FRIDAY 1-09-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, wake up, wake up, Wake up Donsley, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling,
and educated radio and stand above all the rest on

(00:38):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Man? What's happening? Good morning? Good morning? I thought I
was going to get pulled over this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, whatever you do, don't drive at the officer. I oh, yeah, yeah,
we won't do that. I was not protesting. Now I'm
driving through beautiful downtown pleasant I just crossed over the
border from Northfield to Pleasantville and Pleasantville. Cop he's coming
like at me, you know, the opposite direction, and he

(01:10):
pulls a little parking lot, pulls that fast U turn.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, he's coming, And I'm like, man, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm like, I look down, I'm doing the exact speed limit.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
But it is weird. It's three thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I get it, Like I always I always think that,
Like if cop wants pull me over at.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Three thirty in the morning, I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm like, you've got that hot, fancy car too, Like,
what's that doing on the Platt It's like it's a
dual turbo kiok see they know so No, this is
shore Road. So I'm like, I'm like, man, he whipped
around quick. So like, all right, you know, do you
know that thing where you're just getting ready for it,
You're getting ready for the lights to come on.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, you're now leaning over into your glove compartment to
grab yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Now you're swerving. Now the guy really thinks you're so.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
So I'm driving down the road and I can tell
he's not speeding.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Up, and I'm like huh. I was like, wow, like
you whipped around like that.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
And then I realized he's a Pleasantville cop and he
hit the border of Northfield.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yes, so he was.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
He he was just patrolling and he hit the border
and just whipped around because he doesn't patrol Northfield. Yeah,
it's like a video game, like when you get close
to those little tunnels and miss pac Man and the
ghosts turn around. Yeah. Remember that was always the Duke's
a hazard thing if they crossed the state line or
the county line, that the cops couldn't get him anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
And then on the other side was that black guy.
I think he had a great mustache too. He was
in his car waiting to get the Duke boys.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah he was. He wasn't Hazard County.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
He was in the other county, right, Yeah, yep, he
was right next door, right next door.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Do you remember the name of that county boy? No, No,
I don't either. Oh I thought you had the answer.
I don't. I don't. I mean I can find me.
Give me a second, somebody get on the talk back.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
You like the answer to what county duke sects the
Duke County Hazard adjacent county other DOUNC. These call county okay,
O M T y C O U M T Y Okay.

(03:12):
I'll know it if I hear it. And he had
a green uniform.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Chickasaw was west of Hazard. Chickasaw was a South familiar.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
It be it was just chat g BT Okay, hold on,
there's a wiki page for dukes of Hazard.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Whe there is.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Someone.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
There's a guy like Central Control that works for Google.
He's like someone's googling.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, here he was next to Hazard.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Hazard County is surrounded by Chickasaw, O, Sage eight, chap Classid, Choctaw,
and Sweetwater. Don't be any I don't know, maybe it
was made up for the TV show or something.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
To these people take this way too soon.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, it's almost like Star Wars where people can dive
into Star Wars and they'll tell you more about the
planets than you should know.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah. You know what state it was in? Was in Georgia.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I know that from the movie because
they were in Georgia.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It was based in Georgia. A lot of people think
it was Tennessee, but it's not.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
And it was like a modern day version of the movie.
So they had the Confederate flag on the top of
the roof and then people started calling him a racist.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah yeah, so what was that?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, now this is gonna be this is where Google.
This is where Google's gonna really hate me. Black cop
dukes of Hazard Okay yeah, now someone is Central Control
is like, wait.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
A minute, I think we got one here.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Sheriff Edward Thomas big ed little Big What.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
A great name.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
That. Don't make that my passport, big ed little he did.
He was from Chickasaw County. Chickasaw, Okay, Chickasaw.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
That was the county next to Hazard County.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
No meaning for the talkbacks. Oh I was getting pulled
over or I thought I was getting pulled over. I
did not get pulled over by a black cop in
Chickasaw County. Was for you to get pulled over. It
was Sheriff Edward Thomas big ed little. Everybody's Friday. We'll
wrap up the work week with nothing, so sit back,
relactually do time in.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
A long time. We want a whole week without giving
away any and.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Probably like we were on vacation, so it's like it
was time there to kind of gather all this together.
And then girl, so you know, once were just cut
a little commercial saying, hey, listen to us every Friday. Well,
you know for the thing. Look, I don't I don't
run the station. Uh we uh we we work for
a very big corporate company. And the woman out of Harrisburg,
she's been ill, so she has you know, maybe she's behind.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
The you know, uh behind schedule.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You all lose out there, so keep working that you
went to reward you, Yeah, but you win us. It's
one hundred point seven the exls Outh Jersey's rock stations
EXL and want to show good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Do it lot, I can go alrite it and we'll
do it a.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Lot and things sucks you yo Yo, and Scottie, good morning.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Here's some news fout us.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
On a Friday, a sweeping new law requiring all public
school districts in New Jersey to adopt policies barring students
from using cell phones in classrooms was signed by the
governor yesterday.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Is there are they doing?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Like, if I'm in a classroom, can I just jump
on my cell phone? I mean I think most schools
say no to that.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Now it's like a state law. The bill was one
of the last of the governors before he leaves off
this January twentieth. With my kid's on it in lunch,
I'm like, yeah, he's like, everyone's on a lunch. I'm like,
I can't imagine what the lunchroom looks like, just a
bunch of kids staring at their phone.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I just can't.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I mean, once again, all the answers are right there, right,
Like if you're taking a test or something and you
sneak your phone in, right, you just did chat GPT it.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Well, yeah, because my twelve year old did a project them,
I was like, just make sure he didn't just copy
and paste the entire thing.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
I was like, that's exactly what he did, dude.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
We guys reading it back to me and I'm like, wow,
I'm impressed, and I'm like, wait a minute, dude, this
AI is I mean, I'm sure it's going to take
down us as a civilization. But I got the wrong
SD card for my kid's digital camera. And he goes
and takes a picture of his camera.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
He then puts it on chat GPT and they tell
us exactly what we need with like within like ten seconds.
It's he's like, oh, we got too much memory. This
camera only holds this much memory.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, I kind of.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
There's a Google app. You hit it and you have
a like a picture function. So I aim at whatever
I'm looking at, Like I needed a new filter for
my hot tub, so I take a picture of it.
It comes up with where to go buy a new filter,
what the filter is?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Everything about it. It's crazy, dude.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
My brother does a lot of garage sale stuff, right,
and he leaves like a big flea market guy. He
had his nephew and we're trying to sell stuff at
some charity event and.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
It's all like garbage garage sale stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
The kid is taking a picture out and putting up
on some type of sight and it tells you how
much this stuff is worth.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
YEP.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I did it with a bunch of baseball cars and
I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Like, he's like, he's like, he's like holding it was
I know what it was was coach purses. And he's
taking pictures of all them. He's like, no, hold these,
hold these were not selling these because these are worth
actual money.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
And I'm like, I'm like WHOA.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Three men were sentenced to prison for the roles in
a year's long racketeering operation in Atlanta County and a
double homicide.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I don't even remember this happening.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Steve Martinez, a Vankover City, Sharaz Khan of North Bergen,
and DeShawn Hose of Atlantic City all pleaded guilty to
charges of racketeering. Martinez and Hose also pleaded guilty to
the debts of a.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Father and son.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Is it Martinez and Hose Martina's boats and Hose uh.
The son was killed in the parking lot of the
Hamilton Mall on Black Friday of twenty sixteen. I don't
remember this, and I lived by there, and then his
dad was killed a couple of years later, all because
of a drug deals. Yeah, and there was a meme
something popped up on I don't know who posted it,

(09:03):
but it was a whole thing about how depressing the
Hamlets the mall it is now and it's it is.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
What are we gonna do with? You have a horse
track that is dying.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I still love by the Way better than Garden State.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Growing up. It looks so sad.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
It looks like a zombie apocalypse, and now the Hamilton
Mall looks the same. A Lancaster County man is facing
more than five hundred charges after investigators say they discovered
one hundred human skeletons in his home.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I saw this riding.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
It doesn't he look like a guy who I saw
the mugshot. He looks like a guy that would rob
cemeteries for skeletons.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
He's got a nose ring and long hair.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, at least twenty six mausoleums were robbed. That's news.
What about Sports Miami last night? Great game? The old
Miss thirty one twenty.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Seven Unless you had old Miss plus three and a
half or.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Eighteen seconds left, they get a touchdown, they cover the spread.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
He's cherful.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Sorry, Indiana, that's gonna be tonight, A little bit bitter,
that's all.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I think Oregon's gonna take it all.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
By the way. Flyers Lee, Yes, Flyers lost to the
Maple Leaves two to one, Flyers Lightning tomorrow, six Ers
Magic tonight, Eagles forty nine ers, that's gonna be four
p thirty on Sunday. And a Philadelphia bar called Latter fifteen. Dude,
this is where you gotta I don't know, I get
it your Eagles fans, but like business is business. A

(10:21):
group of two hundred forty nine Ers fans wanted to
rent out the bar and they turned them down.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, go back to your row home, dude,
making no money?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Like yeah, like, dude, I mean, as a pissed down
owner the night for you, I get it, I get
it right, you're an Eagles fan, But as a business owner,
that's two hundred dollars or two hundred people spending a
lot of dollars. Yeah, you'll regret that when are seven
people to show up and it looks like the bar
and Rocky when he lost everything he went back to Philly.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Uh, there's just neighborhood trash sitting there. Hey, rock she
fled from the figure. You got seven of those broad
sitting there. But you know what, there's some other bar
that's gonna take it. Uh, there you go.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
That's news. That's platy clouds.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
They have to fifty two rain tonight, forty four tomorrow,
your Saturday more rain, rock Stale Centery, Rock.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Future yesterday.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh no, well we finally uh retire from radio. I'll
say retire, but or get fired from radio when all
this comes to a screeching hall and it could happen tomorrow,
could happen in ten years after, I'll be honest, we'll
take people behind the curtain. Uh. Two years ago, two
years ago, in a month, a company called iHeart came

(11:33):
in and bought our company and me and you were
working with a single owner. Guy liked us. Yeah. Yeah,
Like we had a whole wing of the building with
the stars. No one bothered us. We could have killed
somebody in the parking lot. He wouldn't have said a word.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
He would he would have helped us bury the body.
Where we're gonna put this thing?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Guys, right, So I Heart comes in and I've worked
with in corporate radio. You've worked in corporate radio. It's
not fun. So me and you at that point were
like at that point, I was dude, I was not kidding,
like a day away from saying I'm I'm hanging it up.
I'm done, Like I don't want to have to work
in the corporate side of things anymore. And my wife

(12:11):
talked me into it. She's like, don't be stupid, just
see what what happens. And iheart's been great. It's been
two years. They've been awesome, same thing. Leave us alone.
We love it. But yeah, I want to get out
before we get fired.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'm glad you brought that up because I go to a.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
There's a good friend of ours we worked one of
years ago.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
He was on a competing radio station kind of it
was Wibbage, right, and his name.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Is Cherry beeB.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
He used to work in the studio next to us,
and we'd have porn stars in the studio that Yeah,
they would go nuts because they were older guys and
they would go nuts that the porn stars were in
the studio.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, dude, yet such a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
And uh and so yeah, he worked at a I
don't even know what they are on oldies station, I guess.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Kind of yeah, like a class of kids and he
was here in the market, and I guess it was
a break. It was kind of a crappy way of
doing it, so I guess, yeah, he gets he gets fired.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
He was like New Year's Eve, they fired him. Yeah,
right for the ball drop. It was like eleven to
fifty five. So they have a little thing for the guy.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
And I show up yesterday that in a while when
I go and say hi, whatever, I thought you would
call me. I know you were supposed to. You know,
you could have came with me. And I went for
the for the kind of say bye to women. I'm like,
I'm interested to see who shows up like the guy.
But they yes, it was very nice.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
They threw like a little going away party for him,
but I did not show up.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
I was cutting shrubs.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
So I go and I'm then it was it was
kind of I thought it would be more of a celebration,
but it was kind of more like a few like
when I die. I wanted to be a celebration. Hey man,
a great light blah blah blah blah. We finally wrapped this.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Whole thing up. I wanted to behave unless we had
fun doing I want to go out on my own term.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yes, it was kind of bummed down because I think,
you know, the guy gets fired and then I'm talking
to another radio person. I'm glad you brought that up
because you're right, and I think about this, would I
rather be fired or would I rather retire? That's why
when I heard came in and I was literally set
on calling you having a discussion saying, hey man, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, shoot right man? What would that?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Just sounded like like, hey man, we're gonna wrap this up.
And then my wife's like, what else are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Dummy?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Right?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
But yeah, where are you going?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
And I was like, oh, yeah, I guess I need
something else before I quit. Like I go and it
is you know, the other partner was there and he's
doing a little speech and everything else. I'm like, man,
this kind of suck. I got fired. Yeah, the pictures
you sent me it looked kind of depressive. Yeah, those
are the few people they showed up. And then I
talked to another girl. She's like yeah, she's like you
know what, she's like, I quit. I was like, you

(14:34):
know what, you're right? Is it better to quit? It's
better to go out on your own.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yeah, because we get can and again I can look
back at any fool that's gonna cut post something or
say something to me, I'd be like, listen, my life
is pretty awesome, man.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
So yeah, we got bounced out at the right time.
We did radio for as long as we have, we
got houses and wives we're doing. It's like it's that
weird thing, man, where you look at a guy like
like Brett farre Right, great career, but you're always gonna
kind of know him as like at the end, he
just didn't want to give it up.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah, and he bounced around with Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
If Aaron Rodgers makes a run in this in the
playoffs this year, maybe it's different, But like Aaron Rodgers
will be known as the guy who like just didn't
want to give it up, right. Even Philip Rivers, I
gotta give it to somebody like that, Like he came back,
he played four games and he's like, my kids have
healthcare now for the next five years.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I'm good. Like we bring it up like with these
celebs or like even like we talk about the.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Old hip hop guys it died, Like what would Tupac
be doing right now?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
What are you kind of selling out like Snoop this,
like Biggie only had one album.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, he had Ready to Die and then it was
the other one. Oh yeah, I don't know, man, Probably
not a thing is like what would big would Biggie
be selling ozembic?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Like where do you? Yeah, where do you live?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
It's almost like you're better off dying when you died,
because where else would you have been? Like you know,
every now and then you get like somebody like a
Snoop Dogg who was able to transcend.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
All of that.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Oh yeah, he's he's not gangster anymore. Man, he's out
there doing the halftime show hang out. But yeah, he's
made a ton of money, but he's still you know,
people still love him. But then for every one of
those guys, you get like, I don't know, k Nicky
from Greece. It was alike Celebrity Fit Club. So I'm
talking to this girl yesterday who we used to work
with too. She's like, you know what, She's like, I

(16:21):
decided to quit because I didn't want to go out
and be fired.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I'm like that, you know, you know, you make a
pretty good point. I get that. But yeah, another thing too,
We're not gonna do and and listen.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
I don't fault him for this, but we tend to
think we're a bigger deal than we are. So there
was some listeners that came out and I'm looking around.
I was like, there's only a handful, Like I I know,
if we if we bounced out of here, got bounced out,
there might be maybe three or four people I know.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
That would show up and they're kind of losers like
we are. And I'm like, I'm not gonna do that either.
So I know I learned a lot yesterday. When we
do get fired, how I'm gonna handle this. It's gonna
be more of a bar night with you and I
some friends, and that's gonna be it. Man. We'll just
call It's one of those things where like I feel
like this, Man, if I got like the thing, you
go to the doctor. He's like, hey man, you got

(17:06):
cancer and it's bad, all right? Do I go and
try and beat it? Or do I just go and
live my life for the next six months to a
year and just enjoy.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
The hell out?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, just enjoy the hell out of it, man, you know,
instead of what two years of just being in chemo
and ripping my body apart.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
And now you're really losing your hair.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I know you're concerned with that bald spot you see
in the camera as a target, but now you're really
losing You got to bring that up. Yeah, And I'm like,
well you better get on steroids because now you're bald.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
We need to you know what, We need to get
a hair plug place to advertise. So people like hair
and Teeth, Why, well he's gonna die about six months
Hair Teeth and Blue Chick. Look we get back, man.
We're gonna knock out some Rocky Joe and Scotty. Here's
some rock news for you. I'm like Campbell from Tom

(17:54):
Petty and the Heartbreakers. He's joining Chris Stapleton and the
All American Roads Show when they go out on tour
later this year. The former Tom Petty and the Heartbreak
Is guitarist and his band The Dirty Knobs will join
Stapleton for a bunch of concerts this spring and summer.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I like that. Chris stapleson.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
He did a great martial anthem for one of the
playoff games. I think it was it was a super
Bowl a couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
It might have been. It was so American. I thought
it was better than Whitney. Houston's closest.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
We're gonna get June twenty fourth, Hershey Park, the Big
Stadium up there, and then August twenty eighth, Philly at
the Freedom Mortgage Pavilion. Spotify will no longer hear recruitment
advertisements for the United States Immigration and Custom Enforcement Agency.
The announcement comes months after some artists announced they would
be leaving the music streaming platform.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
If the AD's placed by ice heat playing.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
So, I think it's that commercial where they say, if
you are here illegally, we'll give you like a thousand
bucks to go back to whatever country you came from.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, next, Christy, No, she's pretty's pretty.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yes, she's like, she's like, if you're here, you're going back.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
We will find you.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
But she's like here, like, we'll give you some money, bro,
what's wrong with that? And uh, and and we'll send
you back. We'll give you a plane ticket back to
the country you came from.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
It was, I'm just shocked at everyone's division on this,
on this whole immigration thing.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Uh, let's see here, we will wrap it up with this.
Billy Gibbons was on the j Moore Podcast and he said,
back in the nineteen eighties when zz Top was really cooking, right,
they were all over MTVA.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
They had the beards and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
They were offered a million dollars each right him and
as it was a dusty Dusty, Dusty Baker, I forget.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I mean Dusty Baker was a manager for.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
A baseball team to shave their beards back in the eighties.
A million bucks apiece. And they turned it down. You can't.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It takes too long for it to come back.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
They said it was sponsored by Gillette, you know, the
razor company, And they said they each got offered a
million bucks to shave.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
It and do a commercial and they refuse to do it.
That good for them. So he said it was a
million per man.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Now the weird thing is the drummer is name Beard
but doesn't have a beard. He's the one, okay, so
he doesn't have.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
A beard, but his last name is Beard. I get that.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I guess maybe because you're I don't know, maybe you
don't like the beard or you're drumming. So is it
sitting on the snare drum you sweat because drummers sweat
a lot. And I do one thing, having a beard
when you sweat it kind of sucks. And then Jillette
went to a Metallic and says, hey, if you guys
cut your hair, will give you a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Each like sold I remember that was Settle Out. It
was such a big deal. The Metallica cut their hair
like care. It was like that jumped the shark thing. Dude.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I never never was a Metallica fan, so I cared
less than they cut their hair. I was too busy
at that time, smoking pot, listening to fish. Ah, you
were that guy, I was.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
I was that guy.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
There was probably a hacky sack somewhere around me, you
know that. And what were those sticks that the kids
used to use where they were hitting the other stick
and trying to keep it off the groundle sticks? Jesus,
you were the guy in PCU pretty much? Yes, yes, yes,
blow me where the panthers are?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Uh?

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Speaker 3 (21:34):
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Speaker 4 (21:39):
I want to show streaming on the iHeartRadio app dude,
my wife makes me laugh.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
So my little guy, he's getting into the photography right, Like,
he's very into media at school. Dude, there's this media
thing that he's doing and he loves it. But he's
also very big in the photography now. So we got
them some nice cameras for Christmas, and so we read
a gift by the way, it's awesome and it's responsible

(22:08):
and he takes you know, it's a responsibility thing.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
He takes care of it, you know.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
And he even started his own Instagram page of just
photography and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
So we're on the way home.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
We're staying at my mom's house in Ocean City, and
he's like, hey, do you mind if I just walk around?
I want to take some pictures around Ocean City. And
it's Ocean City and we live right at the foot
of a bridge, so I'm like yeah, and he's like,
do you care if I if I walk the bridge?
And the bridge is very walkable if people ride their

(22:39):
bikes and exercise over it all the time.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
So it's like, yeah, dude, whatever.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
So my wife he gets home from work and she's like,
hey's where's the little guy? And I said, ah, he's
he was walking around. He wanted to walk the bridge.
She's like, you let him cross the bridge? And I
was like, does sound kind of like a big deal?
But it's not. It's an like there's like it's I'm

(23:04):
not kidding. It's probably like six or seven feet like
the walkway between the roadway and the railing of the
bridge that people can exercise one.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
It's not like Ocean City goes into Camden.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
So she's like, I cannot believe you let him walk
the brid And I go, he's thirteen and he's out
there exploring, taking pictures.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Let him, let him Let these kids like man.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
So she's like oh, and she kind of like I
can tell her she's frustrated at me, And I go,
this is what he needs. He needs like this is
because it makes kids feel adult, like, it makes him
feel like they're a little bit older. So next thing
I know, I'm outside, I'm taking the trash out. My
wife comes out in a big jacket and a hoodie

(23:47):
and she starts walking down the street and I go,
where you go search party? She goes, she goes, I'm
taking a walk. I go, are you stalking our thirteen
year old sons?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
And so she went and track them down. You need
to get a blood hound, so now he can track
the scent and then lead you to.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
You a little like what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, And so they met at the top of the bridge.
He was walking back over the bridge. She was walking
over the bridge, and she's been sick. She had that
Christmas aids that everyone got right after Christmas. That's what
Oh no, that's what they call it. The doctor said,
Christmas ad is And so she gets back right with
the little guy and he's not literally he's thirteen. And dude,

(24:30):
she's huffing and puffing because she's had this like you know,
flu so like she couldn't breathe. So now she went
and she walked the bridge and now she can barely breathe. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
This is a this is a mom thing because my
wife has me do this now, and I I kind
of get it, and I go I do it.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
So that makes her happy.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
If we're out, like in a restaurant or something, and
like my twelve year old has to go use the
like the bathroom whatever, she's.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Like, go with them. And I'm like I was like, well.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Wow, that I cut that off about nine or ten.
Here's what he her thing is, and again, the chances
of this happening are slim to none, but I get it.
She's like, Well, all takes is one creeper in the
bathroom to expose himself for I'm like, you're talking about
the odds of a guy that happened to be in
the bathroom want to expose himself to a child. And
then my twelve year old comes in there there's no

(25:19):
one else in the men's room. Like, the odds of
that happening are really slim to numb. But I get
what you're saying. It takes one weirdo in a bathroom
to I don't know, go after my child.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Okay, I'll play. There are a lot of weirdos that
hang out in a ground round bathroom. Well, the one
we went to that was a bar fight.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
We were walking in, so you know at this place
this place.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Actually I do.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
But if we're at a nicer restaurant, I'm like, listen,
he's fine, let him go.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Well that's one of the most part man. He gets
on his bike, he rides to his drum lesson does it.
In the back of my head is there like thinking, Okay,
it's gonna be like old school where a van pulls
up with mask on they drag him in.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
You think about that, but you gotta let him go.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Growing up, it was always the Adam Wash thing, and
that was the kid whose dad ended up starting America's
Most Wanted and he got I remember he got abducted
at like a Clover or Camort or something, maybe a
Sears in Florida, and the mom let him go, like
she's like, hey, mom, can I go to the toy

(26:15):
aisle And she's like go ahead, and you know she's
whatever clothes shopping and he ended up getting abducted and
getting his head cut cut off.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Well, now you got me thinking about that too. I remember.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I remember as a kid they made a TV movie
about it and scared the hell out of me as
a kid, but still my parents. Dude, you got on
a bicycle and I just went. I remember riding my
bike like on very busy roads. They were gone for hours. Yeah, man,
I would ride to like a seven eleven on my
bike on a real road, man, like you did that.
There was a comic book shop and it was about

(26:46):
five miles from my house. Like, dude, I remember hopping
on a bike and I'm just on the side of
the road. Cars are flying by me, and I'm like,
I'm like, well, I need to get the new Superman comic. Yeah,
but it taught you man, Like I don't know. I
was riding a bike and a chain popped off. You
had to carry the bike back. He had to do
all those things, like you went through those You had
to figure that stuff out. Yeah, you figured it out,
you know. And and so here we are, and so

(27:06):
he's my wife chasing him down over a bridge. Yeah,
and like, what do you think is gonna happen on
that bridge? Do you think he's gonna jump?

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Do you think there's gonna be some erratic driver that's
gonna swipe the railing of the bridge. I know, I know,
what are the chances like that, the creep in the
men's room, I mean, what are the chance? I guess
there's a slim chance. Like he's out there exercising. It's
either that or he's playing video games. I'd much rather
walking around outside getting some fresh air.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, he's a must man.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Put the video games down, go ride your bike on
the expressway, head towards the tolls. You know, see what
he gets some exercise budd Just just ride that bike
on the North South Freeway. Remember as a kid, we
would cross like real out of four lanes of traffic.
That where Yeah, we're like frogger out there. Look we
he get back. We'll knock out some headlines. What points

(28:00):
in ZXL so Outh Jersey's rock station in the z
X one Show's streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Also where
you can be involved with our talkback feature. Don't call
us no.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Now, we don't pick up the phone anymore unless we're
giving something away, but we haven't done that in a while.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Get a talkback feature. It's really easy to use.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, you go to the iHeartRadio app, you search WZXL,
you see a red microphone button, hit that red microphone button,
and you send us a message. It's that easy, and
no matter how dumb, we'll probably play. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
You get thirty seconds too.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
By the way, I got your wife here in a
back to back because it sounds like around thirty seconds
get crapped out on her, So we'll start with her
first thirty seconds of her talkback.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
My beautiful lovely wife, which I guess we were talking about.
Onlyfan you brought it up. The only fans. Well, it
was a girl on OnlyFans who like she's they call
it a mattress actress, right, because you know they can't
say porn. Oh, so like mattress actions, so like you
get kicked on social media, you say porn. So she

(28:59):
she was, she's a girl who you know, she was
banging on OnlyFans and then all of a sudden she
made this declaration that now she's going to be a
motivational speaker and not do porn anymore, and it would
be five hundred dollars to take her class.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Camilla didn't have sex on only fans. She would go
on she collab with other bops and do things like
that women and some guys, but it would just be
like other stuff nine, not actually having sex. She never
took bottoms off. She is coming off only fans because
she lie after doing a collab with r Gissia and
tried saying that she slept with young grat who is nine.

(29:38):
In that world other than dating a box, she's getting
canceled from.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
There, so she didn't take bottoms off. What I like,
why does my wife knows so much?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, so yeah, she seemed was almost like it was
a TV show. She doesn't Yeah, so she didn't take
bottoms off, which I believe she. I don't know, dude,
I once again, I'm not in the OnlyFans world.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I don't know. I just follow some of these weirdos
on social media.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
And the girl now is like, I'm done with OnlyFans
and now I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a motivational speaker.
And dude, the best was she went from wearing like
hot bikinis and stuff. So she literally is like, I'm
I'm now a professional woman and she put a blazer
on and so like now she's like, look at me,
I'm an adult.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
So people were done with her, were being a liar
and scamming them by putting captions in her in her
only being video pane. This has happened, and this is happening,
and then people would buy the videos and it's nowhere
near what was actually got we on one, So she
was getting kicked full only by the subscribers. That's why
she's trying to pivot.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Which, by the way, when you talk about putting like
little captions into videos, I do you remember pop.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Up video yewn VH one I used to love that
because you're.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Watching a video and a lot of people would pop
up like this one, like the backstory of her or
who parents wore, or something was going on. Let me
give you a context to what my wife is saying.
So what this girl was doing is and you know,
once again she's being a used car salesman. She would
be like, hey, you guys should really buy my only fans.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
And there's some other sites too.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I think that they could sell videos on because it's
gonna get real down and dirty, like you're gonna see
things I've never done. And then guys buy it. And
it's just like it's her bouncing her boobs around, you know,
in the shower, she's power washing the house. Yeah, and
so and you know, dumb guys end up buying it
and eventually, you know, people get tired of it, and

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now the girl's in motivational speaking.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Hello, my name is Richard Tratz.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I like to hear bon Joviy living Auto Preier Boaz Chad,
thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
And we love your station Ala a lot and we
love to hear it a lot, lease and thank you.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah, the story about the guy they found one hundred
bodies under the house.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
It was in Lancaster. A guy stole one hundred skeletons.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, I think he's talked back to addresses, because I
would send the address the authorities and say, this guy
right here is probably a problem.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
That guy did say please and thank you with you
he did. He was very kind.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
He was where he's some bon job but hey, listen,
they have some skeletons. Yes, hang in there, bon Joby
will play shortly. I'm due to one hundred percent. If
I had the bet, bon Jovi's gonna play within the hour.
One of your best listeners and a word, and we
put your waiting list for tickets. We're not going to

(32:27):
bash other listeners. But there's a guy who calls up
who wanted to be on the waiting list for tickets.
We don't have a waiting list for a tickets. But yes,
so I guess that guy's making fun of that guy
or is that guy a real person?

Speaker 4 (32:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
I like how he cleaned it up. He said I'm
the R word, and he also said he likes grill cheese.
I guess this is gonna be a thing.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
There is a contest going on across the hall.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
I hate to give them any any uh any emotion here, Yeah,
because I don't want people changing over from here and
going over there.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
But I think we're a different show than they are.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't think a lot of our audience would really understand,
uh the pop station across, Well, I'm going to be
listening and I may request tickets for this, but they
mean you like the Pink Pony Club. They're giving away
tickets for Bruno Mars. And here's what they do is
it's now through the talkback, so I'll be honest.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
I had about thirty people that are saying, I want
Bruno's Mars at Bruno Mars tickets.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, he's very talented man, very talented guy. This sounds
like a pretty good, friendly family show, you know. But
here's his listeners begging for Bruno Mars tickets.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
I want to win Bruno Mars tickets.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
My name is Stan from Jackson, New Jersey, and I
want to win Bruno Mars tickets.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I want to win Bruno Mars ticket. Please, I want
to win Bruno Mars tickets.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Hi. This is Stan. I'm from Jackson, New Jersey, and
I would love to win tickets to see Bruno Mars.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I've never seen it before. Pretty it would be pretty cool.
And I bet a Head would love it too.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
She loves him.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
And I hope that I'm picked and hope talk to
you soon.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Thank you all. So as much as we want you
to stay here on our show looking for Bruno Bruno
Mars tickets, that's the show to go to.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
We don't have a ban from Jackson really wants a ticket. Yeah,
he really got into. It's one of those things where
and listen. This is an old trick to radio.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
If you want to win, just sound excited like you
really really want the tickets.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
That's what we play back on the radio. All right, dude.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
So what we do is, because I can go into
their their their prize vault, we steal the Bruno Mars
tickets and give them away on our radio stack. Are
you saying our workforce employee the day on Monday, all
the Bruno Mars tickets, we just give them away before
they do.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, I might have you put my wife's name down.
I want to go to Bruno Mars.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Dude, he's got he got I mean, he hasn't done
much lately, but he's got bangers. Remember he did the
halftime show, and it was awesome.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Now super fun show. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
He brought out the Chili Peppers and they didn't plug
in their instruments.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
That's all we got for the talkbacks. But get them in.
Go to the iHeartRadio app and get you talk back in.
We'll play him next week.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
You go to the Heart Radio app, search w Z Excel,
hit the red microphone button. That's how you send us
a talk back.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
We get back. We'll do some travel.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
Oh love trash anything thirty or nothing, anything racket rocking
or roughing.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yes, love crash, there's some trash for you.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Jennifer Lawrence is saying now she's only buying cats from now.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
On because her son got bit by a dog. I
love this broad she's it man. But now she likes cats. Well,
she said she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
You don't like a dog because a dog bitter kid.
So now she's gonna stick with cats. But cats are
nasty too.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Well, now that it's now, I'm turned off by her.
That's it approached me and I'm like, you know what,
now you're a cat person.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
She's a good actress. Man, she's been in some bangers
of movies.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
She's kind of fun like I don't know, she's like
fun and kind of crude. Yeah, she's goofy. Uh So
I told you yesterday this girl Ashley Dale, she's she
was like a Disney kid like I think she was
in the high school musical movies. I don't know, I
could be wrong there, but she hangs out with all
these other celebrity moms and she said that it's it's

(36:11):
very toxic and she's leaving the group. The group includes
we said, Megan Trainer. Uh the all about the Bass
girl Hillary Duff is in the group and a bunch.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Of people are now goofing on her saying, how you know, hey,
like you don't have to hang out with these thoughts
like like you know, I don't. Do you go public
when you like break up a friendship? Do you go
public with that? Like Megan Trainer, I don't. I don't know.
It's all about the bass. I don't know if you
know that.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Denise Richards is condemning her ex husband for involving their
daughter in a GOFUNDMEU. She apparently they're being you know,
she's suing him and I think he's suing her.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
It's real messy. I mean dude, she.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
It sucked, but she was married to Charlie Sheen when
he was at his height at that that's stupid sitcom.
And and so she just can't find a good guy.
So she's good Charlie. She's there when Charlie kind of
like you know, starts the circle to drain, right. I
don't think she was there for like Devil Blood or
whatever it was. What was it, Tiger Juice?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Now was that his height?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I guess this show was his hype, but that was
also the height in a negative way.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Well, no, that was the end of the That was
the end of the run of that show.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
The radio station flew a plane and had and told
him to call with a phone number, and he actually
called and got.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
On the show. He would do. He would call Alex Jones.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Like he would he He's like, he was legit crazy
for a while. Now he's sober and and he's trying
to get his career back on track. But like you
go from Charlie Sheen, right, you're like, it can't get
worse than this, and then you you find a guy
and it's worse.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
What was his name on succession? They called him Egg,
the skinny, the skinny dog guy. Yeah, the goofy kid
who was kind of a part of the show. He
was like he was the kid.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
He was like a cousin, and they never accepted him
really as as a part of the family.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
But he was awesome.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Greg the Egg, right, the Egg, the show's succession, such
a good show. I guess he got popped for a Dewey.
This kind of stayed off the radar. He got popped
for a Dowey in New Hampshire. At the end of
the summer. He went through a bunch of classes and
did everything now and now it's been expunged off his record.
So you're kind of a big You were on a
big show, but you weren't a big deal on the

(38:33):
big In the later seasons, he became a big deal
because he started working with the company more and more,
and then he kind of like is very critical in
the last season.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Let's see here, he really canceled your show because of this.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
So the woman got the woman who ran over a
cop and then got shot right because she was protesting ice.
The comedian John Mulaney, I guess had a show and
in a minut Aapolis that night, and he canceled it.
Because of that, because what because the woman? Because the
woman got shot? How's that gonna stop your show? How
was that?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
I guess that's a protesting Harvey Weinstein.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
He's trying for a new trial and he lost yesterday,
so he's not going to get a new trial. I
forgot he's still alive. Reimber that Epstein guy, get cool used. Yeah,
Epstein's not a lot. But yes, Harvey Weinstein still sitting
in jail. And remember Emily robed at Szakowski. She was
in the Blurred Lines videos I'll naked. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
She apparently is trying to maybe hook up with the
new mayor of New York City, who I believe is
married zoron Man Daney. Really yeah, come on, So she's
she is apparently really hitting him hard on social media,
trying to get She's slipping into his d ms of
what the kids said.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
I guess she's still good looking shot. Yeah, follow her
on I follow her on social.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
This guy's gonna run into the problem. Guys have is
like you settled down with this one when you were
just blob about Jay Vance that he's now throwing at
the Charlie Kirks White.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
And it's the rumor going around. Yeah, there you go.
Some trash for you. Your windshield is your view of
the world.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
At every light, auto glass, we make sure that view
is crystal clean. One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station, z x L Morning Show. I'll I'll make
this a quick one just about sports. But yesterday the
Dolphins fired their head coach, right or they was the
day before, Mike McDaniels. Now, this guy, he's a perfect

(40:40):
example of how Miami can destroy you. And you see
this with athletes. You go to Miami, Dude, it's it's crazy.
You know, the parties, South Beach. Yeah, drugs, it's good.
At one point, I think, like it was like ten
fifteen years ago, the coaches for the Dolphins were doing cocaine,

(41:03):
like in their office. Remember his eyes was that the
guy or was that the guy from the Jets? His
eyes were like bouncing around the room. That was guy
from the Jets.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Ok.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, but like they were literally while practice was going on,
the coaches for the Dolphins were doing cocaine. That's what
you do in Miami, man, you do coach. So they
fired their head coach. Now, if you look at pictures,
this kid grew up like not a football player, but
loved football, studied the game of football, became an unbelievable

(41:32):
offensive coordinator. He worked for the Browns, he worked for
the forty nine ers, and then gets this head coaching job.
If you put a picture of him when he started
as a coach for the Dolphins and then right before
he got fired, he went from looking like a dork

(41:53):
that sells warranties at best Buy.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
To literally a drug dealer.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, and I mean in a span of like five seasons,
Like it's not even what Miami does to a person
is insane, and so like, dude, I'm looking at a
picture of him the first day he got hired by
the Dolphins, he looks like someone who's gonna sell you
car insurance. Then, dude, then you see a picture of them,

(42:21):
like what the last game of the season, he literally
looks like al Pacino in scarface? What's anything happened to Obama?
And he's presidents to go in? Obama looked at he
was a young whipper snapper man headed in. You guy
had the world by the balls. He leaves, he looks old,
he's got gray hair. It's that stress, man, It will
get to you.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
No, no, no, this isn't stress. Look at this picture.
Is this a partying Yeah? This guy.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Look at the picture of him. Wow, that bears all
out of control too. Let the hair go like that, dude,
he looks like he had been on a two week
bender in South Beach.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
And that guy's out of his mind.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Great offensive guy, but he's a wacky wacky It's almost
like when you listen to his press conferences, it's awkward
how wacky he is. Well, I think he's one of
those coaches who is trying to be more friends with
the players than a coach to the players. Yeah, and
he's trying to be cool, like he would wear capri pants.
I saw that on the sidelines. It was really weird.

(43:19):
And like I said, like you look at the picture
when he first got hired. The guy looks like he's
straight out of you know, forty year old virgin. He's smiling,
and then and then here he's got the you know,
he's got the the the ray band glasses on that
are oversized, he's got a perm.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
And now he's ten and forty two in his last
fifty two games.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, so and and dude, I'm looking and I laughed
so hard when I saw this picture. I was like,
the guy was a dork when he started. And now
like you know, once again Miami sucked them in and
gonna spit them out. Yeah, I know this whole thing,
Like it's like the NFL is kind of still a
tough guy sport where I don't think that flies the

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capri pants. You're still not gonna get respect, man, from
the players and everything else. Like they tried to put
these young guys in here that want to just be
these friends, you know, to the players.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Can't do it.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Man. That's why these old school guys. That's why John
Jim Harball or John Harball man, he's like the leading
candidate now because you need a ballbuster when you go in.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah, I think it's starting to slow down.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
But for a while, dude, they would they would film
the players walking out of the locker room or into
the locker room from the bus, and they would be
like at one point, like there was a couple of
players that were wearing these it was like a suit
jacket but like suit pants, but they were shorts. Yeah,
Kelsey did that, Like how as Kelsey was walking in

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Like I think one guy wore dress ones. Yeah, and
it's like like what, like what happened to the good
old days? Where like I forget? I think it's the
NBA where they make the players wear suits. Well, this guy,
the quarterback for the for the Bears used to paint
his fingernails, but they are in the playoffs, so I
can't follow him. Yeah, that Joe Burrow is another guy,
but at least he like was wearing like he did

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Joe name. It was like mink coats and stuff like that,
over the top. Like I get that, but like, yeah,
I don't get the wearing of the dresses. And then
there's guys who wear like half top shirts and it's
like what are we doing? Yeah, you're a gladiator, dude, dude,
yeah you're Yeah, you're a monster. You need it, And really,
like do you think Lyle Alzado for war a skirt?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I saw one guy walking with a Louis Vuitton bag.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yeah, like what do we know?

Speaker 4 (45:26):
But come on, dude, but yes, you got in there
a dog. Well the best is there. They're saying.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Now this guy from the Dolphins who now looks like
al Pacino and Scarface, Uh, he could go to the
Browns and they're like, is there the worst place for
him to go after five years in Miami. There's some
places that just can't get it right. Man, that seems
to be WOWD.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
But he like he goes.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Imagine he goes from Miami great weather to having to
go to Cleveland, like you know what, you know what
doesn't fly in Cleveland? Looking like al Pacino and Scarface.
I don't see the sun ever comes out because I
was there once for a for one night. Very brown,
very brown. Yeah, it's where you get the browns from.
Look we get back. We'll knock out some headlines on

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Hunt seven XLS out Jersey's rock station ZXL morning show.
We are streaming on the iHeart Radio app. A lot
of good stuff on that iHeartRadio app. There is go
to the iHeartRadio app search w z XL. I know
this job sucks, and there are jobs, especially when you're younger,
they suck. But that's the whole thing. You work jobs,

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you figure out. Okay, I like this, I don't like this.
This is what I'm gonna go school for. This is
what I'm going to continue in.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
If you don't want to work at a drive through,
then then go and get yourself some type of school
and learn a trade or something and don't work.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
At a drive through.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yesterday, I uh had an interaction with a girl who
could care less about her job. So and once again,
I gotta it's the place I'm in. I am a
I am a sucker for a good Dollar Tree, right,

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So I gotta go. I need bottles of bleach. You
can't be shocked at the customer service here. I gotta
go by bleach and laundry detergent so I can clean
a fence. Right the Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree. So I
go to the Dollar Tree. I got my stuff. There's
no one else in the store.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
It's just me.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I put my stuff on the conveyor belt at the
cashier line, right, you should put that.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Little blocker in between yours and somebody else's goods.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Nobody else, just me and the cashier. And so, dude,
I'm always very pleasant. Hey, you know, hey, you know, uh,
hopefully you're having a good day or whatever, like just try.
I know, the job sucks being a cashier at Dollar Tree.
It's not fun. It's the job sucks. But you're young,
you're trying to make money. Okay, So I put all

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my stuff down and uh, I was like, hey, good morning. Nothing,
doesn't even look at me. She has her back to me.
Then all of a sudden, I just hear her blow
her nose. Now, dude, I am. I am in front

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of her at this point, and she just takes a
tissue and blows her nose, then slowly turns around, not
even to look at me, but to look at the register.
Did you have an invisible hat on? And look, I
don't want to nose, you know, to the thing through

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the middle of the nose.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Oh, gotcha? Yeah, the ring, the U ring right the
middle of the nose. She almost looked like the daughter
from a family guy. Gotcha?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Okay with a nose ring. Probably not happy with the
way the election went last year.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
And so I'm like.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I'm like, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I was like, you know, this is this is it?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
And she's like, you want to bag? I was like, no,
I got my own. It's like I'm good, thank you,
I got my own bag.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
She proceeds to then again, while I'm in front of
her with all my products in front of her, blow
her nose.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Like I'm not even there. Did you excuse yourself for
at least I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Looking at right so I got okay. Uh so, oh,
she just starts putting all the stuff right, and once again,
you got it. It's a dollar tree. I know what
I'm going into, right, Like, I know it's not gonna
be the greatest place in this It's not chick fil A.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
It's not it's not a Chick fil a. It's not
a Chili's.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
So uh so she goes and puts all my stuff
on the counter, which is fine, I'll pack it up
in the bag.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Fine, I don't care, I'll do that. It wasn't a
lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
She then turns her back to me blows her nose
again while I'm there, and then I say thank.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
You and she says nothing. Yeah. See, I got two
different worlds.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Man, there's and I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm I'm
standing there in shock, and I'm like, like, how bad
do you? Like?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Are you just bored? You hate your job?

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Like?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Did I do something to you? Yeah? You're there?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yes, I think I I interrupted her because once again
when I got there, what was she on her phone?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Yeah? Like I got a wah wa man.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I go to and I know, if it's a Sunday night,
if I have to get gassed before I come in here.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
I know the guy.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
The guys say two worse to you, barely looks at you.
There's signs where he's actually not even there. I put
my own gas and I'll just drive away like I
could do that. And then you get the other guy
who's over the top, happy, happy, you know what. Hey man,
how's it going?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Eh?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yeah, getting through it. I'm like, okay, this guy just
start talking. He starts talking to me like this chit chat. Yeah,
I'll get engaged in a conversation. He's way over the top,
but he's fun, he's happy and everything else. But yeah,
like I'll answer for somebody like hey man, you know
if they have a good day, and like, oh, you
have a good day too, because if I, if I,
if I'm getting gases, have a great day, I don't
know acknowledge, like it shocked.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
This is the what listen, my kid, He's gonna.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Be fine right, Like like is a school great now
it gets a a's and b or he gets b's
and c's whatever. But at least he'll be able to look.
I tell him, man, when we meet people, and he
will shake their hand. Look adults in the eyes. You
don't know which one of our friends is gonna hire
you to go do something like just.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Have common courtesy, Like this person's parents never taught her
to look somebody in the eye, or even the manager.
I'm sure the manager probably wants to fire this broad too.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
And you can't, dude. My dad was very big on that.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
He said, when you're in a room full of adults,
when you're you know, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen years old,
he goes act like an adult.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
It don't act like a kid.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Don't. And I've tried to instill that in my kids too,
Act like you belong there, Yes, don't act like a child.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
We've had We've had company come over and like we're
sitting at the kitchen table having dinner and their kid
has his head down, like sleeping at the table and
he's like, I'm not kidding. He was like fourteen, yeah,
And I'm like, I'm like what, Like, dude, I'm looking

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around at everybody, and I'm like, this is this really happening.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
You're not going to say anything to your child here,
because yeah, this is this isn't acceptable at all, and
it's a shame.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
And if people wonder why their kids aren't succeeding in life.
It's I don't know, you can't to shake somebody's hands, dude.
The blowing of the nose, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, yeah,
it shocked me. I'm like, you couldn't. I'm the only
one here. It literally took about thirty seconds for you
to ring this stuff up.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
You couldn't. Wait. Yeah, hold that in.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Say excuse me, I don't know, excuse yourself for a second.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
And dude, so then you know what that when that
stuff happens.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Then when you have somebody who is cool and nice,
like when I get a nice checkout clerk, it's awesome.
Like they're talkative, they're like, yeah, how's your day, you know,
blah blah blah, Hey sweetie, you know I love that.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
But this one done with people. Man, this one was
something else. She was out of like she was from
outer space.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Same thing with service too. Man, you get a good server,
I will listen. I My tip is going to be
better for a nice server rather than somebody just throws
the bill atch and says, hey, have a great day.
And you know what the kicker is. I bet it's
one of these She's one of these girls who is like, yeah,
I want twenty dollars an hour. Sure, it's okay, ye, okay,
Look I'll play ball with you. You want twenty dollars

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an hour, Act like you deserve twenty dollars an hour,
right right?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
You know you're a dime a dozen, honey. Sorry, I
don't know this one. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
She wasn't even a dime now she was, dude. I'm like,
it was like I wasn't even there. Now I want
to go, which one is this.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Spot?

Speaker 5 (54:15):
I don't love the spot. There's a guy out there. Man,
I don't know nose ring. I could say how many
girls that work at dollars you have nose rings? But
there's probably a lot.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
So you know. And it's like it's like, hey, I'm
the only person in this place. You acknowledge me a
little bit, don't you want to talk?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
And I don't know, laugh a little like I love,
Like I'll do that all the time.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Man. We'll go out to dinner, dude, I like to
make the people laugh.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
And I was like, you know what, we probably just
made our table, probably just made that person's.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Night, dude.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I'll I wasn't even done packing up my stuff. Into
a bag, right, and she's already back on her phone. Yeah,
and I'm like, Jesus does not care? Like, No, she
gets fired And now, so well, why did you fire
me because of my political views? No, because you're at
your chopped Look, we get back to be because you suck.

(55:01):
Remember that you would get fired because you stunk at
your job.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
We get back. What do you think called? You think
you have a d You think you've got it bad.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Purdue University has become the first US college to require
students to learn about artificial intelligence before they can graduate,
Starting with freshmen entering this fall, all undergraduates must show
quote AI working competency. School's plan includes five areas learning
with AI, learning without AI, researching AI, using AI, and

(55:40):
partnering with AI. The goal is to make sure the
forty four thousand plus students understand how to use AI
tools and think critically about their strengths and limits in
the workplace. Uh, you send me a video of this,
but I don't think that these video you sent me. Okay,

(56:03):
send you a girl fell out the back.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Of an ambulance in England. Oh wait, was this a
video I sent you?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Well, I don't think that was real the one you
sent me because I think at one point a heavy
set woman was riding a donkey. Yeah this was Yeah,
this wasn't a teenage girl.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
This was a full blown like almost like a four
hundred pound woman in a gurney and the journey hits
a car and then spins around.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
But AI is so cool.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
You okay, you're right until the other big friend comes
on a unicorner or a donkey. I think it was
a dinosaur maybe, but if you stop it, I think
the gurney actually hits the car.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
The incident happened around five point fifteen on Tuesday of
last week. Police closed the road for about two hours.
The girl exited the vehicle while it was moving. She
was treated to scene taken to a hospital with only
minor injuries. That's like something out of like Naked Gun like,
like that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Norm Berg? Was that oj Simpson? Yeah, you got stuck
under the bus member and he ended up in like Detroit.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Used toilet paper is now a thing.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Experts say recycled toilet paper is much better for the environment,
and a few store brands top the list. The Natural
Resource Defense Council gives highest grades to Trader Joe's, Whole Foods,
Green Forest, and Natural Value. These brands use entirely recycled
materials and chlorine free bleaching. Major brands like Sharman and
Cottonell scored poorly because they use trees from the forest

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instead of recycled paper for their toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
I don't know. I use the Acme brand. Yeah to
me toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Okay, when I go to somebody's house, I can tell
if they've got like a little couple bucks in their pocket,
because it's really good toilet paper, Like it's super soft.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Mine's like middle grade maybe to the bottom. Dude, Acme,
you can get eight pack of paper towels five bucks.
Twelve toilet paper rolls five bucks.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
How many plies are we talking? Obviously it can't be
three ply? Must maybe be one plied? Does your hand
go through it when you're using it?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
I never cared about that stuff.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Man's itout your hand going through the toilet paper?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
You just use more toilet paper. Yeah, that's why I
just yeah, yeah, ball it up. Stop it, man.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
The stupid bears they're wiping their ass on TV.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
They looks so comfortable. They're they're like oh, I can dance?
Who Cares?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Lunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL More show.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
There's too much to choose from.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
This is now I'm going to talk about this football
game that happened last night, the college football game College.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Football Playoffs, Miami taking on Old Miss.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I'm trying to find out the game and I like
the old traditional broadcast. I like the two guys talking
about football blah blah blah blah. That's that's the one
that I want. Well, you got the yesterday was Kirk
kurb Street and somebody else.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Well, I get.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
So I'm going in. There's like five different ones to
choose from. So I clicked the first one. And it's
not that I like the commercials, but I don't know,
it just feels like that's the way.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
The game should go because there's five different ones. Okay,
So the first one is the one where they don't
have commercials. Now, when they go to commercial break, it
just shows a just a camera angle on the crowd.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
See are you doing? Like are you doing like some
like streaming thing? This is YouTube TV.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Okay, this is why they took five channels to do this,
Like five different ways you can watch this game. So
the first one is during the commercial breaks, which I
still want something. It's almost like you're there staring at
the field. You can see the people and it's not.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Because yeah, because it's not a broadcast, so they can
get in trouble. So a lot of these times, like
YouTube TV and YouTube, these streamers are doing it illegally
and they can't show the commercials because that'll get them flagged.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
So this is the one. And then I go to
the next one and it's it's McAfee and I don't
mind Matt.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
I don't mind it, but I don't I don't want
that either, because like it's him and another buddy and
they're just kind of talking. I like his pregame show.
It's kind of cool, but I just want to This
is during their talking during the game. This is yeah,
and and another guy are like, and I love the idea.
It's like two guys just kind of talking about It's
the Manning Cast. Its kind of just like the the
Manning Brothers do this for Monday Night football and they
just kind of it's it's like Mystery Science Theater three thousand,

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but with sports.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
You and I just talking over a football game. Yeah,
and then I go to the next one. Now, the
next one is like a split screen. It's like some
weird view from the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
It took me four chances to get to the one
where it was like the traditional broadcast with just the
two guys.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
In the game. ESPN threw me off. Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I'm watching the game and they did do the split
screen where it was like one camera was on one team,
another camera was on another.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
That's the one. And I'm like, just and even said
to my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
She was there, she could care less about the game,
but she was sitting next to me, and I was like,
why are they doing this split screen? Just show me
the game, right, That's all that I want. And I
don't want the funny angles. To give me the old
traditional angles there. The one is the eye camera up top.
I was like, this is awful, too much going on.
Why I don't like red Zone. I'll take the NFL
network over red Zone on Sunday with football because they

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all do that thing where they take just like a
thirty seconds of each game and play bouncing around.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Red Zone puts boxes up and there's so much going on.
I get anxiety, bro, that's me on a Sunday because
I have the three TVs.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Now with YouTube TV, I can split one into four
games the other in the three I got every game on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
You're right, too much?

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It was it gets overwhelming, God, I have money all
over made fun of me because he watches red Zone.
So he'll set up the main TV to watch the
Eagles game and then he has a secondary TV to
watch red Zone, and I'm like, dude, I can't watch
red Zone.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
There's just too much going on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
NFL Network slows it down a little bit more, but yeah,
I can't too much anxiety. Yeah, I find myself just staring,
like back and forth, back and forth.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I was like, am I even enjoying this?

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
No, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Oh and you're also sweating because you're losing money better,
that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Man, I got money everywhere everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Yes, Sundays are a stressor. Sunday is a stressful for me.
I just like when eventually I would try and catch
a game on TV. Just watch one game, dude. When
we were kids, that was it. You had what CBS.
That was I think the only channel played football. Well,
the three TVs, you know, for Sunday. It's cool now,
but you know, it just looks stupid now when there's
one game on. It's like, now you're watching one game

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and the other TV is just sitting there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
It's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Yeah, until college basketball start gambling on that again.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
I have a football game on one TV, Gilmore girls
on the other. Yeah, yeah, Madden on the other. You know, everybody,
stay right there. We kick off that rock block.

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R shoot the guy.

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Radio or are you only broadcasting? And mana, I get
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