MONDAY 4-15-24

Scotty's Bday Weekend 

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Wake Up, Wake Up? Whooh, wake up, Wake Up.
In a world of dull, mediocreradio, in a time of regulations and
rules, under the scrutiny of bossesand management, one show breaks all the

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rules to deliver entertaining, compelling andeducated radio and stand above all the rest.
And this show, isn't it?Whoa, whoa? It's Monday.

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I don't know, go here wego? I think, please? Who
you have to You have to reachacross the board to turn that button off.
And that's the main button. Ifyou're gonna say, what's the most
important button this entire studio, Isay that button? Is that right?
That's the one. I come inevery morning and I have my little like

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there's a little area in the studiothat's me. Like I sit in a
corner. No one ever needs tocome back here ever, But every day
stuff's moved, stuff's unplugged, andI'm like, well, like no one
needs to come back. I'm actuallygonna do like in the Blues Brothers when
they played Bob's Country Bunker and theyhad chicken wire in front of the stage.

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I'm just gonna chicken wire an areafor me so no one can get
in here. Oh, listen,We're not not a big enough deal to
have our own studio. I getthat. I know we're in Atlantic City.
This isn't New York or Philly.I get that. This isn't our
own studio. Everybody uses that's fine, but I don't know what do they
do? They tap dance on topof this desk, but we're not here.
Sometimes things are like taken out.I'm like, how's it even possible?
Yeah? Oh yeah, so yeah, Mike one on button less than

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working. That's pretty awesome. Youknow what the rest of the week is,
It's gonna be a dandy. Nota great way to start off on
Monday, no, man, notat all. But uh yeah, it
is Monday, everybody. We're gonnadive into that. We're gonna find a
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One hundred point seven ZXL, SouthJersey's rock station, ZXL Morning Show.

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Good morning, everybody, do itlong. I can go all rite
it and we'll do it lot andthings sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning
here. Some news for use inthe aftermath of the unprecedented airstrikes by Iran
against Israel. Yeah, I guessthat happened. Uh Friday night, Me

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and you, uh and the galswent out. I come home. Everyone's
like World War three. Yeah.The comedy we saw wasn't talking about it.
No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. No one
at the comedy show that we sawbrought this up. President Biden did tell
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netan Yahoo thatthe US will not participate in a reprisal
strike on Iran. Is Your reportedonly minor damage to a military base after

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more than three hundred missiles and droneswere fired from Iran towards Israel. If
somebody explained it pretty simply, itwas the video game where the missiles are
coming down and you have to youhave to hit the little missiles with your
little missile, like yeah, likelike Space Invaders or whatever. Like,
I forget the name of the game. I think it was called Defender,
Defender, it was Defender. Afederal judge in Delaware refused Friday to throw

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out a federal gun case against HunterBiden, projecting the president's son's claim that
he is being protected for political purposesas well as other or problem I'm sorry,
being prosecuted, not protected, beingprosecuted for political purposes, as well
as other arguments. The judge denieddefense efforts to scuttle the prosecution, charging
Hunter Biden with lying about his druguse in an October twenty eighteen case on

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a form to buy a gun thathe kept for about twelve days about forty
eight It was a missile command.I'm sorry, Eric, miss that's what
it was. Eric. I havebeen saying this for years of people.
They give me side eye and theyroll their eyes at me. About forty

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eight million tons of plastic waste isgenerated each year in the US. Five
percent of it gets recycled. Yeah, I've been telling everyone that for years.
How's a wife? Please? BecauseI know people and to know that
recycling is stupid and recycling doesn't work, and it's the truth. So forty
eight million tons of plastic, fivepercent gets recycled. The other I don't

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know, ninety five percent gets burnedor put in landfills. Why is the
trash guy break my balls when Ido that? Okay, the same place.
So a new report came out overthe weekend. It's called the Fraud
of plastic recycling, and the actualquote is we don't need recycling to work.
We need to make people think recyclinghis work exactly. That's news.

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PXL Rock Station, ZXL Morningshell.So my neighbor almost gets his askick try
to break up a block party that'sgoing on. Good, he deserves it.
Stop. You're exactly right, thisguy is he's a d bag man.
Okay, so what are we talkingabout? So is it like kids

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or is it like a block party? Like neighbors are having a block party?
So it's uh, it's a it'sa pretty big it's pretty block party.
I heard it go on on Saturdaynight. I look over, I
see you because I could see hislike the backyard. So you didn't get
invited? No, I see ahuge tent, right, So he's walking
by and I remember hearing it onSaturday, and I don't care. It's
a couple of houses from me.I'm like, oh, ever, somebody
having the party. I always wantto walk in and be like, hey,

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by the way, I'm your neighbor. You know, what's what's going
on in here? Something? TheGreek time, you got to let people
have fun on the weekend. They'renot having a block party on a Tuesday
now now, and you know itwasn't even a block but they were in
their backyard, so it's a it'sa big party. Right. I don't
know what's going on. Maybe there'sa wedding, going on. I don't
know. We had a neighbor thatwas like they would sell they would they
would rent out their yards. Theyhad a nice yard for like uh fur

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good parties and bring party j inand everything else. So I hear it
on Saturday, I don't think anythingof it. So I see him walking
on some day. I was like, hey, man, I was like,
I thought that was your part.He's like, no, no,
it's a neighbor next to me.I'm like, yeah, it sounded like
a good time. He's like yeah, until I went over there and told
him to shut it down. Comeon, he's to get off my lawn
guy, right, man, No, no, it just go somewhere.

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Go somewhere else. If it's gonnaout your windows, if it's going till
midnight or like one in the morning, I listen, I get you.
I groped down a little bit.See, this was awful. My mom
used to do this. We youknow, she she'd call the police on
everybody, and it was embarrassing andlike as a little kid, like we
you know, we had a smalllittle place in Ocean City and the place
next door rent it all to kidsfor the summer, and like I'd befriend

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them because I'm like a ten yearold and I'd play whiffleball with the kids
who were in college. Right,and then my mom would call the police
on them. Yeah right, sheAnd I'm not even kidding, this was
my mom. She'd sit there andthey're having people over their kids, renting
a shorehouse is what you do.She would dial nine to one and sit
there on the phone. And ifthey did anything, if she saw a

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bartles in James bottle, she wouldshe would call the police. Yeah,
I have a party, man.I go to my neighbors. First of
all, they're all invited. Butwhen I had an older couple next to
me, I knocked on the door. I said, by the way,
I'm having a party tonight. Ifhe gets too crazy out of hand,
you know, guys are peeing onyour launch listen, could just come over,
knock on the door, and I'llmake sure it's all good. And
it's fine. But this guy goesand now he's they're in the backyard partying.

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He's yelling over the fence for themto turn it downst that guy exactly,
that dude, you went about itthe wrong way. If you went
over it, you knocked over sayhe listen, by the way, okay,
but what time is this gonna goon to tonight? I just want
to know. If it's eleven ofmidnight, that's fine, it's a little
bit loud. I do have somekids over there, but hey, just
how long do you think it's gonnago? And maybe they're like, hey,
you know what, out of consideration, because you came over here,
you handle it the right way,and we'll turn it down a little.

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Yeah. Neighbor fighting is the worst, man, because it just makes it's
a ton of animosity now and it'sgonna be weird between him and that neighbor.
It's gonna it's gonna be that neighbor'sgonna be like, oh it's that
guy again. Yeah. So,so, well, how did it go?
He said? Did I end upwith ten thugs at my door?
Good? Good? That's what Isaid too. I was like, yeah,
I think my boys would have cameover and roughed you up a little

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bit too, man, because youhave a good time, you handled the
wrong way, or you pack upthe family and then you call the cops.
You just get the hell out ofthere. You come back at an
hour and let them bust the wholething up. Well, here's the thing.
You think you calling over the fence, was you think they were gonna
be like, you know what?Everybody? Okay, I shut this whole
thing down because the guy next doorit's a little bit loud, like is
it? Is it two am?Is a three am? I don't think

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so, manase I did. Thewhole thing was wrapped up, probably by
midnight. From what I remember.You're yelling at him about you and the
wife. Grab a bottle of wineand head over. Exactly. Hey guys
here I would have knocked on thedoor. Hey, I'm jelling a couple
of houses down. Yeah, goingon in here? You got a DJ?
Sounds pretty? Is he playing DJ? Cool? Let me clear my
throat. It's it's the same thingwith neighbors who go nuts about parking.

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You're parked in front of my house. Yeah it's a curb. Yeah we
did you have? Were you planningon doing something with that parking spot?
Right now? How about your you'resuch a dorky white guy. You weren't
invited to the party. Yeah,how about that? You're you're his neighbor
and he didn't invite you. Inoticed no Pete Diddy songs were played.
That might be a you know,it wasn't that kind of party. R

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Kelly though probably was played. Ofcourse you're playing Art Kelly, little Michael
Jackson. How we forget christ allof them? Look we uh we get
back. We'll knock out some rocknews. Joe and Scottie rock newss.
There's some rock news for you.John Oates, he's part of Hall and

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Oates, well not anymore. Ina new interview, he said, yeah,
Hall and Oates is done. I'vemoved on. I'd paid to go
see Hall and Oats, not anymore. You won't. He said, yeah,
I have a new lease on mycreative life and I'm putting that behind
me. I should have went theHogy Fest when I had the chance in
Philly. Apparently Daryl Hall, Iguess, is suing John Oates because John

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Oates was going out there and doinghallan Oats song and Daryl Hall's like,
yo, those are my song.Let him go out there and then and
then take your I don't know,you're fifty percent of your twenty five percent.
He said, uh uh, hesaid, uh uh. You don't
go out there and sing my song. John, I wrote man eater all
right as my song. So yeah, it looks like Hall and Oates may

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never tour again. It's kind ofsound dumb one guy singing it. I
mean, I guess I don't know. I feel like it's one of those
things where Daryl's the guy that yousee, right, I'm not going to
see John Oates. He was alwaysthe other guy. Darryl Hall was the
guy. Like the videos, theysung it together, did they? And

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Darryl? What was the other guydoing that? Standing there? Get sort
of? Did you ever see thevideos? Sort of? I think he
may have played guitar. You're sayingthat the Magic of Sarah Smile was done
by one man. Oh yeah,one hundred percent. I thought that was
two angels. You're saying it wasdone by one angel. And Daryl Hall
is the guy who wrote all thesongs, right, That's why I Arrol's

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like, yo, John uh uh, not up in here? You don't
sing my song? Who had themustache? John Oates? Yeah, Iron
Maiden, this is pretty cool.I guess. Bruce Dickinson is doing some
solo concerts Ray his lead singer IronMaiden, and he was at a Whiskey
a go go out in La andhe said the day tickets went on sale,

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he said, how cool would itbe to open up a real box
office again? Like remember back inthe day you would have to hand Like
I remember going to the old Spectrumand you would wait, or you would
go to the mall and they hadthe place to buy tickets yet the waiting
line. Yeah, I miss thosedays. I miss having tickets in my
hand. I don't like the digitI don't like the digital stuff either.
But Bruce Dickinson ran the box officeon Friday selling tickets to his own show,

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so it might had to have donethat. So if people got there
early, right, if they wentand bought tickets, he was the one
in the It's like one of thoseold booths where he's in a glass booth
and he's selling the tickets through thewindow. The people at the VFW with
the show was probably made him dothat. I'll dare you. Tenacious D.
That's Kyle Gass and Jack Black right, great man Tenacious D. They

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said they have a cover album thatthey made with about thirty cover song.
Now, Tenacious D was started backin nineteen ninety four, kind of a
goof, so they have this wholecover album, but they couldn't get a
couple licensing issues with a couple ofthe songs, so they've scrapped it and
they said it'll probably never see thelight of day, and they said it's

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a shame because some of the songsare awesome, but it also is what
kind of got them into doing theirown thing instead of doing covers. A
couple songs have leaked out from theTenacious D cover album. Chris Isaac's Wicked
Game came out in twenty twenty threeby Tenacious D and also cover of Britney

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Spears Baby One More Time. Okay, that's the one I got because I
get like, I'll get music setto me every month. It's like a
record pool. And yeah, therewas a Baby One More Time by Fenacious
du because she sent to me inmy record because they put it in Kung
Fu Panda four. Jack Black didthe voice. I think he's the voice
of the panda. So yeah,Tenacious D said they wish they could put
it out, but legalities are stoppingthem from doing a thirty song cover album.

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I hope that video is him inthe same out that Britney Spears were
when she did it, and itwas Tenacious D is one of those bands.
It was kind of cool at thetime. I'm going back like late
nineties, early two thousands. Nowit's just not that cool anymore. I
know. I thought it was becauseit's here's the thing. It was cool
when it was like underground, right, like that was that was cool,

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like Tenacious D. Yeah, andthen like popular kids found it and it
wasn't cool anymore. Yeah. Ididn't even know it was Jack Black,
that was that was why it wasawesome, right, And it was and
they'd sing songs about like banging andstuff like that, and it was cool
and funny. And then like youknow, the cool kids found it like
that happen and with Weezer for me, yeah, like when Weezer first came

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out, man, it was likeunderground we were cool, like all right,
yeah, and then yeah, thejocks found it. You're like,
oh, all right, f Marykill here you go, right the Eagles,
Tenacious D, steal Panther, go, I married Tenacious D. I
banged Steel Panther, I killed theEagles. Okay, all right, there
you go. Some rock news forit. Peace Out Aerosmith one hundred point

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seven ZXLS out Jerseys Rock Station zXL Morning Show. Okay, this was
odd. So Saturday was my birthday. So wife and I bouncing around having
a good time, right, andwe end up at a bar on the
way home, wrapping up the night. And I mean when I'm wrapping up

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the night, I mean, it'slike seven thirty. What's a chance my
wife was going to meet you forday drinking? I had to kind of
talk rocks. She had so muchfun on Friday night. She's like,
they're going day drinking. I waslike, you will, so not even
kidding. So we had no plansplants. Friday night, we went out
with your wife and some friends.I guess I can a great time.
You left so hard. We sawvery funny if you if you know who

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the old Spice guy is now,like he does the old spice commercials and
he was on a show called Blackish. It was it was it Dion Cole,
Yeah yeah right, and so himand another comedian. It was very
funny, right, very funny atBorgata uh and Borgata always you know,
top notch. So Saturday was myactual birthday and we had no plants.

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Kind of was just like wake up. We were a little hungover, you
know, you're hurting a little bit. On Saturday morning and for some reason
we brought up bowling. My wife'slike, you want to go bowling?
And I was like, yeah,I want to throw some rocks. And
this was early, this was likea ten thirty the morning. Yeah.
I saw the text. I'm like, wait a minute, are they at
a bowling alley at ten thirty onus? Well, I had a google

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if it was open. It openedat eleven and so so it was like,
yeah, I want to go bowling. Now, this is this cool
spot man up in Hamilton. It'slike Diadado's, Dionado's or something like that.
It's a cool spot. So weend up going to a bowling alley
that day drink and we had neverbowl. We just sat at the bar.
And we sat at the bar fora lot, I'm not even kidding,
like four hours. It sounds likea great if you're looking at people

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watch I mean, I don't know, listen, I don't take this the
wrong way, but you're looking atthe trashies, okay, trash Like that
morning it's a little different. No, no, no, it's all drinks.
It's all kids' birthday parties. Soyou have the bowling alley, and
then separate from that, there's arestaurant and bar where they and then they
also have a place where they coulddo like parties. Uh so we're so

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yes, your wife could have came. We were day drinking. It was
fun wrapping up our night. It'slike seven thirty. I saw something and
I still can't get my head aroundit. Guy walks in with his family.
You know, I'm all about puttingyour sunglasses in the front of your

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shirt, right where they kind ofhang, you know, and it's all
talking about it. Where the vis you put your glasses maybe your readers,
right, you hang them on yourshirt over top of the chest hair.
Okay. I've seen people put themon top of the brim of their
hat. Okay. I've even seenpeople put them in the back of their
hat. Okay, I can Ican get with all that. This guy

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had his glasses hanging from the backof his shirt. The back of the
shirt, the back of the shirt. Two things. First of all,
that feels like it would be annoying, and it's gotta look a little odd
too. You're gonna red. I'mnot even talking. My wife's getting angry
because I'm not even talking to her, because I'm obsessed with this guy's glass
hanging situation where unless someone has ajoke, hung the glasses on the back

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of his shirt and he didn't knowthey were there. Yeah, who puts
glasses on the back of a Tshirt? Yeah, because you're not even
looking. I mean, no,you're gonna forget they're there, or you're
gonna lose them and not know youlost them. But if you were to
ask me if that happened, wherewould I see it? It would be
a eleven o'clock on a Saturday ata bowling This was not a bowling alley.
This isn't a bowling alley. Wehad traveled. This is closing out

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the night. It's like seven pointthirty. This is in uh, kate
May County. Now now we've traveledto kate May County. Yeah, and
uh and dude, it was theoddest thing. Yeah, And I was
obsessed with it. I'm like,why does this dude, to the point
where I almost got up and walkedover to him and said, you gotta
tell me, how does this evenstart? How do you start putting your

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glasses on the back of your shirt. It's almost like where you gotta tie
a balloon to a kid like thisis the wife saying, hey, these
are your good glasses. I gotthem for you for Christmas. Make sure
you don't lose them, so youtag them on the back. But I
don't know, man, to thepoint where I got up the next morning.
I got up Sunday morning and Iwas still in awe and trying to
figure out why this guy had glasseson the back of his shirt. All
right, all he has to reachall the way into the middle and put

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it in the middle of the backof like a sword. Yeah, I've
never seen that. Never. Iwas so just I was taking I was
in all and I'm like, whatwhat There's got to be a story here.
There's gotta be Will you certainly haveeyes in the back of his head.
You don't want to look at them, and you don't want to,
but you're feeling the gland Like ifyou told me, I don't know,
man, it's it would be afeeling of annoyance in the back It was.

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It was bonkers, and I couldn'tfigure out why this guy was wearing
he or not even ware he washanging his glasses on the back of his
T shirt. I'll ask was he, by chance climbing a tree. If
you were climbing the tree, you'rehugging the tree, you're slotting yourself up
the tree. You don't want toruin your glass. He didn't look like

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he was a little heavy set.He did not look like a climber.
He wasn't climbing a tree. Didn'tlook like he was climbing a tree.
It was it was seven thirty atnight, so it was dark. I
don't think. I don't think he'dbe climbing trees, but I can't promise
you that he wasn't. That's oneof those things you're like, wow,
it's so simple, but yeah,you've never ever seen ever saw it before,
So I would think I would dropmy I really want to do I
think my wife actually said you can't. I wanted to go up and ask
him and go, I need toknow the story of why you do this,

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because there's already when you put themin the front, because it almost
makes like a v. Yeah,you're hanging in and you see them,
you know, you can feel them. Yeah, and I'm not gonna slide.
That would slide off your collar,you would think, or now it's
pulling on the back of your shirt. Back of the shirt. And it
was a T shirt too, soyou know it's pulling on it right cause
it's light. Yeah. Look,I got a pair of tickets Aerosmith,
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station z XL. When it showit's Monday, it's a Conspiracy Corner with
Gary G. Garcia. Gary GGarcia, you got this great podcast and
your podcast co host. I'm ina bowling alley on Saturday and I bump
into him. He's been floating around. Man, he's been getting around and
me and my wife it is mybirthday and we're just like having some drinks

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and we were contemplating bowling and uhand he comes over and it took me
a second and I'm like, I'mlike, oh my god, I'm like,
what are you doing here at abowling alley in the middle of nowhere?
And yeah, he's there for itwas weirdy. I think he was
there for a baby shower. Butit was a baby shower at a bowling
alley. Yeah, what like whatbaby bowls? Were they bowling? Baby?

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Or baby? That would be forthe double bowling babies. Happy birthday
by the way, thank you.You know, I was driving in here,
I heard you guys talking, andI ain't gonna lie. I got
I got a little set. Iwondered if you guys ever listen to what
we talk about when I come inon mondays. I hear you talking about
recycling. Yes, yeah, wespoke about I mean he talked about how

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recycling was a big conspiracy of lies. Yeah, okay. And the funny
thing is I tell this to mymother all the time, because my mother
won't even let me throw out apaper to you know, like like I'll
throw out a paper ta that Ijust dried my hands with. Yeah,
she has a thing filled with paperthere. Obviously it's your paper, but
I told it, you know,that paper don't go in there. That

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paper, I said, ma,it all goes to the same play.
We have to play the game whereoff the trash guy does not pick up
my trash. That's the problem.Before I've had stickers on my thing.
You can't put this in all goingthrough the same hole. Yeah, man,
the trick is really deep, darkblack bags man. Yes, yes,
this is what Gary. Gary's talkingabout is in headlines. There was

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a report that came out over theweekend. Five percent of everything people recycle.
Yeah, that's the amount that getsrecycled other than that nine And they
said it in the report. Dude, they said that the big recycling let's
call him. Look, I feelbad for the people who are still out
there because that red pill gets harderto swallow every day. The food pyramid,

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you know that food pyramid that theyalways told us about. Yeah,
it was Paola, dude, itwas it was people that you know,
you got them the pyramid by payingthese people to say that, you need
to be bigod every single day.Yeah. But it makes people feel good,
Garrett. They feel like they're savingthe planet. That's all that it
is. That and the report thatcame out over the weekend, they said,

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we don't need recycling to work,we need people to test it.
Recycling. That's it, dude.And listen, man, if you really
care about the planet, then dowhat they're telling you to do. Stop
breathing, because that's the new thingthey're saying. They're saying that us breathing
is killing the killing the air.While yeah, it was cal farts and
now it's just human breath. Youwant to eat bugs, yes, that's

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another thing, man. They wantus to do that just because it's closed.
Just to day there's dude sitting attables saying, let's see if we
can get them to eat bugs.And one of them is like in trading
places, No, there's no wayyou can get them to eat bugs.
And he said, I'll bet youa dialog and get them to eat bugs.
And we did. And some people, some people are doing it.

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Man, they're like, you know, in training, I guess to be
on survival. You know, Garyg Garcia, what what what are you
coming with today? You know?Jojo hit me up yesterday he says,
bring the heat. I dug deepokay, and I found something. Look,
it gets worse every day for aboy. Diddy, you bought it
up. I can't stop because itdoesn't stop. Diddy himself is his own

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rabbit hole. You dive into Diddyand he just go deeper and deeper into
Diddy. There's a great meme,right and no Diddy, dude, it's
crazy. The fact they called himthe Diddler now is awesome. I see
this now on I think it's onTikTok, and it's if you have sleep
paralysis where you can't move. I'vehad that, and walking into the room,

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dude, that's what It's a guywho's laying on the couch and he
stuck, like, you're right,you can't move, and then his buddy
comes in. He starts dancing aroundlike Diddy and he's moving towards the guy
and it makes me laugh and everybody'sdoing dude. The funniest meme My soul
was Biggie Small's wasn't cross eyed.He just had to always keep one eye
on Diddy. And then they showedcity at the table in one of his
eyes, his face in the directionto Diddy is to fight. Do you

(26:11):
think from something like this, Ithink this is all speculation. Well,
it's all everything. Everything right nowis all just in lawsuits. It's up
to the government to pick up ifit overlaps to the government. What happened
was that second lawsuit got them looking. Supposedly they've been looking into him for
years. But here's something as itgets deeper. In twenty fifteen, a

(26:36):
girl named Ava Grace Baldwin. Shewas fourteen years old at the time.
She got kidnapped by her Mom's disappeared. The father and the mother were fighting
for so the mom grabs her.No, no, no, her mother
was fighting the father for custody.All right, yeah, I'll give you

(26:59):
that. You're not allowed to listento Biggie anymore, right to DJ So
look I got a ged, sobefore anybody gets mad at me, I'm
no reporter. So they go missingright the minute that the father goes to
sue they're gonna give custody to thefather. They go missing. Her Ford
escape is found seven months later inthe parking lot right after she disappeared.

(27:25):
Okay, now, once the raidecame in with Diddy, you know,
everybody's now going back to diddy sightsand they're looking at all the stuff he
ever posted, and they're all like, oh, remember when he said this,
Remember when he said that. Sothey found a video of p Diddy
right with this young white girl hasto be you know, about nineteen or

(27:48):
whatever her name, and he sayshe adopted her. I saw this,
you saw it. First of all, it's just her with a bunch of
creepy dudes. It's creepy dudes orall around in the video looking like slimers,
and this girl and they bring herup. She's like seventeen. She
was seventeen eighteen in the video,right, so twenty fifteen, she was
fourteen when twenty twenty four whatever thevideos from two thousand. The video was

(28:14):
from two thousand twenty twenty, okay, so it's four or five years later,
Oh yeah, twenty twenty, right, so she's dead with all these
creepy dudes, he says. Tointroduce herself right off the bat. She
says, my name is Ava,I'm nineteen, and he cuts her no.
She goes, I'm a scorpio andhe cuts her off right off the

(28:34):
bat. That's a weird, wayweird to you know what. I'm saying
that that's weird. And he's filmingit live. All hards are coming up
on the side. He says headopted a white girl. Her name is
Ava Baroni Combs, and they're sayingthat that chick is the missing chick from
two thousand and fifteen, right,oh, man? And then she says

(28:56):
to her, how did I findyou? And she's says, I was
on the street and and and Poppycame up to me, calling him Poppy,
and Poppy said, I want tobe a good man. Then that's
the question. If you don't saynothing, then nothing happened. I guess

(29:18):
that's how they look at it,right, break our heart. And then
as I'm down there and you thinkyou can't get no worse than Eva Crisscross,
remember Chris Cross? Yeah, man, this saint him and Dupree or
the reason why them kids got allscrewed up because they was you knows well

(29:38):
you know that you know one ofthem, Yeah, one of them,
you know, overdosed speed bowling onheroin and exactly Doug, you know they
what they did was they put theirpants on backwards, hoping that Diddy couldn't
find the I nippers in the backwhere. It's funny now, because it's

(30:04):
so many years later, where canpeople find you get scarier to say this?
Every day? You can find meat ac jokes dot com. Man,
uh, go go to acjokes dotcom. See what I'm playing,
which is pretty much every day.Tonight, I'm back in Mahattan. It's
been about a month since I've beenthere for the Not Quite Tuesday midnight show
over at the Grizzly Pair and uhcheck me out on Rated G with my

(30:26):
boy Brian t. Locata. Uh, we go twice a week. You
can get us anywhere you find.Oh, we just got monetized on YouTube.
I did. I congratulated your cohost, and we also made our
two hundred We just hit our twohundredth episode. Awesome to everybody who's been
on the show. And I helpedto get us stare too. A lot
of fun. Man, go checkhim out. So thin. We talked
about it before you got here.Your co host is so tall and thin.

(30:48):
He's very lanky. Yeah, he'svery lanky. I remember I was
doing mushrooms with one of my boysright before his wedding, and he showed
up to the house and me andmy man was just dying because he's like
one of those things you put infrom the horse, you know, the
the waving mask. Yo, andI could have as I looked at him,
That's exactly how we looked the wholetime. I said, dude,
you gotta get out. You're toolanky. I can't look at you right

(31:10):
now. Podcast Gary ge Garcia,we love you, buddy, love you
brothers man. Look we get back. We've not got some trade. Oh
why love crash? Anything thirty oranything racket or rock or roughing? Yes,

(31:41):
love frash. I guess she's backin the news, Honey Booboo.
Remember her back in the day.Who's more popular her or the moth?
Well? This is uh okay,this is this, this is why she's
back in the news. Honey BooBoo and her mom, Mama June.
Dude, Mama June had some somedrug issues, so maybe some financial issues.

(32:04):
And I guess honey Boo Boo gaveher some money. Remember her head
looked like a thumb. Yeah yeah, yeah, still does. Uh So
Mama June still owes Honey Booboo somemoney. And I guess Honey Boobo's an
adult now, I would think soHoney Boo Boo let her mom thirty five
thousand dollars. And now Honey BooBoo's saying she's gonna cut her mom off
she doesn't pay her back. That'shoney Booboo. Now that was But does

(32:30):
she have money? I mean,no, we know they do. They
lived in a trailer. But doesshe have any TV? Where's the TV
money? Mom took the TV money. I guess maybe honey booboo still does
you take honey booboo, at leastget into a community college and live pretty
comfortable for a little bit. Thinkabout that, dude, that was a
reality show. We just made funof a fat white trash girl, you
know, and she was like six, and we're just like, yeah,

(32:52):
honey, boo boo, look ather family, they're awful, And then
we all just watched it is aclassic kid pool making Markle she's the one
who used to open up briefcase forthat dead game show Deal or No Deal,
right, Howie man down? Andshe was one of the girls who

(33:12):
opened up briefcases. Then she endedup marrying a prince, which is easy
to get lost in the shuffle becausewasn't there a hundred girls on stage opening
cases? Yeah? I guess shewas on that show suit too. I
think she was seventy one, Soshe found herself a prince. Prince Harry.
Apparently when they're together, she makesit a point that Harry does not
take pictures with other women because youknow he got a freak. See Prince

(33:37):
Harry like, I get picture right, And she said, if he does
take pictures with other women, hehas to stay a certain distance away,
like he had to reach every picture. He's got his hands not on the
girl. Yeah, move man,Yeah yeah, he doesn't touch anybody,
but he takes pictures. Are youexcited for this year? Is that?
Galla? What is that? Now? That is a fashion thing, right,

(34:01):
I don't know what is a girlwearing a cardboard box? And everyone
was like, oh my god,look it's the new thing pretty much place.
She's dressed like a knight. Butyou got a got a couple of
people. Zendaya's gonna be there,Chris Hemsworth, four Bad Bunny, Jennifer
Lopez, Olivia Rodrigo, Uma Thurmanis gonna be there for the Medalla,

(34:22):
So only two Avengers will be therethat Spider Man and four Well, Zen
deha isn't Spider Man. She's inspider Oh that's right, she's Spider Man's
girlfriend. H let's see here singlinga Gomez. You know who she is?
No, I guess she's shooting downrumors. Just you know who Selena
Gomez is. Oh Selena, Yeah, she's shooting down rumors that she was

(34:45):
dating John F. Kennedy's grandson.That would be okay, that would be
Kennedy's daughter. Yeah. Yeah,so Kennedy had a daughter, then he
had John John. But John Johndecided to take a plane and crashed into
the ocean. He did that onpurpose. Yeah, so Selena Gomez not

(35:07):
dating JFK's grandson because he's dead,right. Well no, well no,
oh so you said he's the onewho went for the drink. No,
that was his son, John.Oh yeah, that was John. That
was John F. Kennedy June.That Kennedy Junior. You go by John
Junior. I don't know. Rememberhe was a big deal. He was
like a socialite in New York.He hit the Mountain, no as Patsy

(35:30):
Klein was. That was the bigbopper and Buddy Holly. There you go.
Some John Denver too, right,John John? Okay, No,
John Denver crashed into a lake becausehe decided to build his own plane.
Yeah yeah, we left Frontier Airlines. So there you go. Some trash

(35:51):
for Ero Smith could never say farewell. One un point seven's the Excel South
Jerseys station ZIX want to show Isay it that way because this is a
big ticket, man, this iskind of the ticket of the week.
This is Aerosmith, Arro Smith.They started the Farewell tour. I don't
think you've ever even got off theground. Steven Tyler ended up having some

(36:13):
vocal issues, so they took sometime off. He got better and now
they're back doing their farewell tour withthe Black Crows and we got your ticket.
This is that ticket too. Wherepeople I haven't talked to it a
long time, see it come upon the radio station Facebook like, hey,
Aerosmith tickets. I'm like, youknow what, I'm glad. I
haven't talked to you in like threeyears. It's so glad you want tickets
because I want nothing more than togive you a ticket, and you can

(36:35):
do nothing for me like you've donein the last three years. I turn
it around now and I go,oh, you're gonna buy me tickets?
Right? Yeah? I'm your plusone? Oh yeah, oh this is
my favorite. Oh yo, areyou still in radio? Okay, that's
how you're starting the conversation. I'mnot giving you free tickets. I love
Aerosmith. Do you you should lovehim so much, you go and get
your cheap bass to the box officeand buy a ticket. Buy a ticket,

(36:57):
dude, Hey, DXL wor fouremployed the day. Good morning's both
of us with tadlelo. What doyou want to be the workforce employee of
the day? I do What areyou looking for? Ariosmith? Tickets?
Ticket? Okay, it's a goodticket. I mean, what do you
do? What are we maintaining?Hell? Okay, all right, I

(37:19):
mean what do you want to dohere? Jojo? He's a maintenance guy
in k We got I mean,the tickets are here. I got the
tickets. I don't know, man, this guy sounds kind of like a
dog. Are you're not a dud? Are you sorry? I can fool
bit more. I'm not a dog. Uh. It was good. It
was my birthday. Yeah, happybirthday. Thank you. I appreciate you.
A happy birthday. See what Imean? This guy don't know?

(37:42):
Do you know? I didn't evenget a birthday cake. I'm moving on.
I didn't even get a birthday Abirthday shot though? How about that?
No? I didn't get you.No, I didn't do it.
You guys all did you guys alldid shots for my birthday? I didn't.
Yeah, I bought birthday round theshots for everybody but you on Friday
night. Yeah. What what wasit was called like sloppy sex or something.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. All right,

(38:02):
look man, what's your name?All right? Ken hold on,
man, you got the tickets.Yeah. I had to go up to
another a male bartender, and Ihad to order that was your shots.
That was your wife. Almost possibleshould come up with that one. Yeah,
she's like, this is the shots. And then I had to be
responsible, so I wasn't doing theshot, and so you guys all did
shots in celebration of my birthday.And that was the other thing. I

(38:23):
wanted to go home, and youguys were like, we got away till
midnight because it's your birthday. Yeah, it was six minutes to go when
you guys were head to the parkinglot and you just wanted to go home.
I'm like, this is his birthday, so we should we should respect
his wishes. And he really justworked to get in the car and go
home. Dude, it was mybirthday weekend. I didn't do anything I
wanted to do. We had aglass. It was up to me.

(38:49):
Friday night, I would have sathome. Man, eight bunts of realisticks
on my account? Yeah what whatDion Cole? Who is this? Oh
the old spice guy. Okay,look we get back. We'll knock out
some headlines. Locked the bank backon two point seven WSXL nine am this
morning. Make sure you're listening forthat keyword. Too many people. I

(39:10):
felt like a piece of meat yesterday. Too many people have seen my testicles?
You sent it? Okay, well, okay, so this is the
problem. Yeah. I was onvacation and my father in law thought it'd
be funny to take a picture.I'd been up for forty hours and I
passed out in a chair sitting upand a beer had dropped out of my

(39:34):
hand. That's a great picture.That's the picture you wanted, your buddy.
When its father in law, beinga ballbuster, takes the picture.
What he doesn't notice is because shortshorts are back in style, that my
testicle is hanging out of my shorts. Yeah. Now, my wife sees
it the next day and she's like, you saw that, right, And
I was like, oh yeah,and I had already sent it to you
and some other people, right,because I thought it was funny. So

(39:55):
yet yesterday, I'm sitting at myat my in laws house and there's a
whole bunch of people right and likea little barbecue thing. My wife's showing
everyone the picture, including my motherin law, and she is she expanding
it so you can see now she'szooming in. Yeah. Yeah, So
now all these people have seen mytesticle, and I'm like, okay,

(40:17):
can we not share the picture ofmy test I was pretty impressed I got
the picture. No one told meabout the testicle. I found it myself,
and then I blew it up andI set it back to you and
the other buddy. So I waspretty proud of that. Man. Yeah,
you can see it's kind of peekingout, Yeah, peaking out the
side. And your wife got aglance of it. Yeah, because you
said it in a group chat,because we were way we were hanging out
over the weekend. So yeah,we're in a group chat. And because

(40:39):
we were talking about it and youcan see it, yeah, sent it
And then I said, I said, oh, you know, zoom in.
Guess what? Yeah, is yourball right there? Yeah, it's
out there for everybody to see.Yeah, so it's you know what,
And now I know what all thesewomen have been talking about for years that
they they feel like they're being oogledover right. I get it. I

(41:00):
get it, ladies. This ismy testicle was just it was on full
display all weekend long. My ballsare in two pictures that I know of,
and these are. This is thefirst picture we're in we're in spring
break. We're in spring break,and we would take pictures with the guys
that were sitting at This was likebefore phones. Man, this is a
while. Agod, It's like,I don't I think I had a digital
camera or something so we could takepictures with all the guys that are working.

(41:22):
They're helping all that. So Iremember, we got a picture and
the guy's kneeling down. Now Ipull out my ball sack and I have
it right by the guy's head andthen we take the picture. We take
the picture. He doesn't actually touchhis forehead, but I got it right
there close enough where I'm like,I'm proud of it. The second is
we're in New Orleans, Me andsomebody's and there's a bachelorette party. We
take a picture with the bachelorette partyand there's me and my two bodies,

(41:45):
Me and a Bachelorett party, andthis is before you had like the actual
Yeah, I think you saw thatdeveloped film, Like you had to go
to the little Kodak photo Matt andand get the film development. Yeah,
it's not like she looked at herphone and saw it and there we are
just in a line on Bourbon Streetand there it is. Man, my
ball's a ro out and Eves shegot back and she had to get the
film developed, and a here's meand the girls, and there's my boss

(42:06):
sacked too. Shots. I wouldget arrested now and definitely kicked out of
school. At parties in high school, all the girls would have disposable cameras,
right, remember the old ones thatwere just cardboard and then you either
one and done. You had todo them at weddings, Dude, I
would take him when the girls wereout, like you know, oh,
we're having so much fun, we'redoing shots. I'd take the camera and

(42:28):
take a picture of my junk,sure, and then give the camera back
so when they got it developed,it'd be pictures of my job. Dude,
I go to jail now. Iwould There would be a pink flag
over my house if if that happenedNow in good old days, man,
you couldn't just delete it and listenthat cost dude. Everyone thought it was
it was. Everyone laughed right thenext then the next week when they got

(42:51):
the pictures developed, it's like,oh my god, oh my god.
Look now you're not in the picture. It's just your ball, just my
boss, dude. We used todo it. Have you ever thought that
young picture of just the balls?I've always just done the balls? Okay,
gentleman, Yeah, I get it. Man. Do you squeeze them?
Yeah? Maybe I don't think so. Well, here's what you used

(43:12):
to do. I can't believe wedidn't get in trouble for this. In
the cafeteria of my high school,we did a thing called showing the brain.
And you take your your your coinpurse out right, call a girl
over and say, can you youwant to see the brain? And they'd
be like, what are you talkingabout? What? And you'd push out

(43:34):
from the table and now there's nothingbut your coin purse out of your fly.
Yeah, and then and then theywould run, you know, run
away screaming. Dude. I wouldbe as scored it out in handcuffs if
that happened now at a school mybunny. My buddy put his junk in
a phone book and he was workingfor a radio station. Goes up to
the front girl and says, look, there's nothing but ds in here,

(43:59):
and opens up the book and thereit is. Kids. We used to
have so much fun. Everybody hada great different world. Oh my god,
it was yet different world. Well, guys would do that, but
girls like I've never had a girlsay hey, look at these and then
pull out her breath. It doesn'thappen the other day. I gotta say,
man, early years of radio,dude, I get flashed all the
time by girls. They just thoughtit was like you you go to a

(44:21):
bar and they would do like Tuesdaynights would be fat Tuesday night and dude,
girls would just be flashing themselves.Right, And I guess now he
just go to OnlyFans. Now Igotta pay for it. I would see
the New Orleans. I'm on BourbonStreet. I'm like, OK, so
you just pulled down your top soall these guys can grab them because they
gotta take it and take a pictureof them. For a set of beads,
you could have bought for three dollarsin that store right there. Nineties

(44:45):
were great. It's all part ofthe fun man nineties were prey. It
really was. Look what's it withtwo shirt contest? Kid? You have
no idea, no no idea Hawaiiantropic? What's that test? Look we
get back, we'll knock out.I think all. Do you think you
have it back? You think you'vegot in bed? Oh this has to

(45:07):
suck. A guy was at achurch in Spain. I guess it was
one of those old churches with abell tower. It was Easter, and
guess what happened. Man, somebodyhung themselves from it. Yeah, he
got hit in the head by itand dead. Yeah, he's dead.
The church bell killed him instantly.Police are now investigating and the mental health

(45:29):
professionals were brought in for the peoplewho witnessed it at the church. But
it was one guy. He musthave been pulling down on the rope and
the other guy got too close.He got hit by the bell. So
apparently you get dinged in the head, that's a game over. So he
died by the bell. He wasn'tsaved by the bell. A recent survey
found that four in ten American adultsstill sleep with their wives a stuffed animal.

(45:55):
Oh yeah, yeah. Market researchshows the adult market, which is
the fine as anyone over the ageof twelve, has grown into a nine
billion dollar business catering to adults whobuy stuffed animals for themselves. Yeah.
I saw man. I saw afamily over the weekend. We're having breakfast,

(46:16):
and it looked like they had alittle like a baby inside of an
outfit. But it wasn't. Iguess they I don't know they had a
son, and I guess maybe hehad some things going on, and I
guess that was a comfort animals,Like is there a baby in air?
But no, it was like apurple dinosaur. He had a breakfast boat.
Yeah, okay, uh yeah.I know some people who are adults

(46:36):
and they're like, I think hemight have had some real issues. If
you're an actual adult, you're likeand you go you an adult or you
have a thing that you do haveissues. It's like doll I sleep with
Look, I have an alf dollsleep with you do? Yep. In
British Columbia, an unnamed driver waslucky not to be killed or injured after
a distracted driving incident on a highway. Police say the guy's vehicle sustained serious

(46:59):
front end damage after colliding with aconcrete barricade. The distraction, the guy
was reaching for a piece of friedchicken and lost control of the vehicle.
Fried chickens A. That's a toughthat's a that's a tough eat while you're
driving. Yeah, that's why Idon't do a KFC. Man. Driving
through even a Popeye's chicken is tough. Uh So, yeah, I guess

(47:20):
the bucket had fallen over and hewas reaching for the chicken. Uh And
that's when the car crashed. Becauseeven the sides of Popeye it's like Popeye's
chicken. Oh yeah, you gotit. I mean you're talking mash you
talk. Yeah, they're actual sides. Man. You gotta have a you
have a cup, you have anactual utensil. It's not like just a
French run trying to think best man. Like maybe like a soft pretzel and
driving, even that's a tough one. It's it's tough. It's eating and

(47:45):
driving. Is it is? Itis a tough thing to do that.
I couldn't do a soft pretzel becauseI put mustard on it or a dipp
it in cheese, and now,I mean that's an absolute disaster. Maybe
like a hot dog fries burgers.You know, fries probably are an easy
way. Yeah, you could getaway with doing some French fries and driving.
Ah, there you go. Thosepeople they haven't bed you, not

(48:06):
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she's not with me. This doesnot go down because when I get back
from a late night I hang outwith the guys, She's like, well,

(48:52):
what did you eat? It's like, I don't know, I wings
in a salad. Yeah. Ijust tell her that whatever you ate,
like crap, I'm like yeah,yet, like crap, we are out.
Yeah, we'rever Borgotta. Yes,I had a great night, went
saw Dion Coles, some comedy tickets. Had the wife's out. Man,
it was a great time. Weenjoyed it. So he wants to eat,
So we go to the little foodcourt they have, which is perfect.

(49:12):
If I don't want to spend onehundred dollars at the homestead, I
go to the little food court there, which I forgot. Yeah, they
built that a couple of years ago. That food court at Borgoda is cool.
Cheese steak, sandwiches, little tacospot, drinks and everything else.
So we're sitting there and I'm hungry. I want to eat, but I
know my wife is sitting there,so I can't say, Hey, I
need to go get the cheese steakand fries. Yeah, my wife,

(49:32):
Hey, why don't you go geta chicken, cheese steak and fries.
Okay, perfect course you did.That does not go down if my wife
is out with me, at leastnot me feeling guilty about eating it.
Per Man twelve thirty night. We'reeating a cheese steak. Perfect I think
I watched you all the women Ithink had like I was the only one

(49:58):
man they all ate. They like, yeah, they were like little skinny
women and they're eating, they're they'rethey're book plowing down cheese steaks. Oh
yeah yeah, bags of fries andeverything else. Man, it's pretty fantastic.
Yeah, which, Yeah, andmy wife ends up bringing me the
wings and a mozzarella is the stickthing, and I'm like, all right,
well, I I wasn't hungry,but that's cool. You don't know
how you didn't eat that you endup carrying it around? Yeah, I

(50:21):
ended. I'm like, well,I'll just take it home. I guess
because I I I when I drink, I don't like to ruin it by
eating. Yeah, yeah, andso uh so yeah, dude, I
think I just threw away the wingsthis morning. That's sad. That is
sad. Yeah, well what areyou gonna do? Yeah? And we
wake up the next morning, she'slike, you can't be hungry. I
was like, you know what,actually I'm not very hungry because I think
we just ate six hours ago,big old cheese steak, big old cheese

(50:44):
stead. Yeah. Man, youpiled it down after a big old comedy
show. Yeah, you guys gotit, and then and then you did
shots on top of it. Yeah, I did the BJ shot. Everybody
had a shot. Yeah. Man, we pretty much tore ourselves up that
night. Good night manah not me, not me healthy is give big Yeah,
except for that knee and then Iwas limping around. Good was limping

(51:04):
around. Yeah. I think gethim a rascal. This guy just wants
to roll around. I may Imay write one of those. Everybody,
thanks your calls today. Always welcomedon the show. Glad when all a
part of it. Stay there,what kick off that rock block? It
is one hundred point seven z XLSAP Jerseys Rock Stations z XL. Morning.
When you're smiling, When when you'resmiling, when smiling smiles, and

(51:27):
when you're eleven, oh love,the sun comes shining through. When you're
crying, you bring on their endright, I'll stop y'all. Shot stop
this side. We'll just be happywhere you smiling, smile, keep on
smiling. I'm no smile dropping out. I know you guys are awesome.

(51:52):
I love put me guys on myway. Work shot the guy. Yeah,
warming up ship and I'm like,I'm about here. We're rocking.
Hey, thank you you shot youthe beast. Y'all keep me laughing.
Man, you guys are great.Good morning guys are hilario. Let's sake,
Oh God, is it my radioor it's are you only broadcasting in

(52:15):
Mana? This is the radio DJ. Like, if you're on it,
I would listened to this. Mangetting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.
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