THURSDAY 2-12-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
In a world of gol mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
And standing Bob. The rest on this show.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Isn't good.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, man, what's happening? Good morning? What's going on with you?
A dude, I'll tell you what, man, I felt great
this morning. And it's petty and it's stupid, but I
had a guy. Usually there's nobody on the roadom heading
the work, and so I got it like an eight
miles like straight shot to work, and until I have

(01:04):
to turn onto the black Horse pipe. Dude, I get
a guy. As soon as I turn on the shore road,
I get a guy. He's right on my ass the
entire time I'm driver. He's on my anm you wave
him around. Well, dude, it's like it's three it's whatever,
three thirty in the morning, you know, And I'm like,
I'm like, all right, I'm doing like four over the

(01:26):
speed lift. That's a nice place to be. That's what
I want to be. I don't want to like it's
three thirty in the morning. The last thing I want
to do is fly by a cop. You know you're
gonna get pulled over. It's three thirty in the morning. Yeah,
I'm seven seven miles an hour I go, so I'm
four over. It's a thirty five mile an hour speed limit.
Guys on my app the entire time. Now, right before
I'm about to turn onto the pipe, I can see

(01:48):
this guy turns off real quick on a side road,
and I know exactly what he's doing. He's gonna try
and high tail it like shortcut style to another traffic light.
And so, dude, I get to the pike, I turn,
I go down. He's caught at a red light and
he has to now watch me who he just tailgated

(02:09):
for eight miles. He's got to watch me now past
him as he sits at a red light. Yeah, I
see it. When we go home, man, black Horsepike, the
guy's in and out of traffic and we end up
at the same light. Same dude, where are you going?
The speed you would have to increase to to really
make a difference in getting home at I don't know,
fifteen or twenty minutes early. It doesn't make any say
even five miles an hour more. If you're on my ass,
you're not getting there any faster. So I take a

(02:30):
lot of back roads. And I watched the guy yesterday.
He's in one of these like souped up Mustangs. You know,
I'm doing probably five overspeed living like that's where I live.
I drive like an old league. Yeah I know, right, Yeah,
and so so I don't care on all the on
these back roads, you want to pass me, past me,
go next?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So dude, he like does that? You know, I have
a small penis and a Mustang, and he like zooms
by me. But the problem is thirty yards in front
of me a truck. Yeah, where are you going? Right?
So dude, he hits a patch of ice, he almost
loses it and hits a guard. Yeah. You almost root
for it, don't you. I don't want the guy to die.
I don't want him to flip his car, but just

(03:11):
a little fender bedding, like he was it worth it.
But the thing is, Okay, you passed me, but you're
only getting up maybe fifteen yards before you have to
hit the brakes because there's a truck up there. Yeah,
and I'm talking about by the mall where there's read lighters,
and there's traffic and everything. Where are you that main
strip on the Black Rooks? Like maybe I don't know,
you want to do eighty five down there? O thing?
Go or you'd dude, I mean that's where you know that,

(03:31):
That's where May's landing. I lived for you know, the
last eight years is that strip, and it's it's a
straightaway like for like ten to fifteen miles. It's just
a straight shot. And dude, you get those stupid fast
and furious cars. Dude all night long. I could just
hear them they go, and dude, they'll they'll clock in

(03:52):
like one hundred and twenty miles an hour. Yeah, you know,
many pink slips I've won going down that stretch and
racing food. It's a lot. And I'm like, I'm like,
what are you doing. You're gonna get. All it takes
is a deer to run out on the road and
you're done. Yeah. Brick Rock and big Man stupid, so stupid,
and those things are like I watched the guy the
other day he scraped the bottom of his car because

(04:12):
it was so low to the ground he couldn't get
over a ski bump. Oh yeah, it makes you laugh
and you go why, there's a reason why. In the
factories when they're designing these cars, they're made to go
over like, dude, a little bit of a bump. How
do those cars make it? Snow? Right? I've got I've
got craters by me like Rob and my jeep, and
I feel like I'm off roading and it's a big
patch of ice on the corner, like real holes. You're

(04:34):
not watching a guy. And now they make these tires
that are inverted. Don't understand your tread But what are
you doing ruining the tread on that one little bark? Okay,
the tire was designed to do something. So here's but
by thing like does that pick up chicks like? I
get it? The muscle car back in the day, you
roll up, dude, a girl's gonna look at it, go,

(04:56):
whoa right, it's gonna rumble to it? Okay, Corvette back
in the you know, in the seventies and eighty, Yo,
whoa right? You drive up to a party in a
fast and furious car. Do you think a girl is
gonna look at that and go, oh my god, that
guy's awesome. There's no reason for a spoiler on a
hun day. Oh none, No, I don't get it at all. Everybody.

(05:21):
It is Thursday and we have tickets to get to
it's going to piece Pollwalker. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah,
looks the guy, the flagship guy couldn't even drive one
of those scuper cars. And he was a pro, he
was an expert, and he died. Hey, we got Kansas tickets.
You want to do him?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Now?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Are we doing?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, why don't we do this? I got the last
pair of tickets for Kansas. Uh, coming to the hard Rock?
Do you want to go see Kansas coming to the
hard Rock? Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven.
Kansas coming to the hard Rock next week. Six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred and seven. Dial up,
you'll win him right now. Photos, it's for the early list.

(05:59):
Zero h nine six seven seven one hundred and seven. Uh,
it's Kansas tickets over at the hard Rock. Well. Lunch
point seven is the XL South Jersey's rock stations, The
XL Morning Show. We're getting started. Good morning, everybody, do
it live. I can go all right it and we'll
do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotting. Good morning,

(06:23):
here some news foult. US Governor Mickey Or Mike Mikey
Mikey yo yo yo Mikey. Governor Mikey Sherill unveiled the
statewide portal for residents in New Jersey to upload photos
and videos of federal immigration activity known as ICE. Has
her administration moves to aggressively scrutinize the work of ICE.

(06:46):
How do you think about that? Aren't there a million
other things we need to be doing in New Jersey
than that? How about taking my electric bill down? Yeah?
Well we've we frozen. We froze it at the highest
it's ever been. So my thing is, you're here illegally.
So like, here's what she said, right, she goes. It's
called know your rights. You don't have rights if you

(07:09):
hear illegally. Case closed done. Yeah, where's my gavel? John,
where's my gavel? At least nine people were killed all
in all in this Canadian shooting school shooting, and they
found out the mass shooter at this secondary school, which
I believe is middle school in Canada, was also found dead,

(07:30):
an eighteen year old transgender woman. Dude, this is becoming
a real problem where I don't know if they get
bullied or what, or if it's mental issues. But this
is now like the third or fourth in a row
of school shooters that are transgenderal. There are on so
many drugs that they're not thinking clearly either. Then you

(07:50):
have a little mental disorder there, I think, and you're
confused and everything else. You're a kid. Yeah, So I mean,
now nine people are dead. Police in Gloucester County, what's
going on? This is your account my county right. Police
in Gloucester County are asking for help. There's a man
in an apartment complex, the Washington Way apartments in Washington Township,
exactly where they are. Yeah. Uh, generally between three am

(08:13):
and four am. He's seen doing sexually leude acts probably
mean taking out his dong, okay, And so people are
catching him on the ring cameras. And what time is this?
This is uh, gen generally between three am and four am. Okay,
that's the time I could up. So Washington Township police
are asking you to call them or nine to one

(08:34):
one if you see this man. Is he really hurting
anybody at three o'clock in the morning. I mean, I
guess he just walks up the doors and starts like,
you know, doing his thing. Okay, does he hump the dude?
If he humps the door, that's hilariou, it's be funny
to watch when it would be funny to watch. That's news.
What about sports? Nicks beat the Sixers one eighty nine. Uh,

(08:56):
I feel like you and I could put up eighty
nine points. The Sixers are gonna be off for the
All Star break. The Joe Frazier statue will replace the
Rocky Balboa statue at the Art Museum in Philly. The
Rocky Balboa statue is headed back to South Philly in
the stadium, so that poor statue's gotta be like, I
gotta go back there with these trunk inconsiderate people. After

(09:17):
every game you put it, you put it next to
the Nick Foles Doug Peterson statue like an alley of champions. Yeah,
yeah you should. And yesterday pitchers and catchers officially reported
the clear water There you go. That's Newsvetsport now sunn
and clouds today. I at the thirty seven clouds tonight
overnight low with twenty two tomorrow for your Friday, sunny
and high up to thirty nine. It was the nice

(09:40):
at the yesterday man watching that snow just melt away. Oh,
I know, like my one all done yet not all,
but it's a good part was melted yet. I told
my wife it was like Monday. I said, listen, it's
gonna melt, it's gonna warm up. Mean while she's out
there breaking it with a shovel and just scooping big
chunks of lice into the yard. So what do you
doing this to yourself? My oldest daughter's buddy took our
pool table and I told him, I said, dude, the

(10:03):
driveway is a sheet of ice. And he's like, dude,
I got this trailer for one day and he dude,
he barreled into the driveway. It's like we're getting this
Heller high water. We're getting this pool table. It's a
thirty one outside right now. One hundred point seven XL
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. One hundred point
seven ZXL sth Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. I'll

(10:24):
ask you, because I was confused. Okay, at what age
are you no longer considered a kid? I'll say, with
a restaurant or, for example, yesterday a barber shop. At
what age are you no longer the kid price and
now you're an adult price twelve really yeah, I was shocked, man.
Yeah yeah, usually I mean it's usually twelve or under.

(10:46):
So my so I take my my now thirteen year
old to get his haircut. Okay, at this place, it's
pretty cool, man. It's a bunch of cool guys. Like
they got hip hop on the TV, like unedited, real
hip hop like jay Z and stuff. It's like it.
So he took them to a black barber shop. Thank
you for saying that. You know, in today's world, I
didn't know if I could say that. You got an

(11:06):
ice cube and Eve were there. Yes, he got a
hispanic guy. He's kind of sleeping on the chair. Wait
for his next one. Another hispanic guy. No, the black
guy was sleeping in his chair. And the other guy,
you know, Benny Murphy playing all the characters. You get
a white guy. He's on a game boy Like I'm
not even kidding, I'm not even making it up. It's
called a Jersey's Finest out in Williamstown and they're good.
They do a real nice haircut, which my wife really

(11:27):
likes to gets you a tight fade. Yeah, Like I
go to Nick the barber and he kind of gets
the job done, but it's it's still twenty dollars a
five dollar tip. And then I used to go to
Walt de Barber. There you go, and Walt the barber
was great, except he had a two pay so I
never really trusted him. But he only knew how to
do one haircut. So every kid in my neighborhood we
all had crew cuts, gotcha. Was that was the only
thing he could do. And my brother tells me I

(11:50):
didn't know this as a kid because he had comics
like in a bin and then he had a little
like Rabbity or TV where he put cartoons on for
the kid's store. Because after school we'd go to Walt
to barber, but apparently maybe after hours, that's when the
the guys in the neighborhood would show up for haircuts,
and he had porn and liquor. Oh that was that's

(12:11):
a good time behind like the counter. I get that
that should be adult time. Yeah. My brother's like, yeah, man,
like that. All the dads would go over there and
just get drunk with Walt and looking born and these
guy's doing a nice haircut. My wife, she always tells
me to go like nap. I got my guy Nick.
We talk about football, and Nick doesn't do a great job.
Like he's older. Now I can see like on the side,

(12:32):
it's not a real tight faith. So my kid gets
a real nice haircut. So I go there and my
wife usually takes them. So it's like, well, make sure
you have cash, just cash only. There's like one of
those shady ATMs in there. I'll never touch because they
charge just seven dollars to get cash out out and
trust that at all, and they scan your card and
then take everything you own. So I got sixty bucks
with me, so it's it's done. Looks good. Yeah, a
real nice fade, real tight. So I go like he,

(12:55):
I say, can you break the twenty right cause I
got twenty now it looks I see the sign it
says kids twenty five adults are thirty five. To me,
I don't get I don't get the price. I don't
get the difference. You're still just cutting hair exactly, yeah, exactly,
I know. Great clips. I'm at a twenty two. There
you go. You've a nice tip in there. You're still
under thirty. Yeah. My girl left though. I had a

(13:15):
really good girl and I like going to and she
ended up bailing out. Yeah. Like so now I've just
been bouncing around to U different girls, trying to because dude,
when you find somebody good, I try to stick with them. Yeah,
they usually give you a card. Hey, my name's Terra.
You know COMANDSD for terror. This was an Indian woman
and dude, she could barely speak English, but she was like,

(13:36):
she was great, did you take you back? You do
the massage thing? My little guy, little guy really likes
the massage partner. Yeah, but you know what they do,
and this is awesome because I can never remember what
kind of uh like blade I use or whatever like
the razor that they'll keep all your stats in the computer.
So she's like, hey, last time you did a two,
do you want to go to again? I'm like, yeah,

(13:57):
whatever it is, yes, I like that. Yeah, because this
guy here, like, I got like a baseball card stats
on the back. My wife will show me a picture
like and the guy's going off a picture and again
the guy nailed it. I'm not gonna play to the
haircut looks fantastic, but I go up. I got a
twenty sixty bucks to me, I said, can you bring it?
To twenty, So what do you need? Is I got
two tens?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Twenty five? I was gonna give him thirty. I was like,
how much is it? He's like uh, He's like, well
he's thirteen now, so it's thirty five and not twenty five.
I'm like, why did you tell him his age? Because
my son's in the chair and I heard him say
he's like uh. He's like hey, He's like, are you
thirteen yet? And I'm like, that's an odd question to
ask a child. And I'm like, hey, I just got

(14:34):
I just got ten more dollars. If you're thirteen, now
I get it. I'm like this kid like, I don't know.
He's not that he hasn't really grown that much and
he years so he went from twelve. That's an extra
ten dollars. Yeah, and I said, I said, I thought
it was twenty five. He's like, well he's thirteen now
to thirty five. He's like, do you have a problem
with that? Now? Not in the way where we're gonna fight,

(14:55):
because he said, oh, you want to take this outside, right,
I'm thinking I'm thinking he's like, you have a problem
with that? Like he said it in a sincere way,
not like, Hey, me and my boys are gonna jump
your ass in the back if you do. Said it
with a baseball bat in his hand. The other guy,
it's weird. Everybody else put their clippers down and stood
behind them. It's weird. They all took their hand and
went into their waistband like, no, man, here's my money.

(15:17):
So forty dollars for a haircut. It looks it looks great, dude,
I did. I don't even ask anymore because my wife,
her cousin, is a hot shot hairdresser right, like used
to work out of Center City and like made a killing,
and so she'll go. Now she's popped out a bunch
of kids. She's just the housewife, which is very respectable.

(15:38):
She's taking care of the children while the husband. But
you have great haircuts. The kids do have great hair damn.
But my wife will hire her to come to the
house and cut all the girl's hair, meaning my mother
in law, my two daughters, my wife. Yeah, dude, like
I'm talking to like when it's like eighty bucks a haircut, yeah,

(15:58):
sure should make a good coin. Man. That's on the
low end. And if she has to do coloring and stuff,
I don't even do. I can't even ask my wife.
I like, I don't want to know. I don't want
I don't want to know how much you're spending. And
then of course we're covering our daughters, like and I'm like,
oh Jesus fo Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I'm
now five hundred dollars in the hole so you can
get your hair cut. Yeah, we had a neighbor down

(16:20):
the street and I'm the one sweeping up the hair
in the kitchen. We used to take him to the
neighbor down the street, but his wife ended up cheating
on him, so it's a real bad situation over there,
so we don't want to ask him anymore. So yeah,
thirty what ilse to remember that thing? But that was
a thing like you would have that neighbor who like
in their basement would cut hair. I remember my mom.
She had a woman, uh Betty Benarzik just could be

(16:44):
gett an older name. She would hem your clothes and
then my mom would get her hair done. And this
is all in a basement and she had those stupid
big hair dryers that would go over your head like
a spaceship. Yeah, and so my mom would be getting
her hair did, and then Betty would be uh hemming,
my my khakis I had to wear to school. Awesome,

(17:06):
my google boys. Yeah, if you're a guy in a
neighborhood or a girl and you cut hair, man like
I have so many there's so many people in my neighborhood.
If that got around, you could easily do I don't know,
probably one thousand dollars a month just in doing hair. Well,
that's what that's my wife's cousin does now, Like she
you know, and she just does these by appointment, and
she goes to the person's house. Yeah, right, and she

(17:26):
shows up with her you know, she's got a toolbox
of stuff and she's gonna she's gonna mow that. Harry
ois all for just cutting hair. Hey, we do have
a pair of tickets and go see Kansas if you
want to see Kansas over at the hard Rock six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred seven. We get back
to Squas Joejoe and Scottie rock news. Hey, here's some

(17:50):
rock news for you. Oh you're gonna love this Wasp.
The band Wasp announced that it's got a new tour
coming up and didn't just stand for like white as
stupid people or something. Well wasp, I mean the original
term of WASP was one it was a hornet, but

(18:10):
also a white Anglo Saxon Protestant. Oh that was what
the majority of like the Pilgrims were. Oh god, they
came here very very like like a lot of Southern
states are very waspy. If you ever hear that term waspy,
it's a white Anglo Saxon Protestant. But the band WASP

(18:31):
is a heavy metal band and they're gonna celebrate their
first four albums on the nineteen eighty four to Headless tour.
They had four albums. Have you know? The record company said, yeah,
you know what. The one was so good, Let's do another,
and another and another. The only reason I know WASP

(18:51):
is because the women who did Fast Times at Richemont
high and clueless. She did a documentary about heavy metal
bands in the eighties while it was like happening, and
the guy from WASP, I think, if I remember correctly,
he was in a floating in a pool and he
was pouring a bottle of whiskey down his throat. Okay,

(19:15):
that's the only reason I know who wasped it. Uh,
they're gonna play Jim Thorpe Pennsylvania, September twenty sixth at
Pen's Peak, which I'm guessing as a restaurant. Uh, and
they are going to be in uh Carteret October third
up in North Jersey at the Carteret Performing Arts Center.

(19:35):
How about Jim Thorpe getting these acts coming in? Yeah,
you have wasp and then you had I think it
was like yeah, like like uh not Rick James. Who's
the guy who's saying j Justin's girls, Rick James. I'd
go Rick Springfield. I and think it was like Rick
Springfield's playing to Jim and Thorpe. There's nothing to do
with Jim Thorpe. Way, it's one street. It's one street
and a train. I got. We've gone a couple of

(19:57):
times and I wanted to be so much more and
it's just not and it never will. For some reason,
when you're headed back from the Pocono's. I don't know
what it is with our wives, but they're always like,
let's stop at Jim Thorpe. It's like, Okay, there's one restaurant.
It's an Irish bar, it's an Irish soccer bar and
there's a train. Yeah, there's the entire town of jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania.

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Jefferson's Starship has extended their tour. I know you're a
big fan of Jefferson Starship. There's not enough shows. You
gotta do more, are you? Are you more of a
Jefferson Starship or Starship fan? Yes, yep, yep, Jefferson Starship.
I don't know the difference. Jefferson's Starship was like mid

(20:42):
to late seventies. The lift is up where we belonged. Jane, dude,
Jane is a banger of a song. Miracles was Jefferson.
So it all came from Jefferson Airplane. Then they became
Jeffson's Starship. Then they turned into Starship when TV became
a thing and started doing videos, and that's when they

(21:03):
did We built this city and nothing's gonna stop us. Now, okay,
those two big big bilps a city, great song, great song,
nobody's gonna stop what is it? Nobody's gonna stop us? Now,
nobody's gonna stop us. Now they played at the football games,
but it's very slow. Dude, it's awesome. So the closest
we're gonna get the Jefferson Starship. I know they did play.

(21:27):
I think they just played here in Atlantic City. But
the closest show that they added is going to be
ah Me and you got to get on a Spirit flight.
We're going to Orlando. They're playing SeaWorld. You know what,
I like SeaWorld. I got no problem with it. Jefferson
Starship at sea World in Orlando, February twenty. This is

(21:50):
kind of scary. Mick Jagger's fiance and longtime partner, Milania
Harener Nick, claims that she was physically attacked outside of
London's nightclub. She took to Instagram to talk about it.
She said, this is incredibly hard to share, but I
was physically attacked at this nightclub and then she named

(22:11):
the nightclub. Would people know who she is? Is she
famous like that? Probably not? She's young, he's he's eighty two.
I think she's like eleven. Wow, okay, for you're not kidding.
I think she's like twenty two two. People grabbed me
from behind, and thank God for good people who stepped
in to help me. I'm shaken, sad and heartbroken that

(22:33):
people can treat others this way. So she's fine, just
a little shaken. There you go some rock Myheartradio one
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this is, I guess, a new thing, and I never

(22:56):
understood this. My wife is big into now me asking
her to be my Valentine. Okay, like can we did
back in school? But I thought that was over when
we got married. Isn't it just a given that every
year she's gonna be my Valentine? Well, if I'm her,

(23:16):
I would If you don't ask her, I would still
assume that you are her Valentine. Yeah, right, So her
thing is that's a that's a that's I guess, like
a maybe like a like TikTok trend or social media trend.
That heard of it? Man, that husbands and boyfriends, even
if you're in a committed relationship for years and years
and years, you still have to ask that partner to

(23:37):
be your Valentine. Well do the best is I can't
get a text at ten thirty last night from my
wife and it just says I need more romance. Okay,
Now there's something there, like Okay, and you know a
little bit behind the scenes. Dude, my life is chaos
right now, just just chaotic right like I'm being pulled

(23:58):
in nine different directions. Romance. I get it, I understand it,
and I love her and I want to make sure
that she is happy and feels loved. But I'm like,
right now, I need I need furniture boxed up, I
need clothing boxed up, I need moving trucks. Like that's
what I need. Right Let's put on something sexy and

(24:19):
move out of the other house that we got to
clean it out, dude, not kidding, Like, I'm like, that
would be the best Valentine's Day gift ever if she
just gave me like twelve hours of moving. Not to
kiss your ass at here, But I don't know. You
do a lot of like and I do a lot
for my wife, and you do like we do a
lot of wear out. There would just they would go

(24:40):
nuts if they and they do like in girls' nights
when my wife tells them what I do that I
do handle a lot of the things while she's at
work in little these girls can't believe what I do.
We can get in a little bit of trouble here
but I'll be honest, I think we spoil our wives.
You know what, dude, My wife gets flowers at least
once a week. Okay, that what ever happens. I've never

(25:01):
dinners on the table every night. Yeah. When I leave
for work, I go up. I make sure I kiss
her goodbye. When she comes home walks through the door,
I'm there with a big hug. Like that seems romantic. Like,
I I guess what she's like. Does she want to
go out sausa dancing? Like? I mean, that's just not me. Yeah,
you're not a sausa dancer, which I looked one up

(25:23):
about a week ago. I was gonna take my wife's
you know, but I I have no rhythm. Yeah yeah,
but like I don't know, is it are you to
show up like pretty woman in a limo with you
hanging out the top with a bouquet of flowers to
come scooper off her feet? Like romance? I want some romance.
Maybe you need a little sexy in your life. Sure, man,
that's a whole thing. Yeah, maybe there's a little give

(25:44):
and take. Like this weekend, we have a there's like
two other couples we hang out with and once a
month or whatever we try and get together. We all
do like a dinner at somebody's house. So this week
they're doing it. We're doing it at my house. We're
hosting it, so me and the other two guys, we're
planning the whole meal, like we're playing in the meal.
The girls just have to show up. The wife will
do like a little singery board or something that I wish.

(26:05):
I wish chicken, surfing, turf and everything else. It's gonna cost.
It's gonna cost some money, and I'm not happy about that.
But anyway, just get chick full. Because I refuse to
go out, especially Valentine's Day. I'll never go out. And
I love what people are doing now. I see it.
People are going out for Valentine's Day this week because
you don't get the setting in you. You don't get
the inflated prices and everything. My wife, my wife's text me,

(26:26):
she goes, you know, Saturday is Valentine's Day. Yeah, I know.
I go also, and I just do. I give her
a laundry list of other things that are going on
in our life right now. Yeah, and I go, yeah,
it's also these other things. It's laundry day. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
so that's what we're doing. We're just the guys who
are gonna plan to dinner. But that's I mean, that's
that's fine. That's I don't know, that's enough. I'm not
gonna she's not gonna wake up the rose petals leading

(26:48):
up to the bedroom or think. That's what I think,
that's kind of what she wants, you know. And once again,
it's also h I call it the winter blues where
people are especially now with this snowstorm, and people have
been stuck in the house, they get stuck online, so
they start getting addicted to like watching things. Yeah, and
it's like, all right, we need to get back outside.
You need some sun. Yeah, this is what happened during COVID. Yeah,

(27:10):
you need, you need to get outside. It's okay, it's
starting to get the warm out. It's yeah, let's let's
get let let's get moving. So did you make reservations
yet for Valentine's Day or no? Yeah? I made a
reservation at a place called U Haul. Gotcha. You're gonna
do some moving in the public storage. Yeah, yeah, public storage.

(27:32):
We have a reservation for five Yeah, I gotta it's
gonna be in my storage unit. I'm gonna I'm gonna
set up a table with a candle. To me, Valentine's
Day it's dud. It is to me, and it's a
shame that you don't treat your wives the way you
should throughout the year. To me, it's it's where a
couple doesn't get out a lot. They make a big
deal about it. I don't know, but even like our

(27:52):
anniversary was the other it was last week, and uh,
and she was like, she's like, all right, let's go
out to dinner. And I was like absolutely, all right, fine,
you know, anniversary. I get it. And then like midday,
I get a text I'm tired. I don't feel like
going out to day. So I was like, okay, Like
we were trying to be romantic, right, but like like
you were tired, and I get it, Like okay, but

(28:14):
I can't. I can't shoulder that. Now you might be
tired on Saturday from moving all those boxes. Who knows. Yeah,
you're right. And she's doing a Gallantine's Day party tomorrow,
which I guess is an all girls thing, which I
thought that was for girls that were singling this galin. Dude,
you got a Valentine's at home. Yeah, she got a

(28:34):
Galentine's and a Valentine's Day this weekend. It's a lot.
There's a lot of pink and white going on in
my house right now. Look we get back. Le'm knock
out some headlines. One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station ZXL on one show. I don't like when

(28:55):
wives interfere with me and a buddy. And I'll tell
you why I talked about. I had a heater issue,
and I had a buddy of mine who put the
heater in years ago, and I guess it froze up.
So he's the guy who was gonna go fix it. Okay,
and I have a we have a I don't know,
we have a history. I've hung out with this guy,
party with this guy. He's a friend of mine. So
I'm not just a client. I'm a friend. And when

(29:17):
it comes to billing me, I like to be billed
as a friend, not just a client's friend rate. I
get you right, the friend rate. So so I see
yesterday in the ring camera, he shows up to the house.
He's going to UH to do the work. So I
go and I call him up, see how it's going.
His wife answers the phone. I'm like, oh, trying to
get a hold of Lenny. It's like, oh, it's like

(29:38):
he no longer gives his cell phone out to friends anymore. Oh,
he must have been given the friend rate to too
many people. What happened was and I get it, and
this is it. This is Lenny. Now, Lenny doesn't say
no to anybody where I've had an issue in brigantine
years and he's like, I'm in Pennsylvania. I'll be there
in three hours. This is like five o'clock on a
Friday in the summertime. So I get it. And guys

(29:58):
are like this, they work too hard. Where the wife's like, nop,
you're not gonna do this. You have to be a dad,
you have to be a husband. You have to come home.
So I called yes, and she's like yes. So now
whenever you call Lenny, I'm the only one that has
his personal cell phone number, because she knows I'm gonna
go and again, you know, I'm gonna break balls with
him and everything else, and I'm gonna want that funnyness

(30:19):
to stay focused.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
She stepped right in to the point where, uh, yeah,
well I talked to Lenny. It looked like your I
guess whatever, the whatever froze up. The pipe that drains
it out froze up. And she's like, I'll tell you
right now, you can't leave your house on fifty five degrees.
This is gonna happen again if you so. Now she's
reprimanding me. Meanwhile, I can't even get to Lenny because

(30:42):
I want the Lenny rate and she's right by one
hundred percent. She's right. So I'm talking to her and
I got her right. And I know her too, like
I've done real estate deals with her before, so I
know her. We're kind of like joking. And then here
because my wife flies across the kitchen. Now she's got
to put I tell him all the time, he has
to stop being cheap. I'm like, I'm not being cheap.
The house was at fifty five degrees. It was fifty two.

(31:03):
I didn't I remember the story yesterday you said you
kept the house at fifty two. It's actually fifty because
it has a default on it and when you go
to shut it off, it doesn't allow you to shut
it off because people like me will shut you off
for the winter time to make and at least put
it at fifty five. Yeah, it's my way. She's flinder,
I tell them all. Now the girls are bashing me.
I'm like, all I want to do was talk to Lenny,

(31:24):
because if I just had communication with Lenny, Lenny be like, ah,
you know two fifty, But I think I'm really gonna
get built nowt You're gonna get the real price. And
I get it, and I totally understand it because Lenny's
a great guy and he doesn't say no. And I
told my wife it's like, I it's good for his
wife to step in there, because guys that don't say no,
the wife will step in and say, first of all, no,
you're not gonna be out on uh what was that

(31:46):
Wednesday night at eight thirty and Brigantine and charge this
guy one hundred and fifty dollars. You're gonna get a
good rate. And if you don't have time to do something,
I'm gonna be the one that stops you. He's got
real jobs to do. Good for this woman man to
step in there and tire like take care of all that.
So when I first started in radio, you know, it
was kind of like, yeah, a haphazard one owner. It

(32:06):
was like w Caripean Cincinnati type stuff. And our engineer
was a state trooper, so he did it on like
has like a side gig, so like if something happened,
you needed to call him, and most likely he was
on shift, so you'd call him. And this is the
day's you know, cell phones were very new, so you

(32:29):
called the house line. Dude. He had this wife and
she'd pick up the cause most most of the time
it would be like in the middle of the night,
sure right, or it would be like six am or
something like that, like we couldn't get the feed for
Howard Stern or something, And you call her and she'd
pick up, dude, and she was nasty. She's like, he

(32:49):
isn't available, and then hang up all you mean, while
the station's suffering. Now I'm like, and I'm a kid,
I'm twenty. I'm like, okay, well, well that's the only
engineer we have. And now this woman is saying he's
not available. So what do I do? Yeah, See, I
need my wife to step in two because when I
book like side gigs, when it comes to like playing

(33:09):
parties or like even weddings for friends and stuff, and
I'll charge them like a good friend rate, and I
will like I'm pretty reasonable. Yeah, I'm always like, you
could charge fifteen hundred dollars for that. I was like,
I know, I know I could. I could, but also too,
I'm gonna do a favor of there. I don't know. See,
you're like me, man, like even like me. And you
were talking about equipment the other day for stuff we
have to do, and you're like, hey, man, I got

(33:31):
this piece. Uh, if you want it, I'm selling it
for three fifty. And then you do that thing where
you're like, honestly, I'll give it to you for three yeah,
where my wife would be like no, hell no, but
I know where you're coming from. You're just like I
want to get rid of it, right. So it's and
like that's me, Like I got a bunch of furniture
and I'm like, I'm just gonna put it up for
free because to me, it's just easier just to get

(33:51):
rid of it. I've got a pile of stuff in
the corner of my garage and I tell my wife,
I was like, I don't have this get rid of
what dude, do you imagine? Like I'm probably putting out
I don't know, twenty things. This weekend, right, and now
I got to deal with people who are going to
try and haggle me on a price or say they're
going to show up and don't show up. Now I'm
gonna put out pictures first come, first serve. It's on

(34:12):
the driveway if you want to come get it. I
think I've haggled people down, like I think they said, hey, yeah,
i'll take it for fifty. I was like, hey, if
you get here now, I'll give you here for twenty.
Just I just want to make sure you're coming to
get it and get rid of it. Yeah, dude, I've
to sweeten the deal. I'm like, I'll help you move it. Yeah,
I'm very generous, Like yeah, just because me and you
are of the mindset of just get rid of it. Yeah.
So I'm waiting for the non Lenny invoice to come

(34:34):
in today and see what that's like. Yeah, probably gonna
get me for travel gas. Oh, I'm sure fee. I
don't know. Took my husband away on a Wednesday night.
He's running the office now. Bro bro bro. Yeah. I
don't like that. I can't I can't even get I
don't even wanna have a personal I don't even have
a personal cell phone and like, hey, man, thanks, She's
like yeah, I'll tell them. I'm like, well that's jam
one of my wife's best friends. Or husband's a lawyer,

(34:56):
and so anything at anytime, you know, whenever something happens
U she'll call him. And I'm like, one day he's
gonna bill you, like like it's going to happen. Like
when we my buddy was an adoption lawyer and we
and I was I was going through an adoption and
and so like we kept asking some questions. I'm like,
we should really get built by him because he really

(35:17):
like came through for him. Yeah, there's things like where
it's worth people's time, like what's their time worth? Yeah,
now it's my buddy. So he didn't, but I'm like, yeah,
probably should have. Look we get back, man, we'll knock
out some trash.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh love track anything thirty y y anything, racket rock
or roughing.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, love trash. All right, here's some trash for you.
Uh still looking for Savannah Guthrie's mom me and you
actually are, That's what I meant to say. So the
suspected kidnapper and now they're saying is believed to have
worn gloves carried a backpack uh and brandished a semi

(36:08):
automatic handgun. It was pretty wild. The footage they have
of them isn't what the ring camera was recording. They
could go back and look at the footage because that
thing is constantly recording. I guess you did to go
back and find out, which means your ring cameras are
always recording. Like you might see a snippet of something, Well,
it'll constantly recording everything. So like I'm watching the video

(36:30):
now we have the news on here in the studio.
It looks like you guys weren't boxing gloves. Yeah, what's
he doing? And then he tried to get a plant,
a move a plant in front of the camera and
don't Yeah, yeah, he tried to block the cameras. There's
a part too where he goes to bend down and
he can't see look, see that his leg doesn't bend.
So can we look for a guy where his right
leg doesn't bend, has no knees. That's like when I'm

(36:52):
loading the dishwasher, that's how I go down. Is that
what he's trying to put leaves in feat the legs?
It wasn't. Well, you can get a piece of black tape.
I've done this a million times. James Vanderbeek Dawson from
Dawson's Creek. I know him from Varsity Blues. Mocks in
Varsity Blues, I passed away man age of forty eight. Yeah,

(37:13):
colon cancer. So forty eight years old, passed away, six kids.
Man left his wife and six children. Everyone seemed to
love him. No one had a bad word to say
about him. Is so sad man, But dude, I do
love me some Varsity Blues. Good movie, dude, I'll go
back and watch that movie anytime. That chick was hot,

(37:34):
den As she's hot now Amy smart? Or are you talking?
Oh no, you're talking the whipped cream girl. Yeah, what
is her name. She's from Cherry Hill, she's in Lambman.
Yeah it's not kid, but yes, I know the girl
you're talking about the whip Just say whipped cream girl.
That's how everyone knows. Cruz Beckham this is the spoiled
kid of David Beckham and Posh Spice posted a caption

(37:58):
free Instagram slide Showphy during a throwback photo with brothers
Brooklyn and Romeo. Apparently the whole family hates this kid
and because he's just a pain in the balls. So
this is maybe his olive branch to try and get
back in with the family. Got this kid off, man,
Just take that card away. Doesn't go to see what
real life is all about. Bju Phillips. I don't know

(38:18):
if you know who Bizu Phillips is, but Bzu Phillips,
she is the daughter of the guy from The Mama's
and the Papas, and her sister is the big girl
from Wilson Phillips, and she's an actress. She's been in

(38:40):
a bunch of stuff. She was also married to Danny Masterson,
that was the guy from that seventy show who is
now going into jail for like thirty years for raping girls. Yeah,
bad dude, bad dude. While he was married to her.
By the way, they're now divorced. But apparently she has

(39:01):
an issue where she needs a new kidney. So she
needs a kidney though, so Biju Phillips. Yeah, her dad,
dude was She had a rough paper out. Her dad
was like a real weird dude. You say, her mom
was the big girl from Wilson Hills. That's her sister.
Sister is the big girl from Wilson Phillips. But like

(39:23):
the dad, there's a lot there's a lot of weird
stuff with like the dad and like he may have
like slept with some of the kids, like it, like
it not good. Yeah, I don't think it was a
normal upbringing. You here of the group Wilson Films, right,
the other two were pretty cute. And you're in the
world of MTV and videos. Don't you just nudge the

(39:45):
big one and say, listen, why don't we start working out?
We could be like three hot shoes hot. So I
guess they all have different mothers because her oldest sister
is Mackenzie Films. Now do you know who Mackenzie Phillips is?
So did you ever watch One Day at a Time
with Valerie Burkenelly did right? And Bonnie Franklin. Now Mackenzie
has come out and said very publicly that her dad

(40:09):
the dad of Biju, And I don't know, is it
I don't know what's the big sister's name and Biju
that Mackenzie claims that the dad slept Wow, jeez, yeah,
I remember hearing that. Yeah, And it's like, oh man,
I can never hear California dreaming without thinking that about
that now, And congrats a Lyssa Barrett Griffin from the view.

(40:37):
Sure welcomed a baby the other day. Oh and Tom
Brady's banging some Instagram influencer, no shocker. Yeah, hot girl,
Alex Earl. She was actually in the Super Bowl halftime show.
Oh really? Was she one of the bushes? She was
one of the girls dancing? I think? Okay, well, yeah
Tom hooked up with that. Yeah, good for him. Yeah,
good for Tom. There you go, some trash. Hey, good morning, ZXL.

(41:07):
Goode man, how are you good. We're gonna make it
a ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day for the Kansas tickets.
How about that? That's awesome. Yeah. Wait, what do you do?
I'm an instructor at a prison? All right? Do you
have a favorite seat at your work, like, like it's
like your seat, Like maybe have an office chair that's
like your office chair? Oh yeah, okay, yesterday mine broke

(41:33):
and now I'm I'm sitting on I'm in this weird
thing where I can't find a comfortable chair and I
really hate it. Oh yeah, you need to go spend
some money, go buy yourself a nice chair. Sitting I'm
sitting in like a chair like you would sit at
like a kitchen att Yeah you look tall too. Yeah.
I don't like it, dude, because what I mean, for
ten years I pretty much had the same seat and

(41:55):
now it's just gone. It's it's yeah, it's like losing
a relative. You can't. That's up. All right, man, Look
you got tickets and go see Canes. It's over at
the hard Rock all right. Awesome, Thank you appreciate that
kind of question about your job. You said you're a
prison instructor. What is that You instruct the guys not
to get in fight? Like, what are you instructing?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
We teach, uh, we're vocational teachers. We teach skills like
I'm an amazing teacher carpentry, electrical. Yeah, we teach them
something so they don't have to come back, like like
Johnny Depth did in Blow when he was teaching the
guys how to to smuggle drugs through the planes. Right, Yeah,
that's I don't think that's OK. No, he's like Andy

(42:38):
Duffrain in Shawshank Redemption. Remember he taught the guys how
to read, Yeah, how to how to how to be
an accountant. That's awesome. You love to hear that when
these guys get out, you know, and I don't know
in twenty to life, they could be amazing guy or
you know something, and you want the guy to have
a chance when he gets or gal when they when
they get out. You want him to have a chance.

(43:00):
And oh dude, and I know there are companies that
take on guys who you know have a past, and
you know they give him a chance. You know, and
if if he learned masonry, maybe the guy can now
you know, go on the straight and narrow.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Construction industry doesn't care about your tell They.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Just want you to work. They just want you to Yeah,
the guy just needs bodies. That's great if you brought
it into it'd be great if you brought it an
instructor on how to teach him to escape from a prison,
which would be like, I think that's counterproductive. How you
do where you get where the cameras are going to
be working, where they're not going to be working. You know,
you know how to scale the walls out of a

(43:36):
cup barbed wire, I'll be honest, though not even kidding,
Like he's talking about teaching masonry a teaching contract. That's awesome, right,
that is awesome, But I wouldn't be shocked if they
start doing stuff like how to be an influencer, how
to how to use social media to take guy like, yeah,
because those are the things that people are going to

(43:57):
use now that start making money. Dude. I follow a
bunch of pages of ex convicts who now are influencers,
and they talk and they do podcast interviews about being
in prison. Yeah, you want to hear about about the stories. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
They come in all the time and talk to us.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah. So it's like I wouldn't I wouldn't be shocked, man,
I wouldn't be shocked if tomorrow a guy comes in
he goes, hey, what are you doing? You go, oh,
I'm the TikTok instructor. Uh, look, you stay on a hold.
But you got tickets for Kansas at the hard Rock
All right, thank you. The XL Morning Show one hunch

(44:39):
point seven is the Excel South Jersey's rock station where
you can stream the show. You can get it anywhere
on any device in the entire universe on the iHeartRadio app. Yeah,
go to the Heart Radio app. Search w z XL.
Flip phones. You can't get it on a flip phone.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Now.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You can only play that snake game or get the
steak game, or what was the one thing they used
to use they were Was it a BlackBerry where they
had the little pen on the side that came out
you had to yeah, yeah, I don't know if blackberries. No,
I don't think they were. They were smartphones. I never
I never got into the BlackBerry yet. It was like
if you were like a corporate guy. Yeah. Hey, by

(45:18):
the way, can I ask a question, sure, are you
wearing a CBS three sweatshirt? Yes? Did you see the front?
I was wondering if you did not see the front.
I see a CBS three logo on the thing. Are
you sponsored by CBS three?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Now?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
No, But I'm of Yuki Washington. I have a friend
that works at the station and the inside joke is
if she knew Yuki Washington and one time, for my
birthday a year ago, she actually had Yuki Washington do
a heye, happy Birthday to Joe. But if you look
at the front of the sweatshirt, it is it's Yuki Washington,

(45:50):
which uh, and I've told you about Yuki. I used
to work with Yuki, so uh. Yuki, by the way,
co host First, it was the Randall Cuttingham Show with
Loutilly Remember Loutilly Loutilli, Yeah, great mustache. Didn't you get
in trouble for something? No, okay, no, just kind of
you know, ended his run, I think retired. Then Loutilly

(46:15):
leaves and it was the Random Cuttingham Show because back
in the day, they would give quarterbacks their own like
remember it was like a variety show. Like it was
like a sit down interview show an who's juggling? Yeah,
one hundred Yeah, it was like Robert de Niro and casino.
You know, he would have dancers and uh. And so
then Yuki Washington became the co host of The Randall
Cuttingham Show. Uh, but Yuki has been around forever. Yeah.

(46:39):
Now now he's made it to like when I used
to work at a station that's not there anymore, WYSB
and we shared, uh the same building as CBS three
and this is going back twenty years ago, and so
we shared like the same like kind of break room.
So like we'd see all the news guys, Larry Mente, uh,
the you know, Yuki, Kathy or that's like we don't

(47:03):
like you know Kathy or would be warming up her
lean cuisine, you know, and we'd be in there show prepping,
and the rumor around town was, and I'm sure this
is not true, but it's just one of those funny
rumors that Yuki, because he would do the mornings, like
to go to the strip bars after doing the morning show.
But what guy didn't, Well that's a little early though,

(47:25):
that's your beat. But he'd liked to wear sweatpants. Sure,
and he would wear sweatpants, like baggy sweatpants to the
strip club because it's a little how do I say it, freer? Sure,
a little freer. You could probably feel better. That was
maybe get a lap dancer or now that also has

(47:45):
been confirmed when your guy from the Giants he went
to a strip club in sweatpants but tried to put
a gun in the waistband. Yeah, that was just stupid.
And so apparently I'm gonna wear real pants. You wear
sweatpants to a strip club. So that was always the rumor.
Is that you and once again the nicest guy in
the world him and if you remember, and he was
a New York giant Ike Reese, Yeah, would like to

(48:08):
hit up the strip clubs and wear sweatpants. That's what
they all did. That's you all did back then yeah, yeah,
so so as a joke, it was you know something
about you guys, Like I would joke around with her
about Yuki Washington. So the one time she I guess
she caught him at work and he's like, he did
a nice video for him. He said happy birthday. It
was the joke. And then we let her and her

(48:28):
friend use the beach house over the weekend. So this
was a birthday gift. The Yuki Washington's like an inside joke.
But I love it, man, I don't know if I
don't know if she had it made or do you
think they'd give these away? I see that made I
doubt what's it's a family? Is his family? Yeah? But
is that his thing? Does Yuki Washington say family? I
don't know? Is holding a piece of paper like he's
doing a broadcast. But yeah, this isn't it funny how

(48:50):
we all grew up with these people like they're still
doing it. Like, dude, I remember, like a couple of
years ago, I saw Monica mel Pass. Dude, from my
first memory, I remember Monica mel Pass on TV and
she's still doing it. I remember watching her before I
went to school, and I'm talking seventh eighth grade, and
I remember seeing her lately and she wasn't you know,

(49:10):
she seemed like she did an age. How old was
she was doing the news? Was she doing years old?
My god? Yeah, Like these people just become and that's
what we missed. That's what I miss. Man the guy,
they were just staples back there, and Mardner just he started.
He was like the original anchorman, like the Will Ferrell character,
and he just retired. Yeah, after like forty years. These guys, man,

(49:31):
they last forever. I turned on I don't know if
it was ten or three. I don't know what it
was Thomas Laurie. I'll be honest. It was like it
was two kind of frumpy women just doing the news
like give me the give me the guy and the
woman bouncing off one another. Well, dude, that's why it's
it's not like it used to be. I don't watch
it anymore because I used to watch it going over
to my mom's house in the morning. But she used

(49:52):
to love that Fox Philly. And that's the thing is,
it's chaos there. It's it's the old guy the young
hot chick and they just goof off like I don't
even know if they do news. I think they just
move off the other day, they were talking about a crack.
I don't know if it was a crack in a
street or a pavement, and he started singing my crack,

(50:13):
my back, and I'm like, this is the news that
I do love, and I think that's the appeal to that.
But I'm watching these two just serious, just dumb women.
It's like, yeah, and the way they have it set
up that the set was too high tech. It looked
like they it looked like they were sliding on ice
because they were showing the weather. It's them at a
desk and behind them is just like a drone going

(50:35):
over like ice caps. Before the Internet. Like, I remember
being a kid and I was I really liked watching
the news. I was kind of obsessed with the news.
I remember getting excited. They would run promos because Hurricane
Schwartz had a new piece of equipment. They would run
commercials promoting that he had a new Doppler radar. That
was another guy, Hurricane Schwartz georgy looking guy had a

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bow tie. That was his thing, because that's what a
weather guy was posed to look like. Now it's just
some chick and a short skirt and she's just reading
off a prompt. You're a hot chick. I don't know
getting the news that. I think that's what killed news.
That's what killed it is it's the Fox News of it.
You just get hot chicks and they're just gonna read
you in the news. I get bummed out, man, when

(51:18):
I turned the local news on and I don't know
who the people are. Yeah, oh I got it. Yeah.
I don't know why. Man, I've been on like a
local TV thing for lately. I don't know why. But
I put it on the other night just to see
what it was, and it was again just his nonsense.
Who was the guy? It was it? Lamar Odem No
that basketball player that kan Yeah, who was the guy Otem?

(51:38):
I know who you're talking about. Yeah, there was that guy.
Uh yeah, Jim Garner. Then you had the guy whose
son was on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He used
to go, remember it, used to be on the street
and do the the weather is that the guy looks
like a gremlin. What was his name? And Dave Roberts.
He would be out on the street right in front
of the building for six ABC. Yeah, people in to

(52:01):
honk at them. Yeah, Action news, dude, they still have
that action news theme. Everybody knew the Action News THEA
and again, look there's the action newsman. Again that was
the commercial man. Uh, there's something that you know, there's
there's a safety net there a little bit. Look we
get back, we'll do a thing called do you think
you have You think you've got it bad? I don't

(52:25):
think we have it bad. Just when you thought the
world had enough new terms to describe aspects of modern dating,
here comes another one. It's called pocketing. This is where
someone you're in a relationship with gives you just enough
to keep you hanging on. It seems like there's already
been a term established for this, called bread crumbing. There's
a difference though, with pocketing. There's added bonus of being

(52:48):
kept a secret from the outside world. Isn't that just
friends with benefits? Isn't that what we used to call
it back in the day. You don't claim you're dating
that person. Uh. So many Americans are going without sex
today that the talk of us being on the verge
of sextinction. Results of the General Social Survey shows that
thirty three percent of men and twenty percent of women

(53:10):
have gotten down with a partner in the past year,
have not gotten down with a partner in the last year.
Added that they are decreasing the levels of testosterone in
men and recorded numbers of people reporting loneliness. If you're
looking for someone or something to blame, a sex neuroscientist
points to social media. Says men and women are slowly
being convinced that it's to have impossibly high standards, and

(53:36):
with men thinking they'll one day have a shot at
immediate influencer. Like we talked about Tom Brady's dating a
still tom Brady can date a influencer, the slub that's
a garbage man. He's probably not going to be able
to date an Instagram influence. No, you can dream, and
that's why you pay for it. Dude, you know what

(53:56):
we need. And women also think that they're going to
score like the like Tom Brady, and they're not. We
need the bar's back. You need to get the guy
who's just out looking to get laid, the girls looking
to get laid. It's one am, last call, right, dude.
All right, she may be a five, but at that

(54:19):
moment she's a nine. Where are the mixers at We
used to do the single mixers all the time. They
were everywhere you were single. You go there you looking
for you do singles nights at bars? Yeah, ladies' nights.
These days you can bet on just about anything. In fact,
you can now bet on how many people are going
to be betting on just about anything. In twenty twenty five,
a grand total of three point three million was wagered

(54:41):
on when and if Jesus would return to Earth, and
with yes having a three percent advantage in the predictive markets.
In twenty twenty six, those bets are continuing to pour in,
but a new market has also emerged where people can
bet on whether the Jesus coming back to Earth wager

(55:01):
market will return in twenty twenty seven. So people are
betting on bets. Yeah, this is scary. I think it's real.
There is an app out there where you can bet
on like weather, and you can bet on anything, which
is scary because a lot of times I'm bored in
the middle of the night, I can bet on I
don't know what the weather's gonna be the next day. Well,
I think, dude, it was crazy when I believe it

(55:23):
was like, well, some of these legit betting sites were
allowing you to bet on wrestling. Yeah, it's already it's somebody. Yes,
how are you gonna bet? That's like me betting on
a sickcom Well, I guess too, And it was already
in the it was already the game had already started.
But you can bet the color of the gatorade. And
I guess before like the end of the game, they
showed you what color the gatorade was gonna be with,

(55:43):
like yellow or something look like urine. Yeah, dude. The
one that always gets me, Mean you talk about this
all the time is strike some balls and baseball. Yeah
you can. You can literally bet on every pitch and
your boy could be loading up. And I think they
I think they put a cap on that. Like I
think there's like a five one hundred dollars living on Sunday.
That's nuts. There you go, those people, they have a

(56:04):
bad you nuts. High Radio one hundred point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station, THEXL want to show so my
kid thinks if he forgets his gym clothes, it's okay
just to skip gym class. Dude, grad in gym class.
Everybody I got trying to bro you got an easy eight?
All they ask you to do is to get dressed

(56:27):
for a gym class. That's all you've got to do.
You could be fat, lazy, can't climb a rope, you
get an egg. So my oldest daughter, she had a
high school boyfriend and he was a knucklehead and he
failed Jim and I think caused him almost not to
graduate to man because he refused to wear sneakers and
he only wanted to wear a construction boot. Okay, well
you can't. You can't play dodgeball on construction. And it's like, dude, like,

(56:51):
you're right, that's like Jim is the slam dunk. It
is the easy it's making hot dogs. It's the easiest
thing to do. Like we ran into this where he
can't find his gym clothes and he'll just skip Jim.
And it's not every day either, Like my kid had
two class every day. I thought. I took my kid
to school the other day and he's wearing uh like ugs,

(57:11):
like like ugs slip ons, right, and he's like, oh,
are there sneakers here in the car? I look at him,
I go, why would there be sneakers in the car?
You know you have a sneaker shelf in the back
seat and he's like, oh, I got Jim, and I go, dude,
you're old enough. You're thirteen. That's on you. That's what
I told mine. Dude, you that's on you. No, I
don't have sneakers. Now I did have two pairs of

(57:33):
sneakers in the trunk, but I was making I was
making a point. Yeah, I was like, I don't have sneakers. Bro,
like yeah, like this is I tell him, dude, I don't.
It drives me nuts. We'll get ready for school and
he will literally be like, ah, I need this, Oh
I need this. I go, dude, where was that last night?

(57:55):
I go? The night before, Yeah, lay out your clothes,
lay out whatever you need, have it ready to go,
and that way in the morning, boom, you're good to go.
Mine too, is looking through his launch You're trying to
find his gym clothes. It's like, bro, bring home your
gym clothes. I'll wash them and then put them back.
Even when there's their jiu jitsu g's, I'm like, bro,

(58:16):
where's my ge? I was like, I don't know. You
find it. You find your belt. You were old enough,
even even my nine year old. You're all old enough
that when you get home if they're washed and they're
starting to put their clothes away now too. I was like,
put it off to the side, because you know you're
going to use it three times a week. My son
will ask me, said, Hey, where's my baseball glove? Why
would I know where your baseball glove? Yeah? What do

(58:38):
you think I'm hiding it when you're not home? Would
you think I was playing catch with the neighbor. No,
I don't know where your baseball glove at. He also
did that thing too, and I remember doing this. Man,
I don't know. I don't know how long I used
to wear gym clothes for. I know there was guys
that stunk that they never washed, and they just tow
them in their locker and just come out wrinkled. And
some guys actually stunk. Maybe I stunk too, But I
know he did it for a couple. I don't know.

(58:59):
It was a while long enough for my wife is like,
we haven't washed your gym clothes in a while. You
need to bring them home and wash. I remember I
ripped a pair of gym shorts and I fixed them
by putting paper clips up the leg? Did it work?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Like?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
That's that's how little I cared because you just threw
We had lockers and you just threw it in your locker.
And I remember those gym shorts and we wore them.
I don't know they were shorter though they weren't like
basketball shorts coming out. Yeah, the poor fat kiddies in
the shirt. That's the way, too small, the worst. Everybody
thanks your calls, so they always welcome on the show.
We're glad when you're all a part of it. Stick around.

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It's one hunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station,
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I know you guys are awesome. My love looking at
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a guy. Yeah, warming up, chick, and I'm like, I'm
about okay. We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shut You're
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