August 12, 2026 • 20 mins
For a quick stop at Johnny's House... Do you have dating rules for your kids that are in school? We hear some good true stories from the listeners!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Johnny's house. It is eight o seven and uh looking
at eighty getting up to one hundred and six, there
is a ten percent chance of rain. Chances it ain't
gonna happen, and it's gonna be sunny and very hot today.
A lot of your kids are entering middle school in
high school, and I'm just curious, what is the dating
rule when it comes to your kids in school that
(00:21):
you do in your household. Had a conversation with my son.
He feels that once he turns eighteen, it all rules change.
Oh yeah, And I'm like, well, and he's like, well,
you know, like I'm gonna starting now, you know, driving
to you know, high school parties. And I'm not you know,
cover I'm gonna, I said, we haven't even talked about
your your later curfew.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And then you know, we have little friends over, you know,
it's just he and I I'm like, no, you can't
have them in your room. He's an adult. This is America.
Go here in my house. No no, no, no, no
no no. And and and as as the past, if
you have company, I will be there. I mean my room,
(01:03):
but I'll be there. Wow, you know Russia, No, no.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So he's gonna have a curfew though obviously, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, yes, yeah, uh, and I have to think about it.
I mean, and I told him, I said, it's not
because you know your age, you're you're still learning how
to drive. Yeah, and you want to drive at night
in a different part of town. And then I said,
we got to work up to that, you get And
I said, anyting for you, it's for me. Yeah, I
got to work up to that, you know. But dating
(01:31):
to me, am I wrong? And I'll ask you, ray,
am I wrong in this?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If you know, if he has a young lady over,
I'm sure that she's talked to her parents about her.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Being I would hope so.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
But you know, I was a little reckless and so
I wouldn't really tell my parents a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sorry, Mom, I know you're listening. Kids don't do that when.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The girls he hang out at all, like ap students.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah. My only thing that I would be concerned about
is that he's eighteen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well he's nineteen. Yeah, he'll be eighteen in December.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, you know, okay, but been after that, I
would say after eighteen, that's my only concern.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I'm just kind of curious on. Yeah, I was thinking,
I'm like, do I you know, hey, your daughter's hanging
out at my house.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I communicated with my son's girlfriend's parents, Okay, I mean
that's every single time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah yeah. And then I was thinking, hey, I made sure.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
That they knew that they that they that was the plan. Yeah,
and made sure it was okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, because it is he and I. It's not like
there're a mother is going to talk to the young lady.
So it's it's hey, you know your daughter's coming hanging
out of my house, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
But you're going to ask for her parents phone number?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I did, really yeah yeah, And they would hit me
and say, hey, you know she said she's coming over.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Are you guys going to be home? Yeah? Yeah, because
you I'm I'm I'm responsible for somebody else's child now,
I mean, I'm old I'm old school. I look ill.
Y'all know that I'm old school. I'm responsible for somebody's kids. So, hey,
your child at my house, yep, I'm here. You know
when the rule of my house they sit there and
watch TV, maybe go out and pool.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
It's crazy because like, I've never had anybody ask me
for my parents phone number. Oh, really, Like when I
stayed at a friend's house, grown as.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It was, that was the other host.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
No, so I yeah, I've never had another parent ask
before my parents phone.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Number, even though you were at their sons house with
just you and there.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
So yeah, yeah, And I don't know that my mom
did back in the day either, right, Like, so let
me think the things that just evolving change, Like we're
more probably hands on parents than our parents.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I guess I'm just looking more at that somebody's child
at my house.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
No, I agree, you know, and I'm gonna do the
same thing for like the our heads.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But I don't think my parents, my parents, they know,
they never talked to my girls friends parents back then.
They were like if they let the little hotailed daughter
come over our.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
House, yeah, that's on them, that's on their family.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
My mom was never home because she was at work,
so she would have like sunk my whole plan. Yes,
as they talked to my mom because she was never there.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I think.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I mean, like, I've had my friend's dads be like,
you know, do your parents know you're here?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And I'm like, yeah, sure, but they did at least ask, yeah, yeah,
but they weren't like give me your parents phone number.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
They in their mind. I did my part. My part
was to ask you, did your parents know? So if
something goes down, I asked your daughter. Yep, if y'all knew,
they told me yes. So now you're anger, not towards me,
it's towards your daughter because I did ask her, so
I can see that. I can see that if I
ain't trying to build all that messy, your parents know
you're here. Yep, done, done my part, check that off.
(04:33):
Ye go have a good time. They told me. She
told me y'all knew. Y'all knew. That's it. Yeah, I
get it. I get it. I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I don't trust anyone ever, so I shouldn't gonna trust
my son or his little girl.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So I'm like, let me let me text your dad
real quick.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Twin, or when our kids come like to that age,
I'm not trusting anything.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah. Well, here's the thing about you. If you got
to worry about your your your son and daughter there twins,
they're gonna couple for each other, I know. And it's
Johnny's house. Sonny and hot ten percent chance of rain
one hundred and six is what's gonna feel like and
we're about eighty two right now, trying to check out
how dating works in your household. What are the rules
that your kids have to go by, the age and
all that good stuff. Now, Emily wants to take us
(05:11):
back to old school from CASIMMI. Hey, Emily Arne, Hey, hey,
So tell us about dating back in the day.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Okay, Well, when I was sixteen, my first boyfriend, which
ended up being my husband now seventeen years but at
the time he had to come and ask permission to
both my parents to be able to date me. And
then we also had to take along a chaperom, which
(05:41):
was like my little sister or my little brother.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And this is what at sixteen. Yes, so when y'all
went to the movies, you had to take your little
brother and little sister with y'all.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yes, I did try to do work arounds where am I, God,
I'm going out with my friends and have my little
boyfriends at school, and you know, try to sneak this,
to sneak that. And then my mom, when I got older,
she was like, Emily, you.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Think I was stupid And there's three boys plastered to
the window and I'm dropping off three girls yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, the boys went that bright Yeah right.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Choice of date night was a place called I don't
know if you remember Mystery Fun House.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah yeah, over off of Conrad. It became Skull Kingdom.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, now I think it's a yeah, yes.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Across the street from the University studio.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, exactly, from the right, across street from the Twin Hotels.
Used to be Wenting Wild.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah yeah, I'll burn that area. And we used to
hang out in the little catacombs area and make.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Out and then make out. That's all right.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
We used to make out behind the Ralph Kazarian Insurance
building across from the old Sanford as a back of
my dad.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, Emily, it seemed that it worked out because y'all married, right.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yes, we actually broke up at ninety nine and then
had a ten year gap of found each other on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh well that's cute.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What a great story, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, well but I got her gone all right. Well, well,
thank you for sharing us and taking us back to
Mystery Funhouse. We appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh no, prol I wish it was back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Again, but it closed because people stopped going.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, big attractions came in and pushed it out.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Twisted right on out.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You guys have a fantastic morning, and I love listening
to you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And we'll pre my husband. Yeah, shout out your husband.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Okay, I want to give a huge shout out to
my wonderful husband, James. I love you so so much.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Always cover well. The place where mystery fun house was
still there, young go over there and park and make out.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You should you got a parking lot over there. I
mean wonder works is similar. Work to do.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
That on my days of making up the car done?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, yeah, you got a house now. See Emily Brian
was over there. Let's see XL mobile powered by Attorney
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Speaker 5 (08:24):
Someone said dating in my household didn't really start until
middle school and didn't can couldn't have anybody over until
they were eighteen or older.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh really?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Then someone said, my teenage son can date when he
has a job. Ladies are not cheap.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
True. Yeah, they said that.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I do have to have the other parents contact information,
and I need to know exactly where they're going.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
A curfew does apply.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I just make sure that they don't abandon their friends,
because when you get into a relationship, you kind of
erase your entire social life.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Well that's Gordon, Wow, you know how it's like upset
that early. Both my son and his best friend got
girlfriends towards the end of high school. They didn't hang
out nearly as much. They both don't have that girlfriend anymore.
They hang again and they're both like, man, why do
we do that?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, my friends in high school we had girlfriends, but
the girlfriends knew we were gonna hang out every Saturday night.
It was just written. That's the way it was. All Right,
we come back. Opportunity for you to win tickets see
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you how Johnny's house Ray, what are we looking at? Currently?
Eighty one one hundred and six is what it's going
(09:36):
to be like at the middle of the day and
only a ten percent chance of rain Sonny and hot?
All right? True stories. These are the stories that you
have that you tell, the things that happen in your
life that we tell them. People are fascinated. They are
a mazed. They go say what And we've heard basically
most of them. We heard spies, we heard changed at birth,
We've heard them all. If you got stories like that,
(09:56):
we got two tickets to Doja cat at the Kia
Center on November the fourteen, four O seven now one
nine one O six seven eight seven seven nine one
nine one o six seven. True Stories that happened to me.
Let's go and talk to Eddie from Orlando.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Hey Eddie, Hey, how's it going now?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Eddie? You gave me your middle name? What's your what's
your what's your real name? Mel Okay Mesil? True story?
What happened?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I went into the hospital when I was younger for
a headache, and the doctor came back and told me
that my drug test lit up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
How old were you? Yeah, I said, how how old
were you at the time? Oh? I was seventeen seventeen
and you failed a drug test. That's not unusual.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
I mean they said it looked up like a Christmas tree.
It wasn't just one thing, she said, it just kept
flighting up.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So were you doing drugs at the time.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yeah, I was a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So Eddie, what's the true story? Parent you? You went
to the hospital, they did a drug test. You failed it?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Yeah, it looke ud like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Literally.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Yeah, they were all legally prescribed. I mean it was ironic,
it was. It was a great time though, Like they
were legally prescribed elect for different different things. But I
took a city extreme and I actually we're doing certain
other things with it, and i look like a couple
of day bench and I'm like, I have a headache
and hold on.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So you were doing drugs? Yes, So why are you
surprised at it?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Lit up? Right?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
True story happened to me. I was doing drugs and
I fell a drug test. Eanxscel, Good morning. Who's this? Hello?
All right? Good morning Jay? Jay?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Jay? What city you calling me from?
Speaker 8 (11:43):
I'm going from Lake Mary, Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Lake Mary, Florida. All right, man. True story happened to me.
What happened to you, Jay?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
True story happened to me. I got hired as a
bartender in downtown Land, Okay, and I skip on a
ticket maybe a couple months ago, and my ticket was
hanging behind the manager who was trying.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
To hire me. What yeah, Okay, say that skip on
the bar tab?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Yeah, we skip on the bar tab and that bar tab.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Ticket so you want to look at you were trying
to get hired as a job. You going to a
place that you ran out on the tab while you're
sitting to get interview. They got your name behind the
manager's desk because you ran out of the tab. Yes, oh,
get hired. Did you ever pay the tab or did
he just let it go?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Well he left the room. When he left the room,
I grabbed the tab and threw it away.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
By your bold. Wow, But day I would never go Okay,
let's say I needed a job in a restaurant. Yeah,
I did a dining dash at that restaurant. You know, yes,
I'm not going to that restaurant to get at But
you did that and you got hired.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
I got hired.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah. How big was the tab.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
To something?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It had to be there behind the managers. Yeah, if
they hold on to it. Yeah, now that's crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
They had quite a few in there.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Minelmo was one of the lowers, so that five.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
Hundred, they had a thousand. Mine was like two sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
And you had no problem reaching behind that desk and
pulling yours off the wall.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Well, you know you're young and brave. Back in the day,
I won't do that now.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
But wouldn't stip on a tab now wow? Oh no, no, no,
I wouldn't do that now yeah wow, okay, okay, that's interesting.
I'll give you that one four oh seven, now one
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beat those stories, we got tickets to doz you cat.
True story. It happened to me around two next though
(13:50):
Johnny's House. Three is the time true stories that happened
to me. These are the stories that you've been telling
for years and people are fascinated. Well, we want to
be fascinated to two tickets to Doja Cat at the
Kia Center on November the fourteenth. Let's head over to
Port Orange and say what's up to Vicky? Vicky, Good morning,
good morning? All right, true story happened to me? What happened, VICKI?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So I've always had a passport because my mom is British,
so ever since I was two, and I just renewed it,
renewed it.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
I never had a need for a birth certificate.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, when my passport expired, I was going to the Bahamas,
so I ordered a passport from Virginia, where I was
born okay, And when I got it, I didn't pay
attention to it. I used it when m'hammas came home.
It's sitting on the counter and my girlfriend sees it
and says, why does your first take to get say
you're a male? I said why, Yeah, it says I'm
(14:45):
a man. So I called Virginia. They won't change it.
I have to send them five years of evidence. But
I'm living as a female.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Are you serious? Three children?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I've first three children?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Are you serious? I still have it through that's funny.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Squear to god, I still have it. You know what
my passport, my new passport says female. My sixth past passports,
I'll say femails. But my Firth certificate says male.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Let me tell you something. If they go give me
that headache, I'm ana run as a male till my
antilitics bios. That's crazy, That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I mean, I feel like men get paid more. Anyway.
Maybe when I retire, that's not true, Maybe I'll get
more Social Security. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Right said that's not true? Not here, not a true statement.
I'm not maybe where if you work?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Now, how did you fix it or did you fix it?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I haven't fixed it. It's still my Firth certificate still
says I ordered a second one, thinking maybe it was
just like a typho. No, I have two birth certificates
from the Stay of Virginia that say I'm a male.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That is wild.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I like, how can I prove I mean, can I
send a picture?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Might be? What do you say? I had three? Okay,
how many kids? Three kids? The proof part is what's funny,
Like you have to prove you have to prove it here,
let's go to prove it. Let's go and I'll show
you my husband.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, do I have to send a picture of my goods?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Like?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What do I do? Maybe just for maybe, just maybe
just for one day? It start only fan just say
okay that's me, that is me, and then counsel it.
Of course you hold eazy, hold on a second. Yeah.
The whole prove it part is much funny. I have
(16:35):
birth children. Prove it. Prove it? X al, good morning?
Who's this? Hello?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's Tim?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Hey Tim, Tim? How you doing to good? Good Tim?
Where you calling me from Orlando?
Speaker 9 (16:48):
I'm from outdoor b I'm working in.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Orlando right now? All right? True story what happened? Uh?
Speaker 8 (16:53):
So I was a kid.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
I was about ten or eleven years old. It was
during the summer. I was just home with my mom.
My dad was at work. I told my mom I
was going fishing. So she's like, yeah, okay, whatever, I
go down grabb my fishing run. I went down for
a little bit, but I ended up coming back and
going up into my room. Well, my mom never knew
when went back in my room. So she comes up
(17:14):
from doing laundry. She's looking for me. She can't find me.
She talks to neighbors and neighbors like, oh, yeah, last
time I told me he was head down to the
river to go fishing. So she starts freaking out. She
calls the fire department.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
She called my dad.
Speaker 9 (17:28):
My dad came home from work to the neighborhood. They're
all down near the river, walking up and down the
river looking for me. They thought I had drowned or something.
The fireman come in my room and I don't know
what the heck's going on. And we go outside and
I'm like looking at the house, like is the house
on fire? Why are the fireman here? And it's all
(17:49):
because my mom thought I was missing and drowning the
river and fire apartment. I mean the fire trucks are
parked outside my house, a license flashing. I'm like, what
the heck is going on? And it was all because,
all because my mom never bothered to look in my
room to.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
See why I was home.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
She just wow, when I came back, she thought I.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Was you know what, drowned down in the river. Now
did y'all have a big house or a small house?
It was a pretty big house. Pretty big house. Okay, yeah, because,
uh my mom would have done the same thing, but
she didn't yelled out three times? Yeah you know, wow,
So your mom just just assumed the worst when time
is of the essence. Yeah, I trying to rescue you fast.
(18:32):
And when you're in the once they found you in
the room, where your mom mad at you?
Speaker 9 (18:37):
No, I think she was more embarrassed than anything.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Ye oh, no, my mom would have been mad at me.
Why why didn't you come in the house and tell
me you here? Yeah, that would have been my mom
would have flipped on me quick. Every other day you loud?
Yeah today, mister five man, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Normally he's ad a loud child. He was not loud today. Wow,
great stories, man, been except for that first one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, I did some drugs and I failed to drug test.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Here's the thing. We gotta pull a wheel out. I
gotta put it one through four. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I'm gonna leave him on because that's fair. Yes, it's
not fair. You know what's gonna happen. But oh yeah,
you know what's gonna happen. I hope he does win.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's what I did some drugs and then I went
to the hospital and they said the drug tests look
up like a Christmas tree drugs drugs And sister, did
you do drugs? Oh? I did a lot of drugs. Race.
All right, here we go. Let's see who's going to win. No, okay,
all right, all right, all right, that'll work. Vicky VICKI congratulations. Yes,
(19:42):
wrong passport. Well, you definitely ain't went on that passport.
We're gonna need you to prove you're a woman, don't you.
Cat at the Kids Center November fourteen. Congratulations, good job
with that story, man, excellent, Thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Thank you, all right, you I alter you, thank.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You, appreciate it. She's still rocking the passport as a
male passport, that is awesome man, we're up right here
on
Johnny's house. It is eight o seven and uh looking
at eighty getting up to one hundred and six, there
is a ten percent chance of rain. Chances it ain't
gonna happen, and it's gonna be sunny and very hot today.
A lot of your kids are entering middle school in
high school, and I'm just curious, what is the dating
rule when it comes to your kids in school that
(00:21):
you do in your household. Had a conversation with my son.
He feels that once he turns eighteen, it all rules change.
Oh yeah, And I'm like, well, and he's like, well,
you know, like I'm gonna starting now, you know, driving
to you know, high school parties. And I'm not you know,
cover I'm gonna, I said, we haven't even talked about
your your later curfew.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And then you know, we have little friends over, you know,
it's just he and I I'm like, no, you can't
have them in your room. He's an adult. This is America.
Go here in my house. No no, no, no, no
no no. And and and as as the past, if
you have company, I will be there. I mean my room,
(01:03):
but I'll be there. Wow, you know Russia, No, no.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So he's gonna have a curfew though obviously, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, yes, yeah, uh, and I have to think about it.
I mean, and I told him, I said, it's not
because you know your age, you're you're still learning how
to drive. Yeah, and you want to drive at night
in a different part of town. And then I said,
we got to work up to that, you get And
I said, anyting for you, it's for me. Yeah, I
got to work up to that, you know. But dating
(01:31):
to me, am I wrong? And I'll ask you, ray,
am I wrong in this?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If you know, if he has a young lady over,
I'm sure that she's talked to her parents about her.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Being I would hope so.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
But you know, I was a little reckless and so
I wouldn't really tell my parents a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sorry, Mom, I know you're listening. Kids don't do that when.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The girls he hang out at all, like ap students.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah. My only thing that I would be concerned about
is that he's eighteen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well he's nineteen. Yeah, he'll be eighteen in December.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, you know, okay, but been after that, I
would say after eighteen, that's my only concern.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I'm just kind of curious on. Yeah, I was thinking,
I'm like, do I you know, hey, your daughter's hanging
out at my house.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I communicated with my son's girlfriend's parents, Okay, I mean
that's every single time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah yeah. And then I was thinking, hey, I made sure.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
That they knew that they that they that was the plan. Yeah,
and made sure it was okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, because it is he and I. It's not like
there're a mother is going to talk to the young lady.
So it's it's hey, you know your daughter's coming hanging
out of my house, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
But you're going to ask for her parents phone number?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I did, really yeah yeah, And they would hit me
and say, hey, you know she said she's coming over.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Are you guys going to be home? Yeah? Yeah, because
you I'm I'm I'm responsible for somebody else's child now,
I mean, I'm old I'm old school. I look ill.
Y'all know that I'm old school. I'm responsible for somebody's kids. So, hey,
your child at my house, yep, I'm here. You know
when the rule of my house they sit there and
watch TV, maybe go out and pool.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
It's crazy because like, I've never had anybody ask me
for my parents phone number. Oh, really, Like when I
stayed at a friend's house, grown as.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It was, that was the other host.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
No, so I yeah, I've never had another parent ask
before my parents phone.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Number, even though you were at their sons house with
just you and there.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
So yeah, yeah, And I don't know that my mom
did back in the day either, right, Like, so let
me think the things that just evolving change, Like we're
more probably hands on parents than our parents.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I guess I'm just looking more at that somebody's child
at my house.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
No, I agree, you know, and I'm gonna do the
same thing for like the our heads.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But I don't think my parents, my parents, they know,
they never talked to my girls friends parents back then.
They were like if they let the little hotailed daughter
come over our.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
House, yeah, that's on them, that's on their family.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
My mom was never home because she was at work,
so she would have like sunk my whole plan. Yes,
as they talked to my mom because she was never there.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I think.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I mean, like, I've had my friend's dads be like,
you know, do your parents know you're here?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And I'm like, yeah, sure, but they did at least ask, yeah, yeah,
but they weren't like give me your parents phone number.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
They in their mind. I did my part. My part
was to ask you, did your parents know? So if
something goes down, I asked your daughter. Yep, if y'all knew,
they told me yes. So now you're anger, not towards me,
it's towards your daughter because I did ask her, so
I can see that. I can see that if I
ain't trying to build all that messy, your parents know
you're here. Yep, done, done my part, check that off.
(04:33):
Ye go have a good time. They told me. She
told me y'all knew. Y'all knew. That's it. Yeah, I
get it. I get it. I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I don't trust anyone ever, so I shouldn't gonna trust
my son or his little girl.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So I'm like, let me let me text your dad
real quick.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Twin, or when our kids come like to that age,
I'm not trusting anything.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah. Well, here's the thing about you. If you got
to worry about your your your son and daughter there twins,
they're gonna couple for each other, I know. And it's
Johnny's house. Sonny and hot ten percent chance of rain
one hundred and six is what's gonna feel like and
we're about eighty two right now, trying to check out
how dating works in your household. What are the rules
that your kids have to go by, the age and
all that good stuff. Now, Emily wants to take us
(05:11):
back to old school from CASIMMI. Hey, Emily Arne, Hey, hey,
So tell us about dating back in the day.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Okay, Well, when I was sixteen, my first boyfriend, which
ended up being my husband now seventeen years but at
the time he had to come and ask permission to
both my parents to be able to date me. And
then we also had to take along a chaperom, which
(05:41):
was like my little sister or my little brother.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And this is what at sixteen. Yes, so when y'all
went to the movies, you had to take your little
brother and little sister with y'all.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yes, I did try to do work arounds where am I, God,
I'm going out with my friends and have my little
boyfriends at school, and you know, try to sneak this,
to sneak that. And then my mom, when I got older,
she was like, Emily, you.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Think I was stupid And there's three boys plastered to
the window and I'm dropping off three girls yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, the boys went that bright Yeah right.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Choice of date night was a place called I don't
know if you remember Mystery Fun House.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah yeah, over off of Conrad. It became Skull Kingdom.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, now I think it's a yeah, yes.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Across the street from the University studio.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, exactly, from the right, across street from the Twin Hotels.
Used to be Wenting Wild.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah yeah, I'll burn that area. And we used to
hang out in the little catacombs area and make.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Out and then make out. That's all right.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
We used to make out behind the Ralph Kazarian Insurance
building across from the old Sanford as a back of
my dad.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, Emily, it seemed that it worked out because y'all married, right.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yes, we actually broke up at ninety nine and then
had a ten year gap of found each other on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh well that's cute.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What a great story, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, well but I got her gone all right. Well, well,
thank you for sharing us and taking us back to
Mystery Funhouse. We appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh no, prol I wish it was back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Again, but it closed because people stopped going.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, big attractions came in and pushed it out.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Twisted right on out.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You guys have a fantastic morning, and I love listening
to you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And we'll pre my husband. Yeah, shout out your husband.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Okay, I want to give a huge shout out to
my wonderful husband, James. I love you so so much.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Always cover well. The place where mystery fun house was
still there, young go over there and park and make out.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You should you got a parking lot over there. I
mean wonder works is similar. Work to do.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
That on my days of making up the car done?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, yeah, you got a house now. See Emily Brian
was over there. Let's see XL mobile powered by Attorney
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Speaker 5 (08:24):
Someone said dating in my household didn't really start until
middle school and didn't can couldn't have anybody over until
they were eighteen or older.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh really?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Then someone said, my teenage son can date when he
has a job. Ladies are not cheap.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
True. Yeah, they said that.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I do have to have the other parents contact information,
and I need to know exactly where they're going.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
A curfew does apply.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I just make sure that they don't abandon their friends,
because when you get into a relationship, you kind of
erase your entire social life.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Well that's Gordon, Wow, you know how it's like upset
that early. Both my son and his best friend got
girlfriends towards the end of high school. They didn't hang
out nearly as much. They both don't have that girlfriend anymore.
They hang again and they're both like, man, why do
we do that?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, my friends in high school we had girlfriends, but
the girlfriends knew we were gonna hang out every Saturday night.
It was just written. That's the way it was. All Right,
we come back. Opportunity for you to win tickets see
Doja cat at the Kia Center November fourteenth. They'll tell
you how Johnny's house Ray, what are we looking at? Currently?
Eighty one one hundred and six is what it's going
(09:36):
to be like at the middle of the day and
only a ten percent chance of rain Sonny and hot?
All right? True stories. These are the stories that you
have that you tell, the things that happen in your
life that we tell them. People are fascinated. They are
a mazed. They go say what And we've heard basically
most of them. We heard spies, we heard changed at birth,
We've heard them all. If you got stories like that,
(09:56):
we got two tickets to Doja cat at the Kia
Center on November the fourteen, four O seven now one
nine one O six seven eight seven seven nine one
nine one o six seven. True Stories that happened to me.
Let's go and talk to Eddie from Orlando.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Hey Eddie, Hey, how's it going now?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Eddie? You gave me your middle name? What's your what's
your what's your real name? Mel Okay Mesil? True story?
What happened?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I went into the hospital when I was younger for
a headache, and the doctor came back and told me
that my drug test lit up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
How old were you? Yeah, I said, how how old
were you at the time? Oh? I was seventeen seventeen
and you failed a drug test. That's not unusual.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
I mean they said it looked up like a Christmas tree.
It wasn't just one thing, she said, it just kept
flighting up.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So were you doing drugs at the time.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yeah, I was a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So Eddie, what's the true story? Parent you? You went
to the hospital, they did a drug test. You failed it?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Yeah, it looke ud like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Literally.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Yeah, they were all legally prescribed. I mean it was ironic,
it was. It was a great time though, Like they
were legally prescribed elect for different different things. But I
took a city extreme and I actually we're doing certain
other things with it, and i look like a couple
of day bench and I'm like, I have a headache
and hold on.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So you were doing drugs? Yes, So why are you
surprised at it?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Lit up? Right?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
True story happened to me. I was doing drugs and
I fell a drug test. Eanxscel, Good morning. Who's this? Hello?
All right? Good morning Jay? Jay?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Jay? What city you calling me from?
Speaker 8 (11:43):
I'm going from Lake Mary, Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Lake Mary, Florida. All right, man. True story happened to me.
What happened to you, Jay?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
True story happened to me. I got hired as a
bartender in downtown Land, Okay, and I skip on a
ticket maybe a couple months ago, and my ticket was
hanging behind the manager who was trying.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
To hire me. What yeah, Okay, say that skip on
the bar tab?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Yeah, we skip on the bar tab and that bar tab.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Ticket so you want to look at you were trying
to get hired as a job. You going to a
place that you ran out on the tab while you're
sitting to get interview. They got your name behind the
manager's desk because you ran out of the tab. Yes, oh,
get hired. Did you ever pay the tab or did
he just let it go?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Well he left the room. When he left the room,
I grabbed the tab and threw it away.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
By your bold. Wow, But day I would never go Okay,
let's say I needed a job in a restaurant. Yeah,
I did a dining dash at that restaurant. You know, yes,
I'm not going to that restaurant to get at But
you did that and you got hired.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
I got hired.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah. How big was the tab.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
To something?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It had to be there behind the managers. Yeah, if
they hold on to it. Yeah, now that's crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
They had quite a few in there.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Minelmo was one of the lowers, so that five.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
Hundred, they had a thousand. Mine was like two sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
And you had no problem reaching behind that desk and
pulling yours off the wall.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Well, you know you're young and brave. Back in the day,
I won't do that now.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
But wouldn't stip on a tab now wow? Oh no, no, no,
I wouldn't do that now yeah wow, okay, okay, that's interesting.
I'll give you that one four oh seven, now one
nine one on six seven eight seven seven now one
nine one on six seven round two. If you can
beat those stories, we got tickets to doz you cat.
True story. It happened to me around two next though
(13:50):
Johnny's House. Three is the time true stories that happened
to me. These are the stories that you've been telling
for years and people are fascinated. Well, we want to
be fascinated to two tickets to Doja Cat at the
Kia Center on November the fourteenth. Let's head over to
Port Orange and say what's up to Vicky? Vicky, Good morning,
good morning? All right, true story happened to me? What happened, VICKI?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So I've always had a passport because my mom is British,
so ever since I was two, and I just renewed it,
renewed it.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
I never had a need for a birth certificate.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, when my passport expired, I was going to the Bahamas,
so I ordered a passport from Virginia, where I was
born okay, And when I got it, I didn't pay
attention to it. I used it when m'hammas came home.
It's sitting on the counter and my girlfriend sees it
and says, why does your first take to get say
you're a male? I said why, Yeah, it says I'm
(14:45):
a man. So I called Virginia. They won't change it.
I have to send them five years of evidence. But
I'm living as a female.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Are you serious? Three children?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I've first three children?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Are you serious? I still have it through that's funny.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Squear to god, I still have it. You know what
my passport, my new passport says female. My sixth past passports,
I'll say femails. But my Firth certificate says male.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Let me tell you something. If they go give me
that headache, I'm ana run as a male till my
antilitics bios. That's crazy, That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I mean, I feel like men get paid more. Anyway.
Maybe when I retire, that's not true, Maybe I'll get
more Social Security. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Right said that's not true? Not here, not a true statement.
I'm not maybe where if you work?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Now, how did you fix it or did you fix it?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I haven't fixed it. It's still my Firth certificate still
says I ordered a second one, thinking maybe it was
just like a typho. No, I have two birth certificates
from the Stay of Virginia that say I'm a male.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That is wild.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I like, how can I prove I mean, can I
send a picture?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Might be? What do you say? I had three? Okay,
how many kids? Three kids? The proof part is what's funny,
Like you have to prove you have to prove it here,
let's go to prove it. Let's go and I'll show
you my husband.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, do I have to send a picture of my goods?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Like?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What do I do? Maybe just for maybe, just maybe
just for one day? It start only fan just say
okay that's me, that is me, and then counsel it.
Of course you hold eazy, hold on a second. Yeah.
The whole prove it part is much funny. I have
(16:35):
birth children. Prove it. Prove it? X al, good morning?
Who's this? Hello?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's Tim?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Hey Tim, Tim? How you doing to good? Good Tim?
Where you calling me from Orlando?
Speaker 9 (16:48):
I'm from outdoor b I'm working in.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Orlando right now? All right? True story what happened? Uh?
Speaker 8 (16:53):
So I was a kid.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
I was about ten or eleven years old. It was
during the summer. I was just home with my mom.
My dad was at work. I told my mom I
was going fishing. So she's like, yeah, okay, whatever, I
go down grabb my fishing run. I went down for
a little bit, but I ended up coming back and
going up into my room. Well, my mom never knew
when went back in my room. So she comes up
(17:14):
from doing laundry. She's looking for me. She can't find me.
She talks to neighbors and neighbors like, oh, yeah, last
time I told me he was head down to the
river to go fishing. So she starts freaking out. She
calls the fire department.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
She called my dad.
Speaker 9 (17:28):
My dad came home from work to the neighborhood. They're
all down near the river, walking up and down the
river looking for me. They thought I had drowned or something.
The fireman come in my room and I don't know
what the heck's going on. And we go outside and
I'm like looking at the house, like is the house
on fire? Why are the fireman here? And it's all
(17:49):
because my mom thought I was missing and drowning the
river and fire apartment. I mean the fire trucks are
parked outside my house, a license flashing. I'm like, what
the heck is going on? And it was all because,
all because my mom never bothered to look in my
room to.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
See why I was home.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
She just wow, when I came back, she thought I.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Was you know what, drowned down in the river. Now
did y'all have a big house or a small house?
It was a pretty big house. Pretty big house. Okay, yeah, because,
uh my mom would have done the same thing, but
she didn't yelled out three times? Yeah you know, wow,
So your mom just just assumed the worst when time
is of the essence. Yeah, I trying to rescue you fast.
(18:32):
And when you're in the once they found you in
the room, where your mom mad at you?
Speaker 9 (18:37):
No, I think she was more embarrassed than anything.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Ye oh, no, my mom would have been mad at me.
Why why didn't you come in the house and tell
me you here? Yeah, that would have been my mom
would have flipped on me quick. Every other day you loud?
Yeah today, mister five man, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Normally he's ad a loud child. He was not loud today. Wow,
great stories, man, been except for that first one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, I did some drugs and I failed to drug test.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Here's the thing. We gotta pull a wheel out. I
gotta put it one through four. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I'm gonna leave him on because that's fair. Yes, it's
not fair. You know what's gonna happen. But oh yeah,
you know what's gonna happen. I hope he does win.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's what I did some drugs and then I went
to the hospital and they said the drug tests look
up like a Christmas tree drugs drugs And sister, did
you do drugs? Oh? I did a lot of drugs. Race.
All right, here we go. Let's see who's going to win. No, okay,
all right, all right, all right, that'll work. Vicky VICKI congratulations. Yes,
(19:42):
wrong passport. Well, you definitely ain't went on that passport.
We're gonna need you to prove you're a woman, don't you.
Cat at the Kids Center November fourteen. Congratulations, good job
with that story, man, excellent, Thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Thank you, all right, you I alter you, thank.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You, appreciate it. She's still rocking the passport as a
male passport, that is awesome man, we're up right here
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