MONDAY 3-30-26

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
In a time of regulations and rules under the scrutiny
of bosses and management, one show breaks all the rules
to deliver entertaining, comparing and educated window.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
And stand above all the rest on this show, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm scotting good morning. Here's some news thou'll use on
a Monday. On Sunday, the partial government shutdown has now
stretched the forty four days affecting the Department of Homeland Security.
The President Donald Trump said TSA agents should begin receiving
pay on Monday after he signed an executive w on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's gotta be hard man to go to work and
not get paid.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
And they don't make a lot either, Like I think
the average salaries like forty five to fifty grand somewhere
around there. Yeah, so it's stuff man. Yeah, I mean,
I get why they're pissed off. A veteran South Jersey
baseball coach has unexpectedly stepped down just one game into
the twenty twenty sixth high school season. Mainland Regional High
School Superintendent Mark Moroan announced this yesterday that Joe Smith

(01:26):
has resigned now there's some they're not giving any real details,
but there's something involving a strip club in Myrtle Beach
unless okay, but so it is okay to go to
a strip.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Club if you're a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't know. If he took the baseball team there, Yeah,
oh that's you went there, Dicky. Sure like If they're
down there for a tournament and him a bunch of yeah,
old head of the strip club, that's a problem. So
so yeah, so that's guy. That guy's out of a job.
I mean, this is trying to recruit the special kid,
you know what I mean. I need to get that kid,
it says bat In eight hundred. A nationwide recall has

(02:03):
been issued for two chocolate products after they were forced
to contained or found to contain undeclared prescription drug ingredients.
California based gear Asle is voluntarily recalling certain units of
its Gold Lion afrodisiac chocolate.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's called sex chocolate.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
After just in that that's inedible, isn't it just chocolate?
After testing revealed the presence of what you would get
from like blue chew. Okay, now we're talking, so it's chocolate.
I guess to get you a boner. So now I
don't know, but it's recalled so okay. If you had
chocolate to get a boner, you gotta yeah, don't have
it anymore. I wake up after sex, I have chocolate

(02:43):
all over my face. That's news. What about sports sixer's
heat that's gonna be tonight Phil's loss to the Rangers
eight three yesterday Phil's Nats tonight six forty. Listen to
the game right here at CXL. We are your official
but Ifia Phillies or Ratio station, Flyers beat Stars two
to one, Flyers Caps tomorrow and final four is in
the books. Yukon, Illinois, Arizona, Michigan. If Yukon wins at all,

(03:07):
I win fourteen hundred dollars for my back. Get dude,
they look pretty good. Dude, that kid brow, that kid
whacked at that three pointer at the end. Did you
see that. The end of that game was insane? Yeah,
And he thought he was he thought he was tying
the game. He didn't know he even won the game.
And all the kid from Duke to do was get foul,
like you're already up, man, you're up by two. Just
get found. You're gonna go to the line. Yeah, that's
like the seventh left Final four, not the Final four

(03:30):
but third March Madness in a row where Duke has
choked like that. Wow, man, Yeah, uh, there you go.
That's news.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
That's sunning.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Clouds today, I hopped sixty five clouds today. Oh yeah,
Tiger Woods got a DUI. Oh yeah, he flipped the car.
Yeah yeah, but he he didn't have any booze on him.
But I think he was maybe hopped up on the field.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh gotcha.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. What'll say clouds
tonight over the level fifty five to for your Tuesday.
S love flipping cars and high up to seventy two
to mar for your Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's forty nine outside right now. Never flipped the car.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
My life. I hit a poll, but I was tired.
Forty nine outside right now. On hunch point seven's the
exl South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show doing live.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I can go alrighte it and we'll do it.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Lit and things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning. Here's some
news foul us on a Monday. On Sunday, the partial
government shutdown has now stretched the forty four days affecting
the Department of Homeland Security. The President Donald Trump said
TSA agents should begin receiving pay on Monday, after he

(04:32):
signed an executive order on Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's gotta be hard, man, to go to work and
not get paid.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
And it don't make a lot either, Like I think
the average salary is like forty five to fifty grand
somewhere around there. Yeah, so and stuff, man, Yeah, I mean,
I get why they're pissed off. A veteran South Jersey
baseball coach has unexpectedly stepped down just one game into
the twenty twenty sixth high school season. Mainland Regional High
School Superintendent Mark Moron announced this yesterday that Joe Smith

(05:00):
has resigned. Now there's some they're not giving any real details,
but there's something involving a strip club in Myrtle Beach
unless okay, but it's so it is okay to go
to a strip club if you're a guy. I don't
know if he took the baseball team there, Yeah, that's
you went there, Dicky. Sure, Like if they're down there

(05:22):
for a tournament and him a bunch of old heads
of strip club, that's a problem. So uh so, Yeah,
so that guy. That guy's out of a job. I
mean at this he's trying to recruit the special kid.
You know what I mean. You need to get that kid.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's it's bat in eight hundred.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
A nationwide recall has been issued for two chocolate products
after they were forced to contained or found to contain
undeclared prescription drug ingredients. California based gear Isle is voluntarily
recalling certain units of its Gold Lion afrodisiac chocolate.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's called sex chocolate.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
After just in that that's inedible, isn't it just chocolate
with drugs in it? After testing review the presence of
what you would get from like blue chew. Okay, now
we're talking, So it's chocolate. I guess to get you
a boner. Oh now I don't know, but it's recalled.
So okay, if you had chocolate to get a boner,
you gotta yeah, don't have it anymore. I wake up

(06:15):
after sex, I have chocolate all over my face. That's news.
What about sports Sixer's heat that's gonna be tonight. Phil's
lost to the Rangers eight three yesterday. Phil's Nats tonight
six forty listened to the game right here at CXL.
We are your official Philadophia Phillies a ratio station. Flyers
beat Stars two to one. Flyers Caps tomorrow and Final
four is in the books. Yukon, Illinois, Arizona, Michigan. If

(06:40):
Yukon wins it all, I win fourteen hundred dollars for
my backkit. Dude, they look pretty good, Dude. That kid, bro,
that kid whacked at that three pointer at the end.
Did you see the end of that game was insane? Yeah,
and he thought he was He thought he was tying
the game. You didn't know he even won the game.
And all the kid from Duke to do was get foul,
Like you're already up, man, you're up by two. Just
get faun, you're gonna go to the line. Yeah. That's

(07:01):
like the seventh left Final four, not the Final four,
but third March Madness in a row where Duke is
choked like that. Wow, man, Yeah, uh there you go.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's news. That's sunning.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Clouds today. I have to sixty five clouds today. Oh yeah,
Tiger Wood's got a dui. Oh yeah, he flipped the car.
Yeah yeah, but he didn't have any booze on him.
But I think he was maybe hopped up on a bill.
Oh gotcha? Maybe I don't know. I don't know. We'll
clouds tonight over fifty five your Tuesday. See love flipping
cars and high up to seventy two to Marfa your Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's forty nine outside right now. Never flipped the car.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
My liked it.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I hit a poll, but I was tired.

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Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, So I thought this party over.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
The weekend, yes, which, by the way, no here, I
almost made it. Yeah. I had a lesbian birthday party
to go to which was very nice, and it ended
up being much closer to your house than I thought
it was, and my wife and I were going to
stop by, but I knew you wanted to wrap up
by eleven. Thank you, yes, So it was it was

(08:30):
like ten forty when we left the lesbian party, and
I'm like, I'm not gonna stop, like I don't want
to be that guy. And then you feel like you
got to like hang out with me for a beer
or something.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
And listen, it's the uh, it's the numbers game.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
So we had you know, we had a lot of
people invited, but we had about twenty. No, I think
we had like fifty or maybe a little bit more
than fifty people, which is perfect. We had a good time.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Party, party was awesome. Yeah, I felt bad.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I really would have stopped by, but I know that
you wanted to wrap it up. No, and I'm glad
you dis even me. I'm looking at like it's eleven o'clock.
I tell you what kind of messed it up a
little bit, not in a bad way, but like where
we have like the main area where the bar is
and like the you know, the girls were usually like
shaking and they're they're dancing everything else.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
What happened was it's also called a dance floor. It's
a dance.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Floor, yeah, where they spilled drinks and I cleaned it
up the next day. But in my uh my movie
theater Room, I had the UFC fights on. So what
it did is it broke up the party a little
bit where there was some girls that wanted to go
see the fights as well, gotcha. So it kind of
took away from like the energy of the dance the
dance floor, like you said, I hear, so I'm like,
you know where I got like ten or fifty people,

(09:34):
Like last year, that dance floor was packed and it
was like moving and everything else. So the fights, but
by the way, Joey fight for everybody. Everybody knew this guy,
like they're getting videos from him from his locker room
that people were texting him that fight for so he
won local congra for him. But by that time, it's
like now it's after eleven. I'm like, okay, but you
guys can just go now, guys can get time and

(09:56):
get you out of the well. See that happens at
my parties too, and it what ends up and the
splintering parties.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's what yeah, is potheads drinkers.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Because all the potheads would go out to my garage
because they could smoke out there. Yeah, and then all
the drinkers would stay inside. So it's you'd have these
two factions when you had a party. What happened to
when you couldn't smoke at a bar or club anymore?
You had to go outside when you're splitting up the dance. Well,
that's kind of like what A lot of the drinkers
didn't want to go out to the garage because it

(10:27):
smelled like because they were smoking cigarettes and pot, and
they're like, I don't want to I don't want to
smell like that. So I don't know what happened on
Saturday night. But apparently a lot of babysitters bail. Now,
I've never had a babysitter bail, And like, your excuse is,
it's vuid. I get it. You already you had a
party to go to. We were gonna come. I didn't
want you to come late. That's fine, not a big deal. Honestly,
I see you all the time anyway, not a big deal. No,

(10:49):
but we legit felt bad, Yeah, like we but like
I said, I knew, I thought we were gonna got
way earlier. But apparently lesbians like the party late and
uh so, yeah, we had all you know that we
were going to stop by your house. Once it got
to lesbians, they liked the party, liked the party late,
but once it got to like ten thirty, ten forty,
I'm like, I'm like, it's gonna take me fifteen minutes

(11:11):
to get to his house. I need, not need, But
here come the excuses. Babysitter bail unt we had Okay,
we had COVID. Did any want to have a COVID?
We had? No, we had eight babysitters bail.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well, there was yeah, it was. There was a babysiting.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
You know what it was Theresa, the babysitters already getting paid,
not working.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well bring that.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Like one guy had his babysitter. She was stuck in
Denver for two days, so she so we didn't come that.
Well that's dumb if you live in Jersey to get
a babysitter who he lives in Denver. Had a couple
of flues that came through. Yep, I had one that
so and so was at urgent Care and I'm like, man,
really listen, just say you're not coming. I totally get
to say, hey, guys, I got sorry. Man, bro I

(11:54):
love you. I got too much to do, right, It's
not that big of a deal, it really is. Hey,
if you show up, you show up. If not, the
people there, we had a great time. But I'm like,
just with the excuses coming through, if if you just
got tired of he listen, man, it's been a hell
of a weekend. We're not gonna make it to your party.
I'm like, that's fine. So I don't know what happened
with the babysitters. Obviously a lot of them had other
things going on on Saturday. Yeah, because how does a

(12:17):
babysitter bail? Is it because ye took a better job?
Is it? Like?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It? Is it?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
You know? Mom and dad grounded you. I don't like
how a babysitter bail? Do you have a commitment there?
You're their babysitter? Like why why your job? What would happen?
You would just stop babysitting that night? Whatever? Well, but yeah,
I mean I well that once again, it's like when
you have a little kid, it's a build an excuse
not to go somewhere.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's what kids sick.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, the kid the kids sick would have been a
purple Well that's what I got too. I got my
wife and.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Kid were both sick with the fluid.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay, but yeah, no, COVID was great, dude, because all
you had to do is say, yeah, dude, you know
what I think we got exposed to COVID. Don't want
to bring it to your house. And that was an
instant like, I'm I don't have to do anything. Yeah,
my aunt, you said a couple of times for a
couple of Christmas parties. Where at the Christmas party was
four months out. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have COVID around Christmas,
so I feel well, I won't be able to show

(13:13):
up at your house. Was it a good party?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
It was a great party. Yeah, it was a lot
of fun. Yeah, it's a good time.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I got a lot of Listen, the whole point of
the party is I stocked my bar up and I
got a ton of alcohol. So yes, it was good.
Off the air, I'll talk to you about who was
there and who wasn't there, Okay, I want I want
some stories, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, there was a couple of no shows I thought
were Yeah, like some of the uh you know, the
people that you enjoy. Yeah, train wrecks, Yeah, a bunch
of no shows there too. Look we get back, we'll
knock out some rock.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Cats Joe Joe and Scottie rock New here's some rock
news for you.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
It looks like Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks, who have
been on the outs for the last couple of years.
She got him fired from Fleetwood Mac. They could be
doing something in twenty twenty six. Lindsey Buckingham kind of
put a cryptic message out there on social media saying
the twenty twenty six is going to be a very
interesting and a good year. Now. They did reissue the

(14:28):
Buckingham what was it called Buckingham Nick's Album, which is
the album they did before they joined Fleetwood Mac. So yeah,
who knows. You could be seeing Steve Nicks and Lindsay
Buckingham back together again in twenty twenty six. Lou Graham
from Foreigner has announced some tour dates in twenty twenty six.

(14:51):
So the closest we're going to get if you if
you're a fan of Foreigner, Lancaster really may thirtieth. The
Amish country out there Amish Love Foreigner. Is it an
all acoustic set, so it's the American music Theater in Lancaster,
May thirtieth. That's the closest we're gonna get if you

(15:13):
want to go see Low Graham of Foreign Like I've
been to Lancaster anytime i'm there. There's no real street lights.
There's a couple buggies running the wood. It's very quiet
in the spot now and now you're gonna bring this
bad for that. That music is gonna carry for miles
throughout Lancaster. So it's apparently stolen the thunder of places

(15:34):
like New Hope in the Poconos. People now vacation to Lancaster.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
They don't like that.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
It's become a huge tourist spot. But you're waking up
the cattle and stuff. I don't know. You gotta churn
your own butter. You got to build your own a
frames three in the morning, there's a woman strolling across
the street in some foreigner T shirt.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You don't know where she is.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Do we need another Paul McCartney album. Apparently we do.
He's putting out his twenty seventh studio album. I'm not
a fan of the Beatles or like that. Leon his
postbook look and I get. I get. There's two bands
that I think are way super overrated, the Beatles and
led Zeppelin. It doesn't mean I don't like them. I

(16:15):
get into a fight with my father in law about
led Zeppelin all the time. It doesn't mean I don't
like that. I just think they're overrated. I think people
put way too much credit in the Beatles basket. Now,
did the Beatles put rock music on the map, Yes,
along with some other people, but they were like in sync.
They were like a pop band right right right like

(16:36):
they it was like pop rock that they did. Well, whatever,
if you like the Beatles, like the Beatles, that's fine. Well.
Paul McCartney, it's gotta be in his eighties right, putting
out his twenty seventh studio album. It's called The Boys
of the Dungeon Lane. So yeah, be on the lookout
Paul McCartney putting out new music. Now, where did Where
does that live?

Speaker 6 (16:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
I don't know where's his old music live? I guess
just the internet. Right. We're not playing any Paul McCartney here.
I mean, I don't know we're gonna play new Paul McCartney.
You couldn't tell you last time Paul McCartney had a
new song. Uh there you go some rock news for it.
Indeed presents well Luncher point sevens the excels out Jersey's
rock station z XL. When show we are streaming on

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the iHeartRadio Appy, go to iHeartRadio app Surge w z
XCEL and take us anywhere. Uh, And I'm gonna ask
you a question, do you think this is weird? And
I didn't know this until halfway through the party. So
we go to a birthday party. Now, you had a

(17:39):
birthday party on Saturday, and then I was at another
birthday party on Saturday, so I couldn't make your birthday party.
I didn't have as many lesbians as you did. You
had a lot of lesbian It was a lot of lesbians.
It was a lesbian. Yeah, it was a lesbian whose
birthday party. It was a very sweet lady and she
was turning fifty. So her wife through a surprise party.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, which we by the way, we all kind of
called bs on it and we're like, yeah, she knew it,
wasn't she.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Actd surprised when she walked down.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah. Yeah, I did the whole like, oh my god,
you loved me so much. Yeah, I thought I was
going to a guy's seventy fifth birthday party, okay, because
it's like, why would your wife drive you to a
country club that looks like it could be closed down?
Yeah yeah, not even a nice one. So it was

(18:34):
casino themed. Oh dude, I love this. Yeah, go ahead.
So they had back rat poker, blackjack right like they
couldn't play for any money because they had a gambling license.
But you know, maybe on the side, I don't know.
I I did a Domino's corner. Oh yeah, and we
played dice. Yeah. See, my wife had a huge company

(18:57):
Christmas party and they had The problem is when you're
a real gambler like me, Like I'm playing on a
crabs table that somebody built and it's a chip and
there's some's like, ah, okay, I'm all in because it
doesn't matter my one buddy, well not my one buddy,
my my one of my wife's friend's husbands. It's kind
of a knucklehead. He's like, dude, I can't believe you're
playing for money. I go, they're not playing for money.

(19:18):
It's all fake. He's like, no, dude, they're playing for money.
He's like, it's all fake. They're just playing chips. Yeah,
when the dice hit off a piece of plywood.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, it's not valid.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Uh so it's it's it's casino themed and there's booze.
So it's casino themed and there's a lot of booze.
Now tell me if you feel like this is awkward.
The woman whose birthday party was being thrown for who
was turning fifty, she is both recovering alcoholic and in

(19:51):
gamblers Anonymous, h that's hard. So the white through a
casino themed, alcohol fueled part party for her wife, who
is a non drinker and has a problem with gambling. Well,
I ran into this kind of at my party. I
asked you, I said, I got some recovering addicts come now.

(20:11):
They know to come early, and they did and they
came her up. But so so we're we're no, So no,
it's not okay, it's not. Dude, it was but I
knew I had talked to this woman before, and I
knew she was I knew she didn't drink, but dude,
she appants. So she told me a story once. I

(20:34):
didn't know she was in Gambler's Anonymous. I didn't know
it was that bad, but she said she would get
blackout drunk and go to Atlantic City. One time she
hit it so big that she's blacked out drunk, wins
I don't know, one hundred grand. On the way home,
she stops in Mercedes dealerships and buys the Mercedes in cash.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I do that sober and you don't have to be drunk,
she said.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
She woke up the next day, looked out the driveway
and goes whose cars that it's the thrill. You know,
you want to keep them away from the thrill, especially
even the drinking things.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
So it wasn't a dry party, no.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Wow, so you just booze?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Who's booze?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
And gambling two things that this woman has had issues
with to the point where when she got on the microphone, which,
by the way, you would have this DJ sucked you
you you would have killed it.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Since your South Jersey's number one mobile.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
De get back of the dice. Just give it to
her once. Let her roll some dice again. So the
guy lets the guy lets her have the microphone. She
wants to thank everyone for coming to the party. She
even made a joke and she's like, hey, everyone, have
fun gambling. I lost my entire four to one k
doing this.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
That's a mood killer.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I was like, and that's the first time I heard that,
And I was like, oh wow, why then why did
we have a casino theme wedding? Yeah, Like or your
birthday party. It's like that thrill sitting down where you're
playing blackjack. You're hitting on a twelve when the dealer
showing a six, you're like a because even though it's.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No nine in there, I know there's a nine in there.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
That's the thing, Like, even though there's and this is
what I don't get about, like non alcoholic beer, Like
even though it's no money being exchanged at a casino
themed birthday party, Like I'm pretty sure she still can't
sit at a table and gamble, Like it's just gonna
it's not gonna ignite the flame. Like yeah, that's why
I get about guys when they're like, yeah, man, I'm
pounding down Heineken ones or whatever, and I'm like, yeah,

(22:24):
but isn't that giving you the idea that you're still drinking?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, because here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Like you're winning, and when you win, you're like, now
you're looking down at a bunch of fans. Is the
problem with poker knights. I'll get to my story at
seven fifteen, I can tell you all about it. So.
Uh but at Poker Knight, like you're looking down you
want a bunch of money, but you didn't. But you're like, wow,
if this was real money, I'm up twenty thousand dollars
and you feel like you can do it. Yeah, I mean, listen,

(22:49):
I would have loved it because I'm a you know,
I like the poker knit. It's kind of fun. But yeah,
not for a recover for both of them. Double whammy
with double whammy. Yeah, well she just in the middle
of the dance wor spinning around while everyone else is
having a time. Yeah, you can't gamble, you can't drink.
Stay away from everything fun that.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
We put here.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, here have some chicken cord on blue Wow. Uh,
look we get back. Yeah it was it was. It
was dude, I I I should have had a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
a little You have a maybe you have a birthday
brunch with the girls. Yeah, I don't know. I mean
we have it at fifty fifties. Look we get back.

(23:26):
We'll knock out some headlines. One hundred point seven's the XL,
South Jersey's rock Station's the XL show a right six

(23:48):
forty five. You were talking about a party for someone
who had some issues in the past. Well, they had,
they had they It was a casino themed birthday party,
and the two it was I called thesbians. Uh. It
was first lesbian wedding I ever want to. But the
wife threw a party for the for the other wife.
But the wife who the party was thrown for has

(24:10):
a gambling issue and goes to meetings and then also
goes to meetings for drinking. She's at a full blown
gambling night with an alcohol So the birthday party was
casino themed and there was an open bar.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's so hard because it's your night.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
It's like you should be enjoying it, but meanwhile you're
keeping yourself away from all.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Like we should have had it at sesame place.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
So I brought this up, like, because you know, I
have some friends who has some misies in the past.
One's a really close guy friend of mine. It's you know,
my brother. Yeah, so he uh you know, so I in
finding him to the party. He's one of those guys
that can have like a drink or two and still
do okay.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Drinking wasn't his problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was worse.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
But I got guys that dove into all that, you know,
they were in that world, but they can't even have
a drink because they feel like they can't.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
And if you do, then they're like, I can get
right back into it.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
And if you're really in the process of it, yeah,
you're supposed to not do anything. Yeah, so I'm because
a lot of people call it California sober where like
you can smoke weed, maybe do mushrooms, that kind of thing,
but really like guys who really take these meetings seriously
and are in the you know, the treatment or in
the program, you are completely sober. So I got some

(25:21):
sitting around the fire pit at my party, and I
got two guys from there I grew up with or whatever.
Though those are the that's the weed guy. He's got weed.
You don't want to drake. He has weed. Okay, now
as we're uh, now, he's lighting it up. I mean
I hit a couple of times. This is fine, whatever,
me and him and the other guy, and we're just
kind of chest you getting high, wild crazy. Last I
did that at one party. Man, I ended up dropping
a speaker on my chest. I fell right over and

(25:43):
dropped this whole big as I'm hugging this speaker. I
don't get annihilated their parties. I just like to enjoy it,
and then I like to enjoy everybody. So then so
then out come my other buddy, who's like a hardcore
recovering guy, and then his buddy who I only see
at the party. So they driving together, but they're both
you know, they're they're they're street lace. There's no they're
not around. Now they start taking it seriously. They're in

(26:04):
the program, taking it seriously. So I got now me
and my two guys. Then we got the wheed over here.
Now the other two guys come over and I'm like,
oh no, all I need for them to do is
get a whiff of the smell and maybe they want
to try whatever else. And these guys have been good
for so far, so now I'm trying to make some
jokes and stay away over here.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I'm like waving the smoke or whatever.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
And now we start getting into a conversation where now
the other guys, the sober guys, are on one side
and the other guys start bringing up about how bad
they were back in the day. So now I'm in
a full blown drug conversation of stuff like it gets depressed.
It was, man, it was like I'm talking like I like,
I've I've had some court ordered uh AA meetings back

(26:44):
in the day. You me, yeah, yeah, where like you
go and the judge is like, hey, man, whatever you
did was so bad you might want to go to AA.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
And so I've gone to AA meetings and you walk
out of there depressed. Man Like. People get up and
they tell their story and uh, it's it's tough, dude.
You're like whoa. That's like whoa, Like, dude, I mean
like I just was a jerk off, right, Like I
did something stupid. These guys lost families. Yeah, yeah, hundreds

(27:18):
of thousands of dollars. One guy was in jail, like
he finally cleaned up. He's like, I was in jail
like twelve times. It was Christmas Eve. I finally got
out of it. So it was did the stories with
the other guys and like the stories and that's what
it is. It wasn't even like it was depressing. They
kind of wore it as like a badge of honor. Like, man,
I was at so and so and there I ended
up buying something that was like a like a rock,

(27:40):
and he's snorting a rock. And the one guy has
problem with his nostrils now because he can't smell right
from doing all the drugs. One guy was talking about
snorting and he was snorting a toenail, like dude. Well,
the great comedian already lang friend of the show when
he was still doing comedy. Now he's getting himself together.

(28:00):
He went and I guess was doing a bunch of
cocaine and the glass broke that he was snorting it
off of. But then he was so amped to snort
more cocaine. Yeah, he snorted the cocaine with the glass
and it broke his nose down to his nose deflated. Yeah. Well,

(28:20):
Stevie Nicks. The story about Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac.
She she did so much cocaine that she blew a
hole in her nose so she couldn't do it anymore,
so she.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Would put it up her butt. Jesus.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Stevie Ray Vaughan, the guitarist, he did so much coke
that he couldn't do it anymore up his nose.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
He would put it in his whiskey and then burned
a hole in his stomach.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, so before we got to those stories, while I
have the addicts, the ex adice on one side and
the other ex addicts on the other side. But yeah,
so I was like, let's just change the subject. So,
how's everybody doing? You know, how you guys doing now?
Like because it's almost like, you know, it almost turned
into a battle. Like it was like a like a
like a rat battle. Stories recovering guys love to talk

(29:05):
about the good old days, and I'm waiting. I'm like,
oh my god, when a guy's gonna talk about going
down on another dude for crowd, I was like, I
don't even want to hear that. That dude. I remember
I was eighteen when I had to go I court
ordered a right. Uh. Me and my buddy we had
to go two meetings and we went to AA and dude,

(29:25):
we walked out of there so depressed. We went to
a diner and we're sitting there eating like grilled cheese
at a diner and we're like, man, we're never gonna
drink again. This is crazy. We saw what happens when
you drink the way we're drinking. Good for you, guys.
An hour later, we were outside of liquor store asking
people to buy us red doll.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Not so great for you, guys. Yeah, you were right
back in, right back.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
In about an hour. You give yourself an hour that
we get back. Knock out some.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Trash, love all the time, come up and show you
a good time.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Oh why love crash.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Anything thirty or ninchying, anything, racket rocking or roughing, love crash.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Here's some trash for you. Uh. The guy who played Reacher,
a really big guy, got in a fight with his neighbor.
Guy's jacked and he's in a soap commercial too, where
of course he had no shirt on him. He's a
jack dude. You know he's on this show Reacher. People
seem to like the show. And I guess he was
riding around the neighborhood with his kids. His kids were
on like these mini bikes. He was on a motorcycle

(30:49):
and this neighbor is jerk off. Neighbor like jumps in
front of the motorcycle. He he ends up like having
to do like an emergency stop and like the bike drops,
They get into a fight, they push each other. I
think he ends up knocking the guy out. Well, now,
the neighbor said he's receiving death threats because it went
viral because what's his nuts Reacher had like a body

(31:14):
came on like he had like you know, he was
filming everything, so so you got to see that the
neighbor was being a real jerk off. And so the
neighbor's like, yeah, I'm receiving death threats there. Why like that,
I don't get But even because.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's not like you punched Katy Perry in the head.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
But because he had the camera on him, police did
not press any charges. They looked at yeah, they were like, yeah,
the guy was a dickhead. Let's see here. Princess Patrese
and Princess Eugenie. EUGENIEE yeah, Eugenie, I guess are reportedly

(31:49):
seeking help from Kate Middleton. Now Princess Patrice and Princess Eugene.
I believe they're the kids of the guy who hung
out with Epstein.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Okay, yeah, Prince.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Albert. And again it's also when you put up like
a nail into your penis, right Albert, Yeah, I think
that's where you, yeah, you pierce your penis. So they're
reaching out to Kate Middleton, who's married to Prince William
because they don't want to lose the royal titles because

(32:25):
of their dad. Oh, they don't want to be stripped
about Andrew, Prince Andrew to it. Okay, they want to
be royalty. They want to be royalty still. But their
dad used to hang out with Epstein quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
That's gonna mess this whole thing up.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, Tiger Woods, Damn, Like, I don't know. Twenty years ago,
this wouldn't have been on my bingo card. Tiger Woods
would be such an effach. I gotta say, Man, he
is keeping himself in the media, isn't he. I'm like, like,
do the guy? The guy couldn't do anything wrong. And

(32:58):
then twenty nine twenty hit and it all came out.
Remember his wife beat him up with the golf clubs
in his driveway.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Ironic, but she's hitting him with a wood.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, And it turns out that he's been like banging
like broads from like Bob Evans, like it's just all
bad but real wrong. Then he gets a couple of
DUIs and he got another one. Now he's not guilty
right now, it's just he got a dui. He did
blow zero on the breathalyzer. Who was who was zero?

(33:28):
Was he a cop, assuming that's a good looking It
was a good looking guy. Uh So, do you know
he's dating one of Trump's like nieces or something. Well,
I guess he took a pit. I think he was
hanging out with Trump's granddaughters. Like he's dating that the
Kai Trump is her name. She's a she's a she's

(33:50):
an up and coming golfer, and she's like a one
of these social media girls.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
He's dating her mom.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Okay, all right, I think it's who's the guy? Oh man, Okay,
we're getting the weeds here. Trump Junior dated the girl
from Fox News. What was her name? Yes, I think
you were talking about yeah, and then she got older looking.
Then he dumped her his ex wife. I think Tiger
has been dating okay, and then Kai is his daughter?

(34:20):
Oh okay, I believe. I believe I have that right
in the family tree of the Trumpsters. Well, Tiger was driving,
flipped the car, blew a zero on the breathalyzer, but
they think maybe he was banged up on the pills.
Britney Spears is three weeks sober after getting a DUI
and she is attending AA meetings, So good for good

(34:44):
for Brittany trying to get her life together. You know,
I don't know. I think she needs a little more
help than just make it a great comeback story. Get
back on one of these. You need to get busy.
Well that's what you need to get busy.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Get busy.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
He doing something, But Tiger Woods. I'll go back to
Tiger on this one. Like he did, get it back.
He cleaned up it like he did, had the whole
thing with the dui and then the girls and everything
like that. But then he came back and won another
He like he won one of the big fours, right,
I think he won like the US opened. Maybe I

(35:20):
think he won the Masters, right, he was back and man,
he just loves flipping cars. Remember he flipped the car
and it broke his leg.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah, Like, bro, that's all. It takes a lot to
flip it.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, it takes a whole bunch. Like what are you
doing flipping cars like this? There you go, some trash?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Are you unhappy with your smile? Embarrassed by missing?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Hey? Good morning's the XL.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Good morning, Hey buddy, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Not today? It's Winner, Winner, Winner today.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
My kid, my eight year.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Old, my nine year old does that.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
When I say, he's like, hey, man, I got play
some video games, like yeah, buddy for a little bit whatever,
He's like, let's go, all right, heart, yeah man, because
he wants to. Let's let's go play video games like brave.
Hearts got make up from blood from another person on
his face.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
He goes up.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
He's like, let's go.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
I'm trying to hear some guitar riffs and Steve.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Let's do it. Yeah man, Steve I Joe Satriani are
teaming up. The satch vieband is coming to Borgatti. You
got tickets. I hate Where do you? Where do you work?
What's your job review?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
I'm a plumber, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I want to do a thing now when people call out.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I was thinking about this the other day because it's
the workforce employee of the day. You're obviously in the
workforce there. When people call up, do they make more
than we do? And you're a plumber? Okay, you definitely
make more than wetch I don't know about that, but
you do, dude. I'll have my wife text you. Sh'll
tell you all about it.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
I hear every morning you guys have bombing problems that you're.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, yeah, I got a question.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I got a question for you. Is a plumbing question.
This happened the other day. So my dryer or my
washer was draining, and when my washer was training, my
toilet was gurgling. That's not a good thing.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
They didn't invent your your system.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
They did, they didn't vet it, okay, because that was
I was like, that doesn't sound good at all. But
when his clothes come out, they smell like urine. There,
his clothes smell like urine when they come out of
the washer. So is it's something I should be really
concerned about.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Oh, I mean if you say that pitts.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Bucket on the side and use it as your water,
that's a problem. If you're saving the piss bucket on
the side, Scottie and using it, I don't want to
do that. Well, I don't want to do that at all.
You're using the piss buckets.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
What he's telling it.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Is that the toilet is that what you call toilet?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Man, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I was like, huh,
that's a noise I've never heard before. So are you saving.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Your mom's house that's having a problem.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
It's yeah, I mean it's the house is seventy eighty
years old. Yeah. Yeah, man, So it's it's just so
all right, So like it's just I'm gonna you know
what I'm gonna say what you told me is it's
just old piping.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
It'll be fun.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll do too.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what That's what I heard. That's
what I heard you say. Yeah, because I don't want
to hear the thing. I might sell the house in
the year, so I don't want to put any real
work in it.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
You got to hang around the wife too long, you know,
getting getting getting her on mentality of things here what
you want.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, well she's dead, so.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
She's not gonna have any not your mom, your wife.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Your wife, oh my wife? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Well yeah, I don't these are why do you have
to bring up to I don't bring those things up
to her. Yeah yeah, I don't want her to know
about these things. But as a realtor, you got to
put on the cellar's disclosure that your piss bucket. Obviously
there's a problem that the piss bucket is trading into
the Washington I'm gonna say as is all right, Look,

(39:16):
you stay on hold. You got tickets to see Joe
Satriani and Steve via porgot all right.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Awesome, Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
The report is sponsored by Capital One. It took a
little while to get going, but the traffic volume is
really filling in pretty quickly now on the southeastern Jersey highways.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
As evidence on lunch point.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Sevens the XLS out Jerseys rock stations EXL I want
to show we are streaming on the iHeart Radio. It
was voted best app ever. There was a big app contest. Yeah,
and I thought it was appetizers, so I voted for
Monzarell sticks.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I was wrong.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
It was a thing so you could listen to the
radio station. So you go to the iHeartRadio app not
an appetizer and you wzx.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You didn't get any food. You were at this big thing.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I was like, dude, I went to an award ceremony
and I was like, yeah, poppers are gonna win. I
was way off, dude. I'm driving around this weekend and
I'm seeing all these old people and they're on the sidewalk,
and then I'm getting closer and they got signs like
what is going on?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
And there's a lot of police around.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Did you not know this was happening this weekend. No,
So dude, well, here's the thing. So I guess I
put two and two together. I go, oh, they're protesting,
but everyone was over the age of seventy. There was
not a young person to be found. Right. So I'm
driving now. This is in Ocean City, New Jersey, where
people have it pretty good. The median price of a

(40:47):
house is a million dollars. Okay, so when you have
a no Kings protest, you're in the whitest place in
the world and you cannot live there if you don't
have a million dollars, and you probably need more than
a million dollars to get more a million dollar mortgage.

(41:08):
Then I drive down the Cape Made Courthouse and they're
in front of the courthouse. Once again, not a young
person to be seen. They're all seventy and older? Are
these The hippies are like, what are you and what
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
And dude, I uh, there's.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
A bunch of cops on the corner. Because now the
cops are like, I guess we gotta make sure that
you know, these people don't get run over or whatever.
And I, dude, I had the window down and I
look at the cop and he looks at me and
we just shake our head ye heads, and the cops like,
I know. But at least he's getting overtime, you know,
he's got to do the no Kings protest whole No

(41:45):
Kings is the silliest thing. The second you have a
protest and a sign, you've already debunked the entire thing
about a king would not allow you to be out
there and protest freely.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
A bet there not being any kings, which.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
There's not a kid.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Busting balls about cities.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
But if you want to have a no King's protest
and you want to put it in Pleasantville, or you
want to put it in Camden, or you want to
put it in Gloucester, maybe they relate more. Right, Yes,
then I get it right. These people are Section eight.
They're down trotting right. Education sucks in these areas. They
feel like they can't get ahead the guys against them.

(42:23):
But when you have a protest coming into a Ocean
city type town, it makes zero sense and nobody cares.
They're laughing at you. If you have a house in
Ocean City, you have more money than the king. You're
the king.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
You are you're the king, you are making the rules.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I So I met a neighbor. They just built a
house a year or two ago.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
It's beautiful home, right, build a home ocean city, have
a pool, big big piece of land, right block from
the beach. And so the woman comes over and she goes, hey,
I didn't know your mom, but I heard your mom died.
I just want to give my condolences. One of the
neighbors told me. I said, thank you so much. And
we got talking. I said, oh, where are you guys from.

(43:09):
She's like, I'm from Virginia. And I said, oh, you
come up here from Virginia And she's like good. She's like, yeah,
we don't use the house a lot. We started to
have grandkids up here, so we just built the house
so when we came up here, we had a place
to stay. That is what they're processing, right, Yeah, that
woman there, They're house for grandkids is probably three million dollars.

(43:32):
I just don't understand if what makes you think we're
living under the rule of a king?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
What makes it?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
It's these seventy year olds in a place that is
super white. It's everything you could possibly like that you're
it's the opposite of what you want. You're not oppressed
at all. You're you're protesting, and but you're the people

(43:59):
like the these people, these seventy year olds, after they
put their signs down, after their two hours of protesting,
they went to their two million dollar beach homes and
sat back down.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
They're doing I yeah, just listen. I had a great weekend,
started off.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
With a tomahawk steak.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
That was my weekend.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
What did you do this? If you protested, what did
you what did you accomplish? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
What's it for?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
And what? What? Aren't you tired at seventy five? Do
you really want to be standing outside in the sun?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
You know?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
So somebody's got to bring in a bottle of water
because he might pass out. Yeah, it's all. It's a
paid pro I guess they're trying to make some extra cash.
Maybe the Social Security isn't kicking in the way he
thought it would after all those.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Years are working hard. No, they don't.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Now these people are all They got on their golf
carts and they drove back to their their shore homes.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's silly, man, And I'm like yeah, and I'm like what, like,
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (44:51):
It.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I've got no time.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Why are we doing this in Ocean City. There's a
bunch of just people that have nothing going on? And
where are your kids at? Where's your you had no
I had bag small practice, I had flag.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Football on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Old people have nothing. But I've seen the protest of
the young people too, the girls that the guys will
never touch because her hair is blue, they're eight hundred
pounds overweight, they got no's rings. It's the same people protesting.
I like when my favorite an attractive protester. I haven't
seen one, No, not one attract you know why, because
she's home with her husband or a boyfriend. I like

(45:23):
when they put something across the road and like a guy,
I'll drive a truck through it and the woman's holding
the rope that's like across the road and she gets strugg.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Behind the dude.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I love it when they are It's like, that's what
you get, Dummy's gonna happen when they're obstructing traffic. I
you no problem at all running through a crowd of people.
You don't belong there, and when you know what it
is is, no one cares anymore. So now it's like
how inconvenience can I be? And at one poor lady
was a real inconvenience. She got shot.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Hey, Gertrude, it.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Puts a sign down right, like dude, Like they had
little dogs with them and like I'm sure, okay, Like
what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, just a vile this ocean city.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Like people just want to come here and enjoy their
shorehouse and you're sitting there protesting no kings? Who has
a king? I did? We don't. We don't have a king.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Don't get it. Look we get back. I will do
a thing called.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You think you have a badge, you think you've got
it bad I don't think we have a bad Authorities
in Indiana are accusing of forty one year old Randall
Baker of stealing a bud light truck and leading cops
on a chase to recover at least say the truck
was stolen it around three in the afternoon. While in
pursuit of the truck, Baker allegedly refused to pull over

(46:41):
and eventually crashed in a field after hitting a sheriff's
patrol car. After Baker refused to exit the truck, they
shot pepper ball rounds at him. No one was hurting
the chase, and the beer was fine in the back
of the truck.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
That's a cool story to tell your boys, you know. Yeah,
bro a beer truck.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Dude. I I lived in a in an apartment in
Margate that was right across from a bar when I
was in college, and we would go over and drink
underage at this bar. I know, you're not supposed to
do that, but we did, and a fight broke out

(47:19):
right outside of the bar. It spills over into the
parking lot. Like guys are getting hit with like pull sticks,
they're breaking them like over their heads. So as it's happening,
all the security from the bar right the bartenders and
everything are trying to break up the fight before the
police get there and everything. So my buddy's like, yo,
let's just steal. They had cases of beer piled up

(47:41):
in the in the back of the bar. Yeah, He's like, Yo,
no one's paying attention, let's just take a bunch of
the cases of beer and just run. And we did. Dude,
we got We got like four cases of beer out
of it because no one was paying attentions. They were
all trying to break this huge I mean, dude, it
was like a ten or fifteen person fight, so they're

(48:02):
all trying to break it up. When you enjoy some
delicious ice cream, you got every reason in the world
to expect that it's one hundred percent ice cream, right.
A Florida woman identified as Brenda Buckley was seriously injured
in twenty eighteen after eating ice cream that ended up
being contaminated with metal. The woman bought the ice cream
at a drive through, bit into it, two nails were

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in it and several small metal fragments. Surgery was required
to remove one of the nails from her insides, and
then there's other complications like internal bleeding. She's now suing
for fourteen million dollars. The drama at Nations airports is
far from over. In fact, airports are now facing and

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finding something new that's clogging up security lines. With all
the panic over lines that are more than three hours
long in some facilities, there's a new problem that's being
caused by people arriving too early. Airports that have noticeably
been impacted by lines or Houston, New Orleans, some of
the bigger cities are now posting recommended arrival times so
passengers don't arrive too early Because then they get into

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these lines before their flights are ready to go, So
you're clogging up lines by actually being too early to
the airport, but you want to make sure you're on
the plane.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
That's the problem. Yeah, I think I in Philly.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I had a cousin they were going to Spain and
they said it, what should have taken ten minutes took
four hours. Yeah, it's like what we can't you can't
figure that out. I get it, Like, we can't figure
it out. Maybe the people there could work, Like they
could tell me to take my shoes off twice as fast.

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I mean that, Yeah, can I just like wave to
them and go, yeah, I'm cool. Listen, if you're a
TSA person, I get you. Thank you so much for
kiba as say, if I get it. But I'd also
seen them just not taking a whole lot of like
they take their good old time when they are there.
So maybe you need to pick it up a little bit,
you know, if you know, if Bobby didn't show up
the work, I mean, four hours in a line's I mean, look,

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we've all been to an airport. Is it that hard
of a job.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh it's not.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
And what am I doing when I stand there and
I have to put my hands up and that thing
that goes around me. Yeah, and my belly comes out. Yeah,
what what is that doing the worst when they take
they asked to take my belt off? Yeah, but I
don't wear underwear. Are falling down?

Speaker 8 (50:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yeah, she's happy to see you in the back.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah, can I pack you? Come on? Honey? Can I
pat you down? I'm like he has drugs in his ass.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'll take I'll take you to a little room.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Uh, there you go. Those people they have a bet
you not. Somebody indeed presents hires who can't afford to
get wrong. One hundred point seven's the XL, South Jersey's
rock stations. The XL. This is a weird food combination
that I ran into on Friday night. There's this place
called Scarpelli's and Hamilton, really good place. Actually it's even

(50:54):
hard to get in. There was a oh it's Italian
and Hamilton. Yeah, it used to be the old Italian place,
but these guys kind of took it over and did
it right.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
So it's nice.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
We enjoy getting to know what the old Italian place is.
But you can't swing a dead cat without hitting an
Italian amate it's very Italian when you go inside too
with the Italian So I have an Iraq that's just
sitting in the middle of the floor, gold chains. I
had a favorite. It was oded to me because I
dj our real Estate Christmas party, because honestly, I listen.
I like the guys on my team and the girls

(51:22):
on my team, but I could just I'd rather be
behind there just jamming down nineties hip hop.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Than talking to people.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
You would be busy. I don't have a lot in
common with him, so it's like, no, no, no, I'll
let me play the music. I'll throw down. Then then
they take me out to dinner, me and my wife,
and we love He's got whatever. So I go and
now I usually don't buy this for myself because it's
too expensive, but my wife and I decide to split
a Tomahawks steak. Do you ever see a Tomahawk steak.
It's got that little handle off. Yeah, it's huge, big

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monster thing, which, by the way, I eat most of
it because it comes out kind of rare, and my
wife doesn't look rare, so she ended up just kind
of not eating a ton of it. So you spent
a lot of money and she didn't eat well, yeah,
well was on her, or it was on the the
guys that you know doing the favor for me, so
they paid for it.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I don't have to pay for it.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Like they comped your meal and you went with the
most expensive meal. Well yeah, yeah, what dick. You know what,
we end up splitting the steaks. It would have been
like sixty each. Not terrible, but I know what you're saying.
But you're right. Yeah, if it's on somebody else, I'm going.
And my wife too, She's like, huh, I do want lobster.
So they.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Oh, yeah, it wasn't cheap. And usually it's like, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Know what, I just have some apps.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, these guys they got plenty of money.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
You know, it's fine. Every time you get part of
my commission check, you're doing just fine. So the Tomahawk
steak comes out with French fries, and I'm like, wow,
potato side, Okay, I get the okay, like steak fries. No,
now they're they're shoe string fries, which my wife wanted anyway.
So I got this tomahawk steak in front of me.
I'm like, with French fries. But it all seemed to

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work because I found myself diving into the steak full
of fries. At the end of the day, mashed potatoes
are really the same as French fries. Yeah, I guess
that would have been an option. I think that hence
the name steak fries. They're usually like those big beefy
steak fries.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
With the steak.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
The steak fries, I get it. Yeah, yeah, but shoestring Okay,
all right, that's something it worked. Listen, man, I love
the steak, and you know, I can't say I didn't
have any shoe string fries.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I'm like, damn. Good for you, guys.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I mean, somehow you made the because it's like the
fry to me is like a it's like a lower
level you get it at a burger joint, but you
get it at a nice restaurant. You dress it up,
I guess next to the tomahawks usually work. Yeah, like
you put some gravy on it or something like that. Yeah,
they they spice it up a little bit. If I
really want to trash it up. It's a loaded fries
with can I get some cheese whiz? But now we
can do it well. Has you and your wife are

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ordering a Tomahawks steak my wife after two days of
drinking Saturday night. It's dude, I'm not kidding. It's midnight.
I'm ready to wrap up.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
We went to a wedding on Friday, went to a
birthday party on Saturday. It's like midnight. Knock on the
door without telling me. My wife orders and drunk orders Dominoes.
What time is this?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Midnight?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Wow? Dude. I'm like, I'm like, why did you order?
No one asked for it. Nobody asked for it, Dude,
I'm still sitting on pizza. She got two pizzas, she
got chicken tenders, a cheese steak from Dominoes, which I
didn't even know they had cheese steak, and some dessert thing.

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Does she eat any other?

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:36):
And she got me a salad so you could just
watch her eat the amazing everything else. Well, no, here's
the thing that me and her got into a fight
and she went to bed.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I want the bed. No one ate anything. God my
little guy.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
He was like, he's like, I'm not hungry. I looked
at her, Why did you order all this food? What
a way? It's still it's sitting on my kitchen counter.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Still cost you. Oh, I didn't even love you.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Sixty seventy bucks probably for all that. Probably he's either
it the next day at all or no, No, little
guy had some some pizza. I think my wife had
maybe for lunch, had a piece of pizza. And that
man is just still sitting on the counter. I didn't
have any of it to bring that in. I'll warm
that right up and I can like what a wast buddy.
Thanks to your calls today. Always welcome on the show.

(55:24):
We're glad we're all part of sticking around. We could
come birthday party where they served dinner. Who just came
back from dinner dinner? Yeah, yeah, you should put a
thing on her phone. You can't get a hold of
grub hub that they should shut that app. Dude, shut
that app down after nine pm. It needs to be
blocked at my house. It's getting out of control. Everybody,
stay right there. Let's kick off that rock block. It's
lunch Point Seven's EXL South Jersey's rock station EXL Morning Show.

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When your smiling, smiling, smile.

Speaker 8 (55:56):
Eleven met the sun comes shining through where you're crying,
you bring on the rim right stop shout stop sign.
Won't you be happy to where the smiling Let's smile,
keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I'm well smiling, dropping out, man, I know you guys
are all my love looking at you guys on my
way to work.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
R She was like, yeah, warming up, Chip and I'm like,
I'm a down here.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
We're rocking.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Hey, thank you. You just got to the best.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
How you doing yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Keep me laughing.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Then you guys are great. Good morning guys. Let's oh.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Is it my radio or are you only broadcasting?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
And mana you get them the hell out of here
with you rolling out?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
This is the radio in DJ like, if you're on it,
I listen to this.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
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