July 29, 2026 • 25 mins
For A Quick Stop At Johnny's House... What ridiculous way did you injure yourself? We hear true stories form the listeners!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Johnny's house. Ray, what we're looking at current like I
see it now? Seventy nine seventy nine he did in
dext of one hundred and five thirty percent chance of rain.
Other than that, it's gonna be hot, human and stank stank,
stank stank. But that's gonna be that way for the
next couple of weeks. Gonna get some rain in starting tomorrow,
all right. The worst thing to do is get injured,
and the worst than that is to injure yourself, you know,
just an unusual way. So Brian's walking with a limp.
(00:23):
Why are you walking the limp? Bron It ain't you,
you know, I thought it was like had definitely not
your gangs. I do got a slight gangster limb, but
this isn't this ain't it? Yesterday? I got real quick, Brian,
and I make a point in life to never go
to the bathroom at the same time, yep, in life,
and it happened yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I usually even walked by the desk area and clear,
but I figured, well, I'm on the way to a
meet and I'll just jump in real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Nobody's gonna be over there.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I hear Johnny outside the bathroom jibber javeerin. You
can hear his voice a mile away, and I'm like, oh,
and I'm trying to pee faster than I'm like, let
me finish this up. And then I hear the door open,
skywalks rather.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Looking over the should like, I'm like, I knew what's
good to him. I know it, So of course I
yell out the same statement that I do every single time,
and I just knew management was gonna come in because
you're having a meeting too, right over in the other meeting.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And then I tried to counteract it with Johnny going
number two.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh my gosh, he's louder than me.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Got it anyway, but that makes me laugh. So you
laugh here, and you decide to go ahead and get
some do the work because you're busy.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, well, because I'm doing my son's afternoon show all week,
I won't. I'll be here every day from like three
am to six pm because going home and back and
forth it ain't worth the toll money and they worth
the gas of money. So if I can catch a
little nap over in the studio, I will, but I'm
not gonna be able to go home, so I'm like,
today's my only day to get back done.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I had heard on this show that the rain was
gonna come by around two pm.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's what I heard. That's what I heard. That's what
I heard.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I had to get my yard cut fast because
I'm like, well, two pm the rain comes, Yes, Johnny
told myself.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yes, Oh, I got it right here. And as a
matter of fact, you gave me this detail.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now you're just getting into the detail. So I'm like,
will it me mow of the grass a little faster
than usual? So I'm pushing it because I and I
have an electrical blowmer. My yard ain't that bit, so
I'm pushing. I'm pushing. I'm pushing. But there's a part
in my backyard where it just dips down a little
bit because.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Of some of the pool stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I'm because I'm going so fast and I wasn't
even thinking. I stepped wrong in it, and I felt
my knee a little bit. I'm like, ah, it hurts
so bad. I'm like, I got to finish the yard.
So I finished the yard. But then by the end
of it, I'm like I couldn't bend it. Like I
was like, oh my god, I was checking for swelling
because I've had some knee issues in the past, but
it didn't. So I got into the cold plunge thinking Okay,
maybe that'll help.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, but it didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And then the end of the night it's getting worse
and it's stiff, and so now I'm like really limping
around the house and my wife's making fun of me
because she's like she thinks I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
A baby and I always complain and I'm not really hurt.
But it really did hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And I was like, this is ridiculous, like of all
the ways, because I'm trying to mow the yard fast
because Johnny told it's gonna run it two pm.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm over here. Now I got to go get an
MRI on my knee. Oh my, yes, as you're going
to the hospital. On a pain scale of one to ten,
what do you why are you right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Right now, it's not so bad. Right now, I would
say about a five. But let me bend over a
little bit. When of your band it's about ten, it hurts.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Maybe you should start stretching before you do yard works.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was in a hurry, y was gonna rain. At
two pm. Johnny told.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stretching is still very important.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look, my my weather wasn't just a suggestion.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
That's all I got for You know, it's gonna rain.
It's Florida exactly here. Your whole life.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Ryan for one reason. But now it's my fault.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Don't believe Johnny.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Right, Hey, he gave me the weather. Try to kiss
up Ray. What's ridiculous? Way did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
There's I mean multiple ways.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When I was playing Ding Dong Ditch when I was
like ten years old, Yes, I ran into a ladder
playing man Hunt and I broke my nose, in my
cheekbone trying to do a front handspring on the beach,
I fractured my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
So I mean, we.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Don't need to go to my story. I was running
from first and second playing a softball game, and to.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Him, yeah, that was aggressive.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
In the video the videos out. What's that? What's that?
What's our favorite family's name?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Baby j Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
By the way, what's my hot? What'm my hot? Pot? Table?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
He said he needs to bring it to you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I know. He calls me and says, on the way
he's gonna end up in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He keeps saying, are we putting it in your truck.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I tried to convince my wife to let me get one.
She said no, man, I said, just bring it home. Yeah,
bring it. What you said, how to live in your house?
But that's what I said, one of us, one of
us in this three.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh, there we go. That's just one. That's just one.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know what you're saying, right, Yeah, yeah, you're a
divorce he's not.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So you keep.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Doing what he's doing lartally, because I don't just bring
hot pot tables, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
As they say, that's the sword. I'll go ahead and yeah,
that's why your divorce. A hot pot table and a wife.
I know that. But the hot pot table ain't going
the where bro. Now, it's gonna be right there by
my side, right there by myself. Hey, no problem heating
her up. Hit the button.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I want to find out what ridiculous way did you
hurt yourself? You gotta laugh about it now, But then
it is a funny thing. People laugh at you because
you hurt, but you're like, I'm hurt. It was the
way you got hurt. So what was the ridiculous way
you hurt yourself? Four oh seven nine one nine one
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(05:34):
Live streamers wake up. Social media will throw there. Yeah
you didn't mean too but what crazy way did you
hurt yourself? Let's talk about it on Johnny's House on
a grande. Don't forget this Friday. We have a listening
party for you to sit down and listen to a
brand new album. And I think they got some wine
giving away. Yeah, Rose hooking it up and a lot
of I saw the list of things that you're gonna
(05:56):
be getting. So if you like to be a part
of that, you can go to our social media it's
our Instagram and it'll tell you to tag a friend
and all the good stuff, and you may invite it
down and hang out. And hopefully they brought some more Rose.
I like Rose. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I think it's breakthrough beverages that's doing that again. Think
smoking donuts, is rolling through Fuji boards, is bringing some
stuffat So.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's gonna be a little bit. Yeah. So if you
want to be a part of it, if you're a
big fan, this is definitely for you. Go to the
x I one or six seven Instagram and I'll tell
you exactly how to get it on all right, Brian
stepped in a hole yesterday cutting some grass and now
he's walking like he's like yeah yeah, and gangster Leen.
So we want to find out from you how what
ridiculous way you ended yourself from Melbourne? Hey Brandon, how
(06:39):
did you injure yourself?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I injured myself folding T shirts?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Nice, nicely done. Now please explain how you did that?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Okay, So I work in events. So we're getting ready
for an event, and I was sholding and rolling up
T shirts that you were going to throw into a crowd. Yes,
And so I had a box on the chair next
to me and a table in front of me, and
I would grab a shirt, put on the table, roll it,
you know, fold it, rubber band it, and put it
in a pile. Well, something about me twisting and bending
(07:10):
into the box, not moving the box, not touching the box,
just the mirror active twisting and bending at the same time,
I felt something in my lower back just snapped and
it hurt, and it hurt a lot, and I wound
up with six weeks as chiropractice. It's the fix.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And you had to tell people you hurt yourself holding
T shirts.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
No, I tell what I did at skydive it and
I'm just I had to admit to people that, yeah,
I hurt my back holding.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Sir, Sorry, Brandon, can't go out like that. How'd you
heard your back karate fighting? I'm not doing the T
shirt kicked him on the second row. No, he didn't
bring that back quick thinking though. Yeah, yeah it was Brandon.
Thank you for sharing that, Johnny, Like I was fighting
bare Yeah, I was fighting it, man, bear.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
The bear attacked me and I fought it had the
best of me. And you know what, I had the
honey Badger in downtown lak Yota. That's my new thing. Man,
honeybag I can't I'm telling you. Man Kelly from Orlando,
Good morning morning, Kelly. What ridiculous way did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Well, originally I was putting up some of our Christmas
trees and the bending motion kind of swallowed up my knee.
And then a couple of weeks later I was hosting
Ladies Nights and we put on some music from the
two thousands and got to dance, and like I was
stuck in the club in my twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
To dance, Kelly, you tried to get low. Yeah, you
dropped it loaded, try to get loaded.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
I tried to getting low and I popped my knee
and I went down and I ended up sharing my meniscus.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh went low and didn't get back up. You got
low exactly, Kelly, You got low?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I got real though.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
How many years before that have you gotten low?
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Oh? You know, twenty some years ago? I was getting
low all the.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Time, So that sounds awfol I was twenty seven years
the wine with the girls, feeling good about life, and
they say, oh that's my sound. Let me get long,
get low, and you you got low.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
And Toya was and it was the actual song was
get low.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here we go Kelly, we see you. Hey girls, I
got this.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I got this, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I wouldn't do that if I was. I'm adalant, I'm
a deal it. Wow. Now, Kelly, did the party in
there or they just have you sit in the chair
and kept the party going?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Wh yep.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
I sat in the chair and got a nice pack,
and I just watched everybody else keep going.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Wow. Well, you know what, Kelly, you got a story
to tell. You always have a story to tell. Will
you ever get low again? Kelly? That's the question. That
everybody's asking, will you ever get low again?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
You know, give me enough? Fine, And it made it happen.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Absolutely risk injury.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Thanks for sharing, Kelly. You have a good day. Okay.
That's the worst when you realize you can't get loan
no more. Yeah, I can't get long see Lincoln.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Good morning, Good morning, Johnny's house.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
How are you good? Girl? How did you read? What
ridiculous way you hurt yourself?
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I turned thirty nine. My husband took me golfing, so
it was my last year of my thirties, and I
woke up the next morning and I had a torn
ligament in my torn tendon and my hip golfing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
How much golfing? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Girl?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Well, that's the thing that we were not like we
don't go all the time, but we go often. And
I've been a dancer my whole life. That's the best part.
I was a dancer. I performed in all the theme
parks like I was. I mean, your body like goes
through it when you dance on concrete for fifteen to
(10:44):
twenty years and then you go golfing one day and
you wake up at thirty nine and you can't move.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The funny part is she was that pop stroke mini golf.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
It was my worst golf game ever had to so
something was off and I had no idea. But through
chiropractice of course and MRIs and all that stuff, they
were like, yeah, you actually really need to stretch. And
I'm like, wait, what.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Now, Lincoln in the Central Florida, somebody wants to know
what kind of dancing were you're doing? Was the was
it professional or was it for money?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Professional? Yeah? At the theme park?
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, so concrete is really rough on
your body.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Let me tell you again after almost twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Years, like, you cannot blame dancing, but you then go
all of.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
That and then going golfing?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah yeah, right, what took me out? And don't let
him change your story.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And this man couldn't run from first to second base
without getting fallen on the ground.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So I would let you all know we talking about
Lincoln right now, We ain't talking about me. But I'm glad.
So have you given up golf? No?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
We still go, We still go. But my first time
back was a little I was a little hesitant, for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
And I definitely stretched.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Some people say golf gave up on you, but that's
not me. I would I wouldn't say. Hey, ask Johnny
if he's playing softball in the last le No, you
have not at all, haven't touched it. Hey, scary, It
is scary.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
You endure something like that, you know, you're like, God forbid,
you know.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
No, like and you got old. I had admitted I did, Yes.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
I did.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
It's a hard It is a hard thing to admit.
But yeah, you just have to. But I at least
I got back out there. Somebody needs to get back
out there.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What is it? Hey, you started it? Okay, I know
people are fighting back now. They used to take the
jokes and let it ride. Now they're fighting back. We'll
have a good day on that soft ball field. That
ain't gonna happen. But have a good day that ain't happen.
See you girl, ray what they said the charity in
the world.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Let me see, let me see, coach.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I hang out on some place first base.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Somebody said, walking across my college campus, I stepped on
a soft patch of grass.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
To a ligament in my ankle.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
See that's real.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Walking down the hallway and I sneezed and I threw
my back out.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Heard that one for three weeks.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, when I was a teenager, I climbed a fence
wearing roller blades and I broke my ankle.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, you get down to yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah and bro that's the ex ELM power by Attorney
Dan Newland interact.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You need to check. It's a no brainer. Just called
Attorney Dan Newland.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So one broke both bones and there are a lower
leg playing kickball in an adult kickball league.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
A lot of people get hurt playing adult kickball.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But they were a trauma icy U nurse at the time,
so when they went to the er, they knew the doctor.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Someone buried their feet in the sand and then fell backwards,
but since their feet were buried in the cel trying
to catch himself and broke their wrists.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh wow, and yeah, everybody I remember falling down this
as can we forget about that stuff, y'all, don't forget anything.
You didn't really enjure yourself too bad on that one. No,
they trying. I went to work with was comp for
like one session. I'm like, I'm not doing this. I'm
not playing on suing anybody. We'll be all right, all
we come back. Got an opportunity for somebody went too taken,
see Ed Shearon, November fifth, at the Raymond James Stadium.
All we got to hear about those true stories that
(14:17):
happened to me. We'll kick them off next under this
time for true stories that happened to me. We want
to hear those the most amazing stories that happened in
your life that you love sharing the people when you
hear it, they're just stunned by what happened. And today
we're going big got two ticken se Ed Shearon, November fifth,
at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. You've been holding
onto those secrets of those stories. We want to hear them.
Now do it in two phases four O seven now
(14:39):
one nine one O six seven eight seven seven now
one nine one O six seven tells those true stories
and you can go see Ed Shearon, True stories that
happened to me. Joe, Ah see, Joe, you waited too long?
All right? Okay, Uh Joe you're there because I was. Okay,
I appreciate it. Appreciate it, all right, Joe. True story happened.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
So let me say I went to the Dominican in
publics for a vacation, which is where my family's from.
And so I went to visit my uncle, who I
don't know if a lot of people that the culture
in the Dominican Republic is if somebody asks for water
or anything, the younger kid goes because that's the sun.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Right.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
So I'm on the corner talking to my uncle. He's
wearing all these chains. I'm wearing a thin chain. And
this guy stops to ask for directions. He says, loss,
he's been looking for this this factory that that people
work out to pick them up.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It was a.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Taxi and so he says, Oh, I'm so thirsty, Can
I have a glass of water? So I go real quick. Well,
my uncle Joe will the story sometimes tell you his purposes,
all right, So my uncle leeves. The guy snatches my chain.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I jump.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I jumped the guy. The guy from the car snatches
my chain, and I was so pissed. I jumped in
the car trying to get my chain back, not realizing that,
you know, he always has to do with petals the metal.
So he started rolling and I started trying to grab
my chain, and he had a gun. Every time he
went for his gun, I went from the steering wheel,
trying to are you serious? That serious story?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I still have the scars.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
So so every time he tried to grab his gun that
was in his stomach, I went for the steering wheel
to crycrash a car. So eventually I look at his
phedometer and I see that that's it's going up high,
and I'm like, oh crap, I need to decide what
to I'm gonna do here. So I decide, obviously to
jump off the car and and I luckily I had
(16:35):
a jersey, so I kind of slid on the tar
and burnt my hands off and stuff like that. But
I actually was fine afterwards. But my my family got
so mad, and we just weren't the Demerican part. We're
well known over there in our little town, and so
we went looking for him, and they thought any way
he was. Everybody went out with machine guns, shotguns.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
And Joe, how much was your little gold chain? How
much did it cost?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I know I could have thrown a rock at his
window and it would have been more expensive.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I got it. Yeah, the principalities you ain't stealing from me.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I'm the middle of the day who gets robbed in
the middle of the town and the Dominican Republic, everybody,
if I'm sitting there, if I'm sitting there riding the car,
one hand on the car, they say, what do they
have my child in the back.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's the only thing I said, don't have me riding Yeah,
gold Jane, y'all that's messed up. What y'all did somebody
take me to take me to the swap meet?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
So I'm getting Yeah, I mean, even if there was
my wife in the back, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And I can find another one of those.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Just bear the thought in the middle of the day
that he would rob me. Somebody won't known in the town.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I was so mad. Do you know who I am? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I didn't care.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Do you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Like, Hey, somebody give it a phone. Let me let
me look up tu. I have another chain here.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Next week in the fur country, they try to rob
Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Who hell are? Yeah? Yes, that's a good one, Joe.
You hold on a second, I'm going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Wow, you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You know who I am?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Nope? Actually I don't and I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Machine guns? Wow? Four oh seven, now one nine, one
on six seven eight seven seven Now one six seven
is eight forty six. It is Johnny's house eighty three
getting up to one hundred and five with the heat
in decks, mostly sunny and a thirty percent chance of rain.
All right, true story, it happened to me. These are
the most fascinating stories you've been holding on to. We
want you to share with us. And the best one
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at Sharon and Tampa coming up November fifth. All right,
let's go to bush Nail and talk to Laura. Hey, hey, Laura,
good morning, good morning. And why do you live in Bushmail?
We've been there where I grew up.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
I can't get out of here for some reason.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Really, well, how many times we go to bush Nail?
Broice to go every year?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
For sure?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah. I know about that little the little hanging tree
they have outside the courthouse. I know about that. What
that's real, real? We saw it, all right, lord, true story.
What happened.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
I was driving home one day and saw a deer
stuck in a fence and tried to help it, and
it ended up kicking me in the arm and I
had meat hanging out, so I had to go to
the emergency room and get it pushed back in and
sewn up and my blood pressure tank and ended up
costing me a couple grands.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So you're just driving and you see just a defenseless beer,
a deer struggling, and you said to myself, that beer,
that deer needs my help.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Yes, So I got out and was like lifting it up,
trying to twist its head out of the fence, and
it me right in the forearm.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You got to accept the circle of life at that point.
That deer got itself stuck. You haven't heard a story.
There's nothing worse than an injured animal like there, Yeah,
because they're just freaking out. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
So And the funny, the ironic part is I was
heading home from hunting deer.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh so maybe that's circle of life back on you soon.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yeah, you know, maybe a little karma coming back on me.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Were you by yourself? Yes? Now, okay, maybe it is
wrong in a hunting game, I don't know. But if
you're a hunting deer you saw one, why did you
just take your gun down and shoot it? Oh? Yeah,
because it's right there for you.
Speaker 9 (20:20):
Yeah, I mean, we we have standards and and everything,
you know.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I mean, I don't know you're hunting deer, deer, unless.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
You're unless the deer kind of like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Unless the deer you're hunting when you're actually hunting has
thumbs and a gun.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
That it's pretty much the same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
True, Well, you know I had my hands on it.
I was I was trying to be.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You were trying to be nice. I got you. Did
you have a good hunting day?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh that did would have been home with me. I
told how I tracked it for hours.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
Yeah. And then I go to the hospital and I
was like a freak show. All the nurses and doctors
were like.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You got what?
Speaker 7 (20:59):
And I was like kicked by deer.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
So then everybody had to come in and look because
they'd never.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Heard of that.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
And so do you still go hunting? Do you still
go hunting? Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yes, So you learn nothing from the university.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I guess the big question. Were you able to release
the deer? You went through all that?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh you did?
Speaker 9 (21:16):
Oh yeah, he got it. He got away safely and
is probably living his best life now.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
She shot him the next summer. Yeah. Really, wow, are
you hold on a second. Let's go to Orlando. Lauren,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
All right, well, hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
We're good, Lauren. We want to hit that fascinating story.
True story happened to me, will happen all right.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
So I was nineteen.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I was leaving from my house to go back to college,
and I was merging on the turnpike and it's the
middle of the day. I see this car like flying
up past me. And every time I tell the story,
everyone's like, well, you must have cut them off.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I did nothing. There was like no cars.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
This car comes flying on my tail and I see
them and I'm like, they're not stopping, like they are
gonna hit me. So I swop like one or two PM,
and she's pointing it at me, and I slam on
my brake. She slams on her brakes, and we are
playing cat and mouse like back and forth. I speed up,
she speeds up. I move over to the other lane.
She moves over to the other lane, just holding a
(22:16):
gun outside of her window, pointing it at my car.
And then eventually I fly forward. She catches up to
me again, the cat and mouse sing, and then she
eventually just speeds away. But she was just holding a
gun outside of her car. It felt like for minutes,
just pointing it right at me, kind of like waving
it at my face and if you something.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Did you know her husband?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
No, I did not recognize this. I didn't even look
at it.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Any Where were you?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Where were you coming from? Because somebody?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Yeah, I guess so, but apparently I was not. I
had no idea who this person was. Never seen her
before in my life. There was someone in the passenger seat.
I couldn't see who they were. I called the cops
and they were like, did you get the tag? I'm
like no, I was scared for my life. I was
just driving.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, she thought you was somebody. If you say, if
you say you didn't cut her off, then you look
you look like a husband. You look like a husband's
side piece.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
I guess so, but I did. I was nineteen, so
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Maybe it was the deer lady. It was a you're
trying to get to the hospital. I had a bad
day hunting deer.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
So I guess so. No, it was the most terrifying
thing in my life. I could not sleep that night.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
It was nineteen I was like afraid, I must you
think I'm somebody?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
So you you just thought it wasn't over at that point.
You thought every time you would drive in that she
was gone, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
I thought, yeah, no, driving the whole like two hour drive,
said Janezell was terrified. I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
I thought.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
I was like, oh my gosh, she got my license plate.
She's gonna know, like figure out where.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I live and raise. Yeah. I can hear any you boys.
You can tell you a little bit. Your car mustn't
match some somebody.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Yeah, I know, Yeah, it was wild.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You hold on a second. Three good stories and will
vote in a room. You got Joe who was driven
down the street holding guns and machetes because somebody stole
the six dollar gold chain. You have Laura from Bushnail.
She tried to free a deer and it kicked her
throw them off. And then you have Lauren, who's the
lady thought that there was a husband's side piece and
tried to kill or tried to chase her with a gun.
That's number three. So the kind of three hold up
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some fingers, one, two, three.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
No, here we have a fourth person letter.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Vote all oh really okay, all right. I wouldn't have
gone with that, but heck Laura, good morning.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
The guests we have in the studio broke the tie
and you are going to see ed Sharing November fifth
at the Raymond James Stadium. Congratulations, awesome, thank you for
telling that story. That's pretty good. They were all good
stories today. Now, when the deer kicked you did it?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Say?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You know why?
Speaker 9 (24:42):
I did notice a pattern in today's stories. Everybody had
guns in their stories.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
True, that is true. And again at that any point
when the when the deer ran away, you didn't think
about shooting it?
Speaker 7 (24:54):
No, no, you.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Ain't a real deer hauntah, You're out that point. Yeah. Plan,
you're trying to be a party.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
You're not getting away from the kids.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, exactly. All right, hold on, we're gonna hook you
up with that. So I'm
Johnny's house. Ray, what we're looking at current like I
see it now? Seventy nine seventy nine he did in
dext of one hundred and five thirty percent chance of rain.
Other than that, it's gonna be hot, human and stank stank,
stank stank. But that's gonna be that way for the
next couple of weeks. Gonna get some rain in starting tomorrow,
all right. The worst thing to do is get injured,
and the worst than that is to injure yourself, you know,
just an unusual way. So Brian's walking with a limp.
(00:23):
Why are you walking the limp? Bron It ain't you,
you know, I thought it was like had definitely not
your gangs. I do got a slight gangster limb, but
this isn't this ain't it? Yesterday? I got real quick, Brian,
and I make a point in life to never go
to the bathroom at the same time, yep, in life,
and it happened yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I usually even walked by the desk area and clear,
but I figured, well, I'm on the way to a
meet and I'll just jump in real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Nobody's gonna be over there.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I hear Johnny outside the bathroom jibber javeerin. You
can hear his voice a mile away, and I'm like, oh,
and I'm trying to pee faster than I'm like, let
me finish this up. And then I hear the door open,
skywalks rather.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Looking over the should like, I'm like, I knew what's
good to him. I know it, So of course I
yell out the same statement that I do every single time,
and I just knew management was gonna come in because
you're having a meeting too, right over in the other meeting.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And then I tried to counteract it with Johnny going
number two.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh my gosh, he's louder than me.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Got it anyway, but that makes me laugh. So you
laugh here, and you decide to go ahead and get
some do the work because you're busy.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, well, because I'm doing my son's afternoon show all week,
I won't. I'll be here every day from like three
am to six pm because going home and back and
forth it ain't worth the toll money and they worth
the gas of money. So if I can catch a
little nap over in the studio, I will, but I'm
not gonna be able to go home, so I'm like,
today's my only day to get back done.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I had heard on this show that the rain was
gonna come by around two pm.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's what I heard. That's what I heard. That's what
I heard.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I had to get my yard cut fast because
I'm like, well, two pm the rain comes, Yes, Johnny
told myself.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yes, Oh, I got it right here. And as a
matter of fact, you gave me this detail.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now you're just getting into the detail. So I'm like,
will it me mow of the grass a little faster
than usual? So I'm pushing it because I and I
have an electrical blowmer. My yard ain't that bit, so
I'm pushing. I'm pushing. I'm pushing. But there's a part
in my backyard where it just dips down a little
bit because.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Of some of the pool stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I'm because I'm going so fast and I wasn't
even thinking. I stepped wrong in it, and I felt
my knee a little bit. I'm like, ah, it hurts
so bad. I'm like, I got to finish the yard.
So I finished the yard. But then by the end
of it, I'm like I couldn't bend it. Like I
was like, oh my god, I was checking for swelling
because I've had some knee issues in the past, but
it didn't. So I got into the cold plunge thinking Okay,
maybe that'll help.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, but it didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And then the end of the night it's getting worse
and it's stiff, and so now I'm like really limping
around the house and my wife's making fun of me
because she's like she thinks I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
A baby and I always complain and I'm not really hurt.
But it really did hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And I was like, this is ridiculous, like of all
the ways, because I'm trying to mow the yard fast
because Johnny told it's gonna run it two pm.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm over here. Now I got to go get an
MRI on my knee. Oh my, yes, as you're going
to the hospital. On a pain scale of one to ten,
what do you why are you right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Right now, it's not so bad. Right now, I would
say about a five. But let me bend over a
little bit. When of your band it's about ten, it hurts.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Maybe you should start stretching before you do yard works.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was in a hurry, y was gonna rain. At
two pm. Johnny told.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stretching is still very important.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look, my my weather wasn't just a suggestion.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
That's all I got for You know, it's gonna rain.
It's Florida exactly here. Your whole life.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Ryan for one reason. But now it's my fault.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Don't believe Johnny.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Right, Hey, he gave me the weather. Try to kiss
up Ray. What's ridiculous? Way did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
There's I mean multiple ways.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When I was playing Ding Dong Ditch when I was
like ten years old, Yes, I ran into a ladder
playing man Hunt and I broke my nose, in my
cheekbone trying to do a front handspring on the beach,
I fractured my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
So I mean, we.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Don't need to go to my story. I was running
from first and second playing a softball game, and to.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Him, yeah, that was aggressive.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
In the video the videos out. What's that? What's that?
What's our favorite family's name?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Baby j Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
By the way, what's my hot? What'm my hot? Pot? Table?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
He said he needs to bring it to you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I know. He calls me and says, on the way
he's gonna end up in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He keeps saying, are we putting it in your truck.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I tried to convince my wife to let me get one.
She said no, man, I said, just bring it home. Yeah,
bring it. What you said, how to live in your house?
But that's what I said, one of us, one of
us in this three.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh, there we go. That's just one. That's just one.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know what you're saying, right, Yeah, yeah, you're a
divorce he's not.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So you keep.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Doing what he's doing lartally, because I don't just bring
hot pot tables, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
As they say, that's the sword. I'll go ahead and yeah,
that's why your divorce. A hot pot table and a wife.
I know that. But the hot pot table ain't going
the where bro. Now, it's gonna be right there by
my side, right there by myself. Hey, no problem heating
her up. Hit the button.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I want to find out what ridiculous way did you
hurt yourself? You gotta laugh about it now, But then
it is a funny thing. People laugh at you because
you hurt, but you're like, I'm hurt. It was the
way you got hurt. So what was the ridiculous way
you hurt yourself? Four oh seven nine one nine one
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(05:34):
Live streamers wake up. Social media will throw there. Yeah
you didn't mean too but what crazy way did you
hurt yourself? Let's talk about it on Johnny's House on
a grande. Don't forget this Friday. We have a listening
party for you to sit down and listen to a
brand new album. And I think they got some wine
giving away. Yeah, Rose hooking it up and a lot
of I saw the list of things that you're gonna
(05:56):
be getting. So if you like to be a part
of that, you can go to our social media it's
our Instagram and it'll tell you to tag a friend
and all the good stuff, and you may invite it
down and hang out. And hopefully they brought some more Rose.
I like Rose. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I think it's breakthrough beverages that's doing that again. Think
smoking donuts, is rolling through Fuji boards, is bringing some
stuffat So.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's gonna be a little bit. Yeah. So if you
want to be a part of it, if you're a
big fan, this is definitely for you. Go to the
x I one or six seven Instagram and I'll tell
you exactly how to get it on all right, Brian
stepped in a hole yesterday cutting some grass and now
he's walking like he's like yeah yeah, and gangster Leen.
So we want to find out from you how what
ridiculous way you ended yourself from Melbourne? Hey Brandon, how
(06:39):
did you injure yourself?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I injured myself folding T shirts?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Nice, nicely done. Now please explain how you did that?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Okay, So I work in events. So we're getting ready
for an event, and I was sholding and rolling up
T shirts that you were going to throw into a crowd. Yes,
And so I had a box on the chair next
to me and a table in front of me, and
I would grab a shirt, put on the table, roll it,
you know, fold it, rubber band it, and put it
in a pile. Well, something about me twisting and bending
(07:10):
into the box, not moving the box, not touching the box,
just the mirror active twisting and bending at the same time,
I felt something in my lower back just snapped and
it hurt, and it hurt a lot, and I wound
up with six weeks as chiropractice. It's the fix.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And you had to tell people you hurt yourself holding
T shirts.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
No, I tell what I did at skydive it and
I'm just I had to admit to people that, yeah,
I hurt my back holding.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Sir, Sorry, Brandon, can't go out like that. How'd you
heard your back karate fighting? I'm not doing the T
shirt kicked him on the second row. No, he didn't
bring that back quick thinking though. Yeah, yeah it was Brandon.
Thank you for sharing that, Johnny, Like I was fighting
bare Yeah, I was fighting it, man, bear.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
The bear attacked me and I fought it had the
best of me. And you know what, I had the
honey Badger in downtown lak Yota. That's my new thing. Man,
honeybag I can't I'm telling you. Man Kelly from Orlando,
Good morning morning, Kelly. What ridiculous way did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Well, originally I was putting up some of our Christmas
trees and the bending motion kind of swallowed up my knee.
And then a couple of weeks later I was hosting
Ladies Nights and we put on some music from the
two thousands and got to dance, and like I was
stuck in the club in my twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
To dance, Kelly, you tried to get low. Yeah, you
dropped it loaded, try to get loaded.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
I tried to getting low and I popped my knee
and I went down and I ended up sharing my meniscus.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh went low and didn't get back up. You got
low exactly, Kelly, You got low?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I got real though.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
How many years before that have you gotten low?
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Oh? You know, twenty some years ago? I was getting
low all the.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Time, So that sounds awfol I was twenty seven years
the wine with the girls, feeling good about life, and
they say, oh that's my sound. Let me get long,
get low, and you you got low.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
And Toya was and it was the actual song was
get low.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here we go Kelly, we see you. Hey girls, I
got this.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I got this, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I wouldn't do that if I was. I'm adalant, I'm
a deal it. Wow. Now, Kelly, did the party in
there or they just have you sit in the chair
and kept the party going?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Wh yep.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
I sat in the chair and got a nice pack,
and I just watched everybody else keep going.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Wow. Well, you know what, Kelly, you got a story
to tell. You always have a story to tell. Will
you ever get low again? Kelly? That's the question. That
everybody's asking, will you ever get low again?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
You know, give me enough? Fine, And it made it happen.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Absolutely risk injury.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Thanks for sharing, Kelly. You have a good day. Okay.
That's the worst when you realize you can't get loan
no more. Yeah, I can't get long see Lincoln.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Good morning, Good morning, Johnny's house.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
How are you good? Girl? How did you read? What
ridiculous way you hurt yourself?
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I turned thirty nine. My husband took me golfing, so
it was my last year of my thirties, and I
woke up the next morning and I had a torn
ligament in my torn tendon and my hip golfing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
How much golfing? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Girl?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Well, that's the thing that we were not like we
don't go all the time, but we go often. And
I've been a dancer my whole life. That's the best part.
I was a dancer. I performed in all the theme
parks like I was. I mean, your body like goes
through it when you dance on concrete for fifteen to
(10:44):
twenty years and then you go golfing one day and
you wake up at thirty nine and you can't move.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The funny part is she was that pop stroke mini golf.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
It was my worst golf game ever had to so
something was off and I had no idea. But through
chiropractice of course and MRIs and all that stuff, they
were like, yeah, you actually really need to stretch. And
I'm like, wait, what.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Now, Lincoln in the Central Florida, somebody wants to know
what kind of dancing were you're doing? Was the was
it professional or was it for money?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Professional? Yeah? At the theme park?
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, so concrete is really rough on
your body.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Let me tell you again after almost twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Years, like, you cannot blame dancing, but you then go
all of.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
That and then going golfing?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah yeah, right, what took me out? And don't let
him change your story.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And this man couldn't run from first to second base
without getting fallen on the ground.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So I would let you all know we talking about
Lincoln right now, We ain't talking about me. But I'm glad.
So have you given up golf? No?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
We still go, We still go. But my first time
back was a little I was a little hesitant, for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
And I definitely stretched.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Some people say golf gave up on you, but that's
not me. I would I wouldn't say. Hey, ask Johnny
if he's playing softball in the last le No, you
have not at all, haven't touched it. Hey, scary, It
is scary.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
You endure something like that, you know, you're like, God forbid,
you know.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
No, like and you got old. I had admitted I did, Yes.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
I did.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
It's a hard It is a hard thing to admit.
But yeah, you just have to. But I at least
I got back out there. Somebody needs to get back
out there.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What is it? Hey, you started it? Okay, I know
people are fighting back now. They used to take the
jokes and let it ride. Now they're fighting back. We'll
have a good day on that soft ball field. That
ain't gonna happen. But have a good day that ain't happen.
See you girl, ray what they said the charity in
the world.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Let me see, let me see, coach.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I hang out on some place first base.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Somebody said, walking across my college campus, I stepped on
a soft patch of grass.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
To a ligament in my ankle.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
See that's real.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Walking down the hallway and I sneezed and I threw
my back out.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Heard that one for three weeks.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, when I was a teenager, I climbed a fence
wearing roller blades and I broke my ankle.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, you get down to yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah and bro that's the ex ELM power by Attorney
Dan Newland interact.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You need to check. It's a no brainer. Just called
Attorney Dan Newland.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So one broke both bones and there are a lower
leg playing kickball in an adult kickball league.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
A lot of people get hurt playing adult kickball.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But they were a trauma icy U nurse at the time,
so when they went to the er, they knew the doctor.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Someone buried their feet in the sand and then fell backwards,
but since their feet were buried in the cel trying
to catch himself and broke their wrists.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh wow, and yeah, everybody I remember falling down this
as can we forget about that stuff, y'all, don't forget anything.
You didn't really enjure yourself too bad on that one. No,
they trying. I went to work with was comp for
like one session. I'm like, I'm not doing this. I'm
not playing on suing anybody. We'll be all right, all
we come back. Got an opportunity for somebody went too taken,
see Ed Shearon, November fifth, at the Raymond James Stadium.
All we got to hear about those true stories that
(14:17):
happened to me. We'll kick them off next under this
time for true stories that happened to me. We want
to hear those the most amazing stories that happened in
your life that you love sharing the people when you
hear it, they're just stunned by what happened. And today
we're going big got two ticken se Ed Shearon, November fifth,
at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. You've been holding
onto those secrets of those stories. We want to hear them.
Now do it in two phases four O seven now
(14:39):
one nine one O six seven eight seven seven now
one nine one O six seven tells those true stories
and you can go see Ed Shearon, True stories that
happened to me. Joe, Ah see, Joe, you waited too long?
All right? Okay, Uh Joe you're there because I was. Okay,
I appreciate it. Appreciate it, all right, Joe. True story happened.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
So let me say I went to the Dominican in
publics for a vacation, which is where my family's from.
And so I went to visit my uncle, who I
don't know if a lot of people that the culture
in the Dominican Republic is if somebody asks for water
or anything, the younger kid goes because that's the sun.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Right.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
So I'm on the corner talking to my uncle. He's
wearing all these chains. I'm wearing a thin chain. And
this guy stops to ask for directions. He says, loss,
he's been looking for this this factory that that people
work out to pick them up.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It was a.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Taxi and so he says, Oh, I'm so thirsty, Can
I have a glass of water? So I go real quick. Well,
my uncle Joe will the story sometimes tell you his purposes,
all right, So my uncle leeves. The guy snatches my chain.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I jump.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I jumped the guy. The guy from the car snatches
my chain, and I was so pissed. I jumped in
the car trying to get my chain back, not realizing that,
you know, he always has to do with petals the metal.
So he started rolling and I started trying to grab
my chain, and he had a gun. Every time he
went for his gun, I went from the steering wheel,
trying to are you serious? That serious story?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I still have the scars.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
So so every time he tried to grab his gun that
was in his stomach, I went for the steering wheel
to crycrash a car. So eventually I look at his
phedometer and I see that that's it's going up high,
and I'm like, oh crap, I need to decide what
to I'm gonna do here. So I decide, obviously to
jump off the car and and I luckily I had
(16:35):
a jersey, so I kind of slid on the tar
and burnt my hands off and stuff like that. But
I actually was fine afterwards. But my my family got
so mad, and we just weren't the Demerican part. We're
well known over there in our little town, and so
we went looking for him, and they thought any way
he was. Everybody went out with machine guns, shotguns.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
And Joe, how much was your little gold chain? How
much did it cost?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I know I could have thrown a rock at his
window and it would have been more expensive.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I got it. Yeah, the principalities you ain't stealing from me.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I'm the middle of the day who gets robbed in
the middle of the town and the Dominican Republic, everybody,
if I'm sitting there, if I'm sitting there riding the car,
one hand on the car, they say, what do they
have my child in the back.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's the only thing I said, don't have me riding Yeah,
gold Jane, y'all that's messed up. What y'all did somebody
take me to take me to the swap meet?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
So I'm getting Yeah, I mean, even if there was
my wife in the back, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And I can find another one of those.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Just bear the thought in the middle of the day
that he would rob me. Somebody won't known in the town.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I was so mad. Do you know who I am? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I didn't care.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Do you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Like, Hey, somebody give it a phone. Let me let
me look up tu. I have another chain here.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Next week in the fur country, they try to rob
Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Who hell are? Yeah? Yes, that's a good one, Joe.
You hold on a second, I'm going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Wow, you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You know who I am?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Nope? Actually I don't and I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Machine guns? Wow? Four oh seven, now one nine, one
on six seven eight seven seven Now one six seven
is eight forty six. It is Johnny's house eighty three
getting up to one hundred and five with the heat
in decks, mostly sunny and a thirty percent chance of rain.
All right, true story, it happened to me. These are
the most fascinating stories you've been holding on to. We
want you to share with us. And the best one
(18:34):
at Sharon and Tampa coming up November fifth. All right,
let's go to bush Nail and talk to Laura. Hey, hey, Laura,
good morning, good morning. And why do you live in Bushmail?
We've been there where I grew up.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
I can't get out of here for some reason.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Really, well, how many times we go to bush Nail?
Broice to go every year?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
For sure?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah. I know about that little the little hanging tree
they have outside the courthouse. I know about that. What
that's real, real? We saw it, all right, lord, true story.
What happened.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
I was driving home one day and saw a deer
stuck in a fence and tried to help it, and
it ended up kicking me in the arm and I
had meat hanging out, so I had to go to
the emergency room and get it pushed back in and
sewn up and my blood pressure tank and ended up
costing me a couple grands.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So you're just driving and you see just a defenseless beer,
a deer struggling, and you said to myself, that beer,
that deer needs my help.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Yes, So I got out and was like lifting it up,
trying to twist its head out of the fence, and
it me right in the forearm.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You got to accept the circle of life at that point.
That deer got itself stuck. You haven't heard a story.
There's nothing worse than an injured animal like there, Yeah,
because they're just freaking out. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
So And the funny, the ironic part is I was
heading home from hunting deer.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh so maybe that's circle of life back on you soon.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yeah, you know, maybe a little karma coming back on me.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Were you by yourself? Yes? Now, okay, maybe it is
wrong in a hunting game, I don't know. But if
you're a hunting deer you saw one, why did you
just take your gun down and shoot it? Oh? Yeah,
because it's right there for you.
Speaker 9 (20:20):
Yeah, I mean, we we have standards and and everything,
you know.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I mean, I don't know you're hunting deer, deer, unless.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
You're unless the deer kind of like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Unless the deer you're hunting when you're actually hunting has
thumbs and a gun.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
That it's pretty much the same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
True, Well, you know I had my hands on it.
I was I was trying to be.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You were trying to be nice. I got you. Did
you have a good hunting day?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh that did would have been home with me. I
told how I tracked it for hours.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
Yeah. And then I go to the hospital and I
was like a freak show. All the nurses and doctors
were like.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You got what?
Speaker 7 (20:59):
And I was like kicked by deer.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
So then everybody had to come in and look because
they'd never.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Heard of that.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
And so do you still go hunting? Do you still
go hunting? Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yes, So you learn nothing from the university.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I guess the big question. Were you able to release
the deer? You went through all that?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh you did?
Speaker 9 (21:16):
Oh yeah, he got it. He got away safely and
is probably living his best life now.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
She shot him the next summer. Yeah. Really, wow, are
you hold on a second. Let's go to Orlando. Lauren,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
All right, well, hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
We're good, Lauren. We want to hit that fascinating story.
True story happened to me, will happen all right.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
So I was nineteen.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I was leaving from my house to go back to college,
and I was merging on the turnpike and it's the
middle of the day. I see this car like flying
up past me. And every time I tell the story,
everyone's like, well, you must have cut them off.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I did nothing. There was like no cars.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
This car comes flying on my tail and I see
them and I'm like, they're not stopping, like they are
gonna hit me. So I swop like one or two PM,
and she's pointing it at me, and I slam on
my brake. She slams on her brakes, and we are
playing cat and mouse like back and forth. I speed up,
she speeds up. I move over to the other lane.
She moves over to the other lane, just holding a
(22:16):
gun outside of her window, pointing it at my car.
And then eventually I fly forward. She catches up to
me again, the cat and mouse sing, and then she
eventually just speeds away. But she was just holding a
gun outside of her car. It felt like for minutes,
just pointing it right at me, kind of like waving
it at my face and if you something.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Did you know her husband?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
No, I did not recognize this. I didn't even look
at it.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Any Where were you?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Where were you coming from? Because somebody?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Yeah, I guess so, but apparently I was not. I
had no idea who this person was. Never seen her
before in my life. There was someone in the passenger seat.
I couldn't see who they were. I called the cops
and they were like, did you get the tag? I'm
like no, I was scared for my life. I was
just driving.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, she thought you was somebody. If you say, if
you say you didn't cut her off, then you look
you look like a husband. You look like a husband's
side piece.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
I guess so, but I did. I was nineteen, so
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Maybe it was the deer lady. It was a you're
trying to get to the hospital. I had a bad
day hunting deer.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
So I guess so. No, it was the most terrifying
thing in my life. I could not sleep that night.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
It was nineteen I was like afraid, I must you
think I'm somebody?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
So you you just thought it wasn't over at that point.
You thought every time you would drive in that she
was gone, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
I thought, yeah, no, driving the whole like two hour drive,
said Janezell was terrified. I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
I thought.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
I was like, oh my gosh, she got my license plate.
She's gonna know, like figure out where.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I live and raise. Yeah. I can hear any you boys.
You can tell you a little bit. Your car mustn't
match some somebody.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Yeah, I know, Yeah, it was wild.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You hold on a second. Three good stories and will
vote in a room. You got Joe who was driven
down the street holding guns and machetes because somebody stole
the six dollar gold chain. You have Laura from Bushnail.
She tried to free a deer and it kicked her
throw them off. And then you have Lauren, who's the
lady thought that there was a husband's side piece and
tried to kill or tried to chase her with a gun.
That's number three. So the kind of three hold up
(24:08):
some fingers, one, two, three.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
No, here we have a fourth person letter.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Vote all oh really okay, all right. I wouldn't have
gone with that, but heck Laura, good morning.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
The guests we have in the studio broke the tie
and you are going to see ed Sharing November fifth
at the Raymond James Stadium. Congratulations, awesome, thank you for
telling that story. That's pretty good. They were all good
stories today. Now, when the deer kicked you did it?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Say?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You know why?
Speaker 9 (24:42):
I did notice a pattern in today's stories. Everybody had
guns in their stories.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
True, that is true. And again at that any point
when the when the deer ran away, you didn't think
about shooting it?
Speaker 7 (24:54):
No, no, you.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Ain't a real deer hauntah, You're out that point. Yeah. Plan,
you're trying to be a party.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
You're not getting away from the kids.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, exactly. All right, hold on, we're gonna hook you
up with that. So I'm
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