THURSDAY 1-08-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
In a world of mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest on

(00:41):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hey? Man? What's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Good morning? What's happened with you?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Man?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I watched a kid on an electric scooter almost almost
kill himself.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I saw driving home yesterday. I'm glad you brought this
electric scooter.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
On the round to scooter like you stand on like
with one of those electric bikes. And he started wobbling,
but he was in the road and if he would
have wobbled enough to fall off, dude, he would have
been easily run over.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, I don't know if this is a thing or not,
but I saw two quads going down the Black Horse
Pike doing wheelies. Okay, hold on traffic, traffic ever buy
the best buy like real traffic?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Got a question?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, good question?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Were they filming a rough Riders video?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I was gonna say that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Eve where they on the quads?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't think they were street legal, but I assume
would Yeah, would a copy even go after the quads
because you know what I mean, could want they could
out run. Well they go, they go into the woods
right exactly like I feel you could get away. Like
it's kind of like flipping a bird to a cop
in cities, now, is these kids ride around in quads

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like I know in Philly it was a it was
a big, big deal.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
He's kids are like running through like Broad Street, Market
Street on quats.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, this is how I don't know. But then again, DMX,
I mean he was the one that made it happen.
But do you remember how those videos, Remember how they
wanted to I'll say urbanize the Rocky franchise because in Creed,
remember everybody instead of the young kids following Rocky over
the bench up the steps, which I don't know where

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their parents are, they're running through the city of Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
But anyway, Well in this kids getting.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Some cardio and running behind Rocky, they're now on quats.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well this yeah, this one here Creed is running and
is uh and I guess his buddies roll.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
On quats behind them.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
So we urbanized the rock.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I got a question, he has a question. I got
a question.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
The back where do they fill it up with gas
The quads liked. You don't pull into a Sonoka on
Market Street? Do you would? I be shocked. No, I
guess I don't know. But he had gas cans and
put it in there. Yeah, I mean, like, how you
gas these quads up? Yeah? I don't think anybody's gonna
stop him at all. I just don't get the whole stup.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Never been on one.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Where do you park it? Where do you party?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
A park? We children up in front? Where do you
park it?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
For the fire plug?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
The one you hop for?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Old time sake?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
That one great in the backyard.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
That's what we do.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hey everybody, it's Thursday again, a day well we will
not onto the workforce employee to day.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
So if you're working hard tomorrow tomorrow do you have
a giveaway? Okay, tomorrow we have a giveaway. Today we
don't have a giveaway. All right, so what tomorrow we
have a giveaway.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Let's just's get started here. We'll have a great show.
It's on Tounch point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock
station ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody sucks. I'm Scotty.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Good morning. Here's some news.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Follow us on a Thursday President Donald Trump took to
his truth social is that's the little thing that's a
social media think.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I follow all of it.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Short, Yeah, to address an ICE shooting that happened to
Minneapolis today or yesterday, I'm sorry. The incident he's called
a horrible thing to watch. What went down was these
ICE agents were doing what their job is to take
someone who was here illegally and put them under arrest

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and send them back to whatever country they came from.
She tried to run the ICE agent over and he
shot her dead. Yeah yeah, so yeah, Like, I don't
know what less people think when you do these things.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
What do you think the outcome is going to be?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I mean, listen, it sucks that this woman is dead,
this middle aged woman is dead. It but again, you're
the one the guy thought you were gonna run him
over with your car.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
And he's doing his job.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I know he's doing his job. Leave these guys alone.
This stuff won't happen.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
A thirty seven year old man was arrested weeks after
allegedly stabbing someone during a fight over an UNO game
up in Central Jersey. Darryl Busby was charged with an
aggravated assault assault with the deadly weapon and weapons offenses.
Following his arrest yesterday, the victim was driven to an

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area hospital in a private vehicle to be treated for
injuries considered non life threatening. So police were called after
getting a report of a fight involving a baseball bat. Y.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, and it was all over Uno.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, you got the draw four card.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I played drunk Uno during the summer. It was a
lot of fun. It's just you just played the game
while you're drunk, right. Yeah. It was like it was
like this. The family were hanging out with that, like
this is their thing. How they kind of wind down
the night they played.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Drunk Uno and drunk Kuno's fun.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
You can do drunk Chess, drunk Checkers, Yeah, drunknet just
don't drive.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
No, Nick Reiner, that is the kid who killed Rob
Reiner and his wife.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's their son.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It must be so bad that his defense attorney has
quit the job. Well there's no real defense, is there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I think this guy goes said dude.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I think this guy was like, oh, like, I can't
help you here a kid like so she tried to
get insanity so he, you know, doesn't get the death penalty.
So I guess he showed up in court yesterday and
and his lawyers like, yeah, I'm out. You get he
can have a public defender, And who's gonna pay this guy?
Dad's dead.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I mean, I guess he's got other kids, so I
guess it all goes to the kids. But yeah, it's
like I'm guessing this guy's like yeah, man, like, bro,
I can't help you here.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
There's like you you're a mess. It's hard when you
know it went down.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You're trying to defend a guy, but you know again,
you're not gonna defend him. Say that's what killed the Kardashians.
Father was like he knew all this. He knew all the.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Secrets when the OJ stuff happened, right, he was part
of the dream team. And if you look at his
face when they come back and say, oh Jay's innocent,
he like he he looks like he saw the ghost.
So OJ did do it, then I don't think so
now that's me and who am I? But I think
OJ's oldest son did it. And there are some other

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people with tinfoil hats on that say that OJ's oldest
son did it, and that's why the DNA test.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
That is OJ's I think Conan killed Rob. Conan O'Brien
killed Rob Ryan. Yeah, dude, how bad is the shrapnel
for that?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
So it all goes down right before they get murdered
at Conan O'Brien's Christmas Eve party or Christmas party or whatever.
And then Bill Hayter is the last one to get
into a fight with the kid, and this poor Bill
Hater's like, dude, what like, why am I why the
last one?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I want to call the cops.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Conan says, don't get involved now someone's dead. I just
want to have a celebration. Man bad.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
He's like, he's like, hey, man, like there's mistletoe, because.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
At one point the cops had to go to his
house and talk to him. They had to happen.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Hey is Conan? Here is Andy Richter? Here?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I'm looking at the dog with a cigar a triumph
that's new tryumph?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Was he?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Was? He a witness at the party? Conan?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
There's someone here to see you.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Uh, that's news. What about sports flyers? Maple leaves? That's
gonna be tonight.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
There you go. That's news.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
That's sports. The Sun and clouds Today, I had to
fifty three part of the Cloudy Tonight over at Loan
thirty four tomorrow for your Friday as we creep towards
the weekend sun and the chance of rain and high
up to fifty eight forty six outside morning. I'm sorry,
but if you get the shot and you lose weight,
it's cheating.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, friend, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Friend brought up the fat friend like fat, he's fat
all his life, but he was a fun fat where
he played like offensive line for the football team, so
it was like he was still strong, like we played
tackle football. Like his eyebrows would like curl up at
a v and he'd come at you and he was
hard to bring down. So he's fat, but he was
strong about the dinner. While I'm on the break, he's
two hundred and eight pounds because he took this shot. Okay,

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now I'm the fat friend. Now I'm the one now
there just on the fat one.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, and I'm saying people do this. I don't know, dude,
I was listening to I was listening to a podcast.
It just shows how different the times were that, like,
what did you ever know about Babe Ruth that he
was fat?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Right? He was a fat baseball player and he ate
and drank and loved life and played good baseball. He
crushed him out of the park, dude. They say that
at his heaviest he was two fifteen geezee, and like
his diet was like four hot dogs like three times
a day, like steaks, you know, all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
And so it's like it's just a different time. And
so yeah, the wa Kobe thing is interesting, Like me
and you, I mean, I don't know if i'd call
him a buddy anymore, but like we have we know
a guy where like he's dropped it's the third time
in my life that I've known him that he's dropped
one hundred and more pounds.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Looks like a turtle. Yeah, yeah, that guy.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, and the like, and it's like, oh, man, like
I know you're not gonna like we were with him.
He got the thing the band around his stomach.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
He ate through it, he sure did, man, Yeah, he
ate a lot of and the band was supposed to
stop you from stop it.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
So now he's I guess between like he got the
real stomach thing and that and also on the wakovie stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
But it's like, you're not gonna be able to keep
that up. Yeah, like you, here's the problem with all
this stuff. You need to be diligent. Once you lose
the weight, if you go back to the way you
were eating, you're just gonna gain the weight. Pack. Yeah.
Like this guy's like this guy, he's taking the shots.
So we dropped. He's like two o eight, right, he
lost like ninety pounds. I'm like, hey, I mean, good

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for him. Now I had another guy. Now, he was
like big g he was about like three fifty, not
even a kidding big fat guy, right, but he was
a fun fat guy, like you know, you give a
big fat hug and everything else. So he got something done.
I guess it was the surgery and he got skin.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's the big surgery. That's the one where they actually
cut the stomach out.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Now, now again he had like the the extra skin
and everything else. And before he could get to that,
he swings over the house a couple of months ago
and I'm like, now he's starting to put the weight
back on. And that's the thing that he swung over
with a pizza one time for football. But he didn't
eat the pizza. He had like a salad or something
because he couldn't eat. I'm like, Okay, I was even
jealous of this guy, but now he's putting the weight
back on.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
What's the problem is?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
And and with the withkovie or ozembic, it it ends
up plateauing after like a year, and so you either
have to like really keep up with diet and exercise
or you just start putting the weight back on. Yeah,
like my uncle got what, God, these aren't This is
not for weight loss. This was a diabetic triing diabetes.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
The doctor wanted me to get on it. My wife said, no,
you don't want it. She did some type of research
and it was killing rats in a lap.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I think she texted doctor. The doctor's like, ah, that
was just a few cases.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
And I'm like, okay, my oldest daughter she went on
it and she didn't need it. But you know, once again,
being a twenty four at that time year old girl,
she's like, I need to lose some weight, so I'm
gonna do it like as a quick like twenty pound
weight loss. Yeah, you want to go from one twelve
down to sixty three. And dude, she dude, it made

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her super sick, I know, super sick.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
The side effects to it, and from what I get
the weight you lose a lot of it is muscle too,
so you got to like work out in order you
don't lose fat. You end up losing muscle, right, and
now you're like a skeleton and all. But yeah, man,
it does a weird thing to your face where like
your face caves in. Yeah, you could see like he's
got like the skinny face down everything else. All the
people who lose.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
A bunch of weight and then say they're not on it,
but you know they're on it. They're like, no, I've
been working out. No, no, no, you're on the drug. Yeah,
you lost eighty pounds in three weeks. Yeah, And look
I'm all for it. I mean, if someone handed me,
will govy.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I take it?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, I drop I'll put way worse in my body. Yeah,
I have no problem taking what covid.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know, look, if I can lose some weight, I
give me the shot in my ass.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's hard for me to grasp the fact that I'm
now the fat or friend growing up he was always
the fact. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
But then see here's the problem. And like I've known
multiple people where they've done that, They've dropped down to
a really small weight, and then you watch it, it's
kind of sad they put all the weight back.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, like I'm rooting. He goes back up and more
like the guy we were talking about. You said it
looks like a turtle. Dude.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Three times since I've known him, in the last twenty
five years, he's lost one hundred pounds and put back
on one hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
So that can't be good for your body, dude. It
cannot be good for your body, right. That has to
be awful on your heart. Think a doctor would tell
you that. Look, we we get back, we'll knock out
some rocks. There's some rock news for you. Gene Simmons,

(14:03):
I don't like this, dude. Why Gene talks from kiss?
I have no idea. Are we ever gonna cut? Like?
Is there everybody a time where we don't talk about kiss?
They broke up with what a year ago?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
They broke up forty years okay, and they're still going
at it. What does Jene have to say?

Speaker 4 (14:18):
So their biggest hit is Beth and that is Peter
Chris the drummer. He sings it, he has the credit
for writing it. I don't think I've ever heard this song.
You keep talking about that best he calling no idea
and I.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Don't, oh oh right now.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
But me and the boys they'll be playing and I chose, eh,
it's it's their biggest hit.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
It was a like a top forty ballad.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
It was.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
It's actually considered the first ever rock ballad. Wow, so
huge hit for Kiss. Peter Chris gets all the credit
and now Gene, I mean it's fifty years later and
he's like, yeah, Peter didn't write it. He hummed it
and I wrote it all. Geez, Like, dude, what are

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you doing?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Stop? Man?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Like you guys had this great legacy, right, Paul Jean
Peter as great legacy.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Just let it ride. You just sound dumb now.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
And you're older too, now, you and it's crazy that
we're talking about it and you have the headband on,
but you have a headband of Los Lobos on.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I got it for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
You love Los Lobos.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Do you remember their big hit?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Sure? Do? I love the band. They did La Bamba
for the movie Lobamba. Okay, yes, wait that was and
then they ended up that was Richie Vallence. Yeah, but
then they did it for the movie about Richie Vallence
and then they ended up having a hit in the nineties. Uh,
they're gonna have a tour, but just the one song.
Los Lobos out on tour.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I don't I honestly, I didn't even make it as
far as to where they're touring. If you want to
go see Los Lobos, just google Los Lobos.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I figure, if you really like it, you're gonna find them, right. Yeah, So,
I mean it's like it's always fun La la la bamba.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Go from there.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's like the group the Champs. I think it's the Champs.
The Champs. They did the song Tequila. Then all they
do is say tequila. But where do you go?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Like five minutes of just it's in Peewee's Big Adventure.
He was dancing on the mar Tequila. That's it, Danda.
But there was a lot of bands like that, like
a lot of surfer music and stuff were like that.
But yeah, so Los Lobos is back out on tour.
I don't know if you know this, but over the holiday,

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right we were on vacation.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Do you know what happened?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, Well, MTV official.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
In what capacity they were doing it in, I'm not
exactly sure. Stop playing music videos the MTV now officially
has no music videos playing on any of their channel.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
What about MTV two Nope, MTV three nope, four nope,
O Joe Nope, none of them nope. Wow.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
So a lot of people are now starting their own
streaming sites where they're playing music videos. And dude, I'll
tell you man, I've told you this because so apparently.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
There were nine channels that were playing MTV.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Who knew there was MTV first day, MTV seventies, MTV eighties,
MTV nineties, MTV two thousands, MT tens, twenties, and yo,
MTV raps and that's my stuff and Headbanger's ball. So
they've all been scrapped. No more music videos on MTV.

(17:52):
They're just gonna play ridiculousness constantly. Okay, Yeah, no reason
to go back to MTV for me.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
And so, dude, i'll tell you man. On a Friday night, look.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
My little guys here, uh Jamison, hop up on the microphone,
hop on that microphone three three?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Dude, don't we like that?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Grab? Come on, dude, come on, you you ran to
media corporation at your middle school, so don't you don't
tell you?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
You don't tell me yet tell me hate when you
guys fight like on a Friday night. Man, isn't it
fun when I throw like old school videos on on
on the t V?

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah, man, it's the dance party you have out there. Yeah,
and you know the white gets a little drunk. She
ends up singing, no, dude, what.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Is it through the wire?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Ye? Yeah, it does.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Like through the wire like Kanye West. But no, it's Gloria. Yeah,
as me to play that.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Remember our bad Stanta party is like do you have
Gloria by Glora always loves Gloria. Yeah, But like, dude,
we go like we'll have all the kids.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Home, right, like all his older brothers and sisters, and my.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Wife and I and sometimes my in laws will pop
over and dude, I'll just have old videos pop it
up on the TV.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's so much fun. Yeah, it's kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
You forget how cool it is watching old school video. Well,
I like that. I don't know if they still do it.
Years ago they did it, But like DJs will do
videos and you'll go to a bar and on all
the like they'll be playing I don't know, jump by
Chris Cross up. You're watching the video you're watching them
mix and scratch the videos. Well, that's what I do
at my house on Friday nights, mix and scratch them

(19:36):
I do.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. While I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I sit on a Miller lte and I scratch fry
and I sound like they'd be funning. You're out they do?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
They are fun?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
See, he likes it.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
He goes up to his room though, and he plays
the video games.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Okay, he's not a part of the party.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Now, all of a sudden, I'll just disappear.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
You guys have a karaoke machine. My kids got one
for Christmas. They love it. No, No, I don't think machine.
Maybe I've never thought year. We've never done karaoke. We
let the YouTube videos do their magic. We don't need
a you.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
We don't need a karaoke.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
So you're singing over vocals rotation on the iHeart radio.
I have my little guy here before he has to
go to school. I had I think where I had
to wake them up at four thirty in the morning.
He's taking it all in broadcast.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Actually three thirty in the morning. I had to wake
them up so he could come into the studio. So
he's your notes. I think he's on TikTok, you know,
I think his uh the biggest excitement since he's been
in the studio is that we had some coca cola
in the fridge. Okay, and so he got he got
a coca cola. So Jamison, hop up on that, mike. Now,

(20:49):
you are a big part of the media center that
is your middle school. And so what have you been
doing the last time we talked to you, you were
starting a radio station, and now I know just because
it's it costs me money that you are recording stuff
also for the school. So you're going to like different

(21:13):
concerts and everything at other schools in your district and
you're recording it and editing it.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
Not doing much right now though, because I have Spanish
sadly m thirty days.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, it cost you know what, you know what, Jojo,
it costs me money because I have to buy him
the camera to do it. Now, you did you covered
what a tree lighting?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Christmas tree lighting?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Tell us more about that? How did it go? Dude?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Deep?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Text me here? Deep text me once again? I go, dude,
you have a jacket. It's it's a Christmas tree lighting.
So it's cold. I go, dude, do you have a jacket?
And he's like, oh, knew it. I was like okay.
I was like, I'm gonna let you experience this on
your own. So I drop them off and I drive
home and I get a text I don't know a

(21:57):
half hour later, could you.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Come pick me up and freeze?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
And I was like, yeah, light where you didn't wear
a jacket. Don't know it was the lightning. When you
head out there with your crew and I assume you
have like a camera crew, you drot down little notes
like what are you out there doing covering the tree lighting?
Are you talking to people about the spirit of Christmas?
What goes on?

Speaker 6 (22:16):
I had to film the choir and the band performing.
I don't have to do the tree lighting. I tried
my best with the tree lighting, but I didn't get
much of it.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Because you were shivering because you were cold.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Is that? What was the camera shaking? Now? What's the
next project coming up? I listen. I love the fact
that you're school. What grade are you in?

Speaker 5 (22:33):
I am in seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's cool that they're ruining lives of seventh grade trying
to get you to get stay away from the radio.
It's a TV radio film. Just go to the TV
film part, stay away from the radio part. Look at it,
look at what you end up. Look at us, look
at us, looking at the product of radio right here,
Like there's ice on the floor. There's so much a
lot of fun. We'll be out here about like nine am.
It's pretty awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Now, uh, shout out to the school. What school do
you go to?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Whom Davy's Middle School?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, and that's amazed landing. Yeah, I shout out, Now,
where's the radio station?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Can is it a frequency? Can I hear it? Do?
I have to have an app Uh, it.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Is a frequency, but you have to be very close.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
A little hundred water or something like that. Yeaheah, I
did that.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Yeah, it's like pump up the volume with Christian Slater.
You got people in the cafeteria tuning in.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Oh we could.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Yeah, we haven't had it up and running yet because
somebody's taken too long with it.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Why out supposed to be helping out with.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
No compete clause, I'm not talking about anybody in here
with us radio.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I can't work for the William Davies Middle School is
he burned the candle at both ends. We're supposed to.
Please tell me he's leading the radio station. How's your
morning show over there? Who is it like Welch and
Woody or something?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Who is you got?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
What you got? Howard? Is it the nut Hut?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
We're sticking. We're sticking strictly to music.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
In the more music that you guys are doing weather traffic.
No people need that they used to do. We knew
a guy too. He did the shut up and play
music morning show, which nothing says you have no talent,
like shut up and just play the music I remember
or something. The nicest guy in the world. But they
literally told him, you're gonna do the shut up and

(24:22):
just play music morning show. That nothing can tell you that.
They don't want you to talk more than the shut
up and play music morning show. All right, So well,
good luck with everything. How is the cameras that I
spent a lot of money on.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
You didn't buy me a camera at all?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
You Santa brought it? Yeah, we have to after this,
we have to go get an SD card. How much
does that cost?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Santa brought my kids drones and they were crap. But
luckily Santa let us return him the home depot and
get our eighty dollars back.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
So that was I know this is because you got
you got multiple cameras. Now, don't you my nicest camera?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Thank you? It was nicer Joe, my sister Joey.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, all right, she gets the thanks, not me.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Does kinda get you anything for Christmas?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Technically it's his money, but mom does most of this.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's what I figured. Yeah, he's Christmas. Okay, Well he
doesn't believe in Jesus, so that's why.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Well, what does Jesus have to do with Samon?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Let's right, all right, Santas Satan.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Well, have fun with your radio station. You're you're killing it, dude.
He talked in front of the school board the other day.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
That is pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, he killed it.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Man had a suit on and everything, and when he
was done, he threw the microphone down and then just
walked off, Like, now what was that for?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
What'd you do?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
It was to actually introduce them to the radio station.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
The radio station.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, bumper stickers and Frisbees.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Oh, bottle openers. We got to get a bottle openers.
Look we get back, We're gonna do a thing. It's
called headlines.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
A bunch of point seven ZXLS out Jersey's rock station
ZXL morn Show. I don't know. Maybe I'm a sucker,
Maybe I'm not. So my eight year old and here's
the issue with the with the cell phone and he
has like the Apple Watch.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Okay, and when they go to the.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Cell phone and the Apple Watch, now he just has
the Apple Watch. Now the other one has the cell phone.
But now there's communication that goes on, like why you're
in school when you should be learning and everything else.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
You look like, inspect their gadget, you talk into your wrist.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Well, I had a very busy day yesterday, and he's
he's leaving a house now everyone's been sick in the
house strep bro. With the other one, he's like, ah,
my throat hurt. So I'm like, does it really hurt?
Or like was he pulling one of those the you know,
like hey, like I put the thermometer to the light bulb. Well,
my wife thinks that he's not savvy enough to pull
that move. I was like, bs, this is a sad one.

(26:57):
Of course he is. Is this the older younger it
was a younger one of the eight year old? Okay,
So I said, I give this. I said, listen, I
have a heck of a day today. I was like,
if you absolutely have to come home, then take your
watch with you and then text me, but only if
you have to. Soy, I get a text Dad. My
foot hurts. I'm like, do you do you want me
to come pick you up? Or can you get through

(27:19):
the day. He's like, I'm feeling sick and my thoat hurts,
and I'm like, okay, hold on. So I'm in the
middle of doing something. So then I text the doctor.
I was like, he might have strep throat. Doctor's like,
bring him in, I got an appointment whatever. So he
gets me in. I go back to the kid. I'm like, okay,
I'm coming to get you. Uh, you know what. I'm
fine now, I'm like, you can't be fine because your
throat hurt and everything else. I'm already here. I got

(27:40):
a doctor's appointment. I'm ten minutes up the street. I
was like, get in the car. Where to take it
because I knew my other one has strip though, so
chances already had it. Yeah, and now he says he
feels do you know I never in school ever got
picked up for being sick. I never I knew kids
who used to run that racket all the time where
they go to the nurse almost every day. I never.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I never that off.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, that's the thing is, like you had to You
had a nurse and usually she was a monster. Yeah,
and you were scared of her, and you had to
convince her all your parents. Yeah, you had to convince
her that you were really sick. And sometimes it didn't work,
and she was tough. She went go back to class.
You're fine, Like, damn. You know how I got out?
I got my mom. I don't know what it was.
I don't know if I was I missed an assignm

(28:22):
or whatever. But that was in fifth grade, and I
remember I wanted my mom to go pick me up.
You know what I did. I squirted orange juice in
my eye. And I told my mom that when I
opened the thing of orange juice, like they had the
tinfoil thing, when I pulled it open, it splashed my eye.
I rubbed the crap out of my eye.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
So my mom comes, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, when you say orange hues and a tinfoil thing,
were you used in the can of orange shoes?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
No? It was. It was like the little plastic they
looked like apple sauce containers, but you pulled the usually
they were put the hands of orange show. It was plastic,
but it had like an aluminum foil kind of top
to it and when you can put a stroll on there.
But I was peeled it back, so I put arms
juice in my eye. So my mom comes and picks
me up, takes me to a doctor, and the whole

(29:07):
it was a whole deal, was a whole process. I'd
rather just stayed in school, which probably end up costing
your mom, like a cope of like one hundred bot
sure did somebody paid for something? Somebody paid for something. Yeah,
here I'm going to the nurse and like I don't know,
I had to convince her. I scored an arms juice
in my eye to get out of something.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Dude, I think if I remember it, like in middle school,
it started like this is the early nineties, it started
to kind of like, you know, we're gonna listen to
what the kids say and the adults don't have much
to say. Yeah, so it was like kids would go
to the nurse to take a nap.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Wow, yeah they had that and I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like really like, I dude, I remember one girl.
She would put her head down in every class and
they'd send her down to the nurse and I.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
And they they would call her parents because they thought
she was high. But she was like and we were
in sixth grade, like like she was like eleven and uh,
but yeah, that was the thing. You could go to
the nurse and take a nap, and then the kids got,
you know, onto it, and then all these kids were
just taking a nap at the nurse's office.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
So lucky for my child. He does have strep throat. Yeah,
thank god they called her a prescription in because his tonsils.
Good question, you know that. I think he the the.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Old ones had his tonsils taken out, not by us. Okay,
I don't know, because that usually is that's one.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Of the things that get rid of strep throat, is
you get your tonsils out.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Do you know him?

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I almost the only time I ever had an operation
other than my phasectomy was getting my tonsils out. I
was in third grade and uh, they hit a vein
and I almost bled out, Jesus, your tonsils. Yeah, West
Jersey Hospital, it's not there. Anymore now it's a virtue.

(30:58):
They yeah, like literally on the table, bleeding out, Like
I all that was it. Like my parents had to
like rush to the room and everything like that, like
he was he's going to die. It was bad because
like the super easy you're supposed to eat ice cream
tonsils getting out.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, almost died.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I didn't. That's that up. And then I'm like and
then years later I asked my parents that, go, why
didn't you sue? Right, like they almost for the most
generic operation ever, they almost killed me and you didn't sue.
Maybe that's how your dad got the boat and the
beach house. Maybe an tell you it was we actually
named the boat Thompsons. Yeah. They were like Joe Jackson,

(31:38):
he just took all the money.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Look we get uh, we get back. We'll not got
some trucks.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh why track anything dirty on.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Racket rocking or roughing, love frash.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Here's some trash for you.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Sad news over the Christmas break an actor. If you
were a fan of the show The Middle, which was
a very successful show on ABC, one of the actors,
Pat Finn, doted and I guess the death certificate came
out yesterday. He died of cancer and bladder cancer. Was
the older young young kid was.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Not a kid now, he was like fifty something like that. Yeah,
like he was in his fifty let's see it.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
We talked about it in headlines. Rob Reiner he got
you know, he got murdered by his son. His wife
got murdered by his son. It's awful, right.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
The mimas says Trump is the worst guy on the planet,
and then it said.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Dad, hold my beer, dude, it's so bad that the
attorney were Nick Reiner. Is that the kid's name Nick Ryan?
His attorney said, yeah, I'm out. It was the first
day that like Nick had to show up to court.
And the attorney's like, uh huh, I ain't got this.

(33:15):
So his name is Alan Jackson was the lawyer, and
he's like, yeah, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
For a lawyer to turn down a guaranteed paycheck.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, he's like he's like uh uh. He's like, I
got this. Kid is guilty, is guilty.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
He probably happy. He probably told the kid, listen, if
you don't want to die, then plead insanity or not
do something. Plead something. I'm guilty, but we'll keep you
from dying. And the kids like, Nah, I'm gonna go
for no guilty guy's like I can't help you? Then, uh,
let's see here Bill Hayter. He is involved somehow in

(33:50):
the Rob Reiner murder. Nick Reyner got into a fight
with him right before he killed his parents at Conan
O'Brien's Christmas party. And his girlfriend Ali Wang have broken up,
So Bill Hayter is now a single guy, and so
is Ali Wong, Who's I guess a comedian Ali Wong,

(34:10):
Ali Wang David Harbor. He plays the sheriff on Stranger Things.
He's had trouble with alcohol before, and people are saying
maybe he is back on the booze. He had some
weird interactions with fans during some of the red carpet events.

(34:31):
He looks like a dude that would drink too much. Yeah,
he looks like a guy that would so apparently.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
He has also now pulled out of a film called
Bohemoth that he was supposed to be part of, so
he decided that he's.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Taking some time off. So he also just got out
of a divorce with a.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Pop star named Lily Allen. She accused him of cheating,
and I guess.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
She wrote an album about how he cheated, and even
Millie Bobby Brown, he plays eleven on the show, she
said that he is uh he was a bit of
a bully on set of Strangers. Yeah, I gotta go
back and watch the last episode because it was New
Year's Eve, so we're like drinking a bit.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
It was okay one leaking out or I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
No, no, everyone's like, there's gonna be one more episode.
It's a documentary about the making of Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
It's gonna be out next week.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
You did think get real weird though. It's like this
upside down world, the aliens. Uh no, the one kid
cured it with gayness. Oh, because he was gay and he.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Was gay and it saved everything.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh spoiler.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Sorry damn, it.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Wasn't that the spoiler.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
It saved the upside down or destroyed the upside down
because he was gay.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Like, weren't they going into battle? He's like, hold on, everybody,
I'm gay. Yes, in the midst, in the midst of
the world being taken over by the upside Down, he
decides he's gonna come out.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
To all his friends.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It was.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
It was one of the most uncomfortable scenes ever.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Sounds a little forced.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
It was a little weird.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Dude, you're watching, You're going you're like he was like
twenty minutes. The whole scene was like twenty minutes, and
you're like, this is twenty minutes. You could be saving
the world, like, and all his friends were like, yeah,
we knew you were gay. Yeah, yeah, you've been gay
since like you were six.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Now, let's go kill the terminator or whatever that thing is.
Let's go, let's go.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
One of those flower pot monsters. Let's go kill one
of those. Brett Farr is saying he's not giving up
hope after having Parkinson. So he said that he's trying hard. Yeah,
I bet he looks kind of beat up. Man, Dude,
he's a guy man. And this is I feel like
you're a New York Giants fan and you have that
running back who's injured now, but when he wasn't injured,

(36:44):
he ran with his head runs like the walls a
kid like Graham Rod from he Man. Yeah, like and
like that was Brett Farr. Dude, Brett FARV didn't care
about his body. And you see what happens now.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
It was last year he played like he had the
gray hair, the gray beard. You look old, Ben well
do it. Even Pete Manning. Remember Pete Manning won a
Super Bowl and he couldn't move his neck. I think
he was like four for eight or something. Yes, it
was just the defense. The defense won the game.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
He just all he had to do was hike the
ball four six one it he couldn't move his neck.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
He didn't get the MVP for that Super Bowl, did he?
Because he didn't deserve it.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Up there you go some trash for it.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
A hotel might offer a bar, a resort, a spa,
But if you won it all dining pools, gaming clubs, shows,
he takes more than z XL, South Jersey's rock station
zx Morning show. And we are streaming on the iHeart
radio app. It's so easy to use. Even a woman
can do it. Why would you say it like this?

(37:44):
As my wife does. She's back to listening to the show.
I heard it the other day listening to the show. Yeah,
I got yelled at on the other day. I yelled
at about something I said on the show. Yeah, they'll
go back and listen, Like why are you streaming that show?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah, you go to the heart radio app search w
ZXL and you can take the show and where so
I guess it's the time of year.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
It's the first of the year.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So communities, counties, cities, townships are swearing in people who
are part of the civic organization. Right, you know, you're
I don't know what you know what it is. You're
the accountant for the county or whatever. You know, you're
getting sworn in. You see our buddy gut sworn in?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Is that what you well? Dude.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
So I'm watching a bunch of people who I know
behind the scenes, and I'm like, how do you let
this guy?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Like I'm looking at.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Some people and I go, this guy, you're gonna let
this guy be like I don't know, council member or
the council president.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I'm like, I know this guy.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You shouldn't allow him anywhere near being.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
A council president.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
We have a friend who she she was running for
like school board, and she was running for all these things.
It was I was kind of interested, and I'm like,
if I somehow could get into this, I'd be as
corrupt as all of them. To be honest with you,
take everything. Oh my god, I'd be speeding. I wouldn't
pay for any speeding tickets. I'd get my trash picked up.
We're supposed to be picked up time.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
I would be there's a couple of cities around here,
some rhyme with R Gate and Entner and on Port,
and they had the people of the of the city
that were, you know, sworn in. They were stealing left

(39:30):
and right. Yeah, and easy to do man, and it dude,
that would be me and you. Yeah, I'm one hundred percent.
I would be taking stuff off the top, be like, oh,
what's that a new fire truck costs two hundred thousand dollars,
Why don't.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
We make it three hundred thousands? Just some Mollian daycare thing?
I get it, But I could easily see myself falling into.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
This, Oh you mean starting a daycare at noon.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Where you and I opened a business, like a little
store with a storefront. I don't know, call like, I
don't know, ABC me grow something like that. But and
here you and I are, and they're like, okay, Well,
the government's like, you know, when they got funding, this
goes back a little bit. They didn't even have to
take attendance to how many kids they had. They just
started fueling the money. So if you and I had
a space and we're like, all right, let's start a

(40:16):
daycared with no kids, and they started sending us hundreds
of thousands of dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Don't you think we would do the same.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Imagine it's just me and you all day playing ping pong,
that's it, and there's money funneling in. We wouldn't send awesome.
Two places I like to run, to be honest with you,
Atlantic City, Yeah, I think i'd have a I think
we have a mayor that doesn't just because I would
be like the mayor. I'd be at all the clubs.
I'd be out all the time. You would see me everywhere,
and i'd have an aunt to ride my buddies have jobs.

(40:43):
I'd have a pimp hat. Dude, you're hanging out. We
got a golden microphone.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I want to know a guy so I can get
a government job where it's like one of those like
one hundred thousand dollars a year jobs where you just
you're a consultant.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, or of those jobs.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I want Atlantic City, or I want to be the
mayor of Bricotine, because Brigantine just seems like it'd be
a cool little spots. Not much because yeah, there's yeah
that windy Yeah, I want to be part of the
Windy City. But it doesn't really it's a whole lot
going on, Like, I don't know, it's Christmas time. Make
sure we put the Nativity scene up by the windmill
and when you come into the island.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Like, that's that major decision at the end of the day.
That should be your job.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, but you know, I don't know thirty thousand dollars
to get the new baseball park. Well, I'll give you
this contract if I get an envelope for five thousand.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I don't remember my parents living in Ocean City.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
They had a little, tiny, tiny house we called the
shoe box the shorehouse, and they wanted to build a shed,
and to get through the permits to build a shed
in the in their own backyard was insane. So they
hired a buddy of ours that lived up where we
lived up outside of Philly. Dude, they would have to

(41:53):
park their truck two or three blocks away and bring
their tools over. Yeah, so like the the guy, what's
the guy called who does all that?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Who?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Like the o the permit guy, like the inspector. They
would have to hide from him. They'd run in the
house when he drove by. And because it's and and
like it's like and it's like what.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Are you doing?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Like why do I have to pay for this?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I wish I knew someone in Brigantine because for the
life of me, I cannot get a shed built on
my property. I even had the guy. I was like,
can someone in the township look at this all right?
This survey? Can you point? I don't care where it is.
It could be in front of my bedroom window. Is
there a place on my property I can build a shed?
And they said no, okay, So here it is. You
become mayor of Brigantine. I become the chief of police. Okay,

(42:38):
perfect right. I'm like the guy from Stranger Things. Yeah,
you got like, I don't I drink on the job.
I don't do you know, because what goes on in Brigantine. Well, listen,
you'd be like the lesbian police chief they just hired
in New York.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Never been a police officer. No, no, no, no, it's
she's the head of the fire department. Oh she's never
been a firefighter, never been a firefighter. She was an
em but she's heading the fire department in New York.
That would be like, what why, why do you think
he's qualified. Well, you know he's a hard worker. I'm
only in I take a dude. I'd sit outside of
what's a bar in Brigantine?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Good Man? Good Man Fisk? What's it called? The good
Time Deli? Right there in the parking lot of the
good where the dollar tree is.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Uh? Oh, the the corner bar there, Yeah, Charlie's or whatever. Yeah,
I've closed down. Oh.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
I'd sit outside of there right with a beer in
my hand, and I'd just be spinning the gun on
my finger, and I'd have those weird boots with the
thing that you hit horses with. You would do the
you could do the shorts. The police officipit, but that
got the shorts. That would be like the guy from Jaws.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Would Yeah, what do you mean, Scott? We got closed
down the beaches.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Scott's drunk again. Look we uh we get back. We're
gonna do a thing called you think you again?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
A fortune teller in Thailand took his prediction a little
too far when he stole a client's phone just to
prove himself right. Alice in Pataya arrested a thirty eight
year old after he swiped the nineteen year old woman's
iPhone while she was praying at the temple. Earlier that day,
he had warned her that she would face bad luck

(44:28):
and lose valuable items soon, that offered to prevent it
for free, and then took her phone to see if
anything had been stolen.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
You go to a fortune teller or something long ago.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Usually like I don't know, I hear they go through
your purse, or they asked you questions where I could
lead allost.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Very generic questions. Yeah, like do you have a father?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Right? Right? Yes?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Is is your father? Does he have a name that
starts with.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
A letter, yes, yes, yes, here's my money, run my card.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
A Toronto sex toy store.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
How did you know that?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
By the way, a Toronto sex toy store got an
unexpected piece of mail last summer, not one, but two
official letters from the Pentagon asking them to stop shipping
items to Baran. The letters were found inside return packages
that had been sent to the US naval base in
the Middle East, country where such items are illegal. Grace Bennett,
the co founder of the store, says her company doesn't

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shift directly to Bahron, so she suspects American service members
stationed there forwarded the packages to themselves while they were
on base there in the Middle East.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I got no problem with that. You know, guys in
his barracks at night. It's a little pocket thing, you
know what I mean. You got no problem with that.
You ever two one of those? No? Man?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
No, nah, yeah, me either. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
They're expensive. Remember we did a thing at a sex
shop like a couple of years ago. I remember looking
at it. Dude, They're like sixty bucks. I've never really
used anything.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Not like that.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Yeah, just a ballgag. Use a ballgag, which is weird.
I while driving, well, I cald you the other day.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I'm like, are you drunk? You're like, whoa, you missed it?
The whole point.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I'm like the gift from pulp fiction, Like.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Every time I drive by fantasy gifts and turners while
I point over like do you need anything to my
wife and she's like, no, no, I don't need anything.
But we did go in there for a gag gift,
like a real gag gift.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
For for like a Christmas thing for somebody.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
A couple on the White Horse Pike, Black horse Pike,
These these adult like bookstores. Who's still going with these places?
How do these places still stay open?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
There's one at the know, the home Depot in Williamstown
where I live, And when I drive by, I'm not
in there, but I do. There's always a car or two.
There's always one car.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Do you not have an iPhone?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Dude? Like? What's wrong with like? And don't you just
get it from Google? It's ever like Amazon, it's everywhere
like you're buying in there. You walk out with what
a magazine?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I know me and you. We grew up with a
place called the Fantasy Show Bar. Twenty four to seven
Fantasy Show Bar, right, is that? What?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Seven ten We called it seven ten seventh address. And
I remember the smell to the place and the guy
and all the bouncers. Why this was a thing. The
bouncers had to wear tuxedos. I guess to make it classier.
They look classy, you know with the over overmodulated microphone.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
It's like it was like, I don't know, you're working
at a strip clip they make you wear a tuxedo.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
My buddy still has the Polaroid, so do I? As
a polaroid dude, Coco, really, I.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Asked her to the prompt. She said no.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
A man in Sicily is suing a restaurant after a
promotional TikTok video accidentally exposed his affair that he was
having on his wife. The forty two year old told
his wife that he was at a business dinner with colleagues,
but the video showed him dining with another woman. When
she saw the clip, she ended the marriage and kicked
him out of the house. There those people, they have
a bat You.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Not so much.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
I want to make twenty twenty six year year of adventure.
Look that trip and learning one hunch point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station and the ZXL Morning Show. How
dumb are squirrels? The road bro I jack one up
with my car the other day, and I will go.
I will go out of my weight. I will hit
my brakes as much as I can. I'm not gonna

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get rear ended in the back, but I either I'll
slow down, I'll try and like kind of straddle like
in between my car or hope the.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Whole drime that seeing where I get it between the tires,
which I.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Think sometimes too. If your car's low enough you'll still
bang its head. But anyway, it should run out of
the street. I'm driving them by, they do that thing
where they run and stop in the middle of the
street and then they like can't figure out which way to.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Go, and then you just hit them either way.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
It's it's a way, yeah, just go anyway. I'll go
to my mom's house. And I see this squirrel and
I'm going like forty five. I see it come across,
and I'm thinking the whole way, I'm like, it's gonna move,
It's gonna move, it's got It's in the middle of
the street, look in both ways. As my car umps
and I try and do all I can goom right
over top of the head of the squirrel. And that
was it.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Like how dumb?

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Hey, Well, dude, I was driving down a road called
Roote fifty and it gets kind of dark in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
You know, it wasn't even that middle that. I was
like eight o'clock, nine o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
There's a family of deer and they're just in the
middle of the road.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, I see him, and I'm driving closer and closer,
and I'm like they're gonna move. They have to see
my headlights are on them, They're gonna move. These things
didn't move. I had to swerve out of the way,
and I just missed them.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
As an animal, don't you understand that there's something foreign
coming towards you? Like you don't know enough to move?
I've heard a deer hitting the side of car. How
dumb can you beat it?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
For a deer to hit the side of a car? Dude,
run into a car, My buddy, the unluckiest guy in
the world. He hits a deer. He just got a
new car, hits a deer. It hits his driver's side
front headlight. The deer then flips around and with its
ass hits the passenger or the driver's side door. Jesus

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taking out all the pass So he hits the headlight.
So that's going. Now his ass now hits the driver's
side door, which now puts a huge debt. Then it
spins around again and with its stupid deer head hits
the passenger side door. Now we're not done. One more
turn with its ass takes out the tail light.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
On the driver's side.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Wow, that's like, if you're gonna take me out and
I'm across some major Damn dude, I'm pretty sure he
said it ran off. Je Dude, I don't know they
got super string. Yeah, this squirrel didn't run off. Man,
it popped hard. I was behind a buddy who hit
a cat and he it's like the cat was it
was in between the two tires, so it hit the
bottom of the car, hit down on the ground and

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they came up like a helicopter, and it was ice
and snow around and the thing kept sliding and spinning.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I was like, Jesus, I remember driving. I think we
were into a booze cruise.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
So I'm driving on that causeway going in the Sea Isle,
and uh there's a lot of turtles and then there's
like one of those. I got a small Penis trucks
in front of me, and he clips a turtle and
it was like Super Mario Brothers.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
He clips it with his driver's side tire.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
It then bounces to his rear tire, then bounces to
his passenger side tire, and then back to his rear tire,
and then he keeps driving and now it's just spinning
in the road. And the dude popped out and just
started walking back to the to the marsh did he
grab the coin?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I was like, what did I just watch? This was insane?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Hey, but thanks for calling today. Was welcome on the show.
We're glad we all a part of it. Stated, we
kick off a rock block for you right now. It
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you love, man, the sun comes shining through. When you're crying.
Lets you bring on the rin right, stop your shot
and stop your side well to be happy.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Then where do you smiling?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Let's smile, keep on smiling. I'm smile dropping out, man,
I know you guys are all my love for me.
Guys on my way working r She's a guy, Yeah,
warming up, Chip and I'm.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Like, I'm about you here.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
We're rocking.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Hey, thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
You shot to the best. How you dying y'all? Keep
you laughing?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Then, you guys are great.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Hilario got it?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Oh is it my radio or are you only broadcasting?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
And mana you get them the hell out of here
with you roll out. This is the radios in DJ Like,
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