot com. I just
want to let you know that Brian doesn't want to
see you anymore, and I'd appreciate it if you delete
him and not call him anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Okay, So tell John to grow a pair and call
me himself.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Uh, this is not about him growing a pair, It's
about him not wanting to see you anymore. I just
want to make sure you got the message not to
call him anymore. Right, did you get the message.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, I'll call back in fifteen. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So they want somebody that can read the relationship and
decide the right words in tone and oh he's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Not one size at all. You might be out.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They want someone with exceptional emotional intelligence, strong communication skills,
and a deep understanding of modern dating.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let me try try again, Ring ring, ring? Is this Ray?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I got some I got some horrible news for you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay. Who is this? By the way, this is.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Johnathan Dagon dot com. You different where you signed up?
Brian doesn't want to see you anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Why are you crying?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because it hurts? Because I mean I saw something in y'all,
and I just if you want to let you know
that he doesn't want to see you anymore, and I
appreciate it if you just think call okay.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, if you saw something in us, why doesn't he
I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
He hit the button for me to reach out to
you to let you know. Maybe he's hurt so much
inside the he can't tell you. He's a very sensitive man,
and he felt it would be easier for you just
to hear me say hellotle bit.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Shall I'm gonna call me. I just don't see this.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Wow, Like, I don't think it works if you got
somebody with anger.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But I mean, like, I feel like I could easily
hang up and be like, Okay, we'll tell him to
contact me himself.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Then I'm gonna text you, cause it's my job. I'm on.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm on commission, right, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you
that it's being recorded for quart control.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And it's also so I could prove.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That I made the call now because she's crazy and
she won't stop texting you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I made the call.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I just don't see this working.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
They hied.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Somebody obviously found you don't just open up a job.
They found a need. I know, so somebody needs that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
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Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm already saying as soon as she said that, I'm
already finishing her her little thing up right there.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Man, They say, to be part of this team, you
should have survived your last three breakups and lived to
tell the tale. That's what they want. Qualifications. But if
you ain't live a tail to tale. You came to
pop a job. I don't think they mean like peysically,
it's not like it's not a ghost right to say
(03:18):
you have to obviously live. They mean live like emotionally
you live to tell the tale. You're here on the
other you came out the other side. That's what they
meant to have friends who would trust you with their
most complicated relationship dilemmas.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, that's my friends.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Understand the difference between your relationship situationship and it's complicated.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Want that job? You got to stay calm under pressure.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
See I would. I wouldn't mind it because obviously I
don't know them personally, and I'm just doing this person
a favor.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Running back. I want to run it back.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, Hello, hey John, Hey, this is Ray calling from
dating dot com. I'm calling on behalf of.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Throwing any name up.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The Latina girl, Latina girl, random, Latina Go ahead, Yes,
what's up with Latina girl?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
She unfortunately doesn't want to see you anymore, just because
I feel as if I agree with her that you
aren't putting her first as a priority, So she is
going to Did she tell you this? She did tell
me this. She actually hired me to tell you because
you don't listen to her, so she's going to make
me tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
We'll tell of this if you don't mind. I live
in central Florida. They're a Latina around the corner.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
One would mark successful breakup great done. My job here
is done?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
True, your job is done? Wow? You think well eight
hour of the day.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I feel like I could, just because I don't know them.
If I knew the personally, I think.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Ray would love it because one of the things that
it's saying is that you should look at their relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So they're going to show you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
When I tell you I want you to break up
on my behalf, I'm going to give you access to
our back and forth a little bit so you can
kind of see.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, Gray would love this exactly. Told she's just worked up,
all worked out, right, You worked up. It's like listening
to a real life podcast, but you're in it. Yeah, yeah, Okay.
I want to find out could you do this job?
Be a professional breaker upper? And I want to find
out the most unusual way someone broke up with you.
They just decided they don't want to see you anymore.
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(06:10):
the Kya Center. Let's talk to Angela over in the land.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hey Angela, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Good So you think you can do that job?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
No, no, no, I just I'm in my left them era.
I'm just gonna let those people deal with their own business.
And no, I don't think so. It's too messy.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Every day, every day every day. Couldn't do it all, right,
was it? Huh?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I did got?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I did have a breakup story. Okay, I was the
one that broke up with somebody. This was back in
high school and in my forties. I'm not going to
age myself. But I dated throughout, like my junior and
senior year, and I left. I didn't say goodbye. I
didn't break up. I joined the military and went to Korea.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I whohoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you have you have
a little boyfriend or little girlfriend? And was that boyfriend?
And he said, I, babe, I see tomorrow and you
just joined the military. Well, damn, I mean that's a
ghost of ghosts.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
But now we're like the best of friends on Facebook
and all kinds of stuff, But back then not so much.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So I just left. Wow. I mean a lot of
people use that excuse I'm shipping out in the morning,
but you actually did ship out in the morning. He did.
He didn't even know, he had no When did he
find out that you were gone?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
When I When I came back on leave the first time,
it was about a year and a half after after
I left.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Damn, Angela, I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
But there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wow, come back with some story. Look, you don't understand.
I was drafted, right secret agent.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
They called me. I had to leave. I couldn't tell you. Okay,
I'm contacting somebody's family, you know, Hey.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Think Hey, it's it's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
While you need to talk to her, I'm trying to
joy from Orlando. Good morning, you're I know you're messing
with what you call. I could tell hey, Joey, how
you doing good? Are you good? Good? Because so? Could
you be an official breaker upper?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I think I can?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Then why is that? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
I feel like I'm good at talking to people and
when it comes to like.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Weird situations, all right, all right, I can be very
empathetic with people.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right. You are calling mister Brian Grime okay, and
and somebody wants to break up with him? Are you ready?
All right? Alady? Ring ring?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Hey, Hello, Hey Brian.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yes, yes, it is this Hi Brian.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yeah, this is Joyce calling from dating dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, is there is there a problem with my account?
Has somebody hacked my account?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
No, there's no problem.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
With your account, but I do have a question for you.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
However, are you available?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Sure? Yeah, what you need perfect Do you remember all
the times that you got you would go out with your.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Friend through with your girlfriend, and.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
People were always telling you how.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You needed to chew with your mouth closed.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No one actually said it directly to me, but okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
And do you also remember all the times that you
would leave their dirty laundry on the floor throughout the
apartment and Sarah had to continuously pick that up.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Sounds vaguely familiar, I mean, sounds like something.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I yea, Well she's set up, she's set up, Brian.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's time to stop sewing with your mouths open and
clean up your dirty clothes.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's over.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Hu Wow that Brian? Wow, Well I don't. I don't
accept that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
So you let her know that I'll be over round
eight because we got plans this evening and she might
want to call somebody with a little more juice, like
maybe someone with some legal ties to get a restraining
order and then I'll stop.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
All right.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Well, you'll be hearing, you'll.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Be hearing back from me.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Okay, Wow, you good, You're good. I'm blocking them. You're
better than me. Yeah? Wow, all right? Wo tank Clan
ticket is the twenty second you are going you Hold
on a second. Be what he saying over there? Man?
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she living with me? I'm still on dayton dot com.
She seen my clothes on the floor. She live with
me already weigh in on Dayton dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Enough enough, you want this no more? Bytorney Dan Newlin.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Interrect need to check it's an obrain or just call
Attorney Dan Newlin. Someone said my ex broke up with
me by telling me he was getting married to the
girl he was cheating on me with.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh again, he has whoever he said it to. He
realized she has no crazy gene in her whatsoever?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I had his ex that called me the night before
my birthday was at eleven pm. Waited until midnight, then
said I want to break up with you, but I've
known for weeks.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Live you know for a week? Wait an week? Why
I mess up a birthday? I mean, if you're known
for weeks, another week an't gonna help. Someone says, yes,
I'd be really good at this job. I'm very blunt.
I don't sugarcoat things.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Have also been cheated on before by my ex and
her best friend. The same person are constantly told not
to worry about, so I'd be perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, you're gonna be angry.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, that might be the type of person that you need.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
They call somebody angry. You're bringing bitterness, yea to the workplace. Ray,
it's already a tense situation. You're gonna bring somebody who
don't even know you, mad.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't think having empathy is like the role really, yeah,
because it's like you can't feel bad for anybody in
this situation.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You have to love has been broken, and why is
it you can't tell that person? So that's a little situation. Yeah,
right there, Joy, We're gonna hook you up wu Tang
Clan September twenty second we come back. We want to
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(11:58):
But you gotta tell us the true story it happened
to you. Let's go over to Ovido and talk to Michelle.
Michelle the morning, Hey, good morning, can you hear me good? Anyway?
You get off your hands free yes, okay, there you
get that perfect a lot better, Hi, Michelle, true true
story happened to me. What happened?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
So I went on a cruise last year, actually with
my family, helped my husband, my two children, and it
was a four night, five day cruise. We got to
the port, we parked, we shuttled from the parking to
the port, and my luggage for myself and my husband,
which was the largest uit case we had out of
five pieces, never made.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Up on the boat.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So you went four day, four night, five day.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Cruise with no clothes, Yes, sir, No, they didn't like
offer them.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
USTA didn't give you like a store credit to go
purchase some cabana ware.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
I'm not there's really nothing on the boat to buy
besides like, yes, you know, like I had, I mean,
and then that's fair. And then they gave us some
on board credits. It took the entire time, all the
way until the very last day I was in I
was at the guest services every single day in here crying. Yeah,
so stressed. It was my luggage and my my you know,
(13:13):
all my clothes, while my husband's clothes. Luckily I had
my like undergarments and everything in a separate bag that
I had packed in my son's suitcase. But that's all
I had. My husband had nothing. What was undergarments?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What was your protocol? Oh? Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Oh? We went to Bahamas and you should have stopped.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
At the Flea mark, got t shirts and ten dollars
and got a little reggae hat with the with the
reggae I ended up having to do.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I got off the boat with my daughter and we
spent the entire days just walking around trying to gather
up as much as we could just to get by
the next couple of days. But you know that alone
is not cheap, and its like.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You're supposed to be enjoying your vacation meanwhile you're shopping.
Is all you have is underwear?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Stressful thing I've ever heard. And just to find out
that the luggage was actually taken It never went on
the boat, and I don't understand that part of it,
but it was taken back by the company that shuttled
us from.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The They never took it off the bug. They never
took it off they never did.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It was off the bus. They just didn't tag.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
It instead of just putting it on the boat, which
is the only boat at that port, and I would
have found it. Then they took it back, but they
just didn't have it tagg because I forgot to tag
the luggage. But you can get it tagged by them,
but they forgot to tag it. So we left everything
and we went onto the terminal.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, so how did they how did how did everybody
make it right for you?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
I mean, I guess it is what it is. They
did give us some on board credits, not very much.
I mean it covered just to enjoy our drinks, which
helped enjoy the cruise. But essentially they gave us some
credits afterwards. But their claim was that it was not
that fault the insurance.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You didn't get the insurance, yea, And the.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Insurance would have covered your belongings if they got lost.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
But it's only a certain amount.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
You're found and it didn't disappear. But it was just
the most stressful I can imagine. I've never been in
a situation like that, and it was the most thing
I've ever got.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You made a mistake. You went shopping shopping in the Bahamas.
You should have gone right over to the straw market
and you could have got your ten shirts, you got
some shorts. They I all would have had bahamas on them.
Now you know, Mahammad down for about two or three days.
You did.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
But even though they're like fifteen twenty bucks, you don't
have negotiate.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I would have said, don't worry, be happy. Mom, Pretty lady,
Pretty lady.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
You said, I mean I didn't have bathing suits nothing.
My husband had not been.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
So Michelle, this is so. This is what you did.
You went up and said how much of the shirts?
And they said fifteen dollars and you said, okay, that's
not how you do it.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
I was just spreading out. I want to get enough
clothes to get fired.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But I love you, Yeah, he loved you.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Well.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
It was the worst experience.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And I've never got fifteen dollars. Give me three search.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I will never let my luggage be checked again. I
will carry it with me through the boat. I don't
care you.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hold on a second.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Wow. Four oh seven now one nine one o six
seven eight seven seven now one nine one o six seven.
True stories that happened to me. We want to hear
the next story coming upon Johnny's House. True Stories that
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(16:28):
after our tickets up for grab. Let's see if you
can beat this one. Trish from Orlando.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Good morning, Hey, good morning, Johnny morning crew.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Okay, true story. What happened?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Okay, So I was I went to Virginia, Washington DC, Virginia,
my husband, my father was being buried in.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
The National Cemetery.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Cemetery, Yes, and it was a heartbreaking weekend. And on
the way back, the weather got so bad. I mean
for Floridians, it wasn't that. It was like wind and
rain and whatever. Washington d C. Goes down the entire
the entire airport, and I was thinking to myself, oh
my god, that's a Saturday afternoon in Florida. But all
(17:16):
I have to say, I was getting off the plane
and I was at the back of the plane. So
I was coming off with the flight attendants and I
called my husband and I was like, find me a room.
I can't get out of the city. And you can't
sleep in the airport there. You can't even lay your
head down. And so I call. I called him and
he was like, well, it's like one thousand dollars for
(17:38):
a sweep. I was like, well, if there's one book it,
I don't care what it is. I'm not gonna stream
around all night, like where am I going to go?
So he So the flight attendants couldn't get their their
the company they worked for couldn't get rooms either, And
I said, girls, I'm getting ready to get a suite.
(17:59):
You can come with me. And my husband went to
book it and it got booked right before he hit
the at the end closed the deal. And then the
flight attendants, they're person that takes care of their business,
books them rooms in Virginia and uh a limo ride
(18:21):
to Virginia to the hotel. And they looked over at
me and they said, come with us. We got an
extra room. So I got an extra room, I got
a free limo ride, I got a hotel stay and
free breakfast.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Look at you, wow, but you know what, you extended
the kindness first and then they said.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Okay, yeah, they said get in well, because one of
their they had one person on their crew that was
like roamed off. Want to be part of want to
didn't want to be part of the crew. And they
said and they said, jump in. We got an extra room. Girl,
(19:02):
get in.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh, that's that's pretty cool. That's that does sound like
have an adult film come with us, we're all flight.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Attendent, or like a Lifetime movie where they all get sex,
traffigate or something.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Right, took all the fun out of that, I tell
you from Orlando, Victoria. Good morning. Wow, that took an
ugly turn. Good morning, Hi Victoria. True story happened to me.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
What happened, True story happened to me, So I changed
it after I heard the whole story. True story happened
to me. One day, an inspection was a schedule in
the condle where I live. Okay, usually it's like some
people going in your apartment, even if you are or not.
I was in the apartment and then two policemen was
(19:45):
in the entrance. I saw it was inspection because I
usually I'm not at home.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
No, no, normally, normally Helo Victory inspections are done by
the maintenance person at the apartment Accomplix.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
I don't know. Nobody was like your first responder like
with the alarm, with the emergency inspection. I opened the
door and I said, you guys are here for the inspection.
And I opened the door. I let them in and
then they say, no, we are here. Are you waiting
for us? And I'm like, yes, is this the inspection?
And they say no, we're here because your car was
(20:18):
used to commit across And I'm like, what just story
happening to me? Like? How come? I mean I rented
my car? By then my car was rented to a
person that I don't know because it was through a
friend of a friend.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Yes, and and.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
They like interror gave me, like very badly me along
with my dog in my apartment. They like, I gave
them my phone. I'm like, I don't know what you
guys are talking about. This is all what I have.
And till then I still don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well, good did you get arrested? Though you hold on
a second? Wow? Okay, wow, Okay, he thinks I get
that one. Yeah, we're already hooked up the first person. Yeah,
cool kids Summers Disney Water Park and eight two O Glow.
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