FRIDAY 3-27-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of god mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above the rest on this show.

(00:39):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? If you look in
my car right now, I look homeless? Is it? You
look like a hoarder? And I've seen a horrible the
stuff piled up in the back. It's because we just
finished a move right and moved from a big house
to a We had a ridiculous big house, which was stupid.
We didn't need that much room. The kids moved out,

(01:03):
they're in college, blah blah blah, so we moved to
a smaller house. So like, dude, I got I mean,
I stuff everywhere in my car. It's just a disaster.
And I'm sitting on a car detail. My kids got me.
But yet you're not ready yet. But well that's a thing.
Like I'm like, I still have a couple of things
I got to get out of my car before getting
the car detailed done. But the other problem, too, is

(01:26):
I don't you got to get the car to the
place to get it detailed, and then where do you go. Yeah,
there's no you sit there or somebody dropped off, and
that's like an all day thing, like the ones that
come to your house. This one I got to drop off. Yeah,
so it's like and then I got this stupid wiener
dog my wife got. It's like that's my life. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:51):
I got to make sure I clean everything out, like
a cars that at booster seat used to come out before. Yeah,
the car seats are the worst. And I feel like
those detailed guys they'll do anything they can do to
to vacuum around what you have in there, Like, no,
I want everything empty. Yeah, everything's gonna be out of
that car. I want every piece of a queen beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
When it's done though, man magic, Yeah, everybody Friday, we'll
jump into that. We're gonna find the ZXL workforce employee.
The day you can win something cool today from the Ocean. Yeah,
overnight's stay at Ocean and tickets to go see Aaron
Lewis of Stained. We'll hook you get with that. Coming up.
One hunch point sevens EXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
one showed the Morning everybody do it live. I can

(02:31):
go all write it and we'll do it live. And
things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news. Foult
us On a Friday, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F.
Kennedy Junior is challenging two major coffee chains, Duncan and Starbucks,
as part of the Make America Healthy Again initiative. Kennedy

(02:53):
recently called on the two companies to prove their high
sugar drinks are safe for teenagers, and suggested that the
Trumpet Minister could place limits on your morning cup of coffee.
Kids love that stuff. Man, my kids. I'm talking like teens,
and I don't know. I think that dude. I go
to parents with like ten and eleven year olds. You're like, ah,
let's go get Starbucks. I'm like, oh, okay. I watch
these people go like I'm I drink black coffee, no sugar,

(03:16):
no milk, no no, just black coffee. Right. And I
watch these people. I stand in line and they're getting
ice cream Sunday. Yeah they're not coffee. It's it's not
they got whipped cream. There's a cherry on top. I go,
you're drinking in ice cream Sunday. That's me. Florida's chief
law enforcement officer announced Wednesday he will warn NFL Commissioner

(03:37):
Roger Goodall that the NFL's long standing Rooney Rule, mandating
interviews for minority and ethically diverse candidates, is illegal in Florida.
The rule, name for the late Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney,
who chaired the NFL's diversity committee, went to effect in
two thousand and three after Tony Dungee and Dennis Green
were fired for what looked like no reason. It's a

(03:59):
shame sometimes don't take it seriously. Like they'll just bring
like a minority candidate in and they're looking for the
best coach, and there's been a black coach. Good Man
put him on a team. He's a great coach. I
don't know any owner in the NFL. You're hiring the
best guy. It has nothing to do with skin gain.
Attorney General James Ulfmeyer his three teams, the Jacksonville Jaguars,

(04:22):
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Dolphins, I guess are all complaining
about that ruining rule. Helping hands are stepping in to
replace nests at the Jersey Shore that were wrecked by
high winds and ice during this past winter for osprey's.
So if you if you've ever been out on a
boat or you're on a booze cruise or whatever, you'll

(04:43):
see their like platforms they build out in the marsh.
So this ice now is recognists. Yeah, ice is going
after ospreys. These guys doing come on man's illegals. Staff
and volunteers with the can Serve Wildlife Foundation of New
Jersey are scanning areas along coastal rivers and baths for
any osprey platforms that were damaged or are gone. Hey, Bob,

(05:04):
f this nest. Yeah, let's get it, just get it.
Just whacking it with their guns, their handcuffing their wings.
That's news. What about sports? Sixers Hornets tomorrow, Phil's Rangers
that's gonna be tomorrow, and Flyers red Wings that's gonna
be tomorrow. There you go, that's news. That's going. So
the clouds and rain today, hot to fifty eight clouds tonight.
I'm been at thirty two tomorrow for your Saturday Sunday

(05:26):
ho at the forty four fifty eight outside right now
one hundred point seven. It's the XL Sounder Rocks Day.
Seventy EXL sousers, these rock stations XL one sh I'll
chalk this up with the whole trans thing that's going on.
You gotta give me some time here to figure everything out.
Like we're not sure man. If I sometimes i'll say, hey,
thank you, han or whatever. Maybe you want to be
identified as a guy. I don't know this, and don't

(05:47):
get angry at us. I'll put this up here with addicts.
So I'm having a party over the weekend, and I
forgot there's a handful of my friends that are going
through like serious series drug addiction. Yeah. Now I'm also
the guy too where I had a buddy had a
little birthday party. He said, hey man, you know, by
the way he cleaned up his life, he was out
of control. He was sober for a long long time.

(06:08):
So I'm just party. I'm like, hey man, you know,
we talked things out, we had some beef before. I'm like,
hey man, let's you know, let's do a shot. He's like,
I just told you I'm sober. But I'm like, I
didn't know if that meant you were sober, Like you're
not drinking all the time, or you don't drink at
all this guy, he's sober, so I gotta remember. I
have a few friends that I invited to the party,

(06:28):
and a few guys say, hey, listen, man, I'm not
able to make it. I'm like, well, why, what's up whatever.
He's like, I just can't be around it because I
feel like I'm going to fall back into that mode.
And I ran into it with a buddy with at
the Wu Tang show. He went and got me a drink.
I said, well, where's your drink? He's like, why can't
because you know, I'm an ex asday. It's weird because
you have family members who have been through this. Oh

(06:51):
yeah yeah, like yeah, like you know the guys who
are sober. Some guys can handle, like my brother hasn't
drank in years, okay, but he doesn't bother and be
around it, right, Like he threw my he threw a
bachelor party for me. He was like, you know, like whatever.
He was at the strip clubs with us and stuff
like that, so it doesn't bother him. But then some

(07:13):
guys man are real sensitive to it, and they're like, yeah,
like I just stay It's just easier for me to
stay away. Yeah. This guy did is like I'm not
drinking anymore. He's like, I bought you a drink because
you got me the wood Tank ticket. I'm like, okay,
I get that, because I do. You're right. I have
friends that can't be around, and I have friends that
might show up to the party early, but the second
people start coming in, they're like, I can't be around.
And I respect that. He's he's out the door. He

(07:34):
comes for like twenty minutes, says I, and that's it.
And I had a guy too as an attict. He
actually bought me a He went into a liquor store
and brought like a bottle of booze or whatever for
the party. I was like, ok I appreciate that, but
I have another friends too that went through it, and
you're right like I and I always think about it
because he's pretty close to me. We grew up together,
we came out of the same vagina, and he went

(07:56):
through something that he went through, some real serious stuff
and just stop cold turkey. But I keep an eye
on him too, because he is one of those guys
that could come out and have a few drinks but
not fall back into it. Yeah, and I gotta remember,
I got hands. I get a handful of addicts that
can handle that, and I got a handful of adicts
that can't handle that. But I want them all to
come to the party and have a good time this.

(08:17):
How about we don't push drinks on people. If they
want to drink, they can drink. Yeah. It's one of
those things where I just send the invite and if
you decline, you decline. That's it. But yeah, me pushing
on it, you know, pushing to through the shots with
the buddy who's been sober for a little while. You know,
that was probably that was a bad move on my part.
Usually it's not sober for a little while. They want
to be sober forever. Yeah, And I gotta remember, like,
hey man, why can't you make the party? And I
gotta remember that's right, this guy probably can't be around it.

(08:39):
And you know, because again I got friends that can
be around it, and you get a little tuned up
and everything else. But other guys, they say, you know,
if I get if I have a drink or two
of me, I start to feel a little loose now,
and then I feel like I can jump back on
drugs and just have a great night and then not
do drugs. Anymore. It's no, it's not how it works
at all. You gotta keep an eye on these friends.
It was, and I forget. He was a listener of

(09:02):
the show, and he would come on all the booze cruises.
He would take his shirt off, and he was like
the nicest guy, just a big guy, big beard, white,
long hair, and I forget his name. And it's sad
that I forget his name. But he had a great joke,
and I would you, this was the guy down and

(09:22):
like he was like a clamm guy. He was like
he was a chef. Yeah. Yeah. And so I would
be like, hey Daddy, Big Daddy, Big Daddy, I say,
And Big Daddy would come on all the booze cruises,
but he wouldn't drink. And I'm like, hey, man, you
want me to get you drink? And he goes no.
He goes I break out if I drink And I go, oh,
you're allergic. He goes no. I break out in handcuffs.

(09:44):
Great line, great line, great line. Rest in peace, Big Daddy, Yeah,
big Daddy, rest in peace.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah. Man, we've lost a lot of listeners. We're bad
people to hang out. Remember the one guy would eat
his uh heat his trailer with the oven door. Remember
well it was a condo and he is he got
turned off, so he would he would open up his
oven to heat his conduct And he's also the same
guy that climbed up a telephone pole to reconnect his cable.

(10:10):
I remember that too. Yeah, and he would. But the
best way he would call us while doing these things. Yeah,
I think his sister called us and told us everything
going to happen. Remember girlfriend? Yeah wow, yeah, yeah, he
passed away too bad. Where we're just bad people. Look
we get back, we'll do some rock news news. Here's

(10:31):
some rock news for you. After nearly three decades, Sublime
is ready to return with a new full length album,
a new album. But I go see Sublime. It's the
son of the guy who died, the original lead singer. Okay,
so he's now with the band. So it's gonna arrive
June twelfth. So if you're a big fan of Sublime,

(10:52):
get ready new album June twelve. The kid sounds just
like his dad cool. So that's that is cool man. Like,
you know dad checked out on you. I think he
was like a baby, like like a year old when
Dad ended up. You know, he had a bit of
a drug problem and ended up od and while Sublime
was on tour and they were just about to explode too.

(11:15):
They they were about to become huge, and then he
ended up checking out on the band. He just found
like a cool band to be a part of Sublime,
Like they're just they're just cool. In college too, was
not cool, but Sublime is cool. Sublime college that would
like Sublime was huge when I was in late nineties. Yeah,
like that was that was the band. And then like

(11:36):
kids would get Sublime tattoos on Oh the Sun and
I'm like, all right, bro, like do we have to
go that far? The Beach Boys, another cool band, are
pulling out all the stops for the sixtieth anniversary of
one of their best albums of all time, Pet Sounds.
They have special releases that include limited edition I guess vinyl.

(11:57):
It's gonna be out May fifteenth, so they have all
kinds of stuff. Yeah, I mean they got vinyl, they
got se who's still buy CDs. They're gonna have eight tracks,
eight track, I remember the old eight track man, Yeah,
you real real to reel. So it's it's a sixty

(12:18):
year old album, so you know it's a great album.
That's where God only knows came from. Uh, it's probably
Brian Wilson at his best. Let's see here, Valerie Burton, Ellie.
I guess she's putting out a book. And she said that.

(12:39):
You know, she was married to Eddie van Halen for
years and they have a kid together, Wolfgang van Halen,
who has his own band. Now and she said near
the end, now, if you remember, Eddie van Halen when
he died, was married, but she and she was his
ex wife, and she kept coming out like like like
really heavily being like I like, he was the love

(13:03):
of my life and black and uh she said the
last couple of years she could have been nicer to head. Uh,
she said, you know they they and he was. He
was tough man, he was, he was a tough guy.
He's a big boozer. And she said, our life was crazy,
she said, but once he got cancer, Uh, it kind
of was like a second win for us. But once

(13:25):
again she's saying all this, he has a widow, Yeah,
like the real wife. Yeah, she I mean you you
divorced Eddie van Halen. She's his widow. And she goes
on and on and writes these books, and I think
she has a cooking show on the Food Network. And
it's like, I don't know, you're waxing poetic so much
about your ex husband, but it doesn't that concern Like,

(13:48):
I mean, I don't know, I would feel like you're
kind of infringing on the widow. Like if you sat
here and talked about your old radio show host over
and over Alex he was. It's like Scottie All that
was a show that was a shot a T shirt
still I shot. He loved it, he loved wrestling, wrestling.

(14:08):
You don't like producer Mark? Yeah, I wish I had
Mark back. Yeah, yeah, you drag me down. Look, there
you go, some rocketws for you. Finding great candidates to
hire can be like well, trying to find a needle
in a haystack, but not one. Lunch point seven z XL,
South Jersey's rock station. In the z XL Am Show,

(14:28):
I told you that I got to go to a
wedding that I don't want to go to already today.
I gotta go tonight, right, two and a half hour drive,
like I don't I'm not going to know anybody. It's
going to cost me money. I got to get a
hotel room. So now, on top of all of this,
my oldest daughter now she's in the wedding. That's kind

(14:50):
of why we're going. We're in support for her. She's
in the way. She calls me up and goes, hey, uh,
do you know there's an after party to the wedding.
I was like. I was like, I don't want to
go to the wedding. I definitely don't want to go
to the after party. To the way you love after parties,
and uh, it's the party after the party, and so
I go, yeah, I go, I'm probably just gonna go

(15:12):
back to the room. I said, if you and your
mom want to hang out, that's fine. And she's like, well,
you know, she's got a little guy who's five now
now maybe six. I should know that. She's like, can
you watch him? Yeah, no problem, now you're out. That's
good man, dude. I throw an iPad on him and
he goes to bed right Like that's super easy. Well

(15:33):
then she's like, oh, I have another favor to ask you.
I was like, okay, well, I'm pretty sure I've been
doing a big favor. I'm going to this wedding. I
don't want to go to I gotta drive two and
a half hours. It's gonna cost me money. He can't
squeeze water from a rock here. So she goes, well,
there's another guy who has a two year old. Can
you watch the two year old too while we go
to the after party. So I'm like, it's a two

(15:55):
year old. I don't want to watch a two year old.
There's real responsibility place five after six year old I'm
fine with, right, but a two year old that's a
that's like a that's they're they're a baby. Yeah, I
don't like doing it. It's too much responsibility. Plus, like,
I don't know, man, you get into that weird area
where you gotta do you have to change a two
year old? I forgot I had a bathroom and everything else. Yeah, yeah,

(16:17):
I'm on the fence. I'm like, I'm like, I'll get
back to you. Get back on this bad boy. And
who's this awesome dad who's like, I don't know, man,
can we just leave them in a room with somebody
else who was probably drinking at the wedding anyway? Who now,
why is this my problem?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
See a kid, like a kid about the same age
as the other kid. You could send them aug And
that's what I thought, Like, hey, like you said, the
kids like seven or eight, that's fine, turn the TV on,
put Spongeboble on. The kid's fine, right, but a two
year old, Like I gotta really watch a two year old? Yeah,
Like I forget. It was some type of responsibility was
pulled on me to do all that. It just felt awkward. Man,

(16:53):
it felt weird. Yeah, you know a waite when it
went out to lunch or something like that, like people
like a kid or something like that. It's too much. Man,
I like it. I don't like it. I don't like
it at all that Kip balls and gets hurt. I
don't want to do it. I don't do it. I
don't want to go And now I'm stuck watching a
two year old. Come on out. You should probably have COVID. Look.
We back will knock out some headlines one hundred point

(17:28):
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We're gonna we'll get through him pretty quick. A couple

(17:50):
of knocks on some people who we know, some inside jokes,
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Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yes, I heard that request come in from heavy Handed Dennis,
and I was wondering if he could solve a problem
for a lot of us going back in the days
of the booze cruise. Can we finally get an answer?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I got a bet going on.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Can we finally get an answer on which one of
his parents had down syndrome?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, that's all. That's it. That was a mean jab
to our favorite bar attender, heavy Handed Dennis, which without
heavy Handed Dennis, I wouldn't be married. Yeah, he was
responsible for getting your wife draw tuned up enough where
she actually accepted your offer. Yeah, I'll bring this up too.
I think he got a nose job. Oh yeah, he

(18:48):
got he got some. He had an issue, a pretty
serious issue with his sinuses. But I think in the
in the meantime, it's like when girls have that deviate
accept them and they're like, hey, it was a DVAD
sent them and they got to know job. So I
think Dennis has a new nose. Like I had a
like a girlfriend growing up, and it was it.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Man.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
She was like good looking girl, but she had like
this weird like this this weird nose. And she said, yeah,
she went in there and she's she had a deviated
set them so she had to guess some type of surgery.
But while you're in there, you kind of scraped down
the bone or whatever, and they shaped it into being
a pretty good nose. So yeah, she used the Uh
you might get the notes. My ex sister in law

(19:25):
had some major surgery and I remember she's a bigger
gal and uh and she's like while you're while you're
down there, can you give me a tummy talk?

Speaker 5 (19:34):
I sure, Hi, everybody, this is Ryan Seacrest my Heart
Radio Supreme leader, disclaiming, not really Ryan Seacrest, And I'm
authorizing this radio station to release all tickets to the listeners.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
What are you talking about? Why we do tickets every
day if we have them? This guy is just a
prize pick, like we get personal text on the side
and and it's not Ryan Seacrest, It's not it's not
the Supreme Leader, Ryan Seacrest, the Ayah Toola of iHeart Radio,
Bryan Seacrest, If you guys had to kill one another,
how would you guys kill each other? We talk about

(20:13):
with this with our wives. Is I guess the wood
chipper right to kill her wife? Well, you would kill her,
You would kill you wouldn't put her in the wood
Chipper alive. You would have to kill her then put
her in the wood ship. But if you and I
had to kill each other, I swear I could kill
some money and get away. There's so many woods out
in each other. He means pain wise, because I being
stabbed is awful. So if you if if I knew

(20:35):
you had to kill me, like I got bit by
a zombie and I have thirty seconds to live, okay,
I I I want to say pills. Probably that would
because you just go to sleep, right right, Okay, okay,
so one of us we have a terminal illness where
we had we're gonna die. We don't want to drain
our bank. You got working in it. I guess it's yeah,
I guess it is pills. Man, Just put me to sleep. Yeah,

(20:58):
like that, that's the way to get I don't know.
The garage thing with the muffler, just kind of going
to sleep, but like I don't know, Man, a gunshot
because there's the chance you survived the good. Stabbing's got
to be the worst about growing up. You used to say,
a guillotine. I think that's what it is until he
cuts your head off. Yeah, it's it really is a

(21:18):
split second of pain and you're not gonna live with that.
But then I heard you can look up and see
your I hear your head still alive for like a
second or two. Like with my luck, like your head
would you would still be talking to me. I'd be
holding your head like Lord of the Rings. I'm like,
look what that? Well, hopefully we're never in a situation
where we have to kill each other, all right, but
uh yeah, magic like that? Please everybody jump on the

(21:39):
talkback feature. On the iHeart Radios are idiots? Yet when
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We get back with the is sponsored by Atlantic City
Electric Roads for visibility throughout the Southeastern Jersey Highways. A
little bit more volume than right roughing Frash. There's some

(22:08):
trash for you, Sheila booth Man. He's getting in trouble.
Apparently he was yelling at people at a tennis club
outside of New Orleans. Why get him out of New Orleans? Yeah, dude,
he doesn't need to be in New Orleans. He doesn't.
Apparently he's back to drinking. He was sober for a
while and doesn't want to stop drinking, and so he's

(22:30):
just him and his dad. His dad is the one
that kind of caused all his problems. Is him doing
it at a tennis club while he's drinking. Yeah, I dude.
So him and his dad are like shacked up in
a place in New Orleans. And New Orleans is a
place that only gets in trouble, Like you only get
in trouble, like the nothing good ever comes out of

(22:50):
New Orleans. Uh, do you remember Shifty shell shock from
a crazy crazy town. Yes, so finally this is kind
of sad. His estate has been settled. He died a
couple of years ago. I think it was last year.

(23:11):
What do you sell for one hundred and eighty grand?
It can't be in the millions. You can't have crazy
town money. I don't even know what crazy town I
think I have crazy town money. Be my butterfly sugar.
Maybe no following, I mean not even close to a follower,
not a follow up. Do you know who he was dating?
Punky Brewster? Okay, that's a good get. She's a good

(23:34):
looking girl. Sole Lee Moon From. His entire estate is
only worth ninety thousand dollars. That's it. That's red. Yeah,
it's going to his grandmother. That's sad. Dude. He did
all those like getting sober type of reality shows with
Doctor Drew all that stuff. Yeah, he got sober. He

(23:57):
just had no money. Yeah. What was that song that
was big last year? Pink Pony Club Dun dun du
Chappelle Roan is the girl who sings it. And I
guess now she's catching a lot of heat because she
was at a concert. Uh, And I guess a kid

(24:18):
walked up and asked for her picture or an autograph,
and her security guard like pushed the kid away. Yeah,
she's a weirdo. She's I think she went to the
Grammys or whatever, just like a piece of tape across
her nipples. Like that's you know, that's kind of gad.
That's what you do at the Pink Pony Club, you know,
which is about I think a stripper. And she's talking
to her mom about about about her life. It loves

(24:41):
the Pink Pony Club. She's the come dancing for dollars mom. Uh,
you you can help me out here. I think he
plays for the Rams. Pooka Nakua. Yeah, this guy's pretty
good man. Yeah, well, uh we'll see, uh, Because now
a woman's coming out saying that he sexually assaulted her.
He's a better receiver than he is a human. But

(25:02):
then there's video of him passed out at a club
and she's chwirking on his face. So but there are
pictures of her, she's got a bite mark on her,
and so he hasn't. Marv Alberts did the same thing,
and we let him still do broadcast. Did he doesn't?
Marv Avelch still broadcast, Remember remember how big of a
story that was because he was a creepy old guy

(25:23):
with a bad wig. And then you're like, oh my god,
he's a sexual deviant, Like he likes to bite women
on their backs and that could be a sexual thing too,
like a bite mark. I mean, where'd he bite her
in her arm like a dog? Think her nack? Well,
that's hot? What's wrong with that? The star of Buffy
the Vampire Slayer who died last week, Nicholas Brendan I

(25:45):
played Xander on the show. It looks like he died
of natural causes. At he's young, dude, I think he
was like fifty. He died in natural causes. He was
found by his friend at his home in Indiana. Had
a lot of problem with drugs and alcoholic I hope
they at least wife is uh his screen history, his browsers.
If it was a good friend, you do that, that's

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what you do? Yeah, like y'all, yo, you can't you
can't see these things? There you go, some trash stout
Jersey last car. Hey, good morning z XL. Hey, good morning,
a good man. How you doing. We'll make it a
ZXL workforce employee of the Day. What tickets? Are you

(26:27):
calling in to win beer? Beer Fest tickets? You know
what I can do? I can probably do beer? Can
you do beer?

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I was gonna give him an overnight stay at Ocean
to see Aaron Lewis. That's we could do that. Okay, Okay,
that wants to make a deal. Okay, So listen, in
your hand, you have beer Fest tickets? Now that do
you want to see what's behind door number Well, I
already told you what's behind door number one. It's an
overnight stay at Ocean. Yeah, that's sure, Lewis. So what

(26:56):
do you want to do here? You got one in
your hand? Do you want to trade that in? So
the overnight stay at Ocean is for when for April seventeenth,
and you get tickets to go see Aaron Lewis of Stained.
So now you're doing what I'm doing. I'm gonna go
see the date. That's a Friday night. That's actually a
pretty good deal to stay in the Ocean on a
Friday sea. I'm gonna have to go.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I'm gonna have to go.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Is that door number one? That's DO number one? Number one,
number one, No, that's DO number one. Now door number
two is Atlantic City beer and music best taken. Yeah,
I think I about half to go with door number
one Overnight. Number three was a goat, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
where you can pick the goat. We have a door.
Number four is a Harry Styles pillow that's sitting on

(27:43):
our couch in our studio. We can really do that
if you want, are you I'm gonna get it. I'm
gonna get all you're in for all right, I sound old?
Did you say that you sound old?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
He said, stay on, hold, stay on, I'll be honest.
I have one more questionyeah, yeah, yeaheah, have a question
for you. Who's the girl who's on before you? Sure? Stacey? Stacey.
She's not from around here, right she's in the I'm
looking right at her. She's in the kitchen right now
and off a hot pocket. I see her. She's feeding

(28:16):
herself a hot pocket.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
You know?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Does she know where Jojo lives? What has to play?
You know where? You know? Breaking Time? She says, you
live in brigging time? She said, bringing time? Oh my god,
killed every day on the radio when I hear it. Well,
she went to she went to high school and ABSEC
and so they are not the best way yeah. Absolutely,

(28:43):
she's She's like, yeah, she went gambling an act over
the weekend. Somebody correct her? Okay, breaking time? What's state? State?
Come on, she just filled her coffee, sire. I'd be
better than that. All right, you stay on hold, We'll
get all your info, all right. One hundred point seven ZXL,

(29:03):
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Who was that's us?
We are the morning show. We're also streaming on the
iHeart Radio at me catch us anywhere anytime. So I
think my wife gets a wiener dog, right, So I
got this wiener dog my. You know, some call it
a dashhound. I like that, and I don't like wiener dog.
I hate the term wiener dog, hot dog dog. I

(29:24):
don't like it. I don't I don't hot dog dog.
And already it's causing issue because we have to go
away for an overnight for a wedding, and my wife
made no plans for someone to watch the dog. Does
she feel like she can take it everywhere? Because you
I'm stuck with it every day every day. Dude. I'm like,

(29:44):
I poke my head in stores and I'm like, is
it okay? I have this dog now? He's super little.
So it's like super easy and you go almost hide him,
like I could put him in a bag and just
carry him around. But it's like that, like do you understand,
Like it screws up my entire day because I can't
go any works. I got this stupid wiener dog. Still
has to go outside, has to eat, has to do
all those things, but I can't go. Like during the day,

(30:07):
I get stuff done, like I run errands, and I
can't run these errands if i'm you know, if I
have the stupid wiener dog. It's like the aggravation of
having a child like that. I know it's not a lot,
but I used to dread taking my kid out of
the car, so I used to leave him in the car.
We're running at wild Walls now because I just got
I wouldn't even leave the car running. I made to

(30:28):
sure the windows were up and it was one hundred
degree day. It's that little inconvenience. Now again, it's not
it's not life changing. I mean, you could easily put
them in a bag or put him in the car.
I get it, but it just seems like annoying. But
he is so small where like I know you have
to stay in a hotel room. Look, we were hide
that in a hotel room or is it gonna yeah no,
because he'll he'll he'll bark when we're not there. See.

(30:48):
And so like we took him on vacation. That was fine.
It was all outdoor bars and stuff. And dude, he's
a rock star. You take him to a bar, like
you take him a restaurant, he's a rock dude. Dude,
people come up. I'm not kidding. I took him to
this bar. He must have got and I had him
on the barstool and he was just like chilling on
the barstool. This this dog had like thirty selfies. He's

(31:11):
on just people's Facebook pages now. And uh but yeah,
so my wife, we plan this overnight for this wedding.
I don't want to go to and she said, she
said to me the other day, she goes, did you
figure out who's going to watch a dog? I go,
why is this now my problem?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
You don't have any living I don't want to go to. Yeah,
I said, I said, I'll stay home and watch the dog.
You go to the wedding. Yeah you're out, sure, Yeah,
Like I know people have put their dogs in kennels
and everything else I do small for that, I can't
do that either. And I'm like, yeah, you know, we
have a we had a babysitter dog bitter, but she
still comes back, so she's pretty good. But yeah, man,

(31:49):
it is because we run into situations too where one
girl kind of flaked out like a day or two before,
and now you're scrambling around. It doesn't it's not that
big of a deal, but you need somebody. My mom
she's she's crap. You know, she can't do anything, she
can't help anything. This is everything I told my wife too.
I said, this is everything that I told you about
the old responsibility to get to get a dog. Look,

(32:09):
it's all coming back to bite us in the air
as you side with you. But in this case, your
wife is right. You know no, No, I just saw
with your wife. In this case you're right. I'm right. Yeah,
she's in the wrong. Yeah, thank you so much for
about that. Look we get back. What do a thing called?
Do you think you have? You think you've got it bad.

(32:32):
I don't think we have it bad. Some habits are
hard to break. A man once known has Seattle's I
five Flasher has been arrested again this time. In Oregon,
Charles and cacdonald Porter was pulled over by Oregon State
Police on March eighteenth. A woman reported seeing him masturbating
while driving. So I guess that's illegal. So yeah, thanks

(32:54):
Bin Laden. He also has been nailed in ninety nine
and two thousand for doing the same thing. Yeah, I uh,
I haven't. I've never done that, but I've had that
experience with the next girlfriend. Sure, I guess that I
would that be illegal too, good question, man, It depends
if it's a cool cop. But I remember when it happened,

(33:16):
the you know the it happened. I remember that the
light was changing red. Well, like Mickey said, women weeken legs,
So my leg is kind of numb. I'm trying to
lift my leg up to hit the brake because it's
a certain time where everything kind of goes like tingling
and everything else. I'm trying to stop the jeep. Let's
see here. A man in Washington State has been arrested

(33:43):
for the ninety eighth time. A sheriff says the man
allegedly led deputies on high speed chase and stole thousands
of dollars worth of merchandise from multiple stores. The sheriff
adds that the unnamed man has four convictions on his
record to go along with the twenty seven misting wars.
You got a record there, it seems like he's probably
a bad dude. And then you finish it off on
a high speed chase. I don't know how does people

(34:05):
get out of jail so many times? Like you hear
about these guys that are murdering girls on college campuses,
and he'd been in jail for real crimes for like
five times, but then a second time. Don't you hold
onto this cat? But then we'll have people who literally
will be like pot dealers in nineteen eighty four and
be in jail for fifty years. Yeah, this is what
happened to you. And I like, I'll put something in

(34:26):
my bag by mistake, and I'll be down on the
ground with a billy club to the back of the neck.
Pennsylvania is pushing back. A town called Holidaysburg is pushing
back against the plan to convert the Riserhouse in can
Canal Basin Park. They want to turn it into a
slinky museum. The building currently holds exhibits tied to the

(34:47):
Pennsylvania Railroad, but now the city wants to make it
a historical site for slinkies. The dumbest thing ever. I
think a guide did. I think mistake like he did,
if I mistake, like spring fell out of something. Blinkys
were the worst because you would get it right and
it okay cool for the like it would go down
the stairs that first time, You're like, oh my god,

(35:09):
look it's going down the stairs, and then it would
get curled up in itself and it was done trash.
You could never undo it. Once it curled up on itself.
The slinky was done. Slinky was a dumb toy. I'll
put it up there with not the Rubik's Cube. It

(35:30):
was something to that. Oh you know what the stupid
you ever have? The thing? It looks like it's a
it's on a stick and it's a cone and there's
a ball on a string and you have to catch
the ball into the cone. I know exactly what you're
talking about. Like, boy, man, it must have sucked to
be a kid back in like the eighteen hundred. What
about the little plastic ones with the water and you
had there was no skill to it. You just kept

(35:51):
pushing the button hoping the rings went on. The little stick.
Remember that one, Remember the one that was it was
a guy's face, but there was like you could make
a beard, yes, like yeah with your finger right like yeah.
It sucked to be a kid one hundred ears. I
don't use the R word very oftime, but we were
ridiculous back then. It must have looked stupid standing in
the corner doing his stupid Okay, I'll put another one.

(36:13):
Jack's Jacks o Jaz. I never understood, you know, I
could to this day. I can't tell you how to
play jazz and hopscotch too. Would you throw a rock?
You gonna put the rock up with one leg? I could?
I could. I can explain hopscotch more than I could
explain jazz. We all love the zoo growing up, didn't we?
Everybody went to the zoo. There you go, those people.

(36:36):
I saw this all live. It's pretty funny, like I
don't know, I'll go down these little rabbit holes whatever.
I don't know what I was on for this one,
but it's when people are acting like animals, Like you
hear the stories about kids and identify as animals cats
and yeah, yeah, I don't even know if we're still
doing that anymore. But I tell my kids, like they
like people dress up as furries, right, we go to
conventions and stuff like a weird sex thing. But I

(36:57):
know the kids were talking about like there was a storm.
I don't know if they're true or not. I tell
my kid if there's a kid in class that thinks
they're a cat or they're a guard, that was made
up that Yeah, like schools were putting kitty litter boxes
out in the hall. I heard. I heard that was
a lie too, And someone brought it up over the
weekend so much. In his video, a few of them

(37:18):
come up. One is like there's a dog show, but
instead of a dog, it's the person identifies as the
dog and the guy's got her on the leash and
she's like rolling over and everything else. That is definitely
a like a porn side it might be yeah, yeah.
And it was also like a gymnasium with like a mat.
I'm like, so it looked like a it looked like
a setup of a dog show. But this one made
me laugh because I love it. I swear these are

(37:40):
people just grabbing attention, like you go, I can't believe
you're just a dog. You want people to see and
I guess what, honey, I saw you online. He was
pretty funny. So this woman, she's outside of a store
and she's barking. She's barking at a store and the
uh and the door to get into the store. So
she's born and again you know what she looks like.
Blue hair knows ray attention. Yeah, anything that says a

(38:05):
man will never touch me, maybe a dog will. When
you dye your hair green, blue and yellow, yeah, it
means you want attention to this woman. She's barking at
the door, and I guess a guy had a dog
was walking by. Now the dog somehow comes over and
starts biting the woman, thinking that she's a dog. Dog.
Now the dog thinks she's attacking another dog, which it
is attacking an animal. But you're not upright, you're not

(38:28):
acting like a human being. Some can the dog just
bite this other woman? And you just shake your head,
you like, no, does she now? Does she act like
a dog when the dog's biting her?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Or do she starts screaming like a normal person. She
screams that the dog has like her arm and her shirt.
And now she's now she's back up on two legs
and now she's screaming like a human real quick. She
becomes normal. She came right out of character. No longer
she an animal, She's now a human who doesn't want
to be attacked by the dog. I'm just I shaked,
like if I was if my grandparents were alive, even

(38:58):
my father at this point. Yeah no, no, people in
the future that the country you fought so hard to
defend for freedom, they're gonna act like dogs. This is
what people are gonna act like. They might have just
let somebody else just take over this country and run it.
My grandfather was born in nineteen oh one. If I
could grab him and say yeah, in twenty twenty six, now,

(39:20):
he would be one hundred and twenty five years old, sir,
you would be amazed that people can now say they're
a cat, and they're a cat, and people will accept
them as a cat. He's gonna look at me and go, yeah, what,
uh huh, what are you talking about. I'm not storing
at any beaches. I'm not saying yeah. No, this guy

(39:40):
was an iron worker. Do you do I mean, did
you do the things he had to go, the chemicals
he had to breathe in, and then he's like, so
you're telling me a person can say they're a dog
and they're a dog. Yes, sir, yes, sir. Just put
your weapon down there, sir, just put your weapon down, dude.
My other grandfather had to wait in Ireland for his
sister was ill and so she couldn't make it to

(40:02):
Ellis Island. They'd wait for her to die to get
here to America. Now, if I grabbed my other grandfather
and said, hey, as you're waiting for Maggie to die
when you get to America in twenty twenty six, if
you want to be a horse, you can be a horse.
What what what he would say? In an Irish accident,

(40:23):
he could what Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Everybody, thank
you for your calls this week. Always welcomed on the show.
We're glad when you're all part of this stick around
with kick off a rock block for you right now.
It is one hundred point seven z EXL, South Jersey's
rock station z x L Morning Show. When you smiling,
when you smiling.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Smiles and one eleven for eleven met the sun comes
shining through when.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
You're crying, you bring on the ride sid Well to
be happy. Then where the smiling. Let's smile. Keep on smiling. Smile.
I'm smile dropping out. I know you guys are all
My love for you guys on my way to work.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
R shoot they yeah, warming up Chip and I'm like,
I'm about here.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shut in the best. Yeah,
keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yet oh god, is it my radio or are you
only broadcasting?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
And mana you get them the hell out of here
with you rowing out? This is the radio DJ like,
if you're on it, I listen to this. Man getting
up in the morning doesn't suck anymore. Any show was
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