MONDAY 1-12-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake up. Wake up, Yeah, wake up, Darnsley, wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest on

(00:38):
this show.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Isn't good? Man? What's that? That a good morning? All right? Question? Okay?
I was making some coffee in our kitchenette area here
in our studio. Oh, I didn't really do what I
said I did in your coffee cup, by the way,
I appreciate that. Man, that was a joke. Yeah, because
I make my coffee, but I let it sit there
for a little bit to cool off. And I know

(01:03):
you're the only one here. We're in a downtown, beautiful
West Atlantic city. Now, is it good when you turn
the spickett of the sink on and the water shoots
at you from the actual handle itself? I don't think
it's supposed to work that way? Okay, make any sense?

(01:24):
All right? Like a sprinkler and so what's okay, So
what's the protocol there? Let's say that there's a massive
leak here. Yeah, you and I just run out of
the building right, like our hair's on fire. Well I
didn't do it, Like who do we? I guess we
call George. He has to come like the guy for
the super of the building. He's Schneider. He comes out
here with his keys. Yeah, which I'm I'm hiding from

(01:46):
him because I threw some cinder blocks and the dumbs there.
Ah that guy. Yeah, I don't want to Yeah, so
I'll hide for like a couple of weeks from him. Yeah.
I went to go, uh uh put water in the
currick thing and I turned the spick. It on came
and it came at it and it comes out like
it's supposed to. But it's also shooting like a sprinkler

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out of where the piping comes into the spicking. Now see,
our guy here has a lot to deal with. I
don't know. I don't know changing out that is that
his job? I guess it would be his job. Like
who's going to change that out? Like if it's my house?
The super of the building, Yeah, you're gonna do that
to make sure. Yeah, I think that's in the rent,
I think, But yeah, I'm just not going to use

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the water. See I see I had a tenant in
her old our old townhouse, and she wanted a new
Falls and I'm like, all right, to pick out what
you want to come put it. She's like, now I
got it. I was like, okay, perfect because she was like,
I don't know, I'm kind of a like a manly
kind of woman. And then she's like, I need a
two twenty line run for my dryer. I was like, okay,
I know electricians that can come dude that She's like, no,

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I got it, and she did. But in the back
of my mind, I'm like, I don't know that something
so far. Listen, I sald it to her. She's made
some two system equity in it out. But yeah, I
guess it hasn't burned down yet. But that's probably something
I should have gotten a professional to do. Probably electricity.
Probably want some paperwork on that. Yeah, yeah, how it

(03:11):
burns down? Yeah, I have to deal with all that. Yeah, yeah,
you figured that whole thing out, but yeah, I would
do with that Falls. It's gonna be funny where sports
on the salespeople, so yeah. So yeah, well it's you know,
and there's just a rotting banana, like I hate our kitchen. Yeah, Like, dude,
people come in and they just leave food and every
it's just disgusting. Like at my house and this is

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our house, like people still like you people, but yeah, anyway,
like family and my family, like there'll be cucumbers you
go to cut up and they've been in there for
too long. I can't imagine here what people that don't
care disgusting dude. There are sometimes where on like a Monday,
they'll I guess they'll have business meetings or something on
like a Thursday or Friday, and we'll get here on

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a Monday and the food is just rotting salad wraps. Dude,
it just smells and it's like, oh, it's this discussing
now some and for some reason, our ice in the
freezer it smells, yeah, because it coaches some well, probably
not good. I saw the sales shoes filled up ice
cube trays in that water by us in the parking lot. Hi,

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everybody brand new work week, don't know if we're fine.
In the ZXL workforce, they were still not okay, nothing
that we're good. Maybe February y'all. Oh, I mean, let's
I'll double check. Let's go, let's sit here, let's let's
take a ride. Somebody must have done something over the weekend.
I'm gonna say, okay, you want to put money on it.
I know you were betting over the weekend, Yes, I was.

(04:37):
Thanks Rams. This God this why he catches that ball
off a thousand times out of one thousand and one
and he doesn't catch it when I need to catch it. Yeah,
we got nothing nothing. You had one a dollar if
we bet. Yeah. Wow wow, we are we nailing it
in for twenty twenty. So one hundred point seven is
EXL stop Jersey's rock stations EXL morn do it live.

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I can go all write it and will do it
live and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some
news thou'll use on a Monday, a depressing Monday at
Eagles game. Oh. Governor Phil Murphy yesterday signed an executive order.
He's doing a lot of these because he's about he's

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about to head out going to ruin the state more.
He will allow people with past criminal convictions to serve
on juris in New Jersey because that's what we want.
That's okay. The order permits people with past convictions of
indictable offenses to now serve on a jury. Take my spot,
stop stop calling me for jury duty. If you're thinking

(05:43):
about traveling to Russia, don't do it. The US State
Department issued a highest Travel Advisory for Russia, warning Americans
not to travel there. Do you know why, Jojo? Hasn't
that been in place in the eighties. So apparently it's
cause drone attacks between Russia and the Ukraine, techrism, unrest,

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and wrongful detention. I get that you're sitting at a cafe.
You took a cruise over with your wife to Russia.
I don't know you can get there by boat. Who
wants to go to Russia. You're having coffee and here
comes a drone just wiping out everybody. Isn't it just cold?
And they only drank vodka. Everything I know about it
comes from Rocky for Yeah one hundred Uh. I dude,

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I don't understand this, and I would be embarrassed if
I ran the city Philadelphia. Their sheriff send a blunt
warning to Immigration and Customs enforcement, vowing to prosecute any
federal officers who commit crimes in their city. The quote
coming from this is a Philadelphia sheriff. If any of

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them want to come to this city and commit a crime,
you will not be able to hide. Nobody will whisk
you off. You don't want this smoke, because we will
bring it to you. Yeah, this is a woman, right, woman,
and police officers will enforce Larry Krasner, who is the
district Attorney, to detain ICE agents who provoke illegal actions

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or endanger the public. They're not They're not doing anything illegal.
This is what you're supposed to do. These cities are
getting what they deserve. That this woman who got shot again.
You don't want anybody to die. Ice was there trying
to got it. He was trying to get a guy
that was like a like a sex offender, like a
child rapist or something. These are bad people that they're

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trying to get. No one's just been walking down having
a catch with their kid or anything, going to park
and someone just comes and grabs them and puts them
in a car. It doesn't happen. They intercept the ball
and they spike in. I don't know was the picture right?
Is she missing a tooth? Who the police chief there?
The sheriff? Yeah, I mean not see the picture, but

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I hope, I hope she was missing it. It was
a picture. I think what was her name? I'm gonna
google her real quick. I think she's miss Rochelle blal Okay,
I'll look into this story. That's news. What about sports
tough day? Yesterday Eagles season over lost to the forty
nine Ers twenty three to nineteen Steelers Texans. Tonight, Sixers

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lost to the Raptors one sixteen one fifteen. They do
it again tonight with the Raptors Flyers lightning. That's also
going to be tonight. There you go, that's news that sports.
Uh sunny today high up to forty two, clear tonight,
overnight low thirty tomorrow for Chargers. Chargers loss right lost
last night? Yeah, it was uh sleep at halftime New
England minus four and a half. I had them last night,

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so I woke up a winner this morning. I'm smart
for your Tuesday sun and clouds and a high up
to forty eight. Let's see, that's a temperature outside right
now by Let's yes, that's thirty one when I drove in.
It's thirty one outside right now. One hunch point seven
is the XL Suentury Rock station ZXL Morning Shows. One
hunch point seven is THEXL South Jersey's rock stations EXL

(08:58):
Morning shows. So this is kind of bumming me out
at being fifty one years old a young fifty one,
you're almost fifty two and fifty two. That's close to
the sixty that it is fifty one. And I realized
this after my wife went out on Saturday. So they
did like this girl's night, which, by the way, I
have there's two nineteen twenties steam parties coming up in

(09:19):
the next two weeks for me. Nineteen twenties like oh
you like, like, what are they callers? The flappers? The flappers? Yeah,
like the flap dancing. It's like everyone's it's uh, it's
the what'd you call when you're not did drinking? It's prohibition. Yeah,
it's like a borderwalk empire. So my wife they have
like a girl's night at a friend's house. Like forty

(09:41):
girls show up. They look they look dawsome, They're all
dressed up in like this nineteen twenties steam. I'm like, okay, whatever,
you guys do your thing. They had a bartender. Girls
they do their thing. Yeah yea. So she has this
huge work party coming up next Saturday. We have to
drive up I think New York or whatever. And it's
a nineteen twenty steam. Now I have a what's the
twenties theme? I don't know. I don't get it. It's
their holiday kind of work party. They do it in January.

(10:03):
I have a beautiful great I guess maybe up upstate
New York. Maybe Great Cats beat that type of thing. Well,
now she wants to watch the movie, and I was like,
I don't know, I'm just gonna want to watch Great Cats.
Well I wanted to go like nineteen twenties kind of.
I think I'm gonna do like the Gangsters theme, like
the pinstripe with the hat. Like, I don't know, I
have a beautiful red holiday jacket. I can't even wear
the red jacket. Now I have to do a twenties thing.

(10:25):
I gotta go to old, brand new clothes for the
stupid party. Yeah, I don't know what you could do
as a guy. As a woman, it's easy you to
wear the flapper dress. It really is just suits with
a vest. Man. I mean that's yeah, that's really what
it is. Because even like what you're talking about, like
the Dick Tracy stuff, that's like forties, so it's not
twenty you know. Me, I always walk around in a

(10:45):
three piece suit you know if you do, you love
your vests. Yeah, my way goes out to this party
on Saturday, and again I know what happens. She gets
all banged up. She's there for like six hours. They
have a blast, He comes home, wakes up the next morning,
she has a headache, and she's standing in front of
the mirror. She's like, I can't do this anymore. I'm
too old for this. He's like, I know, And then
I realized, I now I'm the same way. I know.

(11:08):
I can't go out and drink. I can't get banged up.
I don't want to know in the next day. I
don't like the feeling. I'm not gonna throw up. I'm
not doing shots anymore. But I used to like to
do those things, and it bummed me out that I
no longer like to do the things that I used to, Like,
you're done, man, it's it's it's a it's a young
man's game. Things that used to matter, like going out
and do it. I couldn't imagine. I couldn't turn it down.

(11:28):
Throwing up from drinking. I couldn't imagine it. Now what
that must feel like. Because she wakes up she has
a pounding headache. I'm like, yes, now I used to
like to go out and do what you did last night,
but now I know that next morning my body can't
handle him. Man, fifty one years, I can't hand You're
right me violently throwing up. My whole body would hurt.
It's like Rocky when he's got to build some hurting bombs.
I feel like I got by a truck because because

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Rocky his his knees are bad. Right, he's got arthritis,
so he's just got to be you know, just sheer strength.
You throw Rocky and to a nineteen twenty Steen party
in a flapper dress with his girlfriends right drinking up
and then coming back the next day. But while I'm
standing looking at my wife, I was like, yeah, I'm
with you. I don't want to do this anymore, but

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I remember loving doing it. I watched my wife. She
went out with a couple of girlfriends on Friday night
and they didn't even go out until eleven thirty. We
used to do that, Like, they didn't even go out
till eleven thirty. So at this point I'm supposed to
drive them. I already said, I go, you're calling an uber.

(12:32):
I was like, you I've given you a lot of
time for me to drive you to wherever you want
to go, and you've now exceeded that time. I couldn't
imagine starting at eleven, so they started eleven thirty, right,
Oh well, no, they started at our house. So they're
going for less than an hour. Next thing I know,
banging on the back door, right, and I'm like, what, like,
who what? Okay, go down. I'm trying to watch. I

(12:56):
don't know that. I think it was the Miami game.
Trying to watch a football game? Was I open up
the door? Dude? They're dragging her girlfriend in already, she's
not even walking. They're dragging here. They have to strip
her and put her in the shower. Jesus. She threw
up on herself. She threw up in a lift. Oh no,
in the actual lift, Jesus. And I'm like, dude, I'm like,

(13:21):
I don't want to do any of them. That's every
lyft driver's nightmare. That's the only said want to happen.
I said, what did the lyft driver do? She goes.
He couldn't have been nicer. She threw up in her
hands on that move where you try and pull your
shirt up, so you kind of go like the perows
are still hanging in my laundry room now. Granted years ago,

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years ago, that would be a fun night with the boys. Like, ah,
look what happened. I can't imagine what her next morning
feels like. I don't know, but I know that I
woke up at seven am and they were gone. So
she so I think about five am they they high
tailed it out of town. Yeah, so she she slept

(14:02):
it off on the couch. But yeah, I was like, dude,
I'm like, like I said, man, she's never walking. They're
dragging her in and just throwing her in a shower.
What is that? Rounds and rounds of shots, Like what
is my wife? Dude? Heavy handed? And my wife swears
she's not, but she's a little heavy handed. Yeah, yeah,
so God bless her many. I mean, they had a blast. Uh,

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it just ended with some puking. You know, I'm sad
that I don't like to do that anymore because I
used to like it. Dude, I can't throwing up man,
because I used to be the big puke and rally guy.
I don't want to do that anymore. Makes you feel
good though, after you puke, you feel skinny. Yeah, we
were in New Orleans. We had a little guy man,
he would gets banged up like that was his thing. Really,

(14:46):
we were not allowed to hang out with him anymore.
His wife put her stop at that because we get
him all round up. I remember we were in New Orleans.
He throws up in the street all over himself. Yeah,
goes back to the room yep. Twenty minutes later, showered
back at it man like a bold pu rally. Yeah,
look we get backman. We're gonna knock out some rock news. Joe,

(15:14):
Joe and Scottie rock newss. Here's some rock news for you, dude.
I was really bummed about this growing up dude, huge
Grateful Dead fan never got to see him. I was.
I think the last time they toured, I was thirteen
or fourteen, so there was no way my parents were

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let me go to a Grateful Dead concert. But I
did get to see this guy a couple times, I believe,
since he started Dead and Company with John Mayer. Bob Weir,
one of the original co founders of The Grateful Dead,
died over the weekend at seventy eight years old. Yeah,
everybody was bummed by everybody. I mean the one friend

(15:56):
that we know likes the Grateful Dead. He put something
up with the Sad Bears, the Bears Dancing Bears. Yeah,
I mean he was the guy. I mean it was
Phil Lash, Bob Weird, Jerry Garcia. All Dead sucks man. Uh,
it sucks for John Mayer because now we can now

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the one paycheck he had was going out with this
Dead and company, and now that's not gonna happen. I
never got the Bears, Like growing up, I wasn't I
had no idea about rock music, but I never understood
what the Bears were and how they were significant to
this logo. Just the cool dancing Bears. I remember as
a kid, like all the hippie girls in school would
get like tattooed on their ankle. But it's so funny because,

(16:40):
like my daughter and even my wife, growing up, you
hear the name the Grateful Dead and you're like, yo,
that's a that's like a hardcore metal band. Yeah. And
so one day I'm listening to some music and my
daughter's like, that's really good. What is that. I was like,
it's the Greatful Dead. She goes, that's the Grateful Dead.

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Never knew because of the name, because of the name
that she's like. I thought The Grateful Dead was like
a heavy metal band, like now, it couldn't be farther
from the tree. I thought Anthrax was jazz, which is
you know what it might be? What Anthrags stewined up with?
What public enemy that was? So bring the noise? Yeah,
I know you're a big fan of Bush. Kevin Rosdale

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and the Boys and Bush have announced the new twenty
twenty six tour. They have a new album out too.
I got it for your birth I should have said
that the Bush album Boutcat's out of the bag. Now,
I shouldn't have said that I got it for your birthday.
I know what's coming up. You know what's funny. I
had just had a Will Ferrell moment like in the
where he forgets his birthday. You just reminded me of

(17:46):
my birthday's coming up, and as like in two weeks. Yea,
it's in January. Yeah, I mean we're in January. You
forgot your birthday again, Joe. Okay, let's see me and
you were working together like eighteen years. Yeah, I want
to see birthday is the ninth. That's it. You gotta

(18:09):
damn look at me because I used to get your
movie theater popcorn. You're April something April nineteen, Lower eighteen
sixteen fifteen Lower fourteen, thirteen thirteen. That's right, because all
your things are thirty thirteen thirteen. Yeah, that's why Mockingbird

(18:32):
Lane it was the Monster's address. The closest show we're
gonna get. If you want to see Bush is gonna
be We ain't get nothing. I think they just played
here in Atlantic City, Brooklyn. Sure, all right, Busch who
still goes to see Bush? The Black Crows something we

(18:53):
don't need. They're releasing a new album called A Pound
of Feathers. It's gonna be out March thirteen. I get.
I like the name Pound of Feathers. Black Crows, get it? Yeah?
I mean, do we just go out and play your hits?
That's all I need. I don't need to do Black
Crows music. Did they break back up again? So they
hated each other, the two brothers, they hated each other.

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It was a very awkward Thanksgiving at their house. And
then they were offered a ton of money to get
back together and tour and so they've been running that
train for a while. But yeah, no one needs new
music from the Black Crows. There you go some rock
or that. That's Mike Waun two point seven's the XL
South Jersey's rock station, z XL Morning Show, and we're

(19:37):
streaming on the iHeartRadio app. It's tough, man. When the
Eagles blow it the way they blew it and you're
watching it with a bunch of hardcore Eagles fans, it
gets a little depressing. Like I like my mother in law,
the game's over and the Eagles lose, and she just goes,
is that it? Yeah? And I go, that's it. The

(20:00):
whole season just hung on that game. So my wife
is a fun game. That was exciting, Like it was
a good game. It was a it was a good game,
but I mean they should have been better. You know,
I have I have real issues with guys. If you're
going to talk to talk, you got to be able
to kind of you know, bring the ball. Yeah, And

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and A J. Brown did not catch the ball. And
my wife is a devout fan of jailing her yeah
QB two man right, And and the fact that it
all came down to him throwing in the triple coverage, Like,
what are you like, I don't know, Okay, whatever, I'm
not going to get it. We're not a sports station, right, like,

(20:43):
he's not a starter. But it was it was tough.
It was a tough watch. We've told her that for weeks,
so she's still you know, it just hell bend. So
the game's over, you know, it's kind of just a
depressing vibe in the room. And so my wife is
defending Jalen Hurts and my father in law does a
great move. He just gets up and he just walks

(21:07):
to another area of the house, like he just needs
to walk it off. He just needs he doesn't want
to be around anyone. It's amazing. The emotions that we
get out of the city's sports are magical like that.
It's a high and low for me. Now, this this
happens with gambling because I gamble and if if I
lose a game, then I'm bummed out. And then the

(21:27):
next game I'm winning and I'm right back in. And
there's parts where I'm like, I'm gonna stop gambling, and
then I win one I'm like, well, now I'm back in.
It is shocking the emotions you get from football, and
it it and and and it was it was emotional. Now,
my oldest daughter she's there, she goes, I hate this.
I'm gonna go upstairs and read a book. And I

(21:48):
appreciate that because she's letting it be known. I don't
want to. I don't want to sit here and watch
this stupid game. I'm just gonna go up and read
a Harry Potter book. If you're a guy, Like if
I met a guy and he's like, yeah, I don't
really watch sports, I'm like, there's something wrong with you.
I don't get the I don't get people who don't
at least enjoy sports a little bit, right at least,
Like my brother in law Bears fan, but I'll call

(22:08):
them eyes Like doing a Bears game, Hey man, great
game whatever, He's like, ah, actually I was out to
dinner with the wife. Like, but I I'm staring at
the TV for hours on a Sunday. Even my neighbors,
you have a problem. He'll be out there mowing the lawn,
Like right as the games kick it off. I'm like,
how are you not in front of your TV with
your sweatshirt on and your wings and everything. There was
a time in my life, even my kids were little,

(22:30):
that I like kind of like checked out, and it sucks.
Because it was those years that the Eagles were really
good because I grew up with the Eagles where I
had a great defense, but their offense was like a disaster.
We ran the cuttingham. It's just he's punting the ball
and so it's a great punt, dude. It was a
great part. It's still, I believe, is the longest punt

(22:51):
in Eagles history, ninety one yards in the meadowlands. But
you know, once again, you know it it could have
been great, but it wasn't. And then you have the
nineties and the Eagles. My favorite was the Eagles. In
the nineties just got everyone who was old. William Refrigerator, Perry,
Jim McMahon, Mark Bavaro, Mark Bivar was a yeah, it

(23:13):
was a Philadelphia Eagle. Art Monk, Yeah, k wow, Art Monk, Yeah,
he was dude. It got to a point where it
was like, like, how many old guys can we bring
onto this team? Now, if you go back eight years,
those names are on your squad to that's an all
star lineup. NFL Films nineteen eighty five. Those guys are
killing it right right. William Refrigerator, Perry had a G I.

(23:35):
Joe figure, but we got him in ninety four, right,
we have Irving Friar. Right, it's just like it's just
not happening. And so yeah, watching the game with people
who are like die and I'm an Eagles fan, I'm not.
I you know that you were a Jaguars fan. Well
it wasn't a good day for the Jaguars either. I

(23:57):
do love living in the jungle, but uh yeah, my
very pretty quarterback couldn't get it done. Yeah, she looks great,
she has great See, she's very she's very hot as
a quarterback. Like, I had a buddy flew in from
San Francisco. He's from this area but it lives out
and I don't know San Francisco or California or something.
So he flew out with his kids. My all, all
my buddies went out there. I was actually thinking about

(24:18):
going and tailgating for a little bit and then leaving
before the kickoff and just coming home and watching the
game and everything else. But yeah, man, it's a I
don't know, it's it's tough. Yeah it is, because now
you got and it sucks. And I mean, look, and
I'm not taking a shot at you, but you're a
New York Giants fan. Yeah, so your season's been over
since what week two? Yeah, Halloween, it seems to be. Yeah,

(24:41):
and we come out every year like this is our year. Yeah. Well,
I don't think Philly too. I think you're so spoiled
because not every team he go's been good for a
while other than a year or two, like a down
year or two, it has been good for a while. Yeah,
so it's gonna be And now you have that that
weird thing where now you have your to sit and
stew in this, and then they're gonna do some moves

(25:05):
here and there. Then you start all over again in August. Yeah,
you gotta get rid of Hurts. He's not the guy.
Oh my wife is not gonna like that at all.
I can feel the talkback coming right now. Not say that, honey,
that was all Jojo Dierira. How about how much you
hated Hurts. Look, we get back. We'll do a thing
called headlines Conspiracy Corner. Right here. One hundred point seven's

(25:35):
the XL, South Jersey's rock station. Means it's a Monday.
It's Gary G. Garcia from ac jokes dot Com. We're
reminiscing off air about getting blacked out and not remembering things.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Driving in today, I was listening to the show and
y'all would jam in the final countdown. Yeah, and it
never felt more appropriate. I was driving in and I
just felt like, Yeah, that's what we are, man, we
are just We're just we're countdown. We're near the end.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I think. So.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Uh, Noster Domas apparently had like a bunch of a
bunch of things about this year. I'm actually gonna look
into that today. Yeah, twenty twenty six. They said that
he had like a bunch of predictions. So I'm gonna
go look into it and see what what's happened this year.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, you know, but uh, I hear that song. I
think of the the Geico commercial. It was a great
commercial there, kid he puts his food into the cafeteria
and the microwaves counting down towards food, and I think
Europe was playing inside. It was the band.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, don't think that's kind of yeah stuff, But you
don't think that's crazy? How like all our music now
is commercials? Yeah, like all our music. The only reason
why young people know anything we used to listen to
is because of like commercial TikTok.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
My kids know my music because of TikTok really because
TikTok videos will use these songs and the kids will
learn these songs and not the idea that it was
like stuff that I grew up with. Wow, my kids
know all my music. I taught my kids. Well, well
did that? And driving in the car with me? Yeah? Yeah?
And and really out there podcast. I was talking off

(27:11):
the air and you brought up a video about how
the NFL is scripted? I do you think the music
industry is scripted as well? He put a song in, Hey, listen,
you do some music. We're gonna make the music one.
You're gonna be It's one hundred percent percent built up
man the country one.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, dude, I mean listen, it comes down to I mean,
look at the people that are out there.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Are they really that you know? Are they really that good? Now?
It's all garbage, no talent, hip hop? Yeah? Right, So
you had to you had to deal with that record,
so like you can you know, I know, you sat
in a waiting room with Shad Day or something like that.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I got to be I got to be shot Day
and they know she was at the time, which did
I really get to meet?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I'm so upset. I remember telling I want to be
shot girl. She's gorgeous or smooth operator man, Soldier of love.
My favorite song whoa he went due? He said he
that was that was a single man? Yeah? I draw
four Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Man, dude, I got all her, all her stuff. What
happened was I had met this chick once U on
your podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Don't you have a shot a poster behind you?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah? From the Golden album.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Yeah, she's goudgeous Yeah, And my lady's like, must you
put that up?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm like, she's always going to be up on my wall?
Is she lucky? She's not happened? She's still hot? Is she? Yeah?
What happened to her? What she does?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
She doesn't have to come out with anything, and she
knows it, so she only comes out when she has
music to share. Let's get yeah, all right, so listen, yall,
remember yall? Remember right when when the whole Kirk thing
went down, Arlie, Yeah, and I said something's up with
his wife right.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
From the jumpts. Everyone, I think everyone in the world
is saying, what, Well, here's the thing. I think I
said it first.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I think because I said it every first time she
came out and spoke I said that chick had something to.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Do with and his funeral was like a w W
E event, insane.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I think white people are trying to take Puerto Ricans
out with the funerals, because we throw great funerals.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
But I think you guys are trying. You said this,
you said white people funerals are boring. They used to
be boring. Black Black people take pictures of the body
in the casket. But you said Puerto Ricans take selfies. Yeah,
we take selfies. And we stuffed the bodies.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
We stuffed the bodies, dude, and we put them up
in the corner, and everyone.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Takes you shuff the bodies and then the little kids
hit it with a bat and then can't everyone everyone takes fishes. No, man,
That's that's what I can see out that it is
crazy because like.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
In the pictures when you go to the Puerto Rican funeral,
if they stuffed to do you take pictures, you can't
tell who the dead person is in the pictures.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Dude. I thought about you at my mom's funeral because
you you had told me that you're like now, man,
Black funerals they're fun, but they take pictures of the
body in the casket, but Puerto Ricans will take selfies. Yeah,
family pressure. Almost took a selfie with my mom in
the casket and sent it.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
You can't get back to Erica right now, man, all right,
So it just it just came out.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
It just came out. The other day.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
They found all these videos of her working with the
c i A doing like all these promotional videos for
the CIA, sitting in front of the CIA and giving
them a giving them a lecture on what is it
magnetic magnetic impulse something, the stuff that messes up computers.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
She's giving them a lecture on that. Why isn't the question? No,
that's the thing, man, She's really not.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
She's actually deep in the state due to her mother
works for the Department of Justice. It is insane. And
now they're saying they took her kids. They're saying that
she don't have Allegedly, she don't have the kids. No
more that that Kirk's mother, I mean mother and father kids,
because they already know.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Man, that shick is evil. Man. The eyes never lied.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
She crazy the eyes, man, she puts crazy eyes in
another she took it to another level. Her eyes look
like they want to jump out of my head. Wrap
around and sat down behind the scenes. Supposedly, how's Candace
reacting to all this? And she's still she's.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Still going at him. She's still going she's still going
at him.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
But I think it's all just I think it's all
just now she's Yes, they're all in on it, and
Candace would appreciate me saying that it's all it's all
just garbage.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
And even that.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Listen, I heard you talking about the chick who got shot,
you know, the the lesbian chick who got shot by
the ice agent. People don't get caught up in that.
It's all false flag. Man, it's all to bring separation.
That is stage.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm saying it. It was stage. You know how I
know it was staged because she wasn't in the super room.
If she's in the super room, okay, you know what
I got. I gotta have a problem with that because
you're you're video making the assumption that all lesbians drives
sus percent. That's a real thing, super commercial that if
you're a lesbian you should be driving the super Woo

(32:05):
really well the foresters.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah, and they also give away those dogs with like
one leg perfect super Woo has that whole program where
they give away.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Messed up what they're doing. They got a whole color
show and a dog. They give you a dog with one.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Leg, and you know a dog with one And that's
what's messed up about it is they're just giving you
the dogs that can't walk, but they don't give you
a superoo to drive it around and you could get
the dog. If I'm gonna get a dog with two legs,
you better give me a super So I've never.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Heard a room of guys that's so unfocused. Right now,
we need you know what, we need some of your addy. Yeah.
I took a thirty Ady like two days ago. I'm
still sweating it out of me. I can't do this
stuff no more. Where can people? This is fantastic. My
cover is hiding. That's for the rest of the year. Dude,

(33:00):
Under the cover saves lives.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
By the way, in case you're wondering, Uh, yeah, you
can find me at ac Jokes.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I think you can still find me at ac Jokes.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
And you can find me at Rady G with Gabby
g You, Garcia and Brian Teak And we're gonna be
starting up on New uh to New Year, so we'll
be having some new episodes.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's been meant it.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah he had the kid, right, Yeah, he just had
the baby, So we haven't been able to do episodes,
but we're starting up again.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
He tried to do that the first day. This is
how an idiot is.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
He goes through the podcast. So we started the podcast
like twenty minutes, that's how long it was. Fifteen minutes
the baby started crying. I'm like, dude, you're new to this.
The baby's not gonna do what you wanted to do.
Somebody's gonna do what you don't want to do, especially.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Bring the baby on. Either the babies aren't fun on
radio or either a kid they just you know that
that that they can't even say words. Yeah, got cute,
but he's dad. He's gonna want to show the kid off.
Yeah it's a good looking kid. Man. Big up to
little Nick k Man. Yeah yeah, big up to you guys. Man.
I appreciate spen. What were we doing talking about? Is
about to go down? Dog? You know? And I think

(33:59):
she has something to do with the whole entire thing. Something.
I think she's a I think she's a plant. Yeah,
she's a plant. Gary, Gee, we love you, just.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Don't trust anybody. Man, that's the thing. Don't trust anybody.
We're in the final countdown.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
We uh, Europe is a great band. Trust your instincts.
It's a trust your instincts. Show doesn't make sense. It
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Like they got video of that chick and the cop
supposedly laughing together.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Which one the one that just shot that chick?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
They supposedly there's a video of heart and the cop
that shot her, like laughing together the whole ancident, which
all the incident happened.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
All right, look, we love you.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
It's a lot. I can't believe nothing anymore. Isn't that Badna?
We're gonna do some trash, but you could believe us.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh why track anything? Thirty anything racket rock or roughing
lo frash. Hey, here's some trash for you. What's again?

(35:09):
Me and you have talked about this. You're given a
lottery ticket? Right? If you're the Beckham kids, your mom
is Posh Spice, your dad is the Beckham soccer player, right,
I don't know what he's doing. Its David Beckham. I
think these kids keep going on and on about how
awful it is being the kids of the Beckham family,

(35:31):
like even like the girlfriend of one of the kids
has deleted all these Instagram post tied to the Beckham family.
It's like, dude, you know how lucky you are. There's
a kid somewhere who literally is begging for food and
you have everything at your disposal and you're just bitching
about it. And if you just weren't a jerk off,

(35:52):
they would give you every You sit in a pool
all day in a beautiful mansion, You could have any
car you want, It's given to you. Tom Brady, he
may have won in this battle. Apparently the family of
Giselle Buchin, right, she's very famous supermodel. Actually, probably at
the time that her and Tom Brady got married, she
probably had more money than Tom did. I like to

(36:15):
know what belt she is. She's doing Brazil. Okay, this
is what the family's worried about. So Giselle Buchin's family
is she got divorce from Tom Brady. She married a
jiu jitsu instructor. He has no money, pretty much living
with his parents, and the family's like, we think he's
just sucking all the money out. You think she's hot.

(36:39):
She was with Tom Brady, she has a ton of money.
It's exactly what's going on. So there's a prenup, but
there's loop holes in the prenup where this guy could
get a lot of money. So the family is very
worried that this guy, a jiu jitsu instructor, is going
to take all of Giselle Bhushan's money. He like asking
her for money, so he gets started his own academy.
Is that what we're doing here? I just need a

(37:00):
couple dollars. Yes, he's like the guy you know, baby
Jojo wants to go to Wing Night, Like just give me?
Can you flip me like forty bucks? Uh, let's see
Chris Pratt. He said that his father in law, which
is Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't know if you know that

(37:23):
this sucks. If you're a Chris Pratt and you're you know,
Arnold Schwarzenegger is your father in law, you would think
you're gonna get a good gift right for Christmas? You
would think Arnold's got some money. He gave Chris Pratt
a picture of Santa Claus like that he painted. Yeah,
I guess that's what you're gonna get. I mean, what
money you would give Chris Pratt? So you give him

(37:45):
something that really means something special, No, dude, a gift
card the Chick fil A or something. Arnold Schwartzenegger's painting pictures,
now yeah, okay, so what is that worth? Though, Let's
say when Arnold dies and years from now. Yeah, a
picture of Santa Claus painted by Arnold Swartzen. It's got
to give you something. I mean, you really want that.
I mean I still have my Biden Hunters her up.

(38:08):
You know what. I bought a lot of Hunter Biden
uh payment it's beautiful. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I didn't.
I don't know if you know that. But he was
a really good He was a really good painter. Timothy Bussfield,
who was on a show called thirty something, who's the
redheaded guy. He was the a hole in Field of Dreams.

(38:32):
He's been busted for sexual assault involving minors. So he's
been an actor forever in Hollywood. Scooter Braun, he's a
guy who he's an agent in Hollywood. Kind of went
toe to toe with Taylor Swift over some record stuff.
He's dating Sydney Sweeney and he said he's not happy

(38:55):
that athletes keep sliding into her d ms. Yeah, she's
a hot stop she's the unicorn bro. Dude, my wife
gets these, uh these messages about doing like foot porn.
I was like, do it. Yeah, no one has to
see anything like it's just feet. I was like, go, man,
make that, make that money. I'll film it. That's Scotty's

(39:18):
wife's rebox shoot that I see on here. There you go,
some trash for your windshield. Is your view of the
world at every light auto glass. Hey, good morning z XL,
good morning, So buddy go nineteen twenty five. The Mofi

(39:39):
the Bobbiest started in nineteen twenty five prohibition. Yeah, world,
you want to be like Niki from Borderwalk Campire. Now
he's bringing this up because I talked about how my
wife went to a nineteen twenty steam party last week
with her girlfriends, which looked awesome and girls and these
old flap rouph fits. They were sexy as hell, looked awesome. Yeah,
girls were really hory back then. But I gotta go. Now,

(39:59):
I gotta go to a I gotta go to a
party on Saturday with her company, which is a big company.
That's I mean, it's gonna be a beautiful dinner, whole thing.
But now I gotta dress up like a nineteen twenties
and I you know what I wanted to do. I
wanted to go the casual paper boy route, which is
the T shirt, suspenders, loose pants, in the derby hat.
That's what I was going to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she said I can't do that. Well, it looks more

(40:22):
comfortable than the guy in the three piece suit. Yeah.
And I'm also looking at a pocket watch too. I
was gonna say, I have one for you. If you
want to borrow, I will one hundred borrow the pocket watch. Yeah,
I have a pocket watch. A pinstriped suit is a
good one. Yep. That's that's where I'm gonna go. And
the Fedora and you want a Fedora hat and you

(40:43):
want a Tommy Gunyah, that's right. See. You know this
is a nice party. I wish it was a nineties
hip hop team because I have a Kangol hat and
then Adida jumps. I'll tell you what didn't Biggie. Biggie
used to dress is like a twenties gangster. At times
it was gangster. Oh. I wanted to would Caine as well.
For some reason, I think a cane would be a
nice time. I think you need a cane now and

(41:05):
it just at my age, they might think I need
the cane again. Yeah. I never heard of her Christmas
party that had a theme of a twenties like flapper,
like Great Gatsby theme. I don't know if something cool
happened that. Everybody's into the night Game one. You should
go watch. You have two versions. You have the Robert
Redford version or you have the Leonardo DiCaprio version of

(41:26):
the Great gats You need to watch that and then
go from there. Hi, buddy, what's your name? All right?
You were born in what nineteen twenty? What? All right, buddy,
Thanks for the call. I know we're up there, my friend.
All right, well, thank you for the call. A one

(41:57):
hunch point seven z XL South these rock stations the
X I want to show. We're streaming on the iHeartRadio
app because iHeartRadio owns us. Yeah, they do. We work
for them, so they were. I mean, I guess we're
indentured to them, right? Are we off? Martin Luther King Day?
Do you know? I know? That's I don't know. Usually
the problem is that they fired the woman who used
to post all the holidays, So I don't know. Is

(42:22):
MLK day a day off. I think it. I think
it might be. Dude. The best is my kids school,
So they have MLK day off that's Monday, but then
they have a teacher in service day Friday, so they
just make it a four day weekend. But they just
had off two weeks for Christmas. They can all go
to Great Bear Lodge and slide. Oh wait, I got

(42:44):
it here. I h M Corp days off. Okay, didn't
day Memorial Day June teenth, which I love. We got
the June teenth. We do take that. We take advantage
of that. No, no MLK, No, we gonna stay off
on February seventeenth. That's the next one coming up. Oh wow,

(43:04):
all right, well we'll be here on Monday. Well maybe
we'll do we'll dedicate the show you Normally what we
do is black front Man for for bands. Yep, all
three songs in living color or we're living colors, or
if we just play the theme song to in living
color living color. The guy from Thin Lizzie Jimmy Hendricks. Yeah. So, dude,

(43:34):
there's something that gets on my nerves and I don't
know why, but I hate it so much because it's
just it's it's it's it should just be human nature.
So I get coffee for my wife a lot, especially
on the weekends, like if I get up super early,
so I'll run the Dunkin Donuts get her a coffee.
Does she know how good of a husband you are? Should? Okay,

(43:55):
I hope she does. She should. Yeah. So I'm in
the drive through. I'm not a big drive through fan.
I'd rather go in, but whatever, Sometimes you got to
use the drive through, dude. Bad drive through etiquette drives
me up a wall. And that's when a person, like

(44:15):
a car goes up. You go up, and then you
go up to that speaker. Problem is we've gotten into
this world of like I have a small penis big trucks.
I have a small penis big SUVs. These cars they
go up and now it's that weird world you live
in where the back of their car is at the

(44:38):
speaker and your front of your car is almost at
the speaker. And now the woman on the speaker is like, hello, Hello, Hello,
what would you like? And now I'm putting my head
out the window and I'm like, I'm not up there yet,
at almost I'm not. And it sucks, man, And it's
that it's like you gotta Honestly, I know people don't

(45:00):
like it, but you gotta almost be bumper to bumper,
like you gotta move up, especially if you know you
have a big car, you're gonna cause issue. You throw
the whole drive through line out of whack. Well, this
is also the drive through trying to rush as well,
Like that person wants to get your ordering, but you
may not be able to do it. Like, oh, I've
been pressured before. Like you get to the window and

(45:24):
like you get to the speaker where the menu is,
but you're not yet. You're not ready right, Like you're
not ready yet, And I've been pressured in the ordering stuff.
I don't want to order. You gotta look at the
thing first. Yeah, I'm like I'll take this. I like
the board before you get up there so you can
prep for it. Give me that guy. But now with
drive throughs and listen, I give you some credit here

(45:44):
how you get orders right, because now you've got I've
got to drive throughs now and like the gate goes
up and now you're shuffling like who's got where? Just
too much. You're a goddamn machine. Chick fil A. Get
it right, Chick fil A, does it right, dude, Mike
there with the clipboard and she's taking your order before
you even get to the speaker. You got your order.
That was my daughter, man. She was the iPad girl.

(46:07):
She would walk up to the cars with the iPad
and put the order in. But like, and the other
thing too, is a lot of times you know, look,
I understand everyone needs a job, but a lot of
times these people can't speak English. So it's like it's
and I go, what we can't get that technology right?
We have a phone call come from the moon to

(46:28):
the President's office. That should be clear as a bell,
Like you should be able to yell out the window
when I hear you, and I can't get you through
the speaker. I like when the outsour is it and
the speaker person is like an Indian Dude, you go
out there and it's like this woman who you know
with blue hair and a nose ring, And I was like, well,
that's not the voice that I heard coming up. I
think McDonald's was doing that where you would go to

(46:49):
the speaker and it would be a third party and
they're like, Hella, how can I help you? And you
would do your order but then you're right. You go
there and it be a girl with a nose ring,
you know, a goth girl, and he'd be like, you
aren't the person that took my order? And what I
feel bad for and that is the first window, because
at one point through the drive through the first window

(47:10):
was necessary. It's no longer necessary. You now drive up
to the second one where the first one had a
human in there. Now it's just piled up with boxes
and everything else. Like, pull up to the second window. Well,
why did everything that first window doing? That was important?
That's no longer important anymore. But then every now and
then it'll throw me off because they will will have
you stop at the first window, and I go, where

(47:31):
did that come from? Fly by it? Now you slam
it reverse because now you gotta go to the first window.
Like where did like I thought we stopped the first window? Yeah?
I like, I like pulling to that spot there. Your
food's not ready, that's the one I like. You got
to pull into a parking spot. Then they came out
your order. My wife drinks DCAF coffee. I don't understand,
mister Duncan, why you never have DCAF ready? There's only

(47:54):
two so you can for non decaf. It's dude, it happens.
I'm gonna say four out of five times. Oh, can
you pull up? We have to brew a new thing,
a decaf Why didn't you brew up before? Like you
know people are gonna order decaff coffee? Why are you
not brewing decaf coffee? So then I have to do

(48:16):
that thing where I drive forward and now everyone is
like hot piled up behind me, and I'm like, really,
you're right. There's regular coffee and there's decaf coffee. It's
like having a burger joint, Like I'm only making cheeseburgers. Well,
what if somebody wants a hamburger? Ah, come on, no
one's gonna ask for a hamburger? So joint? Can you
pull up? Can can you pull up a little bit? Well,

(48:37):
we'll bring it out to you. I go, yeah, that
What kind of service is that? Window? Like, just have it?
Have decaf ready to roll? Oh? At the end of
the day, what what is coffee? It's it's coffee grinds
and water. There's only two choices, and you just so
at the end of the day, what you toss it
out if you don't use it with or without? Uh? Look, yes,

(48:59):
it's so nuts, dude, but drive through etiquette, dude. Hate it.
Have you ever been behind someone and fell asleep? I
knew a guy that didn't. Yeah, you fll to sleep
all the time. No, No, I've been there where I
hit the horn. Like you're like late night taco bell
where you had to hit the horn and you only
get the best people at one am and a taco bell,

(49:19):
you know, just the best human beings on the planet. There, Look,
we get back, we'll do a thing called you think
you've got in bed. I don't think we have it bad.
What would you do if you discovered a bear that
was living under your house? Now that can happen, Like
you live in a mountain area, you can have bears

(49:40):
that go under your patio. Yeah, or take your your
hotel cover off and then cost you five hundred dollars.
You got to you got to buy a new one. Well,
the bear wanted to a dip in the hot tub.
So six weeks ago, a guy found himself in a
situation where a black bear burrowed under his patio. After airhorns,

(50:01):
flavored baits traps didn't work, neighbors and volunteers brought paintball guns.
After twenty minutes of paintball action, the bear got the
point and ran away. Now the man has to GoFundMe
to help paying for the damage that the bear did
under his home. I was kind of sad he got
a bear just curled up against the little like ball like,

(50:21):
I think he thinks he's hibernating you just shoot, and
that you're just putting a gun in the hole and
just blasting crap out of his bear. Dude, that sucks. Okay,
So do you want to hear nuts? We did this
story last week. There was a guy from Lancaster who
had a hundred skeletons in his basement. Yeah. Well, turns

(50:43):
out right it was a a cemetery in like South Philly.
That's where he got him from. All my wife's family
is buried there. Wow. So they actually had to go
to make sure that it wasn't some of their family.
That's pretty wild, man. Yeah. My father in law was

(51:04):
telling me yesterday. He's like, yeah, it's like his cousin
was like she went over to talk to the guy
who runs the cemetery to be like all right, like
it was any of this our family. And you think
how like it's it's funny and we laugh at it
that this guy, you know, was stealing you know, he
was usually mausoleums, but he was digging up graves too work.

(51:26):
But like that's somebody's family member. And like it didn't
hit me until my wife was telling me about it,
and I'm like, yeah, that is really creepy. They say
he got Adrian. She was one of the bodies that
like they just let that folding chair stay on that tree.
Oh the rocky lap there, that rocky because he sits

(51:48):
there by the grave and he talks to Adrian. That's
never gonna get stolen. Yeah, you put a bottle of
whiskey at Polly's died. Did he know? Did Paully died?
Didn't he? I don't. I mean I think Paul he's dead. Naw,
like in real life. Maybe this was the creedm So
did he die in Cree? Now I know? And I

(52:09):
don't want to say anything because he was in Rocky Balboa. Yeah,
in case someone hasn't seen any of the Rocky movies,
I don't want to blow it for him. He doesn't. Yeah,
that was my favorite line in a movie called Dirty
Work with Bob Sagett and he directed it and it
was Norm McDonald and Ardi Lang and Chevy Chase is
a doctor and he has a gambling problem and he

(52:29):
has his arm that's broken, and they're talking to him
and they're like, how'd you break your arm? And he goes,
I don't worry about it. I lost the bet. Like
what you bet on? He goes Rocky three and Norm
McDonald it's like, hold on, you bet on, you bet
on Rocky three and you bet against Rocky. A forearm

(52:50):
tattoo led to something far beyond just some new cool
body art for an unidentified thirty six year old man.
The Polish man got far more than he for when
he got the red flour ink work. About four months
after getting the work done, he started experiencing severe itching,
skin peeling at a rash. Shortly, the irritation spread all

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over his body and he started losing his hair and
lost the ability to sweat. All of this has since
been attributed to the red ink that they used at
the tattoo parlor. Today, his hair started to grow back,
but he still can't sweat properly and uses spray bottles
to cool himself off. So yeah, apparently red isn't like
that's red dye, red ink anything. Red's pretty much bad

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for you. Yeah, and it's in all these kids foods. Man,
Like my two year old was out of his mind, like,
had real behavioral issues. My way red up. Man, it
had this red dye and everything. Apparently red dye doesn't
sit well with my Well at the time, it's good
with anybody. Now. I doesn't even know why they put
it in there. It tastes good.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Though.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
There you go those people they have a bed. You
hear that. That's Mike. He took Box Station's the Xcel
Morning Show. So my dog won yesterday. Now, this is
the one that bites mark in my arm. That's what
you want, is when you have a dog. Oh, it's
the one that bites He loves me now though I

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think he's uh. He's said that he ripped my arm apart,
and the babysitter and the neighbor and he molded your mom. Yeah,
because I was ready to put him down, like and
I think he knows that. So now he's you know,
he's nicer to me. Yesterday, I go down. I have
some leftover wings. I got about four of them, right,
you know, I like to eat more than four wings,
but I put him down. I turned the TV's on.
I put the wings down on the coffee table. You know,
I think about that. I was having lunch with my

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son the other day and I had three wings left. Yeah, right,
I think I ordered like, uh, like, I think at
eight and I had three of How do you do
just five wings in the sitting, dude, I don't. I
don't like eating. And like we were having a couple
of beers, like if I'm drinking, I really don't like eating. Yeah,
so I'm like, I'm really contemplating. I'm like, do I

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just throw these away? Do I take the three wings?
Do I take three wings home? Well? What I did
is it was seventy five cent wing night on Thursday
with the boys, so I got twenty. So I did,
like I guess I did, Like usually you're not allowed
to do that.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah, so you had only twenty to go or you
got you ordered twenty. I ordered twenty, Okay, I have beaten,
like I guess eight or nine of them. Yeah, and
I brought the rest home, so I happen to have
like four left. Oh, and then I'm walking downstairs with
my wife once one I'm like, I'm not counting down
like in Half Baked. Remember we asked no money. Dude.
I've done that with beers, where like somebody will come
over and start drinking my beers and I go, all right, now, okay,

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there was twelve in there, and he took two. So
I'm doing the math. All of a sudden, I become
Albert Einstein when it comes to like, all right, I'm
gonna I'm gonna have Yeah, okay, I'm gonna have beers
for tomorrow. But now he's taken some. You had to
lose a friend. Show up yesterday for the game. He
keeps opening up the fridge. Hey, anybody else want a beer?
It's on me. I'm like, I'm watching, and he put
down like twelve beers. Nice. It was a lot. Yeah, yeah,

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consumed enough for the whole week. So yesterday I'm going downstairs.
Four week. My wife want so now I'm down the
so I go. I put it at the coffee table.
List the dog that bites. I come downstairs, I see
two wings. My fault. I put him on a coffee table.
I get it. Yeah, but again, I wish I could
talk to my dog and say, listen, don't be an
a hole, and you'll be fine. I won't destroy you.
There's a dog chewing on a wing. Now, I know

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what's gonna happen. Now, I know it's best to let him.
It's best to get it out of his body. I
get that. But I'm looking at a dog who's bit
me before, who has a chicken wing. Yeah, now I
should get it out of him, but I'm just letting
you see it in his mouth. Dude, he's yeah, he's
got the chicken wing and he's chewing, and I hear
the bones. Dogs are so dumb, they are they are

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dumb because so he's gonna end either and he's like
he's gagging. I'm looking at the dog and now I'm
talking to dog. He can't understand. I'm like, ah, that's
what you get now, now, how do you feel? Look
at what you do. I remember I had a greyhound,
and greyhounds are notoriously dumb. And I would have to
grab his mouth at the at like by his snout
and pinch to try and open the mouth up to

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grab stuff out that he was chewing. You put your
fingers over his nose so he can't breathe, and he
has like that come out. Yeah. So I'm looking at
this thing on the guy. I should try and remove it,
but I'm not because this dog bites. I'm not gonna
do any of that's I just watch hi chew it up,
and I'm like, is this gonna end in a vet
visit where they have to open his stomach up and
pull the dogs? Dude? So far, so good man, it's it.

(57:18):
Whatever happened to happen? He hasn't He hasn't died yet.
My sister in law, my brother have a dog. This
dog is so mean that it went to the vet
with a thing on its face. What's that called the muzzle?
Oh yeah, the muzzle still put twenty six stitches into
the vet. Dude. How do you bite outside out of

(57:39):
a muske? Dude? Like and like, how is that fun? Yeah?
I know, like at that point, like is that a
fun dog to have? No? Man, what he's like now,
like there's lawsuits involved? You know you got like, ah, ah, yesterday,
my boys come over. Right, here's a problem he did.
The dog chews up a bunch of shoes, right, got
two pairs of shoes from my buddies yesterday. You're you

(57:59):
know what your wife's fault for making people take off
their shoes. So I'm looking at her. He's outside, he's
in front of the door. I let him outside. He's
got a shoe in his mouth, right, So I got
to wait for him to put the shoe down on
the ground. Then I throw a snowsholl with the dog.
So you're afraid of the dog, Well, I just know
he's gonna I'm gonn chase him around the yard. Like,
I know what's gonna happen. You bite you? Yeah, I
need to pull the chicken wing out of his mouth.

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That's a dog with a wing. I have to throw
a snowshell, want the dog to distract him enough to
drop the shoe, and I gotta go run out and
get the shoe. This is what I deal with the dog. Now,
the other dog perfectly fine, listens, comes in, does whatever
he has to do. I told you, I told you
not to get it. Now. Look, I'm about to enter
this world. I got a wiener dog coming. I hope
I feel like a wiener dog. I could just pick
up and do whatever I want. I hope it bites

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your arm and then hangs from your forearm. Yeah, Like
I feel like a wiener dog could bite me and
it would be like a mosquito. Oh yeah, because you
got Yeah, because you have control over that thing. You're
a beast to that. It's thirteen pounds. Yeah, yeah, you'll
be fine. Even a bite wouldn't hurt you. Everybody, thanks
your calls and it always welcome on the show. We're
glad when are all part of it. Stay there, we
kick off a rock block. It is one hundred point
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one shows. Are you smiling?

Speaker 5 (59:04):
When you're smiling, smile the smiles of you and when
you're living?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Oh you love.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Man, the sun comes shining through when you're crying. Let
you bring on the rim stop stop your side.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Won't you be happy to where the smiling. Let's just smile,
keep on smiling. I'm well smile rocking around man, I
know you.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Guys are awesome, my love.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Look at me, guys on my way and work the room.
She's like, guy, yeah, warming up ship and I'm like
I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you you gout
you the best. Yeah, keep me laughing, man, you guys
are great. Goodory guys. Ship shot Oh god, is it
my radio or are you only broadcasting then my I

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