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Speaker 4 (01:18):
Now the Johnny's House Entertainment News with Ray.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Did you guys ever watch Happy Feet?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is that what the dancing?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I've seen clips so cute.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
But now there's a Broadway adaptation of a Happy Feet,
so it's officially in development. Yeah, so the two thousand
and seven Happy Feet movie that is going to be
the one that's based off of so the musical will
reimagine the Oscar winning Emperor Penguins and so yeah, what
they're saying is that Tony winner Michael Arden is the

(01:51):
one that's actually working on it.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So the field good movie.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
It is a very feeld good movie. I think it's
cool to like introduce younger kids and stuff to Broadway,
which this is like a cool way to do it.
But yeah, the film had like so many big stars,
Brittany Murphy, Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, back in the day.
So it was very successful. But I don't know exactly
how the Broadway is going to do, but it's going
to happen.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Broadway's trying to stay alive, so it's going to take
bringing some dancing penguins to the stage.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We're turning a lot of stuff back to the future.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Is a Broadway, Yeah, I think it's a good idea.
It's official Scream eight as it got. Scream seven actually
set a franchise record by the way it out there.
I'm going to put that out there. At the box office,
it brought two hundred million dollars globally. So yeah, so

(02:45):
it should come as no surprise that this is happening.
But Scream eight, what they're saying, is going to be
written by the same people. Uh, but yeah, I have
no idea, no premise who's starring in it coming back? Yeah, so,
I mean the same screen rights producers and all that stuff.
They're actually going to be doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know what, I'd rather watch that than all those
double movies they're producing that I guess.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I mean, I don't even know the storyline anymore, Like
who is the killer guy?

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I mean, it's gotta be. Yeah, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Saying, like what why, Like I remember the original, you know,
was you know, the guy's king around with the mom
and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
But yeah, I remember that. At this point, who's question
he's in the house.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, Oh my gosh. Noah Kahan is actually going to
have a documentary.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, So he dropped a trailer for his upcoming documentary
called Out of Body and it's coming April thirteen to Netflix,
and it's kind of just like post show routines, and
he's gonna like talk about like checking his Twitter and
social media and how like, you know, people like him
up and coming in the industry. So no Cohan, you know,

(03:55):
he's he's big now massive, But he just talks about
like how he buried aids himself in a room and
orders Chaco Bell and like that's how he gets himself
to like, you know, expose his.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Writing the creative process. Yeople. People are interested in that.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, So it's gonna show his struggles obviously to be
becoming successful in all of that, close to giving up music.
So if you're a big Note Kahan fan, Netflix, April thirteen, The.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Million Inspire Some people, look, I sit in the room
all the time, and you talk a bit. I'll do
a damn thing. Maybe, yeah, maybe I should try to
write a song, write something. Yeah, you can win tickets too.
Show was gonna get the Kis Center. That's how big
he is.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
We haven't met at Excel one of six seven dot
com gg fres is opening for him.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Nice, I love that for him. All right, we're gonna
tell you what we did. You want to know about it?
We call him updates. It's next. It's Johnny's house getting
up to eighty one. It's gonna be mostly sunny and
there's only a twenty percent chance of range. Sodine worried
about that. They see yesterday had meetings, went home, had meetings,
took a quick nap, got in a call on, like, dude,
start going back to tutoring, right please, I'll pay you

(04:58):
to go back to tutoring. At the that came home,
he wants to decide he wants to go to the prom.
So we got to go find him. A U A
sup I call. I called, I called Phil up. He said,
come on by. I said, he's grown a little business.
Last the little bigger Now got to getting waid up
on that one. Probably tall too. Yeah, he's talling me.

(05:19):
Uh you got facial hair. I don't understand. I mean
when I think this, I think about what people told
me when I was his age. Nobody gets a haircut,
no one. No.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
He had had a haircut in three months, just slop. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
And he got a beard. And I'm like, I'm looking
at the car on I just want to see a
well groomed It drives my wife crazy. You see my
son walk through here, the little floppy hair. They just
don't beard. He's been that way for years because they
just don't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I told him, I said, you know, man, because of
all of y'all, y'all putting Bob's out of business, then
Bob is right now I can't feed the family.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, because none of you, none of them. That's the
style being no style, looking unkempt.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yes, my son is obsessed with going to the barber.
Really yeah, I wonderful.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
And then and then and then he hit like middle
school high school Jayden used to be.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
He wanted to always have like a really tight fade.
And I line, yep, no, not anymore. I'm sure I'm looking.
I probably saw a thousand kids. Not one good haircut
amongst a bunch of slots. Did that talk to my mom.
She's getting out now, she got a social life. I'm like,
I got a phone came to I got a phone
call on a Saturday night, told me to come in

(06:32):
because I wouldn't going to never see you again.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, she said, yeah. I went to brunch yesterday and
I went to so and so this thing my and
my cousin came and picked me up. I'm like, man,
he ain't over doing it. What you want me to
sit at home?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You do your ma? You do?

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Do?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
You do you? And then watch a little bit of
magic game, went to bed, MS Ray, it is good.
How's that birthday?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
It's good. I was overwhelmed with all the love, so
thank you guys so much. I had Sienna's softball game
last night, which was really fun. It did really well.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Did you eat? Ray said, he's the best burgers in
the world.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I was so mad the concession was closed last night.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
My birthday.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I didn't eat anything leading up to go into the
game because I was like, oh, I'm gonna give me
a burger, I'm gonna give me some peanuts. But yeah,
the concession was closed, they had no need to work
it and I was like, I'll work it.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
A burger.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
No.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
So but after that they did win, and then I
went home and watched the lamar Odam documentary.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
It was as wholely as long is it two or three?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
It's an hour and like twenty five minutes. I want
to say, okay, but yeah he didn't know and show
me things. Yeah, yes, all of it. Punching him in
the face. Absolutely. He did that girl wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
He did her wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's a sad thing is she's living the best life
and he has to live with the fact that he
let a lot of people do that, they let a
bit person go.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah. She did not want to divorce him at all.
So it was just crazy. If you have time to
watch it, I would watch it.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I kind of did for somebody. They damn done the
whole house.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, I mean like him, like you know, she was
like watching over him, yeah, and saving his life and rehab.
Wasn't she dating someone James Harden and she loved him
to look over to be with him. You could see
it in that documentary. There's videos of him in the
rehabit like you could see that she loves him so much,
trying to get him better.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'm sure he probably knows at the heart of it
that that's the worst decision you ever made and the
best thing that ever happened to him. But there's nothing
you could do demon had him. Yeah, I mean I
would go in with the drugs.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, but she is.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
The best reason to never talk to him ever again.
After watching that.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Documentay, don't tell because I want to see that.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Talk to him ever again.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Not a forgiving heart.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Nope, really, after she put her life on hold for
four months at least, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Wow four months? Come on, you could wait four months?
It was fine.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was exhausted yesterday, so I went home.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I slept for a good chunk in the afternoon. It
was actually pretty glorious.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I was supposed to take some calls, and I turned
my phone on silent because I didn't I didn't even
want them to wake me up. So then I hit
them all back and say, Okay, I'm a waking.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Now what do you need? What can we do? What
do you need?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
So I did that, and then I you know, I
I I write on the side. So I've been working
on a script and I finished it. But then I
read it and I wasn't sold on it. So I
came up with an idea, and so I wanted to
get it down before I lost the vibe. Yeah yeah,
I rewrote it last night or yesterday afternoon and finished it.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Now I'm done. I'm going to stop because I don't
want to mess it up.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
So now so I don't know, I'm going to reach
out to my friend who was a He has a
movie production company in California. I went to high school
with him and I've known him since middle school, and
see what he thinks. I really honestly want to make it.
It's a short, so it'd be festival style, but I
don't I don't know what to do next, and I
don't want to hand it over to someone at full soil,
like I could probably do that, but I don't want
to hand it over someone. But I also don't want

(09:54):
to like act like I know what I'm doing, You
know what I mean? So you don't want to direct
and produce because I would like to, but I would
need somebody that's actually done it. Yeah, but I mean
I doing the research. It's going to cost me to
do it anywhere between like two and ten thousand dollars
and so I don't know if I have that.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Kind of money lying around, So we'll see. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
It's just fun and it's really good. I mean I
think I'm great, but it is really good. Yeah. So
did that And then my wife and I we just
ordered food and we didn't feel like making anything last night,
and we watched two episodes of The Madison, which is
the Taylor Sheridan So it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Shoe Feiffer's great in it. Yeah, yeah, it's really good.
I mean something about his uh he's the director of
producer all of it. Yeah, it's something about it that
the A list Hollywood stars say, I want to be
a part of it. Yeah, because before if you were
a list, you know, Hollywood star, you couldn't do TV.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Reading the credits, I believe they all get a cut,
like they're all they're all producers, Like Kurt Russell is
a producer on it.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Gotcha.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
But it's a great show. And I think now TV,
because of streaming and all this, so TV is just
as big as moviem Oh yeah, now, oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
So, but Taylor Sheridan just has a way of Maybe
it's because he lets them do their thing. He has
a way of writing and then letting them do their thing.
That's just like a great storytelling. And Hollywood ain't what
it used to be them. They're not knocking on the
doors a list of actors anymore. Yeah you want to eat, right? Yeah,
they're making double movies.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
So yeah, it's the Madison's really good. It's it's not
what you would think. What network is that Paramount Plus?
I think it's on CBS now, and then pat plus
is pay even. That's because that's the regular paramount that's
not the same. Yeah, Paramount plus is. I believe it's
on CBS and then it goes to Paramount plus. I think,
like Marshall's like, all the Yellowstone stuff ends up on

(11:40):
paramunt Plus.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I can't buy anymore. I can't pay. I can't do
any more streams now. I have like three, you.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
See, Paramount Plus is the one I have because it
has Survivor had Yellowstone, It's got so it's got all
the stuff I watch. I don't have the others. A
free trial, right, I would forget Come on, I forget
what if that? Oh damn, I let the free trial.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
I don't a reminder on your phone.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I don't have any of the others. I don't have HBO,
don't all that stuff. I just have the ones I use,
which is.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
See, you would have to show me how to put
a reminder on the phone the whole process here doing that.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Really, what you should do is start it and cancel
it at the same time. But you still got seven
days or whatever it is. Oh okay, yeah, okay. So
once you start a profile like literally canceled the second
you do it, okay, and you get because it'll tell
you you can use our service for seven days.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
We hate to see you go because every month I
get to charge from from Amazon. And that's because I
signed up for the book. What is that book? Yeah,
a Kendle thing, but it was a free trial.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Yeah that sucks.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
And every month who charged me five dollars and then
I get mad and forget about it till the next month.
And yeah, all right, so no I'm not doing that.
And I only only got one book in the three
months that I've done that. So all right, listen, it's
time for us to find out what's happening in your world,
what's on your mind? You control the show. What is
on your mind, what you want to talk about, Gounna.

(13:00):
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(13:20):
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We gotta support them, but we need to find out
what's on your mind. Let's talk about it next on
Johnny's Sullen Right now, all right, you control the show
for the next about four or about thirty minutes or so.
We need to find out what is on your mind?
What is it you think that we should talk about.
And let's go to Lake Mary and talk to Carrie.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
Hey, Carrie, Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Good? Care a right? What's up? What's up? What's what
you want us to talk about?

Speaker 7 (14:03):
So?

Speaker 9 (14:03):
I just think work in a forty hour work week,
it's such a drag.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
We need to we need to sign some kind of petition.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
Let's make Friday a full weekend day.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
What would you do? I like that? And the schedule
where you do like three twelves and then you all
work three days on four days off. What do you
think about that?

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Yeah, that's all right. I like I like Monday through
Thursday and then see how days of four days of
work and three days a weekend.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
There's a lot of offices that I know that close,
like at two or three on Fridays, which is cool,
Like a lot of offices I don't know if yours.

Speaker 9 (14:38):
Oh yeah, that's that's good. Not mine though, damn on
my way to work right now.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Really yeah, I think I would do if I did
the three days on, it would be uh, I do
Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I think the way they do it though, generally, is
they rotate that so everyone doesn't get stuck with it.
So like, yeah, oh okay, so some months you'll have that,
and then some months you'll be the one that's on
the weekends.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
Yeah. And I like to go in early so that
I get my eight hours in and get home early.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay. Carry, I mean it's first thing in the morning
and you're already regretting going to work already, yes, already,
you know what turn around going on?

Speaker 9 (15:16):
It's a dark out.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's a dark out. I'll write you a note just
stay home today.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, I'll blame you from not wanting to go.

Speaker 11 (15:24):
All right, I'm going to turn around right now.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, come back here, get that note till bra
give it. Write a note.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I don't know if they care who I am. She said,
week It sucks, it does, the worst part of it
is you still can't afford things.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, that's it. You put in your forty hours and
just still broke.

Speaker 12 (15:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Nick from Orlando?

Speaker 13 (15:45):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Nick?

Speaker 6 (15:48):
Good morning?

Speaker 9 (15:49):
Love love you guys.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Hey, we love you, man. Sure, So what's on your mind?
What should we talking about? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (15:56):
You know it's buddy. I'm on lunch the other day
walking into publics and I noticed this gentleman that is.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Walking past the cards, that's backing up the cards.

Speaker 14 (16:09):
Did not see the gentleman, but almost sitting. Okay, So
and I get the I get the beer, I get
the excitement, but I'm just seeing the guy walk into
the stores.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I'm behind following him and just could not let it go.
I mean, he was just super angry.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Just could not let it go.

Speaker 14 (16:27):
And so I took a moment, took a step back,
and I'm like, wow, like even being on the road
and someone cutting you off. Yeah, sometimes sometimes it's just
your behavior.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
You've gotta let things go out.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, you're crazy, You're gonna follow a stranger in a
store somewhere. People don't fight anymore, they shoot.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Yeah that's why I look the other way. So but no, no, no,
it's it's funny, like you know, you can really really change, like,
you know, the attitude out of out of your day.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, you know how yeah, how.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
You control your behavior, how you know you're feelings. Because
we're all dealing.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
With a chaotic brain, everybody, every and it's getting we
were talking about it this morning when I came in, Brian,
it's the world crazy, right, Yeah. Hey, I was listening
to this program and this guy's asked, why aren't the
aliens visiting us?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
They said, aliens look down here and go nah, uh no,
we don't want any part of that. So, Johnny, they're
waiting us out. They know we're gonna kill each other
off in the next five years or so, and they
can just roll right in.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm like, damn, the aliens are like too much chaos.
Now we're good. We're good, and we'll come back when
you idiots fall, So knock yourselves out.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
Nick.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I like what you're saying. Hey, everybody, just take a
moment and control your attitude. You're changing the attitude, can
you know, de escalate a whole lot of stuff. Man,
you hold on a second. Be what they're saying over there.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Now, let's the XL mobile power by Attorney Dan Newlin.
Interact need a check, It's a no brainer. Just call
Attorney Dan Newlan. Someone said, with the historic Artemis launch
that's happening later today, if all goes well, what historic
events have you witnessed, whether they be joyous or tragic?
They witnessed the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion. Now when they
say witnessed it on television, yeah, and I don't know

(18:11):
if they I watched the Challenger, yes, from school, because
I was in fifth grade and we would walk out
into the yard like the grass and watch it, even
though we weren't close.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
That's crazy. I was in I was in radio. It's
my first job, and I was doing overnights and I
slept in the afternoon and when I woke up from
to go back in, they told me you were in
the fifth grade.

Speaker 15 (18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I was in the fifth grade, Miss Dura's class at
Willson Elementary School. Every launch, we would get together and
walk outside and even though you could only see the
little smoke go up, we'd watch it go up and
we go back inside.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah. And wow, I mean we witnessed on television polls. Yeah,
I mean almost. I mean that, I'll never forget that.
That Sunday morning, it was like what Yeah, I was
off what Yeah, And I watched the the towers from
the radio stage from the TV in the other control room.
But I don't I can't recall anything personally watching anything.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
I think when same sex marriage became late it was
like history. Yeah, you know, I went downtown to like
City Hall.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, it's a big event down there. Yeah. Wow, I
don't know. I want to find out from you burn
anything other than no, that's I.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Mean again, on TV, I've seen a lot of stuff,
Like I saw the other Space Shuttle like break up
over Texas because I was working that.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Morning and was on it was on team. You saw
it actually on television. Was happening TV real time?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, But like the only one I saw with my
own eyes and it was from a distance was the Challenger.
But I was in fifth grade and Sanford. Did y'all
know what the time or later on? They said, no, we.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Pretty much we were.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I mean we've seen a bunch of them and it
didn't look right, and yeah, you knew pretty They took
us all back inside pretty.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Quick, say something right right? Yeah? Oh wow. I want
to find out what is the history that you've witnessed,
either during it when it happened on television or in person.
Uh the person that text that INOK here with four
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on television or in person. We want to hear from you.
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shining today. You guys want to get into some history
that you've witnessed on television when it happened or you
were actually there. I got some tickets to Joji on
the line from Lakeland, Hey, Erica, Johnny South All right,
well was this in person or on television when it
happened real time?

Speaker 11 (20:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Okay, what was it?

Speaker 7 (20:52):
Nine eleven?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh you you were? You were in the area.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
I was.

Speaker 15 (20:57):
I was a freshman year in college. So well, the
first class was what went well? The second classes told
us it was canceled. So I got, you know, happy,
I got to go home early and got to the
train station and realized the train stations were closed and
I had just started taking the train. So when before
and the five was shut down, I'm like, oh my god,
I'm gonna get home. And then we start of realizing
what was going on. People running across the bridge. I

(21:17):
saw many people just covered in dust.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Okay, okay, hold on, Eric, So you did at that point,
you didn't know what what happened, not.

Speaker 15 (21:24):
Until I got to the train station and realized everything
was closed, and then saw the chaos of people just running.
And I spent hours looking for.

Speaker 9 (21:32):
Herself for I paid for one to call my mom
and said, like, what am I going to do?

Speaker 15 (21:36):
And until I realized what was going on? I was
able to contact and on then if in Brooklyn at
that time, and it took hours to come and find
me downtown Brooklyn, and I ended up spending.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
But three days stuck in Brooklyn because they weren't letting traffic.

Speaker 15 (21:52):
Go to my hand.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Wow, what were you thinking when you saw people running
past you covered in ash?

Speaker 15 (21:58):
I was so scared. I mean, I'm eighteen, just got
you know, got out of high school my freshman year
in college, and it was like I was scared. And
then you know, finally when I found where my aunt
was able to find me, I don't. I can't even
remember how because it was Payphon.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
And I didn't know the area that well from my hand.

Speaker 15 (22:15):
And some that time broken, I'm like, okay, well I'm
going to go.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
So I just saw her.

Speaker 15 (22:19):
I'm in the street. I just sat down and just
seeing people just clossing over, people crying, and you know,
I didn't understand the magnitude til I got home and
who was listening to the neils? And I spent three
days in my aunt's house with my cousins because they
were only letting emergency vehicles crossed the bridge, so you
were pretty much the stuck where you were at.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
That's that I have family there.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
But all those bars in New York got my Look.
I know I'm eighteen, but brown needed Don't you think
we all need a drink? You know we all could
use a drink right now? You all agree.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
That's a heartbreaking.

Speaker 10 (22:51):
I know.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I know you can hear in the emotions in your
voice right now. Are you still you're feeling it right now?

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (22:57):
When I talk about it whenever, I still remember like
I was, like I said, eighteen or seventeen, actually got
I just got out of.

Speaker 9 (23:03):
High school, just crying, just watching the news and just
just come with.

Speaker 15 (23:07):
My family and just so happy when my aunt was
able to cross over and take me over to my
hand where I lived, and you know, just I was
just across from a different borough from my family. But
I was so happy when I got to my house,
to my parents, and you know, everybody was safe.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
How was it trying to go back to school?

Speaker 11 (23:25):
It was okay.

Speaker 15 (23:25):
I mean it took a little bit, but you know,
like I said, in New York, so we're Revillian. But
back to the story, my dad actually ended up walking
from New Jersey. He worked right over Fort Lee, and
he had to walk pretty much.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
All the way home that day from Jersey.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
From Jersey. Even tell you who from Jersey?

Speaker 15 (23:43):
From Fort Lee, Jersey, which is kind of right over
the bridge. But you're talking about we lived, you know,
in Harlem.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
So it was your dad, your dad, Like, I got
a family, I need to get home. Yes, let's get home.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
There's a ton of people walking away.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
He imagine, right you walking down the street and as
people cover with it. Wow, I'd have to stop somebody.

Speaker 11 (24:02):
I would.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
I would literally be like, the world is out there.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
What's going on over there? Please? I know some wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Can you tell me be what they say over now?
Let's see XL Mobile Power by Attorney Dan Newlan in
the wrec need to check. It's a no brainer. Just
call Attorney Dan newl And someone said they just moved
to Florida before the challenger went up, so their parents
took him out of school and they went to sit
on the beach and watch it over there on the coast.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
And that's when obviously it happened.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
And then someone said they were about three blocks away
from the Oklahoma City bombing in the lobby waiting for
a job interview.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Look, chill right there. Wow, Okay Erica from Lakeland, if
you want to go, we got two tickets to Joji
at the Kia Center. Ray. What's going on now?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
The Johnny's House Entertainment News?

Speaker 15 (24:42):
What's Ray?

Speaker 5 (24:43):
All right? Mister Diddy Combs is serving a fifty month
sentence right now after his conviction on prostitution related charges,
which we all know, and he has argued that a
judge sentenced him improperly.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
His judges is a fight as they are, Yes.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
So Shonda Coombs. His release date from prison has been
moved up again. From what they're saying. The Federal Bureau
of Prison's website is saying that he will be released.
His appeal actually is April ninth, so that hearing next week. Yeah,
his appealing conviction for his hearing and all that stuff
is April ninth. But it looks like, uh, he is

(25:25):
now expected to be released on April fifteenth, twenty twenty eight. Okay,
he was previously said to be released April twenty fifth.
Before that, it was June fourth, So I mean phone
he did, yes, he did. So as of right now,
the timeline kind of like has fluctuated. It's moved up
a little bit. I mean, ten days isn't really that

(25:46):
big of a difference lifetime.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
And so something happened last Yeah, yes, all right.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
You're right, you're right. But if you look at it,
you went from June four worth jour April fifteenth, twenty eight.
That's a big I went from living around her. It
did that to yourself, It did that to yourself. So,

(26:13):
like I said, that hearing though, is coming up April ninth,
so there might be some more decisions that are coming
down the line. We don't need to talk about that.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
It's not gonna end.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah, it's not gonna happen. So anyways, that's that. Meghan
the Stallion is hospitalized right now. Yeah, so she's a
little ill. She's hospitalized in New York City. And this
was like mid performance during her Mulan Rouge the musical,
forcing her to leave the stage early. And Megan started
feeling very sick, they said, which prompted her to be

(26:43):
transported to a local hospital. With her conditions still being evaluated.
That's all we really know. I mean, we don't really
know much.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I have a question now as a Broadway performer, did
she wait till the end of the act?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
No, this was mid performance?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Dam I feel bad?

Speaker 12 (26:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Not all in.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
A must go on?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Well, I mean, we don't know her sickness. Maybe she
was like pooping herself or someone who knows, But yeah,
she started feeling sick, and so, like I said, her hairstylist,
you know, is asking fans to support her. Every prayer
is meaningful, and they're at the hospital. That's all we
really know.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Like I said, I got a prediction.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
H huh.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
They were write it off as exhaustion.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Probably that probably exhaustion, or maybe she's pregnant. Who knows.
Tiger Woods is definitely seeking treatment. We saw this come coming.
But the crazy thing is that his ID lists him
as a safe driver. Somebody found that out, and I'm like,

(27:41):
I'm sorry, what, no.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Way that means? Mine means nothing?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah, exactly, So he said, I know, and I understand
the seriousness of the situation I find myself in today,
and I'm stepping away for a period of time to
seek treatment and focus on my health. He added that
he's taking whatever time he's needed to kind of like
return to a healthier, stronger person in a more focused place.
But personally and professionally, he needs to just tune in.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
You know whoever wrote that, I mean, he said exactly
what you're supposed to exactly.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
It's not really clear what he's seeking treatment for, since
he claims his like they.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Found two pills in his pocket. I forgot the name
of them.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Yeah, so I don't know. He keeps saying that he
was looking down at his phone that's when he clipped
the other vehicle. He also pluged not guilty to the
charges yesterday.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
So you pass a car looking down at your phone
at the same time. Yeah thing.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Yeah, but that's what he's claiming.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
I say that too.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
It's not crazy that his idea says safe driver.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Mine means nothing. He is a driving the best way
that I can. I thought I earned that little star
him a solid better insurance. That's what.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I know.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
He doesn't need a car. He shouldn't even be in
this situation. You got a billion dollars in the bank
and you'll hire a driver. It's crazy. I get it.
Get over black, dude. Yeah, for real. It make you
feel like it's your car while you while you're in it.
I'm just saying updating. You know what's happening in the work.
The one right now training, what's trending? Brought to you
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(29:16):
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Speaker 16 (29:18):
Well.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
The Iran War appears to be entering a new phase.
President Trump to reporters yesterday that he expects the military
operations to wrap up in the next two to three weeks.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Okay, which was good news. The market really reacted to
that flipped the other way.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
He said negotiations between the two countries are underway, though
he said a formal deal isn't required to end the
whole thing. It's gonna talk to the nation tonight at
nine pm and give what the White House says is
an important update on the war.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, so tonight nine pm you'll get a full update.
Be sleep. Yeah, me too, I'll catch it in the morning.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Closer to home, the NFL owners voted unanimously for the
Jacksonville Jaguars to play the entire twenty twenty seven season
at Camping World Stadium. They're stadium up in Jacksonville's getting
a massive renovation.

Speaker 12 (30:00):
UH.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Florida Central Sports CEO Steve Hogan's at the Big Street
party yesterday.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
So when we saw that, we kind of knew. Mascot
leaders mascots already on site.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
The owner and Trevor Lawrence, the quarterback, were there via
video big screen talking about how excited they are to
play in Orlando. Now, the team's gonna stay in their
facility in Jacksonville and just travel. They're just gonna drive
down here one hundred and fifty miles for game day.
That would be pretty I mean for NFL players. Will
take them back to their college and high school days
and they're gonna be pimp buss. But they'll probably bring
them in the day before, put them up in a

(30:32):
hotel and then and then go to the state all
of that. Yeah, but like while you prep for game day,
your your facilities are better than anything we have here.
So they're gonna stay there and do that. Camer World
Stadium is currently undergoing its renovations, four hundred million dollar
renovations to get ready for next year.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Then they just have a big soccer matchel last night.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, they started the renovations in December, so they're just
kind of working through it because the're not really upgrade
in the field. They're upgrading luxury suites, concourse concessions, restroom guaranteed,
the locker rooms.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, I'm sure they got to be an NFL standard yep.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
So they're doing all that and that's going to be
done in December of next year, right in time for
or It's like summer of next year, right in time
for the season to start because they're not playing this year,
they're playing next year. It's gonna be the first time
that there's a regular NFL season game in Orlando. We
do the Pro Bowl, we've done some preseason games, we've
never done a regular season game. Oh so a lot
of people are excited because they're thinking this will show. Hey, look,

(31:24):
we can sustain an NFL team. What y'all got They said,
y'all got Tampa. We'll see how it goes can go
down the road. But a lot of people are already
talking online. I'm not sure if they don't if they're
just being funny, or they don't understand how this works.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Jacksonville's moving to Orlando. No, they're no.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
No, they're doing a billion dollar renovation in Jacksonville. It's
not so they can move here, and they're just staying
in our house for a little while. Knowing how you are,
how did you not say anything to that post?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I just let it go. Yeah, yeah, I just let it.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
At that point, it's kind of like is it worth it?
You can't successfully argue it was stupid? Yeah, So I
thick and chew. They're basically just renting, rerunting. They're staying
with us for a while Airbnb. Yes, yeah, that's all yall. Yeah,
you wouldn't be able to tell we by yesterday. We
reacted as if we so instead of duvall, it's Orlando. Listen.

(32:20):
I'm excited for NFL to be here, but like after
minds the last Jacksonville experience with the du Vall. People listen,
I'm gonna go to the games. They like watching the NFL.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Good luck get tickets because if you got a hook up,
please let us know.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, tickets are gonna be hard to come by because
Jacksonville fans are gonna come down for sure. Their season
ticket holders are going to get first DIBs on everything, obviously,
and then we're go get what's left. But everyone here
wants to go. They're so excited. So yes, obviously it's
gonna be very hard practice. I will not participate in that.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Well maybe we should go.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
No, No, it would be like because it isn't you
all the county.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, so we're don't be like, oh, oh out there
his name, random counties. They don't yell pasco up and
do ball.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
That it works.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Desmond Bays scored twenty one points and Jalen Suggs added
twenty and the Magic held off the Suns last night
one fifteen, one eleven, getting back into the win column.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
A little worried. It was Todd going into the foshotal.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Well the Suns are good, so I was like, whatever, man,
But the Magic gonna have forty and thirty five. They're
guaranteed the spot in the playing round, so they're definitely
getting that. They could still play their way up to
fifth uh and lock in a spot, but with seven
games left, they gotta win them all seven game Yeah.
So they host the fifth place Hawks tonight. So if
we could beat the Hawks, then we jump a little
higher because their fifth knocked them down a little bit.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
It's still doable.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, and shout out to Desmond Bank And he was
one of twelve finalist announced for the Twyman Stokes Player
Our Teammate of the Year Award.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, so that's pretty cool. No, he's been I mean
once it got he started playing his butt off. Man.
Congratulates and on that we come back, we don't talk
about Artemis two and the first time if you ever
saw a launch, we're gonna get into that next time, Johnny.
Now getting up to eighty one. Big day in Central Florida.
Artemis two launch window is set for six twenty four
this evening, and they say all the popular launch spots,

(34:18):
launch spots are sold out. Man, they got the million
dollar RVs out there. People are camping out ready to go.
And I was all they selling ri. I was thinking
about going and checking it out. But the trap for
me to go, I would have to like leave soon
as we got off the air and find a spot.

Speaker 12 (34:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah, Well they're talking about like residents need to get
their grocery shopping done by noon.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
The resident snow get off streets and out around that.
It's just one lane.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
So you come over the bridge by the cruise tinals.
It's going to be crazy. They expect four hundred thousand
people watching the launch. I want to find out when
did you find when did you see your first actual launch?
Not on the TV, but looked up and saw where
were you?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Brian with h in person, he looked up. It's hard probably,
I mean yeah, because I was boring. It was no
big thing.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
No, so when it's from the second it started, we
always went outside in school and watched it go up.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
So for you, it's just like another Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
The closest I've been is my aunt and uncle used
to have a little condo that was on the inner
coastal over on that side, so I've been over there
to watch.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, that's the closest I've been about you.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
I would say I was the first time. I like
remember sixth grade or six years old, really and we
were in kindergarten, same thing. We went outside and I
like to look up at the sky.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
So it was like, okay, let's go do this. Yeah,
I was when I moved here thirty or plus years ago.
I'll never forget it. There was a young lady that
worked here. She was like twenty, and I didn't know anybody.
So she said, I'll show you around and she said,
that's a launch tonight. Okay, what does that mean? Rockets
going up? Okay? So and I now forget this. We

(35:51):
I was in Lake Mary and she said we're gonna
go watch it. And she picked me up and we
pull up to this house and it's like eleven forty
five and I said, I said, whose house is this?
Oh it's my parents. They watch it too, so.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
I'm like, it's like a family thing.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
So so she opened the door and went in. I
stood outside. She goes, come in right. I'm like, uh,
I'm straight from North Carolina. It's eleven forty five. It's
just a twenty year old girl. And okay. So I
walked in and it was like, hi, and this is
Johnny just started working at the station.

Speaker 12 (36:23):
There.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Everybody's really nice. And went outside and looked up and
I was like, so what we're looking. Oh, it changed everything.
It lit up tonight. I never Yeah, you see it
on TV all the time.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Yeah, it's really cool when it's night time, is yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
And it was the first time I saw I looked
at it. I'm like, wow.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
They weren't usually at night. Usually do them during the day.
Usually usually in the morning. Oh, this was at night,
and I'll never forget the whole time. I was just
like I couldn't wait to call call back in North
Carolina and say I saw a rocket.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Go what do you mean lit up to night? I
mean you hear the sound, and it was the craziest thing.
So I get an appreciation out of it. I mean morning,
I was driving somewhere and I was, uh, been partying
all night, and I looked up when I thought the
scott a plane, it blew up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
And today, I mean it's like theme parks. If you've
been here forever, like you get just you're jaded. You
take it for granted. Like the first one was in
eighty one. I was a kid here. I watched it like, okay, cool,
we shoot stuff in the space whatever, dude, No.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
It's normal. Yeah, if you've never been here. Even here now,
if they have an early morning one, we'll turn off
all the lights and just look at it. Whino go okay,
and then just go back inside. But yeah, if you
live here, you don't understand. It's like people like you said,
going to a theme park. Yeah, you take it for granted.
You take it for granted.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
We send things into space right down the road. Hello, Yeah,
this is only what one of three or four places.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
In the world.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Yesterday we were like, nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
It's like, actually amazing. We're just so used to it.
It's like, but it's crazy because like, oh, this is big,
this is this is gonna be the beginning of space
travel at four hundred thousand people.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'm like, really, well, this is the first step to
back to the moon. So that's why I think this
one's like they keep saying where they're going to the moon.
They're not landing on the moon this time, no, no,
but this is the first step to going is going
to loop around it.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
So I was like, okay, so that's happening today at
six twenty four unless there's a delay. And that's the
thing when you go see a launch, you know, I
remember it was one a couple of years ago. It
was a big one where people tried to stay and
they put it off and put it off, and they finally, Hell,
this is what.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Was supposed to be weeks ago. I had a wheel
it back in, fix some leaks, and wheel it back out.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Man, all right, so it'll be happening six twenty four
today history will be made right here in central Florida.
I would come back you wanted it. We're gonna spin
the wheels of old topicy one right now. All you
got to say, Hey, we want to do some of
the old topics y'all used to do back in the day.
So we brought out the wheel. It's called spin the
will of topics. So Brian, if you can be at
will find out we're gonna talk about right now. It's

(38:39):
a circustine.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Here we go, all right, spending that wheel is we've
done this when recently but not too recently.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
You get to ask one yes or no question and
we have to answer it. Make them different, make them different,
Be creative, Yeah, be creative and make them yes or no? Yeah,
yes or no, Yes or no.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Now there's an opportunity for you to call up and
ask us anything that you've ever wanted to ask, but
it has to be in yes or no form. Okay.
And and now, last time I think we did a
couple months ago, was it you had an opportunity to
explain or I mean.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I guess I think we gave one opportunity of them. Yeah,
one of us have one that you can explain if
you feel like you need to. You need to hold
on to that explanation tightly, yeah, because after that it's
just yes or no. So whatever it is you always
wanted to ask. I mean, because a lot of you,
you know, they say you only meet about three percent
of the people actually listen to the show, So that means.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
The whole lot of y'all that we've never met. Some
of y'all have watched us on our on our on
our listening to the podcast, watch the live stream. You've
always wondered something you always wondered, how do you do
this when this one time? You wake up? When time
if it's something different. Now we've been doing this for
a minute, So a lot of the questions you already
know the answer to. But think of something that you
you always thought about. You know, when you're driving in

(40:08):
your car and you hear us talk every day. Sometimes
there's questions that go in your mind and go, hey,
I wonder if well, you ain't got to wonder anymore.
Just ask us. You know it'll be in a yes,
but no form. Anybody won't give an.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Example, but that one already came through the XL mobile already.
I'll throw Okay, have you ever hooked up with a
guest on the show?

Speaker 10 (40:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
No for me? Well damn, I've been here thirty Yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
We'll take it as a yes, yes, yeah, that was
easy yes or no, yeah, yes, yes, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
To think it was a long time ago, A long
time ago. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
You don't even explain yes or no.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
You're back in the day Jade's there was a Disney
star that was spitting game at me. But I didn't.
I didn't take up any sort of trying because she
was famous. She did say that. I remember that. It's like, dude,
what are you doing? You're wasting this. I'm like, what
do you mean wasting it? She's flirting with you.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I'm like, no, she's not a Disney star. Ye, but
I didn't do anything. So she answers no of course
she was. Yeah, I was young too, Rare. I mean
I was much younger than I am.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Now, well I understand that, but you didn't work here
when you're eighteen.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Most Disney stars aren't as young as they portrayal.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Yeah, that's true, that is true.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yes, wow, yes or no? Anybody else on the on
the mobile four one sixty seven. We will try to
answer them before we go throw it out there for
you to do. So, uh, four one oh sixty seven,
yes or no question. We'll answer a couple of them
now before we get back into it. One of you,
we're gonna hook you up with two tickets to Joji
at the Kia Center. This will be the first one

(41:52):
that makes us have to explain. If you answer us
a question and we answer it and we have to
explain what it is, uh, then we will give you
tickets to see Joji at the Kia Center.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
This is an easy one on them. Okay, Well, do
you like doing events like the cruise? Oh yeah, yeah,
that's an easy one of course. Yeah, Oh yeah, for sure. Absolutely,
that's fun. I mean to be honest, and it's not
explaining it, just going on and detailing what you're saying.
Is that if we really didn't like doing yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah, yeah, we wouldn't do it. We wouldn't do it.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
So now they're starting to stack up on the xt mobile.

Speaker 13 (42:21):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
All right, four oh seven now one nine one O
six seven eight seven seven nine one nine one o
six seven. We'll do as many as we can. Yes
or no, and if we have to explain two tickets
to Joji at the Kia Center coming up on seven
to one. Any question you've always wanted to answer to,
but it has to be in a yes or no form.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
The harder the better, Okay, Johnny, get in trouble for
being mean to callers? No, no, they say, because you
haven't done it in a long time. It seems so
they thought you got in trouble.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Well, then you know what it was is that is
that I did it because I hated answering them, and
now that it's just us, I try to be as
pleasant as possible, you know, get in trouble now. Now
today I did say hey, hey, hey dude, seriously, if
you keep saying you can't hear me, I'm gonna hang out. Yeah,
because I'm like, hello, are you there? I'm here? Are
you there? Hello?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
You there.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Okay, listen, if you say that one more time, I
hang up. Oh no, don't hang up. So you heard me?
So you just want to mess with me? All right?
Four oh seven now one nine one O six seven
eight seven seven now one nine one o six seven.
Any question you want, yes or no, and you can
listen to the answers when we get back on Johnny's House.
It's gonna be sunny today. There's a twenty percent chance
of rain. Eighty one is the high sixty one right now,

(43:36):
spend the whyl of old Topics and it says yes
or no. That's where you could ask us anything you
want and we can answer yes or no. If we
need to explain what it is, then somebody's gonna get
a pair of tickets. See Jo g at the Kia
Center coming up on seven one Yes or no four
oh seven nine one nine one O six seven eight
seven seven nine one nine one o six seven. Anything

(43:58):
you've ever wanted to know about the show about us individually?
You can ask the question, but it has to be
and yes or no fashion all right, from like no, no, o,
what's up?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (44:09):
What's up?

Speaker 15 (44:09):
Man?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (44:10):
Good?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
How you doing man?

Speaker 15 (44:11):
Good?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Good?

Speaker 17 (44:12):
Goody, thanks good man.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yet you clear your name yet?

Speaker 17 (44:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah my name.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Is because that's good. Not much about it. But not
in the streets, man, not in the streets down no, no, no, no,
in the streets. All right, well I know I know
that way too well, all right that yes or no?
So my daughter just is funny.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
Just the last week, she goes, dad, did you ever
cheat on mom?

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
And I said, whoa. I'm like, Po'm like, hold on
a second. So I flipped. I said, what did you do?
What did you do? You ask me?

Speaker 8 (44:53):
Because that was all I want to asked the I'm like, god, no,
I didn't cheat on mom, of course not.

Speaker 9 (44:58):
She's looking at me like just asking him.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
So that was that was tough. I'll tell you tell me.
So she made you uncomfortable, and you want to call
us and ask us the same thing.

Speaker 9 (45:10):
Hey, let's to whose guys?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Whose guys?

Speaker 12 (45:11):
Who?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Okay, you gotta be you gotta be specific though, Yeah, yeah,
I know you know spouse mom? You know, so you
want to know if we ever see it on our spouses?

Speaker 13 (45:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
you said, Now you're asking too many questions, said spouses.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I know you love to go the long way to everything.
This is one yes or no question. Yeah, so what
did you what is it? Did we are cheat on
our spouses? Yeah? Me, absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
No.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
No, no, when I was in high school, that's different.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Sorry, right, no spouse no now, no, that's that's a
crazy question.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, some people can some people can answer no. It's
not really well to say she deserved it.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
But no.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Okay, alright, all right, we're gonna go wrong on this
one man.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Okay, all right, Uh, let's see XCEL. Good morning. Who's this? Hello?

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Hey? What's your name?

Speaker 12 (46:09):
Stephanie?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
All right, Stephanie asked a question yes or no?

Speaker 7 (46:14):
So my question is, if you guys could change your past,
would you guys go back and change it knowing that
it made you guys to people?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Wow, that's very good. So see there's nuances today.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Question.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
But if you have to just say yes or no, yeah, okay.

Speaker 18 (46:35):
Knowing where you guys ended up today, where your guys'
life is today, would you still change the past.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
If you If she's asking me like that, I would
say no, yeah, yeah, blanketly no. If I get to
throw some nuances, yeah, yeah, but no no, no, no, No,
that's a good one though, That's a very good one. Okay,
hold on, sir, I like that. Carly from Orlando, Hey, Carly,
good morning.

Speaker 9 (47:00):
How are you guys good?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Carly? Yes or no?

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Do you always like your co workers?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Do we always like?

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (47:11):
So like you know something like I love my stub,
but sometimes I don't always like you?

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Do you always like your coworkers, like the current ones
or like previous ones?

Speaker 16 (47:22):
I mean, I guess that's getting specific, but I mean
I guess.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I don't need to dance around it. No, yeah, me, Yeah,
I like I like my coworkers because to me is
a dislike and I don't dislike anybody. So yes, I
said always always, I can say no to that. Yeah,
I've always liked them.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Ray, that's hard.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Well, somebody go get some jokes.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Yeah yeah yeah, also yeah no, okay, all right, hold on, Carly,
all right, right?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
What they're saying over that? Yes?

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Have you ever faced in face and overcome a childhood fear?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yes? Yes, yes, yes. Okay.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Have you ever said anything on the air that you
instantly regretted?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Yes, no, And you hooked me up with wood Tang
Final concert Tour tickets.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
No, no, no, no, okay, no explanation needed, no, no,
all right, bro, let's see.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
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Speaker 2 (48:31):
Do you ever get mad or irritated with each other? Yes?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yes, yes, I mean why wouldn't you? And we spend
more time together with each other than with anybody else.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
For sure in life. Let's see you think somebody surprised
by that? I don't know. Has any other local morning
show ever thrown shade at you guys?

Speaker 11 (48:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Absolutely, yes, let's see absolutely. Have you ever been reprimanded
for something you said on the radio? Yes, yeah, recommend Yeah,
I have three little letters. I'm not going to say that.
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I don't okay. Is you know I wouldn't have said
it like that? Is that a reprimand I wouldn't said
it exactly like that?

Speaker 14 (49:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Then no?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah. Do you guys have agents that deal with your contracts? No? No, no,
no I should Maybe I wouldn't get screw ito hard
No hold on that one. I'm gonna go live, okay,
hold on. Looking for a couple more. Are we gonna
go going wrong again?

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Going wrong?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Excel? Good morning? Who's this? This is Angie and you
where you're calling from.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I'm calling from el Smont Springs.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
To Monty Springs. All right, yes and no? What you got?

Speaker 9 (49:41):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (49:42):
I don't know how to word this. So on the weekend,
when I hear one of you on the radio, are
you doing Brian's job too?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I don't understand that question. Like on the weekend on Saturday,
I think I heard you Johnny. Okay, So who's doing what.

Speaker 16 (50:01):
Brian does during the week like all the tech stuff?

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Oh what you heard on the weekend is is like
the best of this week? Yeah, it's pre recorded. It's
pre recorded. Oh okay, okay, So that's not even yes
or no? So I guess no, yes, No. I know
you wanted to answer thinking about that, and I just
wanted to ask that, and I didn't know how to
make it, you know, but I got you.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Brian's needed, Brian is needed?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yes or no? Yes?

Speaker 9 (50:25):
Well of course yeah, yeah, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I mean you said that like you're trying to convince
that Brian is needed, he is needed.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
It's all relative because upstairs they may not think so someday.
But oh, come on, you have no idea how you work.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
You don't have it. But that's another topic for another time.
All right, hold on, be with what else is? Let's
see another one from the EXL mobile. Do you Bryan
is needed? Do you really not like the JJ Rice
song of the day? He answer? No, I'm gonna give
Joji tickets because I got it. I gotta explain it. Okay,

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that's whoever that is.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I was also going to qualify this some of them,
some of them, Yeah, we just we we joked JJ
Jeremy because he's jokable.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
But some of the songs are hitting, some of them on.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I always tell him he's at about forty, which in
baseball gets you in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, but here not that great. Yeah, that's what I
always tell them. So that person's gonna get Joji. Anything else? Yeah,
let's see. Would you go to the movies with your clone?

Speaker 14 (51:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (51:30):
No, absolutely that.

Speaker 14 (51:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Does the Illuminati run the world?

Speaker 7 (51:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
No, No, it's a group called the Pentaverate, the five
most powerful people in the world. They run it. Yeah,
because if you're thinking there's an Illuminati in radio, there
is not one. Believe me, there's not one, and if
it is one, they've never invited me to join. Yeah,
I would say no, let's see, would you would you

(51:58):
go to Moods with your clone? Wait a second? I
mean I really like myself a lot, not like that,
but yeah, still like that? Wow? Okay, anything else? That's it? Nothing? Yeah,
they're all pretty okay. Do you like feet? Yes?

Speaker 7 (52:16):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Do I like feet? Everybody?

Speaker 9 (52:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Yeah, no I actually hate feet. Yeah, as much as
y'all want me to like them. I it's not much.
Chop my own off. It's not mine. It's not my thing.

Speaker 13 (52:27):
Why.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Well, that person who asked for the JJ Wrights to
go hook them up with some tickets to Joji at
the Kia Center. Ray, what you're working on?

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Some things to look forward to since it is April.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Now the Johnny's House Entertainment News.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
That's right, all right, so it is officially April. Some
things to look forward to, obviously. March Madness continues with
the Final Four this weekend. It's gone.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yes, I'm still in it.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
The MLB season is in full swing. The Master starts
April ninth. The NBA, NBA and NHL playoffs start the eighteenth.
The lots of big things. The Superhero Super Mario Galaxy
movie is out today, okay, and the Michael Jackson biopic
Michael is coming up the twenty fourth this month. So

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those are some big things.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
There's some local theaters that are doing it two days early,
but you got to buy your tickets right now.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
A lot of them sold out.

Speaker 14 (53:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
For the Michael Jackson one.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Yeah. As far as like TV goes, the spinoffs and
reboots and all that stuff, Star Wars, Mall, Shadow Lord, oh,
Darth Maul.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah, he's the villain and the original restart of the trilogy. Okay.
So yeah, the guy with the red in the black face.
So yeah, it's the backstory for him.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Okay. So Disney Plus and April six is one that
comes out, Handmaid's Tale, the continuation series The Testaments that
comes out on Hulukay. Yeah, that's on the eighth continuation
that is the it says continuation of Handmaid's Tale. We
have Malcolm in the Middle, the revival that's coming to WHU,
Stranger Things spin off one Stranger Things Tales from eighty five.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I'm done.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Yeah, So there's a lot of things. The fifth and
final season of the Boys show.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Yeah, it is gross, gruesome.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Anything that's bad in television, that's what the Boys all.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Right, I know he told me about it, and I say,
but that's coming the eighth Let's see here are Euphoria.
We've been waiting for years. I'm excited at HBO Max
that comes out on the twelfth. So obviously, like I said,
lots of shows, movies and sports to look forward to.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Day right and daya.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Yeah, yeah, kid CUDDI is adding podcasts to his resume.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Everybody I know.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
So he announced that he is doing a podcast. It
is the New Big Bro Podcast. His first guest is
going to be Kylie Jenner. Okay, so uh yeah, So
he's going to be podcasting after he already established himself.
Obviously he's got a big career and you know, people
know who he is.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I feel like they don't take calls on podcasting. No,
but it won't be real time yet. Set it up, Yeah,
your car.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Yeah, that's why I'm like, I'm going to be tuning
in because I want to know that.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I mean, he's got to mention that right now. It's
you don't talk about that, you're missing an opportunity.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Yeah, so I mean, if you want to check that out,
that is actually on the iHeartRadio app today he cut
his new podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
And then now is the time, like his first episode,
talk about it, tell everything about it, because he didn't
getting up with another two and I have you. Yeah,
so you got to be old news by.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
This, he had some time to get out there. Jay Leno,
he has like one hundred and eighty one cars. HeLa
has so many, one hundred and fifty of them are
like they had to pass the smog test because they're
like vintage or older cars. So while now Jay Leno
is trying to actually change that. He is sponsoring a

(55:52):
law that is actually nicknamed Leno's Law, and it would
exempt classic cars from having to meet those small requirements.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
He's trying to save himself some money.

Speaker 17 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I'm like, well, if you don't drive them and you
just keep them, because he doesn't drive most of them, Yeah,
if then I can understand that if I'm just keeping
them because I love them, and they're in there, like
I don't drive.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Them, so what's the small problem.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
So I guess they tried to introduce last year and
they it failed, but they've made some alterations and think
that it's going to pass this time. For a car
to qualify, it has to be registered as a collector's vehicle.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Most of them would be.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Yeah, and it can't be the owner's primary source of trustation.
So obviously if you're having small all over the place
every single day, like.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Then has a problem.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
That's a difference.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
You drive it every you know, twice a month.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Or just sits there to like to show it off,
like you know, the celebrities buy like celebrity cars sometimes,
like what I got to get a small test on
the Batmobile.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
If I buy it, Yeah, it's not going to pass.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
But he is saying that, like he only drives these
to special occasions or car show. Yeah, so yeah, he's
trying to get that pass right now. Does have one
hundred and fifty one?

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
I fight that too. That's a lot of money for
cars that you don't you don't normally drive. We come back,
I want to find out what is that small Florida hill?
You will not it is going to be mostly sunny.
So Ray, you saw down to explain how this works.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Okay, So you know how everybody's like when they're in
an argument, they're like, oh, I'll die on this hill,
you know, like that's always mentioned with some people. Okay, well,
what is a Florida hill that you will always die on?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (57:19):
So like so for some people, they're saying six months
of hurricane season is better than snowstorm or snow season. Okay,
that was one of them. Okay, publics has the best
cakes in the country. Okay, it's another Floridian hill that
people will die on. You cannot tell a Floridian that
fifty isn't cold. Floridians will die on that hill that

(57:40):
it is absolutely cold.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Maybe I'll pump that up a little bit. You get
down to below seventy, you get in the sixties, I'm like,
wait a second, I.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
Know, I know.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
So I think those are like probably the best ones
that were on the list.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
All right, I got one. The public slubs just hit different. Yeah,
they just hit different. They just do you even know
anything about until I got down here? Yeah, all right, Ray,
what's one for you? Something at You're like, hey, I
will argue this one all the way out. I'll go
toe to toe with you on I will.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Say the West Coast beaches are probably the best beaches
in the country. Really, Florida Okay, I will I will
die in that hail. If anybody who's like, oh, no,
you've never been here, you never here. Actually maybe in
like the world, I'll say the West Coast beaches in
Florida have probably some of the nicest areas. There's so
many hidden little beaches on the West Coast that nobody

(58:31):
knows about and nobody goes to.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I'll add on to that one Key West has the
best sunsets in the world. In the world, yeah, I
would say, in the world, Brian, what you got, Let's see.
I would say, well, I think we all agree it's
never the heat. It's the humidity that is true. It's true.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
And I think like beach attire to not like get
like no shirt or whatever, but like casual beach attire
should be acceptable pretty much everywhere you go. I agree
that It reminds me of when we went to Cuba
and the guy was clowning me for wearing short because
they're not allowed to wear shorts in public building. I'm like, grow,
you're making fun of me. You live on a tropical island.

(59:10):
Shorts are are you get a dress code? Dude, Shorts
is the dressing. That's That's why I love stk being
at Disney Springs. Yeah, oh yeah, fancy spot Disney Springs.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Where would the one on? Exactly? All right? What is
your Florida fight? You say, listen, no matter what anybody says,
you will defend this because it represents Florida.

Speaker 16 (59:27):
And this is you.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Two tickets to Joji at the Kia Center coming up
on seven one. What is your Florida thing? And when
you talk to anybody that's not from Florida, you will argue,
will they will? At least it's knowing here, well Thanksgiving,
I can be in the pool, absolutely sure. I've done Thanksgiving. Christmas.
I hope we get a white Christmas up here. Hey,
I just hope that this is you know, this pool,

(59:49):
this woman enough for me to get in it. Those
kinds of things. Four oh seven now one nine one
O six seven eight seven seven now one nine one
o six seven XL mobile four one oh sixty seven
live streamings up is running. We want to hear from you,
and we'll throw it on social media. This is the
hill that you'll die on. It's a Floridian thing. Only
people in Florida, only us, we understand this, and we
will argue with anybody that's not from here? What is
on your list? Got a pair of ticket see Joji

(01:00:11):
at the Kia Center four O seven nine one nine
one O six seven eight seven seven nine one nine
one O six seven because we like talking to you,
So call us in Johnny's house Sty seven looking for
eighty one is a high twenty percent chance of rain,
otherwise the sun will be out. What is your argument?
What is your heal to die on? When it comes
to Florida? You will argue this thing out. When anybody
says this, You're like, what this is Florida? We want

(01:00:33):
you to tell us. Somebody's got to pay tickets to
Joji just for doing so let's uh stay in Orlando
and talk to Jordan. Hey, Jordan, Hey, how are you good?
How you doing? Jordan?

Speaker 12 (01:00:42):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Good? Good? All right, So what is your thing?

Speaker 9 (01:00:45):
I think we have the worst drivers in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I'll anybody argue that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
My only argument would be is they're coming from everywhere
else and ending up here. So you're bad driving in
your city is making mine worse when you move here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Yeah, it's pretty bad. It is pretty bad. Okay, all right,
hold on, Jordan and from points out of Veronica, is
what is your argument when it comes to Florida. You'll
argue anybody this, what is it?

Speaker 12 (01:01:13):
Everyone that comes to Florida or always argues between Disney
and Universal. But Disney's the best, hands down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
That is your opinion. Yes, that is your opinion. So
anything you do, you do with Disney.

Speaker 12 (01:01:26):
Yep, everything, birthday celebration the place to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Okay, all right, you hold on a second there from Orlando, Samantha,
good morning. All right, what is your argument? And when
they talk about Florida, you will argue this with anybody.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
Flip flops are acceptable year round and anywhere. And if
you're going somewhere fancy just sparkly foot flops, something a
little bit more sparkly or whatever. But did you degree
whether flip flops it's acceptable anywhere at any time?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
How many pay of flip flops do you have? Samantha,
I will not disclose an I love that. Here's my thing.
I don't well flip flops, not because I don't. I
disagree with you. They always tear apart on me, usually
at a place where I don't need them to. They've
always fall apart. The little the little thing pops between
the toes. I hate having something between their toes. That's
why I wear slides, man, But I hate flip flops flops.

(01:02:17):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
And you know what the question is. The question is
is where are y'all from? Because if y'all are not Floridians,
like native Floridians.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
That's why I'm born and raise here. Yeah I'm not.
But I can't find a pair of flip flops one. Yeah,
I just can't find a pair of flip flops that
just don't tear apart on me. Want something between my toes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Fall apart?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
They I don't know. I have no idea. They all
fall apart, and it's usually that little thing between the
toes area. Yeah, it pops right on up, going wrong
on this man, going wrong? Excel. Good morning. Who's this?

Speaker 18 (01:02:49):
It's is Katie Roads.

Speaker 11 (01:02:51):
Hey Katie, I'm so great this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
How are you good? Love your positive image? You like
this every day?

Speaker 18 (01:02:59):
I work for Disney.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Oh there you go, there you go? All right? So
what is what is your argument?

Speaker 11 (01:03:04):
I got it, guys. We have the strangest rain patterns
and all.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
In the front yard.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
In the backyard. Yes, you know, when I moved here
many years ago, that's the first time I ever saw it.
I was on one side of the street and it
was sunny, and soon as you cross the intersection.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
It was raining like crazy. I've never seen that before
in my life ever.

Speaker 11 (01:03:27):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
And have you ever had guests come over and it's
it's real dark outside and they're like, oh man, we
got to counsel all plans. She's say, no, no, you don't.
What do you mean. It's raining. It'll stop it about
five minutes. Be fine, You'll be fine. And drivers don't
know how to handle it.

Speaker 11 (01:03:40):
They're like, I'm like, it'll go away a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
In a minute. Yeah, you have to live here to
know that one. All right, you hold on a second.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Ray what they say, let's see here. Anything under a
category four is business as usual.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
That's true. That's the scary thing. That's not We'll sit
here and it will go anybody buddy supplies.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
It's only a category three. That's a pal metal bug,
not a cockroach. That's an argument that I still think
it's the cockroach. Everything's amazing roach. Yeah, I live here,
but naus come out. Your house can be clean, then
they'll come out. Yeah, because of where you live. Yeah, yeah,
nobody cares where you can't where you came from. Yeah, yeah,

(01:04:25):
I mean I guess that's true because we are I mean,
we are a melting pod kind of like whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Like just like she said, like the other callers said,
like if you're a Floridian, Floridi and it HiT's different.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Like there's just some things that are different. I've seen
it change from the years I've been here. Is that
when people came here from New York, that was the
first time from New York, New York. Yeah, I don't
say that anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Parking spots in the shade are gold.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yes, oh yeah, if you can find a lot of them. Uh,
be ex will power by Attorney Dan Newlan in a wreck.
Need to check.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
It's a no brainer. Just call Attorney Dan Newland. See,
Florida drivers aren't the bad ones. It's all the tour
that come down here. Yeah, they make the driving bad.

Speaker 15 (01:05:01):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
You know, my thing is, I realized if you're gonna
drive in that tourist area you because you're from here,
be alert. You need to be alert because they're not.
And Disney World is better than Disneyland. Fight me. I
have never been to the land. Me neither and I
made a mistake when I moved here. I should call
it Disneyland. It's not Disneyland's disney World. Yeah, and it's
the Magic Kingdom. Disney World is the resort. It's the

(01:05:21):
disney World resort. It's all encompassing. Magic Kingdom is the park.
If you're going to Disney it could be any of
the parks. Yes, hello, people like hunh you just confused
somebody right there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
The young lady who online force said the weather patterns
changed at any moment in time. Congratulations, you got your
self pair of ticket See Joji at the Kia Center.
Coming up on seven to one, we come back. If
you've been somebody pranked you, it is April fools Day?
Have you ever falln pranked? Sixty seven? Getting up to
eighty one and the sun gonna be shining. It is
April Fool's Day, and that's the day used to prank people.

(01:05:53):
It's just one other of those those days. I think
that it's kind of going away. I guess people just
know that it's happening. No one believes anything anymore. The
world is a prank. Yeah, you used to have to
be on your toes on the foods they had been
getting a prank and comfort anywhere. Nine no pranks happening anywhere.
So I want to find out if you got falling
for a prank or you prank someone Jordan, Good morning, Hey,

(01:06:14):
good morning, good morning Jordan. Have you fallen for a
prank before you prank someone?

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
I pranked my kids.

Speaker 17 (01:06:21):
Last year, so I wanted to take some notes on
what other people do today, but I wanted to share
about how I pranks my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Last yek Okay, how'd you prank them?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:06:30):
Last year I made cake pops, but I slapped a couple.

Speaker 17 (01:06:33):
Of them out and I use rob Brussels sprouts instead.
Excited to get the cake pops, big bite out of it,
and they were very surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Oh yeah, I said that prank when someone had a
box of christphy Kreme and it opened it up and
they had like a veggietrae. That's not funny. That's how
that's not funny. I a video yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Have a guy who got toilet paper all wet, and
they pulled it off the roll and he crunched up
to look like a doughnut and it looked like a
donut and then he covered it with chocolate sauce and sprinkles,
and he told his wife he made it for her
and it looked real and she bit into.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
It and it was toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
That is nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Think you must have a fun relationship because anybody else
you can probably get dog cussed. All right, Joan, you're
doing well.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
I'm doing well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Yes, And I did make it up to them.

Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
I gave him like three cake pops each after they
ate the whole batch of the.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
Real cake pops.

Speaker 9 (01:07:26):
I mean, I'm not completely evil.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
So you did it. You did it for your your
own enjoyment.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Yeah, all right, hold on, thank you for my birthday
gifts from Orlando.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Daniel. Good morning, Heyn's house.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
How are you guys doing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
What's up, Daniel? How are you pretty good? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
Different kind of story kind of fell victim, Well, not
really victim that she let me do that. Back so
seven years ago, I thought it did a great idea
to actually my wife to be my girlfriend. And I
didn't know that it was April Fool's Day and she
thought I was pretty her, so you said towards sure.

(01:08:05):
She thought I was pranking her. She's like, are you
being serious? I'm like, yeah, why one eye and she's like, oh.

Speaker 9 (01:08:11):
That's so sweet.

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
Of course i'd be your girlfriend. And she told me,
I thought you're pranking me because it's aper fool day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I had no idea how many how many years ago
was this?

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
This was seven years ago, So happy anniversary of my loves.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Oh. You know what's cool is that I don't think
you ask people to be your girlfriend. It kind of
just morphs into it. Nowadays. It just kind of just
you just kind of just roll into it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Yeah, you just asked like, are we exclusives are out?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
We're dating now?

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Kind of thing?

Speaker 9 (01:08:40):
That's something like that much to make it official?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Oh no, kind of guys. You know, don Whill, You're like,
well you beat my girlfriend. How long have y'all dated?

Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
We were dating for about three months before them, for
three months.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Yeah, that was already your girl. You hold on a second. Uh,
Christine for won a guarden. Good morning, Hi, good mornings
on his house. Happy, thank you, very good, very good. Alright,
So who you prank someone?

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:09:08):
I pranked my husband one year. He loves these little
cadberry eggs, you know, the with the caramel and fie cream.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
So I got like a box of those and I
bought these like little roma tomatoes.

Speaker 11 (01:09:21):
That looked very similar to the size. I unwrapped the
like soil and I put it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Over so much. Yes.

Speaker 11 (01:09:32):
Another thing is that he hates these tomatoes too, So
he hates tomatoes. So he had a lovely surprise opening
up these cadberry like this cadberry boxes all the eggs,
and he's just like ready, like his eyes are just like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
You know, yes, and his mind, his taste buds, it
was ready. It was ready.

Speaker 11 (01:09:52):
He's so ready. And then he opens up the foil
and he's.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Red and he's like and then his face, poor guy,
and you were laughing like crazy, laughing like crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:10:06):
We love to pray each other. And that's one of
his favorite stories that he's working.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
So that's funny. You know, I don't mind prank man,
but don't make me think I'm getting me a dozen
Krispy Kreme. It's something like a tomato or something.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Don't do that, Saysimum. People's food is off limits.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Yeah, you don't want to do that. You hold on.
What's o whatevan?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
That's the XL Mobile Power by Attorney Dan Newlan Interrect
need to check. It's a no brainer. Just call attorney
Dan Newland. Uh, someone took the cream out of Oreos
and put toothpaste in.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
I've seen that on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Yay. Yeah, someone else did it with mayonnaise. They put.

Speaker 13 (01:10:42):
Why do that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
And someone said so I got laid off on April first,
back in twenty twenty one. I thought it was a prank,
but it was not.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Did they go back to work?

Speaker 13 (01:10:54):
Them?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
And fifty five other coworkers laid off April.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
I all thought it was a joke, which I'm sure
you can laugh about now, but at the time you're like,
what the hell? And that's when that Joe goes, see tomorrow, Joe,
how did hr not go? You know what, Let's wait
until tomorrow, you know him go damn about dates. We
gotta do this today, Daniel. We're gonna hook you up
with a bear of tickets to Joji at the Kia Center.
All right, we got time for just one break, one

(01:11:19):
round of true stories. That happened to me that one
of the hottest tickets we have it is sold out.
People are asking us for these tickets. We do not
have them, and radio you say they're.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Going for like four hundred bucks, like five hundred and
sixty five hundred sixty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
All right, Larson at the House of Blues on the eighth,
we got tickets. All you gotta do is tell us
one of those fascinating stories that happened to you that
people cannot believe. We need to hear it. Four oh
seven now one nine one o six seven eight seven
seven now one nine one o six seven and you
can text. The Xcel mobile is fort one O six seven.
But we want to hear from you because we have questions.

(01:11:52):
Two tickets. Is are a Larson at the sold out
show at the House of Blues. You want to go
tell us about that true stuffing to me. We need
to hit those stories. Sold out show. This is happening
at the House of Blue. Zora Larson is there. We
got two tickets. We got to hear those stories. We'll
start out and can send me with Amy, Amy, what's
going on? Not much? How are you good? Good? Let's
say that true story.

Speaker 18 (01:12:13):
Okay, So I'm in training for a job. This was
like twelve years ago and it was being trained to
be a bus driver. I had just passed the class,
got my license. I was so excited. They took me
out two days later to learn how to drive this
one type of bus. If anybody's familiar with the pusher,
they'll know. And so my trainer tells me to turn
around the fuel pump, which is initially a gas tank.

(01:12:35):
I'm trying not to hit this barrel in the front
of us, but ended up scraping the fuel pump and
it caught on tire. So the fire was huge.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Neither say you're not a bus, drop them.

Speaker 18 (01:12:50):
I still work here, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
For giving place.

Speaker 12 (01:12:55):
Listen, accidents happened.

Speaker 18 (01:12:57):
They don't call them on purposes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
No joke for me.

Speaker 18 (01:13:01):
Look went up bigger than the building.

Speaker 11 (01:13:04):
The fire marshals, Oh my god, we all had to exit.

Speaker 12 (01:13:07):
I was so like embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
But listen, I would you heard of red flags? That
would have been one. And thank you for applying. Have
a good day. It's ain't for you. No, it's not
for you. I'm sure you're a great person.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
I feel like I would have to quits.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
It'll be a sign for me. I'm not supposed to
be driving a bus from Orlando to set Good morning,
Good morning. True story happened to me.

Speaker 16 (01:13:34):
Yeah, so back in high school, you know, they used
to do those programs where you could go and spend
like a week at a university to see if that
was like your career. So I went and did a
program like that in Georgian University in Washington.

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
D C.

Speaker 16 (01:13:46):
So one of the like the big things where it's like, oh,
you're gonna try to see like what I like in
a real boy looks like, but they have to just
like no, it's like, you know, like we don't use
real bodies, Like it's a dummy, and you go into
the lab and things like that, and then they gave
us like our body, which was supposed to be like
not real. And as we started like doing like what
we were when we were like instructed, like it was
like it was like whoa, there's like a really high

(01:14:06):
quality like take dummy because this it looks like you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Talk extremely fast. Good lord, oh my god.

Speaker 16 (01:14:16):
But anyway, yeah, so the instructor ended up looking at
the tacks and it was a real body for the students,
not planning for like sixteen year olds to be touching.

Speaker 12 (01:14:26):
Or doing because I required a whole lot of people.
But yeah, it was traumaticing you thought it was fake,
it was a dummy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Yeah, did you touch it?

Speaker 18 (01:14:34):
It's like some Yeah, we had like our scapels and
following instructions and.

Speaker 16 (01:14:41):
Yeah, and that's smell, like that smell will never leave
my brain.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Yeah, heard it, don't I am the n HR.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Now, now, how how how long did it take for
you to realize y'all cutting on a real body?

Speaker 16 (01:14:54):
I mean we happened there for like an hour, diparent bodies?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Oh are you hold on? Some of that's on you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
I feel like you could see, you know, because sign
papers for a minor to be.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Oh my goodness, excuse me said I think this is
a real heart right from pointing out of Iroonica. Good morning,
Good morning, how are you guys? Good? Good? True story
happened to me?

Speaker 12 (01:15:17):
True story. I used to work at a call center
for a resort. Someone did call saying that there was
a a glass toy in the mini fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
So y'all have to no, no, no, no, everybody, I
know what you said. Everybody know what you said. So
what y'all have to go get it?

Speaker 12 (01:15:39):
I mean some someone got in trouble from housekeeping.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
I know for sure, for sure, Oh for sure. Wow.

Speaker 12 (01:15:47):
She was like, what kind of establishment are you running here?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
This is what I found. Wow, would be anything over that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Yeah right xl O power by Attorney Dan Newland interrect
need to check. It's a no brainer, just called Attorney
Dan at Newland. Uh, let's see, I'm trying. This is
very long, so I'm trying to browse the fasteste what
I can get to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Then and then yeah, no this one, hey, no more,
and then and then and then they had a long
string of bad luck on a trip of North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Oh my good let's go with that, all right, Lacette
who opened up what she thought was a fake body,
but it was a real body, and she cut into
it for an hour. She realized that it was not
We're gonna hook you up two tickets. Zara Larson at
the sold out House of Blue show, coming up on
the eighth.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
Right, Well, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Now the Johnny's House Entertainment News with Ray.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
All right, So Prince of Beatrice and Princess Eugenie are
they are? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Andrew yes, friends Andrew c.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
So they're reportedly seeking help from Cape Middleton because they
are fearing that Prince William could remove their royal titles.
Their concerns obviously stem from all of the original ongoing
family history and drama with their father, but the family
tensions are obviously linked to controversies involving their parents. On

(01:17:17):
top of that, their roles, their homes, their status, everything
is under scrutiny. So I mean, right now, Kate is
said to be a to be firm on boundaries. She's
very firm on boundaries. Kate Middleton believing that the monarchy's
long term credibility and stability are at risk because of
their father. So as they feel the pressure on the

(01:17:40):
public spotlight, these discussions within the royal household have put
their roles in Like I said, everything their status in review.
So this has apparently left the sisters shaken sure, and
some reports this is what they're saying that they are
increasingly worried about what the future could hold, especially when
it comes to their titles. So as of right now,

(01:18:01):
the official standing, once William becomes king, uh huh, that
is what they're worried about. Wow, because when he becomes king,
he could be like, I don't care if this happened ten, fifteen,
twenty years ago. Your titles are done.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
This thing as the king I got to uphold the
standard of the monic monarchy. I have to yep, you know.
And they're sitting there going, listen, y'all think y'all got problems,
all right, y'all listen to this and go whatever. These
are women that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Had everything handed to them as serving castles, had land,
go anywhere, to come and go as they please, everything
was paid for.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
How old are they now?

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
That's what's just looking that up. But they have to
be like yeah, and all of.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
A sudden it's going to be taken, which means you
have no privilege, you have no money, you gotta start
for scratch. It's not their fault, I know, their fault,
but not their fault.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
But the thing is is that they they were old
enough to know that they were going to lunch with
a sexual offender after he had been arrested. Are old
enough to be aware of that? And I get that,
like their dad, mom, I know, listen, I do blame
the mom.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
You know, I was with my mom. I get them.
I would fight tooth and man, I'm like, let me,
let me will will cuz the cousins, right right, cuz listen, Hey,
you know I don't even talk to dad no more, right,
I mean everything right, everything gone.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
It seems like there's a nightmare. The girls are already
skipping some royal events because obviously the embarrassment. They're gonna
get called out. People are gonna be harsh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Well, that's a mistake. You got to show up and
go through the motions. You got to show up like
nothing wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
Now they're just being cautious obviously with the public royals life.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Now, Brian would be mean if they're not, and then
I might pocket some royal jewels just in case.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
God, are you kidding? Okay, so you're gonna make them
push you out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Ray, I'm gonna take somewhere to find silver and hide
it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
If they don't take it, it's coming, it'll it'll reappear. Ray.
They're taking every day.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
So the crazy thing is like, obviously it's complicated for.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
That, but two royals pretty much tossed in the street.
You got a star for they don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Yeah, So I mean as of right now, because I'm
like looking up the update with Prince Andrew, Like nothing
has been proven and this could turn into like a
criminal criminal case is what they're saying though, because of
the misconduct. But it's the public Office of Misconduct is
what It was not really too much about the Jeffrey
epscene and like if he was doing things as well

(01:20:31):
with underage girls or you know whatever, but it's the
fact that he used his public figure ability.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Yeah, so that's like what's in question. Also, we talked
about it earlier. Tiger Woods will be going into treatment.
We have confirmed that and he did plead not guilty.
But now we've got an official statement from the Masters
because people are like, Okay, I know he's going into treatment,
but no, he will not be there. So Augustin National
Golf Club they posted that the Master's turn meant fully

(01:21:00):
supports Tiger Woods as he focuses on his well being.
Although Tiger will not be joining us in person next week,
his presence will be felt here in Augusta.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Listen, we love Tiger and hit the move that he
made took golf to a whole different level. When we
talked to him on the phone today and told him
to stay his ass home, right, not come here, I
would just put out he ain't coming. Yeah, that's a statement.
He ain't coming.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Fred Ridley, the chairman of Augusta, he was very professional
about it, so I know, people are already printing out
the Tiger Woods mugshot shirts to wear. But yeah, so
he will not be there officially. Augusta made then and they.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Said he's gonna he's gonna beat the charge because they
don't he had. Yeah, they can't really prove any of it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
All this thing is now he can't drive in Florida,
right so, which he shouldn't be doing anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
He's a safe driver. Don't forget that. It says it
on his license.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Listen to the podcast. Listen to the podcast. All right,
keeping up, what's going on? What's trending again? Y'all coming
up on Johnny?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Sorry, excitingly, it's an eighty percent chance and everything is
a go okay right now, so look good chance.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
But there's also going to be a full pink moon
us tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Ye pink peak illumination they say, at ten twelve eastern. Okay,
so tonight the moon gets its name as a tip
of the hat to eastern obviously early blooming flowers, so
it's going to be have the kind of like a
pink hue to it, So pink of full moon tonight
or full pink moon.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
So you may see when you wake up two twelve
Eastern times, when it will be at its peak. President
does a speech at nine o'clock, ten o'clock, go outside
the cup. He'll still be talking.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I mean, if history repeats itself, yes, he could be
talking at ten twelve tomorrow morning. As far as we know,
that's not the only thing that's going down this month.
There's also a meteor shower that begins later on in
the month as well, although I would argue that it's
already beginning because meteors are hitting the earth at an
amazing Sure, they did some numbers and they said it's
the most so far in the year since twenty eleven.

(01:22:50):
And they're getting no reason, no reason why. They say
it's just random. But they're coming from one area of
the sky. And according to like the experts, don't worry,
but according to the other experts, do worry.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
It's very much. Don't look up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
It's very yeah, tell you it will blow your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Is everything you talk about when you read the story,
it's I got a very don't look up vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Yeah, there's clearly some numbers that don't compute, But then
the experts are saying.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
That may'll be one of those don't look up. Don't
even look up.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
I try to watch it, but it was so slow.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Because I think, I'm like, no, I thought it was
good from the beginning, from I got to pay attention.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Yeah, and it's so it's like so satirical right now,
it's like, so, what's going on in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
I try it again for real.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
It's really good. It's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
If you go to Costco, things might get a little
faster at the checkout because that's where everything goes at Costco.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
The checkout is wild west.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
You got a lot of stuff and lot he's trying
to position to a line, and the lines go down
the aisles where they're doing something that's a little smart. Actually,
it's a new pre scan checkout system. So they're going
to go down the line, start scanning your items, store it,
and then when you get up there, you basically just
show your membership card and you pay because you've already
been ringed up by somebody. So in testing they said

(01:24:17):
they've gotten it so fast that transactions can take as
little as eight seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Really, okay, could you standing there? Thus? So now they'll
probably store it with a number. Yeah, who knows. Maybe
you hand your number to one. They type it in.
But pip, you scan your card, you pay, you get out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Wow, because all your stuff is already because all they
do is put it back in the card anyway, they
don't bag it or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
And get the free boxes. Yeah, load up on some boxes.
And it is April Fool's Day. They say.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
According to a survey, forty six percent of people find
April fools Day pranks amusing. Forty percent of people find
them annoying. So you're almost split down the middle. But
they say there are some rules to April fools Day.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
I did not know that. I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
So they first rules target Why because it's about a
fifty to fifty split.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Oh yeah, you know who you're doing with. You're not fair.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
Because when people post on social media. Yeah, your target
audience is everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Yeah, I know, but know your audience. It's about a
fifty to fifty split. No illegal activities, Yeah, not supposed
to break the law where you steal someone's stuff. Let's
see reveal the prank. It says that is a rule.
At the end of this, you're supposed to say it's
a prank. Yeah, otherwise you're being me. You're just lying
and you're carrying on deception. It's a prank, so you

(01:25:29):
got to reveal. There has to be a reveal. It
says do no harm. That's another one. You're not supposed
to cause any sort of destruction or distress, so vandalizing
something is not an April Fool's Day prank.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
No, but see, nowadays people want that shock value on
social media, so they don't break all those rules.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
And this one I've never heard. They say there's a
noon deadline. If you aren't doing pulling off your prank
by noon, it's too late. You've missed the window April over.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
That makes sense, so I agree with that. It has
to be done early, or it has to be done
it's meant tonight, like the last thing that happens before
you go to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I don't make the rules right the noon, So your
prank ain't done by noon noon deadline, you get a
call from the prank police. Yep, yeah, they said the
fooling stops at noon, might be revealed. They said anyone
who attempts a prank after midday is actually the fool themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
I get it. If you have a prank and a
person like I think there should be some exception if
that person not coming into town till later that night.
What if you worked the late shift?

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Yeah, yeah, I like that noon though they say April
Fool's Day, past and gone. You're the fool for making
one if you go past noon, because I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Mean, if it's a real plank, you should have been planning, right,
it should have been start started this morning. Yeah, you've
been planning on this, waiting on. You're waiting for midnight
so you can get it done. All right? It is Wednesday,
grown folks get together on the radio and the conversation.
We gonna do it. You gotta participate or go. But
they haven't moved in. They're fixing on their house and
I'm eventually gonna move in. Got you know, doorbell cameras
and all that stuff. Right, Okay. I was rebuild a

(01:27:01):
fountain that I have in my house. I had to
buy a little pump. Again. It was like eight bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
You have a fountain in your house, no outside, outside
fountain outside your house?

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Been there for five years?

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Right? Is it a big fountain?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
I bought a pump. That's that's big? How big? I
coul change it myself? So I ordered it and and
they delivered it to the next door neighbor. But they
don't live there, and there's camera set up, so I
hit you know, delivery service. I said, Hey, I ain't
get this. They said, well, walk over there and get it.
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
I would, but I don't know them, they don't know me,
so it's recording the audio too. I walk up announcing
what I'm doing, live across the street the spot they.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Told me come get it. I'm hoping that when they,
you know, come check on their house, that they'll see it,
but it could be any time. I don't wait, I'm
not going over there. I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
I would do the same thing, and I would also
like maybe even leave a note even if they're not
moved in. Just feel like I'm leaving it too.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Dressing all black, Oh my god, and put on a
ski mask so they don't know what's you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
They might have one of those hot techs. See me
coming straight from my house, going straight to that. Now
you gotta come.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
From down the street. Now you can't come from the house.
You gotta come from down the street. Hey, one of
your friends to roll up in a mask right up there.
It's a little package double bird the camera and grab
the package and run.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Now can you imagine you're moving into a brand new neighborhood,
you ain't even moved in yet, and you say, hey,
somebody went to our house and then you see that photo.
Can you imagine I'm trying to get me funny. I'm
trying to find the photo and and and show it
to you, and so I can show you exactly where
my where my order is. But I'm not messing with it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Rig up a fishing pole across the street, half the
fishing pole, catch the box, reel it in.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Oh geez, that's small.

Speaker 10 (01:28:49):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Yeah, that's really small. It's small. It's a very small.
It's just a little a little tall. Yeah, I think
I'm walking.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Because we have snacks on our porch, right, So when
Amazon drops something off, they always talking to the camera, Hey,
thanks for the cheese it and so the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
I'm away, I'm await. I might just deliver snacks. So
when he comes to aim and my package, you get it. Yeah, yeah,
that's not a bad call.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Just be like, hey, you guys dropped it over there
by accident.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Can you gratify mess it with that? There's ten dollars
in it for you. If you pick it up and
bring it over here, you make your son do it?
He would do it. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I'll figure something out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
You want to live here, go get that package. And
he would like, all, I'll go get it. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I'm just saying, what if they don't show up. They
don't live there yet.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Somebody does not even have access to the camera system yet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
I listen, I got security. Tell the security guy to
go get it for you. Oh yeah, oh yeah, like, hey,
tell the guy at the gate, Hey do that. I'll
drop the package off next door. I don't want to
be on the newsletter talking about get out of my
yall or on the Facebook page on the who is
this guy?

Speaker 15 (01:30:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
So could you send one of your security people around
grab it? Perfect to my house?

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Perfect? That's what I was, That's what I would. I
just thought that that's perfect to talk to it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
That we're gonna make the gate person go and do
it right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
I pay, I pay, he pays this taxes? No, No,
what do you call those? Oh yeah, homeowner's association? Yeah,
I got I pay fees. No, No, there's a there's
a drive around.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Yeah, I see. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Yeah, where you don't know what the other half? I
don't wait. You got a fountain?

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
As soon as he said fountain, I checked out.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Did you see how small it was? I mean, yeah,
he's really over selling the fountain. It is a fountain.
It's about this tall, all right. This is a team
move fountain.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
No, it's acting like one. Ain't gonna lie. I what
but it's damn jo acting like one. All right, it
is time for a don't conversation. That's when grown folks
are talking on the radio about grown folks stuff. I'm
sorry I had to take that. You got to a revolution, Yeah,
and that's the That's perfect because all night I'd have
been rocking at home to Mohammed in my packet.

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
Doesn't now if you show up on the neighborhood thing
you said it on the radio, it's mine.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Yeah, no, no, security guy, can I help you? Hey man?
Go when and get that package from me and now
slide him like a teen or you so rich to
buy another pump?

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
I don't listen. You don't become rich by spending money.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
If you have fountains, gates and security guards. Geez, or
are you Michael Jackson. See that's when things go left
up with y'all. Somehow it went that way.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Tell your cleaning lady to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
She is coming on Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
All right, listen it is you got a pool guy too.
Tell the pool guy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Raising because you're a damn renter.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
I am listen, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Do something about it. Race, I'm trying bag. Look, we
both got divorced. Oh dang, he said, we both running
the same that's right, right run.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
Oh my god, but do you know that we're not
going there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
We're not going there.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
Yeah, I forgot on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
I get to just sit back and laugh. Got of here. Okay,
it's time of conversation. End up topic of today. What
does it mean? I mean because it's April Fool's Day. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Have you ever been in the middle of a movie
or in going that direction and something happened and you
thought yourself, this can't be happening.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Yeah, like this has to be a joke. Yeah, yes,
it has.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
No, it was just it just it was like the
chemistry was there and then the chemistry was not there,
and and yeah, no, someone once came to my house
and uh, they passed out on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Just passed out. So I just sat in the chair
for like four hours until they woke up. Okay, yeah,
I would have satisfy our way as possible. I just
sat there every now, every now and then, not checking
see if this still breathing. And then I say, hey,
oh what goodness, stuff faint. No, you passed out, but
it's okay. You need some coffee or something? No, okay,
can I drive you to your car? Okay, okay to

(01:33:15):
drive all right, bye bye, you got to go. I
was like, wow, I did keep checking to see if
the person was breathing, because not on my watch. I
can't run, not on my watch.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Ray, No, I'm trying to think. I mean, if me,
I've had a Charlie Horse before, you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Can work through that. If the other person doesn't know,
they was like, boy, you're really enjoying this.

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
No, I would say. The closest thing to this is
it wasn't a good or bad thing. It was on
the top part of a bunk bed. But then the
bump ben fell down, crash.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Really, oh that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Did that in the night? Yeah? Oh no, nope, Like
we're gonna laugh about this one, but not right now. Yeah,
not right now. I mean it was pretty aggressive. I
bet it was. I'm sure it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Well, things could have broken, it went the wrong way. Listen,
which is a possible thing, you know. Listen, I pride myself,
but I ain't never break no bunk beds.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
Play off, Yeah they were old play four oh seven
now one nine one o six seven eight seven seven
now one nine one on six seven Adult conversation. You
went to a movie and something happened. He made it.
Think is this a joke? Is this a prank? What
is happening here? Will you want to hear your stories?
That's the way it works. We start and then you
share your stories with us. Four oh seven now one

(01:34:40):
nine one o six seven eight seven seven now one
nine one o six seven A Dolte conversation. Is your
time to call up so on Johnny's house about grown
folks things. As long as you guys continue to talk
back forth with us, we'll continue to do it. It's
April Fool's Day. So Brian said, hey, have you ever
had a movie situation? We had to ask yourself, is
this some type of prank? Is this really happening? What

(01:35:01):
in the world is going on? Four oh seven now
one nine one O six seven eight seven seven Now
one nine one O six seven. Let's go to Davenport
and talk to Neck.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
What up? Neck?

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:35:11):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (01:35:11):
Good, I've gone Nick.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
What was the situation? And you thought somebody pranking me?

Speaker 13 (01:35:17):
So I met up with a death person and I
don't I didn't really fully understand their living situation. I
think they were renting, and so they were like they
didn't want anyone to know what was happening. So they're like, hey,
we have to be really quiet. And so the communication

(01:35:38):
was really hard to because I don't know any sign
language or anything like that. So we're like trying to message,
like talk to each other through our phone. Okay, and
let's just say it wasn't quiet, and you know, you know,
beds are shaking, and you know, so.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Who lived in that, who lived in the house, well,
who lived when they where they lived.

Speaker 13 (01:36:00):
They made it sound like it was like an uncle
or something that they were renting a room from. And
so they were like, oh, we have to be really quiet,
and I'm like, okay, you know, and it wasn't quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
And they now, okay, okay, hold on, Yeah, they're deaf.
So you didn't try to say you know, well, you know,
text keep it quiet.

Speaker 13 (01:36:22):
So they were like trying, like telling Nita Shu. But
I'm like, I'm trying, but you're looking quite even.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
On No, hey and Nick, your text game must be amazing, bro,
your text game must be through the roof. I mean
you didn't talk to her. You text your way into
going home with her.

Speaker 13 (01:36:45):
No, no, no, it was like an app, like like
I never met this person before, and so like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
So it's an app. But you still Okay, she was deaf,
so you had the text right. Yes, So what I'm
saying is what you were saying in text was enough
to impress her that she wanted to hook up with
you or your text game is. I don't think my
my text game has never been that strong. Wow. So
did did an uncle come in?

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:37:15):
No, Like you know, we finished the movie and I
was out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Of there as cook as I could.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
You know, Oh my god, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Well, here's the thing. It was her decision. I mean
as much as you I'm I was joking on your
text game, it was her decision. She was probably glad
you were gone. Yeah really get really? Wow, Okay, I
can see how how you would think this is a
this is some type of joke. But you ain't stop,
did you know? Nick? You kept going, didn't you? Then

(01:37:48):
you that playoff? All right? All right, Nick, thanks for
calling man, thanks for sharing that. All this text game
must speed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
I mean, really, let's see XL mobile powered by Attorney
Dan Newlan in therect need to check.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
It's no brain to call attorney Dan Newlan.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Someone said, think walk in shower holding onto a ceramic
soap dish that's built.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Into the wall. It comes off. Oh yeah, and it
landed on his head. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Then someone said it was a great first date. Ended
up going to the movies at her place after the date.
Midway through, she starts crying and saying loudly.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
What am I doing? That's the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
She said, She wasn't over her recently. Yes, boyfriend, Yeah,
I had to go home. That's when that's when you stopping. Look,
I'm sorry, you know, can I hold you something?

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Because? Yeah, can I hold you?

Speaker 12 (01:38:41):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Should we call him?

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Yeah? Call him? You know, you tell me what you want.
You go get some breakfast to half of something. Let's go,
let's get up out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
That's coming up, and maybe just resting.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Today really what's your birthday?

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
Yeah, you're done, just resting.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Just resting today. See, I said, I got to pick
up the kid and go get him something for prong.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
Oh yeah, that's fun, that's exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Yeah. He was like, well that's the case. You can
pick you up early. No, you're going to You're going
and you're going to tutor in the day. Bro, You're
going to tutor and I'll pick you up out all
of it. Because when it goes to tutor, I gotta
get in a car line and just pull up. He
comes out, we can go. So we're doing that today, Brian,
what something nothing? Just got some radio shows to do.
Then I got some house stuff I gotta take care of.
I got to pay some bills and I did mine yesterday.

(01:39:26):
I neglected some stuff around the house last couple of days.
I need to get on top of that. Yeah, sou
get it in coach before before the heat get here.
Now it's really you can work outside right now and
it's get a nice little, nice little sweat.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Yeah, but it ain't killing you kind of sweat yep.
And then I actually have to go into a bank,
like I have to start out. I need to open
a business account. And I can't do it online as
they bring your documents and come inside. Actually, I haven't
been inside of a bank in so long.

Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
Really realized that there's people that still works.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
I think you got to go in and you sign
a piece of you sign. It's like a clipboard or something.
You just wait and you wait. Yeah, you just sit there. Yeah. Yeah,
So I have to go do that. I've been trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
I've been trying so hard to not Like I've been
uploading things left and right, and they're like, man's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
To me, like that's the thing they got rid of
a drive up windows? Yeah yeah, when when did that
not become a thing? Put an ATM there instead, it's
not a person. Yeah like that. But I have to
go inside of a bank, which is wild to sit there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
So yeah, and I have to call in an insurance
company and like talk to them, and I need to
call the irs, but like, I don't want to sit
on the phone all day.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Yeah. I think the last time I went to the
bank inside the bank is when Alex got his bank
account and I had him put on a little jacket
and we went in the bank. He had like sixty
five bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
That's the last time I did it was when I
and Jayden was probably fifteen. Yeah, you go in, so
that was six years ago. The lesson I've been in
a bank, So now I got to go in the bank,
isn't it. They're taking that little office.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
It's really weird, like man, Yeah, So that's what I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Do today, all right, Ryan, see Chris is all yours.
Have a beautiful day. Y'all be safe and we'll see

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