FRIDAY 2-13-26

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? I talked about how,
you know, don't put the label hero on me. Uh,
I saved someone's condo from a burst water pipe. You're
still in that? Uh? Yesterday, I once again I had
to put the cape on, and I think I became
a hero again. I mean, I don't. I'm just saying

(01:08):
I think I may have saved someone from having a stroke.
Was that okay? Okay, you saved the life? I think?
So okay. So I go to my wife's parents place,
my in laws place. They're in Florida for a month,
and I needed to borrow my father in laws truck,
So I'm dropping off, you know, my car and switching
out there get his truck so I can move some stuff.

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And my wife's grandmother lives with them, so I get
talking to her, and I love d you've met de
I don't know if you remember her, but you've met her.
She's the you know, wonderful old Italian woman. She's eighty
two years old. Eighty two years young, as Willard Scott
used to say, these nuts. So I'm talking to her

(01:51):
and she can't make out words. Uh oh right, and
like if she's just kind of talking and make like
like gobbling like, she's like, it's it. And I know
a little about a lot, and I go, ooh, that's
a that's a sign of a stroke. So I doctor
Scott pops in and I get into doctor mode. So

(02:15):
I go, all right, okay, and I call my I.
Of course, the first thing I do is I text
my wife and I go get over here now. Scott
isn't ready. I go, look, I've done about as much
as I can do. I said, get over here now.
So my wife's like ten minutes away. She's like, I'm
coming here, dude. It luckily was nobstro but I don't

(02:38):
know what kind of doctor she's going to. And this
is where you got to be careful when you have
grandparents and older people. She's like very vain about her weight.
She's always trying these weight teas and you know, the
the menjaro shots and the wa Italian. She's Italian. Yeah,
my dad said, this happens to Italian. Broad's over. I

(02:59):
think either to eat forty. She's always trying, dude. She's
eighty two and she's like she's like and she's still
like doing this thing where she's like, I gotta I
gotta lose weight somewhere somehow. And I told my wife,
I go, we gotta switch her doctors up. The doctor
gave her speed oh to get her metabolism going. So

(03:19):
it's not you know, it's it's a diet diet pills.
They're high incaffeinated diet bills. So we it takes me
a while. My wife and I are both really concerned.
We're like, we're about to call the ambulance because it
looks like she's having a stroke. She you know, you know,
she's slurring her words. She she can't make out words.
So we're like, what did you did you take your

(03:40):
medicine to day? No, Old people dudes are the worst.
I knew that from my mom. Old people are the
worst of taking their medicine. So we're like, did you
eat anything today? She goes, no, I I she goes, oh,
I took I took the pills for weight loss last night,
and she didn't she fan. She took the pills, so
she took Speed at night, didn't sleep very well because
she took Speed, had a cup of coffee, then took

(04:04):
Speed again. Yeah, but she's down eleven pounds Scott and
so finally she's she We're like, can we see these pills?
I google it and dude, it's Speed right, And I'm like,
what doctor is given an eighty two year old woman
diet pills? Like what? What? Bro? What are we doing?
Have we just stopped caring? And like and and look

(04:27):
it's her fault too. She should not be asking the
doctor for diets. I told my wife, man, I was like,
you know, on once we figured that out, we took
the pills away from her, of course, and we're like,
somebody's got to go to the doctor with her, like
she cause because in her mind, she'll just keep taking
these pills until she loses weight. Yeah, it comes from
a doctor. So you think you're doing the right thing,

(04:49):
but she can't well and she knows what she's doing,
like like, dude, she she does. It's every couple of months.
It's a whole new thing. It's it's tea. It's tea
that's gonna make you drop twenty pounds in in the
three hours. You know. It's you know, the different you know,
lemon and cucumber, you know, and all that. It's it's

(05:10):
all the lemon diet, the potato diet. It's all that
potato diet. Was awesome. I dropped like six pounds a
few days. Oh, but then you don't want you potatoes
to the rest of your life, so you put it back.
I'm talking to my wife and I'm like, I'm like,
I thought for sure she was just all spent out
eighty two years, two years of your life, sit down
with a ravioli dinner, and when I just enjoy your life.

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And that's when I told her. I tried to explain her.
I I'm like, d they did you know? It is
her name? And uh And so I'm like, I'm like,
you can't be doing this like this is like so,
so what you're gonna look good dead, because that's what's
gonna happen. You can't be taking speed. Well, when I'm
on tender, I'm always looking at eighty three and up like, well,
that's a thing. She doesn't drive she doesn't leave the

(05:53):
house like it's not even she's dating. Yeah, I didn't
have to care about people caring about what I look
like or my health. And I'm eighty three. I've lived
a great life. But I'm going balls to the wall. Man.
It's TROMPOLDI every night. I'm like, I'm like man like,
but dude, I really did have to jump in and
be like doctor Scottie. I'm like, I'm asking like basic
questions and if she can answer or not. She finally

(06:14):
kind of snapped out of it. She came down from
off the be speaking and I'm like, like, you need
to eat something, and you don't need to take speed.
I might be wrong, but don't they isn't there a
chance to get choke on their tongue? Is that the
wrong that's a seizure. Oh seizure? Yeah yeah, Well of
co me. She's having a stroke and I'm trying to
get her tongue out of her mouth. So yeah, I'm like,

(06:38):
what doctor. I almost wanted to call the doctor up
and go what are you doing? Doctor's man? If you
leave that office and you don't have a script, you
feel like you're not doing your job. Rather a lot
is her fault. She is at Blaine because she's so
vain about wanting to lose weight, and I get it.
So I'm sure she begged and begged and beg the

(06:59):
doctor or something and he gave her I mean diet pills.
I used to take them in college to stay up.
If she's not using them any longer, bring them in.
I like to drop about twenty pounds. Dude, have you
ever taken speed? No, dude, your heart pounds out of
your chest. You close your eyes, you can see through
your eyelids. So it's red bull. It's a red bull
bug God, Okay, times that by third, everybody, it's frody.

(07:23):
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I believe, I mean, I know it's Ocean, and I
believe it's David's Spade tickets. He's coming to Ocean. Yeah,
I believe it's David Spade tickets coming to Ocean. We're
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(07:44):
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(08:12):
I can go all write it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news
for us on a Friday morning. A federal law enforcement
source has confirmed that the county sheriff in Arizona is
blocking the FBI from obtaining key evidence in the Nanty

(08:35):
Guthrie disappearance. Uh oh, dude, this is a penis measuring
match at this point. So the FBI wants to come
in and be like, hey, let us take it over.
You guys have done nothing, and so this guy's like nope,
and we're not giving you any of the evidence where
I can prow. But come on, man, you gotta work together.
This poor woman could still be alive. Like, let's not

(08:56):
measure penises here. Sometimes those small towns share and that's
exactly what it is. They like to get in front
of the podium. And now I guess he spelled their name.
My name is John Smith. That's smight. So they can
find them because they're superstars, because they found the glove yesterday,
and so the FBI wants it to take it to
Quantico to get looked at. And the guy's like, nope,

(09:18):
because of course you have better equipment in like whatever,
buma Puma, Arizona, wherever you're from, you meanwhere it was
just surrounded by dirt and a flat roof like she
lived in a clay Hunt. State police are asking for
help from the public as they try to find an
ATV rider who struck a state trooper while trying to
flee in the woods last month. Troopers were called to

(09:40):
West Colton Avenue and Unavisita Township on January seventeen after
a complaint ATV riders were trespassing. When the troopers approached
the ATV riders, one hit them in the leg and arm.
Anybody who has information as asked to call six zero
nine five six one eighteen hundred. Indianapole based fast food

(10:01):
chain Steak and Shake. Everyone goes nuts about this Steak
and Shake. They announced the removing microwaves from its kitchens.
The quote as we expect every unit to be microwave
free by April fifteenth. Quality restaurants don't need microwaves, they
posted on Twitter. It's a part of our journey to
improve food quality and use traditional methods of cooking only. Yeah,

(10:22):
except for the poor kid who showed up and that's
his lunch and he's got like one of those pre
prepared meals and that guy just wants to warm up
a sandwich or something, like a kid who works there. Yeah,
the guy works there. We're the microwave co. Guys had
a couple of noodles where you put some water in there,
you put it in the microwave Ramen noodles. Yeah, that
guy has nowhere to warm up his food. Yeah, he's
not allowed to eat the steak and shake. He's got

(10:43):
to bring in. He's got to bring in his own lunch.
He's got his own lunch pail. That's news. What about sports?
It is it for Nick Castellanos and Philly? They released
him yesterday? Did you hear what he did? I guess
he took a beer into the doug He messed up
with a game or something. He goes, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
so he uh so the manager he went and benched him,

(11:08):
and he did like I said, when he's on, he's great,
but when he's off, he's really bad. So uh so
the manager benched him. He got pissed off because he's
from Miami and it was in Miami, and uh so
he takes a beer and he walks into the dugout
in six it sits next to the manager. Right, he

(11:29):
gets a beer. Act did you already have a beer
in a court in the locker room? I guess okay,
he's keep it in there. He grabbed one, just said
what's that? Man? He's he's out of the game. But
then he sat next to the manager and kind of
rated him and said that you're kind of a crappy manager,
and this is all the things you're doing wrong. And
ever since then, dude, it's been Yeah, it hasn't been good.
So signed one hundred million dollar contract back in twenty
twenty two, still has a year on that contract. So

(11:51):
the or the Eagles, the Phillies are gonna have to
eat that a little bit, I believe an eye. But
the problem is this got public, so instead of keeping
it internal, it got out and so this guy has
no value now, so they had to just release them.
So they don't they're not getting anything for him. Yeah,
they're just gonna have to eat some of this contract.

(12:11):
I like the beer story, though, I think that's baseball. Dude.
He's he was a guy, dude. He had a great
story a couple of seasons ago, like he'd bring his
little kid to the games and like his little kid
was like a good luck charm and uh, like I said, man,
when he's on, dude, he was like there was a
playoff run. Man where he was he was the player,
yeah for the team, and uh but man, when he's bad,
he's bad. There you go. Some news and sports. Yeah,

(12:34):
sunny today. Hat to thirty eight claus tonight, I know
what twenty five to. There's no basketball or hockey. No hockey,
well hockey because the Olympics and then basketball's All Star break. Yeah,
well there was there was basketball last night. I know
someone put some big money on Murray State last night.
Murray Where could Murray tell me where Murray State is? No?

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But they were playing Indiana State last night. So I'm given.
I'm given three and a half. I got Murray State
in college Murray State. Yeah, so I got Murray State.
Now Murray State. After the first first half, there's only
two of them. They're up forty three to twenty one.
They're up twenty two pow. And then Indiana State roars
back and outscores them by twenty fifty one to thirty one.

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And then Murray State only wins by two, and I
was given three and a half Murray State location. There
was basketball last night, but it's in Kentucky. Okay, well there, yes, yeah,
Well they didn't cover to three and a half. But
after the first I'm like, we're up twenty two points,
so we're really hitting the bottom of the barrel when
it comes to betting. So I already assume I win

(13:38):
that back. So I double up on the nine o'clock game,
and I lost that one too. Yeah. This is what
I call golf season because this is the time football's over.
Baseball really hasn't started yet. It's kind of boring hockey,
boring basketball right now. So it's like you get golf.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I lost on USA Hockey Lasterday too.
They didn't cover four and a half versus l T.

(14:00):
I don't even know what country that is, but it
was l I T can you can you bet on
figure skating? Probably? Probably? Okay, Sun Klaus tomorrow for your
Saturday warming up High forty seven twenty four outside right
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rock station ZXL Morning Show. I think this weekend might

(14:22):
be the first time that my thirteen year old is
gonna deal with rejection. He hasn't been rejected. And I'm
talking about when it comes to sports because he hasn't
really dove into the world sports yet. Yeah, that's my
my my little guy. Last year was one kid away
from making the baseball team. Okay, rejection and it was
it was tough, man, But it's a learning thing. You know.
My daughter same thing when it came to cheerleading. She

(14:46):
just missed out and then the next year she ended
up making the team. But it's it's it's it's a
it's a life lesson for sure. So he does this
Brazilian jiu jitsu thing, but that's not really rejection. You
go in there, they learn, they teach everybody you get
you know, I paid for the class. It's gonna say.
Usually when you pay for something, it's you're right in. Yeah,
you're in. So so we got him. He was interested
in flag football. I'm like, okay, flag football, all good.

(15:08):
Now he's a little small, a little light, but I
think he can be like the next Edelman. You know,
maybe it's slot receiver. Yeah, I was gonna say, a
little receiver. Maybe a little running back. He's not going
to challenge guys in a fifty to fifty ball. He's
not going to out jump that guy. Please, safety, there
you go something the hard hitting little safety. You know.
I think Rodny Lott was like four eight, but I
could be wrong. So this week they have drills and skills.

(15:32):
Now this is like we're and I love it. The
coaches all get together, they huddle up and they watch
the kids go. So it's almost like a combine, Like
you go watch these players go. Who can catch, who
could run or whatever? And listen, I said, listen, be
prepared to first year. You're gonna do it. I don't know.
I imagine you're most likely going to get on a team.
I was like, but you're not going to be picked first.

(15:52):
Probably in this whole thing. You might stay there for
a little bit. Because they used to do this in
little league where you would do tryouts and then I
would always end up on like the bad News Bears,
So I'd always be on like the team that's like
the worst team. Yeah, but it ended up working out
because I'd be the best player on the worst team.
There you go, you're the guy, the guy they look
up to. I'm playing on. Nate's been reliable yep, and

(16:15):
uh and so with the maroon team. But you know,
I had a kid who had one arm, but I
you know, I was I was pretty good because I
hit one ninety seven. Yeah. Sometimes in their jiu jitsu class,
if it's after a tournament, they do like a dodgeball
night and I'm watching, and he got the two kids
and they pick their favorite and then he get down
to the the like like the last six or seven,
and then the coaches step in, like are you going
this team? You go on this team because you don't

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want to be like the last kid. And I remember
being like towards the last kid, like standing on the
wall and not being picked. So I said, just get ready, buddy,
there might be you might be a little disappointed. You
might not be picked first. I was like, but most likely,
you'll probably get on a team because he's never he's
never tried anything like this before. It's tough man like
and like and my and my and my little guy
was a good sport and he made it to the

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like I said, the very very very last day, and
the coach was just like, hey, man, like next year, Like,
I would love to put you on team. We just
don't have a room. And then wouldn't you know, the
kid that beat him out broke his leg a week later,
Oh he should have been I was like, yeah, do
you think they'll call me up? I go, I don't
think that's how that works. I hear about this too,
because I know a lot of the parents and they

(17:18):
know the coaches. And one guy's one guy's kid got
bounced off a team. But it had nothing to do
with like his skill. It's like they had a friend
that had another kid. It's like there's a lot of
nonsense that goes on with We were lucky.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Man.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
It was our neighbor's brother was the coach and uh,
and so he was giving us updates, like my wife
and I and he's like, here's what he needs to
work on. Yeah, this is what like, if you do this,
this and this, I know next year he's gonna be
fine growing up. Man, it wasn't like that, I'll be honest.
The worst dad, because they were friends of mine. The
worst dad, the one that smacked his son over the
head with a guitar and would drink and get in

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bar fights. Y. Yeah. Was the baseball coach that was
there wasn't politics involved. This way to do this one
He didn't caren't even care about the team. Dude, my
dad who love to have a drink or two. Him
and mister Craychuck, his best friend coach little league in
the seventies. They'd sit in the dugout on a cooler
of beer. Yeah, and they'd sit there and just drink

(18:11):
beer while these kids played. And the kids played in jeans.
There was no politics in bombing. Nothing, No, it was
just nothing. And mister Craychuck was the yeller and he
would yell at the kids and then they would just
go back to the dugout and drink more beer. Yeah,
because we had cool yeah, cool coaches back then. And
guess what a parent did. A parent didn't yell at
this coach, because this coach right here would have put
his beer down and went and fought the parent in

(18:33):
the stands. Ah, dude, yeah, dude, I remember we had
a coach. I think I told you the story. Kid
was awesome. He was a pitcher, he could hit, and
his dad was drunk, and his dad would show up
the games and his dad would belittle him. He's on
the man like the kids on the Mountain pitcher and
the dad would just yell nasty things to the kid.
Like even as a kid, I knew. I was like, man,
this guy's an angle. So our coach, mister Moore, he

(18:57):
it's you know the fence they have, you know, the
the fencing they have it at baseball stadiums, yeah, or
like little league stadium. Yeah. Uh. He calls over the
dad and he goes, hey, yeah, Jim, come over here, man,
And so Jim walks over and through the fence. Coach
More punches him in the face, knocks him out right.
People have to drag him through the dirt back to
the bleachers, esus. The kids on the mound crying, and

(19:19):
it's like this is what That's what Little League was. Yeah, Yeah,
that's what needed to happen then, and it was you
know what, that's what needed to and it made a
real moment to be like, hey, parents, shut up, yeah,
because I know guys man that were coaches. He's like,
I just can't. I can't coach anymore. And it's not
the kids, man, it's the parents, dude. And you're ruining
it for all the kids because there's good guys out

(19:40):
there that want to be coaches that will not coach
third base coaching for my my little my oldest son's
little league team. The things that came out of the
parent Like, I'm right there on the fence, dude, and
I'm listening to what the parents are saying. I'm like,
what it like Jesus? Like, bro, it's like they were
ten years old. I go, what do you think is
gonna happen? No one of these kids are the next

(20:01):
Don Mattingly. People are animals, man, dude, the animals. Look
we we get backed knockout Joe and Scottie rock News. Hey,
here's some rock news. Corn's drummer and their X Basis
field are fueling reunion. I guess I don't know. Rumors

(20:28):
break up? Is Corn not together? Right? So you know
so so well, yes, Corn is together, but Fieldy in
twenty nineteen left the band, so he was originally he's
an O G member of Corn Leaves in twenty nineteen,
but I guess they were at some trade show and
they were taking pictures together. So Corn's drummer now and
field we were taking pictures together, And a lot of

(20:49):
people are like, could this be the olive branch to
get the you know, basses back in the band? Did
he leave the sober up? Was that him? I believe
you sober when he left? I know he I know
he did head to a stint where he had to
get sober. I think you're thinking of the head. Yeah. Yeah,
he found found God dude, which, by the way, I've

(21:12):
had him in studio, very very nice dude, very intelligent,
and his story's crazy. Dude. Crystal math. Wow, him and
his wife got hooked on crystal Math and dude, he
said it was like it was the It was the
craziest drug ever. And he finally got sober, found God,
did a whole big thing, got back with Corn. H

(21:35):
So a lot of people are like, is Fielding gonna
join Corn now? We'll see, But Corn Man, they don't stop.
You know, they just replaced them and they tore it.
They're like one of these bands. Man, every summer, Corn's
out there still doing it. And I've seen them. It's
a fun show man, you know, I think you've seen
We've seen Corn, right. Yeah. Then Rob Zombie was a
really good show. Kid Rock he it's been a tough

(21:59):
week for Kid Rock that that super Bowl halftime show
didn't go his way. A lot of people say he
was lip syncing. It was tough. He had to kind
of do the apology tour afterwards, and and he he
did the right thing. He went and did all these
interviews about his halftime show and he's like, I got

(22:21):
no beef with Bad Funny. He goes, I got a
beef with the NFL because I just think it was
a bad choice to have Bad Bunny. I don't have
anything again, you know Bad Bunny at all? Yeah, but
dead listen, man, they had. They're trying to build up
that fan base in Mexico in the South America. So
it made per Rica. Yeah. So Kid Rock is announced
and this is another thing. He just testified before Congress

(22:43):
about how bad Live Nation is and now he's teaming
up with Live Nation. I'm gonna pay him a lot
of money. So he's doing his Freedom Too fifty tour
because it's the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of America, right,
And so they're gonna do a face value ex change policy,
meaning that third parties will not be able to sell

(23:05):
tickets for more than face value. Yeah, but then you're
not a third party. The whole port of the part
is what they're trying to do. They're trying to shut
down third parties because, like, dude, it's getting to the
point where it's it's just crazy. Like let's say Taylor Swipt,
let's use tailor. You know, if I, if I'm lucky
enough to get tickets, let's say they're two hundred bucks, Okay,

(23:28):
two hundred dollars. Once it sells out, I can sell
that two hundred dollars ticket for thousands of dollars. And
I guess that's what they're talking about. Like when you
say third party, I immediately thought, like, the guy's scalp
age in the park lot. It's not the website you
could go on there. I could put up, Hey, I
got tailor Swift tickets. It's a third party site. And
at twelve hundred dollars a pop, and a lot of
times they're scammers. Like you go up and scan the

(23:50):
ticket and it's like, now there's not a real ticket.
It's like, oof, there's nothing. What are you gonna do?
Like you're out. I don't know if you've been following
this at all. I did not see this on the
Bingo card for twenty twenty six. They it looks like
they're opening up the Kurt Cobaine death again. I did
see this open and so an unofficial private team of

(24:13):
forensic scientists conducted their own investigation and said that he
was definitely murdered and did not kill himself. This has
been this has been around for years, and there's many
documentaries about it. A lot of people point the finger
at Courtney Love. So yeah, So now police have like
the police in Seattle are responding and they said, our

(24:36):
office is always open to revisiting its conclusions the new
evidence comes to light. We've seen nothing to date that
would warrant reopening of this case and our previous determination
of the death. How do you even find that out?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Though?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Man, everything's gone at this point. I mean, I guess
pictures and up it's yeah, forensic stuff a lot real
so they say, would it be something if it was OJ?
Somehow this all goes back to og J killed him,
you know, he killed him, and he kills his killing.

(25:09):
There's some great there's a Kurt and Courtney, I believe it.
The documentary's called and it really dives into Courtney Love
and how evil she was and and how you know
she may be behind it but who knows, you know,
And it's like it's it's weird. There's a lot of

(25:30):
weird stuff, like the gun he used, it was real.
It would be really hard to kill yourself with that
gunny used. We'll see there. Maybe there's something there, you know.
But the guy was you know, guy was you know,
coming off heroin and you know he was definitely a
depressed dude. You could hear that in the music. But
then friends of his were like, yeah, he was in
good spirits Like I don't like, you know, so will

(25:50):
we ever know? I don't know, but uh yeah, it
looks like the Seattle police are not going to reopen
the case. But these investigators are like, now we're pretty
sure that he was murdered. Uh there you go. So
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to a five to one win over a lot of
the UNI. It is the ZXL mon Show one point

(26:14):
seven is the XL Sound, Jersey's rock station. We are
streaming on the iHeart Radio app. Also, hey, nine o'clock,
be listening for that keyword. We had a winner. He
won one thousand dollars and you could be the next
winner if you listen at nine am. Right here, I
think right from I want to say, like you know,
I don't know, right around this area. I want to
say Pleasantville or something like that, maybe Atlantic City. They

(26:36):
won a thousand buckaroos. So it's real. We're not just
goofing on you. It's real. I told you the other
day that I was a hero, and I didn't want to.
I didn't want to take on that title. But people
were saying it to me that I was a hero
because I went to go check on someone's summer home
who may have had a pipe burst, and I mopped

(26:58):
up some water that was on the floor with some towels.
But where's the hero come in? Like I've saved Hamilton once.
Why is your hero moment? I because I got the call,
like you know, the bat signal. Yeah, right, I got
the call. It was a big monkey wrench up in
the sky and they said, can you go to our
condo and check on it? And I said, let me

(27:21):
put down what I'm doing, and yes I will. That's
why I'm a hero. Luckily they didn't have much damage.
But now, dude, I wish I never did it because
now I'm the guy. So now it's like, I get
the call again. It's my it's my wife's aunt and
uncle or are the sweetest people in the world, and
I'll do anything for him. But now I'm the guy.

(27:41):
So it's the phone call. Hey, the insurance adjuster is
coming and he needs a key. You think you can
go over there. I was like, you're in the mix, man, yeah,
And I was like, you've now taken. But the problem
is there's a property management crew who has the key
and apparently they you know, the hours are a little

(28:04):
you know, they're way whenever they want to work. And
so I'm like, okay, so now I'll not only have
to go over and meet with an insurance adjust I
have to go meet with the property management people to
get a key. So I call the property management people
and I go, hey, I need to pick up a key.
The guy goes, I don't know who you are? Your
way in, Yeah, you got show ID man. So I
was like, bro, I was like, I'm like, I'm the

(28:26):
nephew by marriage, Like dam and I'm just checking on
the condo, Like I like, what do you think I'm
gonna see? Listen, you have to have the story. It
has to be locked down on who you are. I
run into this because I have one of those cards
that gets me out of like tickets and stuff or
a cop and this a guy. I haven't talked to
it a long time, and I'm not a family member,
but it's made out of steal this this card. Remember

(28:47):
remember when somebody asked me, He's like, well, how do
you know him? I said, it's my dad's sister's son.
He's my cousin. And I had I had that down
because nice. I don't even know the guy's really let
his last name, but I have to have much have
been he might be retired by now, yea ten twelve
years ago. Yeah, he's been out of the force for
a long time. Yeah. This is like when you have
a fake ID and you need to memorize every part

(29:08):
of it. I had to memorize where I knew this
guy that gave me this metal police card, and so
so now I'm on the phone now, So now this
is this has become a my project and I already
have nine other projects going on, but now this isn't
a my project. So now I gotta I gotta deal
with an insurance adjuster for a house that's not mine.
I gotta make sure that the pipe that burst and

(29:29):
the neighbor's condo unit isn't still leaking into their house.
And you're not a plumber, and I don't have a
key or a soul or anything. Oh so I dude,
I called it. I call the guy and I'm like, yo, bro,
I here's the deal. Like, you know the pipe burst,
you know that, blah blah blah. I got to check
on my aunt and uncle's place. And he's like, well,

(29:51):
he's like, bro, I can't just give you a kick.
And I go, I understand that. He's like, they need
to call me and give me the Okay, So now
I gotta get back on the phone, call them in
Florida and be like, ah, al George, Jan gotta you
gotta call the guy. You gotta give me you know
the the okay to get a key, and then I'm like, bro,
when I get this key, can I run down to
the hardware store. I gotta make copies of it. He's like,

(30:12):
you need to just be able to and he's like
he's like yo, He's like, yeah, I don't know if
I can do that. I was like, bro, this is
like I can't be coming to you every time I
need to get into this place. But every story you
have is what a psychotic girlfriend would do to get
a key to a guy's apartment. Everything you're doing is wrong.
This property manager is just protecting this property. I'm like,

(30:33):
I'm like, I get it. I sound like you're crazy.
Promber hangover to where he's going in to get that
the drug to knock out chang or whatever. And the
guy's like, dude, you're sweating and you're asking for a script,
like all the red flags are there. So so I'm like,
so now this is just the so like now this morning,
I gotta go to a property management office. Don't you
have other things? Yeah? Going one hundred percent. I do

(30:57):
it sucks because like a favor is one time, but
this shouldn't be your entirety. The problem is. They're the
nicest people. But it's just like any other time I
would be happy to do this, It's just I have
nine thousand other things going on. So uh so, yeah,
I have to go to a property management office. I
have to convince the guy to give me the key,
then ask him if I can take it down the
street to the hardware store to make copies, all things

(31:20):
he should never ever allow. Yeah. Yeah, I'm hoping this
guy is relaxed in his security. That's it. And then
I'm like, you know, I'm like here, I'm just gonna
make a key and put it under their mat like
what happened days tie the key or now with the
door locks too, And it's like it's it's it's Ocean City,
it's a condo. What are they gonna steal a conkshell,

(31:41):
a decorative kankshell on a coffee table? You got the
big med, they got the big wooden sail boat. Yeah,
like a picture of a lifeguard stand. That is that
what they're gonna steal. But again, they're doing their job
because they all know you. Yeah, yeah, they're doing They're
doing their job like a guy that I would say
it's a pipe leak. Yeah, oh yeah, Oh dude, if

(32:03):
anything was actually wrong, Yeah, I wouldn't know what to do.
That guy's in a hoodie and he's got basketball shorts
on and it's five degrees outside. What am I gonna
do here? I don't know. He pulled up in a
keya with a bunch of furniture in it. Look we
get back. I got some headlines. What two point sevens,

(32:23):
the XL Center, the XL Boards show. We are streaming
on the iHeartRadio app. Also where you can use the
talkback feature. I bring that up because we're gonna do
some talkbacks right now. Yeah. So you go to the
iHeartRadio app, you search w z XPL. You'll see a
red microphone button. Hit that you can send us a
message same as a phone call. And it's like leaving
an old school voicemail. Yeah, and you got thirty seconds

(32:44):
to do it, all right? Oh? Is that it? There
is a time limit, yeah, because people will just get
cut up. Your wife is notorious for that because she
has about eight minutes she wants to get in because
she's going, yeah, I got twelve years, Yeah, I get
sucking up him from your right. Yeah, So go hit
the red microphone button. Send us a talkback. I'll start here. Yeah,
so Scotty's talking about how he's kind of fascinated with

(33:06):
these stories about people eating iguanas all of a sudden,
and how that's in the news and it's something new.
It's not really new, I mean, have been eaten JoJo's.
The story was that iguanas were falling out of you. That. Yeah,
it's pretty wild and cold snap in Florida, and iguanas
are evasive in Florida, so they don't like them. So dude,
people are like thousands and thousands and thousands of pounds

(33:28):
of iguanas were being barbecued, like people were using them
and they're making like aguana tacos and stuff. Yeah, poor thing. Yes,
he just fell out of a tree. He's just sleepy. Yeah. Yeah,
they weren't dead yet. Hey.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Ashton here from Wayne, New Jersey. I think we should
pay tribute today to Brad Arnold and Three Doors Down,
one of the best rock stares of the two thousands
in all time greats for his genre. The songs moved
to a lot of people in his message should be
heard across the airwaves today so we don't forget about him.
Had a kind soul and was one of the nicest people.

(34:02):
Please play Three Doors Down today Press The piece spread was.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
That his brother doing as eulogy. Yeah, man, I really
love Three Ears Down. It's sad dude. Yeah. I did
a lot with Three Doors Down when they were first
coming up because I was I was first getting in
the radio and we were promoting their shows like I
did shows where they played at bars like that. I
go back with them and Brad, especially the lead singer,
just passed away from cancer. Couldn't have been a nicer guy. Yeah, well,

(34:30):
there's a tribute. Always appreciated the fans, you know, it
took time. Then we build up the casinos and then
they were doing like five six thousand seats and yeah,
dude always always just a real good dude. Sad man,
sad him and him and Dawson and Dawson's Creek are
hanging up in heaven right now. Hi, this is the
Joe and Scott Show. We're live on the air. That's right,

(34:54):
This is Joe at seven twenty four am. We always
do a live show, unlike the kid Rock singing, Oh Joe,
You're so funny. Yes, I am Scott live always. Okay,
that was brought up because we got called out. We
did a show on Sunday before the super Bowl, not

(35:14):
coming on Monday, because now we have we wanted to
do at our homes, to do it from our home skills,
either we were gonna take Monday off and not do anything,
or Sunday afternoon me and you could do a show
from our house. And got a goof on the fact
we were doing a show from our house because we're
gonna take off for the super Bowl. It was fun.
Your wife jumped on for a little bit. You know,
I heard your clock in the back. We had some

(35:35):
people get get a little upset. We got some feedback
that people were upset that we were not live. So
we're live right now. That guy, that guy likes to
do a show, goofing on us. Yeah, I had a
lot of energy where you were really blah in that one.
When he went to the Joe voice really picked up.
You know, Yeah I didn't. Yeah, I was a little sleepy.

(35:57):
Hey get a man, We'll play him. The talkback feature
on the iHeart You app. It's real, super yeah, super easy.
You go to the iHeartRadio apps arch WZXL, hit the
red microphone button. That's how you sent us a tone book.
Look we get back man, knock out some track?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Oh love trash anything thirty ny orty anything, racket rocking
or roughing and love crash.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Here's some trash for you. Michelle Obama. Some people call
her mic They're saying that, oh, she's giving relationship advice
now because she's on the interview Sir's putting out book
or something. I don't know, she's being interviewed a lot. Yeah,
she won't be quiet, man is everywhere. As someone asked her,
I don't know what on a podcast or something, relationship advice?

(37:07):
What is good for when you're starting a relationship. She said, quote,
wait to move in together. I love that. Yeah, she said,
wait to learn about people's foibles before you go and
handcuff yourself to living with someone. Well, see, I'm in
for eventually you're gonna have to live with him. Never
never marry anybody unless you live with him, because that's
why you find out what they really are. So yeah,

(37:30):
so Michelle Obama is giving a relationship advice. So that's
Mike Obama, the guy who's dating Kim Kardashian. I guess
he was asked, you know, TMZ or one of those places.
Paparazzi asked him if he's dating Kim Kardashian and he
was mum. He was quiet on the subject, So they're

(37:52):
not confirming that they're dating. James Vanderby, the dude from
Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues. He died the other day.
He's forty eight years old man, way too young, of cancer.
He was working on a book and never got to
finish the book before he died. I'm trying to think
of what my wife would know him from Dawson's Creek.
Is it d answer. It's like we're eating dinner last

(38:13):
night and he pops up on the news and she's like,
oh no, And I'm like, really, oh no. There's been
so many old pet She had a ton of oh
no moments in like the years I've known her, but
I've never heard her say oh no to anybody dying.
But this guy perfect age for Dawson's Creek. Yeah, she
was a teenager when that show was out, like one
hundred percent. She was a hardcore Dawson's Creek fan. All

(38:34):
those girls that age were Maybe she likes Varsity Blues.
I don't think so. Don't think she's a Faxity Blues fan.
But yeah, Dawson's Creek was a big That was a
big one, dude. I remember it was so sad. It
was one of the saddest moments in my life. I
got kicked out of college. And when I was in college,

(38:55):
my parents sold the house I grew up in and
I got kicked out of college, and now I got
to go come home with my tail between my legs.
My parents now have moved and the house is empty.
There's no furniture. It's like that episode of Fresh Prince
of bel Air when Will's just standing in the family
room and there's nothing left. Yeah. Right, So it's me

(39:16):
and I ordered a pizza and I'm sitting on the
floor with this little TV and I'm watching the series
finale of Dawson's Creek while by myself sitting Indian style
on my family room floor eating pizza. Yeah. Your step brothers,
well you said, man, listen, we're moving out, so you
have and all this stuff to get out of here.

(39:37):
And what, dude, I can tell you the pizza it was.
It was a white pizza with sliced tomatoes. Damn good pizza.
But really, depressing, and I'm watching this series finale, the
last episode ever of Dawson's Creek. There's the whole Pizza
by yourself one hundred percent. I did. Biju Phillips. We
talked about her yesterday and I do have to apologize.

(39:58):
I screwed up yesterday. Biju Phillips. She is the daughter
of John Phillips from Mama's and Pappas. Her sisters are
Mackenzie Phillips and then the girls from Wilson Phillips. I
said it was the fat girl from Wilson Phillips. I'm wrong.
That's Brian Wilson's daughter, Carnie Wilson. Her sisters were the
two hot ones. Yeah, the one with the blond hair

(40:20):
who pulled off this short blonde hair. Yeah, so I
was wrong. I apologize. Some people reached out yesterday. I
thought it was Cornie Wilson. That's Brian Wilson's daughter. But
Biju Phillips. She is an actress and she comes from
a very famous family. She's married, was married to the
guy who's now in jail for rape, Danny Masterson from

(40:40):
that seventies show. She needs a kidney and went public
over the weekend, and so far thousands of people have
reached out to her and said, we'll give you a kidney.
Not a big enough celebrity for me to give a
kidney too. It's been in some good movies. I gona
be like, ah, man, yeah, I gave a kidney like
Sylvester Stallone. Sounds cool, man, I could wear that badge.

(41:03):
Let's see here, we're going to wrap this up. Toby
maguire is getting that's the o G Spider Man. Uh,
he's getting some slack or some flat I should say,
not slack. He's dating he's like, I don't know, fifty. Yeah,
he's an old man. He's like forty eight, forty nine fifty.
You realized that when he ran out of that little
circle in the last Marvel movie where he looked like

(41:25):
an old dude. He was like an old guy playing
Spider Man like Ralph Maccio does. Now he's dating a
twenty year old influencer, a tiktack influencer. Got no problem
with a good man, do it. That's where I'm gonna list.
His circle is his best friend's Leonardo DiCaprio. So he's
running in that circle. Bro, he's going to date a
twenty year old I do the same thing if I
was white. Yeah, there you go. Some good morning z XL.

(41:49):
Hey you guys have won, No man, not yet. You
are the winner. But why do to know what your
life is like? But on this show you are the
winner this morning win winter chicken dinner more diaphil? Dude?
Don't who gives an eighty two year old woman diet pill?
Actually know the giveaway actually comes with diet pills? It says,
weird dude, So you have it's actually David Spade tickets

(42:12):
at Ocean and fifty bucks to Ocean. So are you
cool with that? Yeah? Absolutely so two tickets see David
Spade March seventh and fifty bucks to Ocean. Uh, so
you can get tickets now to see David Spade at Ocean.
What is your name? Carl Dryer? All right, Carl? What
do you do on a union painter? I'm working at

(42:32):
Stockton University. Hey, I know I got a painted deck.
I gotta like stain a deck. What's the temperature it
needs to be for me to do that? Probably over
fifty and make sure you don't use a solid stain,
use a semi transparent. Are you standing it. Are you
painting it? I'm like, it's like a stain paint like
I'm going from. It has that orange too, I'm going

(42:52):
to gray. Yeah, gotcha. So you say over fifty, yes, okay,
you know for fifty I wouldn't if it depends on
if it's oil base or if it's late deck. Dude,
I've used oil based. Oil base is the worst. Dude.
You can't get that off of anything. You got that right,
that's why it's so good. Yeah, man, dude, I got
that on my hands a couple of times and it

(43:14):
was it was fun. It was on my hands for
like a month. Sounds perfect for a deck. You gotta
walk on it, yeah, diddy, I gotta. I gotta do
some deck repairs. But I'm just waiting for it there
to warm up a bit. All right. You have a
big deck. Uh yeah yeah, yeah, that's what she says.
I'm glad you did it. I didn't want to do it,
but I'm glad you did it. All right, Look, Carl,

(43:36):
you stay on hold. We're gonna get all your info,
but you're going to see David Spadon. You got fifty
bucks to ocean, all right? All right, brother, it is

(43:58):
the z XL Morning Show. A hundred POINTEP is the
XL South Jersey's rock station. My name is Joe. They
call me Jojo. That's Scotty over there. But I wish
we called it the Jojo and Monroe Show because I
like the name Monroe middle name, got it? If I would,
Why didn't we Jojo and Monroe? Man, we'd be killing
it right now. Jojo and Monroe Show. That sounds like
a black morning show. Awesome, the Jojo and Monroe Show. Yeah, yeah,

(44:22):
you are? You are really ethnic? Jojo and Monroe on
Power nine, Like, that's that's one hundred percent of blackboarding show.
Just the name I think ruined it. It wipened up
the show too much. It's a weird. It's a weird
name because the Monroe everyone, well, at least if you're
our age. The only Monroe that you know was the

(44:43):
gay guy from uh uh too close, too close for
a company you lived in the attic Jim J. Bullock.
Yeah right, Like that's the only Monroe you knew. But
it's my mom's maiden last name. Great name, man, so
they gave it to me as my middle name. Uh So, yeah,
I know, I don't go by my Oh, I gotta say, man,

(45:04):
I I gotta respect this. And you got to know,
you know, when you're when your kids are in earshot,
they're like sponges. Man. They really do pay attention to
what's going on. And I always took notice of that
when I was in the car and what music I
was listening to. And my I'm lucky my kids always
kind of gravitated to the music I liked because they

(45:25):
would be in the car all the time with me
and they would be listening to this music. So yesterday,
a little guy gets home from school. He's like, yeah,
I'm going upstairs. I was like, oh, your homework done,
got everything. He's like yeah, He's like, I'm gonna play
some video games. I was like, cool. So I hear
music popping from his room. Uh, it's hold on me.

(45:46):
I pulled it up. I actually I actually went and
did you know the song? Or did you have to
like shazamit? Uh? It was Bobby Darren. Bobby Darren, Oh,
be on the Sea. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, what
is he listening to? Like I'm listening. I'm ready for
bad Bunny to be bouncing out of that room. You know,
and so I'm like, okay, all right, so he's listening

(46:08):
to Bobby. Now, now I on Sunday mornings, when I'm
in the kitchen kind of either cleaning up or getting
stuff together organized, making breakfast, I'll play like Bobby Darren. Yeah,
I'll play that kind of stuff right, like Sinatra type stuff, right,
real low key stuff. So then I'm like, ah, right,
so he's playing Bobby Darren. Maybe that's a one off. Yeah,

(46:30):
follows Bobby Darren with Frankie Valley. Wow, okay, he's thirteen. Yeah.
I was like, okay, all right, So then I kind
of stopped paying attention. And then he is, uh, he's
going to take a shower now in our house, the
way it works, my wife has a whole wing to herself,

(46:50):
so she pretty much gets her own bathroom, right, she
gets her own bathroom, and then we got the boy's
bathroom downstairs, right, me and him, and he's got the
little speaker, and he goes to a shower. It's right
off the family room, so I can kind of hear everything.
He's got the speaker, but just blaring, dude. He rolls
into Billy Joel Okay, Fleetwood, Macy and foreigner Wow with

(47:16):
a little Dean Martin on top. Where did that come from?
I'm like, it's like a buffet, it's it's it's because
kids listen to what you listen to, and those are
things that I listened to, and so he just picks
up on it. And dude, he's he's in the shower
and I can hear him sing at the singing on
the top of his lungs to these songs. It kind
of makes me proud, man, because you know, like, look

(47:38):
if he's you know, the trash music that's out now, like,
I'd hate to hear him listening to that. Yeah, my
my thirteen year old kind of found eminem, which I
was like, Okay, you're kind of touching eminem and not
the not the weird stuff. He doesn't too cool eminem
like some of that tribe called quest I heard from
his room the other day, like Mario and all that. Yeah,

(47:59):
my little guy'll do Biggie, Yeah, he'll do some Biggie'll
do some Tupac. It's nice and I got we get
them into that because I have like a like I
have a not real hardcore hip hop and stuff. I
was like, listen, man, I introduced you to some of
this cool stuff. Sure, he's got like it. And that's
the best part about Like, I don't know, I got
like a playlist on what is it? What do I use?
The stupid whatever? The iHeart radio app, Heart radio app,

(48:21):
iHeart radio app is what you use? Well, dude. Even
my my daughter, man, she was having a it was
like parents day or something at her school, and she
was at her friend's house and they were having like
they were throwing a party for the parents and stuff
where the parents were letting their kids underage drink and
drink with their underage kids. And I said her, I go, dude,
this playlist is awesome. Whoever's playing this right? And she goes,

(48:45):
dumb nuts, this is my playlist. She goes, this is
all music that you made me listen to. Wow, And yeah,
she likes it. And I was like, and that's the thing.
And that's why you got to know, man. And and
on a flip side, like a negative side, you got
to know that too, especially if you're divorced parents. Because
I've watched this happen where like the parent, like the

(49:06):
one like the kids are in the car and the
parent is yelling and screaming about the significant other they
are now separated from. Yeah, they'll hear that too, dude,
they hear Believe me, they hear that, dude and wild
like you don't you don't want to do that to them?
Like that really screws them up. Like I get it,
you're frustrated. Believe me, I wanted to strangle my ex
wife thousands of times. I did not, and I never

(49:28):
talked bad in front of the kids about her. Yeah,
And and you got to make a conscious effort because
kids listen to that, man, and they'll take that all
in and unfortunately later in later years, they're gonna regurgitate
that to you. Yeah, I was shocked at like what
my kid brought up. It was something happened or I
might have said like two or three years ago, like
I'm gonna kill your mother. It was something like that

(49:50):
that I now I'm kidding, but yeah, it was something
I was like, you remember that, you know, you'd never
think about it because you're not. If you're not talking dad,
why do you keep calling mommy Nicole Simpson. But I
remember being in a car. See, motown was a thing
for me. My dad was playing in a motown so
That's where I got all my motown stuff from. And
I remember the first time I heard rappers Delight by

(50:11):
the Sugar Hill Gang. I was in the car, and
I remember my mom was trying to protect me, not
from my dad's beatings, but also from when there was
a part where they would say, damn you jump out.
I said, damn. She would turn that part down. I'm like,
but I'm hearing about him talking about a super sperm.

(50:31):
She didn't turn that part down in the song. Yeah, yeah,
I remember. I remember where I was, and I was
in a Chevelle and it was like a it might
have been an eight track or something. I remember where
I was when I heard that. I remember that and
as a kid, you thought it was kind of dorky,
but then like it got in your brain. I remember
sitting with my dad. He loved Jimmy Buffett. He would

(50:52):
put Jimmy Buffet on, Loove dom m Clean, he put
dommic Clean on, and so it was all these things
like I would have never at, you know, a kid
at ten years old in nineteen ninety, I was gonna
be listening to Jimmy Buffett. Yeah, but because my dad
was listening to it, I was dude, the same thing
with my dad. Build Me Up a Buttercup. That was
one of his favorite songs. Dude, Tears of a Clown,

(51:12):
the Foundations and Smokey Robinson You do. And he would
tell and then he would tell me the back sore.
He's like, yeah, dude, this is all the music we
had in Vietnam. Yeah. Wow, He's like yeah, He's like,
he's like, this is what we would be listening to
in Vietnam. I'd be like, damn, Okay. My dad said,
Mike and the Mechanics the Living Years reminded us of
our relationship, right, I was like, it did. From what
I know is that relationship was not very good. You

(51:35):
mean when I wanted to push you off the roof
when you were hanging Christmas lights in sixth grade? Is
that what the song's about. No, it has nothing to
do with that, Okay, my god. Yeah, yeah, he had
a different boy. Yeah, he really is funny, something different
the relationship. Yeah, it's funny. When I hear my son
singing Fleetwood Mac at the top of his lungs in
the shower, Wow, I'm like, all right, I did something right.

(51:58):
What an awful song to sing? Uh, look we get back.
What do I think called? You think you have a bed?
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad. They say it takes a village, right,
that's the thing that they say that people saying. Well

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in Melbourne Beach, Florida, it's been proven to be true
when multiple agencies came together in an effort to free
a baby manity that had become trapped in a storm drain.
It believed that the sea cow was looking for a
warm place after that cold snap in Florida. After hearing
the noise that was making cruise, opened up a manhole
cover and found it. To make that happen, permission had

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to be granted to tear up the road and they
tried to get it out. Fortunately, the massive operation was
a success and the animal was taken the Sea World
for rehab. Is that a dolphin? It's a dolphin, right, Yeah?
What does it look like? It's a big cow. They
just they chill in like lagoons and stuff. They're just
a big like blob. Okay, I wonder if that's why

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I was in. When I was in San Diego, we
went to I don't know, like big Marina whatever, and
I got I thought they were seals. Maybe they were manates.
They would just jump on the back of people's boats
and just hang out like No, that's okay because they're
also like sunbathing on the docks where manatees. They call
them sea cows because they're the size of like cows
and they just kind of float in the water. They
was like, it's probably most likely the seal. I'm sure

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it's probably aggressive, but all I wanted to do was
give it a big hug. Do very aggressive. All I
wanted to do was this thing they'll f you up.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I wanted to throw him a fish and I want
him to bounce a ball on his nose. Everything I
saw like cartoons. I'm like, I want to give that
big seal a hug, Like, yeah, I wouldn't touch it, man,
I mean that's a big deal. When I was a kid,
we went to San Francisco on vacation, and uh, there's
a big thing in the hut like right across Malcatraz
where like all these seals just hang out like like
walruses and seals and stuff that they were they're just

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hanging out. Uh. The Super Bowl is by far the
largest single day betting of the year, and a lot
of wagering goes to some silly bets. For example, this
past week, again, over twenty four million dollars was laid
out by those betting on whether Mark Wahlberg would personally
attend the Super Bowl to see his new England Patriots
beat up on the Seahawks, which didn't happen. Good one.

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That dollar figure was more than the money wagered on
thirty one other celebrities and other politicians combined. Reports say
that Mark Wahlberg was not at the game. I didn't
see any celebrity. I mean again, I still use a
ton of celebrities. I used the old school bookie and
so I don't really use like the cool apps that
have all that fun stuff. But you could bet on everything.

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My buddy, he either got the over or under on
the national anthems. I was like, damn man, good for you. Well,
I told you all those like Seattle grunge guys, like
they all had a VIP booth together. It was like
Dave Grohl, the guys from Alison Chains, John bon Jovi
was there for some reason, Like all those guys were

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just hanging out. Duff from Guns n' roses was there
all just hanging out partying. A farmer in China came
up with what he thought was a clever idea skip
the trucks and use drones to fly his pigs to
a slaughterhouse. On its first flight, though the drone got
tangled in high voltage powers he's and killed the pig.

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Twelve is his drone. Twelve workers had to work for
ten hours to fix the damage, which cost about fourteen
hundred bucks. So yeah, so a fried pig right over. Yeah,
these drones, dude, they're crazy and like I've seen it happen.
We're like, you know, especially you do real estate. Real

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estate agents are using them on top. Oh yeah, for
those pictures are fantastic. Yeah, we did want brigantine. You
could like lift up and see the house and how
close it was to the water. The problem is, dude, Now,
like it's weird, like people are having like parties and
all of a sudden, like they'll just be a drone
hanging over you and it's like a neighbor. Yeah that
was the summertime. The thing. I think they're still out there.
My wife would be out there or a but jamas

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looking up at the eye like up in the sky,
like for these drones were those are the drones that
you did that the aliens? But I'm talking about no,
like like everybody had that creepy neighbor who probably had
like a telescope and was looking in people's windows. But now, like,
I don't know, man, you and your wife, you're in

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the pool or something. Dude, that neighbor, creepy kid can
just fly a drone over and film you in your
own pool, your hot cub. That kind of it's weird.
Remember us as kids, Man, you're walking by the hot
girl in the neighborhood, hoping to catch her getting dressed.
Have drones? Back then, we're as day. I remember this.
My parents had this little tiny shorehouse and next to

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us was another little tiny shorehouse, and they rented it
out for the summer. And so one week it was
an Italian family and I don't know, dude, I'm twelve
or thirteen years old, and I'm looking out the window
and I got a clear shot. They have an outdoor shower,
but it's not walled off. It's just one of those
showers on the side of the house. Yeah, well they're European,

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so this teenage girl. I'm twelve. This girl's probably I
don't know, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen years old. She just gets
fully naked because she's European, and it's like that's the thing.
And she's now just showering on the side of that. Dude,
can we only read the Europeans? Mom, you talk about
turning into a man real quick? She's oh, dude. I

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was like, this is the best thing ever. Scotty, come
on down. I'll give me a couple of minutes. Mom, Mom,
hold on, Mom, there you go. Those people they have
a bad you not so much. Well. Huncher point sevens
THEXL South Jersey's rock station's exl one show. So my
wife lays it on me. She actually likes when I
get her flowers. Yeah, I said, really, because we've got

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yelled that last night about that. What you're not prepared
for Valentine's Day? Well, my white I told you the
other day. The thing is you have to add ask
your wife now to be your Valentine. But she's got
eight gallantines all lined up. I was like, aren't they
forgot like girls that don't have men? Yeah, but they're
just girls' nights out. So then so me and my
wife start going at it last night, and I'm like,

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you know, like, I get you flowers. She goes, you
buy flowers and then expect me just to see them?
What I go? Yeah? So I go, what because you
leave them out like mysterious because I put them in
a vase and I put them on the table. And
she goes, so you just you don't give them to me,
you'd wait for me to see them. I go, are
they flowers for the house? Is that what she's I mean, Okay, sure,

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I think it's a beautiful thing you did.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
And I'm like, at least once a week you're getting flowers,
but I have to find them? Okay? Is it a
game of hide and seek? Okay? Because I brought it up,
like the cool things you do for your wife, and
I listen, I do you know I do things for
my wife. But you go over and above, like you
for saying, you know what, thank you after the fight
my wife and I had last night. I appreciate that.
Thank you. You kiss her in the morning before you

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go every morning there's food made and yet and like
randomly you'll just do flowers, having no flowers, while to me,
I think they are a waste, Like I would get
my wife a plant, she could plan them, like, Okay,
it's not gonna die act me. But she's like yeah,
it's like I like flowers. Like I'm telling you go
to acme. They got like like a bouquet for like
six ninety nine. That's what I'm That's where I like

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to lift them home. Yeah, throw them in a vase. Yeah,
but apparently it's not a slam dug. I thought it was,
but apparently you have to make sure that sees them
because like tomorrow night, we gotta have two buddies coming out, like, oh,
we're all couples. We hang out, there's two other couples
and the guys are getting together. We're doing the dinner.
The girls don't know we're gonna surprise them with that,
but I guess I gotta throw flowers into the mix.
And this is just a reminderful of the guys out

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there and make sure you do something. I mean, it
is Valentine's Day, everybody like this. My wife's throwing a
Galantine's Day thing, a Gallantine, not Valance, a Gallantine's Day
party tonight. Dude, Okay, this is pretty romantic. Me and
the kids are high tailing it to a house with
no furniture in it so we can leep on the
floor so she can have a girl's night. Yeah, you

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should come. You want to come to my house and
then sleep over? You can. This is like, well, I
got it. We have we have plans with another couple
tonight for dinner, and then we got our thing tomorrow night.
I'm like, gee, and then Sunday I'm trying to do
something because the kids aren't really involved for like Valentine's Day.
I'm like, well, maybe we'll do something on Sunday with
the kids. We kids do Like kids aren't involved in that, bro,

(01:00:25):
how about this? So this this dinner thing we do,
like the kids are involved. And that's the worst part
of it. I thought it would just be couples. So
like they're bringing there. They have two little girls, right,
but they're girls that like they just they're rude, Like
they'll flip you a finger one, what's the dance on
the table they'll gonna do, They'll burn like they belch
and I'm like, what is this. It's not even like

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they're like my kids would just hide in the bedroom
and not even be a part of this, which is
where they like to live. It's fine, but now we
got these little rug rats in the mix. I'm like, Jesus,
this is a Valentine's Day at all. Uh yeah, so yeah,
I don't yeah, I mean I don't know. Once again,
we're in the midst of the moving, so it's like,
that's where my head is. And my wife gets mad
at me. She's like, your focus isn't on me. I go,

(01:01:06):
it's not. It's unpacking and moving out of a house. Well,
I'll be honest, if we weren't doing this thing where
we're making dinner tomorrow, I would have went out tonight
or Sunday or during the week people are doing it.
I'm not going out for Valentine's Day. I said, we're
not going I said, we're not going out on Valentine's
Day night. That's like going out on New Year's Eve.
It's the fixed menu where they just keep slopping out

(01:01:27):
chicken palm because they have a thousand of them already.
Pre dude, don't even do it, man, dude. My my
wife got crushed yesterday. So she had planned to go
to Miami for her birthday right because her brother lives
there and her parents are down there right now. I
heard the rainstorms are nothing to mess with down there,
so yeah, yeah, sure, so it's Will Smith when you

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get there. When you get there, Will Smith just sings
a song. So she she has this whole plan in
her head that she's going to go to Miami, me
the week before a birthday. Well, yesterday she finds out
that little guy's baseball tryouts are that week. Oh no,
so I go, well, then you're not going to Miami.
And I told you, dude, okay, I think this is

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a romantic. You know what I said. I go, you
go go to Miami, have fun with your parents, have
fun with your brother. I'll stay here man the house.
I'll get on the baseball tryout. It's very romantic. Yes,
I think so that's what I said. I said, I
wasn't going to go the entire week anyway. I was
only going to meet her for a weekend. And I go,
let me and the little guy hang out. We'll do
we'll have a boy's week and I'll get them the

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baseball tryouts. That's very you should pull. I'll put that
Valentine's da Now it's not enough, dude, not enough brought
you there. Yeah, yeah, but I appreciate I thank you
that you say I do a lot lot. Yeah, tell
my wife. I was like, ma'am, but you know, you
just randomly will get her flowers like no guy does that? Yeah? No, uh?
And did her to be made every night? Like it's
a it's a struggle with us. She's like, what would

(01:02:56):
you pull out for Nnerl's like, well, what did you
pull out for this? You were another thing last night.
I was up at three o'clock in the morning. Fella,
don't forget that. Like I turned the crock pod on
on a high for like fifteen minutes and she goes
to get something like it was like, I don't know
something she she made and she's like, oh, it's now
mushy because you left it on how geez, Yeah, it's

(01:03:17):
been on high for fifteen minutes. Yeah, Okay, enough stew.
It's a stew now. This is enough enough. Everybody. Thank
you for talking. I threw it against the wall. Thanks
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I'm smiling, dropping out, man, I know.

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To work the ring. Shoot the guy, Yeah, warming up
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