MONDAY 3-23-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Darnsley.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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a time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of
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(00:40):
the rest on this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning to you, Welcome back,
good morning, you're back in the studio. Went from a
beautiful beach island off the coast of Savannah to an
even more beautiful island known as West Atlantic City. Yeah,
and you can go to Brigade Team too. It's beautiful
this time of year, I hear. Yeah, so uh so, yeah,

(01:08):
so I forgot how wonderful the drive through Pleasantville and
West Atlantic City is. After you know, like this little
place we go to, this island, it's like it's everything
you want to out of Key West, but it's not
Key West. Yeah. If you want to be severely disappointed
and you've been listening to Jimmy Buffett songs all your life,

(01:30):
go to Key West.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I was there, not impressed, not impressed at all. Dude.
You go there and you're you're like, oh, my god,
these Jimmy Buffett songs right like, I can't. This place
is gonna be awesome. It's gonna be Mama Pop bars,
and it's gonna be Die bars. This that I pulled
in the Key West right, And a lot of the
Keys are cool. There's a lot of cool towns in
the Keys. Has better ques than Key West. Yes, And
you finally get the Key West, right, you take that

(01:52):
long drive. I pull in the first thing. It's a Wendy's,
a Burger king and a Ferrari dealership. Nice. If you
want to buy a Ferrari, they grab a burger to go.
I'm like, this isn't what Jimmy Buffett's saying about. And
you have to wear shoes or else you're gonna step.
And they have chickens that run around Key West. It

(02:12):
actually is like a shairy world country chickens and cats.
You gotta Ernest Hemingway's house. He's got cats running around.
I was in a there was a clothing optional bar.
It was on the top deck of this this place.
And we went up there and the only guy that
did have clothes on was some old man dancing in
the middle of the dance floor. There I was like,
this isn't sexy at all. Yeah, so I put my

(02:33):
clothes back on. It started the rain, and I was
with my son and I uh we popped into little
bar and it was gay bar. Oh in in Key West.
Oh yeah, yeah, they're everywhere. So I was like, all right, son,
well this isn't your first gay bar, so enjoy welcome
the Woodies. It was very nice, the service was very great.
But yeah, so now back back to back to the

(02:56):
grind here in West Atlantic City. Yeah. Now I'll ask you,
do we have anything today? Yes, THEXL Workforce Employer to day.
How about we do this for our early listeners. I
know last week I was on a sort of kind
of vacation, so we couldn't really give anything away. Let's
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a pair of Atlantic City beer and music fest tickets
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and we'll hook you up. It is one hundred point
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Good Morning, Everybody, do it live. I can go alrighte

(03:41):
it and we'll do it lit and things sucks. Scott
A good morning. Here's some news fout us. On a
Monday morning, more than forty six thousand fentanyl pills, eighteen guns,
and nearly twenty I'm sorry two hundred and fifty thousand
in drug money were seized by the New Jersey Apartment
Enforcement Administration the DA during a thirty day operation this

(04:05):
past winter. Thirty seven arrests were also made. See, I'd
be real excited if they're like, hey, you know what,
we got all this money from these drug cartels. We're
going to drop the tolls for a like a weekend. Yeah, Like,
where does that two hundred and fifty thousand go? I
don't know. I mean I probably probably you'd probably grab
a stack if you're one of the guys that busted it,
and I think you should. If you're a cop and
you busted a big Like I was watching Bad Boys

(04:27):
Too yesterday and they got all this money, you got
a little off the top. Give Mark Lawrence. Give him
a stack to go home to. A juvenile with autism
who had gone missing on Friday has been found after
an exhausted's exhaustive exhaustive two day search and reunited with
his family in a Garba township. The quote is thank
you to everyone that never quit, never lost hope and

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assisted with this happy ending. That was from the police
on their Facebook page. Authority sent officers and detectives from
multiple jurisdictions, as well as MS personnel, county sheriffs, drones, canines, bloodhounds,
an infrared technology to help find the boy. Did say
where he was? Was it like a buddy house dad?
They didn't say hiding or something scary? Man, because like

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you know, the pictures started popping up on Friday, Yeah,
and you're like you're like a man like this, you know,
and then you get the you know, did did he
wander off? Did something else? More sinister happen. An Air
Canada Express Regional jet crashed into a Port Authority vehicle
at LaGuardia Airport last night and shut the airport down.

(05:34):
The vehicle was going about twenty four miles an hour
when it hit the plane. So yeah, dude, I don't
I don't know what's going on at airports. It's but
it's like it's getting it's getting ridiculous, so that I
don't have to travel with this whole TSA thing too
is standing in line for three and four hours. Man, uh,
that's news. What about sports? Sixers thunder tonight, phil Is

(05:55):
raised today, Flyers blue Jackets tomorrow, and the Phillies announced
that signed a new six year contract with Christopher sam Chanz. Also,
DraftKings is getting accused by the NC double A of
copyright infringement for using things like Final four, Elite eight,
and Sweet sixteen and they're advertising. Yeah, they're like, that's

(06:17):
the word super Bowl, Like we can't gain it's the
big Game. So yeah, so they sent them a seasoned
decist letter. There you go. That's news. That's rain to
day hipped to fifty two or chance of rain the day.
I have to fifty two clouds tonight, over a thirty
one tomorrow for your Tuesday sunny hipp to forty seven
fifty outside right now. One hundred point seven is the
XL South Jersey's rock stations, THEXL Morning Show. One hundred

(06:43):
point seven is THEXL South Jersey's rock stations, The XL
Morning Show. Okay, I love my kid, but baseball is
going to be tough to get through this year. Oh boy,
we had a first baseball practice. And here's the thing.
My my thirteen year old, he's playing flag football. I'm
into it. I love it. There. I'm watching the practice,
the plays they do it just on Sunday for two hours.
I'm into that, like I enjoy because I enjoy football,

(07:06):
like I can see playing football, but that baseball thing. Man.
So he had his first his first practice over the weekend.
It was like two and a half hours long. The
coach is like, way into it. Listen, I mean he's
teaching it. He's nine. Yeah, so we're still now we're
also going to have kids pitching, which I think you
should probably do the coach at that age, because I

(07:27):
hear and I'm getting a word of it too. Man.
It's like there's a lot of balls, there's a lot
of walking. Beginning of the year is tough to follow.
It's tough to see. But yeah, man, for two and
a half hours, I'm like, I love my kid. I
gotta be here because he keeps looking for me and
I'm giving him the thumbs up when he catches the
ball and he did. Okay, was he playing outfield nowhere yet? Man?
He did like yeah, I drills. Yeah, but I realized too,

(07:50):
so he's nine. This is his first year, and there's
kids have been playing like T ball three or four years.
I'm still watching kids as they're like, he's teaching them
how to swing well the balls on the t and
the kids at this age like not even my kid.
They're still hitting the bottom of the tee and not
the still ball, And I'm like, do you expect them
to hit a pitch? Give me, you can't hit the

(08:11):
ball off of the tee. I can't imagine what's gonna
happen during a baseball season. But he's doing some fielding
and stuff like that, so I don't know where he's
gonna be. And good for the coach too, because like
the coach doesn't even have a kid in the game.
I guess they just needed coaches. And he saw it
through a text thread. He's like, I guess I'll coach rust.
It's not gonna be any baseball. But not my favorite

(08:32):
man when it comes to just watching. Yeah, Like I'll
always say this, man, kids basketball was always the worst
for me. You would have a game it would be
like six to two and every kid's just trying to
throw up a shot. Then they're not even going anywhere.
Near the net, and it just it was awful, Like

(08:53):
in nine ten year old basketball the worst. They don't
even lower the net stand for that, do they.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I don't think so. I mean nice, like, I don't know,
lower dad, if I could get If I'm watching a
ten year old slam dunk a ball, even if it
is like five feet off the ground, at least you're
giving me something. I remember, I've seen it, like two hands,
you're trying to throw it up there. You don't even
hit the rim. We put a basketball net up in
our driveway and I, uh my little guy was like,

(09:19):
can we can you bring it down? And I'm like, no,
I'm gonna put it at regulation. Dude, you're gonna learn
how to play at regulation. You're right, I don't want
to pull. No, it's not you're not coming. I'm not
putting it down. No, you're gonna learn how to actually
play basketball if we're gonna have this in our driveway. Yeah,
I get it, man, I get I know it would
be easier for him, but you know, once you start

(09:40):
sinking them at ten feet, then you're in because that's
what the regulation's gonna be. Yeah, Baseball is tough to
get and I did. I didn't bring a chair, and
they're like, all the parents got these real nice chairs chairs.
I'm just a rookie, man, I had no idea. What's
going on. You got to bring one of those metal
containers that they all the women drink out of. You
got put either wine or champagne in there. Oh god.

(10:02):
Some are talking about they have like tents that go
over top of your body when you're watching the sports.
He said, listen, y'all, I'm this is my first one.
I'm not gonna be on the field all day long.
This is like a couple practices a week and then
a game and that's it. Man. The other tough one
is little kids soccer because it starts at like eight
am on a Saturday and the grass is wet and cold. Yeah,

(10:26):
so now you got wet cold feet while you're sitting
there watching little kids play soccer, which is awful. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm talking to my neighbors. Man, they're on the field
like he's got we guy over the weekend had to
be up at five forty five to be in Cherry Hill,
to be on the to be on the field for
soccer at seven am. Yeah, what kid is awake at
seven am. They do. They they pack it all in. Man,

(10:48):
you go to those soccer fields. We'll go to this park.
It's like five six soccer fields and they're all packed. Yeah. Man,
it's nuts. Look we get back. We knock out some
rock news. Scotty, here's some rock news for you. I
didn't see this beef coming. In twenty twenty six, Dave

(11:09):
Davies from The Kinks, he said he's highly offended by
what DJ and musician Moby had to say about The
King's classic song Lola thirty six. Yep, Well that guy,
that guy Moby who I mean, for a split second,

(11:29):
in the late nineties early two thousands had a thing going.
Nobody listens to disco. Yeah, Eminem not a big fan.
So I guess I don't know. Somebody was interviewing Moby
and they brought up this. Why were they interviewing Mobe? Yeah, hey, Moby,

(11:50):
can we sit down when we talk? Who's this rolling
stones about?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I guess they brought up there. I don't know how
this even comes about. They bring up the king song Lola,
and Moby went on and on about how he hates
the song now because it's transphobic. Oh oh, that's what
we're doing. Okay, And so Dave Davies is like, yeah,
like you know, go fly I dude, go kick rocks.
Is it really transphobic? Well? Yeah, it's about a guy

(12:15):
who meets what he thinks is a girl at a bar.
Oh oh, it turns out that it's a guy. I
does sound transphobic. Turns out to what it sounds like
a guy who thought he was going down with a girl.
Uh so so yeah, So now Moby and the Kinks
are fighting. Ted Nugent has revealed a new wave of
twenty twenty six tour dates. If you want to see
Uncle Ted, let's see closest we're gonna get here in

(12:39):
Jersey to see Uncle Ted. Pretty much South and Midwest
looks like Arkansas probably will be the closest that we
get to seeing Uncle Ted Nugent April eighteenth in El Dorado, Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Bill Collins was the lead vote getter for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. They do like a fan
vote and whoever wins gets into the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame and Phil Collins leading, who do you
think has beaten him out? Over the weekend Darius Rutger,
You're not that far off. Now, Phil Collins deserves to

(13:22):
be this poor guy. He's gonna die before he gets in.
New Addition has now beat him out, has the top
vote getter for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
and the fan vote. I'm more of a soul guy,
so I'm okay with it. Flying with Oh my god,
mister telephone man, there's something wrong with my line. Our

(13:43):
old promo girl who lives in Nashville. Now, she posted
a picture up over the weekend. I guess it was
she went to see Bobby. It was New Edition in
Vogue I want to and another band and afterwards Bobby
Browner says, one like wandering around the bar. So she

(14:06):
got a picture with Bobby Brown But yeah, New Addition,
Now Bobby was the og New Edition and then what
Johnny Gill came in to replace him. Janny Gil was
a part of it. Yeah, I don't know. Were they
all together? It was five of them, right, yeah, But
then Bobby Brown left to do his own thing, and
then the other guys broke off to do what was
the belved the vote? Well, how old was New Addition?

(14:28):
Because they sound like kids, right, They were. I mean
that those like Candy Girl like they were they were kids.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
But the guy who created a new addition was like, Okay,
we've all all the success for New Edition and that,
and that's for the black audience. He goes, I'm going
to do this for a white audience. And he he
discovers new Kids on the Block.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Huge, Yeah, so two bangers in a row. So New
Edition right now has the has the votes. They were
fifty thousand votes over Phil Collins. Right now. There you go.
Some rock news, you know on Launcher point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station and the z XL Morning Show.
So I was on a sort of kind of vacation

(15:14):
last week and you know, we were the wife and
I and my in laws were down. We were hitting
up some bars during the day, bouncing around and it
was a nice beach town, so you can get outdoor
bars and everything like that. And we're at some place
and cool outdoor bar, not super crowded, and we were

(15:39):
there having a couple of drinks and the girl who's
working and this is a great move, by the way,
she comes up to us and she goes bartender. It's
not the bartender it's the waitress. Okay, it's only one
waitress in the whole place. And so she comes up
and she goes, Hey, I got a deal for you guys.

(16:00):
Cute girl, right, She goes, If you guys give us
a good Yelp and Google review, I'll give you free shots. Okay,
yeah they want that, yeah, cause she's like, she's like,
we want to get our Yelp review up and our
Google review up. So she goes, if you all put
a positive message right now on our Google and Yelp,

(16:21):
I'll give you free green tea shots. That's a nice deal.
Because too many people, when they have a bad experience,
they're the first ones to jump on Yelp. Oh my god,
the service suck. But if you leave a place, you're like, hey,
that was nice, But you don't think about leaving a
review ever. And I never think about doing that if
you have a positive experience. So I was like, all right,
I'll play your game. Had to figure out how to

(16:41):
sign on the Google and then I went and I
just handed the phone to my wife and I was like,
can you just write a positive review of this place?
I didn't even know in the name of the place,
and She's like, if you could put my name on there,
that'd be awesome too. It's like a little shout out, yeah,
shout out to the waitress. And I got my green
tea shot. We don't want my wife. We were talking
about this yesterday. She was getting something off of Amazon,

(17:04):
and then she was leaving a nice review on Amazon
for the product. And I've never thought to leave a
review on Amazon, because it comes, you use it, if
you don't like it, you send it back. It's easy,
Like there's never a good or bit. I always have
a good experience with Amazon. If I will. If i'm
if it's not tangible and I'm ordering something off Amazon,
off of Walmart, Target, that kind of stuff, I will

(17:25):
read the reviews, oh no, of the product. Yeah, you're right,
And I'm like, I never thought about that, because I'll
read the reviews four and a half stars, five stars,
three stars, two stars, whatever. I'll read the review. But
I've never put two and two together that someone actually
had to leave that review. It's one of those things
where I always go, yeah, like a lot of times
somebody comes over, does work at your house? Right? Guy?

(17:47):
You know? I think I had a refridge put in
or I think it was an oven. I had an
oven installed, and the guy's like, hey, man, it would
really help us. Here's like my card if you leave
a positive review. And I'm always like, yeah, bro, don't worry.
Absolutely I do. I never. I never follow up. I know.
You know what I get too, I get all the

(18:07):
time is uh, if I'm talking to somebody on the phone,
say he by the way, at the end of this,
there's a little survey, dude, get out of here, goes
right to and I just I'm like, I just, I'm sorry.
I know it sucks for you, but I have I'm
sure I have no time to leave you a review. Man. Yeah,
it just was on hold for twenty eight minutes. I
don't want to have to do a review for you.
I'm sorry, mister Patel. I just don't have the time today.

(18:30):
You were great. Thank you so much. I thought, dude,
what a great way you know to to negotiate like that. Hey,
I got free shots for you guys. If you leave
a positive review on our yelp. You know why, because
there's enough money there for it to be Because it's
probably a thirty dollars round, twenty dollars round of shots
to what they would charge a screen tea shot. I
think it's like, I don't know, it's like line juice

(18:51):
and like vodka. Yeah, you know, it's not like it's
in order of fries. We're like, hey, listen for a
four dollar fry? Can you go on here? I don't
think I do that, but a round of shots is
pretty all. That's a great move. It was like five
of us. She got five positive reviews. Yeah, you know,
all came in at the same time, which isn't shady
at all. Yeah. Oh, exactly twelve hours ago, five people
just said how great this place was. Look, we get back.

(19:13):
We'll knock out some headlines. Conspiracy Corner one hundred point
seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station, The z XL
Morning Show, Gary G. Garcia in studio. I apologized last
week we had a postponed conspiracy corner. I was on vacation.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yeah, look, man, you look great. You look like you
had a good vacation. Man, it was I'll tell you
what if he wasn't a male, I think he's pregnant
right now, I'll be like, yo, did your lady get
your pregnant on vacation.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's one of those things where the first like day
or two, maybe your lady's pregnant, Well you're still no
no no vaseectomy. Oh yeah me to dude. Way to go, man, Yeah,
that's the way to go. So so the first couple
of days of vacation, I'm still kind of stressed out,
like you know. And then you get to like the
third day and you're like, okay, I can start to relax. Yeah.

(20:12):
And then you get like a day a day and
a half of relaxation, and then it starts ramping up
like okay, we gotta leave. Yeah, and it's like all right,
so all of this, I got like a day and
a half of like real like okay, Like the first day, dude,
I was up at three thirty in the morning. I
was up like we were coming to work, Like I text.
I was like, we should have just went to work. Yeah. Yeah,
well that's you guys. Man, what do you want? Yeah, timing,

(20:34):
you're on.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
I want to give a shout out, sorry if I
get it wrong to Allison.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is it Allison? I wrote the name down, but I
was burned.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
She came to the show this weekend with her husband
to check to check me out. She listens to the program,
so a big shout out to you, and I hope,
I hope I got it right. I wrote it down.
I looked this morning. I'm like, damn, what is it?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I look when you give shout outs?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah, yeah, No.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
She was great and a husband. Husband was like a
lot like my woman. He's not into all the stuff,
but he's like she listens to you guys, and we
started talking about some conspiracy so that was cool.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Mann, Well, what do you have for us today? What
can old man?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I'll tell you, man, you take one week off and
they all just keep flooding in.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
So let's see what we can get to BB and Yahoo.
Is he dead? They're saying there's a lot of proof
that he's dead. Well, there's no proof he's alive. They
put out an AI video.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
They put out about five of them by now, there's
like at least five.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Why are you putting AI videos out exactly.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
If you're alive, and I mean not even good AI videos,
like easily you could look like one this finger has
six fingers on one hand, the other one like the
dude talking to it and then not to mention. Look,
even if it was real, who does what he's doing?
Like the propaganda is so horrible. He's walking talking to
this guy. Then he pulls out a list and you
see the video he goes, he goes, I got the list,

(21:52):
and he pulls it out. He goes these to the
names of the people that basically he wants to kill,
and then the other guy.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is like, I'm not on there? Am I?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
He those gloves wards? What he does is he dead?
I think I think he's injured, because my way of
thinking is this, why make us think he's still alive?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
If he's well, do you not put him out there
in a public What happened when I ran? Every time
you put a new leader, we got him. Matter of fact,
I think the head of their military was out doing
a walk. He's like, oh, it's perfectly safe. And they
got him too. They got him too. Wasn't there one
they made a cardboard cutout? Dude, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I'm gonna say the same thing that I said every
first time I came here and you said to me, oh,
you're a conspiracy dude. What do you think about the
Ukraine War? And I said, well, first you have to
prove to me. As a Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
We just forgot about it.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Well, it's still happening, but we forgot about it. It's
not completely over.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I don't know, did it ever happen? Is this happening?
You know?

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Like someone made a point for me the other day,
like who's this? Look all these all these leaders are
in bed with each other. Man, So how will we
know if like Iran and and and America doesn't have
some deal where they're just putting out all this propaganda
they know what the end result is going to be
and nothing's actually going on.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I need someone to give me a ticket to Iran
to see what's happening.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I took it. I took a road trip and my
gas was at three seventy a gown. It was a
road time for a road trip.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Well, it's even worse now, man, It's like it is
in the past. Four dollars now, I mean I do
plus four dollars. Oh yeah, I'm four dollars and I
think twenty cents and stuffing like that.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's insane.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
That's insane, because you know what it is, our leaders
think that if they drop enough bombs on innocent people,
we will forget about the Epstein Fox.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't think it's to cover up.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Of course, they literally think that if they drop enough
I mean enough bombs, that will forget about the Epstein everything.
And I'm gonna say, I don't think we have enough.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Bombs to do that asking about it. I don't think
we have enough.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Of our brains. I think I think they're stuck with
this one. But remind me of Lad the Dog.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
All right, let's conspiracies. So they're saying now that Savannah Guthrie,
the chick from the Today Show whose mom was kidnapped,
it's tied to Epstein because Savannah Guthrie had interviewed a
bunch of Epstein victims and to get back at her,
took the mom.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Well, you know, Erica Kirk is getting tied into Epstein
now too, because she was down with the modeling agency
and she said, and she's coming out and saying, oh,
she's coming out and saying that she worked in the
modeling agency helping the models, but she won't stay helping
the models. What And everybody's saying, she's the one who
put them in the apartments for Epstein. And they would
put them in the small apartments, shove them in there

(24:50):
like five six deep.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
But here has a nice little Erica.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Just remember though, from the very first time words came
out of her mouth.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
What did I say? She is off?

Speaker 5 (25:02):
First time when everybody else was going, oh, you know,
before you know, anyone was even saying anything. From the
very first time I saw her, I said this, this
woman ain't right. So you know what they just found
out on September tenth, her husband got murdered, right on
September tenth, right.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
On September two days in this country.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah, on the September eleventh, she spent over twelve hundred
dollars shopping for tracksuits.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I do that too, yes, yeah, and you want to
be comfortable.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Man, that's that's you know, everyone is different, right.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
That came out when that reminded me of the side
Feld episode when he Lane's waiting for a date and
she finds out he got stabbed, and he's at the
hospital and she's at the movie theater and she's about
to run out, but it's that she buys some juju.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Beats, So then when she goes there, she offens to
do juju beats and he goes, where'd you get these?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
He goes the movie and he goes, well, didn't they
tell you I got stabbed?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
She goes, yeah, he goes.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Wasn't that before you went in? She's like, yeah, he goes,
And you still do you know what?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
You know why? Wife called me? She was going into labor.
I still stopped at my buddy's deli to get something.
He in the way to the hospital. My wife was
in there all day.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
My wife was in labor, and I realized I didn't
have a camera, and I told him not to push.
I'm running downstairs to go get one of those box
cameras and I told her. She said, I said, don't push,
and I ran downstairs and got a box camera.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
My dad was dying, Gary. My dad was in hospice dying,
and Joe and I went to a thing called mister
Hush's Weekend of Fear. That's where we were. And we
think he died in disappointment. He was so disappointed in me.
If it was disappointment, he would have died a lot
sooner than recap. I don't think he just became disappointed.

(26:45):
Actually right there, so let's recap. Who may not be alive.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
I don't think I think he's injured, Okay, but he
could very well be the.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
AI think he were just weird, Like why do that
put it out? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Unless he's injured, and they don't want him to know
he's injured, so they're just going to keep putting these
out until he's able to step back into the picture
and then just claim it was always him.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
He could be dead. He could be dead. They hit
his house. And here's another big conspiracy, is that we're winning.
That we're winning, that's a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
We're not.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
If what they're saying is true, if the information that's
been put out there is true, we're not winning all right.
First of all, you're going up against Yeah, we're going
up against Persia. Remember Persia, And what kills me is
people keep talking about three hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Well three hundred. They took him out three hundred. They lost.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
They want a couple of battles, but they lost. Nobody
beats Persia. Anyone of the thinks that we could go
out there. They got a hundred million people out there. Yo,
they're ready to roll, and that's their contracts, that's their country.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
They're not going nowhere. They can do this all day, you.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Know, just like in Vietnam all all people wanted to
come back home, You're not was like, we ain't got
nowhere to go.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
We're home, so we could do this all day. We're
not gonna win. We need to know nobody wanted this.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Nobody wanted this, and anyone who still can call themselves
a Republican or a Democrat after these Epstein files have
come out, then they're just you know, they just want
to be lied to. And nothing proves to me more
people always go they want honesty. Nobody wants honesty. If
you're still wondering how you're gonna get your taxes paid
and you're like, who am I going to vote for

(28:28):
this time around, then you don't want honesty because ain't
nobody voted for You know what I say, Afroman af.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Afro Man for President dog awesome, it was awesome. We're
gonna talk about it just a little bit. Dude, it is.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Afro Man for If you don't know afromany They raided
his house three years ago. They raided his house saying
that he had he was kidnapping check and that he
had drugs. Somebody just reported that and they just went
with it, and dude, he made so much fun of
the cops. They sued him for defamation and he just
won the case and the court was yesterday. Did you
watch any of it? Watch, dude, I just showed.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Watched the afromn trial. It is great.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
I'm mad they didn't that. We can't do that with
the Diddy. We can't watch the Diddy stuff to see
how people were talking and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That bothers me, dude. The fact that he one of
the cops tried to eat a piece of lemon cake
and cake and so now and now he's crying on
the stand that everywhere he goes they call him lemon
pound cake.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
How about this afro man bought one witness and it
was the cops ex wife.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
His wife, Wow, because he did a song where he
claims he slept with her. Right a couple of bucks
in your pocket. You just don't care, man, you're dangerous. Yeah. Well,
they broke all his stuff.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
They ruined his house and they're like, nah, we don't have.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
To pay you. Yeah, cut his power lines and everything.
I thought you not right now? If there was a
GOFUNDMI for afromn II dollars, Yeah, I feel so bad
for the show. Head to tow American flag suit. Yeah,
if you want to, if you want to have fun today,
go YouTube Afroman and.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Follow up on the So let's start the movement. Afro
Man for President.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I love it. We can start it right now. Man,
let's get the T shirts and we go from the
Yahoo to afromn.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Well, yeah, because I would vote for afro Man. I
would vote for affrol Man. That's what I'm saying. Like,
if you're going to vote Republican, a Democrat, get away
from me. Vote Afroman because they're evil. Yeah, they're all.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Evil, evil.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Okay, So vote for afro Man or bring back the
dude the wrench to damn high, bring that dude in.
You know a right Erica kirk now is also you
know she's gonna be on the ticket with a vance.
What they're talking about. They're talking about putting on the
ticket as one of the people. I mean, she the
one that has done nothing is so much.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
At the same time, you can't shut them up, Scott,
where can people find you? Well? This week?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Man?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
On the I think it's the twenty third. I think
the twenty third. What's today's day the twenty third, Today's
the twenty third? Yeah, is it you got something to do?
Is twenty third today?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
It is the twenty third today. Are you gonna be
somewhere today?

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna be at AC Flowers. Man, it's the
grand opening. I'll be over there talking conspiracy. So if
you want to come through my time, I'll be about
two o'clock until about four, you know.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And where is it?

Speaker 5 (31:18):
It's right on white Horse Pike, right in at Harbor City.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Man.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, man, so I'll be over there and then, uh,
you know, come check me out at AC jokes Man,
I'm in Atlantic City. We got more shows popping off.
You have my boys throwing a rob out there this weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
He crushed. The shows were great, man. Nice And you
won't be at my party on Saturday night. Well, Saturday
is from what to what? Seven to twelve? Eleven? Everybody leaves.
I'm old man to eleven.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
I'm going to try to get there before the show
that's on what Saturday or Friday? Saturday Saturday. I'm gonna
try to get there before my show. I'm gonna try
to get that. I was just talking to a Buddha
about it. I want to come, I want.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
To come in and I'm not going to be there.
You're not? Why not?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Man?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I got a lesbian party to go to. Yeah, you're
coming out, yep. Look we love it, Gary, I love you, guys.
I missed you, guys. Man, we get back. We'll knock
out some trash.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Oh love track anything thirty or nothing? Anything racket rocking
or roughing yet love frash.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Here's some trash for you. I guess this happened while
I was on vacation. Chuck Norris passed away. Yeah, how
about that, man, the great Chuck Norris Walker Texas Ranger.
Also all those karate movies and action movies, right he
fought Bruce Lee, sure did. Yeah, that was Enter the Dragon,
I think so, a great movie called Sidekicks and he

(32:51):
made in the early nineties. Yeah, so what happened? I
heard he was sparring with a was he sparring with
like his trainer or something or I don't know. I mean, dude,
it was eighty yeah, yeah, a gay guy, you know.
But it seemed to be a good health. Uh yeah.
He had some type of medical issue, they said, and
ended up passing away. Remember that that machine he was
pushing where you're on like a bed and it's on

(33:12):
an incline and you take your arms him and Christy Brinkley. Yeah,
they did the infomercial for that kept them alive for
eighty six years. Mcaulay Culkin's wife, Brenda Song, she was
complaining and I get this man, she's complaining about Alaskan airlines.
I guess she's got young children. And when they were

(33:33):
boarding the flight, the flight attendant told her that they're
gonna have to split them up, okay, And as a mother,
like when you have young kids, you're like, I don't
want my kids sitting by themselves. You just hope someone's
nice enough in the seat that go ahead. You know, Hey,
by the way, do you mind if we switch? And
usually people do. We've done it with us too, because
we get the flights where they're cheap, and they're like,
where you're on the plane, but we don't know where
you're gonna sit. And she said, uh, you know, I

(33:55):
gave away. You know, she bought first class tickets and
it was booked months in advance, and then they changed
up the seats on her. See. I don't like that, dude.
I feel even if I had a ticket in my
hand with a seat number, I feel like I'm not
guaranteed to get on that flight, dude. It happened to
us a couple of years ago. We had planned a
trip to Chicago. This was United, and my wife books

(34:16):
it twenty four hours before we get an alert that
we've been bounced from the flight. How you paid for
your ticket? Pay for the ticket, everything's done, bounce from
the flight, not sure if they can reschedule a flight
at a later date. Piece, And we're like, okay, and
then the best is you don't get a refund, you
get a credit. Yeah, but you've already spent whatever you

(34:38):
did on the room and everything else. Dude. I told
my wife, I said, forget about it. Let's get in
the car and we drove to a twelve hour drive
to Chicago, because like, I'm not going to play this
game with them and try and what get a later flight.
We already have hotel rooms booked. You know, it's it's nonsense, man.
I don't know when this happened that airlines just became
a complete disaster. We I think they crammed too many

(34:59):
in there. You got too many flights they could I'd
rather you cut your flights in half. And I know
that when I get there, you know, I know what,
I'm going to have a flight to where I'm going.
I get this. Savannah Guthrie, Uh, you know, she's the
woman from the Today Show. Her mom's missing, still missing.
She is pleading with people to to make sure they
don't forget about her mom because the who's a Savannah Guthrie,

(35:22):
the woman from the Today Show whose mom's missing. She's
she's saying, hey, like, don't forget about my mom because
with the news cycle, you know, you completely forget that.
You know, it has been over a month. Even the
police have kind of came out and said.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, there's not.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Much we can do. Yeah, So it's like, yeah, man,
I can't imagine somebody just disappearing and not knowing where
they are, you know, not even even if they you know,
have passed, you know, just to be able to have
some closure with the technology we have now, how does
somebody not pick it up somewhere somehow of them if
we're in camera or camera in someone's house or something.

(36:00):
Nicole Kidman looks like she is dating some dude named
Simon Baker. She got divorced last year from Keith Urban,
the country singer. How about this Aquaman. Jason Momoa had
to evacuate his home in Hawaii because of flooding. But
you're Aquaman, right, don't you live in the water. What

(36:22):
a great place for it, dude. I would play that
if I look like him and I was Aquaman and
I'm living in Hawaii, Dude, I would play that up.
Just walk around everywhere I go as Aquaman. The guy
Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer if you watched it
back in the day. Nicholas Brendan is his name. He
passed away over the weekend, so rest in peace. People

(36:43):
said some nice things to say about him. I know
he battled drugs and alcohol over the last ten to
fifteen years and didn't one of those things. Man, where
he was a huge star on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
and did really nothing else after that. Ooh, this is bad.

(37:04):
You know Meghan Markle and the Redheaded Prince Kid? Is
that Howard Prince Howard Harry Harry, the regular people just
like you and I. Yeah, they wanted to be regular people,
so they they bailed from the Royal Family and Netflix
signed them to a big deal to do these shows
on Netflix, and they bombed everything. Everything they've touched so
far is bombed here in the United States. The Netflix

(37:26):
CEO unfollowed Meghan Markle his wife on Instagram. Deal dad,
he just broke up, yep uh. And Zachary ty Bryant.
He was the oldest son from Home Improvement. I got
nineteen months in jail for domestic violence. There you go,
some trash for South Jersey. Good morning z XL. Hey,

(37:53):
what's going on, buddy? How are you?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Oh? Not bad?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yourself? Good man? Doing well, buddy? Thanks early early listener. Uh.
And for that you get tickets for Atlantic City Beer
and Music fast April eleventh. I that sounds great, every buddy.
We'll make it the ZXL workforce employer the day. What's
your job? My job is I am a industry on

(38:16):
the cash and the seafood plant. Okay, well you could
do that. You could drink beer and do that job,
can't you. Yeah? What the hell I was thinking in
a seafood plant. Yeah, actually we do when we process
all clams. I spoken to you in the past. I've
wanted a few years about to gotcha. All right, cool man,
what do you fix the machines?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, fix machines, design electronics, all kinds of stuff that
like the guys like, hey man, there's a clam stuck
in the bell the belt there. You got to clean
that out. Call Johnny. Yeah, now we got we got
other guys to take care of that stuff. I work
over in a nice clean area. We deal with the
labeling machines.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I don't have to do it with.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
You don't have to go home smelling like clams.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, no, no, no, I stay away from it.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Look, man, uh, you got tickets for the Atlantic City
Beer and Music Fast April eleven. H what's your first name?
All right? All right, Bob, all right, Bob the clam guy.
Who's not the clam guy. He'sn deal with that. He's
not good. Yeah, he doesn't have to deal with that nonsense.
My dad kind of did what you did. You would

(39:25):
have to go travel the world and as a company
would sell equipment to places, and he would have to
go to the factory and teach the workers how to
use it. And he said the worst was he said
the worst was catfish. So they'd make these, uh, these
machines that would process catfish. But I didn't know this.
I guess catfish have these little antlers that come off

(39:45):
their snout. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and they sting you.
Oh wow, and it's like your arm blow you know,
it's like they sting your hand or your arm, it'll
blow up the size like a balloon. Your dad was
it like pork factories, right, yeah, so that's normally what
the it was ould poultry like that kind of stuff,
meat and poultry. You No, I picture your dad like
Paulie and Rocky with the apron on with the blood

(40:07):
on it. But he was actually the professional that came
in there into the clean air. Well that's all you
got a start. He ran a ham factory, so he
was like Paulie. The most disgusting thing my dad told
me was, uh, he worked for this ham factory for
like ten years all throughout the seventies. And they would
so the meat that started the rock, right, those things
that you talk about like they're hanging on the hooks, Yeah,

(40:28):
would start the rock, and you're supposed to get rid
of it. Guys would come in on trucks that like
had like bodegos and stuff and they would buy it
and they would take it out into the back and
just cut the bad parts of it all. Dude. And
so yeah, and my dad. He was the one that

(40:49):
sold it to him. All Right, look Bob, right, he said, Bob,
all right, you stay on hold. We're gonna get all
your info. All right, all right, we'll under point seven
of the exl SAP Jersey's rock stations, the X Show.
We are streaming on the iHeart radio app. You can
get us anywhere worldwide. I heard radio app search w

(41:12):
z x L. Have you followed this story? The Afroman story? Okay, no,
fill me in this popcup and I know Afroman, so
go ahead. It is fantastic, so Afroman. Uh black guy
saying it's song called Because I Got High two thousand
and one. It was a goofy hit for a split second.

(41:34):
And he's made a career for himself. He makes these
goofy songs. I think he's like a big TikToker now.
And he lives a pretty quiet life in Ohio. He's
in Ohio now, So he lives in Ohio and lives
a pretty quiet life. Does his you know, social media stuff.
And I guess the police in this town are a

(41:54):
little corrupt, and they think that he's child trafficking and
selling drug because he's because he's Afro man well, the
selling drugs thing. I can't I can't deny him. He's
got like, you know, he's got the ring camera set
up all over his house. You see a swat team
of this local town. They kick down his door, right

(42:14):
they they they go, they flip off the cameras and
then they cut the chords to the cameras, right, but
not before you see one of the cops go in
for a piece of lemon pop lemon uh, lemon cake pie.
Lemon cake pie though, and you're talking about lemon merangu pie.
I don't know it's lemon something meringue. Yes, fantastic. So

(42:38):
uh so they find nothing. They don't charge him with anything.
They don't find drugs, they don't find kids. They they
thought there was a dungeon, right. So he he gets
the footage and makes a music video out of it,
and he makes fun of the cops, calling the one guy,
you know, the the lemon merangue pie guy. Okay, and

(43:00):
and what he does, he's a he's a goof right,
and he's like, you know, you kick down my door.
It's on the floor, you know. Now, fat's so cop
wants a pie. Oh. He wakes money off of this
I do. So he does these things. Now it comes
out one of the cops gets busted for a child
porn I think. Another one of the cops gets fired

(43:21):
for doing something else bad, right, like corruption. So he
keeps making these songs about these cops that that busted
down his door. He said they stole a bunch of
money that was in his pocket. He said he did
a concert with Snoop Dogg. He had five thousand in
cash and a jacket pocket that went missing. And so
he makes these songs up. So the cops end up

(43:44):
suing him for defamation, and last week he won the case.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Good.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You know what, Listen, I love the polude, but I
am on Afroman's side with this. He he's in court,
he's wearing American flag, sunglasses and an American flags. He's
got the big afro, and dude, he does a speech
on the stand and it's fantastic. He's like, I got
my first avenment rights and he goes, this wouldn't happen

(44:10):
if you guys, for no reason, didn't kick down my door,
flip off the cameras, cut the chords of the cameras,
steal my money and find and find nothing and dude,
I am obsessed now with this Afroman. So then he
put out a song in the American suit with the
American sunglasses. He puts up a suit or puts up
a video after he won. And uh and so that's

(44:34):
his brand new video that he has about him winning
the court case. Yeah, my first real radio gig Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Buddy's Vibe. They by this little radio station. So I'm
down there. Well, Aframan's a local guy.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Now.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
He got his start. He would sell mixtapes like out
of the trunk of his car. He worked at a
chicken factory. And it was when that song got which
I think I think he won a Grammy. It was
a big for that summer of two thousand and one
because I Got High was a big, a big hit. Yeah.
So he is like a local guy, and I remember.
So we bring him into the radio station. We pre
recorded an interview and we're playing the interview as the

(45:08):
planes are hitting the world trade centers. Oh boy, so
then we had to bail out of the interview. But uh, yeah,
local guy. I'm surprised he's in Ohio. Man, he was
like a Mississippi guy forever. Local, little celebrities. Uh. He
lives in a little suburb outside of Cincinnati and just
like living his life, just doing social media. Let me
see afro Man. Good for him. He has another song too.

(45:29):
I belave in a pound Cake is what the song
was called. And the guys on the cop is on
the stand crying because he said, Now when he goes anywhere,
people call him lemon cake guy. I just put Afroman
in search and it came up Afroman lemon pound Cake.
And uh yeah. He also does a song called Cold
forty five. It's fantastic. Yeah, good, all right, all right,

(45:50):
hold on this, let me sit here, Afroman, will you
help me repair my door? This is his celebration song
mine I've seen the corruption. I will buy it. I
will buy it. You play a game, man, dismiss your

(46:13):
claims the proof sun.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I love this guy. Look at him. Look at him.
He's Hallelujah hits the spin off. I'm obsessed with afro Man. Now.
Now here's the problem is. I want to addit my Spotify,
But what playlist do I add it? Tou because it's

(46:39):
not really hip hop. Do you see the cop eyeing
up the lemon cake in the video good for him, man, Yeah,
a big win for Afro man uh and free speech. Look,
we can pack well to think on you. You think
you've got it bad. I don't think we have a
bad dress codes. I think I'm okay with a dress code.

(47:03):
Ruth Chris Steakhouse announced that their dress code is going
to be enforced moving forward. This means those who insist
on wearing ball caps inside will have to hang in
the bar area and they can't be in the restaurant.
Oh that's me man, I love a ball cap. In addition,
the baby the business casual policy means no one will
be permitted if they're wearing gym ware pool attire, tank tops,

(47:26):
clothing with offensive graphics or language, revealing clothing, or exposed undergarments.
So that's if you're going to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Yeah,
it's a pretty nice place. I mean they're a chain,
but it's still a pretty nice place. It was I
I was somewhere a couple of years ago and they
wouldn't let me in because I had shorts on it.

(47:47):
There used to be a place called Grazianos. Growing up.
I think some Nachi used to go there when he
took the way he flew in a Philly and would
go to Atlantic City. It's on the pike. Whatever. But
I remember you had to have a dinner jacket. So
if you didn't have a jack, remember, they they would
have them in the lab. They had them. But I
was in a pair of shorts with a T shirt,
all with my buddies and I was wearing some old
guy's dinner jacket that they left there. But it got

(48:09):
me in the you know, got me in the door.
I remember that was that that was a thing you
had to you had to have a jacket on. Yeah.
And now, dude, and that's the thing, Like you just
look at people now, like you don't like going to
a store. And I'm like watching people walk around in
pajamas and crocs. Yeah, they don't care anymore. I'm like, like,
really this is acceptable. Yeah, my kid tries to walk
out of the house of crocs. I'm like, na, that man,
just you gotta dress. Just give me, give me a

(48:30):
little something. You're going to school, buddy, Just give me
a little something.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
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the Italian team when they hit home run. That's how

(48:56):
they woke up with the expresso. So a guy in
the corner doing jillties, so tolados. They're selling the espresso
machine for thirty seven hundred bucks. Loading up on carbs
the night before, you know, with a pasta dish. If
you have a high profile career as a professional athlete,
you might want to think twice before sending dms to

(49:17):
Instagram models. Sarah Blake is a model with a substantial following.
She called out NASCAR driver Josh bill a Key for
sending her a direct message asking her where she's the
most ticklish On Twitter, she made it clear that she's
happily married and doesn't swoon when someone from NASCAR, the NBA,

(49:40):
or NFL slides into her dms. Yeah, dude, I guess
that's the big thing. Especially if you're like an athlete.
You just hit up these girls in the like their
direct messaging on Instagram or TikTok or one of those.
And that's how you hook up with these brothers just
because you say it sounds worse than it is, Like, oh,
I slid into he like Buddy said, he slid into

(50:01):
some girl's DM over the weekend. I'm like, that doesn't
mean you slept with her. It just means you direct
message her. Yeah, and you'd be like, hey, and she
leaves it unread? She what she leaves it unread? Now?
What does that mean? She doesn't read it?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
God, because you can see if they read it or yeah,
So if she leaves it unread, did you really slide
in her DM?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Or did you just send a creepy message to a
girl who wants nothing to do with you? Like I
could slide into a celebrities DM right now. It doesn't
mean unless she reads it. You know, there's no connection there. Yeah,
and the d picts are another one. Oh where like
just you just out of nowhere, you just send that
to somebody Like has a girl ever answered to that?
I hope not like like here oh oh like, oh boy,

(50:49):
open it up and that's just what it is.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
There you go those people they have a bed, you
not so much. You know, you need fiber for a
health again, some morning show. So my wife and I
get into it last night. When I say get into it,
it's very much like there's no square up. Yeah, she's
not like she's not throwing anything at me. There's not
a you know, she's not coming at me. There's no
physical altercation, dude, it's just frustration, like a conversation back

(51:11):
and forth, just in frustration, not even raising our voices.
I don't I don't follow a lot of reality show stuff,
but I guess last week some reality show girl. She's
on some Mormon wive show yea, and she was gonna
be the Bachelorette this year. I guess a couple of
years ago, she got busted for domestic violence and the
video came out and it's her and dude, she's beating

(51:35):
up her husband and she throws like bar schools, oh yeah,
across the room at them. But their kid is next
to them. Yeah that's not me and my wife, and
so it's like it's like whoa, okay, all right. So
of course then now ABC had to cancel this season
of the Bachelorette, which they already filmed. Why would you
I'd be watching it. Finally, I'd be watching it to

(51:57):
see this. But they knew she had been arrested for it.
I guess maybe they thought nothing would come of it.
But then the video popped up and it was like, oof, Okay,
that's a guy right there filming it that obviously wanted
to get it on tape because it's happened many times.
All right, this is what you do. You just you're
domestic violent. Your your wife and my wife were texting
about it, and we were on the text thread and

(52:18):
I actually said it go the honest. Guy's a little
bit of a p word for even calling the cops. Sure, yeah, yeah,
but you could tell he was trying to get her
in trouble with He's like stop, yeah, stop you this
is what you do. Like, I don't know, has a
guy man, You're just like you know what, all right,
you get you just take the kid and you leave,

(52:40):
like you gotta call the cops really, and then they
do a police report that your wife beat you up.
So last night, we're leaving a friend's house. I had
the same thing happened to you last night. Not quite
so my wife said, we're at the table, she's got
a couple of vodka drink centers. Oh okay. It's like, hey,
youre you ready to go. I'm like, yes, I'm ready
to go. The kids are ready to go. There's nothing
for them to do. I was like, yes, I'm ready
to go. So then I get up and I say,

(53:01):
all right, kids, we're ready to go. Wrap it up.
So they wrap it up.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
My wife want to be a good a good guest.
Now she's in the kitchen. Now she's doing the dishes
for the dinner, okay, before we leave, okay, And I say,
what are you doing dishes? I was like, why they
come to our house, I do the dishes before they leave.
I was like, that's fine. There are guests in our house.
I don't want them doing the dishes. Some people would
look at that and say, and I don't know, I

(53:25):
do it my own way, leave it alone. Whatever. So
I said to my wife, I said, I'm not I'm
not aggravated that you're doing the dishes. It's that you said, hey,
let's get ready to go. Dude, we're in ready to
go mode. I've got my shoes on, I've got everything,
and now I'm standing there and you're doing the dishes
eas trying to impress easily. Have to give my wife

(53:48):
forty five minutes to leave, and she does. I call
it du She does a tour of goodbyes and it's
just like I go, babe, all right, time to go.
And I know it's forty five minutes of her dragging
her feet saying goodbyes, and it's like, dude, we've been
out the door and then she somehow gets back into

(54:08):
the house and we're there for another twenty minutes. At
this point, dude, I'll go, I go. I'm waiting in
the car. Yeah, I done. I've done that move before,
like like a little kid stomping my feet. I'm like,
I'm just going out to the car. This is it's
getting ridiculous. Oh I've gotten in a car and drove away,
like oh my, and here's the thing and like we
had that find my phone app. So I couldn't just
go around the corner and hide because again, I'm not

(54:30):
gonna leave her. I had to actually drive towards my
house and she saw it. She's like, are you really leaving?
I was like, I told you, if you don't get
in the car, it's time to go. Dude. It was
we were at a party and I forget it was
a birthday party, and then we went to like an
after party. It's now like one o'clock in the morning,
and we have an hour drive home, and so I

(54:53):
tell my wife, I go, babe, it's time to go.
And she's dragging her feet, and I said, okay, and
I went to one of her best friends and I said,
she's gonna stay with you tonight, And even her friend
had to go and tell her, yes, what are you doing,
It's time to go home. You're gonna want you. Because
here's the problem. My wife has done that before where
she's like, oh, I think I'm gonna stay and I

(55:14):
said that's fine, but I don't want to text in
an hour saying you got to come back and pick
me up, which happens all the time. She'll want to
stay somewhere because she's having a good time, and then
it gets to the point of the night where everything
ends and she's like, oh, I don't know why I
did this. You have to come back and get me.
I's like no, no, no, no, no, no no no
no no no no, you're a big girl. Uh, I'm

(55:35):
not coming back to get you. My wife. It's a
nice thing that you're doing, but if you're gonna do it,
don't say we're ready to go. Everybody gets ready and
then you jump and do the dishes. Hey, honey, we're
gonna leave in like twenty minutes. I'm gonna help out
and do the dishes. Do the dishes at home. Yeah,
that never happens at home. She pulls out the vacuum.
It would be like me before I leave doing a

(55:55):
bunch of sit ups, and there saying no, this is
what I do all the time. Always do sit ups.
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Speaker 4 (56:11):
When you're smiling, smile, when you're smiling, smile, I'm over
the smiles with you. And when you're loving, Oh you
love man, the sun comes shining through where you're crying.
Let's you bring on the rind right.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Stop you stop your side. Won't you be happy to
where you smiling? Let's just smile, keep on smiling. I'm
a smile rocking out. I know you guys are all
my love took me guys on my way to work. Yeah,
warming up Chip and I'm like, I'm a down here.

(56:52):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you gout you the best?
How you doing? Yeah? Keep me laughing. Man, you guys
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