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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Six seven.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You are hanging with Johnny's House night wake up Central Florida.
Kind of feel the vibe, welcome into Johnny's House, trying
to get live.

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All the fame of Johnny Magic.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The leader of the show rins facts out much he
doesn't know the ray on the stop spilling tea like
a habit. We got you in the chat hits saying
we grab it. One of those six seven were next
to you ride it and trying.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
To in the crew.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
We out here grinding Johnny's House, doctor day off right
from that first the long time to the last red
light from the translators, no reach other things you need
to know Johnny's House on the Excel.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
When you know one show you already good morning, good morning,
good morning six so one Orlandos number one hit me
the station the sexl one on six seven. You are
listening to Johnny's House Wednesday morning, mostly sunny, thirty percent
chance of rain to day he didn't. That's one hundred
and five is what is gonna feel like? And right
now this morning, it's seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now the Johnny's House Entertainment News with Ray So this
is pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
HBO Max is testing out in you AI powered mobile feature.
It's basically shorts, you know the shorts on YouTube where
they're like quick little videos whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I mean, it's like Instagram Stories, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Exactly, Instagram Stories. The new feature is going to be
a vertical video feed.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It's going to have.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Trailers, clips, and bonus content from the platforms like Library.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
So I think it's cool because it's like, if you're
searching for something.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
To watch, you could just go through the shorts and
watch trailers real quick instead of like scanning through the
whole library.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Builds, Home, box Office, kind of like those previews before
the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
I mean everyone's using their phones more often for everything.
Whether I saw somebody watching The Odyssey on their.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Watch, did you really? They posted on social media They're
like I'm watching it.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
The way Christopher Nolan intended that is you got to
go where the people are. They're on their phones, and
you've got to be on your phones. That's why we
have the iHeart app. Yeah, because you're listening on your phone.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
They said that they're in house.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
AI is going to help editors identify and basically the
verticalize moment them like just being able to like war
some scenes and all that stuff. So yeah, so if
you do the AI powered feature and you say ask
HBO Max, you could do some like research and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
That, Hey, I want some movies anything other than a
rom com.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, and you could say like their own Siri or Alexa,
where you're like, I'm in the mood for a comedy,
what's the best movie for a girls' night?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
If it's a real AI, it'll learn pretty quick that
you actually like ron.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, it'll suggesting.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
You say and stop lying. That's how I know it's
really intelligent.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
We know you don't want to admit this. Think this movie.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Somebody asks me, who hurts you? Why does somebody hurt me?
Because I like you? Just like that. It's gonna say, man,
be quiet, Johnny, here's made in Manhattan. I just think
they're dumb.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think that you are a lover and they kind
of like get to your heart in some way.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think they're just dumb.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Okay, if you want to see Dakota Johnson and her
as Marilyn Monroe, that first look is out.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
She looks so good.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, so they release to the announcement of the upcoming
short film Flesh Impact, and she's got like this blonde
Bob and she just looks great. So this is like
a version of Maryland the world's never had a chance
to see, is what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
But she looks incredible.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
So the film is going to premiere at this year's
Venice International Film Festival.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
But you could check out the first look. It's on
our website.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
That could never be the things that happened to Marilyn
Monroe happened today. Yeah, no, too much show social media
hust sneaking in and out of the White House, kid
out not gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
No, but it's pretty interesting. I'm glad that they put
Dick Coe to Johnson.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Retty good, Retty good. All right, last twenty four hours
have been crazy. We're going to tell you about them
next we call updates on Johnny's House Art Radio. Wednesday
morning is Johnny's House six six sixteen. And it's gonna
be that We're gonna get some rain the next couple days,
but not today, only a thirty percent chance. Sunny and
hot eat in dex of one hundred and five, but
wants to start raining in the next couple of days.
The temperature is going to go down, but we will

(03:56):
be getting to rain. It is seventy eight right now
out of here trying to I gotta go pick the kid.
The kid's mom gave a car. The car has been
sitting in one spot for about a little over a year. Okay,
so I said. I texted person that was holding the car.
I said, well, listen, give me your dress because I'm
gonna Uber over and pick the car and I'll drive

(04:18):
it back. This car. This place is the Furthest in Florida.
They could be from my house. It's past Avalon Park.
I mean, yeah, neighborhood though, very beautiful. I'm sitting there
going so I said, okay, I put in any dress
for Uber. I'm like, seventy eight dollars, Yeah, seventy eight dollars.

(04:38):
Did you go all the way off like Wedgefield? I
don't even that's way out there. Halfway through the ride,
my eyes were closed sleep. That's way out there. I mean,
I'm like, could it go any further than this? You could, yeah,
eventually hit the ocean. From my house, I'm like, dag
raised a little it and I'm still going.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
So we picked up. We get the car and it
looks like a car that has been parked. It has
to get some love. It has to you know, buffed
out and leave all that stuff. So we get in
the car. Oh no, I'm like, oh my goodness. And
when we get the car, the people aren't there. They
told me what the key was. Yank dank. I'm like,
I know the better't And it finally crunk up, and

(05:19):
so uh we looked at it and I'm like, well,
that's just like my ex wife. No gas in it.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Did they not even like.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
They were just holding it. Yeah. So I had to
go to that little mobile gas station in Afloon Park.
Oh yeah, right there. I had to get that. And
I'm like, okay, so we go, we have to go.
We have to drive it all the way back home
another forty five minutes. And we put it there and
I said, all right, kid, listen, you got some cleaning
to do. This car needs to be cleaned, it needs

(05:50):
to be vacuumed, it needs everything. And we got all
the supplies in here, and I said, I are you
out wait till the sun goes down. But he's excited.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, car wash, do it at home.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Ray, Hey, Ray, he got to do this. This is
his first car. He has to love his first car.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
My son actually enjoyed washing his own car for the
first couple of years he had it. Now he would
rather take a car wash. But when he first had it,
he was like, oh yeah, shining it up, even though
it was a bucket.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, oh oh, my son's car is a bucket, straight bucket.
It is a bucket.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
He say, Dad, come on, you're making no for him.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
He's like, listen, this is mine. The title is his.
So I said, okay, well listen, I'm gonna take a nap.
And he was out there working in About two hours later,
he came in and I saw him. I was making done.
I said, okay, I think I got heat stroke. Dude,
it was hot, I said, son, I told you sooner
or later, you're gonna listen to me. Go take yourself
a shower and cool now, all right. So we had
the rest of the day and I was I told him,

(06:43):
I said listen the first time. I'm like, listen, you
need to move your car over so I can get
mine out in the morning. You ain't got to do
it now, but you need to move your car. You know.
He'sid okay, because it was in the middle of the driveway. Yeah,
so I go to bed. Son, I'm slate. I tried
to move a care something happened, Son. All you had
to do is back. So I got out the house.

(07:04):
The cars parked diagonals.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
And it's the fence backing up is confusing because you
go away, you turn your wheels.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I say, Son, you can't leave the car right here
is blocking the park. He said, I don't know. Something happened.
You're getting the car. I'm like, man, So I recorded
it and send it to the people that had to go.
I said, is this normal? Is this what happens? And
because do I need to get a battery because I'm
assuming the battery is dead and he's been in the
parked for so long? Probably yeah, And the guys I

(07:31):
was like that, I'm like, Son, that's how it is.
This is yours. You need to call your good friend
us Marine. What's the thing man or Nissan? I might
have to And that's what I'm sitting it going. I
just added an extra stress in my life. I can't
sleep knowing that. And Brown I was talking about this morning.
Oh it does that now because it takes three for

(07:52):
the turn. Yeah, sooner or later that's going to stop.
Everybody knows that, and I'm like, man, I want them
to learn a life lesson. Yeah, but how can I
rest knowing that anytime that thing's gonna turn off and
it's not coming on.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, you want to as something reliable.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, So Brian said his boy to look at it
for me. Yeah, I'm sure, good mechanic.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
He always looks looks out for me, so he'll tell
you if it's worth doing or not.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, it's a bucket. It's a two thousand and five
look for my son's first car is the same way.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
But you're, like you said, you get the relief that
they have their own car, but then you add the
are they going to get where they're trying to go?
And so now every time they go somewhere, you're on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
And make it. Hey did you make it? And that
makes it even worse. I'm like, is it it'd be
better to getting it. I'm like, you know, be careful
what you pray for it, because I was praying for
to day and gotta get that car line. But now
I ain't gonna take a napne I know, because he
got to get home. So if your boy says it's
a bucket, then I gotta go get a car. Yeah, damn,
I'll hit him up today. Damn, he'll take a look
at it. They got the need and I didn't. He

(08:50):
had his headache a month ago. But here we are,
you know, so, But I am gonna even though if
we do, if I do decide to trade it in,
he's gonna detail that car. I mean, from top to bottom.
I ain't gonna tell him go turn it in, but
he needs to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta know. All right.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Not as exciting as yours. But yeah, I'm so sorry
that sucks. Maybe mine will be like flying or something.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Different stage of dealing with the same thing. I'm just
a little head of I'm the future.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, but yesterday I had some meetings and then I
went and got the kids and we got some pedicures together. Yeah,
because they're going on a cruise. So I asked him,
I was like, what do you guys want to do?
You want to go to like a bounce place? You
want to get pedicares. So we got pedicures and then
I took him the dinner and.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
They're they're leaving today early today. So yeah, they're very,
very excited.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
They're really excited.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh my gosh. Yeah. And then we watched the seventy
two hours Kevin Hart movie. I liked it. It was
very cheesy parts.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Way too predictable.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Kevin Hart goes back to the well on the same
jokes he uses in every movie.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, the premise is good, premise is really good. Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna check it out. You shut Yeah, how about
it was cool.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
I did some work around here and then I cut
out to do yard work at home. It was a
thousand degrees outside, but I had to take my wife
to get her card looked at, so I had to
drop her off and bring her back to the house.
And then we had some problems at my other radio station.
They were off the air, on the air, off the air,
and so they're calling me. I'm like, y'all, I'm not
in the building. I'm good, yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I ain't that good. Plus there's an engineer. Yeah, as
he jumped in, he's like, he'll take care of it.
Our boy Louba, and he always takes care of it.
But JJ Rice, our boss that we always talk about.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
He's out of town, and so when he's out of
town he's even more frantic about things. So now he's
texting everybody in the world. Ye, like, man, stop text
that night.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
So I did that.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I think a man injured myself mowing the grass. Uh,
talk about that unfortunate missing. My wife looked at me
like I'm crazy. I'm like, I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It hurts. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
And then I listened to my son's afternoon sports show
because I'm going to be hosting it with him the
next three days, so I need to know how the
flow goes.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
So I had to study that up.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
So I listened to three hours of another radio show yesterday. Yeah,
so I would kind of have a better understanding. So yeah,
I'll be doing that this afternoon. I'm actually a little
nervous about it.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Really, it's good to be nervous about something.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Sports talk is different than regular It is like because
those people like our people like us to be wrong.
Sports talk people are encyclopedias about sports. Boy, get it,
get another. And I'm working with my son for the
first time, and it's his show, not mine, so I
don't want to railroad him.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
You know, I'm the guest. So it's it's just a
weird vibe. But it's gonna be fun. Yeah, you know,
me tough love if it was if I was on
my kids show, like if you explode, play that's on you.
My resume shows me I could do this, yes, me,
I want to run into be like today it's my show.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, of course me. Shore let me show it.
But that's not my job right now. It's like when
we host down the Hall on real radio. You sit back,
you do your saying. When they ask for you to
jump in, you jump it. We'll see what happens. But yeah,
but I'll be doing that today at three o'clock on
that ninety six nine in the game.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
The crazy thing is you have to teach yourself to
pull back, yeah, because you're like this ain't this ain't mine?
Well that and he's my kid, so I'm also his dad,
so I want to dat him as well. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
It's like a double whammy. I can't dat him or
over host him. So I'm just like, we'll see how goes.
It'll be fun, interesting, dynamic, it'd be fun. Yeah, it'd
be a good time. And what time today? And where
three o'clock this afternoon every day this week on ninety
six nine in the game, which is just down the
hall from us mm hmm, all.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Right, listen up real quick. Football Friday is back and
we'll y how many schools we could come in.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yesterday I had two emails.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Okay, well, first ones in if you would like for
your school to come in. The football players, the cheer squad,
the band, bring them all talk about your school in
the six o'clock hour on a Friday, which starts in
a couple of weeks. You need to email Ray go
to XL one to six seven dot com. It'll tell
you exactly how to do so. All right, coming back, man,
they are bannon those e scooters everywhere. I want to
find out how does your kid get to school? On

(13:06):
Johnny's House listening to Excel one at sixty seven on
the Free Brothers. Johnny's House, six thirty six on a Wednesday,
thirty percent chance of rain, sunshine, and one hundred it's
gona feel like one hundred five and seventy eight right now. Man.
These e bikes went downhill quickly. Yeah, they used to
be the coolest thing. I think the problem started. And

(13:26):
when they first came out they looked just like bikes,
and they would hide where the battery was so people
that't know if it was an e bike. Now these
bikes are like motorcycles. Yeah yeah, and they're fast. Yes,
And now they're having team one of those team takeovers
and the bikes, and they said, okay, enough is enough.
The Orange County School Board voted to restrict they use
of e scooters from two hundred and nine thousand students.

(13:50):
Here's the deal. Elementary and middle school students are now
banned from bringing these devices to call them devices to school.
High school students may ride them, but you got to
follow the strict guideline. High school students, first, you got
to possess a driver's license or a learner's permit to
use the scooter. Yeah, like co motor sotocks to go
to youah to go to school to them from and
these vices must be registered from the schools. Students cannot

(14:13):
ride the devices on campus and are required to store
them in a designated area separated from other vehicles.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Like good, yeah, they're doing this for it.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Did you say anything about like the scooters?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, because I know that the electric bike is not like,
you know, fast and all that stuff, but there's also
electric scooters, scooters anything, Okay, And I honestly think that
there is like a local mom to think for that,
because she lost her son and she like pushed and
pushed for this man.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
And there's two schools that I passed on my way.
One is Olympia High School and the other is Windomere.
And I just saw Windowmere High had it and they
were outside the gate. They weren't even on the campus,
but it had to be about eighty of them, Yeah,
just lined up and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
There's nothing but neighborhoods around there, so it makes it
very easy to.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Get it from yeah, and I could see. You know,
for me, I had to I had to drive my
kid to school. Uh. I mean, you know, I hate
the car line because he was in a special program
that only was at Olympia. Yeah, so he couldn't ride
the bus. One of the rules to get into this
program is that they got to get their own ride
to school, so we had to do that. If not,

(15:26):
his butt would have been on a bus. I would
have no problem putting the kid on a bus every
single day. And I think if it was in my
old neighborhood from the school, he wouldn't have had a
bus because it was still too close yep. And I
wouldn't had a problem putting on one of those e bikes. Yeah,
anything to stop me, right, But yeah, I mean, look,
I know the kids are gonna be kids, yes, But

(15:48):
I think all this goes back to the parents early on,
didn't didn't rivel it in because we probably don't think
too much of it.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
We're like, oh, it's just an eat scooter, no big deal.
And then it turned into what it turned into now.
The genie's out of the You can't get these kids
back in like doing what they're supposed to be doing.
And if you would have started from the very beginning
with rules and helmets and this and that, maybe, but
it was too late.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I knew there was a problem, and it was the
first time I know it. I noticed this. I went
to visit you, Brian, You're doing a giveaway at a
grand opening a key food. Oh yeah, and they gave
away a bike and everybody's excited. And the lady told
her daughter, look at this, I got your bike. She goes,
it's not electric. Mom, she went what I was like, Oh,

(16:29):
no way, It's so funny.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Along those lines, my wife and I were out the
other day and we saw three kids on regular bikes,
and my wife's like, it's good to see kids riding
regular bikes.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh, I'm kids do because if.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You never do you see teenagers on the regular bikes only.
And these kids were peddling. My wife was so happy, my.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Kids have the election for scooters, but like the bikes.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh yeah, you're going to be peddling.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I saw mine was different. I saw three kids on
the e bike and one that didn't have one. He
was to hang with. Hey, that had been me back
in the day. My mom, you ain't getting no damn
e bike. I'm like, dude, put a chain on the
e bike and connected to mine, because that's the only
way I can hang with you guys.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's the same thing like an avalon.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
And the middle schoolers are so big with the electric stuff.
Really yeah, because I mean they get out at a
different time than high school in elementary school, but they're
all over the place.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Most of them can't ride a bus because they're too close. Yes, yeah,
but those things are extremely fast. I'm just kind of
curious how do your kids get to school? Do you
now doubt some of you, I'm sure you were looking
forward to having your kid ride their scooters. Or their
e bikes. I want to find out how do your
kid get to school? Mine? Uh this year hopefully driving,
but the way it's car I think the first couple

(17:44):
of months could we get worked out on my back
in their damn car line and Brian yours. Before he drove,
you had to bring him up. He rode the bus.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
And then when he started football practice, I had no
choice but to get him. And then my and my
wife started driving to school in the morning, and you
and I would get them after football practice. Yeah, football
practice made where he really didn't ride the bus very much.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah. Uh my whole high school, my whole school career,
even a senior, I rode the bus when I was
growing up. Oh yeah, because I mean we got bussed. Yeah,
so it wasn't like the schools around the corner. The
school was forty five minutes away. Yeah. Even when I
got a little car, i'mlay, I got no gas money
put in it. Uh ray, how about you.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
My kids get dropped off obviously because there's still seven
eight years old, they're going into second grade. But they
get dropped off and I picked them up. Car line
is where they wanted to get.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It once again in the first first grade or so, well,
that still happen to you can't ride the.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Bus so like in middle school and stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Elementary Oh no, they're element second.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Second, second grade.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah yeah, they're going into second grade.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, so I mean they're still going to get dropped
off and picked up.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, they never know the bus life. No, hey, bus
life is life, man, is I think we're talking about
things that the government should make you do. Yeah, ride
the bus, some lessons on the buss my entire life
until I was older. Yeah, my brother had a car.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Oh yeah, I did all about elementary school until I
was walking distance to like them, middle school and stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
But yeah, they'll be dropped off and picked up.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
They're too far to walk, but then they're too close
to ride the bus.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
If you don't ride the bus, you don't know the
fear of when that door opens and you walk up
those steps and hopefully there's a seat and somebody wants
you to sit there.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
You just look for a face that No, it's like
it's like walking into prison.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
For yes, Oh my goodness, it is the absolute worst.
So I want to find out how do your kids
get to school? Do they drive their ride, their bikes
do you take them? They ride the bus four oh
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us up, how do your kids get to school? Now

(19:49):
that they say you cannot ride those bikes and scooters?
Let's talk about it on Johnny's House. You said those
e scooters and stuff, you cannot bring them here unless
you're in high school and then you gotta have a
driver's license and permit. So we wanted to find out
how do your kids get to school? Now? I'm gonna
give you, guys the three methods of the way kids
get to school, and you tell me which order you
think they are Okay, Okay, you have riding the bus,

(20:13):
private vehicles, and they put it in walking and biking
in the same same area. So what do you think
what is the biggest in what order do you think
they're getting in school?

Speaker 5 (20:22):
I think bus is probably the first, okay personally right,
because you have to live within three miles to not be.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Bussed, okay, or drive? And then what's next after that?
I would say walking and then the cars? Okay, Ray,
how about you.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I'm saying cars, personal vehicles drop off and all that,
then buses then walking.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
All right, Ray is right, I said, in Central Florida,
private vehicles make up fifty to fifty five percent. Because
school buses generally do not serve as families within a
two mile zone, car pooling and parental drop off makes
up the absolute majority of daily trips. Yeah, that makes
sense because now he's gotten to the old school.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Oh yeah, well now they build schools central to neighborhoods.
Back in the day, yeah, yea, yeah, they didn't like
had I had a thirty five to forty minute bus
ride to school every day.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
My kids first school, Windy Ridge, It was right there.
I mean walk down the street. Now we look out
the house and see the school.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Well, now they play neighborhoods better, Like in mind, they
built my neighborhood. They built two schools in it. Yeah,
for all of those kids and their.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Majority of them don't want to walk here in Central Florida.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, you know that's why I put that last.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Ever after it it pours down y Yeah, yeah, they said, Okay,
in second is school buses, they said on the Florida
Department of Education Policy Transportation it is federally and state funded,
primarily for students living more than two miles from the
assigned school and then walking and biking. State survey set
shows that active commute rates roughly seventeen percent, while walk well,

(21:52):
only one point four will be biking. So that's why
they can pass that rule of no e bikes is
only you only dealing with one for one point four
percent of parents of the man.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Yeah, and now you're gonna either add to the walking,
probably not, or get your butt out the car rider. Yeah,
that's what you're gonna add to the car rider because
most of them aren't driving those e bikes more than
three miles.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
No, they're walking walking distance. Yeah, And that was the thing.
Even in the summer when I would pick the kid up,
you would see kids walking like today where it's gonna
be like one hundred and five, wearing hoodies and walking home,
but not one bit of sweat on their faces. Looking
at them because I am a sweater, I admitted that
looking at them, I'm sweating and I'm in the car

(22:31):
with the acon.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah. I don't I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think their body's just used to it. You know, Brown,
when your son wars hoodie. He didn't sweat, did he sweat? No? No?
And theyre all warm. I'm really I'm looking. It's not
even shorts and a hoodie. It's jeans and a hoodie.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
And they're walking and not look y'all know me from
hit to the desk, I'm sweating. Yeah. So anyway, that's
the breakdown. If your kids thinking about riding the e
bikes or the scooters ain't gonna happen. Let's move on, Ray,
what you're working on.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Demie Levado is slamming some tictoil the Johnny's House Entertainment.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
News with Ray.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
All Right.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
We always say that there is always like one comment
that will get to you and you just respond.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Most of them you kind of just like read and
then let it go.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
They catch you on that bad day, something is not right,
you didn't sleep well, and you say, oh, not to day.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Well, this happened with Demi Levado.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
There was a TikTok user that claimed her weight fluctuation
was proof that Demi Levado is cloned.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
And that's the one that took her out.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
That's one. And I think it's because she talked about
her weight.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, and so like Demi Levado is very open about
how she's had an eating disorder, how she was on drugs,
how she you know, like she has this weird relationship
with food. So that's that's the one that got there,
and Demie Levado said, girl, go outside and leave my
weight out of the equation.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Then it didn't stop there.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
The TikToker respond and said, that was just a little
snippet to bring attention to the different versions of you
that are out there. But the fact that you only
tuned in on one thing and focused on that, like
her weight confirms everything.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Else confirms that she's a clonelone.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
She's like, all you talked about her weight, but you
didn't say that you weren't a clone.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
And then Debbielevado's.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Sister entered the chat and said, this sounds like a
little bit of a conspiracy theory, and uh, this is
a conversation that you need to have with your mental
health professional and that kind of like shut it down,
which is true because she's like, if you think that
my sister has cloned and that's what you are harping on,
you might want to take that up with somebody.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
This is weird because I mean everybody has their button,
and I guess for her. When Demi saw it, she
didn't think about the clone part. She was like, Okay,
you said weight. That triggered me. Yeah, the clone thing.
Get out of here, crazy.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Somebody can say that I'm fat and ugly and that
my twins something something something about my twins. I'm going
to hone in on the twins thing. I don't care
what you say about my parents because that's my button.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Do you not? You know? Raise the clone? Her kids
going on the cruise without him?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
What exactly that's when I'm home?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
You got me a clone?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Kelly Rippa is having surgery. Yeah, so there's gonna be
a lot of co hosts that are subbing in for her.
But I guess she's having gum surgery.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah. So the pain and.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
The recovery time is so bad that she's going to
be out for two weeks. But Kevin Jonas stepped in
yesterday or on Monday and yesterday, Mila Kunez is stepping
in today, Pamela Adlin, Scott Foley, So there's gonna be
a lot of people that are hosting with him.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
That's a funny thing she's done. She did the show alone,
then she brought her husband. Yeah, and now he's doing it.
He's going to the hospital, talk about this my show,
my show, now baby, take your time kind of this
used to be.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
And Kathy Lee love that day. Yeah, so you're going
to see a lot of those spots.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Also, Bobby Flay is coming up with a new reality show.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So he's done them all. There's no more reality shows.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Bobby, do I know?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
But this one is basically what it's saying that it's
on the Food Network. It's a competition series. Bobby flays
the line, and I guess it's going to feature his
team facing off against restaurants staff.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
So, like you have like a restaurant, your staff.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Is going to be there, and it's gonna be like
during a live dinner service. Like each episode there's gonna
be diners, VIP guests to judge. So there's gonna be
a twenty five thousand dollars cash prize.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I just see some restaurants that pride themselves, yes, fun service,
and we'll take that challenge. Yeah. Cool, it's a cool idea.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
So Bobby Flay has his team and he's like, oh,
I could take out all these restaurants and then he
teams up against you know, Ruth Chris.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
You know they're going to try to take.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Each other out and how do they decide to winner.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
So there's gonna be judges and then there's gonna be
like celebrity judges and guest hosts. But future episodes are
going to be all over the Food Network. September eighth
is when it kicks off because.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I need to watch beat Bobby Flay. You go cook
against them, You're not gonna beat.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Them out, no, no.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
On Master Chef, one of the things they do, one
of the challenges is to cook against Gordon Ramsey and
they're like, watch what I do and he said, They're like,
and he cooks like the best thing you've ever eaten
in like ninety seconds.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
The hell am I supposed to do with that? Like
beat Mike Tyson Roy.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I'm like a Michelin chef and I have a great staff.
I'm like, I'm all about I'm.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Taking if you've seen the reviews and say the food
is amazing, but the staff is, oh my goodness. Oh yeah,
I'd say like, let's let's do this. Let's put this
on all right, we come back. Brian's gonna update this
what is trending in the world. Let's do it next
down in time, let's see what's treating.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Brought to you by Pineapple health Care locations in Orlando,
Casimi and Lakeland. Pineapple health Care. We are better together.
So this video is all over the place. It's a
scary situation over in California at the beach, and it
got to have the ending because of a teenage lifeguard
who like sprung into action. So it's a ten year
old boy. He got caught in the surf and he
was struggling. These ways kept crashing over him. These waves
were crazy. It was like out of a movie. Really

(28:03):
thought it was fake.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Seen the video. The video is wild.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
So a sixteen year old lifeguard jumped into the water,
went out and got the boy. Now some of the
beach goers try to jump in and help. They started
to get swept away. So he was trying to save
the boy and then fight them off, going ay, I
got this, I'm a lifeguard. But they were just trying
to help, but a few of them started to get
swept away. The waves were so bad, so a second
lifeguard came in. But they finally got this boy out

(28:26):
of the surf, got checked out by paramedics, reunited with
his parents. His parents are praising the sixteen year old
boy for jumping into action and doing his thing. Oh yeah,
the video went viral. The President saw it. Now he's
inviting the lifeguard to the White House. It's really because
he wants to give him the highest honor of bravery
that you can give to a civilian. They want to
invite the boy that got saved and his parents. I mean,

(28:46):
the story's just crazy and the video, like I said,
I thought it was ai.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I thought it was fake. Look, if you saved my
child from drowning in some crazy waves, you're invited to Thanksgiving,
Christmas and the barbecue every year. And he's sixteen. He's
a kid that jumped in to save a kid.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
So everyone's like, hey, look, some college need to step
up and just give this man a free education.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Like whatever. If it's a random thirsdy, you're like, look,
I have anything to eat today? Which y'all cook it?
Come on, you have a see you a seat? Sixteen
year lives would be like nah, yeah, really light jumping
in there. But the videos, wow, it's all over the place.
It's like on every news outlet. Now this is really
interesting and it could be good. There's a Texas company
called Campus Guardian Angel, So they just showed off these

(29:30):
drones they built to help stop school shooters. They had
a demonstration at the high school in Arkansas. So the
company's founder said the drones can respond to a threat
and as little as five seconds, and they can reach
a shooter within fifteen seconds.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
So they they positioned them in the school already, school
your starts. These drones are where they're supposed to be.
They're locked in. There is a central command that has
trained like fighter pilot type people that can fly drones,
and they're always monitoring. So something happens, the alert happens,
the drones get activated, that screen pops.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Up, my Manstar's flying it. So they're all around the school.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
They're ready to go, and they said that they can
tell the difference between a shooter and a police officer
just by their movements because they're AI trained.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
So they're talking about bringing these to most schools in
Arkansas within the next six months. So private schools are
going to test them first, and then obviously if the
government gets involved and puts in public schools. It's gonna
cost some money, but it saves the issue of calling
nine one one the police try to get there. It
basically gives you a first responder within seconds and then
they can be.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Backed up by the police and they assess the situation
right exactly where they are right or going on. I
mean it's a drone.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
They can also disable the shoot her So it's crazy.
But when you think of how quickly these things jump
off and how the response time.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Is huge, this is pretty big. So we'll see how
it goes.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
And the House of Mouse Expo is that Disney Springs
starting Friday and going through Sunday. They're bringing the full
Lawrence Brothers reunion back Joey, Matthew and Andrew, so some
of your favorites, Emily Swallow, Daniel Logan, Chris Barlett.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's like a fan run weekend at the Wyndom Lake
Buena Visa.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
You're gonna have panels, meet and greets, photo ops, marketplace
that always turns up stuff that you can buy that's
related to this stuff, and then you can walk over
Disney Springs. So if you're a Disney fan, it is
the House of Mouse Expo really, and the Lawrence Brothers
Joey is like, whoa, it'll be passed.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh yeah, people, people already planning a fly in this weekend. Yeah.
People love the nostalgia of stuff. All right, listen, if
you are a teacher, got a question for you. If
you can call, we like to talk to you. If not,
you can text the Excel mobile four one oh sixty seven.
At school approaches and about to start, how much do
you personally spend out of your pocket to set your
classroom up? All right, teaches, this question for you at

(31:47):
school about to start? How much do you spend out
of your own pocket to set up your classroom for
the students to arrive? Four oh seven now one nine
one o six seven eight seven seven nine one nine
one o six seven. Or you can text the Xcel
mobile four one six seven. The reason we ask is
we got something big that we'll tell you about next.
If for teachers only, we'll tell you about that next.
On Johnny's House and sh Ed Sharon, We're gonna give

(32:10):
you some tickets to see Ed Sharon coming up after
eight thirty True Stories that Happened to Me coming to
Tampa November the fifth. It is seven twenty five Johnny's
House heat and acts of one hundred and five seventy
eight right now, mostly sunny in a thirty percent chance
of rain. Got to say happy birthday to me. Me
she's over at Avid Health. Her daughter said, would you
wish my mom happy birthday? She's over there battling cancer

(32:32):
and we're praying for you. And hey, they told my
mom she had cancer. She told the doctors, no, nah, don't.
She went through one session. The chemo is done, simply,
it's no longer there. So happy birthday to you, and
we're all praying for you. Stay strong and get through
this thing. All right. We asked teachers earlier, how much
are you spending on your classroom? I mean you might
as well say schools pretty much started. Yeah, for a

(32:54):
lot of people. Next week Monday's pre planning for teachers.
It starts in most counties. Yeah, all right, so winter springs.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Tanya, Good morning, Hi, Good morning, Johnny.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
How are you today?

Speaker 8 (33:05):
I'm pretty good.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
I'm up early. It's not really that early, but it's
early for.

Speaker 8 (33:09):
Me this summer.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay. Now, and you're I'm assuming you're a teacher.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
Yes, I've been teaching for about ten years now, se County, Okay,
And how much to get you get your classroom ready
for the kids to get there, out of your own pocket?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
How much are you spending?

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Well, I don't know, Johnny, I haven't counted up this year,
but I'm probably thinking around four hundred dollars, four hundred,
five hundred.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's crazy four or five hundred dollars out of your part. Yeah,
not not to say, hey girl, we're gonna get this
extra five hundred dollars. This is out of your pocket,
out of your paycheck, to make sure that your classroom
is up to par.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Yep, exactly, And honestly, you can't really help it.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You go to oh oh she she dumped out, think
we lost her Man school boys shut that one down,
say stop telling people the secrets.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
My teacher friends usually start like an Amazon wishless uh
huh to get.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Some help because it's still expense.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
So I like to go through and find a few
random ones and then just kind of add to their
list and buy whatever I can form because I might
have so cool. My mom did it for twenty three
years and we were broke, and she still spent her
own money.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Hey cause your mom understood what you know, those teachers
were going through yeah, what he's saying on the mobile,
how much did they spend? Now, let's see XL.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Mobile power by Attorney Dan Newlan interrect need to check
its no brainer, just call Attorney Dan Newlyn. Someone said,
I'm a teacher between six hundred and eight hundred a year. Yep,
so they spend a lot. Someone said around five hundred dollars.
Three hundred dollars wow, So yeah, I mean everyone's spending
money out of their own pocket. Well, listen, teachers, we
understand what you're going through. You know, at Johnny's House,

(34:39):
we've always been one of those to help out the
students and the schools and the teachers.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
So teachers, listen up. And we got to thank our
good friends from Boost Mobile for hooking it up. They
want to make sure that you know that they got
your back to school. This is what we're doing On Thursday,
August sixth, starting at six o'clock, we will be broadcasting
live from Teak's neighborhood Grill in Metro West. It is
a free breakfast for all teachers. Get your coworkers, your

(35:05):
fellow teachers to come on down because that morning we're
giving away ten thousand dollars in cash and gift certificates.
You can use them for your classroom, you can use
them for yourself, whatever, whatever you need.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Because you're spending your own money in yes, So if
you're just gonna recoup your own money, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yes, So throughout the morning doing the breakfast, you walk in,
we'll give you like a ticket and then we'll spend
the wheel and wherever it stops, you get it. Somebody's not. Oh,
you didn't get anything. Everybody who spends the wheel will win.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yes, yeah, if we're going I mean obviously, if if
we have enough, Yeah, everybody will get something.

Speaker 9 (35:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
We don't know how many you're going to come out,
so we'll draw a ticket. If it's your ticket, you
come up, you spend whatever the wheel says you get,
you get it. Could be one hundred, could be fifty,
could be two fifty.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
We don't know. Ten thousand dollars and we want to
thank our Baby DJ program for putting it on. Also,
boost Mobile they say we want to be a part
of this too. Solar Source and frank Gate Services all said, hey,
we want to be a part of it. I said,
give them some money so we can give it to
the teachers. And they all said absolutely. So if there's
anybody else that wants to give us some money to
give to the teachers, just hit us up and we'll

(36:06):
make that. It could be eleventh thous, it could be twelve,
it could be fifteen. However much money we get, that's
what we're giving away, right, And thanks to Teak for
him up because we needed a spot to do it.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
And they're going to provide breakfast for you, so like
they're not really open, they're opening just for us.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Boy John is a good man, he's awesome without hesitation.
Brian's like, hey man, he sayd he'll do it, He'll
do it, he'll do it. I'm like, you know what,
we're asking him to open his business when it's not open, Yeah,
and give away free food. That's not on anybody's business plan.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
No, because that he's putting in staff, he's bring he's
gonna come in at five fifteen and open source so
we can get all set up. So yeah, Teak's a
great spot.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Do you know how hard it is to go to
a restaurant and say, hey, listen, we want you to
open your doors when it's probably not open, and they
say how many people you want to serve. We don't know,
don't know, but we need you to serve them all.
And do you know how many restaurants? I can give
you a list to say it? No, we asked around
before we went back to my This one place said

(37:01):
we're not prepared to do that yet. Hell so we
got to thank them, and of course Boost Mobile we
got your back to school. They're all involved. So teachers
get the word out. We'll start throwing it up on
our social media. It's going to be on Thursday, August
sixth starting at eight a m. If you got to
get to school later, then get there early. Ten thousand

(37:25):
dollars in cash and gift cards, and we talked to
some teachers. We know where you want those gift cards from.
And the smallest amount you will win is one hundred bucks. Okay,
we gonna. I want to make sure that if you're
a teacher and you come to this breakfast, we walk
away with something. We understand you got a big year
ahead of you. Five and six hundred dollars out of
your pocket. Out of your pocket, and we know how
much you get paid. Let us help you give you

(37:47):
free breakfast. It's going to be taking place again. At
Teaks Neighborhood, Grill and Metro West will put all that
on social media, get the direction and all that pta
send it out to you, your teachers, teachers, tell your friends.
If you're there, we gonna serve you.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
And we know you're going back for pre planning, so
a lot of teachers are gonna be going to school.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
That's why we're starting so early. You could swing by,
grab yourself a quick bite, spend the wheel, win some money,
and then head off to you know, get your classroom ready.
You got any questions, text exitl Mobile four one oh
six seven. We'll announced this throughout the day up until
next week. We want to make sure we take care
of our teachers right here in Central Florida. A lot
of people are doing back to school drives and that's good,
but we want to make sure these teachers are taking
care of ten thousand dollars. It may be more if

(38:25):
somebody calls up to say I want to drop five
on that boom fifteen thousand, and it'll grow, but right
now we have ten thousand dollars. We're gonna give it away
and we thank everybody for helping us out. We come back,
we're gonna spend the wheel of old topics and see
what goes down. I'm thirty four or Landos number one
hit music station. It's Xcel one six seven. We just
mentioned Johnny's House. Ten thousand dollars. Teacher Breakfast is gonna

(38:45):
be taking place on Thursday, August sixth, starting at six am.
It goes until ten. Now, someone asks, you know I
have meet the teacher at nine. We start at six.
That's why we did it early at six, and you
can get to be a part of this. Look, we're
trying to do this for you. It's not convenient for us.
We want to make sure that you can get this done.

(39:06):
So we'll be there starting at six. Get there, have breakfast,
walk away with a couple hundred bucks for your classroom,
and then have a great day with meet the teacher.
Because I think I got to meet the teacher last one.
I asked my kid, as your senior year, you still
want me to go? He goes, yeah, A couple of
teachers want to meet you. I'm like a right man them.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Fans yeah Friday, yeah, yeah, I mean we tried to
do it balance it out, like we know, teachers don't
want to be obligated to do anything on their actual
free time. Plus they've got their own real kids, yes
to deal with, So we waited until pre planning started.
So you can swing it on your way to school,
swing by, hangout for a sec, grab something to eat,
spend a.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Wheel, get some cash cash. Yeah, we're doing it for
you ten thousand dollars and it's going to be a
Teaks neighborhood grilling. Metro West will put all that on
on our social media so you know exactly wait you
to go and what to do. We're looking forward to
this man. Like I said, if anybody else wants to
bring some more money, please do got to thank a
boost Mobile for saying we want to be a part
of this, and we said absolutely, let's make it happen.
All right, it's time to spend the wheel of old topics.

(40:01):
These are topics we've done back in the day, and
we don't know where it's going to end. And we're
going to spend that wheel. And somebody today is going
to get two tickets the Empire of the Sun at
the Mid Florida Credit Union Ampatheater in Tampa on September
the seventeenth. So let's find out exactly what are we
gonna be talking about today? Where as we spend the
wheel of old topics. That's a long wheel, it is.

(40:27):
I like the suspense.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Oh you know what on the wheel I put while
You're Mad and What's Good right next to each other,
because I like the contrast.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
It landed right on the line. And then tick to
what's good? What's good? Okay, all right, all right, here's
an opportunity. With everything is happening in the world today,
it's time for you years to sit back and highlight
something that is good and it's positive that is happening
in your life, and we want to share that. Let's
see for me, what's good. My mom's good, she's home,

(40:58):
she's okay. Had a little scare there over the my
little vacation. I called on the birthday. I said, hey, mom,
what are you doing. I'm at the hospital. Well damn,
I will be there and about it now. Yeah really?
And then two hours, ladies to day nothing wrong with me,
and they sent me home so that my mom is fine.
Arrested out the vacation. I'm blessed. Life is good. I

(41:19):
got no life is good right right now at this moment. Now,
if you asked me what's bad? My kid just got
a car that don't run. But talk about what's bad,
why you're mad? Right? What's good?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
What's good is last week on the air, we were
talking about how I've basically lost control of my children,
and I had people call in and tell me that
I need to be the warden. And so now I
have a whole new inspiration to be the warden.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
You pull out a belt.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Not yet, I'm just kidding. CPS, don't cut after me.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
But seriously, I like, am so determined now to make
sure that my kids aren't jack holes.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yes, so I am so motivate.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Have they noticed changing?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
You?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
I put my foot down the first time that I
could this past week.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
How that goes?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
But I mean it kind of like fell apart at
the end because there's a lot of co parenting parenting situations.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You do what you do? Is I like other mom better? Yeah?
Because because you're doing what you're supposed.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
To do, And that's kind of what's happening.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
And I'm sure she's fighting down on her her side too.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
She wants she doesn't want them to feel that way too,
Like it goes both ways when you're a co parent.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
But you know, what. I don't care if they don't
like me.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
That's what. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (42:31):
You know.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
The funny thing is that parents back in the day,
and I'm going by when I was raised, they would go,
let with them? Is your bag?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Tell them?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I said basically what I said last week.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
You know, I tell you guys all the time my
dad left Bounce Child Supports checks.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I still tried to pull that car to my mom.
You know what she said, She's like go first of all,
she said, find them and then go.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
And I was like, I'm looking for him.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I learned at age seven. Oh yeah, parents a day like, uh,
my old my parents, I ain't want little friends what
they always got to be.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
A little steps.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Really Oh wow, well that's cool that you admitted that,
because I'm sure there's a lot of parents that feel
the same way.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
I wanted to be the cool one, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I don't care anymore.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I don't race house turning the scared street.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah seriously, here is yeah, seriously.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Twenty four hour locked down.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Program about to flip the door around.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Let me tell you, I'm the youngest in my family,
and my parents believed in corporal punishment, the belt. They
had no problem with you. I never got punished as
a kid, and that's because they were fought before me. Yeah,
I saw what happened. Why would I want the belt
if I know? If he tells me you can't go outside,
well you went outside, you got the belt. I'm not
going outside. You raised her together before. That's right. She

(43:55):
got tag teams. Seriously, she got Bonnie and class. That's right,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
No, but we're trying to all be on the same page.
Good luck, And I'm looking at them like, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Ain't trying to be a cool parent. Good for you,
Good for you? Right, Brian? What's good? Brother?

Speaker 11 (44:09):
Man?

Speaker 5 (44:09):
I got so much stuff coming up over the next
two months. I think all of it is good. But
this weekend I got a big event going on for
the radio station, and then the band that we did
had come in Stone Break.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
They're doing a house a blue show. It's so cool.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
The following weeks I'm doing that, and then I got
to Molly Ringwald is my favorite band back for that.
And then my friends got a big party that I'm
going to and then literally a week later we're jumping
on a plane and.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Going to London. So like my next month and a
half is like so stacked, but with all great stuff
that's good. That's good. Sometimes you need to sit back
and just highlight some of the good things in your life.
There's a lot of people just dealing with you know,
I gotta deal with this, I gotta deal with that.
Ah Well, we want to find out from you. The
will of topics stopped there. We want to find out
what is good in your life? Four oh seven not
one nine one o six seven eight seven seven nine

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one nine one o six seven. You can always text.
The XL mobile is four one o six seven. Last
and social media want to hear from you. Got two
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Florida Credit Union Avertheta and Tampa coming up on September seventeenth.
That's gonna make you day better. What is good in
your life? Share with us and let's talk about it.
On Johnny's House. This trus fifty on a Wednesday. We

(45:15):
are here. It is Johnny's house. They say it's only
thirty percent chance of rain. But for the next couple
of days of like tomorrow and through the weekend, it's
supposed to rain a lot. Because I don't want to
be breaking a water restriction. But I need to take
one of money on.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
I might have turned my home when I left the houses,
they promised me rain yesterday, which never came.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I want to go on the record say I do
respect the Once upon a time I was crazy and
I said I did not respect the water police. They
know where I live. And I'm just joking on the radio.
I did not turn on my sprinklers one days at
Arn't you behind the gate now though? Now now you saved.
Oh I'm not safe. The government officials they get in there,
flash the badge. Yes it's a water badge, and then

(45:55):
we go to one house, mine seventy eight. Right now
in the high of one hundred pive, it's gonna feel
one hundred five. Now here's the thing. We asked you
a simple question, what is good? And people say it
ain't a damn thing good that is happening in their lives.
And I cannot believe that there has to be something
in your life that is making you smile, that's making
you feel good if you think about it. The matter
of fact that you are hearing us say that is

(46:15):
a good thing. So we're gonna try it again. We
have a ton on the mobile. Okay, on the mobile
there all right? People call four O seven now and
nine one O six seven eight seven seven now one
nine one O six seven think about it. What is good?
Sarah from a Popka Good morning.

Speaker 11 (46:31):
Good Morning's Johnny?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
What's good? What's good?

Speaker 11 (46:34):
First of all, I'm really happy for Ray because I
went through the same thing and in a single mom
with three hy three girls. So you have to practice
tough love.

Speaker 10 (46:44):
That's all you do.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:47):
What's good in my life is I got a nice
promotion and I love my new job.

Speaker 10 (46:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:55):
And then I just got yesterday, I just got general
manager of the quarter. And then I had a few
one dollar lottery tickets sitting in my bag for like
probably about three or four weeks, and I had my
daughter scratch them at dinner on Friday night. And one
of them was the max you could win on a
dollar lottery ticket?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
What's the max? Don't be holding back information?

Speaker 9 (47:19):
Now?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
How much you get?

Speaker 11 (47:22):
Ten thousand dollars?

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Wow? Are you? And it was just laying in your bag.

Speaker 11 (47:28):
It had been in my bag. I've been in Reno, Nevada,
been all over the place, and was sitting in my
bag and I'm like, hey, guys, you want to scratch
some lottery tickets.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
So then I didn't.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Believe it, so right went round to the local gas
station and they were like, yeah, you need to bring
that to the lottery office. I'm like, that's all I
need to know. That's all I need to know. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Now, who scratched it? One of the kids and say, hey, mom,
I think.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
We want Oh, don't even go there because they want
to cut Yeah right.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Yeah, no, no, it was act. It wasn't even.

Speaker 11 (48:01):
My it was my daughter's friends, which was even worse.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
Oh no, and she had.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
Just bought a new product. I was like, oh, I
could get the match in hang and I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. Hold on, now we need a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Now that's a good thing. It's a good thing that
your daughter's friend is like, because I'd be like, I
ain't none here, ain't no women.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
Yeah, a little bit more money than us. So it's okay, okay,
my birthday this weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Wow, congratulations, that's what we're talking about. You hold on
a second, Sarah, all right, we're going Robbie, Yeah, excel.
The morning was this good?

Speaker 12 (48:40):
Morning, Jason.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, Hey, how you feeling these days? Man? Let's time
we talked to you and fighting something, but you fought it,
so you're good exactly.

Speaker 12 (48:48):
And that's why I'm calling it because it's all good.
I had a couple of procedures last Thursday, got my.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Biopsy results and I am all clear for your man, Man,
how'd you celebrate?

Speaker 12 (49:00):
I haven't yet, really, I haven't had time. Just been
too busy with working things.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Man. You about to find some time to celebrate good.

Speaker 12 (49:07):
Coming in moving back to the States from Tokyo, Okay,
bonus Okay celebrates this weekend.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Well, congratulations man, Thank you for sharing. And we were worried.
We're starting to worry about you, but you sound.

Speaker 12 (49:18):
Like you said, all good. I appreciate it. Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Hey, we love you too, man. Thank you for sharing that. Brian,
what is saying over the man?

Speaker 5 (49:24):
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Speaker 1 (49:35):
Someone going to Alaska in seven days for their honeymoon.
I wonder what the weather's like. I don't know. Yeah,
I'm probably nicer than here.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Let's see someone says their son is coming home tomorrow
after his first semester of college and very excited.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
So must have started in the summer summer of course. Yeah, yeah,
go back in the fall. Uh huh. Let's see someone
said they had a few setbacks starting a new job
and making more money. Uh, and now they teaching. It's amazing. Okay,
I think that's what it says. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Let's say someone who's got back from a trip from Buffalo.
They went to Niagara Falls in Toronto.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
What kind of kind of vacation of that? A birthday
celebration and the weather was nice.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
And then someone said, after two years of fertility treatment,
they found out yesterday that their baby has a heartbeat. Yeah,
and there might be two in there to going back
next week to see if there's a twin.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Wow, good luck with that. Reach out if you need help.

Speaker 9 (50:33):
Ray.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Let's see here we have a first time teacher feeling
prepared for a school year.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I've been older teacher. Like, girl, you don't even know,
you don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
What's good is that somebody is pregnant for the first
time after trying for a while.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
That's always good because there's somebody pregnant this morning. They
won't trying.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
See we went, there's that.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
That's probably so, Sarah, We're gonna hook you up with
the Empire of the Sun at the mid floid of
credit union empathy to coming up on September seventeen, seeing
at your birthday is a weekend, We're going.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
To hook you up Johnny's House Entertainment News. That's three
all right.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
So Ariana grandde is a Brighter Days Ahead Foundation has
partnered with Black Line to actually provide mental health resources,
financial assistant and wellness care packages to every dancer, musician
and crew member on her tour right now.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I think that's good because a lot of people don't
understand life on the road is it's hard.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
And we see more and more celebrities and like artists
doing this.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Taylor Swift of course gifted like the truck drivers like
all this stuff, like the dancers with a nice little bonus.
But also this is also going to support like black
Lines case management program. It's going to connect music industry
workers with therapists and counselors and mental health professionals. So
she's just really trying to, you know, make sure that

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all the people in the music industry actually get the
help that they need and to have subs a sustainable
way of getting all of this.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Yeah, because when you go on the road, it's like,
all right, you're on the grind every day and if
you're feeling something, you got to suck it up because
you still got to perform that night. Yeah, and it's
good to be able to you know, we're on the road,
we got you know, earlier part of the day, we're
just in a hotel. I just want to talk to somebody, Yeah,
you know about what I'm feeling right now.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
So she's going to have access to all of that. Also, obviously,
her eighth studio album comes out on Friday, Ariana Grande.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
We're having a album listening party.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
You can still enter that on x I one to
six seven's Instagram.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Carly Class was also at the Taylor Travis.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Wedding at We're seeing more and more people come out
and slowly drop little things that had happened at the wedding.
She finally opened up a little bit about her rekindled
friendship with Taylor Swift, saying that, you know, I try
to protect the privacy of my friends in their personal lives.
And so they asked her about the wedding because she
was there, and she said they're an amazing couple and

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I'm so happy for them, and she was kind of
like like declining to share more.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
She said nothing, Yeah, did you see John else? John
Morgan said, his good friend, his fraternity brother. Yes, and
he goes, hey, you know, are you going to the wedding? Nothing? Hey,
I just want to know you're going to the wedding. Nothing.
Are you at the wedding? Nothing? And then he saw them, He.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Saw a picture of them at the wedding because their
son played football with Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Have a connection. And John's like, I don't know what she's.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Got security wise, but he is talking c I A
needs to call her and find out how she locks
these people down, because he's like, my friend won't even
tell me my own.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Gone. And I would have like I'd be now I'm
gonna tell you, but you can't right in the room.
But he said, they're not talking anybody in nobody.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Now one person has said something besides like we heard obviously,
his brother on the podcast said that they did like
a duet and like he shocked by Travis' voice.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
And how good it was, you know.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
And then I think the other little handkerchief is another
thing that we saw. And then obviously the games and
the giveaways and stuff that they had at the reception,
like those are things that have been confirmed.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
It must have been signs on the wall.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
It had to be something like it's not like death
rights almost how many people were there over I want
to say over a thousand right now?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
How do you keep a thousand people quiet? Yeah, you
can't keep a thousand people quiet, that's what they saying.
Like John, he does the John in sixty seconds, that's
what he calls it. It's really funny. He was like,
I don't know if there's like a financial hit that
these people are gonna take, he said, with no one saying,
and he said, my own friend won't even tell me
he was there, but I know he was there. That
text him three times, are you going to the wedding?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Nothing? Are you at the wedding? Nothing? I saw that
you were there. How was it nothing? He said? They
are not talking, I.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Know, And it's so funny because like obviously people are
getting asked if they knew that they were there, and
like she was on the Today Show on live television,
she was like, oh, well I respect my friends and
their privacy.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
And they're like, wow, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Wow I had to give. They need to share how
they did that, because here we are a month later
and nobody, no one is still talking. All right, listen,
Brown's walking ahead with a limp. It's a little bit.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
I've been down this morning to put something on like
one of the computers. I'm like, oh, I can't get
back up.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
We're gonna find out some ridiculous ways that you hurt yourself.
Talking about that, Nick Ryan's strending.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Like humanoid robots from China are being banned in the
US by the FCC. They will be already, so they
release the statement now, and they said we don't want
you all over here. They released a statement saying that
it's a national security issue.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
These are robots.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
They said it's an unacceptable risk because the robotic devices
could be used by malign actors who could remotely commandeer
the robots.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
And inspy on Americans.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
So you bring them over here because they're friends it
is my friendly AI robot, and then they from the
backs take it over and now they're watching everything that
we do. Now, the AI robots I've seen for China
ain't perfecting them yet. They kick them and they fall apart. Yeah,
the one that was trying to dance very well.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, and then well one day get in a little
ninja fight and I kept fighting with no head. It's
pretty impressive, So you might want to let them come
over here. They destroyed themselves. Now.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
China's foreign minister said, that's Shenanigan's and they said that
it's always the US trying to hold China back by
putting like clamps on their technology, and that it's all
crazy and we always just throw up national security as
our excuse.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Well, I mean with AI technology now, no one really knows,
I know, So until we can figure it out, leave
them over that. I agree.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Well, my thing back to China was like, you ain't
gonna let us send US robots over to China, are you?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
No? Yeah? Think about if you flooded our market with
AI robots and we have a skirmish with them, then
they hit that switch, attack them. It's the movie I Robot.
All you gotta do is watch I robot. That's why
Will Smith was way ahead of our time. Man, you
tell your robot, he go get me a glass of water.
I don't think I'll be doing that.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Yeah, the little heart turns red. And then they locked
the door, and now you're stuck. No, sir, I agree.
Uh man, that said that cycle fort then really messed
up produce sales in America. So it's taking a serious hit,
they said. People out of fear and all of the
talk of the bubou lettuce, forty percent of Americans have
admitted to buying or eating less produce over the last
three weeks.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
My fridge is so empty.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Really so empty, because we don't we don't buy anything.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
They don't be scared. I'll get them bags of salad
on sale right now.

Speaker 10 (57:28):
I know.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I used to live off bag salad.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I took a slice of lettuce out of the bag
yesterday and put it on my sandwich. It was delicious.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
I'm still ordering it at restaurants. But if you look
at the map, we haven't had one case in Florida.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Right, Yeah, not that I know of. Yeah, and it's
really kind of falling off.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
So they say forty percent say they are eating less
or buying less, But fifty six percent say there ain't
no change there like us like whatever.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Man, Yeah, but it was pretty bad. I mean when
when it when it first came in, I was talking
about it and I was like, oh wow, But they
were talking about how bad it and being that descriptive
on television, like, oh, that's nasty. I don't like the word.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
I hadn't even married say it last week when you
weren't here. I ain't saying that word. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Cyclospora No, I don't mind that one. Oh the diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
That one. They didn't even just say that. They said explosive.
EXPLI that word. I don't know why I like it. Yeah,
I like ray with moist well, panties. I don't say
that either.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
That's creepy, that are griefy. We all have our words.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Panties is creepy. It is it is with panties.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Line saying undies like it's creepy.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Man, that is not creepy, girl, what kind of panties? Not?
He needs to watch seventy two hours.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Seriously, I don't watch it.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I just don't see anything wrong with that word. Okay, panties.
What it's weird, man.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
If you ask somebody what colored panties they were wearing.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Like people use that word, I assume that they can't
go too close to a school.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
That's just me.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Panty. Yeah, yeah, y's just me.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I don't get it. I don't I don't get it.
All right.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
We joke about how hot it is, but it is
really going to be dangerously hot to here today, so
maybe you want to go outside in just some panties.
The National Weather Service just issued a heat advisory starting
at eleven am this morning, and it's going to go
until eight pm. It's gonna affect Orange, Seminal, Volusha, Lake
Mary and something. So basically, if you can hear us,
you're gonna get it. No heat index values are going
to be one ten or higher. I know, we keep

(59:30):
saying one oh five and that's the low end, but
they say it could go up to one ten one
point fifteen in some areas. So they say drink plenty
of fluids, obviously, stay in the air conditioning room, stay
out of the sun, check up on your relatives and
your neighbors, and maybe just rock the panties.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You know, you know what we had something that we're
going to talk about, but I want to change it.
I want to find out what other words people just
don't like hearing. Now, diarrhea? Why does that bother you?
I don't know. I had a kid, I should shouldn't
bother me.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
I just don't like it. I won't say it, and
I don't want other people to say I don't write
moist you don't like I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
It just reminds me of just like wetness, and like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Back then both of y'all thinks that's something wrong with
the word panties. Ain't nothing wrong with the word panties.
Oh the way I said panties.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I want to do that, Like moist reminds me of
like slime.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Or like I don't get it, all right, we don't,
we don't. I tell you, we'll come back and find
out if if we're just a room full of weirdos,
there's other people that have words that just they just
don't like to hear. And we're gonna hook somebody up.
I think we have some.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Maria, what's the name, Maie Martinez.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
We got some tickets that we'll get a way and
we'll do that next on Johnny's house. Johnny's house. Uh, ray,
what we're looking at current? Like I see it now?
Seventy nine, seventy nine. He didn't next up one hundred
and five thirty percent chance of rain. Other than that,
it's gonna be hot, human and stank stank stank stank.
But that's gonna be this way for the next couple
of weeks. Gonna get some rain in starting tomorrow, all right.
The worst thing to do is get injured, and the

(01:00:54):
worst thing that is to injury yourself, you know, just
an unusual way. So Brown's walking with a limb? How
are you walking a limp? Bro? It ain't you know? Was?
I had? Definitely not your gangs. I do got a
slight gangster limp. But this isn't this? Ain't it? Yesterday?
I got real quick, Brian and I make a point
in life to never go to the bathroom at the
same time in life, and it happened yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
I usually even walked by the desk area and clear,
but I figured, well, I'm run away to a meet
and I'll just jump in real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Nobody's gonna be over there.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
And I hear Johnny outside the bathroom, jibber jabberin. You
can hear his voice a mile away, and I'm like, oh,
and I'm trying to pee faster than I'm like, let
me finish this up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
And then I hear the door open and this guy
walks brother, just all looking over the shoulder like I'm like,
I knew it was good to him. I know it.
So of course I yell out the same statement that
I do every single time, and I just knew management
was gonna come in because you're having a meeting too,
right over in the other meeting. And then I tried
to counteract it with Johnny going number two.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
But he's louder than me anyway, but makes me laugh.
So you laugh here, and you decide to go ahead
and get some do the work because you're busy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, well, because I'm doing my son's afternoon show all week,
I won't. I'll be here every day from like three
am to six pm because going home back and forth
it ain't worth the toll money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
They worth the gas of money. So if I can
catch a little nap over in the studio, I will,
but I'm not gonna be able to go home. So
I'm like, today's my only day to get back done.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Now, I had heard on this show that the rain
was gonna come by around two pm.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
That's what I heard. That's what I heard. That's what
I heard.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
So I had to get my yard cut fast because
I'm like, well, two pm the rain comes, Yes, Johnny
told myself yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
So I got it right here. As a matter of fact,
you gave me this detail.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Now you're just getting into the details. So I'm like,
willing me mow the grass a little faster than usual.
So I'm pushing it because I and I have an
electrical lower. My yard ain't that big, so I'm pushing.
I'm pushing. I'm pushing. But there's a part in my
backyard where it just dips down a little bit because.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Of some of the pool stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
And I'm because I'm going so fast and I wasn't
even thinking. I stepped wrong and I felt my knee
a little bit. I'm like, ah, it hurts so bad.
I'm like, I got to finish the yard. So I
finished the yard. But then by the end of it,
I'm like I couldn't bend it. Like I was like,
oh my god. I was checking for swelling because I've
had some knee issues in the past, but it didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
So I got into the cold plunge thinking Okay, maybe
that'll help. Yeah, but it didn't. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
And then the end of the night it's getting worse
and it's stiff, and so now I'm like really limping
around the house and my wife's making fun of me
because she's like she thinks I'm a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
And I always complained and I'm not really hurt, but
it really did hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
And I was like, this is ridiculous, like of all
the ways because I'm trying to mow the yard fast
because Johnny told me is gonna rain at two pm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I'm over here now I got to go get an
MRI on my knee.

Speaker 12 (01:03:39):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yet, as you're going to the hospital on a pain
scale of one to ten, what do you why are
you right? Yeah? Right now, it's not so bad. Right now,
I would say about a five. But let me bend
over a little bit. When of your band it's about ten,
it hurts.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Maybe you should start stretching before you do yard works.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
I wasn't a hurt, right, it was gonna rain a
two pm. Johnny told.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Stretch is still very important.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Look, my my, my weather wasn't just a suggestion.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
That's how I got You know, it's gonna rain. It's
Florida exactly here your whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Brian, for what a reason? But now it's my fault.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Don't blame Johnny.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Hey, he gave me the weather. We're gonna try to
kiss up Ray. What's ridiculous? Way did you hurt yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
There's I mean multiple ways.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
When I was playing uh ding Dong ditch when I
was like ten years old, Yes, I ran into a
ladder playing man Hunt, and I broke my nose in
my cheekbone trying to do a front handspring on the beach,
I fractured my neck.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Wow, So I mean, we don't need to go to
my story. I was running fro first and second playing
a softball game and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Told yeah, that was aggressive in the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Video the videos out. What's that? What's that? What's that?
Favorite family's name?

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Baby j Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
By the way, what's my hot? What'm my hot? Hot? Table?

Speaker 10 (01:04:56):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
He said he needs to bring it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I know he called me, say he's on the way.
He's gonna end up in the parking lot. He keeps saying.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
That are putting it in your truck?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I tried to convince my wife to let me get one.
She said, no, man, I said, just bring it home. Yeah,
bring it what you said, I don't live in your house.
But that's what I said. One of us, one of
us in this three. Oh, there we go. That's just one.
That's just one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
You know what I'm saying, right, yeah, yeah, your divorce.
He's not. So you keep doing what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Partly because I don't just bring hot hoot tables, gotcha,
as they say, that's the sword. I'll go ahead, and
hot table than a wife. I know that. But the
hot the hot pot table ain't going to win. Bro. No,
it's gonna be right there by my side, right there
by myself. Hein no problem heating her up. Hit the button.
She's fire. I want to find out what ridiculous way

(01:05:52):
did you hurt yourself? You gotta laugh about it now,
but then it is a funny thing. People laugh at
you because you hurt, but you're like, I'm hurt. It
was the way you got hurt. So what was the
ridiculous way you hurt yourself? Four oh seven now one
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(01:06:13):
Yeah you didn't mean too but what crazy way did
you hurt yourself? Let's talk about it on Johnny's House,
allry on a grande, don't forget this Friday. We have
a listening party for you to sit down and listen
to a brand new album. And I think they got
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some more Rose. I like Rose. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
I think it's breakthrough beverages that's doing that. We got
think smoking donuts, is rolling through buji boards, is bringing
some stuff to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
So it's gonna be a little bit. Yeah. So if
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tell you exactly how to get it on. All right,
Brian stepped in hole yesterday cutting some grass and now
he's walking like he's like yeah yeah and gangster Leen.
So we want to find out from you how what
ridiculous way you ended yourself from Melbourne. Hey Brandon, good morning.

(01:07:15):
I how did you injure yourself?

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
I injured myself folding T shirts?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Nice? Nicely done. Now please explain how you did that?

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:07:25):
So I work in events. So we're getting ready for
an event, and I was folding and rolling up T
shirts that you were going to throw into a crowd. Yes,
And so I had a box on the chair next
to me, in a table in front of me, and
I would grab a shirt, put on the table, roll it,
you know, fold it, rubber band it, and put it
in a pile. Well, something about me twisting and bending

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into the box, not moving the box, not touching the box,
just the mirror packs of twisting and bending at the
same time, I felt something in my lower back just
snapped and it hurt, and it hurt a lot, and
I wound up with six weeks since chiropractice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
And you had to tell people you hurt yourself houlding
T shirts.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
No, I tied it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Sky I.

Speaker 9 (01:08:12):
Had to admit to people that, yeah, I hurt my back.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Sorry, Brandon, can't go out like that. How'd you hurt
your back karate fighting? I'm not doing the T shirt
kicked him on the second row. No, he didn't bring
that back quick thinking though. Yeah, yeah it was a Brandon,
Thank you for sharing that, Johnny. Like I was fighting
a bear, Yeah, I was fighting it, man, bear. The

(01:08:37):
bear attacked me and I fought it, had the best
of me. And you know what I had to do
the honey badger in downtown lak Yoda. That's my new thing, man,
honeybag I can't I'm telling you. Man Kelly from Orlando,
Good morning morning, Kelly. What ridiculous way did you hurt yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
Well, originally I was putting out some of our Christmas
trees and the bending motion kind of swallowed up my knee.
And then a couple of weeks later I was hosting
Ladies Nights and we put on some music from the
two thousands and got to dancing, like I was stuck
in the club in my twenties to dance.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
And Kelly, you tried to get low. Yeah, you dropped
it load.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
You tried to get loaded I tried to get low
and I popped my knee and I went down and
I ended up sharing my miniscus.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Oh went low and didn't get back up. You got low, act, Kelley,
You got low?

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
I got real?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
How many years before that have you gotten low?

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
You know, twenty some years ago. I was getting low
all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
So that sounds awful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Twenty seven years the wine with the girls feeling good
about life, and they say, oh that's my sound. Let
me get low, get low, and you you got low?

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
And Toya I was and it was the actual song
was get low.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Here we go chilly, you see you? Hey, Jarls, I
got this. I got this. Kelly, I wouldn't do that.
I'm a Dylan. I'm a Dalan. Wow. Yep. Now, Kelly,
did the party in there or they just have you
sit in a chair and kept the party going?

Speaker 10 (01:10:06):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
I sat in a chair and got a nice pack,
and I just watched everybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Keep going wow. Well, you know what, Kelly, you got
a story to tell. You always have a story to tell.
Will you ever get low again? Kelly? That's the question
that everybody's asking, Will you ever get low again?

Speaker 10 (01:10:23):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Give me enough line and it may just happen.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Absolutely risking injury.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Thanks for sharing, Kelly. You have a good day. Okay.
That's the worst when you realize you can't get load
no more. Yeah, I just can't get low see Lincoln,
Good morning, Good.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Morning, Johnny's house.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
How are you good? Girl? How did you what ridiculous
way you hurt yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
I turned thirty nine. My husband took me golfing, so
it was my last year in my thirties and I
woke up the next morning and I had a torn
ligament in my torn tendon and my hip golfing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
How much golfing? What you're doing girl?

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Well that's the thing that we were not like we
don't go all the time, but we go often. And
I've been a dancer my whole life. That's the best part.
I was a dancer. I performed in all the theme
parks like I was. I mean, your body like goes
through it when you dance on concrete for fifteen to

(01:11:20):
twenty years and then you go golfing one day and
you wake up at thirty nine and you can't move.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
The funny part is she was that pop stroke minigolf.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
It was my worst golf game I've ever had too,
So something was off and I had no idea. But
through chiropractice of course and MRIs and all that stuff,
they were like, yeah, you actually really need to stretch.
And I'm like, wait, what that's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Like in the central Florida. Somebody wants to know what
kind of dancing were you doing? Was the was it
professional or was it for money?

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
Professional?

Speaker 10 (01:12:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
At the theme park?

Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, so concrete is really rough on
your body.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Let me tell you again, after almost twenty years, you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Can't like you cannot blame dancing, but you're back.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Bay Go No all of that and then going golfing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Yeah yeah, right, what took me out?

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Don't let him change your story.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
And this man couldn't run from first to second base
without getting fallen on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
So I would let y'all know, we're talking about Lincoln
right now, we ain't talking about me. But I'm glad.
So have you given up golf? No? We still go,
We still go.

Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
But my first time back was a little I was
a little hesitant, for sure, and I just stretched.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Some people say golf gave up on you, but that's
not me. I would I wouldn't say, Hey, ask John
if he's playing softball in the last let no, you
have not at all, haven't touched it. Yeah, hey Scarry,
it is scary.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
You endure something like that, you know, you're like God forbid,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
And you got old.

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
I admitted I did, Yes, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
It's a hard, a hard thing to admit. But yeah,
you just have to. But I at least I got
back out there. Somebody needs to get back out there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
What is it you started it?

Speaker 10 (01:13:22):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I know people are fighting back now. They used to
take the jokes and let it ride. Now that're fighting back.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
We'll have a good day on that soft ball field.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
That ain't go happen. But have a good day that
ain't see you girl, all the charity in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Let me see it. Let me see coach.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
They hang out on some place first base.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Somebody said, walking across my college campus, I stepped on
a soft patch of grass to a ligament in my ankle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Sea that's real.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
Walking down the hallway and I sneezed and I threw
my back out. Heard that one for three weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
When I was a teenager, I climbed a fence wearing
roller blades and I broke my ankle.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Okay, yeah, get down to yourself. Yeah and br that's
the xcelm Well Power by Attorney Dan New and the
interact you need to check. Its no brainer, just called
Attorney Dan New.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
One.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
So one broke both bones and there are a lower
leg playing kickball in an adult kickball league.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
A lot of people get hurt playing a doun't kickball.
But they were a trauma icy unurse at the time,
so when they went to the er, they knew the doctor.
Oh what happened?

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Someone buried their feet in the sand and then fell backwards.
But since their feet were buried in the cey trying
to catch themselves and broke their wrists. Oh wow, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Everybody I remember falling down the stairs. Can we forget
about that stuff, y'all? Don't forget anything. You didn't really
injure yourself too bad on that one. No, they tried.
I went to work, was comp for like one session.
I'm like, I'm not doing this. I'm not playing on
suing anybody. We'll be all right. I would come back
at an opportunity if somebody went to taken se Ed
Sheering November fifth at the Raymond James Stadium. All we
got to hear about those true stories that happened to me.
We'll kick them off next time. This time for true

(01:14:56):
stories that happened to me. We want to hear those
the most amazing stories that have hapen in your life.
Did you love sharing? The people when you hear it,
they're just stunned by what happened. And today we're going big.
Got two tickets see Ed Sharing November fifth at the
Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. You've been holding onto those
secrets or those stories, we want to hear them. Now
do it in two phases four O seven now one
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nine one O six seven tells those true stories and
you can go see Ed Shearing True stories that happened
to me. Joe, Hey, ah see, Joe, you waited too long?
All right? Okay? Uh Joe, you're there because.

Speaker 10 (01:15:30):
I was myself for Bluetooth.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Okay, great, I appreciate it. Appreciate it all right, Joe.
True story what happened?

Speaker 10 (01:15:37):
So let me say I went to the American publics
for a vacation, which is where my family's from, and
so I went to visit my uncle, who. I don't
know if a lot of people the culture in the
American public is if somebody asks for water or anything,
the younger kid goes because that's the sun. Okay, right.
So I'm on the corner talking to my uncle. He's
wearing all these chains. I'm wearing a thin chain. And

(01:16:00):
this guy stops to ask for directions. He says lost,
he's been looking for this this factory that that people
work out to pick him up. It was a taxi
and so he says, Oh, I'm so thirsty. Can I
have a glass of water? So I go real quick. Well,
my uncle Joe tell the star sometimes tell you his purposes.

(01:16:23):
All right, So my uncle Lee's the guy snatches my chain.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
I jump.

Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
I jumped the guy. The guy from the car snatches
my chain, and I was so pissed. I jumped in
the car trying to get my chain back, not realizing that,
you know, he always has to do.

Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
His petals metal.

Speaker 10 (01:16:38):
So he started rolling and I started trying to grab
my chain, and he had a gun. Every time he
went for his gun, I went from the steering wheel
trying to a car. That serious story. I still have
the scars, so so every time he tried to grab
his gun that was in his stomach, I went for
the steer wheel to cry crash a car. So eventually
I look at his photometer and I see that that's

(01:17:01):
it's going up high, and I'm like, oh, crap, I
need to decide what tom I'm gonna do here. So
I decide, obviously, to jump off the car then and
and I luckily I had a jersey, so I kind
of slid on the tar and burnt my hands off
and stuff like that. But I actually was fine afterwards.
But my my family got so mad, and we just

(01:17:21):
weren't The Domerican partic were well known over there in
our little town, and so we went looking for him,
and they thought anyway he was. Everybody went out with
machine guns, shotguns. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
And Joe, how much was your little gold chain? How
much did it cost?

Speaker 10 (01:17:36):
I know I could have thrown a rock at his
window and it would have been more expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
I get it. Principalities stealing from me as.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
The middle of the day.

Speaker 10 (01:17:47):
Who gets robbed in the middle.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Of the day, and the Dominican Republic everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
I'm sitting there, if I'm sitting there riding the car,
one hand on the car. They said, what do they
have my child in the back. That's the only thing
I said. Me riding now say yeah, gold Jane, y'all
that's messed up. What y'all did somebody take me to
take me to the swap meets? I'm getting Yeah. I
mean even if here was my wife in the back,
that's unfortunate. And I can find nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:18:14):
One those just bear the thought in the middle of
the day that he would rob me. Somebody won't known
in the town.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I was so mad. Do you know who I am?

Speaker 12 (01:18:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
I didn't care.

Speaker 10 (01:18:28):
You know who I am?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Like this? Hey, somebody give it a phone. Let me
let me look up t MO. I have another chain here.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
Next week in the fourth country, they try to rob
Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Who hell you are?

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Yes, that's a good one. Joe. You hold on a second,
go anywhere? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
You know who I am?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
You know who I am? Nope?

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Actually I don't and I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Machine guns Wow, four oh seven, now one nine one
on six seven eight seven seven now six seven is
eight forty six. It is Johnny's house eighty three, getting
up to one hundred and five with the head and
day mostly sunny and a thirty percent chance of rain.
All right, true story, it happened to me. These are
the most fascinating stories you've been holding on to. We
want you to share with us. And the best one

(01:19:10):
at Sharon and Tampa coming up November fifth. All right,
let's go to bush Nail and talk to Laura. Hey, Laura,
good morning, Good morning. And why do you live in Bushmail?
We've been there, just where.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
I grew up. I can't get out of here for
some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Really, well, how many times you go to Bushnail bro
h every year? For sure? Yeah? I know about that.
The little hanging tree they have outside the courthouse, I
know about that.

Speaker 12 (01:19:34):
That's real.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
It's real. We saw it, all right, lord, true story.
What happened.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
I was driving home one day and saw a deer
stuck in a fence and tried to help it, and
it ended up kicking me in the arm and I
had meat hanging out, so I had to go to
the emergency room and get it pushed back in and
sewing up, and my blood pressure taints and ended up
costing me couple grand.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
So you're just driving and you see just the defenseless beer,
a deer struggling, and you said to myself, that beer,
that deer needs my help.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Yes, So I got out and was like lifting it up,
trying to twist its head out of the fence. It's
me right in the forearm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
You got to accept the circle of life at that point.
That deer got itself stuck. You haven't heard a story.
There's nothing worse than an injured animal like there, Yeah,
because they're just freaking out. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:20:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
So And the funny the ironic part is I was
heading home from hunting deer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Oh so maybe that's circle of life back on Houston.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
Yeah, you know, maybe a little karma coming back on me.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Were you by yourself?

Speaker 10 (01:20:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Now, okay, maybe it's wrong in a hunting game, I
don't know. But if you're a hunting deer you saw one,
why did you just take your gun down and shoot it?

Speaker 9 (01:20:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Yeah, because it's right there for you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Yeah, I mean, we we have standards and and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
You know. I mean, I don't know, you're hunting deer
deer unless.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
You're unless the deer kind of like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Unless the deer you're hunting when you're actually hunting has
thumbs and a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
That it's pretty much the same thing. Yeah, true, Well.

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
You know I had my hands on it. I was
I was trying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
To be you were trying to be nice. I got you.
Did you have a good hunting day?

Speaker 10 (01:21:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Oh that did would have been home with me. I
told everybody how I tracked it for hours.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Yeah. And then I go to the hospital and I
was like a freak show. All the nurses and doctors were.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Like, you got what?

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
And I was like kicked by a deer. So then
everybody had to come in and look because they'd never
heard of that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
And so do you still go hunting? Do you still
go hunting?

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Yes, so you learn nothing from the universe. I guess
the big question. Were you able to release the deer?
You went through all that?

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Oh you did.

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
Oh yeah he got it. He got away safely and
is probably living his best life now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
She shot him the next summer. Yeah, wow, are you
hold on a second. Let's go to Orlando. Lauren, good morning,
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
All right, well hey guys.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
We're good Laura. We want to hit that fascinating story,
true story happened to me?

Speaker 10 (01:22:10):
Will have all right, So.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
I was nineteen. I was leaving from my house to
go back to college, and I was merging on the
turnpike and it's the middle of the day. I see
this car like flying up past me. And every time
I tell the story, everyone's like, well, you must have
cut them off. I did nothing. There was like no cars.
This car comes flying on my tail and I see

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them and I'm like, they're not stopping, like they are
gonna hit me. So I swop like one or two PM,
and she's pointing it at me and I slam on
my brake. She slams on her brakes, and we are
playing cat and mouse like back and forth. I speed up,
she speeds up. I move over to the other lane.
She moves over to the other lane, just holding a
gun outside of her window, pointing it at my car.

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And then eventually I fly forward.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
She catches up to.

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
Me again the cat and mouseing, and then she eventually
just feeds away. But she was just holding a gun
outside of her car. It felt like for minutes, just
pointing it right at me, kind of like waving it
at my face.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
Did you something?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Did you know her husband?

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
No, I did not recognize this.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
I didn't even look at it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:14):
Any Where were you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Where were you coming from? Because she thought you was somebody.

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
Yeah, I guess so, but apparently I was not. I
had no idea who this person was. Never seen her
before in my life. There was someone in the passenger seat.
I couldn't see who they were. I called the cops
and they were like, did you get the tag? I'm
like no, I was scared for my life. I was
just driving.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, she thought you was somebody. If you say, if
you say, if you say you didn't cut her off,
then you look you look like a husband. You look
like a husband's side piece.

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
I guess so, but I did. I was nineteen, so
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Maybe it was the deer lady.

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
It was an event.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Who knows, you're trying to get to the hospital. I
had a bad day hunting deer, so I guess so.

Speaker 12 (01:23:54):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
It was the most terrifying thing in my life. I
could not sleep that night. It was nineteen. I was
like afraid, and you think some somebody so.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
You you just thought it wasn't over at that point.
You thought every time you would drive in that she
was gone.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
Yeah, I thought, yeah, no, driving the whole like two
hour drive said Jane, So was terrified. I couldn't sleep.
I thought. I was like, oh my gosh, she got
my license plate. She's gonna know, like figure out where
I live.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
And yeah, I can hear it an of you voice.
You can tell you a little bit. Your car mustn't
not some somebody.

Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
Yeah, I know, Yeah it was wild.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
You hold on a second. Three good stories and we'll
vote in the room. You got Joe who was driven
down the street holding guns and machetes because somebody stole
a six dollars gold chain. You have Laura from Bushnail.
She tried to free a deer and it kicked her
and ripped her arm off. And then you have Lauren,
who's the lady thought that there was a husband's side
piece and tried to kill her or tried to chase
her with a gun. That's number three. So the kind

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of three hold up some fingers, one, two, three.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Here we have a fourth person. Let her vote.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Oh really, okay, all right, I wouldn't have gone with that. Heck, Laura,
good morning morning. The guests we have in the studio
broke the tie and you are going to see Ed
Sharon November fifth at the Raymond James Stadium. Congratulations, awesome,
thank you. We're telling that story. That's pretty good. They
were all good stories today. Now when the deer kicked

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you did it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Say?

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
You know why?

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
I did notice a pattern in today's stories. Everybody had
guns in their stories.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Is true? That is true? Interest and again, at any
point when the when the deer ran away, you didn't
think about shooting it? No, no, you ain't a real
deer hunter. You're out that point.

Speaker 10 (01:25:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Yeah, you try to be a part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:37):
You're not getting away from the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Yeah, exactly. All right, hold on, we're gonna hook you
up with that. So you those number one hit music
stations XL one on sixty seven. You are listening to
Johnny's House. It is Wednesday morning. We made a big
announcement earlier today and we're excited to do it. We
have a Johnny's House ten thousand dollars teachers breakfast, and
that's where we're going to have breakfast for all teachers
starting at six o'clock. It's gonna be at a Teak

(01:26:01):
neighborhood bar and we want any all teachers to come
out and we're gonna have a bunch of prizes on
a wheel and we're gonna spend the wheel and wherever
it stops, you will get it. And we got to
thank our friends from Boost Mobile. They said, we want
to be a part of that. It's free breakfast for
all teachers starting now. I know some teachers meet the teacher.
We ear start at six o'clock.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Yeah, it's like I know, it's pre planning weeks. So
on your way in to swing by, grab breakfast, get
a chance to win some cash yep, ten thousand dollars
and teachers you can use that. We're gonna give cards
and cash and you can use that for your classroom
or you can use it for yourself, whatever it is.
We understand that a lot of you go in your
pockets to get your classroom set up and we want
to help you with that and give.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
You free breakfast. And we got to thank John Over
at Teak Neighborhood Grilling Metro West for hooking this up.
And we'll be talking more about it. But it'll be
a week from tomorrow, So get your other teacher's friends,
come on out, have breakfast together and then can head
back to school if you have to. Like I said,
we started six, we'll be broadcasting from six until ten,
so you're more welcome to come down. We're talking about
words that people just don't like saying it and grosses

(01:26:58):
them out. And Brian, you don't like to say the
word diarrhea. I hate just I.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Don't like you saying it. The story drove me crazy
because everyone was saying it. I'm like, you, guys, that's gross.
Stop really and even I like even when the race
is like, you're such a pretty girl, don't say that word.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
It's gross. It's just something about something about that that word.
It just just I just don't like it. And I said,
I had kids, so I've been through it. Yeah, I
thought I have to. Of course, the the condiment stars
with an anim I hate that. I don't. I didn't
even like people saying it, and the fact that I
say it now everywhere I go, somebody gonna go mustard
muscle on that beat. But for mine is and it's

(01:27:35):
I guess it's kind of in the gross bodily kind
of thing. Is mucus?

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, I hate that because you think of
the substance, you think of what it is, and it's
like nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
And it's one of those commercials when they have the
mucus and he talks going, oh, this is so disgusting,
but I use music and it does work. It cleanse
all that out. But yeah, mucus and mustard ray again.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Moist what I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
It makes me gag. It just makes it gives me
that icky feeling. It is like I feel like I
pucker my butthole or something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
See here's the crazy part. You could say pucker my
butthole and I don't bother you, but moist bothers you.
There's a problem with that. It's not true.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
But like when Johnny says.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Fannies, I looked it up and it says widely considered
cringe worthy, overly sexualized, or uncomfortable childlike for adult underwear.
So when I look, wow, when I asked my chat
gpt to explain why there are certain words and people
don't like it did and then it says, here's the
second part.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
It's not just moist. There's other words. The first one
on the list pantantes. I don't get that mucus is
on their list too, Is it really along with ointment?

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Oh yeah, Kim, that's Kim's ointments on the list.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Oh really, Well, you know what. From this point on,
I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'm not gonna say pans.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Because it just sounds about this bird.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Yeah. Yeah, what kind of draws you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Draws remind me of? Like men's underwear draws is fine.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
If you're gonna be creep, just say what kind of
underwear are you wearing?

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Right? If I creep?

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
What you got on underneath?

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
What kind of underwear you wear? Kind of draws you got? All?

Speaker 11 (01:29:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
From this going on the word panties will be stricken
from my vocabulary, never to be used again. Girl, those
are some hot undergarments. Take them things?

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
But am I wearing Bloomers underneath?

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Bloomers? Ready? Say that I had no I had no ray.
I thought it was a youth thing. Now brids it
is number one on the list outside of Moist, it
is wow. All right? So we want to find out
from you what are some words you just don't like
hearing or you just don't like people to say. It

(01:30:03):
just bothers you for some reason. Got two tickets see
Melie Martinez Thursday at the ki of Center. If you
would like to go and as a fan and the
tickets are selling, then all you gotta do is just
tell us those words and we'll come up with a
list that they have too, of words that people just
don't like to say, or you just don't want to
hear somebody you just don't want to hear it. Four
O seven now one nine one on six seven eight

(01:30:24):
seven seven, now one nine one o six seven. Well,
if you can't call and you can't get through text,
our EXL mobile is four one o sixty seven, our
live stream of social media. Want to hear from you
words you just do not want to hear. And when
people say you go and I won't say that word again,
it is banned from my vocabulary. What is yours? Let's
let's talk about in Johnny's House? I heard of are

(01:30:44):
listening to Johnny's House? How we got two tickets see
Mellie Martinez tomorrow night at the Kia Center. And then
we realize there's some words that people just don't want
to hear, or when you hear them, or when you
say them, it just kind of makes you just very
very uncomfortable. Four oh seven now one nine one on
six seven eight seven seven and now one no one
to six seven. If you have some of those words,
Carlos right now, and uh, you got a chance to

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win those Melody Martinez tickets. Let's go to Lake Nona
and talk to Asia.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
Hey, Asia, Hi, how's it going good?

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Good?

Speaker 10 (01:31:13):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
What is the word that when you hear it, you're like, so.

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
My husband I actually talk about this all the time
and we both have one. Mine is sopping, like sopping?
What along the lines of like voice?

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
I also stopping gravy with the biscuit.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
Absolutely not. I love biscuits and gravy, but I will
never call it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
But you gotta sop up, got to sop up that
grave though, No, you do not. Now you can use
the spoon. It's fine, you gotta stop it. I don't
even think that's another word. What's another word? Soak it?
All right, that's not the same. No, you gotta soak
up that gravy. No, that's not the same. That's it
really is? Yeah? Sopping? Wow? Yeah, my husband is sep

(01:31:59):
which is that's only okay in like medical terms. There's
no other reason to use that word. I don't think, honestly,
i've ever used that word in a sentence in my life.
I don't think i've everything.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
Read it in like news feeds. It's the only time ever.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Yes, but like a conversation. Man, will you believe me?
That was a little bit of seapige of blood? Never, No,
I wouldn't use it. But I'm sorry, agent till you
can find me another word to take the place to
stop in the biscuit. All right, you hold on a second.
Okay from Plant City, Eugene, good morning, are you doing.

(01:32:43):
I'm good, Eugene.

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
I don't have a h a word.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Okay, okay, Gene, Okay. I appreciate you, appreciate you, appreciate you. Okay. Right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Somebody said, flem yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Moist moisture, puke.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Tiffany is over it now because of the salad and
all it stuff you've.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Heard you heard it too much say too much power
by Attorney Dan Newlin interact. You need to check.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
It's a no brainer. Just call it Toorney Dan Nolan
schmear like if you're on the baby. Yeah, let's see.
Someone said, I'm sorry if this is your name, but
the name Keith freaks me out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I don't like the way it sounds and don't like
the way it feels in my mouth. Keith. Yeah, Keith,
I can see that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Let's see someone says gelatinous is a word they don't like.
The first Their example is Andrew Zimmer, you say it
all the time on his food show because he would
eat weird stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Yes, yeah he did. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
And there's a lot of people that don't like the
P word. And someone says, my wife doesn't like the
pee word, but she got no problem calling you that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
And then someone said, really, at what point in society
or we that shallow words offend us? I feel sorry
for society. We heard that were not offended. We doesn't
like it? Heard wow from the from the live stream
a Trishaye with the two Z sopping gravy is nasty?
You nasty? How about that? Well you just never had
good gravy. No, really, you gotta sp it man, I

(01:34:19):
mean you got to put that wrist action in it. Yeah,
twisted about that little twist. I don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
I don't like gravy like that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
You ain't down gravy like that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
I mean only it sound like turkey or stuffing.

Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
But what about the little bit that left on the place,
like biscuits and gravy, like the thick gravy, the country gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Yeah, I mean it's all right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Excel, good morning. Who's this David? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (01:34:43):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Good? Good David? What's your word? Man hates that one? Yeah,
you got that list in front of you. One that
they say at the top ones.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
So the ones that come up on the list after moist,
they say Johnny's favorite word panties follow again ointment philem.
I don't like this either. I don't think you have
a problem with either. Ray Puss, I hate that. Yeah,
but you watched that stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
I think the sound of that word. But like I
like watching the pill Pops, Temple.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Poppers, mucus. Squelch is on the list squelch yep, and
then seep someone doesn't like seepage seep is on the
list with squelch yep. Oh wow, okay, I age y'all
from Lake Nona who does not like the word stopping.
We're gonna hook you with Melanie Martinez tomorrow night, and
you gotta get out of here, Sandri. What you got
going on today?

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
I got stuff to do around here. Then I'm gonna
to the gym, and then I have a doctor's appointment,
and then that's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
My goal from vacation was to start the gym yesterday
on Monday, but I had that car thing and I
had the car thing again to all this week. So
now the car thing is over and I ain't pack
a bag, so I guess I'm go on taking out.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Well, dang, another day, another one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
On vacation, I worked out every day except one.

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
Yeah, And it's funny because like so did we We
worked out to break the jungle before breakfast. We went
after breakfast. We went before breakfast and the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
It's a whole lot different.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Yes, and you feel like motivated for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
I'm drinking red juice and I come back in here like.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Well damn, yeah, it's because we get up really.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well good, I'm trying to me. I'm
gonna try to get this this beat up car situation done.
Brian's friend is like, I'm giving them all the symptoms
of it. Yeah, it could be this, it could be that. Yeah,
and if it's that, I'm just gonna live. Like, look, man,
you keep the call, you figure out what you make
it work. Yours. It's all yours. Titles in the gelof compartment,

(01:36:45):
just sign your name, be what you got.

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
Nothing, just some radio shows to do and then this afternoon,
I'm actually going to be on my son's radio show
down on the sports station talking Sports for three hours.
It is the show's called Game On. It's usually Brandon
Kravitz and Mike Biyankey from The Sentinel. Yep, I'm my
sons their producer, but they're both out, so I'm doing
it with.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Him, and I want y'all. I want y'all to listen
and call and make sure you start off your conversation
longtime listener, first time caller, all right, and you be
on from what the three to six I'll be on
from three to six, three ninety six nine. In the game.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
I'll post links on my Instagram where you can listen
on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Yeah, to be fun. Now, I have something to say,
like whatever the topic is, Yeah, have something to say.
But when you call us, say you know, uh, he
a long time listener, first time caller. You got to
say that, and then we'll know that it's you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
Like I'm I'm I'm excited because I'm a sports nerd.
Like today we're talking to Amn Richards, which is a
wide receiver from Miami Hurricanes. Okay, he was with one
of the best receivers as a freshman. Like he's he's
like the deal, but he had to retire because of injury.
But he's still tied with the program. Okay, so he's
calling into Talk College foot all to day. I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Okay, okay, fun and I think.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
We're gonna talk to guy, the guy Michael from TMZ
from TMZ Sports. We're gonna try to talk to him
this week. Yeah, we're gonna be We're gonna do something.
You don't open it up for listeners to call in. Absolutely, Yeah,
long time listener, first time caller. All right, that's the assignment.
All right, three to six today they have ninety six
to nine in the game, and I'll post this so
you can click the link on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
In the meantime, you have a few more minutes this.

Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
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Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
You got a few more minutes to do that. And
don't forget we announced it earlier and we got to
thank boost Mobile for hooking this up. It is the
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be a week from tomorrow at tea neighborhood grill in
Metro West, free breakfast, and we will be giving away
ten thousand dollars in gift cards and cash you used

(01:38:39):
to for your classroom for whatever you want. But it's
for you, teachers. That's why we're gonna be there early.
I know some of you have meet the teacher that day,
but we'll be there starting at six and they'll be
serving at six, and we're doing it just for you,
to help you. You know, we leave your purse in
your pocketbooks and your wallets a little bit because are
you going in your pocket taking care of your classroom?
We want to take care of you. It's Johnny's house.
Ten thousand dollars teachers Breakfasts. We've got more about that tomorrow.

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Other than that, Ryan secret is all yours. Y'all have
a beautiful day.